ACPME Conference Comic 2018 Norwich

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Really Scary!

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Featuring

Dave Birss

Tony Harmer

Darren Lewis

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Duncan wasn’t falling for the old ‘i’m reading an invisible newspaper gag’

dave Birss was playing ‘the blues’…or ‘the cyans’ as they were known at conference.

once again simon forgot the words to ‘Dancing Queen’


Paul could only finish his tea on the Morgana stand…

caught short in the long lunch queue Duncan had no choice but to go where he stood…

Darren had woken up with a sore tooth…


Sam couldn’t remember if she should suck or blow‌

Andy was the happiest man he knew!

Janine and Dene were waiting for the boiling oil to get to the right temperature


Mr Hickman was wearing a necktie by chanel with matching handbag

the Bluebottle fly hoped his disguise would last the evening

Nuala liked a cake; but they weren’t all for her‌

Tim had gone for Alastair mcQueen with matching accessories.


Look into my eyes‌look deep into my eyes‌

Andy would make them positive by any means necessary

Allan was wearing a little givenchy number with matching Mulberry handbag

Steve had finally tied the knot with Dave!


Andy hated being continuously asked if he was happy!

Dave had a very bad nail-biting habit

Dave had been exercising his pinkie for just such an occasion.


Paul had had too much Garlic‌

Nobody knew how errol brown had gotten on to the boat but they all fancied some hot chocolate

JC had a great trick with some old loaves and fishes‌


someone had pinched the pensioners false teeth.

somehow the old blind guy kept getting the group portrait gig

Not only could Dave play the guitar, the mouth organ, and write books‌

‌he was also good at kung fu!


Alison never forgot the words to ‘Dancing queen’

Greg had a swift g and T from his sporran

It was well known fact that Roy was replacing Daniel Craig as the next Bond


Roy hoped it had all just been a terrible dream

Duncan thought he should be nailed to a cross after saving everybody

tony just remembered he’d left the oven on‌


Pretending he was blind and playing an invisible concertina usually worked

it was like dodge city at conference this year