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CONTENTS PHX METRO » OCTOBER 2014
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What a Character
Daniel Whitney, the man behind Larry the Cable Guy, reveals how much of his down home persona is truly him.
Pratt SMASH After 30 years in the business, Dave Pratt turns a storied—and controversial— radio career into an Internet phenomenon.
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Mr. Halloween
Rob Zombie paints Scottsdale red… with blood. His haunt is so spooky, even he’s a little concerned about keeping his head.
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ARTober
Arts season is among us. Prepare yourself for stunning imagery, shocking drama and unbelievable creative feats from local and national minds. on the cover: Dave Pratt photographed by Sam Nalven
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Joe Perry on his tell-all book about life, love and the pursuit of Aerosmith.
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Dave Pratt conquers the Internet • Top 25 • City events • Larry the Cable Guy keeps it real • Rob Zombie creeps himself out • Halloween events
THE ARTIST
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Known for a jeans and a T-shirt mentality, can Phoenix Fashion Week redefine the Valley as a fashion capital?
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Inside the Movie: The Guest • Meet the film writers • Coming attractions • Film ratings at a glance • Movie trivia
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The Valley’s burgeoning craft beer scene • Oktoberfest events • Premier Beer! • Find a craft beer bar • Bottle opener cufflinks • BEERtenders • Nitro beer in a can
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Mad Sounds
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Arctic Monkeys are bringing this garagegone-glam sound to your ears. Are you ready for England’s new Fab Four?
October’s hottest casino events • Casino calendar • Blackjack gaming tip • Kansas comes to PHX • Eagles tribute
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Louie gives advice • ASU’s D.J. Foster • October’s biggest sports events • A Stroll With Niccole • Hard Hitting cartoon
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Family events in SoCal • October’s best family events • Fall fun for families • Keep the kids entertained
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contributing writers Christina Fuoco-Karasinski, Megan Stalbaum, Cailyn Finkel, Julia Thatcher, Niccole Radhe, Stan Robinson, Joseph Airdo, Randy Montgomery, Chuck Noll, Andrew Axelrod, Lynette Carrington, Weiss Kelly, Mike Tulumello
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Diner Insider • Our Dueling Diners get it on • TASTE Chandler brings elevated food to the East Valley
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Fashion PHX
Fall arts calendar • Carnival of Illusion • Mariposa Monarcha celebrates butterflies • Arizona Opera honors Hispanic heritage
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THE NIGHTOWL
Phoenix Fashion Week • Glamping TOYS! • Gear to show your Arizona pride
Does Skrillex deserve the shizz? • Say hello to The Shadow • Nightlife snaps • Mad Mixologist • Sick Beats cartoon
THE SHOWMAN Phillip Phillips blows you away • Arctic Monkeys come to the desert • Concert calendar • Joe Perry gets bookish
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featuring all the rides, attractions and fried food you could want. Plus, some exciting concerts from Weezer, Barenaked Ladies, Colbie Caillat, Josh Turner and more! Open Wednesdays through Sundays throughout most of October. Arizona State Fairgrounds, 1826 W. McDowell Road, Phoenix, 602.252.6771, azstatefair.com
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Eagles OCTOBER 1 Formed in L.A. in the early ‘70s, the Eagles quickly became one of the most iconic bands in American rock. Still touring today, the band transcends generations with songs such as “Take It Easy,” “Desperado” and “Hotel California.” Gila River Arena, 9400 W. Maryland Avenue, Glendale, 623.772.3200, gilariverarena.com
Bill Maher OCTOBER 4 Comedian and political commentator Bill Maher is well known for his sarcasm, political satire and occasionally controversial opinions as the host of “Real Time with Bill Maher” and in his film “Religulous.” Comerica Theatre, 400 W. Washington Street, Phoenix, 602.379.2800, comericatheatre.com
Scottsdale International Film Festival OCTOBER 9 THROUGH OCTOBER 13 This annual five-day event starts off at Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts on Thursday, October 9 and then moves to Harkins Shea 14 for the remainder of the festival. By using film to create dialog and connect with other countries and cultures, the fest gives attendees a truly enriching experience. Scottsdale Center for the Performing
Billy Idol Book Signing OCTOBER 13 No, you didn’t misread that. Music legend Billy Idol is really coming to Changing Hands to sign his memoir, “Billy Idol: Dancing with Myself,” which we all know will be chock-full of fabulously irreverent and revealing stories. Entry is free with purchase of the book from Changing Hands. Changing Hands Tempe, 6428 S. McClintock Drive, Tempe, 480.730.0205, changinghands.com
Arts, 7380 E. Second Street, Scottsdale, Harkins Shea 14, 7354 E. Shea Boulevard, Scottsdale, scottsdalefilmfestival.com
Susan Boyle OCTOBER 10 Shooting to stardom in 2009 after an appearance on “Britain’s Got Talent,” Scottish singer Susan Boyle became a worldwide phenomenon. She’s now touring to promote her seventh studio album, Hope. Orpheum Theater, 203 W. Adams Street, Phoenix, 602.534.5600, orpheumtheater.com
Phoenix Greek Festival OCTOBER 10 THROUGH OCTOBER 12 Opa! Looking for an enchanting Greek vacation, but can’t make it to the Mediterranean? Sample traditionally prepared Greek cuisine, wine, beer and of course, ouzo, while traditionally clothed dancers perform. Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Cathedral. 1973 E. Maryland Avenue, Phoenix, 602.264.2791, phoenixgreekfestival.org
Arizona State Fair SELECT DAYS FROM OCTOBER 10 THROUGH NOVEMBER 2 It’s back! One of the most popular annual events in Arizona, the Arizona State Fair is genuine fun for the whole family,
Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure OCTOBER 12 One of the most successful awarenessand fund-raising events for breast cancer, this race is all about winning the fight against breast cancer. With one mile, 5 kilometer and even “sleeping in” options, you’re sure to find your own way to support the cause. Cesar Chavez Plaza, 201 W. Washington Street, Phoenix, 602.544.2873, komencanaz.com
Chandler Mariachi Festival OCTOBER 12 A celebration of this vibrant and exciting tradition, performances include Mariachi bands from all around the Valley, plus the dynamic all-female stringed ensemble, Las Colibri. Don’t forget to try one of the dance workshops! Chandler Center for the Arts, 250 N. Arizona Avenue, Chandler, 480.782.2683, chandlercenter.org
Zac Brown Band: The Great American Road Trip Tour OCTOBER 16 A country band with mainstream appeal, Zac Brown Band has gained a following with hits such as “Chicken Fried,” “Toes,” and the Alan Jackson Collaboration, “As She’s Walking Away.” Ak-Chin Pavilion, 2121 N. 83rd Avenue, Phoenix, 602.254.7200, ak-chinpavilion.com
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Wanda Sykes OCTOBER 17 A little risqué but undeniably hilarious, Wanda Sykes is adored by fans for her direct, brutally honest comedy and straight-faced delivery. Forever working on the next project, her works include stand-up, TV and films. Celebrity Theatre, 440 N. 32nd Street, Phoenix, 602.267.1600, celebritytheatre.com
backdrop of our much-loved desert, the festival will also feature some of the best local food trucks, beer and wine. Musical Instrument Museum, 4725 E. Mayo Boulevard, Phoenix, 480.478.6000, mim.org
Legends of Country Music Show OCTOBER 19 Transporting the charm of Nashville to Scottsdale, this tribute show features more than 40 of your favorite country music legends. As talented entertainers recreate the biggest hits of country legends past, they’ll share unique stories about the beloved artists who recorded them. The Venue of Scottsdale, 7117 E. Third Avenue, Scottsdale, 480.945.5551, thevenuescottsdale.com
Ray LaMontagne with The Belle Brigade
Arizona Taco Festival OCTOBER 18 AND OCTOBER 19 Only in Arizona would we have a festival dedicated to tacos. Actually, only in Arizona would a festival be dedicated to tacos be done well. With $2 tacos from 40 of your favorite restaurants across town, plenty of libations to wash them down and a multitude of contests, really, how can you say no? Salt River Fields at Talking Stick Resort, 7555 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, 480. 270.5000, aztacofestival.com
MIMFest: Global Music Festival OCTOBER 18 AND OCTOBER 19 A celebration of music from around the world, this festival will feature wonderful musical acts on two stages, street performers and dancers. Set against the
OCTOBER 24 THROUGH OCTOBER 26 Cowboys and cowgirls—let’s ride! Good ‘ol fashioned family fun, this festival has everything you could want from a Wild West fest including staged gunfights, stunt shows, trick horses, a working blacksmith and even appearances by celebrities from your favorite Westerns! Take a break from the city slicker life for a weekend and cowboy (and girl!) up! Sahuaro Ranch Park, 9802 N. 59th Avenue, Glendale, 623.521.3856, wildwesternfestival.com
Penn & Teller OCTOBER 24 For 40 years, this duo—including the tall, outspoken Penn and the smaller, silent Teller—has been entertaining audiences with their unique combination of comedy and magic. Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.644.6500, mesaartscenter.com
OCTOBER 22 Known for his bluesy sound and grainy voice, folk rock singer-songwriter Ray LaMontagne is coming to town on a coast-to-coast fall tour to promote his fifth studio album, Supernova. Comerica Theatre, 400 W. Washington Street, Phoenix, 602.379.2800, comericatheatre.com
Arctic Monkeys OCTOBER 25 An indie favorite since 2005, this English rock band burst onto the US mainstream circuit in 2013 with their fifth studio album, AM, featuring hits “Do I Wanna Know?” and “R U Mine?” Heralded for their live performances, this is a show you won’t want to miss. Comerica Theatre, 400 W. Washington Street, Phoenix, 602.379.2800, comericatheatre.com
Chuck Palahniuk OCTOBER 23 The bestselling author of “Fight Club,” Palahniuk is visiting with his new novel, “Beautiful You,” a satirical look at sex and consumerism. The cost of one ticket gets you a seat for the presentation and one signed copy of the novel. Dobson High School Auditorium, 1501 W. Guadalupe Road, Mesa, hosted by Changing Hands, 480.730.0205, changinghands.com
Maricopa Music Festival OCTOBER 25 A free event with the donation of a nonperishable food item, this all day music festival will feature 17 wonderful local bands and benefits military families and the local Maricopa Food Bank. Copper Sky Recreational Center, 44345 W. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, Maricopa, maricopamusicfest.com
Larry the Cable Guy OCTOBER 18 Easily recognizable by his sleeveless flannel shirt and trucker hat uniform, Larry the Cable Guy burst onto the scene after the huge hit “Blue Collar Comedy Tour.” Balancing his raunchy humor with his sweet, genuine demeanor, Larry easily gained a loyal following. Chandler Center for the Arts, 250 N. Arizona Avenue, Chandler, 480.782.2680, chandlercenter.org
Wild Western Festival
TASTE. Chandler Culinary Festival Luke Bryan: That’s My Kind Of Night Tour OCTOBER 23 With legions of loyal fans due to his easy-to-love music and his approachable, “here to party” personality, Luke Bryan is joined by country music up-and-comers Cole Swindell and Lee Brice for a show that’s sure to be a lot of fun—as long as he doesn’t fall off stage this time. Ak-Chin Pavilion, 2121 N. 83rd Avenue, Phoenix, 602.254.7200, akchinpavilion.com
OCTOBER 25 The best way to experience the culinary delights of the East Valley, this festival will showcase gourmet food from more than 30 restaurants. Unlimited food samplings and diverse options of wine, craft beer and spirits will allow you to savor a romantic night out while supporting local business. Downtown Ocotillo, 2855 W. Queen Creek Road, Chandler, tastechandler.com
Matisyahu OCTOBER 27 The ideal blend of reggae, rock and hiphop, Matisyahu is best known for his hits “King Without a Crown” and “One Day”. Marquee Theatre, 730 N. Mill Avenue, Tempe, 480.829.0607, luckymanonline.com
Jimmy Eat World OCTOBER 30 First gaining recognition in the mid-‘90s, local alt rock band Jimmy Eat World became a mainstream success in the early 2000s with their hits “The Middle” and “Hear You Me.” Marquee Theatre, 730 N. Mill Avenue, Tempe, 480.829.0607, luckymanonline.com
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COMEDY SANS SLEEVES Larry the Cable Guy coming to town to rehash his beginnings Lynette Carrington » The Entertainer!
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ou might not know Daniel Whitney, but you know his good ‘ole boy character. He’s the blue collar everyman; the redneck next door. He’s Larry the Cable Guy—perhaps the least crude, yet somehow controversial comedian in the country. “I think there are a lot of people that just judge a book by the cover when it’s with me,” he says. “People always say I’m one of those acts that people really, really can’t stand or really, really like. And the people that really, really like me have seen me and the people who really, really don’t like me, they just read stuff that’s written about me. “If they would actually come to a show, they would enjoy the show. It’s all goofy one-liner type stuff and nonthreatening. It’s funny and I just enjoy what I do.” Whitney broke onto the comedy scene when he appeared in 2003’s “Blue Collar Comedy Tour,” a stand-up film gone massive filmed at Downtown Phoenix’s Comerica Theatre, then dubbed Dodge Theatre. The longevity of the Larry the Cable Guy character is perhaps due to the fact that he’s just so mass marketable—and likable to most. He comes complete with trademarks in his sleeveless plaid shirts and baseball caps. Whitney’s catchy phrases “Lord, I apologize” and “Git-RDone,” can be grinding or knee-slapping, depending on whom you ask. Despite his southern persona, Whitney is originally from Pawnee City, Nebraska. No matter where he’s from, though, he’s still relatively well-versed in playing the Wild West that is the Valley. “I enjoy Arizona. There are a lot of Nebraskans that live in Arizona,” he says. “It’s like a suburb of Omaha or something.” Larry the Cable Guy is the ultimate everyman’s comic. Just about anyone can appreciate the humor of his sweet-natured character, who, at the end of the day, has his heart in the right place. “He’s just a nice fellar...,” muses Whitney about Larry the Cable Guy. Really, Larry might not be so much of an alter ego as he is a way for Whitney
to go over-the-top with his blue collar, Southern-inspired humor. The Larry character has gained a new generation of fans thanks to his voiceover work as tow truck Mater in the film “Cars.” But his wife is perhaps Mater’s biggest cheerleader, and that’s because she’s Whitney’s biggest cheerleader, too. “My wife pretty much describes me as (the character) Mater because I really love that little cartoon and I wanted to put as much of me in the cartoon as I could and that’s what [I] did,” Whitney says. “When I do Mater, I just put on an accent—make it country-fried truck. The way Mater acts in that movie is basically my personality to a ‘T’ and that’s why my wife loves that movie—because it’s literally my personality that’s in that truck.” Like many comics, Larry the Cable Guy has his share of wacky fans—to say the least. At one show in Albany, New York, a women dropped ‘trou and asked him to sign her appendix scar. He politely obliged because, well, he loves his fans. Now that’s commitment. Sleeveless plaid shirts make Larry the Cable Guy instantly identifiable, but they’re not just a kitschy set piece in his act. “The sleeveless thing… when I did the very first Blue Collar movie, I always wore flannel shirts onstage with my jeans and loafers because I’ve always been kind of chubby. Now I’m fat, but losing weight, but I generally run chubby,” he says. “Flannel shirts I love because they just kind of hang really good off your body. They make you bigger up top and a little thinner. So they proportion you out a little better.” The first “Blue Collar Comedy” stand-up film was shot in Phoenix during the middle of the summer. The sleeveless trademark came about due to necessity. “I wore red flannel with no sleeves because it was hot. No particular reason... not because I was trying to make a fashion statement or whatever. But then when that movie got really popular, people knew me as the guy with no sleeves,” Whitney says. See Larry the Cable Guy in all of his sleeveless glory at his upcoming show at Chandler Center for the Arts. Try to keep your scars in your pants, ladies.
Saturday, October 18 » 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. » $55-$100 Chandler Center for the Arts, 250 N. Arizona Avenue, Chandler 480.782.2680, chandlercenter.org
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SMASH! Local radio’s most controversial character makes friends with the enemy—The Internet Christina Caldwell » The Entertainer!
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ave Pratt has been local radio’s most controversial character over the last 30 years, but you wouldn’t know that just standing in a room with him. The “Morning Mayor” is, appropriately, an entertainer. He has his fair share of wise cracks and music trivia to dole out to anyone who will listen. He’s not out to offend, but he’s not exactly holding back either. Not holding back is kind of what gave him the “controversial” label in the first place. Call him a shock jock, but Pratt is far from it in the flesh. As we shot this month’s cover—our first cover—his wife of 26 years, Paula, filmed a video of Pratt smashing radio equipment for his four kids. “Remember, honey, what I said if you started dating at an early age?” Pratt says into the camera for his daughter. “This is practice.” He lowers the sledgehammer, laying the radio to its final resting place— scattered across the floor. As downloadable music, Internet radio and podcasts slowly creep into terrestrial radio’s territory—and advertising dollars—the airwaves are facing a slow death. Hired and fired at some of the Valley’s most popular radio stations, including a 20-year stint at 98 KUPD, Pratt later found a home on country’s KMLE until he was replaced by Tim and Willy in 2008. After that, Pratt grew tired of being a radio nomad. He left for his new “home base.”
