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Shower Shower Thoughts........... Thoughts........... What What are are your your Shower Shower thoughts? thoughts? The first 18 years of life are like a free trial, after that its pay to play Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato Does anyone remember the last seconds before sleeping? People put clocks in cell phones so we don't have to check our watch. Now the watches have phones so we don't have to check our phone. If your house is on fire, there's probably some perfectly cooked food before its over We cook bacon and bake cookies When there's a crazy animal in a movie, the trainers train that animal to act untrained Incorrectly is always spelled incorrectly unless it is spelled incorrectly I used to think limos were for millionaires. Now when I see one I assume its Prom night. Bathtubs are opposite boats Out of everyone on earth, someone is the worst human alive. You think you're unique until you have to pick a username Earth is round, so someone right in front of you is the farthest behind you.
Tyson
