“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Potty Training
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he’s been in the bathroom too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet looking at pictures in a book. About every 15 seconds, he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on the top of his head with his right hand. His mother is amused but can’t figure out why he’s doing it. She asks, “Why are you hitting yourself on the head?” The boy answered, “It works for ketchup.” QUALITY FURNISHINGS! COUNTRY FRENCH dining room with four cane chairs, round table, display hutch; pair Broyhill “Downtown Abbey” club chairs; English tiger oak beehive secretary; double four poster maple bed and more, paulams1313@gmail.com or (775)376-2836 HANDY HAMILTONS HANDYMAN SERVICES, Experienced Handyman, Quality work at a fair price, Free estimates, Call Mark Hamilton (775)720-9595 D R LANDSCAPING, DEFENSIBLE SPACE, TREE work and yard cleanups, sprinkler repairs and weed abatement, house and garage clean ups, Dave (775)6710808
The Pill
Douglas County Republican Women
There will be NO meeting in January. The next meeting will be on February 5th at a new location - Valley Christian Fellowship 1681 Lucerne, Minden (Old Lira’s Market). Doors open at 11:00 a.m. Raffle tickets are available for purchase as well as a 50/50 drawing. Gift items are also available for purchase at the boutique. The scheduled guest speaker is Melissa Clement, President of NV Right to Life. A light lunch will be provided for $15.00. RSVP to Maxine - 775392-3761. CASH FOR COWBOY HATS (775)762-2220 PAINTER, SEMI-RETIRED WITH 40 YEARS experience in Nevada, Save Money, Get Seasonal Discount Now, inside or out, Fences (775)901-1912 HARLEY DAVIDSON! 25 JACKETS AND LEATHER JACKETS, some never worn, Extra large and XX, large helmet and 2 small helmets, rain outfit, bike speakers and more, John (775)230-1175 MINOR TO MAJOR AUTOMOTIVE REPAIRS, Tires and More! ASE Certified Master Mechanic, 40 years same location! Senior Discounts, Bobs Shell Service, Carson City (775)883-7919
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Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me a prescription for the Pill.” “I don’t think you need the Pill at your age.” “It relaxes me.” “But you know the ‘purpose’ of the Pill. It’s not for relaxing,” exclaimed the physician. “I know,” said Mrs. Ogden, “but my daughter dates, and every morning I drop one in her orange juice. Believe me, I feel more relaxed.” PET CARE SERVICE! JODY WADDING, OWNER since 1991, references available, boarding offered or visit your home; horses, dogs, cats, reptiles, birds, fish… JWPetCare@aol.com (775)782-1212 or (775)781-1065 SCANDINAVIAN BEDROOM SUITE: WHITE oak with brushed chrome hardware, queen platform slatted bed with attached night table, large mirror, six and three drawer chests, paulams1313@gmail.com or (775)3762836
Happy January Birthdays!
“A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday to you!!” ALLERGIES AND DUST A PROBLEM? WHOLE house air duct cleaning special $499, all vents, returns, heater and ac cleaned and sanitized, dryer vent cleaning $99, call Peake Air, NV#260831 (775)392-0994