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y p p a H e l B i a t ck o c a t e r i v h a s H n a ii a w a h n a f r f a u t S We t Prin
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John’s shadow Puppetry needed a lot more work
To be fair…either way it was a hard choice
sneaking up behind old people with a loud hailer was her favourite way of getting her kicks…
Everyone suspected Jenny had fiddled the Free
massage from the Stath competition
Xerox’s attempts at equality and
diversity in the workplace weren’t fooling anyone
The photographers were going to use
the speed trap gun to see who was the
right in the middle of his presentation Mark suddenly Fancied a footlong from Subway
slowest at getting their round in…
Andy had a sudden hankering for a Big Mac with cheese
This years conference theme was
‘GER Gether’ probably welsh for something
When the Sheffield Shandy-Drinkers turned their backs Ian grabbed Adam by his apple…
Craig was sure Martin had said it was a conference of silly old truckers
Glyn was talking Bollards again…
Allan & Spencer both fancied Vodka, peach schnapps & Cranberry Juice
Terry Wasn’t impressed with only sausages on the BBQ menu
Darren had spelt ‘Twat’ wrong…
John was auditioning for the part of the joker in the next batman movie
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the answer was obviously Glasgow… but what was the question?
Tony used to
growl
if anyone mentioned Microsoft
David laughed so hard he threw his hip out…
Caught short Lucy went Honolulu on the guitar players knee
After Years of falling asleep at Conference Karma came knocking…
Your words here...
getting everyone to do the Hokey-Cokey failed miserably…
Despite the concrete boots simon had been fitted out with, he still managed to return to conference…
Name…John Organisation…quite good usually Role…Bacon
Gethin got a parachute steve had packed himself
Benny from Crossroads was a print salesman these days…
…Because if I wasn’t I’d be at work