What your UniBar go-to says about you

what does your unibar go-to say about you? what does your unibar go-to say about you?

Words by: edwina page

Voddy Raspberry

• You’re a menace on the piss • Your Tinder anthem is drivers license • The only reason you are doing a double degree is so you have longer to muck around before you join the workforce. • You probably peaked in high school

Vodka-lime-soda

• It’s the crowd favorite, its cheap, its low cal, and the taste is not that bad. • Youre the kid who handed every assignment up more than four hours before the deadline. • You wear dress pants and carry a handbag to uni, #girlboss style

Beer

• You can take that bread water like a champ mate. • You wanna drink a fruity mixer like the rest of the law crew but you have edgy friends who think you’re a basic bitch for studying law and your bread water is the crumb of edge you hold on to • But hey, at least you tried

wine

• You’re here for a social drink after uni • Nothing big planned cause you know you’ve got to go home and get started on that big ‘to do’ list that you’ve been putting off all week • You’re one of those rare gems who does straight law. You’re rare and hard to find and oh so hard working, but us double degree-ers will forever be afraid of you

what does your unibar go-to say about you? what does your unibar go-to say about you?

a jug of anything

• You’re a wannabe engineering kid and you don’t quite get the ~law school culture~ • You probably watched that kid climb under the uni bridge and decided that he deserved a beer on you. • I bet you’ve even got yourself an AUES membership so you can cash in on those $14 jugs of coopers pale ale

cider

• There are a limited number of yummy cheap drinks on offer at the unibar so you begrudgingly turn to the trusty apple cider • You’re not a fan of beer and don’t feel like taking on the emotional rollercoster that any sort of spirit takes you on. • You’re the student who makes sure that everyone else is aware that there’s an assignment due tomorrow that you forgot about

gin and tonic

• A favorite you watched your parents drink when you were younger and now you drink. Crazy how the circle of life works aye. • Or, you didn’t know what drink other than a pale ale to order at the bar so you started copying your G&T drinker friends and you don’t know how to stop. • You’re doing amazing sweetie, keep it up.