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Hello AND Land and welcome to what has turned out to be an er... interesting issue! Yes of course I hope every issue is interesting, not to mention useful! It is after all a ‘guide’. No the interesting bit is that getting it done has been interesting. Traumatic might have been a better word. But calling it a traumatic issue might not be the best sales pitch I’ve ever used, so ‘interesting’ will have to do.

Me and Bazza many years ago, causing mayhem at Radio Hampshire when they foolishly gave us a radio show. The same show on which I told him all about Thailand, to which he promptly cleared off and bought a house!

MEET THE PEAS DID YOU FIND THEM HIDING IN THE LAST ISSUE? REALLY? IT’S MEANT TO BE FOR KIDS. BETTER LUCK THIS ISSUE THEN! CAN YOU FIND ANNIE? SHE’S IN EVERY ISSUE OF COURSE!

Why traumatic? Well we took a holiday to see our son, who was travelling in Bali. Great place to meet up, but to be honest, after not seeing him for a year and a half I’d have settled for Burnley and been just as excited. The holiday went splendidly. A dead cheap place to wander around, Bali, if you’re willing to rough it, and we were. Actually that’s not fair as some of the places we stayed and we only booked for the night each day as we arrived wherever we arrived - were pretty spectacular. A complete 2 story wooden house sleeping 4, on the beach, with breakfast thrown in for £20 a night! For all 4! Yeah! Still not very traumatic I hear you cry? No the trauma came when we returned. Having said a sad goodbye to son and girlfriend on the beach, the plan was for us to prepare for their return to Blighty in a few months, after finding somewhere to house us all. (We’d done that ‘the kids have left let’s get somewhere more affordable’ gag when he left a few years ago.) Sadly for all concerned, during a Facebook conversation as they waited in Kuala Lumpar airport to fly to Singapore, he announced he’d just read his emails and instead of the Australian tax office paying him his expected and sizeable rebate so he could continue travelling, he in fact owed them $400! Eh? Apparently the dear old Aussies have recently brought in what’s labeled a back packers tax, and all travelling workers now have to pay 15%. (That’s actually a drop from their original 32.5%!). Anyway, the net result was that, Singapore was off the horizon and good old Hedge End was now the most prized destination. So be aware all you would be travelling fruit pickers! Are you getting the trauma bit yet? No? Well … bank of Mum and Dad was brought out to play and worse still, my lovely wife decided that we ought to move into somewhere bigger immediately. The next thing I knew I was

moving my home office into an empty house and preparing to rely on the promise given by BT that BT Fon was an entirely reliable provider of internet and not the absolute heap of useless garbage it turned out to be! And that was after my brand spanking 30 gig EE mobile hub thing, ran out of data in a day. “It’ll last you a month easy” said the cheerful chap in the shop. Clearly he, nor I till then, had any idea the amount of data consumed when making a fabo paper such as this. Well it’s a stupidly large amount! Hence … trauma. But hopefully now at least, I’ve got some help with deliveries. Anyway, enough of this unentertaining babble … and I didn’t even start on having to wear the same T shirt (and other clothing … cough) for a week, because Tracey was in packing mode! After all that, I truly hope you enjoy the issue. Amazingly it’s come together quite nicely. Due largely to my very talented team who continue to perform superhuman efforts to make me look good. There are so many things for you to get involved in over the next 2 months, but in particular check out the new ANDstage at The Frog & Frigate. Yep our very own stage. How cool is that! Finally can I just say a proper massive ‘thank you’ to my dear mate Barry Upton. He came all the way from Thailand just to perform for me at my birthday party and I really didn’t acknowledge just how awesome that was last issue. ‘My bad’, as they say these days. Bazza you are a legend and I love ya! Save all your kisses for me! (Cheesy in joke). Want to know more? Then read our scoop from his imminent book on the centre pages.

Thanks again for supporting the paper. It’s put together with love and affection by: Paul Ridge, Louise Beach Steel, Barry Upton, Matt Black, Russell Cook, Tina Wellman, Martin Boorman, Stuart Davis, Tony Wright, Jezz Phipp, Cliff (Cliffy) Bryant, Tony Long, Keith Curtis, Mike Yarney, Alan Buchanan, Rob Worley, Richard Harper, my spiritual advisors Annie Philpott and Steve Ellis and my long suffering wife Tracey. I’d also like to thank my new delivery army of Loraine and everyone at The Frog & Frigate, PS super fan Maureen, Julie Ellis and Phil Belcher. I’ve never felt so spoilt!

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Hanger Farm Arts Centre has enjoyed a brilliant, busy Summer Season, with many sell-out shows. The month of August, however, is our time for transforming our Theatre space into Wedding Receptions! If you have ever considered holding your Wedding Reception in an informal 18th Century Barn then consider Hanger Farm! We offer a very generous Wedding/Drinks Package, a photogenic setting, plenty of fairy lights & bunting, a technician, front of house & bar staff to make your Big Day go like clockwork! One piece of exciting building work has now been finished - the installation of AIR CONDITIONING! “Not before time!” we hear you cry. Our Autumn/Winter Season’s brochure should be hitting door mats, community spaces, cafes, shops etc very soon - at the printers as I write this. We have a tremendous line up - tribute bands, stand-up comedy, movies, Drama, Folk evenings, not to mention wall-to-wall Christmas shows throughout December. On 2nd September we start off with Bob Drury’s Viva Neil Diamond - the show includes all of the favourites such as Cracklin' Rosie, America, Love on the Rocks, Play Me, Hello Again, Forever in Blue Jeans, Beautiful Noise, I'm a Believer, Red Red Wine and of course Sweet Caroline as well as a couple of lesser known songs that are sure to become your favourites by the end of the evening. A fantastic evening guaranteed! Our first Movie Monday of the season on September 11th is Hidden Figures (PG) - the story of three brilliant African-American women at NASA - Katherine Johnson (Taraji P. Henson), Dorothy Vaughan (Octavia Spencer) and Mary Jackson (Janelle Monáe) who serve as the brains behind one of the greatest operations in history: the launch of astronaut John Glenn into orbit, a stunning achievement that galvanized the world A complete change of pace on 15th September - LDN Wrestling live events cele-

brating 14 years of Britain's top promoters are coming for an explosive night of action bringing a host of top American wrestling stars to face the very best of home grown favourites in a two hour rip roaring entertainment for all the family. On 21st September we have our second Tribute night - the superb Steely Scam (See opposite)! The following night, September 22nd, come and enjoy the first in our Folk Line-up Jamie Smith’s MABON - a very warm welcome for one of the most highly accomplished and critically acclaimed Celtic roots music bands in Britain today. An irresistible blend of world music and Celtic roots, filled with energy, joy and passion. On 29th September we have the hilarious Paul Foot, with his stand up show ‘Tis A Pity She’s a Piglet! The multi-award winning Mr Foot has appeared on numerous TV and Radio programmes including Never Mind The Buzzcocks & Would I Lie To You.

Our final show in September is a firm favourite at Hanger Farm - Purple Zeppelin on September 30th. They blow the roof off every time we have them, so we couldn’t wait to invite them back again with their New Show! This time, the first set is played 'Unplugged' on acoustic instruments, comprising well known songs from both bands. Then, in the second set, they plug in for all the classic hits. Voted Best Tribute Band of 2015 and featured in the BBC TV documentary “The Joy of the Guitar Riff” Purple Zeppelin pay tribute to two of the greatest Rock Bands of all time, Deep Purple and Led Zeppelin in a “full on” two and a half hour show complete with costume changes, you’ll hear more than 30 classic songs! Throughout September the Hanger Farm Barn Boutique will make a popular return. Local crafters, makers and artists will be taking over Hanger Farm’s delightful foyer space to bring you a whole range of unique pieces and quirky gift ideas to purchase. Why not start your Christmas shopping early, or even treat yourself to a one-off work of art, a cosy wrap, handmade cards, jewellery or handbag! We also have a wide range of regular weekly events in our Foyer & Gallery. Monday mornings from 10.30am - 11.30am are when Toddlers come along for stories, singing, dancing & craft activities. On Thursdays from 11.30am - 12.30pm we offer Beginners Yoga & on Friday mornings from 11am - 12.30pm it’s Threads & Yarns in the Barn - an opportunity for everyone who enjoys arts & crafts to being along their current project & share their hints & tips over a cup of coffee. No need to book for these drop-in events - just turn up & make friends! Visit us any time between 10am - 3pm Weekdays & 10am - 1pm Saturdays. You’ll be sure of a warm welcome, with hot drinks always available & a licensed Bar.

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UK’s TOP STEELY DAN tribute return to Hanger farm In the professional rock music world it is almost impossible to find an artist that doesn’t admire or admit to being influenced by the music of Steely Dan. So don’t miss this rare chance to catch the band which in our opinion captures them better than any other. All long-time fans of the iconic USA band, Steely Scam consists of some of Southampton’s most illustrious musicians in Pete Smith (guitar/vocals), Simon Tilley (drums/vocals), Ray Drury (keyboards), Bob Philips (bass/lead vocals), and son of Pete, Chris Smith on guitar & vocals. “He’s better than me” says his dad, “but don’t tell him I said so!” They are joined on stage for the night by the superb ‘Division Horns’ brass sec-

tion and the fabulous Odette Adams (catch up with Odette at www.musicbyodette.co.uk) on vocals and percussion, you can expect to hear polished recreations of all your favourite Dan tracks, played with outstanding attention to detail. Covering all the classic Dan material from Do It Again to Jack of Speed, Bodhisattva to Doctor Wu, Steely Scam is a must for all Dan fans and music lovers.

Far more than yet another ‘Tribute’ band, Steely Scam is a showpiece for the cool, complex and intellectual music of Steely Dan. If you only get to see one tribute band this year, do yourself a favour - make it this one!

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Stu’s warm weather pics (cough) Stuart Davis Ask most musicians what they enjoy most about playing live and you’ll probably find that the majority of them will tell you that it is the crowd reaction. From a Glastonbury headliner down to a local covers band playing to a packed out lively pub, it is a positive happy audience that gives any performer a buzz. Whether it is rapturous applause, whooping, dancing, singing along or even just tapping their fingers in time to the song, it all makes for a much better show, playing live can be a pretty soulless experience if an audience is unresponsive. You’ll be pleased to know that there are plenty of opportunities to go out and make these musicians and performers happy locally over the next couple of months. Amongst the attractions flowing into the Brook are livewire ex AC/DC skinsman Phil Rudd and his band, rock soul and funk collective Rufus, emotively haunting songstress Lucy Kitchen, who will be launching her new album 'Sun to my Moon', rock veterans UFO and a charity gig for Cancer Research UK featuring Basingstoke's C Eye 5. If I told you that you could see Stevie Wonder, Bryan Adams, The Clash, Abba, REM, Meat Loaf, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, Bob Marley and Guns N Roses there too, you’d quite rightly laugh at me but you can witness the next best thing with superb homages to the aforementioned artists.

