Your Average Law Resume

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Another Forgettable Law Student

Address: 234 Long way but willing to drive Street Mobile: 0466 666 666

3rd year law student with the time management skills of a boiled carrot but I am really good at working ‘under pressure’ (translate: last minute king). But, I am also really good at being nice to rude people (translate: I’ve been desensitised to emotions in general)

Previous Employment

2018 - Present Coles

Responsibilities include selling my soul to the devil that is Coles Group. I scan groceries. Occasionally, someone asks me where the battery aisle is. Please get me out of here.

Relevant Experience

Work Experience: • Worked for a week at daddy’s job, sorting out paper. • I don’t know what was on those papers. • I learned how to photocopy. • I probably should’ve known how to do that way earlier.

Competitions: • I did AULSS Client Interviewing. I didn’t win, though • Debating team in high school • Law school - haven’t dropped out yet so you could say I’m winning.

Achievement: • (Very close to getting my first) HD in law courses • High school honour roll (I was very close, at least)

References: • My dad • My mum • That one teacher I had in high school that one time who gave me lots of As