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JULY2025 DAISYHILLDOINGS

Park Manager: Lisa Benz

Office Hours: 9am to 12pm. Monday through Thursday, Closed Friday

Phone (805) 528-1551 Fax (805) 439-0288

Email dhonsitemanager@gmail.com

After Hours Park Emergency (805) 466-6275 ext. 1

CORPORATE BOARD OF DIRECTORS

President Michael Morin

Vice President

Secretary

Treasurer/Finance

Beautification

Communications

Documents

Public Works

Safety/Security

Site Planning

Gym- Liaison

Social Com. Liaison

Chris Freier

Donna Mason

Mike Moser

Judi Nattrass

Eileen Hagan

Dot Rempe

Chuck Lautrup

Mary Riedel

Chris Freier

Suze Winchester

Judy Wilson

SOCIAL COMMITTEE

Chairperson Judy Wilson

Treasurer Lisa Liberty

Lunch-In Judy/Lisa

Lunch-Out Marsha Meade

Signup Sheets Laura Hersey

Art Wall Nancy Graham

Secretary Marsha Meade

Historian Tina Azevedo

Library Alice/Cathy/Tina

Decorations Judy Wilson

Sign Design Zoe/Angie

Photographer Jude Burkin

Sunshine/Remembrance Gwen Ringgold

EDITOR REPORTERS

Eileen Hagan

Alice Gold, Marlene McQueen, Cathy Stettler, Kathleen Wafer

Pinochle 1-3pm MPC Bowling 11am Bingo 6:30pm Bowling 10:30am Soc Comm 2pm MPC Exercise For

Artsy Group 2pm MPC Pinochle 1-3pm MPC Bowling 11am Bingo 6:30pm Bowling 10:30am

1-3pm Bowling 11am

For Life 10:30am No Potluck Bowling 12pm MPC 9:30-12 MPC 1-3pm Bowling 11am

Artsy Group 2pm MPC Pinochle 1-3pm MPC Bowling 11am Bingo 6:30pm Bowling 10:30am Lunch-In Noon Exercise For Life 10:30am Bowling 12pm

Art @ Work 1-4pm MPC Line dancing 1:30-4pm Bowling 10:30am Sat at the Spa 4:30 Bowling 10:30pm 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Artsy Group

2pm MPC Pinochle 1-3pm MPC Bowling 11am Finance Comm 2pm MPC Bingo 6:30pm Bowling 10:30am Exercise For Life 10:30am Bowling 12pm

MPC 9:30-12 MPC 1-3pm C/H 6-8pm Bowling 11am

MPC 9:30-12 MPC 1-3pm Bowling 11am

27 28 29 30 31

Artsy Group

2pm MPC

Pinochle 1-3pm MPC Bowling 11am Bingo 6:30pm Bowling 10:30am

Exercise For Life 10:30am Bowling 12pm

MPC 9:30-12 MPC 1-3pm Bowling 11am

Art @ Work 1-4pm MPC Line dancing 1:30-4pm Bowling 10:30am Board Meeting 1pm Bowling 10:30pm

FROM THE PRESIDENT'S DESK

Lambright Electric and MAK Family Construction seem to have affected a successful repair of the electrical supply issues plaguing several residences in Section C. While the operation was a success, the underlying fault was not discovered. Did a contractor damage the sheath of the wiring servicing those homes when the home at 1 C was installed? Did the aluminum wires just fatigue? Did a gopher gnaw through the sheath? A definitive diagnosis would help us plan for what we might expect in the coming years, but the fact that the original utilities were installed under the homes, running from utility pit to utility pit, makes that extremely unlikely. More will be revealed in the coming months and years!

Lisa has ordered a new street sweeper for Trece. Although the new sweeper does not have an enclosed cab, air conditioning, and a TV, (Trece's list) It DOES have a larger sweeping width and much larger debris collection hopper (our list). We are looking forward to seeing it on our streets in the coming months.

Many of you know that in my former life I was an automobile technician and shop owner for close to forty years. Based on my years of experience I have several suggestions that can extend the life of our motor vehicles. Most of us drive much less than we have in the past and it takes many months to approach the maintenance interval recommended by the manufacturer, if not a couple of years. This is what I recommend:

Change the engine oil once a year even if you have only driven a couple of thousand of miles. The May/June issue of the AARP Bulletin recommends an annual "physical" for your car. The shop will air up the tires, check the fluid levels, top off your windshield washer fluid, etc. Cars don't do well just sitting in the carport and need more attention than cars driven daily.