Subways main man Billy Lunn, acclaimed singer songwriter Daniel Eagle, fruity pop punks Orange Juice, rockabilly veterans Matchbox and rhythmic rockers Voodoo Six will all be doing their thing at The Talking Heads where you can also bask in the charms of New York's feisty Little Leslie and the Bloodshots, the sassy Sex Pissed Dolls, the enchanting indie pop of Jasper in the Company of Others and if you’re a fan of 1980s anarchist punk you will also be pleased to know that the Subhumanz, a band obviously named after your average Crystal Palace fan, will be bringing the noise to the people. Young Guns may sound like a Wham tribute act but they are in fact a gifted 5 piece whose impressive cv includes opening for luminaries such as Bon Jovi and Guns N Roses and they will be firing the shots at The Engine Rooms along with Tallahassees Mayday Parade, Dirty DC (in an AC/DC tribute night) and DJ'S Big Fish, Little Fish. Over at the diverse 1865 you can relive the golden age of music with The Four Tops and The Temptations, marvel at the axe wizardry of bluesman Kirk Fletcher and get lost in the dreamy, bold and beautiful indie pop of Sundara Karma. 'New band central' The Joiners will be showcasing Stroud's Milk Teeth, and The Kut will be providing the cutting edge. You can also mosh along to almighty Leeds metallers Higher Power, feel the bite of Pennsylvania’s Tiger Jaw and revel in the delights of Radio 1 endorsed Flyte, electro poppers Avec Sans and the hellbound hymns of The Urban Voodoo Machine. One of Southampton’s favourite sons Craig David will be out to prove that he's still 'Slicker than your average' at The Mayflower where you can also indulge in those 'should I really be laughing at this' moments with funny man Jimmy Carr and bop along to the wonder-

ful BBC Big Band featuring acclaimed Jazz singer Claire Martin whilst at The Guildhall you can enjoy tributes a plenty at The Southampton Fake festival. Acclaimed DJ and one time Big Audio Dynamite member Don Letts will be on the decks at The Orange Rooms and over at The Firehouse you can take your gran out for a night of wigging out to the likes of Toledo Steele and 60th Paravell. The Platform Tavern features some of the best roots and blues music in town and you can also experience the best in local talent at venues such as The Frog and Frigate, The Horse and Jockey (Curbridge), The Old George (Fair Oak), Mettricks, The Alexandra, The Navigator (Swanwick), The Swan (Woolston), Strawberry Fields Tavern (Locks Heath), The Art House, The Hobbit, The Dolphin (St Denys), The Wheatsheaf (Shedfield), The Kings Head (Wickham), The Red Lion (Stubbington),The Brewery Bar (Botley), Mango No 5 and…new venue alert…Artys in Gosport, which will feature open mic nights and an appearance from the unique PS Perrystone Hill over the next couple of months. The Concorde Club’s lures include 'Soul Saturday' featuring The Edwin Starr band, Jimmy and the Vagabonds and Odyssey, The Three Degrees, Lemar and N Trance and as per usual there is plenty of jazz (John Shillitto Jazz Band, T J Johnson Band and New Orleans Jazz Bandits) and a fine selection of tributes (Nat King Cole, Elvis, Coldplay, Oasis, Michael Buble, Robbie Williams, Village People, Whitney Houston, Ed Sheeran and Simon and Garfunkel). Just down the M27 in Portsmouth pop punks New Found Glory will be celebrating 20 years of excess at the Pyramids, along with the much touted Rhythm of the 90s and hair rockers Airbourne, meanwhile over at the ever endearing Wedgewood

Rooms energetic rockers Blackfoot Circle, local 4 piece Capital Fuzz, Idlewild frontman Roddie Woomble, X Factor starlet Lucy Spragon, hard hitting country songstress Lily Garland and Dendera will all be strutting their stuff. Fareham’s Ferneham Hall plays host to cockney legends Chas n Dave, T Rexstacy and the Illeagles, Whilst dreamlike psychedelic space rock instrumentalists Red Sun, melodic death metallers Biolith, Spear of Destiny’s Kirk Brandon, 1977 punk revivalists Brash Bullets and extrovert electronica’s Hyenaz will all be steaming into action at the Railway in Winchester where you can also tap into the wonderfully named All Our Ex's Live In Texas and the Little Unsaid who have been described as having 'a thumping depth of passion recalling the intensity and melancholic overtones of Nick Cave and Leonard Cohen'. The Bournemouth BIC will be hosting the man himself, Nick Cave (along with his Bad Seeds), RnB artist Ne Yo and operatic magician Lesley Garrett. Indie upstarts Alt J and alternative country rocker Ryan Adams will be treading the boards at the O2 Academy and over at the Fantastic Mr Kyps you can check out The Zephyrs, Colt 45, Dave Wakelin’s version of The Beat, Motorheadache (still the best name for a tribute act that I’ve ever heard) and Mungo Jerry, who, as it's the summertime, probably still has women on his mind! Summer of course brings a deluge of festivals once again and there are some corkers locally, the eminent Wickham Festival sees star turns from the lovely KT Tunstall, 10cc, ska mainstays The Selector, outdoor favourites The Levellers, Seth Lakeman, The Oysterband, Ferocious Dog and the ever enduring Men They Couldn’t Hang. You can also reconnect with the 1990s with affable Stereo Mc's and the drop dead gorgeous Republica at Graze Festival

in Twyford, Winchester and the Isle of Wight’s other festival Bestival boasts a line up which includes The XX, Rag n Bone Man, rappers A Tribe Called Quest, Dizzee Rascal, Laura Mvula, Soul to Soul, DJ Shadow, Blossoms, the blissful reggae of U-Roy and pick of the bunch, Jamie T, who is fast becoming one of the most respected singer songwriters of his generation Portsmouth’s big one is Victorious and the line-up doesn’t disappoint featuring nutty boys Madness, indie darlings The Charlatans, The Stereophonics, Elbow, Feeder, punk 2 piece The Slaves, Maximo Park, The Voice’s Rita Ora, Frank Turner, Turin Brakes, Temples and noise merchants The Jesus and Mary Chain Pick of the bunch though is Boomtown Fair in Winchester where the wonderfully eclectic line-up includes stoner rappers Cypress Hill, ska stars The Specials, Newton Faulkner, velvet voiced Dawn Penn, Arrested Development, DJ Mr Scruff, Ziggy Marley, Altern 8, Smerins Anti-Social Club, Alabama 3, reggae legends Toots and the Maytals and the sublime Legendary Shack Shakers whose many admirers include Robert Plant, author Stephen King and Dead Kennedy’s frontman Jello Biaffra. So, there you have it, plenty of musicians and performers playing local to you who will all be hoping for appreciative audiences to play to and remember - it’s a two way street: the better the audience, the better the show. Get out there, support them and keep music live.

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A BIKE COLUMN. ALWAYS ONE OF MY FAVE COLUMN’S, IT’S BEEN BROUGHT BACK THANKS TO 2 OF MY OLD PALS NAMELY 2 WHEELS GURU TONY LONG AND SOUTHAMPTON HARLEY-DAVIDSON. SO I MAKE NO EXCUSES FOR INCLUDING HD EVERY TIME OUT, THANKS GUYS. NOT YOUR REGULAR BIKE COLUMN THOUGH. IT’S NOT A REGULAR PAPER. AS HARLEY-DAVIDSON OFTEN PUT IT ... “NO EXCUSES, NO FRILLS, JUST GOOD OLD SELF INDULGENCE”. ED (AND DAUBUS ROTIS? ... THATS CULTURE IN’ IT!)

Sponsored by Southampton Harley-Davidson 19 years old, dark hair, clean shaven and a waist that went in instead of out. That's my beloved BSA A10, the one my frayed hem got caught around the gear lever.

I Want That Light Today I did something I’d been saying I’d do for the past ten months, I got sensible. I part-exed my muscle bike (room for rider and an extremely close, tiny, friend) for something designed for leisurely covering many miles in a day - with luggage too! With my other bike it’d been a case of what could be stuffed in pockets and a small shoulder bag for cameras etc. This evening I was looking through manuals and on-line for whatdoes-what; as with most modern bikes it’s a case of computers doing the biz. No bad a thing, but I do like playing with them, which is why I have an older bike, which we’ve rebuilt and tuned.

Tony Long Yet with all the warning lights and error codes they’ve left out the most necessary - the IMD warning light. That’s the one that tells when an Impending Moment of Dimwittedness is detected, an invaluable aid to riders that could save huge embarrassment and cost. For instance it would have saved me: Pulling up in Bournemouth centre on a hot sunny day only to topple sideways onto the road because the hem of my frayed, flared, jeans had tangled around the gearshift lever thereby preventing me from putting my foot down. Or pulling away from the kerb in St Tropez only to perform a nontoo delicate pirouette to the ground. I’d been worried about my Moto Guzzi being nicked and engaged the steering lock, something I seldom did. I did, however, provide a treat for lovers of breadcrumbs as the baguettes I’d strapped to my rack exploded on contact with tarmac. Oh, better yet, not taking off the disc lock before pulling away on a big, loud, V-Twin in a packed shopping centre. How they looked and smiled as my wife hopped of the back to help me hold the bike up, which was revving to the max. Or that chap in Brighton at a big gathering of bikers. He burst from the bike park with a huge wheelie and fistfuls of brand new Ducati exhaust note. His riding skill was almost as spectacular as the effect of the forgotten disc lock hitting the brake calliper when he put the front wheel down. He slid along the lane between rows of bikes in a shower of fibre glass, plastic and little metal bits. Nobody laughed or made rude comments, one chap even helpfully handed the downed rider a carrier bag saying “you can take your bike home in this”. 1960s and 70s Italian bikes had a reputation for ‘difficult’ electrics, one of my Guzzis would fizz, crackle, and smell of burning for a while when I pressed the starter button before, eventually, turning over. Knew a guy who bought a brand new Laverda (Italian, as if the name didn’t give it away) which had a similar problem. One evening

“Look mum, Santa rides a HarleyDavidson.” No, just me posing in front of the same house on my newly acquired ride.

it refused to start so, in desperation, he bump started it - that’s where you put it in gear, hold the clutch in, push bike up to a run then jump onto the saddle while dropping the clutch. Engine will then spin and catch. His did. And he fell off and watched the bike in third gear (high gear spins engine faster) run perfectly down the road and straight into a wall. How about the confirmed dimwit in Portswood who popped a wheelie from the lights and parked his bike, still in front-wheel-up position, in the back of the hatchback that had stopped to let someone out. “Not looking so clever now “t t!”, an elderly lady pushing a wheeled shopping basket informed the rider as he slid off the car roof. Most of these dim-witted events occur when a rider attempts to look cool, did Steve McQueen ever experience such a thing? I doubt that, he was a cool master. So perhaps it just doesn’t pay to yearn for cool, I’d better accept what I am, slightly mild.

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FASHION The summer has come (and gone?) but we are mid riding season! Whether you’re hitting the road, or enjoying a cider in the sun, we have what you need to stay ahead of the trend. The big fashion houses have channelled the leather, studs and heavy metals for a biker look for the last few seasons. We’ve got the Genuine style. Our CE approved riding gear has been a huge success here. Clean lines, stunning cuts and quality materials meet fun, unique and head turning finishes. All the jackets in this range come with CE shoulder and elbow armour and abrasion resistant liners, so you can feel reassured and still look every bit the part. The Harley-Davidson fashion lines are bringing the sunshine with bright blues and mustard yellows for men. Our plaid shirts never go out of style, perfect for a day’s riding, an afternoon BBQ or a night out. The women’s fashion lines have stayed true to the Harley-Davidson dark custom style with crochet, crossover straps and studs. Designed to be comfortable on and off the bike. Our next drop of exclusive Southampton dealer tshirts are due soon, all styles will be posted on the shop Facebook : Southampton HarleyDavidson and Instagram : Southampton_harley keep your eyes peeled if you want to snap one up.

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“WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING” he said! Well that narrows it down? I think I’ll write about er - me. Matt Black Hi, I'm Matt Black, Some of you may have heard my name (and some of those will have seen it on the side of a pot of paint!), but most will have not. I am a pianist/ comedian/ songwriter/ record producer/columnist/gift guide ... (see below).

