Sierra Scoop June Online Edition

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WE’RE THE SOLUTION TO YOUR CLUTTER problems. Put a roll-off dumpster at your home, you load, we remove, ask us about out loading assistance available (775)297-2320 PLAYBOY MAGAZINES IN GREAT CONDITION, 1970’s-2000’s 40th and 50th Year Anniversary Special Editions too, for collectors only, make offer, Carson City (408)507-5782 LAKESHORE AMMUNITION IS YOUR LOCAL source for everything you need for firearms training and self defense! Call us at (208)340-6097 or visit us on our website at lakeshoreammunition.com

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You can email, sierrascoop@charter.net or call my office at 775-782-4520. Thank you so much for your support and understanding. Lisa Coffron/Publisher Sierra Scoop

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Pay close attention

A hot dog vendor brings a homeless man to court for standing near the stand and enjoying the smell of the meat as he ate his bread. The judge is quite exasperated.

Judge to the homeless man: “Do you deny this?” Homeless man: “No, your honor.” Judge: “Do you have any coins?”

Homeless man: “Just a few quarters, your Honor.” Judge: “Give them here.” Homeless man: “Your Honor, they’re all I have!” Judge: “That may be so, but please just give me those coins.” Homeless man: “Very well.” Hands over the coins.

Judge to the stand owner: “Pay close attention.” Drops coins on the table. “Did you hear that?” Stand owner: “Yes, your Honor.” Judge: “Excellent. Now you take the sound of those coins as payment for the smell of the meat.”

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Great truths that little children have learned

1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.

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HELP! I AM IN SEARCH OF SPECIALS FROM 195060’s American and/or European powered cars. Maybe steel, aluminum, fiberglass or combination. Cars created by enthusiast for pleasure or racing, contact (775)291-6827 MANUELS LANDSCAPING - PAVERS, ROCK, landscaping, retaining walls, fire pits, outdoor water feature designs, fences, turf, sod, all for a great price, you’ll be happy, Call (775)291-7499

Tick Season is Here!

Ticks are parasites with 8 legs, their mouths are very developed, and are strong enough to bite through skin and feed on blood. Ticks rely on a live blood supply to stay alive, and to lay eggs.

Here are a few things to prevent ticks from climbing onto you or your dog.

Check your dog (head to tail) daily, and after each walk outdoors. Tick Collar. Monthly Topical or Ingested Medicine (contact your veterinarian for advice on tick medications).

Natural Spray (you can make a natural essential oil spray that repels ticks, this spray can be sprayed on yourself and your dog). Bug Spray (some bug/mosquito sprays also repel ticks, check the bottle, and make sure that the bug spray you are using is safe to use on dogs).

After walks through the woods or grassy settings, be sure to thoroughly check your dog. If you find a tick before it has embedded into your dogs’ skin, it will be much easier to get rid of and will save you the hassle of having to pull the tick out of their skin.

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God talks to Adam

God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.”

Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that valley.” Adam said, “What’s a valley?” God explained it to him. Then God said, “Cross the river.” Adam said, “What’s a river?” God explained that to him, and then said, “Go over to the hill.....” Adam said, “What is a hill?” So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, “On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.”

Adam said, “What’s a cave?” After God explained, He said, “In the cave you will find a woman.” Adam said, “What’s a woman?’ So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, “I want you to reproduce.” Adam said, “How do I do that?”

God first said (under His breath), “Geez.....” And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, “What is it now?” And Adam said, “What’s a headache?”

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What are yellow and red dots on new tires?

The yellow and red marks on the tires are there to help with installation. The yellow dot marks the lightest part of the tire, while the red dot marks the highest point. When used correctly, these guides can help lower the overall cost of your tire balancing. Typically, they are only temporary and wear off with time.

The yellow dot provides a guide for aligning the wheel.

When a mechanic goes to align your wheel, they will line up the dot with certain parts of the tire.

Specifically, the yellow dot lines up with the section of the tire with the least weight. Usually, this dot needs to line up to where the valve stem is, as this is the heaviest point of the wheel.

By lining up the lightest point with the heaviest, you help balance out the weight differences.

When done correctly, this method can lower the cost of balancing your tires. After all, the dots help ensure that the smallest amount of weight necessary is used, which lowers your overall cost.

