what does your unibar Words by: edwina page
Voddy Raspberry • You’re a menace on the piss Vodka-lime-soda • Your Tinder anthem is drivers license • The only reason you are doing a double • It’s the crowd favorite, its cheap, its low cal, and the taste is not that bad. degree is so you have longer to muck • Youre the kid who handed every around before you join the workforce. assignment up more than four hours • You probably peaked in high school before the deadline. • You wear dress pants and carry a handbag to uni, #girlboss style
Beer • You can take that bread water like a champ mate. • You wanna drink a fruity mixer like the rest of the law crew but you have edgy friends who think you’re a basic bitch for studying law and your bread water is the crumb of edge you hold on to • But hey, at least you tried
wine • You’re here for a social drink after uni • Nothing big planned cause you know you’ve got to go home and get started on that big ‘to do’ list that you’ve been putting off all week • You’re one of those rare gems who does straight law. You’re rare and hard to find and oh so hard working, but us double degree-ers will forever be afraid of you
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