“Freshers”

a distant memory for some: a sudden reality for many.

To those joining, Welcome! Unfortunately, your week of designated socialising is over. Your new friends are problem sheets, essays and labs. It can be a bit of a steep slope, so don’t hesitate to message your College parents at every opportunity. They’ll happily impart their wisdom, I’m sure of it.

To those returning *laughs uncontrollably* why’d you return? We can’t all be masochists? Anyway, you can rest assured that Travisty will be here every other week so you can laugh, chuckle, cringe, sob or otherwise exhale a small amount through your nose with your Sunday brunch.

So, a new academic year is still upon us. As such, it’s time to set new goals and fool ourselves that we are turning a new leaf. We’ll all end up watching shorts of people cooking Wagyu steaks or listening to totally real reddit stories at 3am; but hey, at least we feel productive in the meanwhile.

I digress, you’ve waited patiently all summer, here it is! The new Travisty, please enjoy responsibly.

Misha “El Comandante” MedvedevHas added comma splices for your inconvenience

Hayden “Raymond” RammMarked as a terrorist threat in his first year, now resides as Ethics Editor

Bogdan “Serbska” RajkovEnsuring you reach your daily propaganda intake

Francesca “Magpiety” GilksHer devotion to Travisty is only surpassed that of Bible Study