“You’re ending up in a good spot”
“Unfortunately, it is not where I asked you to put it”
“Good shot – we need one there”
“Actually, it was a bloody awful shot but I’m trying to encourage you” “Wobble occurs if the coaxial engraved rings of the bowl are not parallel with the direction of delivery”
“That was a bit of a pineapple”
How to Make a Woman Happy
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t's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be a friend, a companion, a lover, a brother, a father, a master, a chef, an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, a decorator, a stylist, a sexologist, a gynaecologist, a psychologist, a pest exterminator, a psychiatrist, a healer, a good listener, an organizer, a good father, very clean, sympathetic, athletic, warm, attentive, gallant, intelligent, funny, creative, tender, strong, understanding, tolerant, prudent, ambitious, capable, courageous, determined, true, dependable, passionate, compassionate and WITHOUT FORGETTING to give her compliments regularly, love shopping, be honest, be very rich, not stress her out, not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself, give her lots of time, especially time for herself, give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never to forget birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes. – Thanks to Spider Webb for this useful bit of information
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