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Rancho La Siesta Office Hours
9:00am - 12pm & 1:00pm - 4:00pm Fountain Valley Police Department
Mon, Tues, Thurs, Fri
Non-Emergency Phone Number
Closed Wed, Sat, Sun 714-593-4485
Office Phone: 714-962-3841
In case of emergency Dial 911 Email: rancholasiesta@gmail.com
We all look for the perfect watermelon. Look for the field spot, the area where the melon rested on the ground while ripening. The color serves as a clue to what your watermelon will look like inside.
A buttery yellow or light orange field spot indicates a ripe and sweet watermelon, while a white or light green spot may mean immaturity. A bright sunflower yellow ground spot means it’s overripe; a sign that it will have a mushy, grainy texture.
Watermelon is 92% water. The weight of a watermelon is also a key indicator of its ripeness. It should feel heavy for its size.
A heavier one is a good sign of a riper, juicier melon.
A typical 20-pound watermelon contains about 1 1/2 gallons of water. The world's heaviest watermelon weighed 350 pounds.
National Dollar Day commemorates the day Congress established the U.S. monetary system in 1786. ‘13’ is everywhere on a $1 dollar bill. The designers wanted to honor the 13 original colonies. There are 13 arrows in the eagle’s left talon. Its shield has 13 stripes. Above the eagle's head, there is a cloud with 13 stars. And there are also 13 “steps” on the pyramid. At the base of the pyramid are the Roman numerals MDCCLXXV, the symbol for 1776, which is the date of the Declaration of Independence. Where is your dollar now? You can track where it has been. Visit the Where’s George website https://www.wheresgeorge.com. Enter the serial number. After you spend it, track where your dollar travels next.
Did you know that only twelve percent of the world is left handed? Left-handers constitute the biggest minority group in the world! Neuroscientists have shown that left-handers use the right hemisphere of their cerebrum, which is widely viewed as the seat of creativity, more often than right handers. Leonardo da Vinci and Albert Einstein are considered some of the most famous left-handed individuals.
When nothing goes right go left.”
Rancho La Siesta BBQ Potluck
BBQ Potluck Volunteers and RLS Residents
Many, Many, Many thanks to Susan Heins and all the helping hands that made this event possible!
Thank you to Mr. Kato and Rancho La Siesta Management for their generous support for the 4th of July BBQ
It’s a myth that all dogs are natural swimmers. You should never toss your dog into a pool or lake to “see if he can swim.” Some dogs love water others don’t. And that’s totally okay!
Some Dogs Swim Better Than Others
Dogs that usually struggle with swimming:
• Breeds with short legs and long bodies (like Dachshunds)
• Flat-faced breeds like Bulldogs and Pugs
• Heavily built dogs like Rottweilers and Dobermans
• Small dogs like Chihuahuas (they get cold easily and can be scared) Dogs that often love water:
• Labrador Retrievers
• Golden Retrievers
• Newfoundland’s (they even have webbed feet!)
• Portuguese Water Dogs
• Standard Poodles
These breeds usually have water-resistant coats and bodies made for swimming.
Keep Your Dog Safe in the Water
Tips to protect your pup:
• Use a dog life jacket, especially in lakes or the ocean.
• Look for a jacket with a handle and attach a leash if needed.
• Watch out for strong currents or steep drop-offs.
• Don’t let your dog swim too far — they can get tired quickly.
• In pools, use a ramp and teach your dog how to get out.
• Always watch your dog while they’re in or near water.
• Offer clean drinking water so they don’t drink pool or dirty water. After swimming:
• Rinse off chlorine, salt, or lake water to keep their skin healthy.
• Avoid water with algae some types can be dangerous.
Some Dogs Just Don’t Like Water and That’s OK!
Every dog is different. If your dog doesn’t enjoy swimming, don’t push it. There are plenty of other ways to have fun together!
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DMV TEXT SCAM
Just a warning that many people have been receiving these text message scams on their cell phones. They seem to be nationwide, very common scams, posing as different companies and reworded.
The first clue on this is the phone number that it comes from. This is an international number with the (+63) at the beginning. Many scams are from foreign countries.
This text below is for a Toll Violation from an obscure email address that has nothing to do with tolls.
Another scam clue is pressure to act immediately or suffer the consequences. They always try to make it seem URGENT to try and catch you off guard
Just a heads-up if a message asks you to reply 'Y' and click a link or copy it into your browser, it's best to avoid it, as it could put your information at risk. That is a common tactic used in scams.
