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Another Forgettable Law Student Address: 234 Long way but willing to drive Street Mobile: 0466 666 666 3rd year law student with the time management skills of a boiled carrot but I am really good at working ‘under pressure’ (translate: last minute king). But, I am also really good at being nice to rude people (translate: I’ve been desensitised to emotions in general) Previous Employment 2018 - Present
Coles Responsibilities include selling my soul to the devil that is Coles Group. I scan groceries. Occasionally, someone asks me where the battery aisle is. Please get me out of here.
Relevant Experience Work Experience: • Worked for a week at daddy’s job, sorting out paper. • I don’t know what was on those papers. • I learned how to photocopy. • I probably should’ve known how to do that way earlier. Competitions: • I did AULSS Client Interviewing. I didn’t win, though • Debating team in high school • Law school - haven’t dropped out yet so you could say I’m winning. Achievement: • (Very close to getting my first) HD in law courses • High school honour roll (I was very close, at least) References: • My dad • My mum • That one teacher I had in high school that one time who gave me lots of As
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