In 2011 he launched DavePrattLive. com, where he broadcasted his show live at 8 a.m. each weekday. That URL will still take you to Pratt’s show, but that little idea has expanded into something big since. Pratt turned terrestrial radio’s biggest nemesis into his best friend, continuing to broadcast Dave Pratt Live weekdays on the Doublewide Network—an Internet network he created with hundreds of niche, local and nationally-based radio shows and covering a variety of niche topics, from real estate to religion. Familiar Valley mainstays like Mark Lewis, longtime Channel 12 anchor, Mark Asher, former sports radio host on KTAR and beginning this month, former
KFYI morning anchor Bruce Jacobs will find a home at Doublewide. You might sense a running theme here. Some of Phoenix’s favorite names are recognizing the trend and making their way to Internet radio. Staying far away from radio towers these days, Pratt calls two floors of office space at Scottsdale’s Camelback Tower Doublewide’s home. The Entertainer!: How would you say the Doublewide Network is different from terrestrial radio, besides that you’re online and not on traditional airwaves? Pratt: Old school radio is limited by bulky towers, clunky transmitters and signals full of static when they get just a few miles out of reach. Old school radio is, well, old. Believe me, I was blessed by a career in old school radio, but I was also blessed by
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learning to type on a typewriter. Technology moves forward. I find it desperate and humorous how old school radio stations just regurgitate the same old content from their radio stations onto a mobile app or onto their old websites. Bad food is bad food. Listeners are smart. Listeners deserve better. Listeners deserve original digital content delivered with up-to-date, toplevel distribution. As old school radio continues to downsize and cut costs by getting rid of their best talent, their content is getting worse and worse. It is suicide from within. Old school radio is now being hosted mostly by beginners and by those willing to work for extremely low pay. Meanwhile, the better radio talent is gradually moving to new media distributors, such as Doublewide. What’s the key to creating a show people actually want to listen to instead of just listening passively, the way they would with traditional radio? Niche programming is very popular in new media, where the host can focus on a specialty and on a specific item of interest, a unique category. Niche programming attracts a very loyal audience who will passionately follow a host, resulting in much greater impact for advertisers at a much lower price. This is absolutely killing old school radio, which remains afraid to take any chances, and therefore remaining boring, predictable and homogenized. KDKB announced another format change from classic rock to alternative recently. Local stations seem to be in constant flux. What sets Doublewide and Dave Pratt Live apart from that? Radio is not really needed anymore for music. That time has passed. Music radio is mostly old, boring and dead. Music fans now get their music in a million different ways or at the click of their mouse. If our network plays music, it is either to accent a story we are telling or for an entertaining and relevant reason, or simply to give us a quick blast of energy or a quick break. You’ve no doubt been a controversial figure in Valley media over the last few decades. Facebook groups like “Dave Pratt Ruined 103.9” kind of cement that. That has to be hard to take. How do you deal with the negativity that comes your way? Those silly Facebook pages are started by radio geeks and competitors who are afraid to use their own names. Lots of
bitter radio people are around who have never achieved success so they drown in their own sorrow by taking shots from the bushes at others. Junior high stuff. 103.9 The Edge was already dead for well over a decade, and the management had already committed to killing the station before I even entered the picture. They had already decided to take The Edge off the air. The Edge management brought me in as a “Hail Mary” and then left me hanging for five months while they delivered the final lethal injection to the format. Total ineptitude. I was literally left sitting there, sleeping with my head on the counter for five months. Only our sense of humor guided my crew through that mess. Upon entering the 103.9 graveyard, it was obvious why that station had constantly scraped the bottom of the ratings. Look, if you come across a train that has already wrecked, all you can do is help carry away the carnage. We couldn’t wait to get out of there. Shortly thereafter, that same station had to combine signals with another station just to stay afloat. It is still the same. Sad on every level. You’re known to stress the importance of local living and business. What is it about the Valley that you love so much? Wow. I could literally write a novel about why I love Arizona so much. It is home. Elko, Nevada will always be my hometown, but Arizona will always be my home. Other than nine years growing up in Northern Nevada, my entire life has been spent in Arizona. Even during those nine years, much of my summers were spent with my father in Arizona. I will never leave. I met my wife here. I was married here. All four of my kids were born here, my mom is here, my father is buried here, and I will be buried here. I bleed Arizona and I am proud to wave the Arizona flag at every opportunity. This is why I am so proud of Doublewide! It is an Arizona-based company with a growing worldwide footprint. What was it that drew you to radio as a teen? What draws you to broadcasting now? Good question. I have never really been able to come up with an answer. I just know that it is all I have ever wanted to do. Radio has always been my one and only career dream. It still is! My dream is the same. Only technology has changed, making it even better. Now my dream is worldwide!
Catch Dave Pratt with former Diamondback Luis Gonzalez at the Arizona State Fair on October 25, where he will present Dave Pratt’s 1980 Something Concert featuring John Waite, Berlin and Tom Keifer of Cinderella. For more information, visit doublewidenetwork.com or azstatefair.com.
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CITY
CALENDAR OCTOBER 1 – 4 Phoenix Fashion Week Talking Stick Resort, phoenixfashionweek.com
Wanda Sykes Celebrity Theatre, celebritytheatre.com
Taste of the Town Scottsdale Quarter, tasteofthetown.az.com
OCTOBER 2 – 5 Michael Kosta Stand Up Live, standuplive.com
OCTOBER 18 – 19 Rainbows Festival and Street Fair Heritage Square Park, phoenixpride.org
OCTOBER 4
MIMFest: Global Music Festival
Duel For Domination
Musical Instrument Museum, mim.org
Arizona Event Center, arizonaeventcenter.com
OCTOBER 18
Tour De Fat Tempe Beach Park, newbelgium.com/ events/tour-de-fat/tempe.aspx
OCTOBER 5 – 6
Front Porch Festival and Old Towne Marketplace locations vary, visitglendale.com
Arizona’s Ultimate Women’s Expo
Double Tree Hotel, rapturehorrorexpo.com
Phoenix Convention Center, azwomensexpo.com
OCTOBER 9 – 13
OCTOBER 19
Scottsdale International Film Festival
The Scottsdale Showdown
Rapture Horror Expo
Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts, scottsdalefilmfestival.com
OCTOBER 9 – 12
WestWorld of Scottsdale, scottsdaleshowdown.com
OCTOBER 24 – 25 Apache Lake Music Festival
Ralphie May
Apache Lake, apachelakemusicfestival.com
Tempe Improv, tempeimprov.com
OCTOBER 24 – 26
OCTOBER 10 – 11
Pete Holmes
Margaret Cho
Stand Up Live, standuplive.com
Stand Up Live, standuplive.com
OCTOBER 25
OCTOBER 10 – NOVEMBER 2 Arizona State Fair
Dia de los Muertos Festival Mesa Arts Center, mesaartscenter.com
Zombie Walk
Arizona State Fair Ground, azstatefair.com
Heritage & Science Park, downtownphoenix.com/zombie
OCTOBER 11
Halloween- Horror at the FilmBar
Lil Jon
FilmBar, thefilmbarphx.com
Maya Day + Nightclub, mayaclubaz.com
OCTOBER 26 – 27
Rage In The Cage
Taste Of Trucks
Celebrity Theatre, celebritytheatre.com
Downtown Phoenix, rooseveltrow.org
OCTOBER 15 – 16
OCTOBER 30
Taste of Cave Creek
Duke Dumont
Stagecoach Village, tasteofcavecreek.com
Maya Day + Nightclub, mayaclubaz.com
OCTOBER 17 – 19
OCTOBER 31
Bruce Bruce
Haunted Hotel Ball
Stand Up Live, standuplive.com
Norm Macdonald Tempe Improv, tempeimprov.com
OCTOBER 17 Wiz Khalifa Arizona State Fair Ground, azstatefair.com
Hotel Valley Ho, hauntedhotellball.com
Wicked Ball Talking Stick Resort, talkingstickresort.com
Halloween Bash Arizona Event Center, arizonaeventcenter.com
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earing a “Jaws” T-shirt, tattered jeans, denim jacket and well-worn sunglasses, Rob Zombie retreats to an air-conditioned trailer near his trio of haunted houses and mazes inside Scottsdale’s WestWorld. He realizes that Rob Zombie’s Great American Nightmare is sweltering, but, before the attractions opened to the public, Zombie went through them to see first-hand if it’s up to snuff. “I just got here today,” he says on September 18, one day before the haunt’s grand opening and concert. “I’m seeing everything in person for the first time. So far it’s better than I thought it would be.
We did it last year, and this year they’re taking it even further. “[The staff is] building these facades. There’s a little play that goes on as people are standing in line. There’s all kinds of different things. It’s so much more elaborate than last year.” Rob Zombie’s Great American Nightmare is a mélange of horrors, all inspired by his films. Fans will take the “sensory-deprived journey” through The Lords of Salem in Total Black Out, before visiting the intense debut of Captain Spaulding’s Clown School in 3-D and The Devil’s Rejects. Zombie admits that even he’s a little leery about The Lords of Salem in Total Black Out, a maze that requires visitors wear bags over their heads. “That was Steve’s idea,” he says with
a laugh about Arizona-bred co-producer Steve Kopelman. Last year, when Great American Nightmare made its debut, Kopelman told Zombie that fans were going to “love it.” “He’s right. People are loving it,” he says. “To me it sounds horrible. My wife is like, ‘I am not putting a bag over my head.’ But people are loving it. It’s so weird.” Zombie’s wife, Sheri Moon Zombie, has appeared in his films. Meanwhile, Kopelman has his own rationalization. “Because it is a Rob Zombie event, it’s gotta be far superior than anything else in the marketplace,” he says, adding that these attractions are more than “people just jumping out at you.” “The challenge is trying to make it as true to the movie as possible. We kind of look at these attractions as ‘immersive
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FRIGHT NIGHT! Celebrate Halloween throughout October with haunts and revelry Breanne DeMore » The Entertainer! Whether you prefer having the bats scared outta you or enjoy partying away your All Hallows’ Eve, there’s a celebration in the Valley for you.
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Haunted Houses and Merciless Mazes
Golfland-Sunsplash, 155 W. Hampton Avenue, Mesa, 480.834.8319, golflandfrightnights.com
Chambers of Fear Haunted House
AZ Field of Screams
THROUGH OCTOBER 31 Featuring three intense haunted houses, this attraction promises scares at every turn to make your most frightening nightmares come true. Bring a change of pants. Bell Mar Plaza, 11340 W. Bell Road, Surprise, 623.255.6896, chambersoffear.com
House of Screams and Wicked Dreams THROUGH OCTOBER 31 Don’t be fooled—just because this haunted house is a neighborhood production and partnered with Bosom Buddies of AZ doesn’t mean it won’t make your heart race. 2810 W. Thunderbird Road, Phoenix, 623.282.2095, houseofscreamswickeddreams.com
Fear Farm THROUGH OCTOBER 31 With five terrifying haunted house and Arizona’s largest haunted corn maze, you won’t run out of things to run from at this frightening farm. 2209 N. 99th Avenue, Phoenix, 602.344.9615, fearfarm.com
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theater.’ Rather than watching the movie, you’re in the movie.” Last year’s event inspired Zombie’s latest project, the movie “31.” A crowdfunding campaign for which the film was underway as of press time. “I came up with this idea for a really simple film: Let’s make a movie of people being abducted on Halloween. I realize that’s the one day of the year the facts say that most people go missing for whatever reason. That’s kind of a scary thought.” In “31,” five people are randomly abducted and taken to a secluded location. The quintet is forced to fight for
their lives for 12 hours until the night of Halloween is over. “If they’re alive, they’re set free,” says Zombie, who will wrap up production of his new album in October. “If they’re not, they’re not, obviously. That was sort of inspired by this event. When you go through these mazes you really feel like— even though you know it’s fake—they’re so intense you feel like you’re actually in danger for your lives. My wife won’t even go through them, even though half the characters are dressed up as her from the films. She’s like, ‘No way am I going in.’ She doesn’t dig it. It’s pretty funny.”
Rob Zombie’s Great American Nightmare WestWorld of Scottsdale, 16601 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale greatamericannightmare.com
THROUGH OCTOBER 31 Based on all of the suspicions, stigmas and conspiracy theories surrounding the 13th floor of any building, if you weren’t afraid of the number 13 before, you certainly will be. 2814 W. Bell Road, Phoenix, 602.456.2250, 13thflooraz.com
The Crypt Haunted Attractions THROUGH OCTOBER 31 One of the longest-running haunted attractions in the Valley, The Crypt brings you two haunted houses and one chaotic, haunted maze that only the bravest dare enter. Fiesta Mall, 1445 W. Southern Avenue, Mesa, 480.332.8095, hauntedaz.com
Golfland Fright Nights WEEKENDS IN OCTOBER Two Halloween attractions at one location: The Gauntlet and Spooktacular Golf. The Gauntlet features multiple floors and state-of-the-art special effects. This haunted house is nightmare fuel.
FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS IN OCTOBER Suspenseful and frightening, there is danger hiding behind every twist and turn of this corn maze. Who knows where a wrong turn will lead you? Tolmachoff Farms, 5726 N. 75th Avenue, Glendale, 623.999.3276, azfieldofscreams.com
Spooky Soirees Salt River Fields 2014 Balloon Festival Spooktacular OCTOBER 24 THROUGH OCTOBER 25 Enjoy all that Halloween has to offer while tethered hot air balloon light up the Salt River Fields. Be sure to stick around for the fireworks! Salt River Fields at Talking Stick, 7555 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, 480.270.5000, srfballoonfestivals.com
Cave Creek Wicked Bar Crawl & Costume Contest OCTOBER 25 With all day events for the whole family, this celebration closes with a 21 and older costume contest and bar crawl through Cave Creek’s most beloved bars. Cave Creek Road, starts at Big Earl’s Greasy Eats, 6135 E. Cave Creek Road, 602.400.3330, cavecreekwicked.com
Gotham City Halloween OCTOBER 31 Prepare to get naughty this Halloween, Bruce Wayne style. A mix of leather, lace, heroes and villains, this sexy, sinister bash features Gotham City-inspired decor, a Joker DJ booth, soaring bats, a Batman spotlight and of course, signature cocktails. W Scottsdale, 7277 E. Camelback Road, Scottsdale, 602.405.0099, wscottsdalehotel.com/gotham
Haunted Hotel Ball OCTOBER 31 AND NOVEMBER 1 Throw on your favorite costume, but don’t forget the dancing shoes! Three epic parties, 20 of Arizona’s top DJs and one hot, haunted hotel right in the heart of Old Town Scottsdale. The Saguaro Scottsdale, 4000 N. Drinkwater Boulevard, 866.760.8324, hauntedhotelball.com
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CARNIVAL OF ILLUSION
AN EVENING OF OLD WORLD MAGIC CARNIVAL OF ILLUSION
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n evening with Sarlot and Eyed from Carnival of Illusion feels like a magical trip around the world. It’s not the whizz, bang, boom that Vegas offers—it’s far more authentic than that. Growing up in Los Angeles, Roland Sarlot often saw legendary magicians at the world-famous Magic Castle and was amazed. After graduating school and moving to Tucson, Sarlot decided to leave the field of astronomical instrument design behind to pursue magic. Susan Eyed grew up in the Midwest and longed to be elsewhere. She received a degree in International Studies and traveled the world. She was profoundly influenced by the culture of the counties visited, which led to the opening of her own dance studio in Arizona. The pair teamed up in 2002 to create Dance of Illusion—a large stage show of magic and dance built on both of their talents and experience being overseas.
In Carnival of Illusion, the duo remains true to their international backgrounds while combining their personal passions to create a one-of-a-kind experience. “Our boutique theater has grown so much in the last five seasons. We are excited to enter our sixth year,” Sarlot says. If you are expecting large-scale Vegas-style theatrics and special effects, look elsewhere. If you are looking for an entertaining evening of Vaudevilleinspired illusion presented by two awardwinning entertainers that pour their heart and soul into every performance, then step right up! Get ready to laugh and celebrate an intimate, magical night out.
Carnival of Illusion, Phoenix Season In 2009, the decision was made to take the show to an intimate setting. Inspiration was based on the early 1900’s—the golden era of magic, where the upper crust would be entertained in the parlors of the highest echelons of society.
Carnival of Illusion, a Vaudevilleinspired illusion show, played to 62 soldout audiences in its first season. “What began as a concept of an intimate illusion show, has turned into a weekly sold-out attraction,” says Eyed, one of the few female magicians in the world.