Change the brake fluid and coolant periodically. The manufacturer may say they will last 100,000 miles, but they are basing their recommendation on an average annual mileage of 15,000 miles driven each year, not the 3-4000 miles my wife and I often put on our cars for example.

Change the transmission fluid more often than suggested by the manufacturer. Mercedes claims a "lifetime" fill on their transmission. It turns out that a "lifetime" is about 100,000 miles, which is when the transmission fails and requires replacement to the tune of $8-10,000.

If a warning light appears on your dash, have it checked out. A blinking "Check Engine" light for example means the car is misfiring. Continuing to drive with the light flashing WILL fry your catalytic converter, not "might" fry it.

We are all old enough to have witnessed dramatic advances in automotive reliability and comfort as well as equally dramatic increases in the price of new cars! Let's try to wring the most out of what, for many of us, might be the second most expensive purchase we ever make!

From The Manager's Desk

Happy Independence Day

Wow, wow, wow, another half-year has passed. Honestly, where does the time go?

I love July—the smell of barbeques burning, fresh fruit, and warm sunny days.

With all this great weather comes an increase in fleas and ticks. Please keep an eye on your pets. My little dog, Lola, had a tick on her neck from walking through the lower RV area. Be careful down there.

As of now, we do have a few homes that are on the market or will be coming on the market soon. 6B, 11A, and 36B will be listed soon.

I want to apologize for not having a Manager's Message in the June issue of the Doings. We had so much stuff going on in June that both I and Michael Morin ended up writing about the same issues. No need to repeat the same story.

I wish you all a Happy 4th of July.

Lisa

11th Annual Pet Parade &

4TH Of July BBQ

The Social Committee is planning a great day!

10am-Bocce Ball (contact Marlene at 805-704-1138 to sign up).

10:45am-Meet with Deb Mason and Addison will be organizing and leading the Pet ParadeDress your pet in a patriotic get-up and march along.

11am- The parade will begin. This parade is in memory of Tom Tidyman

11am-12pm- Angie will be selling 50/50 tickets-$1 each. The drawing will be at 12:45pm- The ticket and the winner must be present to claim their prize.

Noon, BBQ- our Daisy Hill World Class Hamburgers & Hot Dogs, along with all the condiments (vegetarian will be available.) Also Chili Beans, Potato Salad, Chips & Drinks. You are welcome to bring your own beverage. Bring a dessert to share; there will be a table.

Our "Grill Masters" will be Darrell Kraft, Eddie Pruett, and Robert Stern.

Laura will have many games throughout the afternoon.

The BBQ is free for residents, and Guest are $5 (there will be a collection box at the door for guests)

Tom and Bailey (Bailey is beside Tom's right shoulder)

JULY 20th AT NOON

"Sandwiches and Dessert"

Bring your favorite sandwiches to share or a tasty dessert.

Don't forget your beverage. Coffee,and tea will be available.

The signup sheet is in the Clubhouse. Please indicate which item you will be bringing.

Library Ladies

This past month, we received a large number of really nice donations. Come by and see all our new books. For this, we wish to thank: Mary Bingham, Judy Gabler, Nancy Graham, Peggy Mangum, Donna Mason, Marsha Meade and her daughter, and Babs McKee and her daughter. Please forgive us if we missed thanking you.

We have moved our collection of the Jack Reacher series by Lee Child to the Series shelf. However, we are not seeing any borrowers. We will wait until the end of July to see what happens. If this lack of interest continues, we will put them on the Freebie table, which will make room for other series.

We have been receiving a very nice collection of new copies of Agatha Christie's mysteries. But our mystery is why they are rarely read. Could it be because they are on the bottom shelf of the paperback C's and so are not very visible? Or is it because these stories are obviously old and our readers have already read them? In any case, we just wanted to alert you to the existence of a fine set of books. There are also a few Agatha Christie books in our hardcover section.

The Authors of the Month for June were books about girls and women, often with those words in their titles. A few are among our new donations. July's offering will be books about immigrants, fiction and nonfiction.

