COCKTAIL OF THE WEEK sex on the baCks

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M ethod ingredients i shot vodka

1. Look up recipe online.

2. Mix ingredients.

3. Wait for sunset.

4. Do ‘the deed’.

5. Run from Porters.

25 ml peach schnapps

40 ml orange juice

20 ml cranberry juice

M etal M an looking for love

From:

A hard Metal Man often found on the Backs of Trinity. They call me a Fellow because I am permitted to stand on the grass. I like the sound of nature. My conversation skills are a bit rusty at the moment—largely due to the bad weather.

Looking for: A soft Metal Woman. Smaller than me and more aesthetically pleasing. Someone to keep me company during the May Ball fireworks. Fancy a Sex on the Backs?