Begins October 11 Arizona Biltmore Resort, 2400 E. Missouri Avenue, Phoenix Mesa Season Begins October 18 Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.359.7469, carnivalofillusion.com, $45-$60
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CALENDAR It’s OK to come outside now, Phoenix. It’s fall, which means the weather is cooler and of course, arts season is officially in full swing. No longer will we have to suffer the culturally dry summer. And there’s so much to explore, from art walks to theater. We can’t wait to see what local and national artists have in store for these groundbreaking Fall 2014 events. ‘Memphis’
‘A Vampire Tale’
THROUGH OCTOBER 12 Jam-packed with a soaring score and sensuous energy, “Memphis” follows a young white disc jockey in the 1950s who discovers the raw, real sounds of rock n’ roll and meets a beautiful AfricanAmerican singer. Phoenix Theatre, 100 E. McDowell Road, Phoenix, 602.254.2151, phoenixtheatre.com
OCTOBER 2 THROUGH 4, 9 THROUGH 11 Often referred to as “The Nutcracker of Halloween,” this ever-evolving, original dance production pre-dates all current pop culture vampire phenomena. Presented by Scorpius Dance. Hormel Theatre at Phoenix Theatre, 100 E. McDowell Road, Phoenix, 602.254.2151, scorpiusdance.com
BYU BALLROOM DANCE COMPANY OCTOBER 24
‘A VAMPIRE TALE’ OCTOBER 2-4, 9-11
‘The Addams Family’ OCTOBER 3 THROUGH 11 The macabre family is put to the test when outsiders come to dinner, hurling them into a night that will change their lives. A full-scale extravaganza with show stopping musical numbers, all presented by Copperstar Repertory Company. Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.644.6500, copperstarrep.org
‘Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike’ OCTOBER 9 THROUGH 26 Vanya and Sonia have frittered their lives away in their family’s farmhouse full of regret, angst and the alarmingly ambiguous prophecies of their housekeeper. Be delighted with abundant comic twists presented by Arizona Theatre Company. Herberger Theater Center, 222 E. Monroe Street, Phoenix, 602.256.6995, arizonatheatre.org
‘King John’ ‘MEMPHIS’ THROUGH OCTOBER 12
OCTOBER 10 THROUGH 25 “King John” is the thrilling story of the “game of thrones” that occurs upon
the death of Richard the Lionheart. Presented by Southwest Shakespeare Company, this one is filled with some of the most compelling characters Shakespeare ever penned. Mesa Arts Center, 1 E. Main Street, Mesa, 480.644.6500, swshakespeare.org
‘Little Women: An Opera in Two Acts’ OCTOBER 10 THROUGH 12, 17 THROUGH 19 The March girls are growing up just after the Civil War. Each dreams of finding love, but Jo is looking to find herself. Louisa May Alcott’s tender coming-of-age story is masterfully set to music and presented by Ethington Theatre. Grand Canyon University, 3300 W. Camelback Road, Phoenix, 602.639.8880, gcu.edu
‘How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying’ OCTOBER 17 THROUGH NOVEMBER 9 Power, ambition, greed and love… it’s just another day at the office! “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” is a delightfully irreverent musical satire of corporate life, office politics, charm, wit and naive ambition presented by Theater Works. Peoria Center for the Performing Arts, 8355 W. Peoria Avenue, Peoria, 623.815.7930, theaterworks.org
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this program of Baroque masterpieces by Albinoni, Bach, Handel and others. Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts, 7380 E. Second Street, Scottsdale, 480.499.8587, scottsdaleperformingarts.org
repertoire and audience pleasers. Each hour-long concert features new music along with old favorites. Steele Indian School Park Memorial Hall, 300 E. Indian School Road, Phoenix, 602.264.5328, boyschoir.org
Turtles Can Fly at the Foreign Language Film Festival
BYU Ballroom Dance Company
OCTOBER 22 Set in a Kurdish refugee camp on the Iranian/Iraqi border on the eve of the U.S. invasion of Iraq, a group of orphaned children struggle to survive amidst a land plagued by war and tragedy. Paradise Valley Community College Center for the Performing Arts, 18401 N. 32nd Street, Phoenix, 602.787.7738, paradisevalley.edu/fine-arts
Thursday Concert Series OCTOBER 23, NOVEMBER 20 AND DECEMBER 4 The Phoenix Boys Choir performs patriotic songs, new works, sneak peeks at special
OCTOBER 24 The company engages the audience with a spectacular variety of dances that flow between elegant and fast-paced, accompanied by amazing, colorful costumes and dramatic choreography. Queen Creek Performing Arts Center, 22149 E. Ocotillo Road, Queen Creek, 480.987.7469, qcpac.com
Cheyenne Jackson OCTOBER 24 AND 25 The multi-talented actor, singer and songwriter makes his Arizona debut with The Phoenix Symphony singing a dazzling parade of popular songs from the Great American Songbook.
Phoenix Symphony Hall, 75 N. Second Street, Phoenix, 602.495.1999, phoenixsymphony.org
La Sala Ballroom, 4701 W. Thunderbird Road, Glendale, 602.543.5500, campus. asu.edu/west/events
Circus Vargas: Magikaria!
‘Swan Lake’
OCTOBER 30 AND 31 Circus Vargas is an interactive spectacle featuring acrobats and showmen that entertain and mesmerize with the whizz, boom, bang of a circus without relying on animals as the main feature. Be sure to head out early for the free meet and greet with the cast of Magikaria! Desert Sky Mall, 7611 W. Thomas Road, Phoenix, circusvargas.org
OCTOBER 30 THROUGH NOVEMBER 2 The quintessential ballet of all time is a story of romance, sorcery and betrayal, all centered on the struggle between good and evil. Presented by Ballet Arizona with the Phoenix Symphony. Phoenix Symphony Hall, 75 N. Second Street, Phoenix, 602.381.1096, balletaz.org
West Valley Symphony: Beethoven’s Fifth! OCTOBER 25 The 70-piece ensemble performs Beethoven’s most recognizable work, his powerful and dramatic Fifth Symphony, along with Mendelssohn’s Violin Concerto in E minor, featuring soloist Katherine McLin. ASU West’s University Center Building,
21st Annual Carefree Fine Art & Wine Festival OCTOBER 31 THROUGH NOVEMBER 2 A nationally-acclaimed, juried fine art event in downtown Carefree featuring more than 165 artists and 5,000+ original masterpieces. Subjects range from Southwest and traditional to contemporary and abstract. Downtown Carefree, 480.837.5637, thunderbirdartists.com
Herberger Theater Festival of the Arts
CIRCUS VARGUS: MAGIKARIA! OCTOBER 30 & 31
NOVEMBER 1 A diverse, family-friendly event celebrating the arts with live music, theater and dance performances, film shorts, vendors and more. This year’s theme is Retro 1980s. Herberger Theater Center, 222 E. Monroe Street, Phoenix, 602.254.7399, herbergertheater.org
Black Violin ‘KING JOHN’ OCTOBER 10 - 25
BLACK VIOLIN NOVEMBER 7
NOVEMBER 7 Virtuoso violinists along with a turntable DJ meld highbrow and pop culture through a fusion of classical, jazz, hip-hop, blues and R&B, while smashing musical stereotypes. Chandler Center for the Arts, 250 N. Arizona Avenue, Chandler, 480.782.2680, chandlercenter.org
First Fridays at the Heard NOVEMBER 7 Free admission will be offered from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. every first friday of the month with the exception of March. November’s theme is Improvised Jazz, featuring the Earth Tones and a special appearance by KJZZ-FM host Blaise Lantana. Also enjoy the exhibit galleries. Heard Museum, 2301 N. Central Avenue, Phoenix, 602.252.8840, heard.org
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NOVEMBER 9 A concert of symphonic and orchestral music performed by a wide range of volunteer musicians from across the Valley. Led by the esteemed conductor Jack Herriman, this free show is presented by Chandler Symphony Orchestra. Chandler Center for the Arts, 250 N. Arizona Avenue, Chandler, 480.782.2680, chandlercenter.org
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ARIZONA OPERA
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THE ARIZONA OPERA presents the world’s first mariachi opera, “Cruzar la Cara de la Luna,â€? during the month of October. This work blends the passion and artistry of mariachi with the emotionally touching story of a Mexican immigrant family. Focusing on the struggles of home, family and identity, this opera is sung in both English and Spanish. Audiences will be enthralled as the passionate worlds of mariachi and opera join together to become one electric, theatrical experience. “Cruzar la Cara de la Lunaâ€? features the legendary Mariachi Vargas de TecalitlĂĄn and promises to be an unforgettable night of
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Presented by Arizona Opera, Phoenix Symphony Hall, 75 N. Second Street, Phoenix, 602.266.7464, azopera.org
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ABOUT THE FILM WRITERS STAN ROBINSON is retired with over 25 years of film and television production experience. Stan draws from his behind-the-scenes expertise to survey a film’s challenges to cinematically present a story. Production credits available at IMDB.com ~ Movie items available at ScreenScene.org ~ Twitter: @ NikitaAtSection ~ Email: Movies@ StanRobinson.org
RANDY MONTGOMERY Randy’s reactions reveal the emotional intuition of an average moviegoer. With a master’s degree in counseling and education, Randy grounds his opinions in a unique combination of both a movie’s surface entertainment value and its ability to affect him on an even deeper level. Email him at RandyJay7694@ yahoo.com
JOSEPH J. AIRDO is a producer of and film commentator for “Breakthrough Entertainment,” a talk radio show airing 9 a.m. to Noon Saturdays on KPHX 1480 AM that shines a spotlight on the practical perspectives of the topics and themes explored in movies. Read his reviews on BreakRadioShow. com and Examiner.com, or e-mail him at joseph.airdo@gmail.com
FILM TRIVIA “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) cast member Evangeline Lilly appeared on “Lost” opposite former hobbit Dominic Monaghan (Merry). Before becoming an actress, Naomi Watts, who stars in “The Impossible” (2012), worked as an assistant fashion editor at a fashion magazine called Follow Me.
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ATTRACTIONS “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day” PG – 81 MINUTES With a title like that and an all-star cast, we know we’re in for one heck of a ride when Alexander (Ed Oxenbould) wakes up with gum in his hair and things just get worse as his day progresses. Starring Bella Thorne, Jennifer Coolidge, Jennifer Garner, Steve Carell, Dick Van Dyke and Megan Mullally.
“Fury” R - TBD April 1945. As the Allies make their final push in the European Theatre, a battlehardened army sergeant named Wardaddy (Brad Pitt) commands a Sherman tank and her five-man crew on a deadly mission behind enemy lines against overwhelming odds to strike at the heart of Nazi Germany. Also starring Logan Lerman, Shia LaBeouf, Scott Eastwood, Jim Parrack and Michael Peña.
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“Before I go to Sleep” R – 92 MINUTES In this mystery thriller, a woman (Nicole Kidman) wakes up every day remembering nothing as a result of a traumatic accident in her past. One day, new terrifying truths emerge that force her to question everyone around her. Also starring Colin Firth, Mark Strong, Anne-Marie Duff, Dean-Charles Chapman and Adam Levy.
“Book of Life” PG – 92 MINUTES From the filmmakers of “Coraline” (2009) is an animated film featuring Manolo, a young man torn by family expectations and following his heart, as he embarks on an adventure that spans three fantastic worlds where he must face his greatest fears. Featuring the voices of Zoe Saldana, Channing Tatum, Ron Perlman, Danny Trejo, Christina Applegate, Ice Cube and Cheech Marin.
“John Wick” NR – 96 MINUTES In this action/thriller, a former hit man is pursued by an old friend who was contracted to kill him. Starring Keanu Reeves, Willem Dafoe, Adrianne Palicki, Bridget Moynahan, Jason Isaacs, Bridget Regan and Alfie Allen.
‘The Maze Runner’ ‘The Notebook’ ‘The November Man’
“St. Vincent” PG-13 – 103 MINUTES This comedy revolves around a young boy, whose parents just divorced, after he finds an unlikely friend and mentor in the misanthropic, bawdy, war veteran who lives next door. The film also stars Melissa McCarthy, who’s on a comedy roll with her special brand of humor. Starring Melissa McCarthy, Naomi Watts, Bill Murray, Chris O’Dowd and Terrence Howard.
‘The Possession of Michael King’ ‘The Purge: Anarchy’ ‘Rudderless’ ‘Sin City: A Dame to Kill For’ ‘Two Night Stand’
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INSIDE THE MOVIE:
THE GUEST
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he Guest” tells the eerie tale of a soldier returning from the Iraq war, who introduces himself to the Peterson family. While he claims to be a friend of their son who died in combat, they soon find out he’s probably anything but. After the young man is welcomed into their home, a series of accidental deaths seem to be connected to his presence. Director Adam Wingard and screenplay writer Simon Barrett share this insight about bringing their story to the big screen. Wingard: Fortunately we found ourselves in a very good position after our last film where we developed a good relationship with our producers Keith Calder and Jessica Wu. The experience of working with them was great. They loved working with us and after that, they pretty much dedicated themselves to doing our next movie. What was truly great about them was that they had their own capital so there wasn’t any middle man, or the whole studio system where you have to basically pitch over and over to a group of people to get a movie going! It was just a straight shot with these guys.
Barrett: I actually came up with the script idea for “The Guest” back in 2007 when we were still very much at a time when the Iraq war was still on everyone’s minds and Hollywood was trying to respond to that. My idea was kind of bare bones of what “The Guest” is now. But I stopped writing around the age of 20 or 30 because I was not enjoying it and it felt kind of preachy and at that time, I wasn’t aware of much—I was younger and a much worse writer and filmmaker, but I was aware that there was nothing more lame than someone who hasn’t served in the military trying to explain that experience ... we really wanted to be as accurate as we could. But at the end of the day, we were guessing. Wingard: OK, I’ll pitch you on “The Guest.” It’s a hard movie to explain, [but] here goes: It’s a thriller about a family who lost their son overseas in combat and a year after he died, a stranger shows up saying that he had promised to check in on them and he sets about to trying to fix their lives in all these increasingly violent ways, and becomes both the hero and the villain!
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featured singer; Rachel Ann Vetter, featured singer; and Linda Sue Baker, piano and back-up singer. Don’t miss out on this truly unique and wonderful night filled with toe-tapping, crooning along and lots of memories as these talented musicians bring to life these truly exceptional legends.
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PRONTO BIANCO!
Alright, so here’s the scoop. We all know and love Chris Bianco’s world-famous pizza, right? (Heck, even Oprah called it her favorite!) But the wait time at Pizzeria Bianco Downtown gets a bit crazy. (Who has three hours to wait for pizza!?) Did you know that Bianco serves all of our favorite pies at his Central Phoenix location? And the best part? There’s rarely a wait time. Next time you’re craving the Wiseguy, Sonny Boy or Rosa, head to 20th Street and Camelback Road and you’ll get it as quickly as those beautiful, wood-burning ovens can manage.
BONUS TIP: Follow Bianco on Instagram for sneak peeks into weekly specials, personal recipes and plenty of photos that’ll make your mouth water at @pizzeriabianco
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ANDREW’S ACCOUNT
When Andrew and I sat down for a meal at EVO in Old Town Scottsdale, making our way to their dim-but-warm dining room that was lit by candlelight, I knew what kind of night it was gonna be. We were going to get it on. Ack, not that way. We had already set up the premise for our first Dueling Diners review. It was an open sphere to make fun of each other’s eating habits, and I already knew which of mine would be on the table. When we took a look at the appetizers, I was fully aware which one would please Andrew’s basic, childlike taste buds. A carb-and-meat man through and through, my lovely boyfriend went straight for the polpettina, which is a fancy word for EVO’s homemade meatballs with garlic bread and tomato sauce. I ordered the bruschetta of the day, which included baby kale, pork, marinated peppers and more. When you think of kale you think bitter, and well, gross, but the lightly sautéed EVO version was mild. Paired with the buttery, melt-in-your mouth pork, this bruschetta was heaven. But I have to hand it to Andrew. The unbelievably tender meatballs didn’t require a single chew, were flavored to perfection while the tomato sauce that accompanied it was beyond flavorful. Andy wins this round, except not in table manners. I accidentally dropped a glob of tomato sauce on the table and placed it back on the plate when we were—I thought—done. Instead, Andrew popped that dirty last morsel right into his mouth, despite my warning. I often wonder if we’re really that different from wild animals. I’m also around Andrew often, so take that as you may. When it came to entrees, I was the clear winner, but Andrew’s fettuccini alfredo put up a good fight. Marinated chicken added a ton of moisture to the traditionally dry, heavy dish. But this fettuccini wasn’t thick with a pasty sauce at all. In fact, I’d liken it more to a thick broth, packed with yummy coating on every bite. I have expensive taste, so I ordered the surf and turf with braised pork temple, diver scallops, polenta and baby corn. The plate was arranged like something you’d see on the Food Network, except instead of just eating with my eyes, I got to actually, well… eat! Every little bit was a burst of flavor, from the perfectly seared scallops to the fall-apart pork, from the sweet baby corn to the complex polenta. This was the sort of “small” portion your sports bar diner might make fun of, but I left fully—and I mean fully—satisfied. That doesn’t mean I didn’t have room for dessert, though. The chocolate torte with marshmallow cream, orange and almond was the perfect end to our meal. While the frozen raspberries shocked me, the dense, lightly salted chocolate torte was expertly combined with two exotic sauces that elevated it from your runof-the-mill chocolate dish.
We were sat just underneath a dangling chandelier among the modern but romantic décor. As I looked into Christina’s eyes from across the table, I had only one thing on my mind. Meatballs. To be fair, when I am not actively thinking about something the default thought in my mind is usually one of meatballs—deliciously seasoned balls of meat or spherical ground wads of animal. Lucky for me, EVO was ready to satisfy. Having already decided my appetizer, I grew impatient as I watched Christina’s meatballs—I mean eyes—darting across the menu. She decided on the pork and kale brushetta like a total amateur. “She must have missed the meatballs,” I thought to myself. Now I may not have the most dialed-in palate, but score one for ‘ol Andrew in the appetizer round. The bruschetta was a delicious hodgepodge of pork, peppers and kale. Each new flavor created a very layered and well-thought-out dish. However, the meatballs were meatballs. The polpettina, as EVO calls them, were so good that I considered driving to my mother’s house and forbidding her from ever making her meatball recipe again, as they would be an insult to the higher plane of existence that is EVO’s polpettina. “Stop crying,” I’d say as I stuffed a few of EVOs meatballs into her mouth. And then she, too, would understand. Next came our entrées. I ordered the fettuccini alfredo, which is basically a trick to make everyone around you think you are a grownup while still getting to eat mac and cheese. I’ve had more than a few fettucini alfredos in my time, and in my experience, when you order it with chicken, that usually means they’re going to drop some sad, dry, lifeless grilled or blackened white meat on top of the plate and call it day. In this case, the protein was not an afterthought. The chicken was moist, flavorful and even light. I will give the edge to Christina on entrée choices. Her selection of pork and scallop surf and turf was so good that she uncontrollably consumed it, leaving an enormous mess on her side of the table. Then again, that is always how she eats. I often say that a meal with Christina isn’t over until there’s more food in her hair than on the plate. In this case, I almost went food-in-hair nuts over her dish too. The braised pork was fantastic, tender and sweet. Finally we agreed to complete the meal with the marshmallow chocolate torte. I am certain Christina saw the item on the menu and thought, “I’ll bet the raspberry will play great with the richness of the chocolate.” I saw the item on the menu and thought, “Oh dang, I’m about to eat some s’mores.” Now that’s not a very accurate description of the dish, but let’s be fair to me, I’m bad at this reviewing thing.
