The four stages of conference…
Martin Parker WRITER * PHOTOGRAPHER * LAYOUT
Once again Simon’s photo of his 4o footer impressed the ladies
Not everyone was happy Loughborough won again…
It wasn’t every year you got Jason Statham at conference
There was the usual rush for the conference group photos
Under Jennie’s steely gaze everyone behaved themselves
new Careers Beckonedâ&#x20AC;Ś
I bloody love you, you sexy woman!
Carlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s eyesight had never been great at the best of times and he refused to wear glasses
Big Stevie felt almost Regal
it was the last time Justin was Going to wear Lynx Africa
Kate Hull Rodgers was sure she could smell Lynx Africa
Rubbing Simon’s head was a well known aphrodisiac…
…and some people needed all the help they could get!
not very many people knew that simon had once been very successful in claymation.
after the previous nights drinking there were always a lot of delegates needing permission to go to the loo
practicing surprise when Loughborough won again could be taught
practicing surprise when paul tetley Bought a round of drinks could be taught
If he didn’t do exactly as she asked Ian would get Karate chopped!
nobody believed Big Stevie’s assertion of how big tunnock caramel log bars were in Scotland
topping up her pint of Bacardi with coke would keep Claire awake this year
Tim was the real power behind the conference…
…and Just as Simon finally remembered the words to ‘Dancing Queen’ Tim pressed the mute button.