6 The Courier NEWS • Wednesday, November 15, 2023 • News@Highway46.org
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Camas Quips Gathered by Tee Hurd
Visit Your Public Library Today Hagerman Public Library Tuesday 1 to 5
Wednesday 10 to 6
HOURS
Thursday & Friday 10 to 5
Saturday 10 to 1
441 S. State Street, Hagerman ~ 837–6520
Camas County Public Library HOURS
Monday 12:30 to 7 Thursday 10 to 5:30 Tue, Wed & Fri 12:30 to 5:30
607 Soldier Road, Fairfield ~ 764–2553
Richfield District Library 105 South Main Street ~ 487–1242
Monday 2-6 ~ Tuesday 10-6 ~ Wed & Thurs 12-6
The Shoshone Library
211 South Rail West ~ 886–2843 ~ Open ~ Mon 12 to 5 ~ Tue 2 to 7 ~ Wed 12 to 7 Thur 10 to 4 ~ Fri 12 to 5
Wendell Public Library HOURS
11 to 5 Monday thru Friday ~ Open til 6 on Thursdays
375 1st Avenue East, Wendell ~ 536–6195
Gooding Public Library 934–4089 ~ 306 5th Avenue West Regular Hours of Operation
Monday 10 to 5 Tuesday 10 to 6 Wednesday 10 to 6
Thursday 10 to 6 Friday 10 to 5 Saturday 9 to Noon
While on a mountain trip, a man falls into a crack. His wife calls after him, "Are you okay?" "Yeah!" "Are you hurt?" "No! Not a scratch." "How come?" "I'm not done falling yet-et-et-et." -- -- -A guest was ordering at a restaurant. "Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?" The waiter looked at the guest sternly. "No sir, I'm sure he intends to eat it himself." -- -- -A man noticed his credit card had been stolen but never reported it. The thief was spending considerably less than his wife. -- -- -Many people are shocked when they find out how bad I am at this electrician thing. -- -- -We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example, I got a sandwich out of the fridge and it's name was "Michael." -- -- -I called my math teacher at 3 a.m. He wasn't counting on that. -- -- -Sad that you just came from the garage and your brakes aren't fixed, but they made your horn louder. -- -- -How many women were born in 2022? None, only baby boys and baby girls.
Friends talking... "When I drink coffee I can't sleep!" "Really, I have the exact opposite." "Wow, seriously?" "Yes, when I sleep I can't drink coffee." -- -- -I was going to tell you a joke about boxing, but I couldn't remember the punch line. -- -- -I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activated the front camera. -- -- -The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. -- -- -I can still remember the last words my grandfather told me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?" -- -- -Priest to a murderer sitting in an electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?" "Yes, can you please hold my hand?" -- -- -You are never completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example. -- -- -What was the most popular kid's show in ancient Greece? Troy Story. -- -- -What happens when the smog lifts over Southern California? U.C.L.A. -- -- -How did you sleep last night? If it weren't for my sides, I would be flat on my back.
...We have a Republic, If we can keep it
are moving to Idaho because they believe we are a conservative state that cares for the unborn, protects our 2nd amendment rights, and stands up to the national, state, and local political establishment. But those values will quickly disappear if nobody stands up to protect them. Don’t think it can’t happen here. Your new neighbors will tell you that they once thought it couldn’t happen in California, in Oregon, or in Colorado, but it did. Those beautiful states, full of people who loved the same liberties we cherish in Idaho, fell to the anti-American ideas of woke leftism.. Preventing the same thing from happening here requires action on your part — don’t assume someone else will take care of it. Make no mistake: Idaho is the next target for the totalitarian left. Whether your ancestors came here six generations ago or you moved here this year, it’s time to take action. Vote. Donate. Volunteer. Run for office. Our founding fathers gave us a republic, if we can keep it. That’s not a charge you leave in the hands of lawmakers, government officials, or political parties. The future of Idaho is in your hands.