EVO 4175 N. Goldwater Boulevard, Scottsdale, 480.265.9814, evoscottsdale.com
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TASTE. Chandler’s Culinary Festival Downtown Ocotillo, 2855 W. Queen Creek Road, Chandler, tastechandler.com, $65 in advance, $80 day of festival, $130 for couples
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CRAFT BEER
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ear that hiss? That’s us cracking open the craft beer section of The Entertainer! The Craftmaster, as we call it, will be an amalgam of beer information—local, national and international. Look for articles on events, new beers, local favorites and more. Arizona beer culture has taken so many strides in the past few years and we intend to keep pace with all of the breweries that grace our streets. Whether you’re interest is in the local breweries that are opening doors what seems to be weekly, the amazing world of craft beer throughout the United States, or even if you are a fan of Belgian, German and other higherend imports, you will find your hoppy information here. Speaking of local Arizona breweries, we have some amazing ones you should check out now that the weather is cooling down. With the recent opening of Mother
Bunch in Phoenix, the total stands at 54. However, there are another nine licences currently pending for breweries in the area. All of these breweries are working hard at making outstanding beer and satisfying the taste buds of consumers.
testament to the popularity of the beer. Some tasting rooms, like Huss Brewing in Tempe, supplement their beers with guest taps. And while the Huss beers are outstanding and should always be your first choice at the brewery,
Each of these breweries have made their relatively small size an advantage, showing incredible innovation and getting people interested in beer culture. Bear in mind, though, that these are mostly very small breweries and production is very limited. Sometimes you may see six handles on tap in their tasting room, and the next day there may only be three. That’s OK—it’s just a
there is something pretty cool about seeing New Belgium La Folie on tap right next to its inspiration, Rodenbach. Many of these smaller breweries are already capturing the imagination of the local beer community. Besides
Huss, breweries like Fate Brewing in Scottsdale, Arizona Wilderness Brewing Co. in Gilbert and Dragoon Brewing in Tucson are getting people excited about everything beer can be. Each of these breweries have made their relatively small size an advantage, showing incredible innovation and getting people interested in beer culture. While Fate and Dragoon tend to let their beer speak for themselves, the folks at Arizona Wilderness, led by The Beards, as they are known, have hit their stride in both the beer quality and marketing arenas. Look for these guys at festivals and around town, serving up great beer with a healthy dose of eccentricity—the good kind. Craft beer in Arizona is on fire. Whether your preference is a local wheat beer, or an IPA from Kalamazoo, Michigan, or wonderful pale ale from San Diego, or even an amazing sour from Belgium, we intend to be your source for information on everything beer. Cheers!
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BREWS, BRATS AND BANDS
Oktoberfests abound around town Breanne DeMore Âť The Entertainer!
Take a deep breath. Do you smell that? It’s the wonderful, sweet smell of beer and pretzels in the air. Yep, It’s Oktoberfest season! Get your craft beer on at any of these Valley celebrations. Prost!
a street fair, and of course, a kids’ corner. Bring the whole family on down to the Wild West town, which will go German for a day. Rawhide, 5700 W. North Loop Road, Chandler, 480.502.5600, rawhide.com
Phoenix Oktoberfest OCTOBER 4
San Tan Oktoberfest OCTOBER 4
Featuring brews by Valley favorite SanTan Brewing Company, this festival will have plenty of beer games, eating contests and even wiener dog races. Live entertainment will include Iration, an alternative reggae band, and Reel Big Fish, a Huntington Beach-based ska band. AJ Chandler Park, 3 S. Arizona Avenue, Chandler, 480.234.4232, santanoktoberfest.com
Rawhide Oktoberfest OCTOBER 3 AND 4
This time, the cracks at Rawhide will be from beer cans—not a whip. Grab a brat and sink into 20 different beers, food trucks, bourbon tastings,
Hosted by the Arizona Center for Germanic Cultures, this festival is sure to be authentic—starting with the libations. Brews from Warsteiner will help wash down the traditional cuisine, including foot-long brats, sauerkraut, frankfurters and pretzels. Don’t forget your lederhosen! A best dressed competition and parade is slated for the evening. Margaret T. Hance Park, 1202 N. 3rd Street, Phoenix, 480.947.7490, phoenixoktoberfest.com
Oktoberfest at Tempe Town Lake OCTOBER 10 THROUGH OCTOBER 12
Admission is free at this weekendlong festival. Beer gardens (and even wine gardens!) will be
sprinkled throughout the event, including brews from Four Peaks, Widmer, Beck’s, Firestone and plenty of imported beers from around the world. And don’t worry, the Kinderfest means the kiddos are welcome too! Tempe Town Lake, 54 W. Rio Salado Parkway, Tempe, tempeoktoberfest.com
Octoberfest at the Salt River Fields OCTOBER 11
Come to this fest thirsty and ready to compete. Cash and prizes will be awarded in competitions such as the Octoberfest Cornhole Tournament. Need to refuel after your match? Try any of their 50 different beverages and their sausage and pretzel assortments, as well! Salt River Fields at Talking Stick, 7555 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, 480.2705000, saltriverfields.com
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WARSTEINER / YELLOW CAB stage 5:00 PM 7:30 PM 10:00 PM MIDNIGHT
MAIN ENTRANCE polka stage west over the grassy knoll 5:30 PM 8:30 PM 9:00 PM MIDNIGHT
Young Country Stephanie Eason Band Western Fusion Event Close
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Kinderfest
An entire area just for kids: Carnival, games, crafts, build and paint a castle!
GAMES & ACTIVITIES
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11:00 AM The Drive 1:30 PM The Blues Review Band 4:00 PM Big Nick & the Gila Monsters 6:00 PM Event Close
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11:30 AM Jared & the Mill 2:00 PM Sara Robinson & The Midnight Special 4:30 PM Sugar Thieves 7:00 PM Banana Gun 9:30 PM Keltic Cowboys MIDNIGHT Event Close
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GREAT BEER PAIRINGS
Forget about wine pairings! We hail the hop. We’re all about pairing our favorite craft brews with delicious dishes from Valley restaurants.
CHECK OUT THIS BREWSKI AND BURGER DUO FROM PHOENIX FAVORITE, DELUX! “Oskar Blues’ Dales Pale Ale is a crisp golden ale that pairs well with our signature Delux Burger. Topped with a blend of Maytag Bleu Cheese and Gruyere, arugula, and a caramelized onion and Applewood Smoked bacon mixture, it is served on a demi-baguette.” – Alyssa Spears, Bar Manager
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Premier Beer The latest local craft brews to tickle taste buds
SanTan Oktoberfest
This fall, fans across Arizona, California and Texas are reaching for SanTan Brewing’s Oktoberfest Lager—a malty beer with a slighty sweet aroma of caramel spice. Oktoberfest is crimson brown in color and 5.5% ABV.
Grand Canyon Sunset Amber Ale
Named by watching the sunset over the Grand Canyon before the brewery by the same name was fully realized, this traditional American Amber Ale is made with crystal and caramel malts and sharper hops for balance. A medium-bodied ale with amber color and a complex finish, this beer is Grand Canyon’s pride and joy at 5% ABV.
Huss Brewing Scottsdale Blonde
Scottsdale Blonde Kölsch is brewed in the style of the German Kölsch from Cologne, Germany, but has a slightly sweeter malt finish than its German counterpart. It is straw yellow with a nice, clean aroma and a perfectly white head at 4.75% ABV.
Delux 3146 E. Camelback Road, Phoenix, 602.522.2288, deluxburger.com
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Where to find the best craft beer bars in town
CustomerName
Street
City
Mellow Mushroom Pizza
2490 W. Happy Valley Road, 5350 E. High Street, 740 S. Mill Avenue
Locations throughout the Valley
Incredible Pizza and amazing beer make Mellow the place to go for a craft beer experience.
Papago Brewing Company
7107 E. McDowell Road
Scottsdale
The granddaddy of Arizona beer bars, there is something for every beer lover at Papago.
Boulders on Broadway
530 W. Broadway Road
Tempe
Boulders has the appeal of a neighborhood bar with a beer list that’ll make your eyes pop.
Hungry Monk
1760 W. Chandler Boulevard
Chandler
Whether you want great wings or great beer, Hungry Monk’s selection is tough to beat.
Harvey American Public House
1524 E. Williamsfield Road
Gilbert
First class food and first class beer, all set away from the hustle and bustle of the city.
OHSO Brewery
4900 E. Indian School Road, 15681 N. Hayden Road
Locations in Phoenix and Scottsdale
With a small nano brewery and a focus on everything local, both OHSO locations require your presence.
Angel’s Trumpet Ale House
810 N. Second Street
Phoenix
Bringing great beer to Downtown Phoenix, Angel’s Trumpet always has something unique on tap.
Spokes on Southern
1470 E. Southern Avenue
Tempe
A comfortable bike-themed grill with 24 draft handles and food made from scratch.
Culinary Dropout
5640 N. Seventh Street, 7135 E. Camelback Road
Locations in Phoenix and Scottsdale
Located at The Yard, Culinary Dropout has everything you look for in a great restaurant experience, especially great beer.
Dierks Bentley’s Whiskey Row
4420 N. Saddlebag Trail
Scottsdale
Dierks Bentley has been known to kick back with a craft beer or two, and so can you at his digs.
Garage Wine and Tap
1534 E. Bethany Home Road
Phoenix
With a small selection of great beers and a reputation for outstanding food, Garage should be on your list.
Thirsty Lion
2000 E. Rio Salado Parkway
Tempe
Plenty of great taps and plenty of room to hang out, let someone else do the shopping at Tempe Marketplace.
Copper Blues/Stand Up Live
50 W. Jefferson Street
Phoenix
Have a beer and a meal at Copper Blues before the standup show. You won’t even worry if it’s sold out.
HandleBar and Grill
680 S. Mill Avenue
Tempe
Based on a Belgian bicycle bar, a large patio and community tables add to the appeal of this Tempe hotspot.
Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers
4222 N. Scottsdale Road, 20831 N. Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale
Do we need to say more? The name spells out everything you need to know.
The Attic
4247 E. Indian School Road
Phoenix
Great burgers and there’s always something special on tap. Keep an eye out for one of their many special events.
World of Beer
526 S. Mill Avenue, 2224 E. Williamsfield Road
Locations in Tempe and Gilbert
Let these fine folks take you around the world with over 50 taps and 400 bottles. You are bound to find your favorite beer.
Flanny’s Bar and Grill
1805 E. Elliot Road
Tempe
Home of the Third Thursday Tap Takevoer. The rest of the month is pretty good, too
Phoenix Public Market Café
14 E. Pierce Street
Phoenix
The Phoenix Public Market Café is a casual urban hangout offering breakfast, lunch, dinner and great beer.
Main Ingredient Ale House
2337 N. Seventh Street
Phoenix
A charming old home is the location for this Coronado neighborhood hangout spot.
Pig and Pickle
2922 N. Hayden Road
Scottsdale
A gastropub in every sense of the word, pair your dinner with one of their many fine beers.
House of Brews Sports Bar
825 S. Cooper Road
Gilbert
Is it a sports bar or a craft beer bar? It’s both!
Tempe Improv
930 E. University Drive
Tempe
Great comedy and great beer. Nobody needs to explain this one to us.
Union Barrel House
3636 N. Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale
Look for a changing selection of taps along with great food.
Ground Control
4860 N. Litchfield Road
Litchfield Park
Fresh roasted coffee and an ever-changing selection of good beer, including a fantastic import selection, make this one of the top spots in the West Valley.
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BEERTENDERS Bartenders who really know their beer JIM LOLLI, owner and head beer guy at The Hungry Monk in Chandler The Hungry Monk bartender Tiffinie Carpenter with proprietor and “head beer guy,” Jim Lolli.
Three Cheers for
NEW BEERS
Poor Chuck Noll. He taste tests new beers on the market so you don’t have to. Thanks for your sacrifice, Chuck!
OLD CHUB NITRO SCOTCH ALE Oskar Blues Brewery, Colorado Breanne DeMore » The Entertainer! With a title like “head beer guy,” you know he has to be good. We stopped by Chandler beer haven The Hungry Monk to chat with Jim Lolli, owner and resident beer afficianado, about his beer history, his love of craft and his muchadored taproom and eatery. The Entertainer!: How did you get started and begin to learn about beer? Lolli: I was living back in Michigan and was your typical big name beer guy. I was able to go to my first beer festival and I never went back. It was eye-opening. I was in the corporate world and after years of that, I was sick of it. So I turned to my wife and told her, “I want to play with beer for the rest of my life.”
What makes craft beer so special? The sheer variety and wide range of ingredients is amazing. Also, the insane coolness of the craft beer crowd is one of my favorite parts. But overall, it’s the experience. Craft beer is always chasing a sensory experience equivalent to the culinary experience. Why is The Hungry Monk a great place to enjoy craft beer? Our motto is that it’s where ‘great food, craft beer and sports collide.’ We focus on the experience. We have insanely good customers and a staff that sticks around. Our beer menu changes every single day and we have great relationships with breweries, so we’re able to get a wide variety.
It’s just like the Old Chub signature brew... but on NITRO! A huge celebration of rich malts and smoked grains creates a smooth finishing character for the herculean size of this Scotch Ale (6.9% A.B.V./30 IBU). The first American craft nitro beer in a can, Old Chub Nitro Scotch Ale takes the big, bold original favorite and adds the creamy, velvety mouthfeel that makes this local Colorado nitro unique.
Back in Arizona and Loving every minute of it! averybrewing.com
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Brew Truths On his African Safari, President Theodore Roosevelt brought with him more than 500 gallons of beer. Growlers may be a popular trend with local breweries, but they actually have quite the history. Beer wasn’t bottled until the 1850s, so customers would visit their local taverns with “special buckets” and have it filled to take home.
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Beer Over Here
Getting familiar with your local craft breweries
Drink up at any of these Valley beer events this month
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HUSS BREWING CO. The brainchild of husband and wife team Jeff and Leah Huss, Huss Brewing Co. opened its doors in August 2013 in the spot that once housed Rio Salado Brewing Co. Jeff is the beer man as a Siebel Institute graduate and the former Head Brewer for BJ’s Brewery in Chandler. Leah is the culinary master as a graduate of Scottsdale Culinary Institute and managing partner at Papago Brewing Co. in Scottsdale. The taproom at Huss is a warm cozy space with mismatched tables and chairs and 20 taps. They currently have seven of their own beers on tap, while the other taps feature some of the best beers available in Arizona, plus cider and wine. Huss Brewing will can their beers, including seasonals, come early 2015. The focus of the Huss portfolio is well-made American craft ales and lagers with a touch of German influence. Part of Jeff’s brewing education took place at the Doemens Academy in Munich, which had an impact on his choice of beers. They are currently producing an American Pale Ale, an American India Pale Ale, a German-style Kölsch, a German-style Schwartz and a spiced porter. Huss Brewing Co., 1520 W. Mineral Road, Tempe, 480.264.7611, hussbrewing.com
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SANTAN BREWING COMPANY Under the leadership of founder and brewmaster, Anthony Canecchia, SanTan has established a strong reputation as one of Arizona’s favorite craft breweries. Open since 2007, SanTan features a friendly neighborhood brewpub in Downtown Chandler, which has quickly become one of the top local food and beer destinations in the Phoenix Metro area. All SanTan Brewing Company craft beers are Southwestern Style Ales. The brews are fermented to completion and carbonated higher than traditional American beers for a more effervescent, crisp and refreshing hand-crafted beer—perfect for quenching your thirst in the hot Arizona sun. In 2009, SanTan Brewing began distributing their Southwestern Style Ales throughout the state of Arizona, operating with a mission to pair craft beer with craft food that would inspire great conversation and good times. 2014 marks the beginning of taking this journey throughout the Southwest and California. San Tan Brewing Company, 8 San Marcos Place, Chandler, 480.917.8700, santanbrewing.com
October is packed with Oktoberfests, but there are even more beer events you should know about. Here’s what’s tappening (wink wink) at our favorite Valley taprooms and brew houses. Bell’s Tap Takeover at Whole Foods OCTOBER 1
This isn’t simply a grocery store event. With 10 Bell’s Brands on tap, four of which are exclusive to Whole Foods, you can knock out that grocery list after you knock back that beer. Whole Foods Market Chandler, 2955 W. Ray Road, Chandler, 480.821.9447, wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/chandler, 3 p.m. to 7 p.m.
Oktoberfest & Pizza OCTOBER 7
Although it’s not necessarily a traditional Oktoberfest dish, pizza sure is delicious with beer, isn’t it? Come and celebrate Oktoberfest with Left Hand and great pizza. Mellow Mushroom Pizza, 5350 E. High Street, Phoenix, 480.889.0999, mellowmushroom.com, 4 p.m. to 5 p.m.
Fall Beer Sampling at Old Chicago Mesa OCTOBER 8
Anderson Valley Fall Hornin, Breckenridge Autumn Ale, Abita Pecan Harvest, Left Hand Oktoberfest, Anderson Valley Pinchy Jeek Barl Pumpkin Porter... are you thirsty yet? Old Chicago Mesa, 1656 S. Alma School Road, Mesa, 480.838.8118, oldchicago.com, 5 p.m. to 7 p.m.
Skalloween at House of Brews OCTOBER 30
Happy Skalloween! Ska Brewing will be in the house with $4 drafts. Don’t forget to come in costume! House of Brews Sports Bar, 825 S. Cooper Road, Gilbert, 480.426.9787, azhob.com, 5 p.m. to 7 p.m.