The best thing to do is to click here
Furniture Pick-Ups
Patriots and Paws provides our Veterans/Active Military/Reservists and their families with the items donated at no cost to them. Thank you for your interest in donating to Patriots and Paws!
While we appreciate every donation offer, there may be times that we decline certain items, due to wear and demand. Please note that we are helping those that are in need of making their place a home or they need something to help the budget go further, if it ISN’T useable by you then we aren’t able to pass it to those who served in the military.
**Please remember, we love to pick up your gracious donations, but we are not a moving service. Please have small items packed appropriately and ALL items in the garage or out front on the driveway on the day of pickup.
If items are not ready for pickup then appointment will need to be re-scheduled**
When do we accept donations?
We are a small organization with and a VOLUNTEER staff. Please note, we experience a high volume of pickup requests at the end of each month and appreciate your patience as we respond requests in order and as quickly as possible. We can’t do next day pickups, we are usually scheduled a few weeks out, so please plan for pickups.
Drop offs welcomed only on Tuesdays, Thursdays & Saturdays from 10 AM – 2:30 PM, our warehouse address is 1825 E. Via Burton, Anaheim, 92806.
What items DO we accept?
• Clean rugs (up to 6’ x 9’) rolled and taped
• Clean, properly packaged housewares, not chipped or broken
• Decorative items, no holiday items
• Silverware, kitchen utensils
• Furniture in good condition, dressers, coffee tables, night stands, end tables, tv stands, couches, dining room tables (we no longer take 60 in and larger or rectangle glass or marble tables), chairs, recliners (no entertainment centers, china cabinets, armoires)
• Large appliances in working order & clean (gently used refrigerators, gas ranges, washer/dryer)
• Lamps floor or table tops only
• Mattresses, box springs, futons, day beds, only in clean and in usable condition with no stains! (No head & footboards, platform beds, sleep by number, captain beds)
• Clean, used small appliances (counter top microwaves, coffeemakers, irons, fans, toasters, blenders. etc.)
• Baby and children’s items including toys, stuffed animals
• Exercise equipment
• Medical equipment or supplies or hospital beds
• Items that are molded, water damaged faded, or broken
• Items needing to be cleaned, or that are stained
• Ceiling fans, or hanging lamps, chandlers
• Window coverings, blinds/draperies/rods
• Broken or chipped dishware/glassware
• Desks/Credenza (Executive/Commercial size)
• Electronics older than 5 years, TVs that take more than one person to carry
• Entertainment Centers, China Cabinets, Armoires
• Gas/kerosene operated equipment
• Books/Magazines of any kind
• Sporting Equipment
• Used cosmetics, hairbrushes, toothbrushes
• Home Improvement items
• Holiday Items/Decorations
• Camping Gear of any kind
If you have any questions regarding your donation, please do not hesitate to email us at: pickup@patriotsandpaws.org 714-323-7229
7/2022
Our Neighbor Recommendations
Below is a list of recommendations provided by some residents of the park. These are actual businesses our neighbors have used and provided to share quality vendors for your household services. We are grateful for any additions to this list. Please send your quality vendors info to: Denice 909-238-9290
Rancho La Siesta makes no recommendations or guarantees for these businesses listed.
Kimo Woehrmann 714-717-1703 Denice / Chloe HOME CLEANING Jon Riding, Evergreen Cleaning 657-203-3393 Jerry HOME WASHING(EXT) Pirate Pete's Power Washing /
Community Page
Rancho La Siesta Community Gardens
Thank you to all of our RLS community gardeners for all their hard work. The gardens have never looked better! Well done everyone!
Pet Memorial Garden
The Pet Memorial Garden located in the Community Garden by the pool. Place a memorial rock as a remembrance of your beloved pet.
Meet Your New Neighbor
If you know of a new neighbor that has moved in please let Joan know so that she can welcome them to our community. Contact Joan Flinn 714-290-5993 inlikeflinn123@gmail.com
Support RLS Home Owners Organization
ONLY the items listed below can be accepted at the recycling center. All Aluminum All Milk Jugs All Water Jugs Plastic Water Bottles Plastic Cans Juice Bottles Tea Bottles/Jars Beer & Wine Bottles
Any Item that is similar to the above items is most likely recyclable. (No steel cans)
The money collected will be used toward HOO future events. Items should be bagged and placed in the driveway of: Richard Kohls at 247 Albatross
All other recycling can be put in the appropriate dumpster bins in the RV parking area.