Thank you.

Alice/Cathy/Tina

Introducing Storm and Lola in 36A

Meet Storm and Lola, who lives with Lisa, our Manager, and her family. Back in February of 2017, an adorable puppy with a black heart on her bottom came into Lisa's life. She was born on January 16, and they made her an early Easter present for their daughter Scarlett, who had just been hit by a car and received a broken arm. Lola is what is called a Taco Terrier. It's a mix of Chihuahua, Fox Terrier, and Miniature Pinscher. Lola is a very smart, playful dog that loves her humans.

In September 2017, when Lisa was at work, a lost dog strolled into her office. She was very skinny, thirsty, and hungry, and Lisa gave her all the snacks she had out for visiting dogs. Of all the dogs who could have come in lost, this was a German Shepherd. Having grown up with German Shepherds, Lisa always said she would never again own one. Never say never! German Shepherds are son Bradley's favorite dog. He wanted one so badly.

Thinking that this gorgeous dog was being missed by someone, she was taken to the local pound. That evening, Lisa let the family know what had happened, and Bradley said, 'We have to go and get her.' Lisa had felt heartbroken leaving her at the pound. The next day, she called to see if the dog had been claimed. After three days, with no one looking for her, the family adopted her. They named her Storm because she came into their lives like a storm. She is approximately 9 to 10 years old.

Storm and Lola like the dog park for about 10 minutes. Lola can walk on her front paws doing a full handstand. Storm loves the ocean and chasing Lola. They both enjoy hiking and driving. They even know how to spell WALK.

CHOCOLATE BUNDT CAKE

This is a simple cake. It's delicious! Chocolaty and Moist. All you need is a bundt pan.

1 chocolate fudge cake mix (Duncan Heinz without pudding)

1 (3.9 ounce) package instant chocolate pudding

1 (8 ounce) carton sour cream

1/2 cup of strong coffee

1 cup of vegetable oil

1 (12 ounce) package of semi-chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 350 degrees

Mix all ingredients except chocolate chips in a large bowl

Beat with an electric mixer for 5 minutes

Stir in chocolate chips

Pour into a greased bundt pan

Bake for 1 hour - remove from oven - cool

Unmold onto serving dish.

This cake goes really well with vanilla ice cream or Sprinkle with powdered sugar through a sieve and serve with whipped cream & strawberries

It stays moist for a couple of days in a cake container.

How to Properly Hang the American Flag

The American flag is a solemn symbol of United States history. The 13 stripes, representing the original colonies, and the blue canton containing 50 stars, one for each state, are a reminder of the liberties our forefathers fought valiantly to gain and what we fight vigilantly to protect. According to the U.S. Flag Code, the American flag represents a living nation and is considered a "living thing." To show respect, be sure to follow flag etiquette and properly hang the American flag.

The flag is typically flown from sunrise to sundown. Raise the flag quickly and lower it ceremoniously. The flag should be allowed to flow freely. Never let the flag touch the ground or water below. Always be sure the canton, or union, is at its peak. An upside-down union represents a nation in distress.

Illuminating the flag. If properly illuminated, the American flag may be flown 24 hours a day. Designate a spotlight specifically to illuminate the flag. It should be bright enough for the flag to be recognizable to observers.

Flag etiquette. If other flags are to be flown on the same halyard, the American flag should always be at the peak. If other flags are on adjacent staffs, the American flag should be raised and lowered first. Never place another flag above or to the right of the American flag. Flags from other nations should be flown at the same level and to the left of the American flag. When flying with flags from other states and localities, the American flag should be in the center at the highest point. When hanging the flag indoors, the union should be at the top and to the flag's right. The right of the flag is considered a sign of peace.

Follow half-staff rules. The American flag should be flown at half-staff until noon on Memorial Day and by presidential or governor order only. Raise the flag to the peak momentarily and then lower it to half-staff. To lower the flag at sunset, again raise it to the peak momentarily and then reduce it as usual. Days the American flag should be flown at half-staff:

• May 5 - Peace Officers Memorial Day • Last Monday in May - Memorial Day (half-staff until noon only, then raise to the top of the staff) • July 27 - Korean War Veterans Armistice Day • September 11th - Patriot Day • December 7- Pearl Harbor Day

Observe flag-flying days. If not flying the American flag on a daily basis, the U.S. Flag Code designates 17 specific days it urges to fly the flag, in addition to state holidays and specific dates that may be proclaimed by the President of the United States. The flag can be displayed on all days, but in particular, it should be flown on:

•January 1, New Year's Day

•January 20, Inauguration Day

•3rd Monday in January, Martin Luther King Jr.

