Dave was impressed with the Vapers they had in Scotland…
Jim Tudor Described the time he met Pamela Anderson
Ian had always wanted to play air guitar at conference…
Steve had progressed from propping up the bar to propping up the barge…
Rick’s black pudding had finally made its presence known… Alison Didn’t know how long she could hold her breath
somebody forked alan in the Trossachs
Big Stevie felt Freer Now he’d taken his pants off‌ Darren hoped nobody would notice him dropping one on the dance floor
McCart was getting sent his kilt in installments
ten pints McCart
Dancing with Katy was sometimes a bum deal
the pie-eyed piper led the drunks out of the village…
Meanwhile…back in Dr Frankenstein’s laboratory Dave was checking out the new brains
one pint parker
Nuala had gone into the dance with Raymond and come out with Rab C Nesbit
five Pints McCann
You didn’t win a staring match against Tony Harmer from Adobe.
Lynne got the Bill…
the consensus was, that they were somewhere in scotland
If Avril looked closely she thought she could see daylight on the other side…
ACPME couldn’t afford ant and dec every year
duncan had colour matched his face to the sofa.
Kathy began her talk with ’Nessun Dorma’
he had an itch only big stevie could scratch
the casting couch for the awards was in full swing
when clare woke up she hoped it had all been a bad dream
The technical term for Lynne’s dancing was ‘giving it laldy’
Alison had worn down her legs dancing…
FREEDOm!
It was bish’s last conference before the baby came.
paul had too much garlic
The effects of the irn Bru in the water supply were beginning to show
two pints Clayton
the association of print managers called steve had its first meeting.
simon was duncan’s pick
the bar bill for the scottish conference was tiny said stephen