Time Management!? And what – on Earth – is that? It is somewhat ironic that I’m writing this with about 2 hours and 4 minutes to go before deadline … Not our beloved leader’s fault, entirely my inability to set aside times to do such things. In fact all he has to do sometimes is text ’Ahem’ and my hand slides down over my face, and people around me hear, “Boll❋❋❋s! I knew there was something I hadn’t done”

Being involved in the music business, you may think, affords one quite a lot of time to sit on my yacht, or jet to an hotel and throw a TV into the swimming pool - but each and every one of us has very individual patterns for our work days and nights. That's one problem right there - I can only speak for myself, but I both run a recording studio, (open whenever it's needed day or night), and perform live, (again that could be literally any time day or night - dependant on where and what the event is). So with all that variation the only way to succeed is to keep a diary that eventually resembles Tetris as one tries to fit each customers time requirements into and around other client's needs. The last thing factored in is personal events - which, left unchecked, sometimes get overlooked as unimportant - which ain't good! My psychic girlfriend often, quite understandably, inserts 'date night', and 'day off' into empty spaces for me which actually helps as I tend to look for white spaces when I'm taking bookings so that works. It's also a wonderful surprise to wake up and realise that I don't need to suddenly 'be awake' for the day. It does feel like I'm a juggler, but one of those that seem to have no constant pattern to airborne objects waiting to be caught - dealt with and then launched again freeing up a vital limb for doing something else. But in a strange way I'm sort of used to that, and feel that I do get a lot done in a relatively short time span. I'm also sure that out there in business world someone has got a tried and tested solution to achieving the same workload without feeling like John Cleese in Clockwork (Oh and his book’s very entertaining, hence the pic. Ed) and I would google that to see - but right now, I don't have the time!

AND HAVING NOT MENTIONED BASS PLAYERS FOR A WHILE, HERE’S A LITTLE LOVE FELLAS! Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed? Q: How do you get a bass player off your doorstep? A: Pay for the pizza. Q: What's the difference between a bass and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline. Q: Why don't bass players ever catch a cold? A: Even a virus has some pride Q: Why do bands have bass players? A: To translate for the drummer. Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: It doesn’t matter. The piano player can do it with his left hand.

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Unexpected Christmas present, unexpected experience, unexpected charity donation one of the advetures of a Southampton Ambassador over the last couple of months. here Gordon craig of asset management financial advisors, get’s chucked out of a plane! I visited my children on Christmas morning to exchange presents, as normal. I fully expected the usual “socks, aftershave, slipper” combo only to have my flabber completely ghasted when I opened a card handed to me by my son, Andrew, containing a voucher for a “tandem sky-diving experience” to be taken at a time of my choosing. WOW! Hadn’t expected that one and, to be completely honest, I think my expression was about the same had I been handed a pair of embroidered handkerchiefs. W*F!?! I then found out that Andrew couldn’t quite afford the whole cost of this gift and had been gamely assisted by my girlfriend, Diane and, more concerning, by my mum and dad, who obviously thought me jumping out of an aeroplane at 10,000 feet was a terrific idea! Once the initial surprise / shock subsided, we got thinking that, if I was going to do such a thing, I may as well do it for some worthy cause. Diane’s cousin had died on New Year’s Eve and had spent her last weeks at Countess Mountbatten Hospice and thy had looked after her with huge kindness and dignity so we decided that this would be our chosen charity. A “Just Giving” page was established and some e-mails to relevant friends and family were issued. The date of the jump was set for Friday 19th May. There was now no turning back. My daughter, Courtney, had her 21st birthday in March. Unlike me, she loves the more extreme sports and had already done a bungee jump off a bridge in Switzerland so I thought it would be the perfect present (and also give me someone to hold my hand!!) for her 21st – she absolutely loved the idea!! Unfortunately, Courtney was then very unexpectantly diagnosed with a tumour on her spine and had to have an operation immediately which meant she couldn’t take part in the jump. The operation went well, tumour was, to everyone’s absolute relief, benign and Courtney is still very much up for doing the sky-dive when she is able (more on that later). As the days passed, the e-mails continued to come in from Just Giving and, having set an initial £500.00 target, within a week or so, we had surpassed that figure and, due to the generosity of everyone that was contributing, soon passed the £1,000 point, double of what we had expected. Just Giving suggest that an update is provided from time to time – I only really did one – and that had the effect of reminding people and another burst of donations took place so that, by the time the jump was on us, we had raised almost £2,000. The days leading up to the day of the jump were like any other days – the usual work, home and family life and I hadn’t really given that much thought to things apart from ensuring I know where we were going and organising people who wanted to come

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and watch. We had to be at Sarum airfield, just north of Salisbury, by 9.00 in the morning for registration so Diane and I got up reasonably early to give us plenty of time to get there in time. On arrival, matters sped up and, after a bit of breakfast, we were taken in groups for an explanation of how the day would go and then straight to getting onto our jump suits, a bit of training attached to a wire surrounding the landing position to take and, before we all knew really what was happening, we were being introduced to our professional sky-dive instructor (Greg) to whom we would be strapped and within another 5 minutes or so we found ourselves straddled over a thin bench in a small aeroplane, chatting away on our way up to 10,000 feet (that’s 1.8 miles apparently!!). Everything was fairly relaxed inside the plane and everyone (about 24 of us in total,

are falling at all. It is much more like floating. We free falled for 30 seconds, dropping 5,000 feet, then the parachute opens for a 5 minute, more gently drop for the second 5,000 feet. It is noisy during the free fall so there is not much to say but the cameraman (mine was a guy called EJ) gets in really close, almost swimming to within a few feet, to take great still and video pictures. I thought 30 seconds would be a long time to free fall but, in fact, it goes so quickly and it’s really difficult to describe afterwards. Then the gentle drop once the parachute has been deployed, with Greg undertaking some moves from side to side, spinning round and pointing out landmarks (it was a glorious day and we could see all the way to the Isle of Wight) before we come into land. This, I am sure, is everyone’s most concerning bit as I’m sure we’ve all heard the stories of

The one thing that still surprises me is that you do not feel like you are falling at all. It is much more like floating. including the camera operators) was chatting away, spirits were high and then, all of a sudden, things went quiet. We were fast approaching our jump height and the instructors were starting to give us the “serious talk” – how to sit on the edge of the open door, how to keep our head up and back, what signals to look out for, what position to take, etc., etc. I’m not really sure how much I or anyone really took in. By that stage all that’s going through your mind is what on earth am I doing up her, am I absolutely MAD??? I watched as the first couple and the first few camera operators got to the door and flung themselves out. They absolutely flew out the door and away from the plane. Before I knew it, we had shuffled along the bench and were next to manoeuvre onto the edge of the open door, swing our legs out and sit there before, with a tap on the shoulder and a quick “OK” from Greg, he (I really had absolutely no choice in the matter!) pushed us out. My eyes were firmly closed for the first few seconds then open and the feeling was amazing. The one thing that still surprises me is that you do not feel like you

broken limbs on handing but it was, in fact, so smooth, with us gently coming to rest sitting down. After that, the whole realisation of what has just happened hits and every single person on my jump just had the biggest grins on their faces. In fact, after getting back to the main complex and going into the café for a drink (they have beer too!!) you can clearly see who has already done their jump just from the smiley faces passing by. So, would I do it again? ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY!! As soon as Courtney has been given the all clear that she can jump, I’ll be making sure she is ok by going with her for her jump. And, my youngest, Charlie, is going to get the same for his 18th in February 2019, so I’ve got two more planned. Oh, and by the time we had finished, we had raised well over £2,000 for Countess Mountbatten Hospice. A great experience with the added bonus of raising a reasonable sum of money for a fantastic local charity and important facility.

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waters searching for a way home with a crew that spans 2000 years of history. However something is stalking them across the endless and unforgiving oceans. A swashbuckling tale bringing what makes comics great to a wide audience. There is even something to keep the addicted lovers of social media interested to! With the success of the TV series Sherlock, now possibly no more, the 19thcentury detective has had something of a renaissance and this has led to a new interest in the original Holmes stories. They have been reissued in various editions over the past few years resulting in the executors of the Conan Doyle estate throwing their deerstalkers into the air in glee as the royalty cheques come flooding in. Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss the TV show creators have selected over a series of two books their favourite tales in Sherlock : The Essential Conan Doyle Adventures (BBC Books £7.99) . They introduce each story in their own unique way adding their insight into these classic detective mysteries. If indeed there will be no more TV adventures these volumes can ease the Cumberbatch withdrawal

symptoms that have flooded the country. Personally I’m missing Una Stubbs as ultimate petrol head Mrs. Hudson. Who would have known eh? Talking of Who, our faithful time travelling Doctor is now a woman, the excellent Jodie Whitaker. Certainly some interesting times ahead and to familiarise ourselves with Time Lord or now Time Lady Mythology there is a new tome out courtesy of BBC Books featuring weird and wonderful tales from the rich and colourful past of our favourite intergalactic race. In many ways a reworking of the epic Greek Legends but with a Gallifreyan twist (quite nice with ice and a slice I believe) and each tale is stylistically illustrated. The book classes itself as non fiction… okay then I’m frightened, just check out the front cover of Myths & Legends: Epic Tales from Alien Worlds. (£12.99).

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Despicable Me 3 The fourth film to be set in the Minions' universe sees us return to the open arms of Gru and his singularly peculiar family of misfits. The first saw our anti-hero become a father and eventually emerge as a hero to his three newly adopted daughters, while the second gave us the would-be matriarch in the shape of fellow crime-fighter, Lucy. The prequel was based purely on the Minions themselves, which brings us to this third adventure in which Gru finds out he has a longlost twin brother, Dru, who just happens to be filthy rich, extremely positive and the owner of a thick head of blonde hair : in short, he's everything that Gru's not. Happy families ? Maybe .. maybe not. While Dru is over the moon to finally meet the brother he always knew about, Gru is a little more reticent after discovering he has a sibling and the strain begins to show once he digs a little deeper into his brother's real intentions : to get the family business going again. Having turned his back on villainy for the sake of his girls, Gru wrestles with his own conscience and - literally - his own twin as he re-enacts a personal

Clive James is constantly apologising for still being alive having being diagnosed with leukaemia in 2010. He is still one of the most erudite, witty and intelligent writers around and with his continuing efforts to defy the doctors prognosis, he continues to put pen to paper. Recently he published his latest collection of poetry Injury Time (Picador £14.99) and the volume gives the clear implication that the final whistle is being polished ready to blow. Moments of life are treasured, family, friends and his home Australia are captured in the poetry of a man who has reached a stage in life where everything is fleeting but everything is okay, and those moments of happiness and contentment can be achieved. Clive James’ words live on and hopefully the final whistle is still a long way off. There has been many a time when I have been slaving away reviewing books

really exist - in a pub with a barman telling her the story - is one of the best laugh out loud moments I've seen in a long while. The three daughters have always been well-rounded characters, each with very distinct personalities, so it's perhaps a bit of a shame that they haven't managed to do the same for the mother, Lucy, herself embarking on a long and arduous journey of her own to be a better mom. It's all a bit formulaic and predictable, not to mention a waste of Kristin Wiig's considerable talent. Why can't Hollywood write better parts for mature women, animated or not ?