•February 12th , Lincoln’s Birthday

•3rd Monday in February, Washington’s Birthday

•Easter Sunday

•2nd Sunday in May, Mother’s Day

•3rd Saturday in May, Armed Forces Day

• July 4, Independence Day

•1st Monday in September Labor Day

•September 17, Constitution Day

•October 27, Navy Day

•November 11th, Veteran’s Day

•4th Thursday in November, Thanksgiving

•December 25th, Christmas Day

•Days proclaimed by the President

•Last Monday in May, Memorial Day(1/2-staff until12pm) • State Holidays

•June 14, Flag day

Daisy Hill Board of Directors Meeting

Minutes 5/22/25

Summary

In attendance were six Board members, Manager Lisa Benz, and 18 shareholders.

The meeting was called to order at 1:06. Michael asked for approval of the 4/26/25 minutes. Donna Mason stated that there is a correction to the minutes noting that Michael Morin NOT Michael Moser requested approval of the March minutes. Amotion was made and secondedthe motion passed.

Presidents report – Michael Morin gave an update on the recent electrical problems. Power was lost to 5 homes in C section. We got temporary power by use of a generator. Lambright Electric created a temporary connection while fixing the problem. The street was dug up put in a conduit then copper wire was pulled through. Michael feels that the installation of the new home at 1C may have created this issue so it's a good thing we had the utility mapping completed for all future utility access. Michael will identify which meter in the banks provides service to which lot.

Managers report – Lisa Benz brings up complaints about dogs in the Clubhouse. Who enforces the rule that dogs are not allowed in the common indoor areas? It was concluded that each of us are responsible for enforcing the rule. It was suggested that should a dog and owner come to men's coffee the group should move outdoors.Although there are fines for breaking the rules it is unclear how to apply the fine in this particular case. Please be aware that dogs are not permitted in common indoor areas and DO NOT bring your animal in or allow your guests to do so. Trece will repair the fence at 10A. Lisa was asked if it is appropriate for a shareholder to rent more than one RV storage space.Also, if someone cannot tow or drive the RV, should not be permitted to occupy the space for safety reasons. These topics should go to a documents committee and this subject will go to continuity.

Lisa also mentions the upside-downAmerican flag being flown at a residence. Our documents state that after an election, political signs are to be removed in 10 days. Donna Mason states that the 10-day removal of signs refers to political candidates and that gay pride flags, "we support Ukraine" flags and signs are also a statement. Kathleen Wafer said. The Supreme Court upheld the right to fly the flag upside down in 1974. It has become a symbol of protest. The inverted flag has been displayed at Yosemite National Park to protest. It is not against the law. It is flown by people who are voicing their dissatisfaction with the current administration.. Kathleen loves her country deeply. There was no one in attendance defending the complaint. It was agreed that Kathleen and Michael may fly their flag upside down.

Treasurer Report – Mike Moser presents his proposed 25/26 budget, which was presented at the committee meeting 4/23/25. To balance the budget, it is proposed to increase the occupancy fee by $9.45 as of September 1 which will bring the occupancy fee to $220. Mike requested a motion to increase the occupancy fee.A motion was made and seconded-the motion paaasses..

There was an error in the figure on the handout budget regarding the amount transferred into the reserve account. It should read $3,280. transferred into our reserve monthly. Chuck asks where the earning and transfer of assets are reflected on the current format? Mike will look at this and get back to Chuck. Michael Morin points out that Edward Jones provides us a 1099. He also wants to make us aware that the electrical work will be a large expense. There is a deficit in the budget form Mike provided, it is an error and will be corrected, a new form to follow. Many in attendance thank Mike for his hard work as treasurer.

Beautification, Communication, Documents No report.

Public Works – Chuck Lautrup has located a sweeper that will serve our needs. It is made in the USA. The estimated cost is $16,460. Trece, Michael, and Chuck will get together and determine if this is the correct item. A motion was made, if Michael, Chuck and Trece are in agreement we should order the sweeper, the motion was seconded- the motion passed.