What does the red dot on a tire mean? Though manufacturers try to make a perfect tire, no tire is perfectly round. When the belts are joined together, they develop high and low points.

While companies may attempt to make these differences as small as possible, they will always exist.

Due to the variation in size, the tire may vibrate when roll-

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ing. Obviously, this doesn’t create a very smooth ride, and it can cause excessive wear on the tire.

The red dot marks a tire’s high point. In many cases, wheels will have another dot to indicate the low point as well. In these cases, drilled dots are quite common. However, stickers can be used as well.

When attaching the tire, these two dots should be aligned.

By doing this, you minimize the vibration created by the wheel. In the long run, this can make your tire last longer.

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Kids - and cars - heat up fast

“Many people think it has to be 105 degrees outside for a child to die in a car,” It doesn’t have to be that extreme. It can be 80 degrees outside, but could be 105 to 120 degrees inside the car.

Babies and young children are most at risk due to the following reasons: A child’s body heats up three to five times faster than an adult’s. In just 10 minutes, the inside of a car can heat up 20 degrees. In a hot car, a child’s organs can start shutting down when his or her temperature reaches 104 F. At 107 F, the child can die.

Look before you lock! When you leave your car, ALWAYS open the back door and check the back seat before you lock your doors and walk away. DO THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME - even if you’re 100% certain your child is not with you. Make it a habit to check.

Tell anyone who will be driving your child to also look before they lock. “It’s really important,” “Just take a few seconds and do that double-check.” (Children’s Hospital, Los Angeles) COMPUTER PROBLEMS? DO YOU NEED help connecting your gadgets? On-site computer repair and network configurations, Honest and Affordable, justin.nelson@goowy.com (775)450-3735 WANTED: LICENSE PLATES, OLD MOTORCYCLE Helmets, Old Pre-1970’s Levi’s, Musical instruments, Old Watches and Old Lighters, John (775)315-4930

TWO WINTEC “ISABELL WERTH” DRESSAGE Saddles for sale, Excellent condition. Price includes the following: Girth, Wintec Martingale, Wintec bridle and bit, two saddle pads, and irons $450 each (775)790-4622

Life after death

Boss: “Do you believe in life after death?” Employee: “No, because there is no proof of it.” Boss: “Well there is now!”

Employee: “How?” Boss: “When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle’s funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left.”

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MEMORIAL DAY ... IS THE DAY THAT'S SET ASIDE TO REMEMBER WITH GRATITUDE AND PRIDE ALL THOSE WHO SERVED AND DIED FOR OUR COUNTRY AND OUR FREEDOM. Bus Drivers & Substitute Bus Drivers Wanted

Douglas County School District is currently accepting applications for: Contracted School Bus Drivers & Substitute School Bus Drivers, Starting Salary: $17.34/hour or up to 5 years of bus driving experience. Varied Hours up to 40 hours a week. Contracted positions for permanent routes include; Full benefits; medical, dental, vision & life insurance. Paid sick leave & holidays. NV PERS retirement. Please apply online: dcsd.k12.nv.us/employment to complete an application.

HARLEY DAVIDSON ENGINE REBUILDING, 30+ years experience, quick turn-around! Free pick–up and delivery, californiafritz.com or (530)694-2521 FRONTGATE MUSICAL FROG STATUES FOUR FEET tall, saxophone, trombone, bass $115 each or $350 for set Gardnerville (650)291-6616 G & J LANDSCAPING MAINTENANCE, TRIM, prune, fertilize, aerate, sprinklers, General clean-up, Free Estimates, Victor (775)291-1672 SPRINGFIELD M1A EXCELLENT CONDITION $1,600, email Mark at marky2guns@gmail.com or (760)458-6218

May 29th - Memorial Day

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PEAVEY SOUND SYSTEM TO INCLUDE XR600 power amp (2) 15” black widow speakers and stands, (2) 12” Black Widow monitor speakers and 200 series monitor amp, misc. stands and cords $800 OBO (775)750-6229

3 Moles

There are three moles at the bottom of their mole hole. The first mole—daddy mole—wakes up, climbs to the top, sticks his nose out, and says, “Mmmmm... I smell bacon!” Mommy mole wakes up. She climbs to the top, sticks her nose out, and says, “Mmmmm... I smell pancakes!” Baby mole wakes up.