But I digress and there's a villain to catch!

take on the devil on one shoulder/angel on the other motif so beloved of 80s comedies like Animal House. Nostalgia is important in Minions' movies as it's key to keeping the parents as interested as the kids. As with the more mainstream animated pictures from Disney and Pixar, the DM series tends to pitch its jokes at several different levels but being free from the confines of a major studio means they can sometimes bend the rules a bit and let the more anarchic imaginations at work run behind the scenes run free. This usually takes the form of a few set pieces for the little yellow guys but in DM3 the single best scene actually involves youngest daughter, Agnes, and her quest to catch a unicorn in an enchanted forest and make it her pet. It's all big eyes and big emotions and the moment she finds out that unicorns

It's back to the 80s again for childstar turned super-criminal, Balthazar Bratt, is up to no good and somebody needs to stop him. Voiced by South Park's Trey Parker, Bratt is a balding but mulletted, shell-suited dancing, prancing man-child who is as vain and utterly ludicrous as any adversary James Bond may have faced. The difference is he's a genius inventor and fights using dance moves rather than guns or his fists. Cue Madonna, A-Ha and Michael Jackson again, another easy jolt for mums and dads who may have begun to nod off. Bratt's scenes are extremely silly but well thought-out and his ultimate weapon is properly crazy and as timeconsuming as most of 007's worst nightmares. Why don't they just kill/blow up/steal quickly and get out of there ? Because we'd be robbed of some classic lines, that's why. I won't give any more details away as the movie is fun enough to warrant refraining from spoiling it, but having said that and having enjoyed it, Despicable Me 3 does feel like it's not quite as good as the previous two and

when I have called out for biscuits urgently when that sugar rush needs to be satisfied then quelled. Read on, you will see where I’m going! Jane Slight aged eighteen in the summer of 1984, was driven to London from Dorset by her parents to the glamorous surroundings of the Bloomsbury YMCA, her base as she embarked on work experience at Ray Cooney’s Theatre of Comedy. This she thought would be followed by a RADA audition and a life on the stage. Things didn’t quite work out like that. Jane was immediately spotted by the former actress and now takes no prisoners theatre Producer Thelma Holt who decided she had potential away from the stage to behind the scenes, immediately cancelling her RADA audition and renaming her Sweetpea. Over the next 20 years Sweetpea works with Holt and this book is just as much about her and growing

it's almost like they're trying a bit too hard. There are some lovely touches usually with the Minions - and the girls have strong story arcs throughout, plus there's some hilarious porcine shenanigans along the way - Dru's business "front" is a pig-farm - but it feels a teensy bit tired. The Gru-Dru thing promises loads of sibling rivalry but in the end they work better as a team and the build-up seemed to be so much hot air so that doesn't really go anywhere, while as I alluded to earlier, Lucy's role is mostly as a hand-wringing bystander, worrying if she's doing the right thing with the girls more than as an active participant.

up as of Holt and the creative force of her personality that lit up the West End. This not a gossip memoir but a fascinating account of robust characters and changing times when anything seemed possible. Sweetpea Slight in Get Me The Urgent Biscuits (Weidenfeld &Nicholson £14.99 EBook £7.99) writes deftly and movingly in a charming tale of theatrical egos and the scramble to get productions moving and ready for the many first nights. Oddly I had an audition for RADA in 1984, for the Stage Management course. I didn’t get through; with hindsight perhaps I should have changed my first name to something of the fruit or vegetable variety. Radish Cook? Runner Bean –Cook? The double barrel could have worked. As for Passion Fruit Cook? Yep, that’s the one. Russell’s Blog Brave New World is at www. therewriteman.wordpress.com

But hey, this is a Minions movie. It's a kids film. It's just a cartoon. Isn't it ? Well, yeah, but having raised the bar so high with the first three movies, the expectations for this one were always going to be right up there. It's still good fun though and I can assure you it'll be way better than the upcoming My Little Pony movie which I won't be reviewing any time soon, I promise you. [Spoilsport. Ed]

The Milky Way The column you can read between meals A brief look at what is in our night skies during. My very good pal finally caved in and granted me permission to tell you what I’ve been passionate about and boring the socks off him with since we were kids … astronomy! [I added the boring the socks off bit. Ed] Cliff

august & september Summer is here, so shorter warm nights, but still plenty to see! Well done Olivia! I thought you might like this, a special mention for Olivia, age 14, living in Southampton and Highly Commended for the Young Astronomy Photographer of the Year Competition 2017. Her picture Jupiter 2016 (below), was shortlisted and subsequently Highly Commended. Awarding her commendation, judge Marek Kukula said “Technically highly accomplished, this is an astrophotographer to watch.” ‘My picture of Jupiter (below) was taken in Abu Dhabi.” says Olivia. “I was lucky with the conditions that night, as I could see lots of details on the disc of the planet as I started to focus the telescope before capturing the videos. This is why I enjoy taking pictures of planets because you never know until you start how good it will be.” Olivia is a member of the Southampton Astronomical Society (my Club), and it’s fantastic such a young person has this love and talent already for Astro Photography. Well done Olivia. An inspiration for young and us oldies alike! Maybe I can get a few more photos from Olivia for the next edition?

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THE CROMWELL ARMS PUB & HOTEL Mainstone, Romsey SO51 8HG 01794 519515 NICOLA'S TEA SHOP 8 Latimer Street, Romsey SO51 8DG 01794 523009 WEST BIG BLUE CAFE New Forest Enterprise Centre, Chapel Lane, Totton SO40 9LA 023 8066 6608 THE HEATH Beaulieu Rd, Dibden Purlieu, Southampton SO45 5PW 023 8084 2275 NICE NOSH 50 Rumbridge Street, Totton SO40 9DS 023 8087 0242 THE PILGRIM INN Hythe Road, Southampton SO40 4WU 023 8086 7752 THE HIDEAWAY 183 Hampton Lane, Blackfield 074 2907 86617 CAFE PARISIAN 64 High St, Lyndhurst SO43 7BJ 023 8028 4546 HOCKEY’S FARM SHOP CAFE South Gorley, Fordingbridge SP6 2PW (8am - 6pm) 01425 652542 EAST THE FORUM DELI Solent Busines park, Whiteley, Fareham PO15 7AD BAKERY Whiteley Shopping, Whiteley, Fareham PO15 7PD 01489 564 445 THE ALMA (from 9am) Alma Lane, Upham SO32 1HE

WESTLANDS FARM SHOP Westlands Farm, Pricketts Hill, Shedfield SO32 2JW 01329 833832 COAST TO COAST (FROM 9AM) Unit 4, Shopping, Whitely, Fareham PO15 7PD FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD 164a Southampton Road, Fareham, PO14 4PP 01489 589056

BURGER/KEBAB VANS ETC Want your van in The AND Guide? Email me. Why is there only one in the list? Because he’s still the only one that’s asked me. And because they’re great kebabs, enthusiastically and carefully prepared and given to me and occasionally guru sax player Tony Wright free ... yum! OZZY KEBAB 2 Mansbridge Road, Southampton SO18 3HW 07481 763 300

The Landford Poacher Delightful garden with massive Kong for photos with the kids. Open 12.00-11.00 Tuesday Sunday Food served Wednesday-Sunday (check for times)

01794 390353 Pound Hill, Southampton Road Landford SP5 2EE email: thelandfordpoacher@ hotmail.com

THE ROBIN HOOD Classic village pub with an enormous garden with a childrens play area, including a pirate ship. • Gastro pub with modern menu (check for times), great wines and ales. • Large beer garden with kids' play area.

01489 860229 Durley St, Durley Street, Southampton SO32 2AA www.therobinhooddurley.co.uk

THE KINGS HEAD

The Sir Walter Tyrell

Busy village pub with cask ales and good English food (check for times) and open fires. • Large beer garden with kids' play area. • Great food (check for times), ales and wines.

Traditional New Forest pub with log fires serving local beers and English home-cooked food (check for times) large patio and huge garden and play area. • Minute’s walk from the Rufus Stone

01329 832123 The Square, Wickham, Fareham PO17 5JN www.kingsheadwickham.co.uk

PUBS with GARDENS NO MORE WONDERING WHERE TO GO WITH THE KIDS !

• Dog & horse friendly

023 8081 3170 (Next to Rufus Stone) Lyndhurst SO43 7HD www.sirwaltertyrell.co.uk

The Langley Tavern Large country pub, with huge beer garden with decking and large kids play area. • Good food (check for times), • Ales and wines. • Dog friendly • 2 minutes from Lepe Beach

023 8089 1402 Lepe Road, Langley Southampton SO45 1XR

THE BOLD FORESTER

THE OBELISK

The Southampton Arms

Traditional, family run village pub • Home made food served 7 days lunchtime & evenings (check for times) • Large family garden with bouncy castle and children’s play area • Disabled toilet • Dog friendly

Friendly community pub • Lounge bar & public bar • Large family room & beer garden with climbing frame and swings for children (Adults only from 7:00pm weekdays and 8pm weekends) • Dog friendly

A traditional pub serving good food lunchtime and dinnertime 7 days (check for times), • Large beer garden & kids play area • Disabled parking & access throughout. • Dog friendly

01489 576400

023 8044 4271

023 8047 4702

120 Bridge Rd, Sarisbury Green, Southampton SO31 7EL www.theboldforester.co.uk

108/110 Obelisk Road, Southampton SO19 9DP Facebook @theobeliskpub

89 Moorgreen Rd, West End, Southampton SO30 2HG www.southamptonarms.co.uk

The Saints Pub - 2 awesome Talent Shows!

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THE POINT, E’LEIGH Open Space ART AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Kent Spitfires FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm COMEDY ITCHEN VALLEY C/P SHOWS Butterflies Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P NIGHTCLUBS Fairy Den Building LEPE C/P JUST CHILDREN Nature Detective at Lepe ANTIQUES & FAYRES HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Pond Dipping MARKETS & CAR BOOTS EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun OTHER EVENTS MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience PLEASE NOTE. We have tried to ensure entries are correct, but If we’ve got the odd MOORS VALLEY C/P Pond Dipping one wrong, sorry... The AND Guide cannot accept any responsibility for inaccuracies. MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail Some require tickets in advance. We advise telephoning the appropriate venue beforehand TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON on all occasions. Clay Sand Castle PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M SIMPLY DISPLAY OUR FRONT COVER in a PROMINENT POSITION Pears SAILSBURY ARTS CTR at your venue. Send us a pic to An Animated Experience With Matthew Dean prove it and dada... you’re in! C’CHESTER FEST. THRE As long as you keep the poster up, Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH we’ll include your listing. The House They Grew Up In HAYMARKET THEATRE How fair is that? Hairspray SPORT

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WEDNESDAY 2ND THE POINT, E’LEIGH Open Space THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH The Humphrey Lyttelton Band MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Butterflies Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Summer Holiday Storytelling EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience LONGDOWN FARM Its Magic With Silly Scott

MOORS VALLEY C/P Wildlife Wednesday BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Cowes Week Special MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM National Play Day WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Two SAILSBURY ARTS CTR An Animated Experience With Matthew Dean C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The House They Grew Up In HAYMARKET THEATRE Hairspray SAINTS FC Augsberg – H AFC BOURNEMOUTH Yeovil town - A THURSDAY 3RD THE POINT, EASTLEIGH Open Space / Seussial THE JOINERS, SOTON Milk Teeth MR KYPS, POOLE Matt Black MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Butterflies Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Fairy Stories LEPE C/P Seashore Discovery Trail HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Pond Dipping EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Forest Fun MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia

WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Two SAILSBURY ARTS CTR An Animated Experience With Matthew Dean C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The House They Grew Up In HAYMARKET THEATRE Hairspray STABLE, SOTON Jonny Phillips FRIDAY 4TH THE DRUMMOND KARAOKE THE POINT, EASTLEIGH Open Space / Seussial THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Dave Lewin Trio Andy Abraham THE JOINERS, SOTON The Manatees THE BROOK, SOTON Stevie Wonder Experience FIREHOUSE, SOTON Toledo Steel ++ HANGER FARM THEATRE Fairy & Dragon Wings AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Essex Eagles MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Butterflies Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Summer Holiday Storytelling HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Family Butterfly Day EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience

BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Cowes Firework Cruise SS SHIELDHALL, SOTON Cowes Fireworks MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Negative Thought Process