Safety – Mary Riedel will have a safety meeting June 16 at 3PM at the Clubhouse to discuss neighborhood watch and evacuation planning.

Site planning – Chris Freier says that Linda French 7C is replacing her patio. Paul Moore 4C is placing some planters and freestanding deck in his backyard.

Social Committee – Judy Wilson June 4 social committee meeting in the MPC at 2, June 11 a Hawaiian potluck; setup at 3, social hour 5:30 and dinner at 6. June 18 is lunch out at Moonstone Beach Bar and Grill, meet at the restaurant at 11:00. July 4 will be our annual BBQ. The pet (not just dog) parade at 11, which will be led by Deb Mason Hot dogs, hamburgers with the fixings will be provided as well as water and soda. There will be a dessert table for shareholders to bring to share.

Carmen Fojo announces that she will be planning movie nights in the Clubhouse. Watch for details on that.

Old business: Currently accepted accounting procedure certification; Chuck states that is should be on our financial analysis. Michael Morin will follow up on this.

Documents driveway stain – future documents meeting. Clubhouse aesthetics – no follow up reported.

Continuity Items: Documents – driveway stain, amount of storage spaces a share can occupy and occupant of an RV space ability to drive the vehicle in the space.

Michael Morin, Chuck Lautrup and Trece approval of street sweeper. Mike Moser – correct deficit on budget worksheet and reserve in and out being equal.

Michael adjourned the meeting at 2:25pm.

Respectfully submitted, Donna Mason Secretary, Board of Directors

The original minutes can be viewed in the Clubhouse

2025 SOCIAL YEAR

January February

January 1 Social Comm- canceled

January 5 Take Down The Tree

January 8 Potluck Dinner

January 15

Lunch-In –Soup/Bread

Jan 18th Saturday Annual Shareholder Mtg

February 5 Social Comm Meeting

February 9 Super Bowl Party

February 12 Italian Dinner

Feb 19st Lunch-Out- Milestone

February 20 Board Meeting 1pm March April

March 5 Social Comm Meeting April 2 Social Comm Meeting

March 12 Irish Dinner

March 19

Lunch-In-Taco Bar

April 9 Ham Dinner/Potluck

April 16

Lunch-Out- Taste Eatery

March 27 Board Meeting 1pm April 26th Saturday Board Meeting 1pm May

May 7st Social Comm Meeting June 4 Social Comm Meeting

May 7 Mexican Potluck

May 21th Lunch-In- English Tea Party

May 22 Board Meeting 1pm

June 11 Hawaiian Potluck

June18th Lunch-Out-Moonstone Beach

June 26 Board Meeting 1pm July August

July 32d Social Comm Meeting

July 4 Annual BBQ

July 9 No Potluck Dinner

July 16

Lunch-In-SandwichDessert

August 6 Social Comm Meeting

August 13 Potluck Dinner

August 20 Lunch Out-Mason Bar

Aug 20-21-22-23rd Silent Action-IceCrm Soc.

July 26th Saturday Board Meeting 1pm August 28 Board Meeting 1pm September

September 1 Labor Day BBQ/Potluck October 1 Social Comm Meeting

September 3 Social Comm Meeting October 8 Western Potluck

September 10 No Potluck

Sept 11-12-13th Annual Carport Sale

September 17

Lunch-In- Salad & Dessert

September 25 Board Meeting 1pm

October 15 Lunch Out-La Katrina

Oct 25th Saturday Board Meeting 1pm

October 31 Halloween Party

November December

November 5 Social Comm Meeting

November 12

Lunch-In- Potato Bar

November 19 Thanksgiving Dinner

November 20 Board Meeting 1pm

Dates are subject to change

December 3 Social Comm Meeting

December 7 Tree Trimming Party

December 10 Holiday Dinner

December 17

Lunch-Out-Santa Maria Inn

December 18 Board Meeting 1pm

Puzzles and Word Games you can

SPORTS Summer Birdie Game

ARCHERY

BADMINTON

BASEBALL

BOXING

CRICKET

CYCLING

FOOTBALL

GOLF

GYMNASTICS

ICE HOCKEY

JUDO

KARATE

RUGBY

RUNNING

SKATING SOCCER

SURFING

SWIMMING

TABLE TENNIS

TENNIS

TRACK AND FIELD WRESTLING

Across 1.Actor Pitt

5.Make over

9.Place to hibernate

10.Face shape

11.Pakistani language

12.Darn, as socks

13.Goes on board again

15.Kind of tax

16.Philosophical doctrine

22.Centers of activity

23.Germany’s __ von Bismarck

24.Crude group?

