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Why Meghan Markle Turned on the Royal Family 1. Because her sister-in-law Kate received a nicer leichter for her wedding present than she got. 2. She was tired of living in a palace and just wanted to live like a regular person…in a $40 million mansion in Malibu.
8. It’s not worth waiting around for the inheritance; Grandma just doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. 9. She missed being a B-list actress.
3. Royalty was just not her cup of tea. 4. The crumpets were stale.
10. She had too much anxiety about the London Bridge falling down.
5. She is married to a Harry.
11. Because the royal family doesn’t eat gebrochts.
6. She didn’t like the dental plan.
12. When was the last time you were interviewed by Oprah and had the whole world talking about it for two weeks?
7. Grandma hogs all of the good jewelry.
You Gotta be Kidding Me! Why don’t the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?
The designer of the Big Ben clock finally released a book on his accomplishments.
One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.
It’s about time.
Why is a good cook like Big Ben? Because they both never forget the thyme.