C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The House They Grew Up In HAYMARKET THEATRE Hairspray SAINTS PUB, SOTON Ben Dlugolecki SATURDAY 5TH THE POINT, EASTLEIGH Seussial THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH N-Trance THE JOINERS, SOTON Burn The Fleet RODDINGTON FORGE Long Shot Band FIREHOUSE, SOTON Grits ++ MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Butterflies Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Park Walk EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail BURSLEDON WINDMILL Summer At The Mill PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH THE CARPENTERS STORY/TERRACE TALES Mamma Mia WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Black Foot Circle SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies Big Screen Matine: Hidden Figures C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The House They Grew Up In HAYMARKET THEATRE Hairspray SAINTS FC Sevilia – H PORTSMOUTH FC Rochdale – H EASTLEIGH FC AFC Stoneham – A STABLE, SOTON 3 Guys 1 Egg SAINTS PUB, SOTON Skyline

SUNDAY 6TH THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH A Lazy Summers Afternoon In The Marquee Solent City Jazzmen AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Lancashire MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Butterflies Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Cemetery Walk HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Street Food EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Lunch Cruises MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail BURSLEDON WINDMILL Summer At The Mill PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof AFC BOURNEMOUTH Napoli – H L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge Pub Quiz MONDAY 7TH AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Lancashire MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Butterflies Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Handle With Care – Historic Artefacts HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Outdoor Adventure Holiday Club EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink

SOUL SATURDAY WITH JIMMY JAMES & THE VAGABONDS, ODYSSEY, EDWIN STARR BAND & SPECIAL GUEST EBAN BROWN FROM THE STYLISTICS, PLUS MUCH MORE

SATURDAY 9 SEPTEMBER ODYSSEY Stoneham Lane

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PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge

WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Dendera – Bloodstok Warm Up SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge Wingsting

TUESDAY 8TH

THURSDAY 10TH

THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH An Evening with Tony Stockwell AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Lancashire MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Butterflies Trail / Mini Mobile Farm ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Nature Crafts / Meet The Army LEPE C/P Marine Wonders HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Outdoor Adventure Holiday Club Pond Dipping EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience LONGDOWN FARM You’ll Be Swept Away with Sheeps Display MOORS VALLEY C/P Pond Dipping BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Hamble River Cruise MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Off With Their Heads PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Showcase 17 SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge

THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Football Chat with Matt Le Tissier THE JOINERS, SOTON The Kut MR KYPS, POOLE The Zephyrs AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Glalmorgan MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Butterflies Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Bear Hunt Amazing Dogs, Transforming Lives HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Pond Dipping EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Forest Fun MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Critter Crafts PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof STABLE, SOTON Lyme Bay Meet The Maker L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge

WEDNESDAY 9TH

beer 16festival September GERMAN BEER FEST O2 Guildhall SOUTHAMPTON

A traditional German beer festival returns to Southampton for the 5th Year Running.

Southampton’s German Beer Fest is a unique event that creates the perfect “Oktoberfest” entertainment.

The Beer Fest this September 2017 will provide a great party atmosphere for up to 700 people for one night only who will be able to join in, tasting a variety of German beers and foods. But you don’t have to be a beer connoisseur to have a good time with the Alpine Stompers ompha band playing all the traditional beerfest songs, fully engaging the public along with a DJ and Singer; and mädchens in traditional costumes will also make this a truly entertaining event. The event organisers see this as an event rather than just another beer festival. We want to create a great social night out with a difference with a fantastic night of entertainment. The event will help promote Southampton as a place to visit as well as business in the area with over 20 temporary jobs plus links with some local firms and the venue.

Box Office 023 8063 2601 www.livenation.co.uk www.beerfestuk.com

BERRY THR, HEDGE END RSC Live: Titus Andronicus THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH TJ Johnson Band AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Lancashire MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Butterflies Trail LEPE C/P Marine Wonders HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Outdoor Adventure Holiday Club EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Wildlife Wednesday MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail Outdoor Theatre PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia

FRIDAY 11TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Guys & Dolls THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Dave Lewin Trio Tribute to Elvis by Alvin THE JOINERS, SOTON Mukets & Weatherstate THE BROOK, SOTON The Bryan Adams Experience HANGER FARM THEATRE Fantasy Masks 1865, SOTON The Four Tops vs The Temptations MANGO, SOTON Flamenco From Barcelona MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P First Aid Training for Teenagers EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Critter Crafts PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink

PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH2017 august / september The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia GUILDHALL P’M LOL Comedy Club WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Comedy Club SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother SAINTS PUB, SOTON Howl Your Hear Out – Karaoke L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge Ant Lewis SATURDAY 12TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Guys & Dolls THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Ruby THE JOINERS, SOTON High Power THE BROOK, SOTON London Calling MR KYPS, POOLE Greyside ++ THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Lucas & King + Support MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Caribbean Party Cruise MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail BURSLEDON WINDMILL Summer At The Mill PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales Mamma Mia PYRMAIDS, P’MTH Rhythm Of The 90’s Pirate Adventure KINGS THEATRE, P’M Fame The Musical GUILDHALL P’M The Royal Marines Schoold of Music Summer Concert WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Capital Fuzz SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother SAINTS FC Swansea City – H PORTSMOUTH FC Oxford Utd – A AFC BOURNEMOUTH West Bromwich Albion – A A.F.C. TOTTON Barnstaple Town – H STABLE, SOTON Ben Dlugokecki SAINTS PUB, SOTON DJ Macauley L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge SUNDAY 13TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Summer Festival THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Sunday Lunch with Liam White & His

SHAKATAK FRIDAY 15TH SEPT Book online: www.theconcordeclub.com Stoneham Lane Little Big Band / John Maddocks Jazzmen THE JOINERS, SOTON Better Than Never MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail SIR HAROLD HILLIERS, R’SY Street Food EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Bee Walk MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail LAKESIDE R’WAY E’LGH Day Out With Teddy BURSLEDON WINDMILL Summer At The Mill PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party KINGS HEAD, W’HAM The Comedy Of Errors BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales That’ll Be The Day WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M One Live Southcoast SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge MONDAY 14TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino NUFFIELD THEATRE HCYT Make Your Summer THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival THE JOINERS, SOTON Rory Indiana MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales That’ll Be The Day SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother

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SAINTS PUB, SOTON BGT & SGT Auditions L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge TUESDAY 15TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival THE JOINERS, SOTON Listener MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail / Falconry Display ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Wind, Rain and Shine LEPE C/P Dragons & Damsels HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Pond Dipping EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Pond Dipping BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Lunch Cruise MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Superhero Money Boxes PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales That’ll Be The Day Wonderland SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Animal Fantasies Shackleton C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother A.F.C. TOTTON Bishops Cleeve – A L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge WEDNESDAY 16TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Stomp NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival O2 GUILDHALL, SOTON Afternoon Tea Dance THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Jeff Barnhart Band with Spats Langham, Malcolm Sked, Anne Barnhart THE JOINERS, SOTON Jonah Matranga MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail

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ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Summer Holiday Storytelling HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Outdoor Adventure Holiday Club EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience LONGDOWN FARM Its Magic With Silly Scott MOORS VALLEY C/P Wildlife Wednesday BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Two River Cruise MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Fabulous Fairies & Spectacular Sprits PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales That’ll Be The Day Wonderland SAILSBURY ARTS CTR African Arts Day With Alex Miles C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother THE PLOUGH, SOTON Beer Festival L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge THURSDAY 17TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Stomp NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival TALKING HEADS, SOTON Billy Lunn MR KYPS, POOLE Colt 45 MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Owl Babies LEPE C/P Nature Detectives at Lepe HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Outdoor Adventure Holiday Club Pond Dipping EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Forest Fun BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Five River Cruise MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Medieveal Mayhem PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales

That’ll Be The Day / Wonderland WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Showcase 17 SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE A Sublime Feeling SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Denial C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother STABLE, SOTON Charlie Bateman THE PLOUGH, SOTON Beer Festival L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge Lauren Paige FRIDAY 18TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Stomp NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Dave Lewin Trio ‘ Coldplace TALKING HEADS, SOTON Daniel Eagle THE JOINERS, SOTON Tigers Jaw THE BROOK, SOTON Rufus Black RAILWAY INN, WINCH’ Biolith AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Somerset THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Three Monkey Acoustic Music MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Summer Holiday Storytelling HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Family Bushcraft Cooking EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Punch & Judy, Magic etc PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales That’ll Be The Day / Wonderland WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Lily Garland SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE A Sublime Feeling SAILSBURY ARTS CTR A Monster Calls C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother THE PLOUGH, SOTON Beer Festival SAINTS PUB, SOTON DJ Macauley

w w w. t h e c o n c o r d e c l u b . c o m L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge SATURDAY 19TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Stomp NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE POINT, EASTLEIGH European Aerial Dance Festival THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Live Forever as Oasis TALKING HEADS, SOTON Maurice Dickson THE BROOK, SOTON Abba Fever FIREHOUSE, SOTON 60th Parallel MR KYPS, POOLE Oasis AGEAS BOWL, W’END Juntion 6 – Beer & Music Festival THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Harbour Tour MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail BURSLEDON WINDMILL Summer At The Mill PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/Terrace Tales That’ll Be The Day / Wonderland KINGS THEATRE, P’M That’ll Be The Day WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M The Fliks SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE A Sublime Feeling C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother SAINTS FC West Ham Utd – H PORTSMOUTH FC Walsall – H AFC BOURNEMOUTH Watford – H A.F.C. TOTTON Fleet Town – A THE PLOUGH, SOTON Beer Festival SAINTS PUB, SOTON DJ Macauley L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge SUNDAY 20TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH New Orleans Jazz Bandits THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session

MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Street Food EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail BURSLEDON WINDMILL Summer At The Mill PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day GUILDHALL P’M Clocktower Classics C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother THE PLOUGH, SOTON Beer Festival L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge MONDAY 21ST MAYFLOWER THEATRE Joe McElderry NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Day To Portsmouth MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day Dirty Dancing The Musical C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE The Stepmother THE PLOUGH, SOTON Beer Festival L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge TUESDAY 22ND MAYFLOWER THEATRE Dreamboats & Petticoats NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Obstacle Course HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Outdoor Adventure Holiday Club Pond Dipping EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun

LEMAR SATURDAY 30 SEPTEMBER Book online: www.theconcordeclub.com Stoneham Lane MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Pond Dipping MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Castle Builders PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day Dirty Dancing The Musical WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Showcase 17 C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother THE PLOUGH, SOTON Beer Festival L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge WEDNESDAY 23RD MAYFLOWER THEATRE Dreamboats & Petticoats

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NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY Return To The Forbidden Planet THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST West Side Story MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail LEPE C/P Bat Walks HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Outdoor Adventure Holiday Club EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Pond Dipping MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Zog & The Flying Doctors BURSLEDON WINDMILL Bursledon Bakeoff PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink

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PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day Dirty Dancing The Musical WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Showcase 17 C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother THE PLOUGH, SOTON Beer Festival L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge THURSDAY 24TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Dreamboats & Petticoats NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY Return To The Forbidden Planet THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST West Side Story MR KYPS, POOLE RockinThe Point MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Percy Park Keeper

