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Hagerman Public Library

HOURS

Tuesday Wednesday Thursday & Friday Saturday

1 to 5 10 to 6 10 to 5 10 to 1

441 S. State Street, Hagerman ~ 837–6520

Camas County Public Library

HOURS

Monday 12:30 to 7 Thursday 10 to 5:30

Tue, Wed & Fri 12:30 to 5:30

607 Soldier Road, Fairfield ~ 764–2553

Richfield District Library

105 South Main Street ~ 487–1242

Monday 2-6 ~ Tuesday 10-6 ~ Wed & Thurs 12-6

The Shoshone Library

211 South Rail West ~ 886–2843

10 to 4 ~ Fri 12 to 5

Wendell Public Library

HOURS

11 to 5 Monday thru Friday ~ Open til 6 on Thursdays

375 1st Avenue East, Wendell ~ 536–6195

Gooding Public Library

934–4089 ~ 306 5th Avenue West

Regular Hours of Operation

Monday 10 to 5 Thursday 10 to 6

Tuesday 10 to 6 Friday 10 to 5

Wednesday 10 to 6 Saturday 9 to Noon

While on a mountain trip, a man falls into a crack. His wife calls after him, "Are you okay?" "Yeah!" "Are you hurt?" "No! Not a scratch." "How come?" "I'm not done falling yet-et-et-et."

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A guest was ordering at a restaurant. "Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?" The waiter looked at the guest sternly. "No sir, I'm sure he intends to eat it himself."

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A man noticed his credit card had been stolen but never reported it. The thief was spending considerably less than his wife. -- -- --

Many people are shocked when they find out how bad I am at this electrician thing. -- -- --

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example, I got a sandwich out of the fridge and it's name was "Michael." -- -- --

I called my math teacher at 3 a.m. He wasn't counting on that. -- -- --

Sad that you just came from the garage and your brakes aren't fixed, but they made your horn louder. -- -- --

How many women were born in 2022? None, only baby boys and baby girls.

Gathered by Tee Hurd

Friends talking...

"When I drink coffee I can't sleep!"

"Really, I have the exact opposite."

"Wow, seriously?"

"Yes, when I sleep I can't drink coffee." -- -- --

I was going to tell you a joke about boxing, but I couldn't remember the punch line. -- -- --

I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activated the front camera.

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years.

I can still remember the last words my grandfather told me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?" -- -- --

Priest to a murderer sitting in an electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"

"Yes, can you please hold my hand?"

You are never completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example. -- -- --

What was the most popular kid's show in ancient Greece? Troy Story. -- -- --

What happens when the smog lifts over Southern California? U.C.L.A.

How did you sleep last night? If it weren't for my sides, I would be flat on my back.

...We have a Republic, If we can keep it

are moving to Idaho because they believe we are a conservative state that cares for the unborn, protects our 2nd amendment rights, and stands up to the national, state, and local political establishment. But those values will quickly disappear if nobody stands up to protect them.

Don’t think it can’t happen here. Your new neighbors will tell you that they once thought it couldn’t happen in California, in Oregon, or in Colorado, but it did. Those beautiful states, full of people who loved the same liberties we cherish in Idaho, fell to the anti-American ideas of woke leftism.. Preventing the same thing from happening here requires action on your part — don’t assume someone else will take care of it.

Make no mistake: Idaho is the next target for the totalitarian left. Whether your ancestors came here six generations ago or you moved here this year, it’s time to take action. Vote. Donate. Volunteer. Run for office.

Our founding fathers gave us a republic, if we can keep it. That’s not a charge you leave in the hands of lawmakers, government officials, or political parties. The future of Idaho is in your hands.

Board Of Gooding County Commissioners Minutes Of Meeting Brief Synopsis

A complete set of minutes are on file at the County Courthouse, Gooding, Idaho A copy of the Commissioners minutes is available at www.goodingcounty.org

April 3rd 2023 - Indigent matters were discussed, minutes were approved, signed the annual letter of support for the Gooding soil conservation District.

April 10th, 2023 - Indigent matters were discussed, designated polling places and claims were approved.

April 17th, 2023 - l approved indigent matter and minutes were approved.

April 24th, 2023 - approved and signed the Joint Power Agreement between Jerome, Lincoln and Gooding Counties for Joint Weed Control Operation and minutes were approved.

May 1st, 2023 - Minutes were approved, approved tax cancellation parcel # PHHPK001010098, Signed the REDS (Rural Economic Development) letter for 2024 and financial statement was approved.

