recipes recipes for for all all you you broke(n broke(n hearted) hearted) law law students students out out there. there. Do you have a minimal budget, minimal cooking skills and a maximum hole in your heart because you’re sick of eating toast for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Never fear! Here are some (vaguely) nutritious meals that will help feed your brain and get you through law school. Disclaimer: If you can’t manage to cook these then there is quite possibly no hope left for you. Your only hope is to marry rich.
Recipes 1: Instant Noodles but make them ~fancy~ Long have the people minimised instant noodles as the diet of poor, lazy and malnourished Uni students. They’re right but use this recipe to show them we also possess culinary skills slightly greater than a 10 year old and only require the simplest of instructions to succeed. Pro tip: Many packets of instant noodles are vegetarian/vegan friendly
Ingredients • A packet of instant noodles and the flavouring (for extra nutrients) • A cup of mixed vegetables (use the frozen ones, they’re cheap just like you hun) • Chilli flakes • Soy sauce • Garlic (fresh, minced, dried - I don’t care) • Oil
Method
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1. In a hot frying pan add a dash of oil and cook your garlic until golden brown – try not to let the garlic aromas permeate your clothes too much unless Buffy the Vampire Slayer is your dream aesthetic. 2. Once cooked, add in your cup of frozen veggies and let them cook 3. While the veggies are cooking in the pan take you 2 min noodles, pop them in a bowl and cover them with boiling water. 4. DON’T FORGET TO STIR THE VEGGIES!!!! 5. When the noodles are cooked, strain the water and set them aside. Afterwards, feel free to repurpose the colander as a quirky attention grabbing hat. (You know you want the validation). 6. When the veggies are cooked add the noodles to the pan along with the flavouring packets, chilli and soy sauce to taste.