LEPE C/P Bat Walks HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Pond Dipping EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Forest Fun MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Wizardmania PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day Dirty Dancing The Musical WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Showcase 17 C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother STABLE, SOTON Cider Tasting L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge FRIDAY 25TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Dreamboats & Petticoats NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY Return To The Forbidden Planet THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST West Side Story THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Dave Lewin Trio/On Tour with Elvis Show FIREHOUSE, SOTON Uprising THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Moving Voices Open Mic MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Family Bushcraft – Herbs EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON 3 River Cruise Season Special MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day Dirty Dancing The Musical WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Comedy Club SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Neruda C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother

w w w. t h e c o n c o r d e c l u b . c o m HATCHET INN, SOTON Beer Festival L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge Ryan Greaves SATURDAY 26TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Dreamboats & Petticoats NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY Return To The Forbidden Planet THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST West Side Story THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH The Ultimate Soul & Disco Nite THE STAGE DOOR Equality Diversity & Inclusion Southampton Pride THE BROOK, SOTON Stipe MR KYPS, POOLE The Agency THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Blighty One HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Family Summers End Concert EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON 80’s Party Night MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Vaults Tours BURSLEDON WINDMILL Summer At The Mill PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day Dirty Dancing The Musical SAILSBURY ARTS CTR The Alphabet Business Convention C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother SAINTS FC Huddersfield Town – A PORTSMOUTH FC Wigan Athletic – A AFC BOURNEMOUTH Man City – H A.F.C. TOTTON Slimbridge – H STABLE, SOTON Lauren n Ollie SAINTS PUB, SOTON DJ Macauley THE VESTRY, SOTON Katy Perry & Jessie HATCHET INN, SOTON Beer Festival L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge Mayweather v McGregor Live

SUNDAY 27TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Graeme Hewitt’s High School Jazz Band THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Blighty One HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Street Food EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Tour and Tea BURSLEDON WINDMILL Summer At The Mill PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day The Illegal Eagles GUILDHALL P’M Revolutions Pro Wrestling C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother HAZELEY FIELDS, TW’FD Graze Festival SAINTS PUB, SOTON Southamptons Got Talent HATCHET INN, SOTON Beer Festival L’DON RD BREW HOUSE LRBH Fantasy Football Leauge MONDAY 28TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day Dinosaur World C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother A.F.C. TOTTON Salisbury FC - A

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TUESDAY 29TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino TALKING HEADS, SOTON Alvvays MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail Native Americans Junior Forest School ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Big Bushcraft Challenge HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Pond Dipping EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Pond Dipping MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day Dinosaur World C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother WEDNESDAY 30TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail Native Americans Junior Forest School ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Big Bushcraft Challenge HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Outdoor Adventure Holiday Club Climb A Tree

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EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience LONGDOWN FARM You’ll Be Swept Away with Sheeps Display MOORS VALLEY C/P Family Bat Walk MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH The Carpenters Story/That’ll Be The Day NEW THEATRE ROYAL, W’CH Hound Of The Baskervilles C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother THURSDAY 31ST MAYFLOWER THEATRE Michael McIntyre NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino MR KYPS, POOLE Mungo Jerry RAILWAY INN, WINCH’ Kirk Brandon MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail Native Americans Junior Forest School ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Big Bushcraft Challenge HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Outdoor Adventure Holiday Club Pond Dipping EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun

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MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail / Lemur Walkthrough The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Over 50’s Summer Special MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink Air Festival Hospitality PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day Some Guys Have All The Luck NEW THEATRE ROYAL Hound Of The Baskervilles SAILSBURY ARTS CTR NT Live: Yerma C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother

MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink Air Festival Hospitality Sins Of The World Art Exhibition PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day NEW THEATRE ROYAL Hound Of The Baskervilles WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Joy-Celebrating Kyle Tookey C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother L’DON RD BREW HOUSE Jonny Phillips

SEPTEMBER 2017

SATURDAY 2ND

FRIDAY 1ST MAYFLOWER THEATRE Craig David NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Dave Lewin Trio Mike All Buble & Robbing Williams THE JOINERS, SOTON Tricot RAILWAY INN, WINCH’ All Our Exes Live in Texas MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail EXBURY GARDENS Summer Family Fun

NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH The Village People Experience THE JOINERS, SOTON Definitely Oasis THE BROOK, SOTON Maetloaf RODDINGTON FORGE Gone Country HANGER FARM THEATRE Viva Neil Diamond MR KYPS, POOLE RU40 THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session Jenny Cleaver MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail

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ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Park Walk MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink Air Festival Hospitality Sins Of The World Art Exhibition PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day NEW THEATRE ROYAL Hound Of The Baskervilles KINGS THEATRE, P’M Joe Black’s House Of Burlesque SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Richard Miller (Talk) C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Fiddler On The Roof MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother PORTSMOUTH FC Rotherham Utd – H STABLE, SOTON Ben Dlugokecki CENTRAL CLUB, C/F Toast SUNDAY 3RD NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Tess Of The D’urbervilles THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session MANOR FARM C/P Fairies & Pirates At The Farm ITCHEN VALLEY C/P Colour Trail ROYAL VICTORIA C/P Cemetery Walk

MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Spider Walk MOTTISFONT ABBEY The Gruffalo & Friends Family Trail PAULTONS PARK Summer Beach Party BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Roller Coast, Roller Rink Air Festival Hospitality Sins Of The World Art Exhibition PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day Faith – The George Michael Legacy MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother MONDAY 4TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Derren Brown: Underground NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Sins Of The World Art Exhibition PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother TUESDAY 5TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Derren Brown: Underground NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino TALKING HEADS, SOTON Curtis Ellers American Circus THE JOINERS, SOTON The Borders AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Surrey

AUGUST Friday 11th - The Four Tops vs The Temptations + DJ Paul Mico Saturday 12th - Apocalypse [Rock/Alt/Metal Club Night]

Ford, Janiva Magness, Charlie Musselwhite, James Cotton, Pine Top Perkins, Hubert Sumlin, Mojo Buford, Larry Carlton, Michael Landau, Elvin Bishop, Ronnie Earl and many more. Kirk also had a four-year role as lead guitarist for The Fabulous Thunderbirds.

Saturday 26th Soton CD & Record Fair

Wednesday 27th Lucha Forever Friday 29th Sundara Karma Saturday 30th Soton CD & Record Fair

OCTOBER Friday 6th - Brother Strut

Sunday 27th Electrik Luv Hardcore

Saturday 14th - Apocalypse [Rock/Alt/Metal Club Night]

SEPTEMBER

Friday 20th - Blancmange

Saturday 9th - Apocalypse [Rock/Alt/Metal Club Night]

Saturday 28th Soton CD & Record Fair

Sunday 10th Open Mic UK Auditions

Saturday 28th La Fiesta Que Te Da Esta

Saturday 16th La Fiesta Que Te Da Esta Thursday 21st The Sherlocks Saturday 23rd - T.Love Tuesday 26th KIRK FLETCHER Considered to be one of the best Blues guitarists in the world, Kirk Fletcher has commanded the respect and acclaim of critics, peers and fans across the globe. Kirk has played with a variety of renowned artists such as Robben

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“Fletcher favors toothy Strat tones, stinging bends, and flurries of tight, staccato riffs that seem to pop from his fretboard like little firecrackers” Guitar Player Magazine “Kirk Fletcher is a young man with a big reputation…he exudes class and style, knows all the classic licks but never resorts to mere copying, aith his own take in his trick bag.” Blues & Rhythm Magazine www.kirkfletcherband.com www.kirkuktour.co.uk

Sunday 29th Open Mic UK Auditions

NOVEMBER Thursday 2nd The Dream Syndicate Friday 10th - System 7 Saturday 11th - DODA Thursday 16th Lucha Forever Saturday 18th - Dub Pistols Friday 24th - Will Varley

HEATHER SMALL FRIDAY 6 OCTOBER Book online: www.theconcordeclub.com Stoneham Lane MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Sins Of The World Art Exhibition PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother WEDNESDAY 6TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Flashdance NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Surrey MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Sins Of The World Art Exhibition PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother THURSDAY 7TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Flashdance NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Ladies Lunch – Rhian House of Fashion Rock N Roll Paradise AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Surrey HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Summer Evening Garden Tour MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Sins Of The World Art Exhibition PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM Jenny Docherty WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Roddy Woomble SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother STABLE, SOTON Cider Tasting FRIDAY 8TH THE DRUMMONS ARMS KARAOKE NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino MAYFLOWER THEATRE Flashdance NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Dave Lewin Trio TALKING HEADS, SOTON The Subhumans THE BROOK, SOTON Ultimate Eagles AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Surrey MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience

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BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Sins Of The World Art Exhibition PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day KINGS THEATRE, P’M The Counterfeit Stones GUILDHALL P’M LOL Comedy Club WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Comedy Club SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Sky & Earth United MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother L’DON RD BREW HOUSE Krista Green SATURDAY 9TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Flashdance NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Heritage Open Day Tours BROADLAND, R’SY Agricultural & Horse Show O2 GUILDHALL, SOTON An Audience With Katie Price THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Soul Saturday THE BROOK, SOTON Bog Rolling Stones MR KYPS, POOLE Be-Bop-A-Lula THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session LEPE C/P Heritage Open Day MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Fit Living UK PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day KINGS THEATRE, P’M THANK ABBA FOR THE MUSIC WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M The Men From Montgomery SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal MINERVA THEATRE CH The Stepmother SAINTS FC Watford – H PORTSMOUTH FC AFC Wimbledon – A AFC BOURNEMOUTH Arsenal – A A.F.C. TOTTON Yate Town – H BISHOPS BLAISE, R’MSY Toast SUNDAY 10TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Joel Dommett NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH John Maddocks Jazzmen RAILWAY INN, WINCH’ SC4M Festival

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DRUMMOND ARMS All Day Charity Fundraiser Live bands, BBQ, Music Quiz and more! THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Demfest MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Heritage Open Day PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M The Twits SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal MONDAY 11TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Craig David NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino Barrels & Beers THE JOINERS, SOTON Little Cub HANGER FARM THEATRE Movie Mondya: Hidden Figures MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal TUESDAY 12TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Craig David NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine Golem THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH An Evening with Sir Michael Parkinson TALKING HEADS, SOTON John Murray THE BROOK, SOTON UFO – A Conspiracy Of Stars Tour MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON 3 River Cruise BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day Lesley Garrett GUILDHALL P’M SAS Band SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal PORTSMOUTH FC Northampton Town - A WEDNESDAY 13TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Craig David NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine Golem

O2 GUILDHALL, SOTON Afternoon Tea Dance THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Joe Stilgoe TALKING HEADS, SOTON Orange MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Lucy Spraggan SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal Sherlock Holmes & The Crimson Cobbles

w w w. t h e c o n c o r d e c l u b . c o m THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Three Monkeys Acoustic Session MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Hamble River Scruise Season Special Sailaway BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM MJ King of Pop SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal Sherlock Holmes & The Crimson Cobbles AFC BOURNEMOUTH Brighton & Hove Albion - H

THURSDAY 14TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Jimmy Carr NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine Golem THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH West End Jerseys as The Jersey Boys THE JOINERS, SOTON Banfi THE BROOK, SOTON Phil Rudd Band RAILWAY INN, WINCH’ Little Cub MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Mariners In The Eighteenth Century BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM CHAS & DAVE NEW THEATRE ROYAL Lets Hang On KINGS THEATRE, P’M Madama Butterfly GUILDHALL P’M Dirty Dancing SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal Sherlock Holmes & The Crimson Cobbles STABLE, SOTON Charlie Bateman FRIDAY 15TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine Golem THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Jason Manford BROADLAND, R’SY Caravan & Motorhome Show THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Dave Lewin Trio Shakatak THE JOINERS, SOTON Flyte THE BROOK, SOTON Fleetwood Bac RODDINGTON FORGE Mercury & May – Queen Tribute HANGER FARM THEATRE LDN Wrestling MR KYPS, POOLE Mr Clean Sounds of The Jam RAILWAY INN, WINCH’ Hyenaz

