The Wedding Newspaper
[ BREAKING NEWS]
[ BREAKING NEWS]
Their love isn’t the ordinary kind – it’s the sort that crosses borders, breaks through language barriers and laughs in the face of distance. Ela and Levi found each other in a world full of coincidences and twists of fate, and today they finally said “yes”. She – bursting with energy, a creative spirit who believes in unicorns and can’t resist dogs. He – a dreamer with a traveller’s heart, just as skilled at steering a boat as he is at a games console. Together – they’re a duo who can laugh their way through daily life and turn ordinary moments into the best adventures. And now they invite you to leaf through The Wedding Newspaper – packed with memories and stories that made this day possible.
We are overwhelmed with gratitude –because you are here with us. In our humble and dream team of loved ones, every presence is no accident – each one of you matters deeply, each one brings light and meaning.
We are thankful that fate brings us together here and now, that you celebrate with us, that you bear witness to our love at this beautiful moment as it begins. Your laughter, conversations, dancing, emotions –and above all, your time – make everything vibrant, alive, and unforgettable.
We feel this even more now as we look upon the international family gathered around us – people who travel from all corners of the world to share this moment. It truly shows that love knows no borders or barriers.
And we affirm – love does not vanish, does not fade. It blooms, blossoms, and grows – regardless of distance, language, or cultural divides.
Now, as we stand here together, we feel that our marriage – just like the friendships and bonds we share with you –matures, blossoms, and inspires with each passing day.
We believe that every shared moment, evening, conversation, and burst of laughter will continue to add brilliance to this path we walk together.
From the bottom of our hearts, thank you for being here – because without you, this weekend does not become what it is: genuine, full, sincere, and uniquely extraordinary..
With love and gratitude,
ELA I LEVI RIMMER
1. How many weddings have you danced at?
a. first one ever b. count on one hand c. too many to count d. I collect place cards!
2. Do you always RSVP?
a. never – they should know b. only if they beg c. I try, but sometimes forget d. of course! they count on me
3. Have you ever said yes but not shown up?
a. it’s my hidden anti-talent b. yes, but I have good excuse c. no, I respect their budget d. always present!
4. What is your biggest motivation to go to the wedding?
a. I go because I can’t refuse b. fresh gossip c. food, booze & fun d. I love a good party
5. What gift do you usually give the Newlyweds?
a. what gift? I’m the guest! b. some trinket and flowers c. usually a gift card d. classic: envelope with cash
Most answers: A A
You’re trying to avoid weddings as they’re not really your jam. If you do show up there, you struggle to enjoy it. Usually you take a French leave before the cake rolls in. But don’t worry – it’s possible to convince even such a great opponent of weddings like you to hit the dance floor!
6. What do you think about assigned seats?
a. I sit where I want
b. doesn’t matter, as long as food is close c. makes sense at big weddings d. yes! no chair race please
7. What do you do if food’s not MasterChef level?
a. complain loudly about it b. grumble quietly c. I’ll eat what looks safe d. eat everything – grandma’s watching
8. What’s your level of wedding survival skills?
a. max 2 hrs, then I’m out b. leave after midnight games c. energy till dawn, then wrecked d. I just keep going!
9. What do you take home?
a. tableware, why not
b. weird pics on my phone
c. full belly & heavy head
d. cake and new friends
10. Do you like watching wedding videos/photos?
a. I’d rather watch a match or a series b. I’ll take a polite look if they send it c. always find myself on it d. yes, family movie night!
Most answers: B
You show up only at the weddings of your closest family. You’re not the life and soul of the party and you don’t revel in the fun. Your favorite wedding entertainment is providing commentary to everything. Fortunately, nobody takes this smurfy grouching seriously!
Most answers: C
You’re the reasonable wedding guest who knows how to behave in the company. Even if you’re not always having great fun, you never let it show. You’re tolerant towards other guests. No wonder everyone eagerly invites you to their weddings – such a guest is hard to be found!
Most answers: D
There’s not a wedding you would miss! You’re the life and soul of the party, you love having fun – and that’s why you often lead the party. And even though sometimes you get carried away in the wedding frenzy, the newlyweds always crack a smile when they reminisce about you!