25.Snaillike

26.Work station

27.Joie de vivre

Down 1.Smudge

2.Hard to find

3.Adjutant

4.Chicken order

5.Aquiline facial part

6.“... happily __ after”

7.Clammy

8.Cutlass, e.g.

14.Life story, in brief

16.Walk heavily

17.Easy gait

18.Top guns

19.“__ do you good”

20.Ancient gathering place

21.Cut

How to solve sudoku puzzles

The headline is a clue to the answer in the diagonal.

July Sudoku

No math is required to solve a sudoku. You only need logic and patience.

Simply make sure that each 3x3 square region has only one instance of the numbers 1-9. Similarly, each number can only

appear once in a column or row in the larger grid. The difficulty on this puzzle is easy.

TRIVIA TEASER

We're All Good

1. "Good Ol' Boys," sung by Merle Haggard, was the theme song for what TV show? a-"B.J. and the Bear," b-"The Dukes of Hazzard," c-"Our House," d-"Carter Country."

2.In which Coen Brothers movie did John Goodman play Vietnam vet Walter Sobchak? a-"The Big Lebowski," b-"Barton Fink," c-"O Brother, Where Art Thou?," d-"Fargo."

3.What is the name of the attorney played by Julianna Margulies on "The Good Wife"? a-Susan Rakoff, b-Anne Osborne, c-Caroline Julian, d-Alicia Florrick.

4. "Good Lovin'" was the first #1 song for what band in the 1960s? a-The Rascals, b-Paul Revere and the Raiders, c-The Turtles, d-The Troggs.

5.What poet wrote that "good fences make good neighbors?" a-Robert Frost, b-William Dean Howells, c-William Carlos Williams, d-Ezra Pound.

6. What European explorer discovered the Cape of Good Hope? a-Jacques Cartier, b-Bartholomeu Dias, c-John Cabot, d-Henry Hudson.

7.What TV clown spoke only once on TV, during the final telecast of Howdy Doody's show, by saying "Goodbye, kids"? a-Cliffy, b-Bozo, c-Clarabelle, d-Krusty.

8."Different is good" was a slogan used to promote what fast food chain? a-Wendy's, b-Domino's Pizza, c-Taco Bell, d-Arby's.

9.What detective was introduced by John D. MacDonald in the 1964 novel "The Deep Blue Goodbye"? a-Thomas Linley, b-Peter Wimsey, c-Travis McGee, d-Nero Wolfe.

10. What actor was the subject of Gene Fowler's 1944 biography "Good Night, Sweet Prince"? a-Errol Flynn, b-John Barrymore, c-Glenn Ford, d-George Sanders.

QUOTES

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.

Leon J. Suenes, cardinal

You can always find the sun within yourself if you will only search.

Maxwell Maltz

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.

Robert A. Heinlein

Appreciation is a wonderful thing; it makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.

Francois-Marie Arouet de Voltaire

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act but a habit.

Aristotle

Never say anything about yourself you do not want to come true.

Brian Tracy

What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead.

Nelson Mandela

The best revenge is massive success.

Frank Sinatra

Speech is the mirror of the soul; as a man speaks, so he is.

Publilius Syrus

The impossibles are often the untried.

Jim Goodwin

The Lighter Side

Then and now

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!"

"You have to remember," answered the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days."

Water Formula

Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

Little Johnny replies, "H-I-J-K-L-MN-O!!"

The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"

Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"

Fast Drinker

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have, pal?"

The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."

Answers to 'We're All Good' 1-b, "The Dukes of Hazzard" 2-a, "The Big Lebowski" 3-d, Alicia Florrick

4-a, The Rascals

5-a, Robert Frost 6-b, Bartholomeu Dias 7-c, Clarabelle 8-d, Arby's 9-c, Travis McGee 10-b, John Barrymore

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