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IN OCTOBER Nils Lofgren OCTOBER 3
Let’s put it simply—Nils Lofgren isn’t short on talent. Leaving home at 17, he began playing guitar and piano with Neil Young. Gaining a reputation and even more talent over the years, Lofgren also banded together with Lou Reed, Crazy Horse and Jerry Williams. In 1984, Lofgren joined Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band with whom he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. Oh! And all the while, Lofgren has put out 20 of his own solo albums. Witness his unwavering talent firsthand. Talking Stick Resort, 9800 E. Indian Bend Road, Scottsdale, 480.850.7777, talkingstickresort.com
these guys are sure to put on a wonderful and heartfelt show.
Ziggy Marley
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With these musical genes, how could he not be great? The eldest son of reggae legend Bob Marley, David “Ziggy” Marley started his musical education at a very young age. Forming the band The Melody Makers with three of his siblings when they were much younger, Ziggy put out a few albums with them before going out on his own. Today, Ziggy has five Grammy Awards under his belt, along with a children’s album and two charities, Unlimited Resources Giving Enlightenment and Little Kids Rock, both of which work to help children flourish.
Vertical Horizon
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Started by two Georgetown graduates in the early ‘90s, Vertical Horizon’s big break came in 1998 when the four-man group signed with RCA Records. Soon after, the band put out their third album and hit it big. The breakout single “Everything You Want” rocked the airways in 2000, becoming one of the most played songs of the year. They followed that hit with singles “You’re a God” and “Best I Ever Had (Grey Sky Morning)” to cement themselves in the new millennium’s musical history. Harrah’s Ak-Chin, 15406 Maricopa Road, Maricopa, 480.802.5000, harrahsakchin.com
Lonestar OCTOBER 17
If you haven’t belted their song “I’m Already There” alone in the car, you very well might not be human. In their more than 20-year career, this country music quartet has achieved crossover recognition on multiple occasions—even earning a few Billboard No. 1 hits. Known for their strong melodies, impossible to dislike lyrics and sing-a-long vocals,
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OCTOBER 8 New Frequency Band
Elaine Stepter Harrah’s Ak-Chin Casino » harrahsakchin.com
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Route 66
Marty & The Party
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Rhythm Edition
Thaddeus Rose
Native American Recognition Days with JR Redwater
Amazing Dueling Pianos
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October 7
Lone Butte Casino » wingilariver.com
The Sahnas Brothers
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Notes From Neptune
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OCTOBER 2
A vibrant and enthusiastic performer, Thaddeus Rose and his high-energy musical impressions will have you on your feet and singing along.
Native American Recognition Days with Micki Free
JJ’s Band
OCTOBER 10 Marty & The Party Lone Butte Casino » wingilariver.com
AzTex Band Original Impulse Band
Str8Up
OCTOBER 4
Lone Butte Casino » wingilariver.com
Phoenix Fashion Week
OCTOBER 3
Talking Stick Resort » talkingstickresort.com
Bella Donna: The Complete Stevie Nicks & Fleetwood Mac Experience,
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Marty & The Party
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Lone Butte Casino » wingilariver.com
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OCTOBER 17 Bonfire- Tribute to AC/DC Casino Arizona » casinoarizona.com
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Smooth Groove
AzTex Band
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Amazing Dueling Pianos
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Harry Luge
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The XO Band
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Amazing Dueling Pianos
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The Sahnas Brothers
Raven’s Halloween Ball & Costume Contest
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Wicked Ball
Native American Recognition Days with Williams & Ree “The Indian and the White guy”
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America’s Largest Polo Party. Arizona’s Most Beautiful Event. The best male and female polo players in the world. Four intriguing matches over two days. It’s horsepower like you’ve never seen it before. On the field. And off. A sneak preview of Barrett-Jackson 2014 and the Scottsdale Arabian Horse Show. The 2014 Arizona Porsche Concours d’Elegance. And that’s just the beginning of the horsepower. A showcase of over 300 amazing vehicles, beautiful people celebrating haute couture including the World’s “Longest” Fashion Show, the World Food Championships, Larsen Art Auction and The Canine Couture featuring Westminster’s “Best in Show.” Over 12,000 guests attended the Polo Championships last year. If you weren’t one of them, don’t miss one of the most interesting events in Arizona.
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ADVICE ON LIFE FROM
LOUIE
THE GARBAGE MAN! “YOUR GARBAGE IS MY BUSINESS.” Dear Louie, My girlfriend has been spending less and less time with me. We used to see each other five times a week. Now, it’s more like two times a week and sometimes not even Friday or Saturday. She says she has been working really hard at her job, but I’m getting suspicious. Should I trust her or should I investigate and find out what she’s doing when she’s not with me? Signed, Timid Columbo
Dear TC, You got two options here, pal. Be glad youse getting’ two nights and not getting dumped all together, because like it or not, the dump is just ahead and on the left. Or you can play detective, find out she’s got something better on the side, and dump her, in which case the dump is just ahead on the right. Either way, there’s a room waitin’ for you at the Heartbreak Hotel. Sorry. Since you got a no-win deal here, I suggest you go bowlin’ with your buddies on the off nights. Play poker, fix up your car, or better yet, look in the freakin’ mirror and try to figure out why your gal would want to be without a screamin’ hunk of man such as yourself. In other words, get a life! You’re not a loser if she don’t want you no more. You’re a loser for worrying about it and gettin’ all stressed out. My gut tells me that as soon as your life starts revolving around things that make living fun, she’ll come back, or you’ll find someone else who’s more likely to be your slice of heavenly pie. I got guys writin’ me who can’t figure out how to get one night away from their possessive women. You’ve got five nights and think it’s a problem. Go freakin’ figure…
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.J. Foster is one of the most heralded recruits ever to sign with ASU football, having been a USA Today first-team All American selection when he was a doeverything star at Scottsdale Saguaro High School. Now he is one of the leaders of the nationally ranked Sun Devil football team—a dynamic player who can both run the ball and catch passes.
The Entertainer!: It was a big deal for ASU to get you to come here. Now that you’ve been here for a couple of years, what do you think? Is it what you expected? D.J. Foster: I’m 100 percent happy with my decision. Coming here, I knew I would have a chance to play early. The people I’ve met, the coaching I’ve got here, and the community, I wouldn’t have it any other way. Surely you were well prepared. But is there anything about big-time college football that surprised you? Just how many people are really involved. How many people truly care about their college football team all across the country. And the Sun Devil community, it’s amazing to me how many people are paying attention, how much support they give. It’s definitely a blessing. What are you majoring in? Communications. I’m kind of still shopping around, figuring out what I want to do. When it’s all said and done, I want to be an entrepreneur type, own my business. Or work in sports broadcasting. Something along those lines. Do you think you’ll play all four years? Or will the NFL come calling a year early? I really don’t think about it too much. I’ve been getting asked that a lot. At the end of the day, you can’t control that. As long as you take care of business in what’s in front of you, everything else will fall into place. I don’t put too much thought into that. I have a long season ahead of me.
When you were a senior at Saguaro, they had a freshman named Christian Kirk. Now he’s a senior. Are you involved in any recruiting or are you steering him here? He’s a friend of mine. At the end of the day, that’s all he is. It’s tough to define that line, between a friend, and I’m also here trying to push him one way. He knows how I feel. He knows I would love for him to come here. But the most important thing I can do for him is be a friend and be a big brother to him. No matter where he goes, I’m going to support him. Of course, I’d love for him to come here. But at the end of the day, I just want him to be happy. Coach Graham is really talking you guys up this season. Are you as good as you’re cracked up to be? I think we are a very good team. But I try to tell my teammates, “Don’t listen to all that stuff. Don’t even worry about that.” We’ve always had our backs against the wall. I feel year in and year out, we have a little chip on our shoulder. I’d rather play like that. I’d rather be the underdog, third in the Pac-12 South. I like that. Preseason means absolutely nothing. It’s just a prediction. That’s all it is. I like to prove people wrong. What would it take for this team to run the table, other than getting good luck here and there? To be honest, our second string. I think that’s huge. In a long season, our two-deep guys have to be paying attention. It’s going to somebody who hasn’t been playing much. It’s going to come down to our second-team guys, our third-team guys to make a play and not lose a step. It’s very important. Are there any new players that those of us on the outside don’t know about, that you know about, that we should be looking for? Our running back group. Demario Richard has come in, right when camp started, and he’s made a tremendous effort. I think he’ll be a great running back in this program. And there are guys who have been here, like (receiver) Gary Chambers, who have progressed and matured so much since I’ve been here. Those are guys to watch coming up.
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ASU Women’s Soccer vs. Oregon OCTOBER 3 The ASU women’s soccer team narrowly missed the NCAA tournament last season. In trying to get over the hump, the Sun Devils have gotten off to an impressive start this season with wins that included an upset over No. 6 Texas A&M. Fans can catch a number of home games this month, starting with the October 3 match against Oregon. ASU Soccer Stadium, 655 S. Athletes Place, Tempe, 480.727.0000, thesundevils.com, 7 p.m., $8 adults, $6 kids
Arizona Fall League Opening Day: Scottsdale Scorpions vs. Salt River Rafters OCTOBER 7 The Fall League features the baseball world’s most promising players at an affordable price. Catch soon-to-be big names on opening day, October 7. Each Major League Baseball team designates several players for league play and more than half of them will end up on MLB rosters, according to past results. Salt River Fields, 7555 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, 480.270.5000, saltriverfields.com, 6:35 p.m., $8 adults, $6 kids and seniors
ASU Women’s Volleyball vs. California OCTOBER 10 Sun Devil volleyball has been ranked in the nation’s top 20 this season thanks to a couple of early season tournament wins. That’s not surprising considering the returning and most significant contributors from last season’s 19-14
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NCAA tournament team and were ranked No. 4 in the Pac-12 preseason poll. Wells Fargo Arena, 634 E. Veterans Way, Tempe, 480.727.0000, thesundevils.com, 7 p.m., $8 adults, $6 kids
Arizona Cardinals vs. Washington Redskins OCTOBER 12 The Cardinals will host perenniallystruggling Washington in a game that’s a virtual must-win if the Cards have any shot at the playoffs. Washington features the versatile quarterback Robert Griffin, who is trying to bounce back from his disappointing performance last year. But the team generally offers little defensive resistance, which the Cardinals’ upgraded offense should be able to exploit. As long as quarterback Carson Palmer avoids multiple turnovers, the Cardinals should be able to bring this one home. University of Phoenix Stadium, 1 Cardinals Drive, Glendale, 602.379.0102, azcardinals. com, 1:25 p.m., $40-$598
ASU Football vs. Stanford OCTOBER 18 Under coach Todd Graham, the Sun Devil football team has been able to climb many mountains. But the Devils have been unable to climb even a few steps uphill when they’ve played Stanford in the past. The Cardinals crushed them twice last season, including in the Pac-12 championship game in Tempe. A win in this game would be a landmark feat for the Devils and would result in a high national ranking. Sun Devil Stadium, 500 E. Veterans Way, Tempe, 480.965.2381, thesundevils.com, kickoff time TBA, $50-$325
Phoenix Suns vs. Los Angeles Lakers OCTOBER 29 It figures that the Suns will open their 2014-15 season against their evil nemesis, the Los Angeles Lakers. Might as well get fans’ blood boiling from the get go. The Lakers are still built around Kobe Bryant, who is trying to become the NBA’s all-time scoring leader, but not much else. US Airways Center, 201 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 602.379.7824, nba.com/suns, 7 p.m., $36-$330
A STROLL WITH NICCOLE Niccole Radhe » The Entertainer! Take a Stroll with Niccole and feed your outdoor soul. Niccole Radhe is a Tucson resident who has been exploring Arizona for over 10 years, finding the best outdoor recreation and encouraging active and adventurous lifestyles. THIS MONTH’S HIKE: King Canyon Trail in Saguaro National Park (West) Difficulty rating: Moderate 6.5 miles round trip Tucson’s Saguaro National Park is on the west side of T-town, stretching from King Canyon Trail up to the summit of Wassan Peak. This trek is one of the best in the Tucson Mountains. It offers unforgettable 360 degree desert and city views and is a great workout. I highly recommend this trek for anyone who wants to really experience the essence of
the desert and appreciate this place we call home. This entire trail is comprised of rocky switchbacks that get increasingly steeper as you hike to the top. With staggeringly tall saguaros, the views here cannot be matched by any other in the Tucson Mountains. King Canyon is usually packed with outdoor enthusiasts during the fall, winter and spring seasons because the weather is perfect for desert trekking. This trail takes anywhere from three to five hours out-and-back with almost 2,000 feet of elevation gain. With the busy holiday season drawing closer, it is more important than ever to get close to nature to relax and rejuvenate. Get out and take a trek this fall season! Follow Niccole on Facebook at “Take a Stroll with Niccole” to check out other outdoor excursions or email Niccole at takeastrollwithniccole@gmail.com.
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Wild Western Festival Ropes in Arizona’s History
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he Wild Western Festival is the perfect excuse for you to travel back in time to get a taste of what our great state was like in its beginnings. Transforming the entire 17 acre Sahuaro Ranch Historic Park into a 19th Century boomtown, this event is plenty of cowboy fun for the whole family. Mingle with authentically dressed 1880s characters as you weave in and out of the park’s beautiful historical buildings from 1886. Artisans and crafters will provide you with endless opportunities to discover your “rare find� personal souvenir. There will be delicious festival foods, treats and even a saloon area for those cowboys and cowgirls over 21, plus a pie eating contest! Don’t miss this chance to meet Dan “Grizzly Adams� Haggerty, Peter “Laredo� Brown, stuntman Neil Summers, Don “High Chaparral� Collier, and many more. Attractions will include comedy gunfights and stunt shows by Hollywood stuntmen, blacksmith demonstrations, trick roping with Will Roberts, gun spinning with “Hotshot� Johnny and Trick Horse performances by “Bad Dog� Bennett. This year’s special guest is Mr. John Bianchi, the legendary holster maker for countless Hollywood stars.
Wild Western Festival Sahuaro Ranch Historic Park, 9802 N. 59th Avenue, Glendale, 623.882.9428, wildwesternfestival.com, Friday, October 24 to Sunday, October 26, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., $10 adults, $9 seniors, $6 military, $5 kids 5 to 12, kids under 4 free
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Archaeology for Kids
Rendez-Zoo
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11
The kids will become archeologists for a day! Here, they’ll learn how to identify artifacts and how archeologists use them to discover facts about past cultures.
As the sun sets in Phoenix, prepare for a night of extravagant food, beautiful sounds from the Phoenix Boys Choir, a silent auction, and a preview of the zoo’s holiday classic, ZooLights! The one-night-only event promotes conservation efforts, but also an exciting opportunity to see lions, tigers and bears at night, should they decide to make an appearance. Oh my!
Pueblo Grande Museum, 4619 E. Washington Street, Phoenix, 602.495.0900, pueblogrande.com
Family Star Night at Challenger Space Center
CHARLOTTE’S WEB OCTOBER 10
Phoenix Zoo, 455 N. Galvin Parkway, Tempe, 602.273.1341, phoenixzoo.org
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4
This family-friendly astronomy night lets families get lost in the stars as they explore the night sky with professional stargazers and telescopes. The Family Star Night offers arts and crafts, rocket building and the chance to show your skills in a paper airplane contest. Challenger Space Center Arizona, 21170 N. 83rd Avenue, Peoria, 623.322.2006, azchallenger.org
Dr. Buck’s Old Time Country Fair FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24 THROUGH SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26
Deemed a “Wild West renaissance festival”, the fair features shows that will take you back to the Wild West including appearances from costumed western “celebrities,” a kids korral and great food. The Old Time County Fair is a boot stompin’ good time. Sahuaro Ranch Park, 9802 N. 59th Avenue, Glendale, 623.521.3856, wildwesternfestival.com
Charlotte’s Web
Scottsdale Fall Festival
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10
Chandler Mayor Day of Play
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 25
The production of the time-honored tale is back by popular demand and presented by Childsplay. Everyone’s favorite piglet and spider duo will grace the stage to teach the audience about true friendship, adventure and bravery with plenty of laughs and tears along the way.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 25
This fall festival is the perfect way to start the Halloween festivities early. The annual familyfriendly event provides an opportunity to show off your family’s best costumes, crafts and more.
Tempe Center for the Arts Theater, 700 W. Rio Salado Parkway, Tempe, 480.921.5700, childsplayaz.org
Helping to promote healthy living, Chandler’s Day of Play allows kids and families to get out and be active. The event features activities for varying age groups including a 3K fun run, jump rope contest, dance performances, Zumba classes and much more. It’s never too early to start teaching the kiddos about healthy living, so head on out to this fun-filled event. Tumbleweed Park, 745 Germann Road, Chandler, 480.782.2735, chandleraz.gov
South Eldorado Ball Field, 1909 N. Miller Road, Scottsdale. 480.312.0217, scottsdaleaz.gov/parks/ fallfest
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Disneyland Halloween Time THROUGH OCTOBER 31 Spirit away for some spooktacular fun at a series of family-friendly Disney-themed Halloween events throughout the park.
Legoland California Brick or Treat Party Nights OCTOBER 4, 11, 17, 18, 24 AND 25
WHACK ZOMBIES AT
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very year around this time, something sinister happens at Knott’s Berry Farm. The fog rolls in, evil creatures fill the midways and darkness lurks around every corner. Knott’s Scary Farm, the park’s annual Halloween event has become a tradition for willing victims looking to get the daylights scared out of them. What began as a simple event in 1973 has turned into the world’s first, largest and most creative scary theme
park. Now in its 42nd year, Knott’s Scary Farm features 160 acres of terror. The park offers eleven haunted attractions, four scare zones, two stage shows and 1,000 live monsters terrorizing guests. What makes Knott’s special is the creative team tasked to come up with original ideas every year. For 2014, designer Brooke Walters invites brave souls to enter her creation called “Voodoo.” The indoor attraction will force you to choose a path through a swamp. Daniel Miller introduces a sadistic “Tooth Fairy,” a terrifying experience sure to incite nightmares.
