how badly do you need th t go-to cry These are some tough times. Exams are fast approaching, you’re having a bit of an existential breakdown. But what does your go-to depression music say about how bad you need to get help? Well, as a self-proclaimed ‘person who listens to a lot of music’, I drew up a guideline for you. *Warning: Mad Satire Ahead*
Lana Del Rey You either actually have daddy issues or 2014 Tumblr has groomed you into romanticizing sleeping with old married men, smoking skinny cigarettes and unironically taking cry-selfies. Either way, get some help bestie! You’re a victim!
Radiohead If your go-to is Radiohead, this is your sign to get a mental health care plan. You’re probably either a ‘thick rimmed glasses poli-sci neckbeard’ or have a superiority complex because you think your music taste is unique. It’s not, and you need therapy.
frank ocean Painting your nails black and skating alone in the dark is your self-care. Your parents did everything to ensure you grow up comfortably, but you refuse to converse with them during dinner. You don’t need therapy, just grow up, king.
joy division Get help please. We both know that you haven’t felt physical touch since the cashier at the record store accidentally touched your hand when they gave you your receipt. And that was 5 months ago because you never leave your room.
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