SATURDAY 16TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE The BBC Big Band TURNER SIMS, SOTON UTE Lemper NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine Golem Higgledy Piggledy Pie THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Austen Undone BROADLAND, R’SY Caravan & Motorhome Show O2 GUILDHALL, SOTON Southampton German Beer Festival THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Princes of Motown ENGINE ROOMS, SOTON AC/DC Night THE JOINERS, SOTON Sean McGowan HANGER FARM THEATRE Saturday Morning Movie: The Boss Baby MR KYPS, POOLE The Beat RAILWAY INN, WINCH’ Brash Bullets THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience MOORS VALLEY C/P Autumn Steam Gala BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON 60’s/70’s Party Night BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH That’ll Be The Day Wedding Fair FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM Daedalus 100 Show The Sooty Show KINGS THEATRE, P’M Mister Maker & The Shapes Live WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M The Modfathers SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal Sherlock Holmes & The Crimson Cobbles SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Family Fiesta HAYMARKET THEATRE Andy Parson SAINTS FC Crystal Palace – A PORTSMOUTH FC Fleetwood Town – H

A.F.C. TOTTON Taunton Town - A SUNDAY 17TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine Phil Jupitus: Juplicity THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Austen Undone BROADLAND, R’SY Caravan & Motorhome Show THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Westside Syncopators THE BROOK, SOTON Lucy Kitchen THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH Wedding Fair GUILDHALL P’M Portsmouth Vegan Festival SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal MONDAY 18TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON 3 River Cruise Season Special BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners TUESDAY 19TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Imbalance TALKING HEADS, SOTON Trash Boat AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Essex MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing GUILDHALL P’M Russell Brand Re: Birth SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners WEDNESDAY 20TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY The Pillowman THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Temperence Seven AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Essex MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience

BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH Justin Hayward FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM Our House NEW THEATRE ROYAL Letters To Windsor House SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal SAILSBURY ARTS CTR Growth C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners THURSDAY 21ST MAYFLOWER THEATRE The Little Mermaid NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY The Pillowman THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH The Whitney Houston Show Starring Belinda Davids ENGINE ROOMS, SOTON Young Guns HANGER FARM THEATRE Steely Scam 1865, SOTON The Sherlocks AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Essex MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM Our House NEW THEATRE ROYAL You Will Fail Her NEW THEATRE ROYAL Rock N Roll Paradise KINGS THEATRE, P’M The Real Thing & Odyssey SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal Girls C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners Living Together ANVIL TH’TRE, B’STOKE The Big Chris Barber Band THE FORGE, B’STOKE Jack Lukeman STABLE, SOTON Meet The Maker FRIDAY 22ND MAYFLOWER THEATRE The Little Mermaid NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY The Pillowman THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Dave Lewin Trio The Three Degrees TALKING HEADS, SOTON The Sex Pissed Dolls THE BROOK, SOTON Legend HANGER FARM THEATRE Jamie Smith’s MABON AGEAS BOWL, W’END Hants v Essex MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing Ne-Yo FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM Our House NEW THEATRE ROYAL Ronnie Scotts All Stars C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners Living Together MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear ANVIL TH’TRE, B’STOKE An Audience with Martin Kemp

THE FORGE, B’STOKE Maz O’Connor SATURDAY 23RD MAYFLOWER THEATRE The Little Mermaid NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino Barrels & Beers20 Grapevine The Pixies Scarf PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY The Pillowman THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Nik Kershaw THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Rufus Stone ENGINE ROOMS, SOTON District Alt Ball TALKING HEADS, SOTON Matchbox THE JOINERS, SOTON The Urban Voodoo Machine THE BROOK, SOTON C-EYE-5 With Scratch Horns THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session HAROLD HILLIER GDNS Family Woodland Music MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience ROMSEY ABBEY Last Nigh At The Proms BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH Dirty Dancing The Musical FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM Our House NEW THEATRE ROYAL Magic Of The Musicals KINGS THEATRE, P’M Stewart Lee: Content Provider GUILDHALL P’M Cheese Festival UK SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Betrayal Girls C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners Living Together MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear ANVIL TH’TRE, B’STOKE The Whitney Houston Show THE FORGE, B’STOKE Exit 6 Film Festival SAINTS FC Man Utd – H PORTSMOUTH FC Scunthorpe Utd – A AFC BOURNEMOUTH Everton – A A.F.C. TOTTON LARKHALL ATHLETIC – A STABLE, SOTON 3 Guys 1 Egg CHURCHILLS CLUB Toast SUNDAY 24TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine Festival Of The Spoken Nerd: You Can’t Plish a Nerd PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY Simon & Garfunkel: Through The Years THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Sunday lunch with Ed Sheeran Tribute – Jack Stephard Solent City Jazzmen ENGINE ROOMS, SOTON Big Fish Little Fish – Heroes & Villains TALKING HEADS, SOTON Jess & The Bandits MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Tour & Tea BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing Nick Cave & The Badseeds

august / september PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH2017 Hall of Fame PYRAMIDS, P’MTH New Found Glory GUILDHALL P’M Wedding Fayre WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Danny Bhoy C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners Living Together MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear ANVIL TH’TRE, B’STOKE An Evening with Pam Ayres MONDAY 25TH NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Brassed Off MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Wait Until Dark C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners Living Together Round & Round The Garden MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear TUESDAY 26TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Beautiful – The Carol King Musical TURNER SIMS, SOTON Federico Colli NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine Reasons To Be Cheerful THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Brassed Off THE JOINERS, SOTON Huntar MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing KINGS THEATRE, P’M The Wedding Singer GUILDHALL P’M Rip It Up SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Wait Until Dark C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners Living Together Round & Round The Garden MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear PORTSMOUTH FC Bristol Rovers – H A.F.C. TOTTON North Leigh - H WEDNESDAY 27TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Beautiful – The Carol King Musical NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY Neil Diamond Tribute THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Brassed Off TALKING HEADS, SOTON Jasper In The Company of Others THE JOINERS, SOTON Avec Sans MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BIC, BOURNEMOUTH Micky Flanagan: An’ Another Fing PYRAMIDS, P’MTH Airbourne KINGS THEATRE, P’M The Wedding Singer SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Wait Until Dark

C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners / Living Together Round & Round The Garden MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear HAYMARKET THEATRE Body Double

MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear HAYMARKET THEATRE Body Double JANGLE JIVE, P’GATE Toast

WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Pompey Rocks Against Racism C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners Round & Round The Garden MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear

SATURDAY 30TH THURSDAY 28TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Beautiful – The Carol King Musical TURNER SIMS, SOTON Planet Earth 11: Cities NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Brassed Off THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH The Simon & Garfunkel Story ENGINE ROOMS, SOTON Mayday Parade TALKING HEADS, SOTON Voodoo Six THE JOINERS, SOTON As Lions MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM The Illegal Eagles NEW THEATRE ROYAL The Rat Pack Is Back KINGS THEATRE, P’M The Wedding Singer SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Wait Until Dark / The Road To Huntsville C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners / Living Together Round & Round The Garden MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear ANVIL TH’TRE, B’STOKE Killer Queen HAYMARKET THEATRE Body Double THE FORGE, B’STOKE Michael McDermott & Heather Horton FRIDAY 29TH MAYFLOWER THEATRE Beautiful – The Carol King Musical TURNER SIMS, SOTON Mike Gibbs 80th Birthday Celebrations NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY Psychic Medium, Nikki Kitt THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Brassed Off THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH 60th Anniversary Dinner Dave Lewin Trio ENGINE ROOMS, SOTON The Freshers Fun House THE STAGE DOOR Manfors Comedy Club THE BROOK, SOTON Guns N Roses HANGER FARM THEATRE Paul Foot 1865, SOTON Sundara Karma MR KYPS, POOLE Fleetwood Bac AGEAS BOWL, W’END England v West Indies THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Moving Voices Open Mic Night MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON Sailaway NEW THEATRE ROYAL Graeme Swann’s Great British Spin Off KINGS THEATRE, P’M The Wedding Singer GUILDHALL P’M Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Wait Until Dark / The Road To Huntsville C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners Round & Round The Garden

MAYFLOWER THEATRE Beautiful – The Carol King Musical TURNER SIMS, SOTON Son/Tchaikovsky Unwrapped NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine Town Mouse, Country Mouse PLAZA THRE, ROMSEY Comedy Night THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Brassed Off O2 GUILDHALL, SOTON Lou Lou’s Vintage Fair THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Murder Mystery Dinner / Lemar TALKING HEADS, SOTON Little Lesley & The Bloodshots HANGER FARM THEATRE Purple Zeppelin MR KYPS, POOLE Four Fighters THE ARTHOUSE, SOTON Magic Hat Acoustic Session MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail The Great Brick Safari – Lego Experience TUDOR HOUSE, SOTON Stinking of Fish In Southampton (Talk) FERNHAM HALL, F’HAM T Rextaxy NEW THEATRE ROYAL Ian Waite & Camilla Dallerup Up Close & Personal KINGS THEATRE, P’M The Wedding Singer WEDGEWOOD RMS, P’M Pompey Rocks Against Racism SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Wait Until Dark The Road To Huntsville C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners Round & Round The Garden MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear HAYMARKET THEATRE Body Double SAINTS FC Stoke City – A PORTSMOUTH FC Oldham Athletic - H AFC BOURNEMOUTH Leicester City – H A.F.C. TOTTON Paulton Rovers – H STABLE, SOTON Lauren n Ollie THE VESTRY, SOTON Michael Jackson

MONDAY 2ND NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Lulu THE JOINERS, SOTON Coasts MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail BLUE FUNNEL, SOTON 3 River Cruise Season Special KINGS THEATRE, P’M Lee Nelson: Serious Joker SALISBURY PLAYHOUSE Around The World In 80 Days C’CHESTER FEST. THRE Table Manners Round & Round The Garden MINERVA THEATRE CH King Lear

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MAYFLOWER THEATRE Cilla The Musical NUFFIELD THEATRE Vaults & Vino/Barrels & Beers/Grapevine I Won’t Make It On My Own BERRY THR, HEDGE END Ed Byrne: Spoiler Alert THEATRE ROYAL, W’CHST Jay Rayner THE CONCORDE, E’LEIGH Graeme Clark / The Story of Wet, Wet, Wet TALKING HEADS, SOTON Theatre of Hate THE JOINERS, SOTON Superfood THE BROOK, SOTON Focus MARWELL ZOO Explorers Trail PAVILION TH’RE, B’MTH Jon Richardson: Old Man

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The er... travelling

by #tonsofwicketsopeningbowler Yarn

MILBURYS CC Welcome back avid readers! The cricket season is in full swing. The sun has been shining (Cough. Ed) and the famous Milburys CC has had their usual mixture of wins, defeats and complete stupidity. Unfortunately for us the sun was not shining during our annual trip to West Sussex for the Milburys club tour. A grand total of 7 overs of cricket was managed on the Saturday before the heavens opened, turning the lovely pitch at Bosham into Lake Windermere. The Milburys were in a very strong position having taken four opposition wickets already. Surprising stuff considering some of the hangovers on show following the night befores festivities. So we will never know what was to be for the Milburys. Although 7 overs looked like the most some of us could manage and we were flagging already. We holed up in the club’s pavilion. A cramped wooden shed not all that suitable for 13 blokes that had been on the beers the whole day before and ended up in Shoreham’s finest curry house. We sat

A Brighton coffee before the heavens opened

Believe it or not going into the tour we were in some sort of form. Winning more games than we actually lost. A very rare occurance and something I’m sure will balance itself out before the end of the season. One game will go down in the history books of the club. That’s if some poor chap is ever so bored that they decide to write a history of our club. Although, if they do the scorebook won’t be needed, as he’ll just have to endure a day or so with BA who will happily bore him to death as he recounts all the games and his wickets ball by ball, the boring bastard! The classic was against The Racqueters. The Milburys facing another defeat pulled a win out of nowhere. Or you could say the racqueters did a South Africa, choked and threw

The problem here for us was that although the game was called off at 9.30, our leader and Fuhrer Geoffers, didn’t check his phone until 1pm when we arrived at the ground! there for a couple of hours happily being fed and watered (supplied with beer) by our great hosts, hoping there was a chance of some more play. Robbo turning into a weather man checking for rain on his Iphone. A look out the window would have sufficed Robbo! So that was it game over. A shame, and a recipe for disaster as it meant we were back in the pub early for a Saturday night out in Shoreham. Sunday was much of the same, hangovers and the promise of cricket. That was soon dashed at 9.30am when the game was called off, pitch still under water from the day before. The problem here for us was that although the game was called off at 9.30 our leader and Fuhrer Geoffers didn’t check his phone until 1pm when we arrived at the ground, to find out the depressing news. We could have had a go at tennis as the Partridge Green Tennis club invited us in, but given our inability to hit anything ball shaped it probably was for the best that declined and gave up on the tour.