An up-charge maze called “Trapped: Lock and Key” promises to prey on your every fear, as small groups are led through. Unlock even more terror and purchase a “Skeleton Key.” This pass allows entrance to secret rooms in select mazes. Enter the world of Edgar Allan Poe in “Forevermore,” and see what an evil puppet has in store inside “Pinocchio Unstrung.” Houdini’s ghost visits “Black Magic.” “The Gunslingers Grave” offers a chilling view of the Old West. Take a ride on the newly restored Calico Mine Ride and see what the Green Witch has done inside. Plus, much more! The Hanging is a stunt show filled with pop culture references and a famous celebrity hanging. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark returns to the 1,800 seat Ghoul Time Theatre along with dance group Academy of Villains (from Fox’s “So You Think You Can Dance”) for a 30 minute production called “Elvira’s Big Top.” New this year is “Special Ops: Infected.” Guests will be led through six-acres of mountainous terrain in the Camp Snoopy section of the park in groups of 12, led by a squad leader and armed with laser-style guns. Your mission: fend off zombies, complete tasks and do not become infected. This breakthrough, interactive experience will be as terrifying as it is challenging. In addition, all of Knott’s worldfamous roller coasters are open, along with a majority of their other attractions. The event is recommended for guests 13 and older. For the little ones, Knott’s offers Camp Spooky during normal park hours on the weekend. Children can mingle with Snoopy and his Peanuts pals for family-friendly Halloween fun.
Live entertainment, costume contests, trick-or-treat trail, Halloween LEGO models and fireworks!
Queen Mary Dark Harbor SELECT NIGHTS THROUGH NOVEMBER 2 The Ringmaster invites you to board the ship, walk through haunted attractions, enjoy live music and revel in this frightening experience.
Universal Studios Hollywood Halloween Horror Nights SELECT NIGHTS THROUGH NOVEMBER 2 Experience the back lot on the Terror Tram and step inside “The Walking Dead,” “Alien vs. Predator” and more!
Knott’s Scary Farm at Knott’s Berry Farm, 8039 Beach Boulevard, Buena Park, CA, 714.220.5200, knotts.com, select nights through November 1
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Pumpkin Days and Corn Maze at Tolmachoff Farms
Boo! at the Zoo
OCTOBER 1 THROUGH NOVEMBER 9
Included in admission to the Zoo, this week long “wild” fall festival is perfect for the kids as they celebrate with their favorite Phoenix Zoo animal personalities. Activities vary daily and include a “click or treat” photo trail, animal pumpkin stomp and chomp, pumpkin patches, a scarecrow straw maze and a scavenger hunt.
A great festival for those in the West Valley, this event features enough attractions and fun for the whole family. Corn mazes for both the youngsters and bigger kids, a hay pyramid and farm-themed activities, including grinding corn to feed the chicken and a petting zoo, set this festival apart. The weekends also feature a bounce house, train ride and remember to grab some farm-fresh produce from their stand! Tolmachoff Farms, 5726 N. 75th Avenue, Glendale, 623.386.1301, tolmachoff-farms.com
OCTOBER 20 THROUGH OCTOBER 26
Phoenix Zoo, 455 N. Galvin Parkway, Phoenix, 602.273.1341, phoenixzoo.org
The Great Pumpkin Festival OCTOBER 23 THROUGH OCTOBER 26
Pumpkin and Chili Party OCTOBER 2 THROUGH NOVEMBER 2
Quickly becoming an Arizona must, this fall festival is five weekends of fun at the expansive and welcoming Schnepf Farms. The price of admission includes many fun games for little ones, including a pumpkin launch, pig races, a roller coaster, hay rides, a rock climbing wall and two corn mazes. Don’t leave without trying the chili and staying to watch a stunning sunset as live entertainment plays nightly.
Not just the perfect place to pick your pumpkin— this festival offers so much more. Live, kid-friendly entertainment, a hay ride to the pumpkin patch, the Amazing Hay Bale Maze and of course a petting zoo with adorable and friendly farm animals will keep your kiddos happy all day. Plus, the event is included in admission to the garden, so you can enjoy the beautiful scenery, too. Desert Botanical Garden, 1201 N. Galvin Parkway, Phoenix, 480.481.8188, dbg.org
Schnepf Farms, 24810 S. Rittenhouse Road, Queen Creek, 480.987.3100, schnepffarms.com
FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT
CALENDAR
Family Star Night Challenger Space Center » azchallenger.org
Arizona State Fair
Zoo Walk for Autism Research
OCTOBER 20 – 26
Phoenix Zoo » zoowalk.org
OCTOBER 4 – 5 MAKE IT Weekends
Sahuaro Ranch Park » wildwesternfestival.com
Hormel Theatre » scorpiusdance.com
Apple Annie’s Produce & Pumpkins » appleannies.com
OCTOBER 24
OCTOBER 3
OCTOBER 5
Clifford the Big Red Dog Live! A Big Family Musical Comerica Theatre » livenation.com
Party Theme Camp
A Race for Maggie’s Place
Great Play of Chandler » greatplay.com
Tempe Town Lake » maggiesplace.org
Westgate Entertainment District » westgateaz.com
OCTOBER 3 – 11
Walk for Hope
Addams Family: A New Broadway Musical Comedy
Walk for Wishes
Tempe Marketplace » centralphoenix.fit4mom.com
OCTOBER 1 – 2
Mesa Arts Center » mesaartscenter.com
OCTOBER 3 – NOVEMBER 2 Footloose
Mini Music Makers Series
Desert Stages Theatre » deserstages.org
The Musical Instrument Museum » mim.org
OCTOBER 3 – 12
OCTOBER 1 – 31 Pumpkin Patch Mother Nature’s Farm » mothernaturesfarm.com
Phoenix Zoo » phoenixzoo.org
Fall Pumpkin Celebration
Hot Rod Nights
Stroller Strides Anniversary Class
Boo! At the Zoo
Wild Western Festival and Dr. Buck’s Ol’ Time Country Fair
A Vampire Tale
Chandler Fashion Center » mallkidsclub.com
fairgrounds » azstatefair.com
OCTOBER 4 – 26
Wonderland! The Musical Adventures of Alice
Kids Club-Pet Parade
OCTOBER 10 – NOVEMBER 2
OCTOBER 24 – 26
OCTOBER 2 – 4 & OCTOBER 9 – 11
OCTOBER 1
Downtown Mesa » macfestmesa.com
Arizona Science Center » azscience.org
SEPTEMBER 25 – OCTOBER 5 Mesa Arts Center » evct.org
MACFest
The Dracula Rock Show
Phoenix Zoo » nationalevents.cityofhope.org Tempe Marketplace » Arizona.wish.org
Homeschool Monday Southwest Wildlife Conservation Center » southwestwildlife.org
OCTOBER 6 – 7 Hang Time: Fall Break
OCTOBER 26 – 27 Salt River Fields Balloon Spooktacular Salt River Fields at Talking Stick » saltriverfields.com
OCTOBER 26 – 28 A Taste of Greece Haralambos Greek Orthodox Church » peoriagreekfest.com
Apache Junction Multi-Gen Center » ajcity.net
OCTOBER 27
Sports Skills Camp
Tempe’s 35th Annual Family Halloween Carnival
Cactus Shadows Fine Arts Center » dftheater.org
Great Play of Chandler » greatplay.com/ chandler
OCTOBER 4
OCTOBER 7
OCTOBER 31
Film Screening: “Girl Rising”
Story Time
Scottsdale Fall Festival
Toys & Playtime Oasis » azdollhouse.com
Eldorado Park » scottsdaleaz.gov/events
Musical Instrument Museum » mim.org
Kiwanis Park » tempe.gov
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TOYS!
The latest and greatest gadgets and gizmos from local retailers Breanne DeMore » The Entertainer!
Whether you’re looking forward to climbing Camelback with your, well, CamelBak, or excited to be able to entertain outside again, we’ve rounded up October’s coolest gadgets to make you look like the fancy schmancy outdoorsman (orrrr woman!) you are.
URBAN BEATZ ROCK ON RUGGED WIRELESS SPEAKER Available at Bed, Bath & Beyond in Glendale
RABBIT WINE CHILLER Available at Total Wine in Scottsdale
GRILL WRANGLER: THREEIN-ONE BBQ TOOL Available at Williams Sonoma at Biltmore Fashion Park
CAMELBAK ALL CLEAR WATER PURIFIER BOTTLE Available at REI in Tempe
CUISINART RECHARGEABLE SALT AND PEPPER MILLS POLAROID Z2300 10.0 MP DIGITAL CAMERA WITH PHOTO PRINTER Available at Urban Outfitters at Scottsdale Fashion Square
Available at Bed, Bath and Beyond at Metro Town Center in Phoenix
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THE EXTRAORDINAIRE
STYLE » ENVY » PASSION » FASHION » BEAUTY » DESIGN
PHOENIX FASHION WEEK
IS THE VALLEY THE NEXT FASHION CAPITAL? Lynette Carrington The Entertainer!
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ith a jeans and T-shirt mentality, Phoenix isn’t exactly what most people would consider a city at the height of fashion. But Phoenix Fashion Week is working against that stereotype, showcasing designs from Arizona’s hottest emerging and established designers. In its seventh year, Phoenix Fashion Week will get cameras flashing and tongues wagging when the 24 runway events dazzle audiences October 1 through 4 at Talking Stick Resort. “The caliber of designers in Arizona is probably the biggest news story right now… It tells us that the work we’ve been doing the past seven years of trying to push Arizona fashion forward is actually working now,” says Brian Hill, executive director of Phoenix Fashion Week. And there are many local designers who put in the effort to make that push. Gilbert Designer Lillienne Langford designs under the name Lillienne Lang. Originally creating unique bridal designs under the label of Autumn Russell, she’s venturing into new territory this Fashion Week with a collection of women’s readyto-wear and evening gowns with her October 4 runway show. “It’s more upscale suits, pencil skirts and jackets,” Langford says. “I wanted to redefine the tailored look, because when you see women in the business world, you think of the classic comfortable blazer. I want to put a twist on it and make it edgier, feminine or just give it more character.” That doesn’t mean locals are skipping out on their T-shirt roots. State Forty Eight, a line named for Arizona’s numerical order in entering statehood, is a unique and casual fashion line founded by Chandler-based brothers Nicholas and Stephen Polando and friend Michael Spangenberg. “We are three different personalities with three different styles, but the inspiration was, for me, the passion for clothing… and I [wanted] to create
a clothing brand for many years,” Spangenberg says. “Stephen and I really started talking about it seriously and we knew we had a deep passion for Arizona, so that’s what we wanted it to be.” The sports-minded clothing line includes hats, T-shirts, crop tops, racerback tanks, polos, hoodies and other casual wear. Stephen Polando came up with the name and Nicholas Polando came on board with the design and artwork. To the designing trio, State Forty Eight represents everything wonderful about Arizona and they’re looking forward to Phoenix Fashion Week. “When I went to Phoenix Fashion Week a year ago, I knew this is where we needed to be,” Spangenberg says. “We’re most looking forward to seeing the outcome from it and we’re learning a lot during this process, too,” says Nicholas Polando. Fashionably Pink is a celebrity and breast cancer survivor fashion show that kicks off fashion week on October 1. Funds benefit local breast cancer charities throughout Phoenix including “Don’t be a Chump, Check for a Lump.” Schumacher European Limited Mercedes Benz in North Scottsdale is presenting Fashionably Pink and they will donate money to breast cancer charities for every car sold in October. “Fashion is about giving back and that’s what we’re about,” Hill says. For more information, visit phoenixfashionweek.com.
State Forty Eight is a casual, sporty clothing line from Nicholas and Stephen Polando and Michael Spangenberg that will be featured at Phoenix Fashion Week. Gilbert designer Lillienne Langford will be showcasing her new line, Lillienne Lang, which features women’s ready-to-wear clothing and gowns.
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PHILLIP PHILLIPS WANTS TO
BLOW YOU AWAY
…figuratively this time Christina Fuoco-Karasinski The Entertainer!
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hillip Phillips was standing on the stage at Salt River Fields July 4th weekend when the monsoon suddenly became the headliner. “That was pretty nuts,” he says. “I have a picture of the dust coming up right before it hit the field. It’s a really cool picture. That’s something I won’t forget for sure.” Phillips, who was crowned “American Idol” champ in 2012, returns to the Valley to play the Celebrity Theatre on Sunday, December 7. The Georgia-born singer is supporting his latest album Behind the Light, which features the single “Raging Fire.” “I really love it,” he explained about the song, which debuted at No. 58 on the Billboard Hot 100 after selling 74,000
digital copies. “It’s fun to play live. We wrote that song pretty quickly. We had the idea then we went and started something else. I said, ‘Let’s go back to that.’ We wrote it in four to five days, if that, probably less. I’m so proud of that song.” “Raging Fire,” as well as his latest single, “Unpack Your Heart,” are a part of the set list each night, even though the 23-year-old likes to mix it up. “We play a different set every night,” he says. “We’re always adding and taking something away. But we’re just jamming and having fun with it.”
Phillip Phillips w/ Saints of Valory Celebrity Theatre, 440 N. 32nd Street, Phoenix, 602.267.1600, celebritytheatre.com, Sunday, December 7, 7:30 p.m., $39-$68
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Sweet EMOTION Joe Perry unearths tales of Aerosmith and self in ‘Rocks’ Christina Fuoco-Karasinski The Entertainer!
A
erosmith guitarist Joe Perry is used to the rigors of gigging, but he’s unsure about the intensity of his forthcoming book tour, which comes to Tempe and Scottsdale this month. Perry is hitting bookstores and Guitar Center locations to push his autobiography “Rocks: My Life In and Out of Aerosmith,” which arrives in stores October 7.
“I’ve done some pretty crazy things with the band, like doing a gig in one place and jetting off to some other place,” says Perry, the co-founder of Aerosmith and songwriter alongside singer Steven Tyler. “But [touring with Aerosmith is] a little slower. We’re often waiting for equipment to show up. This is a whole new ballgame for me, pouring out my heart and soul like I did for this book. To be able to get out there and talk to people
about it—I’m really fascinated by the whole thing.” Perry spoke to The Entertainer! about “Rocks,” his love of Jack Kerouac and his ties to Arizona. The Entertainer!: Was writing the book a good experience or was it difficult? Perry: I think—no, I know—it was a lot more work than I expected, first off. I’m a big fan of the Jack Kerouac school of just
letting it flow, then moving on. I think there were some fun parts of reliving some of the good times. Then there was also the aspect of getting into some of the stuff, some of the decisions I made, or certain circumstances that I had to relive and really get into that wasn’t so much fun, frankly. It was tough emotionally. I think the overall experience was really amazing. Knowing what I know now, I wouldn’t want to go through it again.
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JOE PERRY BOOK SIGNING Changing Hands Bookstore 6428 S. McClintock Drive, Tempe, 480.730.0205 changinghands.com, Saturday, October 18, 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m., charge for books Guitar Center, 8949 E. Indian Bend Road, Scottsdale, 480.362.1150, guitarcenter.com, Sunday, October 19, 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., free
Your bandmates have written books as well. How does this one differ? My book follows that traditional autobiographical format. Certainly there are going to be a lot of surprises in there for people. I didn’t want to write a sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll book. We kind of did that in “Walk This Way.” It’s been done so many times. It’s part of our story. I didn’t want to disregard that as part of the whole Aerosmith thing. I wanted to go deeper than that. That was the focus to get down to human nature. How have your shows been in Arizona in the past? It’s been a while since we played there. It’s been about six years, which is really a shame. It’s always been a great place for us to play. We really like it there. My mother lived in Sedona for 13 years. It’s always a great stop for us. We’d always make time to go up and visit her. That was back in the ‘90s and she has since moved back to the East, in New Hampshire, and she passed away last year. But yeah, Phoenix was always one of those stops that I look forward to. The fans have always been great there. Sedona is amazing. I know. You talk to people you live there and they go on—and I don’t blame them—about it being more and more commercialized. It was still kind of this undiscovered spiritual place. There was a lot of focus on that. Of course there are a lot more Pink Jeeps running around. It’s still an amazing place. When we do get a chance—it hasn’t been for a while—we [go] up there to visit, even though my mother isn’t there.
Have your bandmates read the book yet? Not yet. I really wanted to give it to them in a totally complete form. I just got the completed copies with the pictures and the cover, all the elements, the way it’s going to be on the bookshelf about a week ago. I wanted them to see it like that. I didn’t see the point in showing them the galleys when there was still editing going on.
Were you worried about revealing anything to the public in “Rocks”? Yeah. It’s not in my nature to open up certain parts of my personal life—my heart and soul, so to speak. That’s on the personal level. It is basically an autobiography about my life. Certainly Aerosmith fans will be looking to see more about the Aerosmith news, to see if there’s anything new in there—which I’m sure there will be. There’s the dynamic
between Steven and I. I actually got a question a couple days ago: “Is the band still together?” It just goes to show how far afield some of these stories can get or people’s perceptions can get. The fact that we’re still able to do it 42 years later and deal with all that ... I just wanted to try to get it as close to the truth of what I recall and taking responsibility for the good and the bad, whether it’s my own personal life or the band’s life.
