Prepare to pour yourself a drink while you read....
Duncan wasn’t falling for the old ‘i’m reading an invisible newspaper gag’
dave Birss was playing ‘the blues’…or ‘the cyans’ as they were known at conference.
once again simon forgot the words to ‘Dancing Queen’
Paul could only finish his tea on the Morgana stand…
caught short in the long lunch queue Duncan had no choice but to go where he stood…
Darren had woken up with a sore tooth…
Sam couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t remember if she should suck or blowâ&#x20AC;Ś
Andy was the happiest man he knew!
Janine and Dene were waiting for the boiling oil to get to the right temperature
Mr Hickman was wearing a necktie by chanel with matching handbag
the Bluebottle fly hoped his disguise would last the evening
Nuala liked a cake; but they werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t all for herâ&#x20AC;Ś
Tim had gone for Alastair mcQueen with matching accessories.
Look into my eyesâ&#x20AC;Ślook deep into my eyesâ&#x20AC;Ś
Andy would make them positive by any means necessary
Allan was wearing a little givenchy number with matching Mulberry handbag
Steve had finally tied the knot with Dave!
Andy hated being continuously asked if he was happy!
Dave had a very bad nail-biting habit
Dave had been exercising his pinkie for just such an occasion.
Paul had had too much Garlicâ&#x20AC;Ś
Nobody knew how errol brown had gotten on to the boat but they all fancied some hot chocolate
JC had a great trick with some old loaves and fishesâ&#x20AC;Ś
someone had pinched the pensioners false teeth.
somehow the old blind guy kept getting the group portrait gig
Not only could Dave play the guitar, the mouth organ, and write booksâ&#x20AC;Ś
â&#x20AC;Śhe was also good at kung fu!
Alison never forgot the words to â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Dancing queenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;
Greg had a swift g and T from his sporran
It was well known fact that Roy was replacing Daniel Craig as the next Bond
Roy hoped it had all just been a terrible dream
Duncan thought he should be nailed to a cross after saving everybody
tony just remembered heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d left the oven onâ&#x20AC;Ś
Pretending he was blind and playing an invisible concertina usually worked
it was like dodge city at conference this year