“Well done Martin & team! 3 fantastic years repairing our faith in local media!”

the game away. Needing only 2 runs off the last 12 balls a wicket and a wide bowled by Robbo really put the pressure on. So it became 1 off of 6. What followed would have been repeated on Sky Sports for years. A brilliant diving catch from Dunc and a run out in the first 5 balls meant they needed 1 off the last ball to grab a win. A direct hit from Skip (or Alan as he’s now called) resulted in another run out and it was a draw. Unbelievably club sponsor Jim Cummings has had to part with £100 now, I’m sure that’s £50 more than he expected when he signed up to his performance related deal. 6 wins (or winning draws) and counting. Could explain why he got so angry on tour! Still time to double that yet Jim. So with just under half of the season to go we are sitting pretty, still capable of the ridiculous and shocking performance but what would be the fun in being good all the time! We wouldn’t have anything to talk about down the pub.

A Miburys Summer tour action sequence. BA runs ... well jogs, ... (actually it was more of a limp) to the bus

Up The Milburys!

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Michael Kurn

I would love to say the long hot summer wait is over and the football is back! But as we all know it certainly hasn't been hot. It has been long though and I cant wait to get my teeth in to my forth season presenting and reporting on the Premier League. Still pinching myself that a lad from Southampton can be doing all this, I sure am truly blessed (You’re just lucky I reckon. And BTW Summer is still with us Michael m’lad! ;) Ed) As the season kicks off its always a good time to take a quick look back. I find its a time to remind myself of the steps I have already taken and the ones ahead of me. Some big ones on the way this year, target setting has been done and hopefully as the year progresses I can share them with you. Never one to take the easy route its been a busy summer break, no time for rest as I have been getting more experience under my belt. A spell of tennis, hockey, cricket and equestrian has certainly kept me occupied and equipped me with more skills to take into the new season. Lets hope its a good one with lots to talk about as I continue to try and put this great city on the map. (Fist punch to that nip! Ed) Anyway enough about me, (cough. Ed) what do I think this season have in store for our local teams Southampton and Eastleigh? Lets start with Southampton. I think we have an interesting time ahead. The Puel era is over and another new man is in charge. What will Mauricio Pellegrino bring to the South Coast? Time will tell, but I certainly think it wont be an easy season. When you look at our neighbours down the road in Bournemouth they have recruited well, adding Nathan Ake and Jermain Defoe to their side. Building on their top 10 finish and some may argue a season they were unlucky not to finish above the Saints, they have made progress, something it feels like Southampton haven't don't yet. My worry is it appears everyone around us has. It seems this year progression has passed Southampton by although at the time of writing this the transfer window is still open and there is still time! - with no major new faces and Virgil, it seems, on his way out. Lets hope the team can step up without additions and players like Jack Stephens and James Ward-Prowse can continue their progress. As it stands I think a top ten finish for our beloved Saints is a big ask, but lets hope I'm wrong and a fruitful season will lie ahead. (Sadly, and on this rare occasion I’m wrrying with you. Ed) To the Spitfires ... and after a turbulent season last year with four different managers stability will be the key this season. Richard Hill is back at the helm and the atmosphere at the club has also returned. The is a real buzz around the ground and it seems to have its heart back, which is great to see. The work Stewart Donald and the team have done off the pitch with the ground improvements are phenomenal and fingers crossed this season we will also see performances on the pitch to match as they push for promotion. Is it doable for Eastleigh to make the Football League? Of course it is, but the National League is tough and they are in for a hard season. So here goes. Lets get stuck in to the 2017 / 2018 season! Don’t forget you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter @michaelkurn to keep up with all my adventures and daft witterings (I thought I’d tag the last bit on Michael. Ed). I’d love to hear from you!

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So, if I offered you, a passionate Saints fan, right now, a largely dull and goalless eighth position in the league and a Wembly Cup final would you take it? THGE MANAGEMENT

MY HOPES FOR THE SEASON.

Alternatively, would you rather a season of mad crazy, edge of the cliff, Kevin Keagan, Newcastle style scintillating football that sadly ends with disappointment? Luckily, we don’t get to pick how the season ahead turns out, but some key elements that will shape our season are already resolved. Claude Puel, perhaps harshly, has been sacked and in his place is his successor the intriguing Mauricio Pellegrino. Although I feel the sacking of Puel was possibly unfair in terms of his achievements, there is no doubt I am more excited by the new season with Pellgrino in charge than if Claude was still here with his trademark lack of personal engagement with the fans and his often goalless outcomes on the pitch. I hope, like the drink with which he shares his name, our new “BOSS” brings some fizz back to the team and to those of us visiting St Mary’s. Let’s not forget, our most successful manager ever is still Lawrie McMenemy, with 2nd in the top flight and an FA Cup win. Is Mauricio the man to topple him from his perch?

1. Goals. More goals. Lots of goals. Goal fests’ even! Ending the season with 450 minutes at

THE PLAYERS The good news on the player front is that following some speculation in the media that Southampton would again be selling it's best players, it was announced by the club that there would be no sales of key players in the 2017 close season. The bad news is that we don’t look like spending too much cash on bringing in new talent, aside from a future replacement for Van Dijk in the form of defender Jan Bednarek from Polish club Lech Poznaƒ. The Poland Under-21 international has agreed a five-year-deal at St Mary’s, becoming the club’s first signing of the summer. Although only 21 he was a regular in the Lech side that finished third in the Polish top-flight last term. So … fingers crossed. I think the League Cup Final proved we have the talent in the team to compete at the top level. Take away a poor refereeing decision and add in Van Dijk and it was without doubt a Cup Winning performance. On this basis the squad we have is probably enough with the right managerial direction, to ensure we are top ten and maybe edge towards Europe. But it’s a big ask. Lots of clubs are strengthening and a team like Bournemouth who we were pretty much on a level with, will equally feel confident of a good top ten finish, along with the likes West Ham and Stoke. I would love us to bring in at least one top class creative player to walk straight into the team. I suspect I may be disappointed.

home without a goal was unbearable. If I wanted to be that bored I could just watch Big Brother.

2. The Black box comes good. Last summer we brought in winger Nathan Redmond from Norwich City, Danish midfielder Pierre-Emile Højbjerg from Bayern Munich, French defender Jérémy Pied from OGC Nice and shortly before the transfer window closed, the club signed Moroccan midfielder Sofiane Boufal from Lille for a club record fee of £16 million. But only Nathan really forged a place in the team although many times he was inconsistent. Let’s hope that Mauricio Pellegrino proves the black box was right after all.

3. I know you shouldn’t bear a grudge but I really want Liverpool to flop. I have just about forgiven them for Lambert, Lovren, Lallana, Clyne and Mane but the Van Dijk tapping-up has brought all the resentment back. Then he goes on a sulky strike! There is a hubris (sorry Mr Tein I’ve no idea what that means but I’m leaving it in anyway because it just sounds cool! Ed) about Liverpool that really needs sorting out and all those ex Liverpool players pundits need bringing down to earth! My dream headline … Kop Flop Klopp Chop. (AND so say all of us. Although I do like Klopp, but you are right … enough is enough! Ed)

4. We bring creativity back to our midfield. We previously had teams blessed with the skills of Lallana and then Mane, who could pick up the ball in midfield and open up the game for our strikers. Last season we never really found a player to perform this role, hence lots of possession but no progression. 5. Our crowd start singing again. As I sit at the Chapel end, and yeah I know I’m in a glass house and stones situation, but so many times last season the atmosphere came from the away fans. Even I started singing “we’re supposed to be at home” a few times. Very quietly, of course. It is the Chapel after all. 6. That more people grow to appreciate and value the final whistle. Although it is always used to signal the end of the game at St Mary’s, many, many Saints fans have even never heard it. As my daughter Jasmin always says, “you don’t leave a play before the end unless you are showing displeasure”.

on football investments in China with Reuters reporting “a crackdown by (Chinese) regulators on irrational spending overseas, including sport. The Chinese Government is concerned about firms taking on excessive levels of debt to fund overseas deals.

9. We get our 5th top ten Premiership finish in a row. I know some people want to “push on” but consolidation is the first priority.

10 . And finally, Philippe Coutinho gets the chance to play for a big club, leaves Liverpool and goes to Barcelona. (Now that would be sweet! Ed)

MY 2017/2018 PREDICTIONS SAINTS LEAGUE POSITION: 8th to 10th in the league, a cup semi-final and much more attractive football.

THE PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE: It’s make or break for Mourinho so I have to go for Man United.

TOP FLIGHT RELEGATION: Burnley, Huddersfield and Swansea.

PLAYER OF THE SEASON: If he stays - Virgil. MOST IMPROVED PLAYER OF THE SEASON: An injury free Boufal has all the talent to be our best player. At £16 million though he is our record transfer, it’s a fee in the modern era that suggests you’re buying somebody else’s problem. A player that costs about £8 million to means you’re buying potential that needs some work. Splash out on a player at £30 million then you have a player who has realised his potential. But sometimes at a middling price of £16 million (am I really saying that more money than I will ever see in my life is middling?), it’s a case of, he has the talent but cant apply it and so can’t be sold for more. Hope I’m wrong, I often am.

BEST COME BACK: It’s a fight between Matt Target who returns from injury and Sam Gallagher who returns from a loan spell at Blackburn but I am really hoping Sam can fill the role of Ricky Lambert and Pelle as our charismatic and influential goal scoring front man. So apart from the VVD saga everything for the season looks full of promise. Let’s hope for thrills, some spills and a touch of success. We March On! (Well a decent stride anyway. Ed) Quiz answer. Arsenal, Huddersfield, Leicester, Manchester City, Stoke and Swansea (And the bus pic? It’s the football season! Haha...)

7. There is a mini league this season featuring Saints Brighton and Bournemouth. I hope none of us get relegated, because its great for the South coast to have 3 Premiership teams (and none of them being Pompey). AND I really hope we are top of the three at the seasons end. 8. The ownership of the club is resolved once and for all. Either Katharina Liebherr stays and commits to running the club long term or an appropriate owner is found. Bear in mind there seems to be a less positive view

GOOD TO SEE POMPEY SPLASHING OUT AT LAST!

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