What’s in the plans for Aerosmith? Everybody’s sitting around shaking off the last three years. It’s been a constant run since the start of the making of the last album. This is the first break we’ve had in over four years, I think, where we actually have six to eight months before we would normally tour. We’re talking about different options right now. But I think everybody’s just enjoying their time off. I’m just starting to realize I don’t have to get up and get on a plane again. We do have a private party, but that’s kind of like a one-off kind of thing. It’s one of those things we like doing, a low-pressure thing and it’s fun playing those kinds of shows. Actually, that’s when I’ll give the guys the book. I’m just trying to figure out when the best time is to give it to them.
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Bricktop w/Custom Fit, Rile 9 Collective, Roadside Bombs, The Tribulators Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
Koji w/Lee Corey Oswald Lo-Fi Coffee, 7 p.m., $10
LIVE MUSIC
CALENDAR
A Change of Pace w/It’s Like Love, Damn The Weather Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., free
Strike Twelve w/Implants, The Linecutters, Margate, Off The Mark, No Gimmick, Reason Unknown, Moovalya, Working Mutts, The Has Beens, Ethan 103 Club Red – East Theatre, 6 p.m., $15-$20
OCTOBER 1
Bombay Bicycle Club w/Milo Green, Luxley
The Gaslight Anthem w/Against Me!, Twopointeight
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $30
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., TBA
The Rhythm Room, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Joyce Manor w/The Exquisites, Dogbreth, Rumspringer Yucca Tap Room, 7 p.m., $15
Blitzen Trapper w/Cassorla Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $17-$20
Scott & Charlene’s Wedding w/ Pro Teens, Solid Brown The Trunk Space7:30 p.m., $6
Sonata w/Arctica Delain, Xandria Club Red – West Theatre, 7 p.m., $25-$70
Spafford
OCTOBER 3 Justin Currie Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $22-$25
Year of the Dragon w/The Effects, Tidalwave
Turbogeist w/The Rebel Set, Fat Gray Cat Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Senses Fail w/No Bragging Rights, Knuckle Puck, To The Wind Club Red – East Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $15$18
OCTOBER 5 Saintseneca w/Bushman’s Holiday
Chris Webby w/Steez Bros, Prime Society
New Found Glory w/We Are The In Crowd, Fireworks, Candy Hearts The Marquee Theatre, 6 p.m., $27
OCTOBER 8
The Marquee Theatre, 6:30 p.m., $32
Whiskey Dick w/Trevor McSpadden
Belle and Sebastian w/Kevin Drew
Reagan Youth w/DECRY, Rotten Youth, Skull Drug, The Quitters, Aggressive Express
Yucca Tap Room, 6 p.m., free
Civic Space Park, 7 p.m., $32-$41
Alan Parsons Project
The Matador w/Conflicts
Celebrity Theatre, 7 p.m., $35-$68
Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free
Crowbar Revocation w/Havok, Fit For An Autopsy, Armed For Apocalypse
Pomplamoose w/John Schroeder
Club Red – West Theatre, 6 p.m., $20-$23
Last Exit Live, 7:30 p.m., $20 adv, $25 dos
DC Fallout w/Black Mountain Moonshine, Two Tone Boners, People’s Whiskey, Rotten Blue Menace, OC45, Lightspeed Go, Safe To Semi, No One Wins, Screaming At Deaf Kids, Common Tongue, Perfect Sense
OCTOBER 6
Pub Rock Live, 7 p.m., $15
Pub Rock, 8 p.m., $15-$18
Glenn Tilbrook Bishop Allen w/Trummors, ROAR Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $12-$14
Busdriver w/Clipping, Milo
Little Dragon w/Bogan Via
8 p.m., $14-$15
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $33
Brendan James w/Miller James Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $14-$16
OCTOBER 9
Club Red- East Theatre, 6 p.m., $15-$20
Deluka
Roccoo Deluca w/Motopony, The Family Crest, Dirt Moon
Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Turquoise Jeep w/Yip Deceiver, Mega Ran
Anberlin w/Lakes
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $15-$18
The Electric Ballroom, 7:30 p.m., $15-$20
The Pressroom, 7 p.m., $22-$25
Heavenly Bear w/AZZA/ ABRAXAS
OCTOBER 4 OCTOBER 2
Mesa Amphitheatre » 4:30 p.m. » $39-$60 Skrillex popularized dubstep and the undercut hairstyle in the United States. Head to Mesa Amphitheatre this month to shake his hand for his triumphs or your finger for his transgressions.
The Dan Band w/The Legend Lumberjack Cash, Those Damn Dirty Apes
Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $15
Gila River Arena » 8 p.m. » $63-$212 The Eagles are the only band it’s acceptable to both make fun of and thoroughly enjoy. So, like, totally go see the Eagles, bro. Haha, wouldn’t that be funny? The Eagles! (But seriously, we love us some “Lyin’ Eyes.”)
October 9
Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Peanut Butter Wolf w/Pickster One, Dump LA Rock
October 1
Joe’s Grotto, 4:30 p.m., $13-$15
Skrillex
Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free
Pub Rock Live, 7:39 p.m., $15-$20
Eagles
Play For Blood w/Apparitions, Dirt Over Lime, Eyes Of Ivory, Deathgrip, Crimson Storm, Tombs Of Kaliche, Mourning Grey, I Don’t Konform, Ethnic De Generation, Sinesthetic, Unconscious Minds, A Moment of Clarity
Scylla w/Under Cities, Palace In Ruins
Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Johnny Boyd (of Indigo Swing) Bill Tarsha & The Rocket 88s
The Nile Theater, 6 p.m., $8-$10
The Shivas
Eric Tessmer Band w/Amplified Heat, Mill’s End, What’s Left
The Rhythm Room, 8 p.m., $10
The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
The Rogue Bar, 8 p.m., $5
Cymbals Eat Guitars w/Slothrust, Daisy Face Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Passafire w/Tugg, Nomada, Torn at the Seam, Vices To The Grave Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $15-$20
OCTOBER 7
Brother w/Ali Bambu, DJ Last Word
The Rhythm Room, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Rescuer w/Aviator, Seasons Chance
Boy & Bear w/Run River North
The Underground, 6:30 p.m., $10-$12
Moot David w/Tommy Ash Band, American Longspurs
(1971-1975) were sold, making it the third-best selling album of all time, right behind Michael Jackson’s Thriller and Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon.
The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
Matt The Electrician w/Devon Sproule, Ben Anderson
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $22
ROCK TALK 42 million albums of the Eagles Their Greatest Hits
Porches w/Frankie Cosmos
Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $5-$7
Moon Taxi w/Tumbleweed Wanderers
Club Red – West Theatre, 7 p.m., $18-$21
OCTOBER 10 Rose’s Pawn Shop w/The Haymarket Squares, Some Dark Hollow Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $7-$10
Crescent Ballroom, 7 p.m., $16-$20
Sonata Arctica w/Delain
Twiztid w/Kung Fu Vampire, Neurotic November, PWD, Intrinzik, Poizonous Logik
Club Red – West Theater, 7 p.m., $25-$70
Club Red – East Theatre, 6:30 p.m., $25-$30
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Angry Samoans w/Heavy Breather, Father’s Day, Button Struggler, We Might Be Wasted
Jim Bachmann & Friends
Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., $10
OCTOBER 13
Gregg Turner w/Eric Ayotte, Gadabout Film Festival, FiftyFive Lions The Trunk Space, 7 p.m., $6
Rashenal’s (album release) w/ Lakai & Kye, G-OWENS, MC Optimal Club Red – West Theatre, 8 pm., $10
Brain Dead The Underground, 6 p.m., $8-$10
Yucca Tap Room, 6 p.m., free
New Pornographers w/The Pains of Being Pure At Heart Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $30
Catfish and The Bottlemen Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Black Joe Lewis & The Honey Bears w/Vug Arakas The Rhythm Room, 8 p.m., $14-$16
Jon Bellion Pub Rock Live, 7 p.m., $13
OCTOBER 11 Wakey!Wakey! Last Exit Live, 8:30 p.m., $12-$15
Run 2 Cover (album release) w/ Happy Accidents, Divided Minds Joe’s Grotto, 6 p.m., $10
Speedy Ortiz w/Ex-Hex, Numb Bats, Twin Ponies Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., $10
Drowners Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $12-$14
Will Hoge Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $14-$16
Tribfest 4 w/The Atomic Punks I Don’t Know (Ozzy Trib), Faceless, Kill Em All, Romeo’s Sin, The Foo Tribute, Ultimate Bon Jovi, Aperfectool, Ravones, Heart To Heart, Sonic Boom
Mars and the Massacre w/Flight of Ryan, Lawnchair
Walter TV w/Tonstartssbandht The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
R.ariel & Adrian Orange (Thanksgiving) The Trunk Space, 9 p.m., $6
The Underground, 5:30 p.m., $13
OCTOBER 14 Beloved Binge w/The Smiling Faces The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
SBTRKT
OCTOBER 18 Eddie & The Hot Rods w/Dime Runner, The Smoke Bombs, Labor Party
Austin Luca’s Minimum Overdrive w/John Snodgrass, Northcote, Jayke Orvis Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $10-$12
OCTOBER 19 Royal Canoe Pub Rock, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Kristen Ford w/Alli Gato, The Paper Hats The Trunk Space, 6 p.m., $6
Born of Osiris w/The Art Is Murder, Betraying The Martyrs, Within The Ruins, Erra, Ella Kaye, Aspiria The Nile Theater, 6 p.m., $16
Yellowcard w/Memphis May Fire, Emarosa The Marquee Theatre, 6:30 p.m., $32
Gus G w/Lynam, Chemicals Of Democracy, My Life Sentence Club Red, 7 p.m., $13-$15
OCTOBER 20 Charli XCX w/Elliphant, Femme Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $18-$20
Grieves w/Sol
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $32
Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
Pub Rock Live, 7 p.m., $15-$18
Ana Tijoux
Mastodon w/Gojira, Kvelertak
The Strumbellas
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $19 adv, $22 dos
The Marquee Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $36
Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
Kris Kristofferson
Metronomy w/Dawn Golden
Joey Bada$$
Celebrity Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $32-$62
Mesa Amphitheatre, 4:30 p.m., $32
Mannequin Mishap
Raven w/Night Demon, Heavy Metal Blood Drive, Frankenshred, Four Skin, Ax Harbor Club Red – West Theatre, 6 p.m., $12-$15
Noise Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
OCTOBER 16 The Drums w/Beverly Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $13-$15
Combichrist w/William Control, Davey Suicide, Darksiderz Club Red – East Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $20-$23
Rose Windows w/The Riveras, Monster May I, Dirt Moon The Electric Ballroom, 7:30 p.m., $10-$12
Zac Brown Band Ak-Chin Pavilion, 7 p.m., $30-$75
St. Lucia w/Haerts Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $15-$18
Crescent Ballroom » 8 p.m. » $18-$23 NPR sweetheart and former Pedro the Lion front man David Bazan brings his beardy, beefy indie rock to the perfect venue for his sound—downtown’s toocool Crescent Ballroom.
Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Capture The Crown w/For All Those Sleeping, IceNiceKills, Palisades, Youth In Revolt
Club Red Theaters, 8 p.m., $12-$14
October 15
Christian Bland & The Revelators
Club Red – West Theatre, 6 p.m., $10-$13
Only Crime
w/Passenger String Quartet, David Dondero
Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $20-$23
The Underground, 7 p.m., $10-$12
OCTOBER 12
David Bazan
Of Montreal w/Pillar Point
Empire! Empire! w/Free Throw
Insane Clown Posse w/ Mushroomhead, Da Mafia Six, Madchild, Jellyroll
Pub Rock Live, 7 p.m., $12-$15
Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
The Rogue Bar, 8 p.m., $5
OCTOBER 15
SonReal w/Frescotoldya, McAvery
The Venomous Pinks w/Scorpion VS Tarantula, Grave Danger, Des & The Scendents, Swapmeat, The Brimstone Way, D.J. Gonze & The Lowlife Soundsystem
Fifth Density w/The Pattern Interrupt, Singularity, Killfloor, Dichotomize, Citizen’s Hero, Apex az
Club Red – East Theatre, 7 p.m., $15-$20
The Trunk Space, 6 p.m., $6
OCTOBER 17
Miss Massive Snowflake The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
Oktoberfest of Hip Hop The Rhythm Room, 7 p.m., $10-$15
Gramatik w/Haywyre The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $27
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Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $16-$18
Club Red – East Theatre, 7 p.m., $23-$95
The Cash Box Kings
Crosss w/Homebody, Amadou’s Crew, The Blank Waves
The Rhythm Room, 9 p.m., $10
Watsky w/Kyle Club Red – East Theatre, 7 p.m., $16-$18
The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
Bubblebucket w/Landlady The Rhythm Room, 8:30 p.m., $15-$16
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Warner Drive
LIVE MUSIC CALENDAR CONTINUED
Club Red – East Theater, 7 p.m., $10-$12
The Amity Affliction w/For The Falled Draems, Obey The Brace, Crossfaith, Favorite Weapon The Underground, 6 p.m., $13
The Nearly Dead w/The Animal In Me, This In Mind, It Lives it Breathes, Breaking The Nexus The Underground, 6:30 p.m., $10-$12
The Icarus Account w/Chase Boy, Brushwood
The Pattern Interrupt
Lo-Fi Coffee, 6:30 p.m., $10-$12
Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $15-$18
Pub Rock Live, 7 p.m., $10-$15
Olio w/Ruca, Fyre & Reign
White Chapel w/Upon A Burning Body, Glass Cloud
Howard ‘Til Midnight (album release) w/Brewfish, R.A.C.
The Rogue Bar, 8 p.m., $5
Comerica Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $58-$63
Pup w/Hard Girls
The Nile Theatre, 7 p.m., $18-$22
Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., $5
The Rhythm Room, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Cadillac Angels
Apache Lake Music Festival
Beartooth w/Vanna, Sirens & Sailors, Sylar, Alive Like Me
The Rhythm Room, 8 p.m., $6
Apache Lake Resort & Marina, 12 p.m., $35-$40
OCTOBER 24
Marisa Ronstadt & The Know-It-Alls w/Teneia Sanders, Old Jack City
OCTOBER 21
The Protomen w/Urizen
Erasure
The Nile Theater, 6 p.m., $13-$15
White Mystery w/Manatees, Numb Bats, Cherie Cherie, Man Hands, D.J. Sack Tripper Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free
Jarabe De Palo w/Los Hollywood Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $30-$35
Allo Darlin’ Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
TTNG w/Emma Ruth Rundle, Mylets Pub Rock Live, 7:30 p.m., $12-$14
Macabre w/Ringworm, Panzerfaust Club Red – West Theatre, 6 p.m., $15-$17
Suicide Silence w/The Black Dahlia Murder, Chelsea Grin, Alterbeast
OK GO Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $18-$20
Common War Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
Calabrese Club Red – West Theater, 7 p.m., $10-$13
Neighbors w/Numb Bats, Cherie Cherie The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
Apache Lake Music Festival Apache Lake Resort & Marina, 12 p.m., $35-$40
Guitar Shorty The Rhythm Room, 9 p.m., $12-$15
OCTOBER 25
Club Red – East Theatre, 7 p.m., $20-$23
Arctic Monkeys w/Mini Mansions
For All I Am w/Chasing Safety, Kingdom of Giants, Invent, Animate, Assassins
Comerica Theatre, 8 p.m., $30-$45
The Underground, 6 p.m., $13-$15
OCTOBER 22
Last Exit Live, 7:30 p.m., $8 adv, $10 dos
Melvins w/Le Butcherettes Crescent Ballroom, 9 p.m., $19-$20
Prove It Club Red – West Theater, 7 p.m., $10-$15
Caked Up w/Destroid, Flux Pavilion, Terravita The Marquee Theatre, 6 p.m., $58
JD McPherson w/Cactus Blossoms The Rhythm Room, 8 p.m., $15-$18
Lvl Up w/Big Ups Carnifex w/Hounds of Tindalos, Between Mirros, The Dyatlov Incident, As The Tide Turns Red The Nile Theater, 6 p.m., $13-$15
The Rhythm Room, 8 p.m., $12-$14
Caked Up w/Destroid, Flux Pavilion, Terravita
Luke Bryan Ak-Chin Pavilion, 7 p.m., $40-$75
Bam Margera as F*ckface w/ Unstoppable, Lionize, Polkadot Cadaver Club Red – West Theater, 6 p.m., $20-$25
Gardens & Villa Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $13-$15
Club Red – West Theater, 7 p.m., $8-$10
OCTOBER 31 Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, William Control, From First To Last, Set It Off
Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $15-$18
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $33
Mineral w/Into It. Over It. Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $15-$18
MC Chris w/MC Lars, Spose The Kickback w/The Hudson Branch, The Prowling Kind, Emby Alexander, Twin Ponies, Celebration Guns
Ape Machine w/The Burning of Rome
Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free
Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $10-$13
Club Red – East Theater, 6 p.m., $15-$18
Allison Weiss w/Brain Marquis, Adult Feelings
NOVEMBER 1
Authority Zero
Il Sogno Del Marinaio w/Mike Watt, Larkspurs Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $13-$15
3rd Annual Punk Rock Halloween Bash w/English Dogs. Mass Terror, Rotten Youth, Cockswain, The Revenge, No Paradigm, The Galoshes, We Might Be Wasted
The Nile Theater, 6 p.m., $13-$15
Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free
The Zombie Danse Macabre w/ North Brother Island
Memory Boys w/Half Shadow, Psywave, Clay Fighter, Butter Knifes
Tennis w/Pure Bathing Culture
Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $12-$15
Acidic w/Moment of Ruin
Matisyahu w/Radical Something, Cisco Adler
OCTOBER 29
The Underground, 6 p.m., $10-$12
Sinkane w/Helado Negro, DJ Smite
The Rhythm Room, 8 p.m., $20-$23
The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
Outline In Color w/Orenda
OCTOBER 23
Ray Wylie Hubbard
The Marquee Theatre, 7 p.m., $29
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $13-$15
The Marquee Theatre, 6 p.m., $58
All Them Witches
OCTOBER 27
State Champs w/Front Porch Step, Heart to Heart, Brigades
Mansions On The Moon
Chase Rice w/Old Dominion
Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $34
Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $7-$10
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $15-$17
The Hydrothermal Vents w/RunOn Sunshine, Zodiac Bash
Starchild
Jimmy Eat World w/Minibosses
Griffin House w/Miller James
OCTOBER 28
Joe’s Grotto, 7 p.m., $20
OCTOBER 30
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $20-$22
Devil You Know Brotha Lynch Hung w/Dalima, Gho5t & Suspect
Joe’s Grotto, 6 p.m., $14
OCTOBER 26
The Rhythm Room, 7:30 p.m., $10-$12
Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $15-$20
Being As An Ocean w/Gideon, Wolves At The Gate
Ray LaMontagne
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $14-$16
Citizen Cope
A Distant Calm w/Siddhartha NM, A Lapse Of Ethos, A Moment of Clarity AZ, The Dyatlov Incident, Cutthroat Gorgeous Club Red – West Theater, 6 p.m., $10-$13
The Marquee Theatre, 9 p.m., $40
Nick Moss & The Flip Tops
w/The Belle Brigade
The Rhythm Room, $10-$12
October 22
Tony MacAlpine w/LoNero
Comerica Theatre » 7:30 p.m. » $35-$50 He might have a thing for Meg White, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have a chance with this singer-songwriter. Especially if you’re pale, have black hair and play a good second fiddle to Jack White.