May 8th, 2023 - Indigent matters were discussed, claims were approved, signed the Building Inspector agreement with Gooding City and minutes were approved.

May 15th, 2023 - Signed 2024 Fiscal Year Indigent Defense Assistance Compliance Proposal and Application, minutes were approved and financial statements were approved as of April 30th, 2023.

May 22nd, 2023 - Indigent matters were discussed, moved to approve to canvas the May 16th, 2023 elections and minutes were approved.

May 30th, 2023 - Indigent matters were discussed and minutes were approved.

June 12th, 2023 - Indigent matters were discussed, resolution 23-06-12 to increase DMV fees were Adopted, approved Building Inspector agreement for Bliss City, Claims were approved and minutes were approved.

June 20th, 2023 - Indigent matters were discussed, approved tax cancellation on RP06S15E093037 and minutes were approved.

June 25th, 2023 - Board of Equalization and minutes were approved.

July 10th, 2023 - Claims were approved and minutes were approved.

July 17th, 2023 - Indigent matters were discussed, minutes were approved and Broadband update.

July 24th, 2023 - singed a letter of support to Idaho Power, broadband update, minutes were approved and budget work sessions.

July 31st, 2023 - indigent matters were discussed and budget work sessions.

August 7th, 2023 - Beer and wine license approved for Maverik #703 in Wendell, Indigent matters were discussed, financial statement was approved as of July 31st and 2023, budget work session'

August 14th, 2023 - minutes were approved, claims were approved, building inspector agreement was approved for Wendell City, tax cancellations, minutes were approved and budget session.

August 21st, 2023 - Indigent matters were discussed and minutes were approved'

August 28th, 2023 - minutes were approved, Gooding County and Ambulance District budget hearings and Resolution 2023-08-28 was approved to take Ambulance forgone'

September 5th, 2023 - budget hearing and adopted resolution 2023-09-05a for Gooding County to reserve forgone.

September 11th, 2023 - Indigent matters were discussed, minutes were approved, broadband update and claims were approved.

September 18th, 2023 - approved the 2023 L-2's and minutes were approved.

September 28th, 2023 - claims were approved.

We Are Here For You

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE FIFTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT OF THE STATE OF IDAHO, IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF GOODING

IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE OF: ) Case No. MICHAEL A. WOODS, ) CV24-23 -00596 Decedent. ) NOTICE TO ) CREDITORS

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that GAY SWAN has been appointed Personal Representative of the above named estate. All persons having claims against the Decedent are required to present their claims within four ( 4) months after the date of the first publication of this notice or said claims will be forever barred. Claims must either be presented to GAY SWAN, Personal Representative of the Estate, or at HOBDEY LAW OFFICE, PLLC, P.O. Box 176, Gooding, Idaho 83330 or filed with the Court.

DATED This 24th day of October, 2023. published on 11/1, 11/8 & 11/15, 2023 Craig D. Hobdey

Notice Of Public Hearing

Pursuant to Idaho Code 67-6509 & 67-6511, NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the Camas County Planning and Zoning Commissioners will hold a public hearing at the Camas County Annex, 517 Soldier Rd., Fairfield, ID 83327 on the 5th day of Dec, 2023 at 7:05pm or as soon thereafter as the matter may be heard.

The purpose of this hearing is for the Planning and Zoning Commissioners and the public to consider recommended changes to Resolution 162; Adopting the 2014 Comprehensive Plan and Future Land Use Map. A new draft of the Camas County Comprehensive Plan and the Future Land Use Map will be presented at the public hearing. A copy of the proposed changes to the text and the maps are available at the Camas County Annex and at the public hearing.

Written comments will be received by the Planning and Zoning Administrator until 5:00 pm Dec 4th, 2023 at P.O. Box 430, Fairfield, Id 83327 or email via pz@camascounty.id.gov. Public comment will be limited to 5 minutes at the public hearing. Services for persons with disabilities may be made available by calling the office of the Planning and Zoning Administrator at 208-764-2046 three (3) days in advance of the hearing.

Lincoln County Housing Authority is accepting applications for their apartments in Shoshone and Richfield

Applicants must be 62 years of age or older or handicapped/disabled regardless of age.

All apartments are spacious one bedroom one bath units. Apartments include applicances and air conditioning. Centerally located laundry room.

Federally Assisted Housing Rental Rates are Based upon Income Call Shauna Porter for more information 208-544-2424

If you need help or want to help a friend or family member, call 208-788-4191 or info@theadvocatesorg.org

Equal Housing Opportunity