Dumpster Pick Up Dates
Recycling dumpsters are picked up every Wednesday. Trash dumpsters are picked up Tuesday and Friday.
If you would like an organics recycling bucket please contact RLS office.
French Sites
BASTILLE CATACOMBS
CHAMBORD
CASTLE
DDAY BEACHES
EIFFEL TOWER
LASCAUX CAVES
LES INVALIDS
LOUVRE
NIMES ARENA
NOTRE DAME
OMAHA BEACH
PONT DU GARD
SACRE COEUR
SAINT MALO
SAINTE CHAPELLE
VERSAILLES
Across
1.“What ___ is new?”
5.Any doctrine
Expecting an answer
8. Greek earth goddess: Var.
9.On the ocean
10.Jobs
11.Responded in court
12.Con man
14.Souvenir
20.Wise one
21.Eagle’s nest
23.Early video game
24.Flower holder
25.“A Chorus Line” number
26.Greek god of love
Down
1.Breakfast fare
2.Secular
3.Sound of relief
4.Facilitate
5.Part of an archipelago
6.Soothsayer
7.“Spy vs. Spy” magazine
9.Likely
13.“___ we there yet?”
14.Atomic particle
15.Sea eagle
16.Coffee holder
17.Church section
18.Eye drop
19.About
20. U.S. document publisher
22.“I agree”
The headline is a clue to the answer in the diagonal.
August Sudoku
How to solve sudoku puzzles
No math is required to solve a sudoku. You only need logic and patience.
Simply make sure that each 3x3 square region has only one instance of the numbers 1-9. Similarly, each number can only
appear once in a column or row in the larger grid. The difficulty on this puzzle is easy.
TRIVIA
TEASER
Sunny Side Up
1. Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs were cops on what TV series? a-Miami Vice, b-Hill Street Blues, c-NYPD Blue, d-The Streets of San Francisco.
2.Who defeated Sonny Liston in 1964 to become the world heavyweight boxing champion? a-George Foreman, b-Muhammad Ali, c-Ingemar Johanssen, d-Rocky Graziano.
3. What TV show's theme song includes the lyrics "Sunny day, chasing the clouds away, on my way to where the air is sweet?" a-The Jeffersons, b-Good Times, c-Sesame Street, d-The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
4.Singer Sonny Bono served as the mayor of what California city? a-Oakland, b-Beverly Hills, c-Palm Springs, d-Pasadena.
5.Sonny Jurgensen played most of his NFL career as a quarterback for what team? a-Dallas Cowboys, b-San Francisco 49ers, c-St. Louis Cardinals, d-Washington Redskins.
6.In TV commercials, Sonny the bird is "cuckoo" about what breakfast cereal? a-Cocoa Puffs, b-Froot Loops, c-Corn Flakes, d-Honeycomb.
7.What mystery writer's creations included a fashion-conscious private eye named Sunny Randall? a-John D. MacDonald, b-Janet Evanovich, c-Robert B.Parker, d-Martin Cruz Smith.
8.What singer won a 1997 Grammy for Record of the Year for "Sunny Came Home"? a-Alison Krauss, b-Alanis Morissette, c-Shawn Colvin, d-Paula Cole.
9.What TV series was set in fictional Sunnydale, California? a-Gilmore Girls, b-Buffy the Vampire Slayer, c-One Tree Hill, d-Gossip Girl.
10. Which songwriter earned a total of 37 cents in royalties from his first published effort, "Marie From Sunny Italy"? a-Cole Porter, b-Irving Berlin, c-Woody Guthrie, d-Pete Seeger.
QUOTES
A salary is the drug they give you to forget your dreams.
Kevin O'Leary
I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich."
Jim Carrey
When we forget to use visualization and imagination, it is like not using our minds.
Jose Silva
You may never know what results come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no result.
Mahatma Gandhi
The start is what stops most people. Don Shula
I realized early on that success was tied to not giving up. Most people in this business gave up and went on to other things. If you simply didn't give up, you would outlast the people who came in on the bus with you.
Harrison Ford
Want of foresight, unwillingness to act when action would be simple and effective, lack of clear thinking, confusion of counsel until the emergency comes, until self-preservation strikes its jarring gong, these are the features which constitute the endless repetition of history.
Winston Churchill
The difference between try and triumph is a little "umph."
Author Unknown
The pessimist worries about the wind; the optimist thinks it will change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
Progress equals happiness.