Guantanamo Baywatch w/ Playboy Manbaby, Shovel
Pub Rock Live, 7:30 p.m., $15-$20
Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
NOVEMBER 2 GWAR w/Decapitated, American Sharks The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $31
Kyle Glass Band Pub Rock Live, 7 p.m., $13-$15
Big K.R.I.T. w/Two-9 Club Red – East Theater, 7 p.m., $22-$55
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Human Behavior w/Bigger Than Mountains The Trunk Space, 6 p.m., $6
NOVEMBER 3 Forward w/Long Knife Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free
Yelle w/Lemonade Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $23-$26
EYEHATEGOD w/Today is the Day, Godhunter, FUNERARY, Column III, GALE
The Constellation Branch (reunion show) w/Small Leaks Sink Ships, Sundressed, Lastronauts
Club Red – East, 6 p.m., $25-$27
The Smokers Club starring Method Man & Redman w/B-Real (of Cypress Hill), Berner, Mick Jenkins
NOVEMBER 9
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $24, VIP $75
Tiki Bandits w/2 Tone Lizard Kings, The Rebel Set
We Were Promised Jetpacks w/ The Twilight Sad
Bob Schneider
Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $21-$24
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $15-$18
Old Man Canyon
NOVEMBER 4
NOVEMBER 12
Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Every Time I Die w/The Ghost Inside Architects (uk), Hundredth, Backtrack Club Red – East, 6 p.m., $17-$20
Shovels & Rope w/Willie Watson
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Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $5-$8
NOVEMBER 16 Say Anything w/Saves The Day, Reggie and The Full Effect The Marquee Theatre, 7 p.m., $29
Small Pools w/Magic Man, Panama Wedding
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $17-$20
The Features
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $18-$20
Last Exit Live, 7:30 p.m., $12 adv, $15 dos
Kris Allen
Yelawolf w/Rittz, Big Henry, DJ Klever
Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $20-$25
Club Red – East, 7 p.m., $22-$75
NOVEMBER 17
Uzala w/Sorxe, Cardinal Wyrm, Funerary, He Whose Ox Is Gored
Cold Specks Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., free
Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free
Water Liars
NOVEMBER 5
Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Rotting Out w/Nomads
NOVEMBER 18
Pub Rock Live, 7:30 p.m., $10-$12
Noah Gundersen w/The Wild Reeds
Moe. The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $32
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $15-$18
The Everymen w/Action Jets The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
San Fermin and Courtney Barnett w/Mikhael Paskalev Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $13-$15
NOVEMBER 19 Hoodie Allen w/Chiddy Bang, Taylor Bennett
Warpaint
The Marquee Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $37
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October 24
The Love Me Nots (album release)
The Pressroom » 8:30 p.m. » $18-$22 Despite their fierce name, Warpaint is more about shoegaze rock than battle anthems, but trust us when we say they shred just the same.
Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $5
Musiq Soulchild
Primus and the Chocolate Factory
Mary Lambert w/Jilliette Johnson Club Red – East, 7 p.m., $15-$18
The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
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NOVEMBER 10 Death From Above 1979 w/Biblical
New Kingston w/Clairevoyant, Itality, Project K-Os Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., $7
The Marquee Theatre, 6:30 p.m., TBA
NOVEMBER 13
Crescent Ballroom, 7:30 p.m., $12-$15
The Black Keys w/Jake Bugg
Dum Dum Girls w/Ex Cops
Endoplasmic
US Airways Center, 8 p.m., $40-$60
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $15-$18
Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $7-$10
Run The Jewels w/Ratsking, Despot
Old Lines w/Sorrower, Seas Will Rise
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $21-$24
The Weeks w/Clear Plastic Mask, Sol Cat
Club Red – West, 6 p.m., $14-$16
Nick Santino w/This Century, Austin Gibbs, Brian Marquis
NOVEMBER 21 Jared & The Mill w/Alexz Johnson, Patrick Dorney Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $12-$15
Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $12-$14
Frontier Ruckus
NOVEMBER 14
Animate Escape (album release) w/ Vincent Liou, So Loud, Torin Dinh
NOVEMBER 8
Pangea w/Twin Peaks, The World/Inferno Friendship Society, Mozes and The Firstborn, AJ Davila Y Terror Amor
Psychedelic Furs w/The Lemonheads
Pub Rock Live, 7 p.m., $12-$15
Arch Enemy w/Kreator, Huntress, Starkill
The Atom Age w/Pears
The Marquee Theatre, 6:30 p.m., $32
Talking Stick Resort, 8 p.m., $40-$75
Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
Saint Pepsi w/YUS, Ichi Sound
Dads w/Tiny Moving Parts, Choir Vandals, Sundressed
Flatbush Zombies w/The Underachievers
Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $5
Club Red, 7 p.m., $28-$33
Last Exit Live, 8 p.m., free
Pub Rock Live, 7:30 p.m., $10-$12
Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
Pub Rock Live, 8 p.m., $10-$12
Pissed Jeans w/Gay Kiss
Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free
Br’er Rabbit Intronaut w/Anciients, Abolish The Echelon
Celebrity Theatre, 8 p.m., $31-$48
Delay w/Logan Green Electric, Dogbreth, Daisy Face
Orpheum Theatre, 8 p.m., $43-$67
Gus Campbell
Last Exit Live, 9 p.m., $8-$10
Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free
Sanctuary Club Red, 6 p.m., $22-$25
NOVEMBER 22 The 1975 Comerica Theatre, 8 p.m., $25-$33
Scott Stapp w/We As Human, Rockett Queen
NOVEMBER 11
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $32
J Mascis w/Luluc
Shakey Graves w/Rayland Baxter
Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $17-$20
Yucca Tap Room, 8 p.m., free
Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $12-$15
NOVEMBER 15
Flying Lotus w/Thundercat
The Memories w/Petty Things, Strange Lot
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $34
Slayer w/Suicidal Tendencies, Exodus
The Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $25-$55, VIP $125
Yucca Tap Room, 9 p.m., free
Hot Water Music w/Dave Hause, The Flatliners Club Red – East, 7 p.m., $22-$25
Black Stone Rngrs w/Dear Rabbit The Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6
Comerica Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $50-$58
Cash’d Out (A Tribute To Johnny Cash) The Marquee Theatre, 7 p.m., $29
Pulley w/Lightspeedgo, Girl Boner, The Earlygrabs SoMo w/Francesco Yates
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England’s Arctic Monkeys turn garage glam on new album Christina Fuoco-Karasinski » The Entertainer!
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nglish garage rockers-goneglam Arctic Monkeys have long been popular overseas. They’ve played Wembley Arena, smashed debut album sales and made girls all over the world buckle at the knees. While they’ve scored a few hits in the U.S., Their latest record, 2013’s AM, catapulted the group into the realm of full-fledged American favorites, garnering radio play and critical acclaim. England’s new Fab Four miss the United States, so bassist Nick O’Malley couldn’t be any more thrilled that the band has returned to these shores. “We’re ready for the U.S.,” says O’Malley via telephone from England. “We’ve done a lot of Europe recently. We’re missing the U.S. a little. I really miss the bars. I think Americans do bars really well. Oh, and the food. And the friendliness. You do Mexican food well.” Heck yes, we do. Arctic Monkeys are touring on the heels of AM, a collection that NME—a
seminal U.K. music magazine—called perhaps the best album of the decade. Although O’Malley is flattered by the comment, he’s not quite sure that that’s true. “I don’t know about that,” he says with a laugh. “It’s nice to hear that, definitely. I’ve tried to avoid reading stuff like that and getting too into it. Whether it’s good or bad, it can affect you negatively in your brain. If it’s overly positive, you start getting a bit big headed. If everyone is saying your record’s sh*t, then you get upset. From what I hear, people tell me mostly pretty positive comments.” AM merges hip-hop drum beats with ‘70s heavy rock, a reflection of Arctic Monkeys’ penchant for listening to songs like “Ziggy Stardust.” “You know, riffs that are a bit sexy without being too heavy,” O’Malley describes. The writing of AM was collaborative, as opposed to previous efforts when the members penned parts individually. While other bands may find this daunting, Arctic Monkeys found it refreshing. “Of all the bands we know, we’re the four least likely to bicker,” O’Malley says matter of fact. “We let each other try what
we want to try and reach a decision. We all come up with the same conclusion. “When someone’s into something, you can read what they’re thinking.” Arctic Monkeys will play a sold out, career-spanning show at the Comerica Theatre on Saturday, October 25. It marks the second time in a year that Arctic Monkeys have played the area, having performed at the Marquee in December. “We played Tempe a few times now—four or five times, maybe,” O’Malley says. “We always have a great show whenever we’re there. It’s a good one for us. Some places in America we’ve never really been before. We don’t know if anybody’s going to turn out. But, Tempe, we have a nice rapport there. We always have a good time.”
Arctic Monkeys w/Mini Mansions Comerica Theatre, 400 W. Washington Street, Phoenix, 800.745.3000, comericatheatre.com, Saturday, October 25, 8 p.m., $30-$45.
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PAYS OFF Local band Kongos scores with certified platinum hit
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ongos is a really, really big deal these days, but just a few short months ago, you could have seen them in any small local venue around town. The four brothers, who split their time between South Africa and the Valley, attended Chaparral High School and Arizona State University. They’re truly homegrown heroes. The Kongos brothers come from a musical family, including their father, John, who is best known for his 1971 Top 10 hit single, “He’s Gonna Step On You Again,” on which the ‘90s band Happy Mondays based their hit “Step On.” “My parents taught us music from an early age,” says bass and lap slide guitarist Dylan Kongos. “They believed it was something we’d enjoy later in life. It wasn’t necessarily to create a band.” But now that their smash hit single “Come with Me Now” is certified platinum, selling over 1 million digital
copies in the United States, we’ll have to share them with the rest of the world. Sorry, Phoenix. Kongos have had a “pretty crazy” nine months on the road, according to Dylan. “It’s been 10 or 11 years of build up to that,” he says in his faint South African accent. “But the last eight or nine months have been insane.” He is somewhat modest about the popularity of “Come with Me Now,” which appears on Kongos’ sophomore album, Lunatic. “I think it’s timing and a little bit of luck,” he says. Kongos explains that bands like Mumford and Sons, with their propensity for banjos and acoustic rhythms, have opened up the minds of listeners and radio stations, paving the way for songs like “Come with Me Now.” “But the song’s definitely connecting,” he adds. “You can’t discount that. It’s a lot of timing and luck.” The song has resonated not only with fans and radio stations, but the rest of the entertainment industry as well. “Come
with Me Now” was placed in commercials for movies like “The Expendables 3” and was chosen as the theme song for the WWE pay-per-view “Extreme Rules.” “It’s kind of weird,” he says. “We’re on the bus and touring so much that we don’t get to watch that much TV or movies. We get texts from friends or messages saying, ‘I just saw your song on this or that.’ It’s pretty exciting.” The brothers—Danny, 25, guitars/ vocals; Jesse, 30, drums/vocals; and Johnny, 32, accordion/keyboards— actually released Lunatic in South Africa first in December 2012. After signing with Epic Records, they re-released the album on February 25. “The timing between the release of Lunatic in South Africa and the success it started to have here in the States has been over two years,” he says. Now it’s just a matter of time before Kongos can get back into the studio because their touring schedule is so jam-packed, which isn’t that bad of a problem, Kongos says. “First-world problems,” he adds with a laugh.
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Three years ago I was preparing for one of the best concerts I have ever seen, but I didn’t know that yet. Halloween is always a good time, especially when you’re attending one of the top party schools in the country in the country. (Fork ‘em!) That night, I was going to see the dubstep master himself, Skrillex, with four of my closest friends. There are a lot of preconceived notions about the mix master these days, but back then, we were just in it for the good vibes. Skrillex’s screeching, industrial sound made us want to dance. We worked on our glow-in-the-dark skeleton costumes, which were a hit, and you bet we shook those bones. We got to the show, found our dancing partners and waited for Skrillex to play. I really don’t even remember who opened for him that night. All I remember is Skrillex, his stage production with insane visual designs and his heart-thumping set set. He incorporated hip-hop, dubstep and remixed songs, driving the crowd
for Skrillex has been a rollercoaster. I don’t think it was Skrillex himself that made me question if I liked him or not—it was dubstep and the scene in general. The genre overwhelmed me. Here was this bunch of loud and hard computer noises thrown together with little melody. I couldn’t process it. Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed Skrill’s first album, Recess, but I wasn’t too interested in his music after that. Unless, of course, it was a live show, which is why you should see his
The rave culture is so accepting of one another and newcomers. They permeate good vibes all around. absolutely bonkers. The show has since made it to my top 5 concert list. I still remember it like it was yesterday. After the concert, we went to Old Town’s Smashboxx to keep the party going. Although the crowd wasn’t big, it didn’t kill our vibe. The best part was that I was still 20, so the thrill of getting into Scottsdale’s “rave cave” was exciting—especially since the security that hadn’t let me in a week before was again checking our fake IDs. We passed. Now Smashboxx is closed and only lives in my head, compartmentalized under “Under 21 moments of badassery.” Throughout these past years, my love
show at Mesa Amphitheatre on October 9, even if you’re burnt out dubstep. Shows in venues like this are always best because they’re more personal than a massive fest like EDC or Ultra. And if you’re feeling a little antsy, don’t worry. The rave culture is so accepting of one another and newcomers. They permeate good vibes all around. Skrillex is some entry level shizz. If you’ve never been to a dance music event, now’s the time you can check it out without committing to a full-fledged festival. Choke it up and prepare to get down with the industry “it” boy. He just wants to get you dancing.
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MAD MIXOLOGIST Getting down and dirty with the Valley’s hottest shot slingers Breanne DeMore » The Entertainer! « Mixing up a Manhattan is Travis Nass, Spirit Guide of Lon’s and Last Drop Bar at the Hermosa Inn.
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repare to lose your mind—er, brain— over this one. One of the Valley’s most masterful mixologists, Travis Nass, “spirit guide” bartender at Lon’s and The Last Drop Bar, both at the Hermosa Inn in Paradise Valley, showed us how to make a cocktail perfect for Halloween—the Zombie. Tell me about the drunkest customer you’ve ever had. The nice thing about working in nice places is that you don’t have to deal with too many drunken people. What is your number one pet peeve when working? Things not being in the right place behind the bar. When I’m working, most of the time, I don’t even look where I’m
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reaching, so if something isn’t in the right spot and I grab the wrong thing, I’ll have to pour out the drink. What is your go-to drink when you’re at a bar other than your own? Whiskey with a rosé back. What does ordering a rum and coke say about a person? I think that people should drink whatever makes them happy, but that drink says “I don’t like the taste of alcohol.” What do you like about this cocktail, a Zombie? It’s the perfect tiki drink. It has a strong rum backbone and a tropical, fruity taste without too much fruit in it. Plus it has so many layers of flavor. Hermosa Inn, 5532 N. Palo Cristi Road, Paradise Valley, 602.955.8614, hermosainn.com
MAKE YOUR OWN
ZOMBIE 1 ½ oz. Smith and Cross Rum 1 ½ oz. Matuselam Rum 1 oz. El Dorado 8 Year ½ oz. orange liqueur ½ oz. Velvet Falernum ½ oz. Don’s mix ½ oz. lime juice 1 barspoon grenadine 18 drops Don’s bitters 6 oz. ice Blend with ice for 5 seconds. Pour into two Collins glasses. Add additional ice cubes, if necessary. Garnish with mint sprig, grated nutmeg and grapefruit peel.
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THE THINKER YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS Breanne DeMore The Entertainer!
Bizarro facts that will stretch your noggin
$105 million is how much floyd mayweather has made in the past 12 months. He is currently the world’s highest-paid athlete. athl
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roads and thousands of point of interest must be memorized to become a taxi driver in London.
18 minutes of actual playing time is all there is in a major league baseball game, despite the fact that most games last about three hours.
25% of the world’s hazelnuts are used by Nutella.
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is the number of bees it takes to make a teaspoon of honey.
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of screen time was all that was needed for anthony hopkins to win the 1991 Academy award for Best Actor for his role in “Hannibal.”
8 million 1% is the number of times that lightning strikes the earth every day.
2,000 770 different languages are spoken in the continent of Africa.
is the number of types of cheese in the world.
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60% of your brain made up of fat. It’s the fattiest organ.
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is how many people in the world you share your birthday with.
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