state of the (trinity CoLL ege students’) union address

Our (incoming) President speaks out to her people

To all Trinity students, or just the select few who read Travisty…

We have a had a great past year: record breaking amounts of condoms have been distributed; queue jump demand has risen so much the bar regularly has a queue; and we cannot forget the JCR is finally renovated (moving a TV downstairs and a pool table upstairs does take nine months).

I look forward to a new year of improving college life even further. Assuming my new committee stick to their manifesto promises, we shall get lights in Burrell’s, new washing machines, and a huge variety of chocolate pudding in Week 5. Sadly, one thing I can’t promise is coffee being reduced from the extortionate 25p. I guess students will still have to choose between staying awake and having enough money to live off… Most importantly in the coming year, I look forward to no longer having to distribute a ridiculous amount of drinks tokens and to maybe, just maybe, enjoying a Trinity bop.

No doubt I will see you all at a near future TCSU event after bribing you with pizza and/or drinks.

Thank you, Molly

O’Brien