Tony Robbins
The Lighter Side
Careful
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my gosh! They're going to STICK! Careful. I said CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"
GI Insurance
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center to sell recruits GI insurance benefits.
Captain Smith noticed that Jones had a 100% record for insurance sales. It had never happened before.
The Captain then sat in the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the insurance.
"If you have GI Insurance and get killed in battle, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and get killed in battle, the government only has to pay $6,000. Now, who do you think they send into battle first?"
Answers to 'Sunny Side Up'
1-a, Miami Vice
2-b, Muhammad Ali
3-c, Sesame Street
4-c, Palm Springs
5-d, Washington Redskins
6-a, Cocoa Puffs
7-c, Robert B. Parker
8-c, Shawn Colvin
9-b, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
10-b, Irving Berlin
August 2025 Calendar
1-17, Indiana State Fair at Indianapolis, IN. Livestock exhibition, top entertainment, giant midway, more, 900,000 attend.
1-7, International Clown Week. Recognizing clowns for entertaining and supporting good causes worldwide.
1-10, Sturgis Motorcycle Rally at Sturgis, SD. World’s largest motorcycle rally with races, concerts, and street food, 500,000+ attend.
1-31, National Immunization Awareness Month. Promoting vaccinations to prevent life-threatening diseases for all ages.
1, National Girlfriends Day. Celebrating the bond of friendship among women with shared activities.
2, National Ice Cream Sandwich Day. Enjoying the sweet treat of ice cream between two cookies.
2-3, Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire at Bonney Lake, WA. Also August 9-10, and August 16-17.
3, National Watermelon Day. Savoring the juicy, refreshing fruit popular in summer.
4, National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. Baking or eating the classic American cookie favorite.
5, National Oyster Day. Indulging in fresh or cooked oysters, a coastal delicacy.
6, Hiroshima Peace Memorial Ceremony at Hiroshima, Japan. Commemorating the 1945 atomic bombing with calls for peace (80th anniversary).
7, National Lighthouse Day. Honoring lighthouses and their role in maritime safety.
7-17, Iowa State Fair at Des Moines, IA. Agriculture, entertainment, and food on a stick draw over 1 million annually.
8, International Cat Day. Celebrating feline companions and promoting their welfare.
9, August Full Moon reaches peak illumination. Viewing the Sturgeon Moon, named for abundant fish in North America.
10, National S’mores Day. Toasting marshmallows and chocolate between graham crackers by a campfire.
11, National Son and Daughter Day. Appreciating the joy and love of children in families.
12-13, Perseids Meteor Shower peaks. Observing up to 100 meteors per hour in clear night skies.
13, International Left-Handers Day. Recognizing the unique experiences of lefthanded individuals.
14, National Navajo Code Talkers Day. Honoring Navajo servicemen’s WWII contributions using their language as code.
15, Assumption of Mary. Observing the Christian feast of Mary’s ascent into heaven, a holy day in some communities.
16, National Rum Day. Sipping or mixing cocktails with the versatile spirit.
17, National Nonprofit Day. Recognizing the impact of nonprofit organizations on communities.
18, National Fajita Day. Grilling and enjoying sizzling fajitas with peppers and onions.
19, National Aviation Day. Celebrating the history and innovation of flight, established for Orville Wright’s birthday.
20, National Radio Day. Honoring the invention and impact of radio broadcasting (100 years since first U.S. radio network, 1925).
21-Sept. 1, Minnesota State Fair at St. Paul, MN. Massive fair with food, rides, and entertainment, attracts over 2 million.
21, National Senior Citizens Day. Recognizing the contributions and wisdom of older adults.
21-31, Wisconsin State Fair at West Allis, WI. Agriculture, music, and cream puffs draw over 1 million annually.
22, National Tooth Fairy Day. Celebrating the mythical figure who rewards kids for lost teeth.
23, International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and its Abolition. Reflecting on the history and legacy of the transatlantic slave trade.
24, National Waffle Day. Enjoying crispy waffles with sweet or savory toppings.
25, National Park Service Founders Day at Yellowstone, WY. Managing parks for 109 years.
26, Women’s Equality Day. Commemorating the 1920 certification of the 19th Amendment granting women’s suffrage (105th anniversary).
27, National Just Because Day. Doing something spontaneous or kind for no particular reason.
28, National Red Wine Day.
29, National Lemon Juice Day.
30, National Grief Awareness Day. Raising awareness about coping with loss and supporting others.
31, International Overdose Awareness Day. Honoring those lost to drug overdoses and promoting prevention.
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