what does your unibar Words by: edwina page
Voddy Raspberry ⢠Youâre a menace on the piss Vodka-lime-soda ⢠Your Tinder anthem is drivers license ⢠The only reason you are doing a double ⢠Itâs the crowd favorite, its cheap, its low cal, and the taste is not that bad. degree is so you have longer to muck ⢠Youre the kid who handed every around before you join the workforce. assignment up more than four hours ⢠You probably peaked in high school before the deadline. ⢠You wear dress pants and carry a handbag to uni, #girlboss style
Beer ⢠You can take that bread water like a champ mate. ⢠You wanna drink a fruity mixer like the rest of the law crew but you have edgy friends who think youâre a basic bitch for studying law and your bread water is the crumb of edge you hold on to ⢠But hey, at least you tried
wine ⢠Youâre here for a social drink after uni ⢠Nothing big planned cause you know youâve got to go home and get started on that big âto doâ list that youâve been putting off all week ⢠Youâre one of those rare gems who does straight law. Youâre rare and hard to find and oh so hard working, but us double degree-ers will forever be afraid of you
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