He climbs up but gets stuck behind his mom and dad. He takes a big whiff and says, “All I can smell is molasses!”

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Pearls of Wisdom from old people

Spend time with your parents. They will not always be there for you. Hate less and try to forgive more. You will be much happier this way. Don’t postpone your dreams. If you don’t have five minutes in a day for yourself, then you are not living.

Don’t spend money that you don’t have. Find a passion, something that you love to do. It will keep your life fulfilled even when you are alone. Life is not fair, but it is still good. Don’t compare your life to other people’s lives. Your happiness and wellbeing are independent of anything else. Spend time with your children. They grow fast, really fast.

It’s never too late to live your childhood. Live your age.

Don’t rush it. Don’t waste time. It runs out fast, really fast.

The ability to forget can be bliss. Time heals in ways you can’t imagine. You don’t have to win every argument. Sometimes it is best to concede. Save for your retirement before it is too late. If a disaster hits you, ask yourself the following question: “Will this matter in five years?”. The answer is almost always “No”.

Don’t be afraid to apologize and say sorry. Make friends.

They will be there for you when your loved ones are not around. Work less. There is not enough time in the world to

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VFW ATTENTION

VFW Breakfast for 2023 - Jan. to Oct. - 8:00AM to 9:30AM Topaz VFW Post 3630 is again hosting a monthly breakfast at the TRE Community Center 3939 Carter Way on the 4th Saturday of each month. The breakfast is to rally support for TRE Veterans by bringing together families and friends for a fun event.

The VFW Post 3630 has a regular meeting at 4:00PM on the 3rd Wednesday every month. New members are always welcome.

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finish everything that you wanted to do or accomplish all the things that you wanted to achieve. Take risks. Nothing feels worse than regret from wasted opportunities. Express your feelings more often. Tell the people that you love how much you love them. Money alone will not make you happier, it only make things a bit easier. Never go to bed angry.

You may not always get what you want and that is just fine. No matter how desperate or sad you are, you will recover.

Take your time with love. Don’t rush into it. Compatibility and respect are more important than love. Travel more while you can. You will not be able to do it when you are older. Prevention is much cheaper than medication. Take good care of your body and your health.

Be careful before you speak because you can’t take back your words. People forgive but they don’t forget. It is up to you to be happy. The joy of life is within the details. Enjoy the little things: your cup of coffee, your morning walks, etc. Live with a cat. It is the weirdest, funniest, and best companion that you can have. Work is essential for your life. Don’t feel bad because you have to go to work every day. Even billionaires do it. You have to like what you do. If you find a job you love, you will never have to work a day in your life. Take fewer pictures and live the moment. You will never see half the pictures that you captured.

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Occidental Hotel, Bodie

By Terri Geissinger - Author & Bodie Historian The Occidental Hotel, located on Main Street, was one of the finest establishments in Bodie. Although there were several owners and business managers through time, Anne Currie Miller is most often remembered as the one who ran it the best.

Her reputation as an excellent cook had long been established before she operated the large restaurant with several employees. Open seven days a week and serving meals from 5am to 10pm; they say the place was always busy.

Each table was set with white linen cloths, fine tableware, etched drinking glasses and a bowl of fresh fruit, depending on the season. Breakfast was hearty and wholesome and most often served ‘family style’. Strong black coffee was served all day long. Large platters, heaped with juicy steaks, bacon or pork chops would take the center of the table. Steaming side-dishes of fried potatoes, stacks of hot cakes, baked cinnamon apples and of course, a warm loaf of bread. Hot syrup, fresh butter and an assortment of jellies and jams filled colorful cut-glass dishes. Eggs were served either boiled, fried or scrambled. Add ten cents for fresh squeezed orange juice during summer months. An average cost for breakfast as described was one dollar. Lunch and dinner, depending on options, would cost anywhere from $1.50 to $2.75 and a really fancy meal could cost up to $4 a plate. Add five cents for a tall glass of cold milk. And by the way, to offer milk and OJ on the menu was a statement of a high-class establishment. Alcohol

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was served at nearly every restaurant for good reason.

Back in the day, the menu represented the season and a whole lot of work. Beef, pork and lamb were raised in the valleys surrounding Bodie and arrived ‘on the hoof’. There were slaughter houses at the north end of town where the cattle drives would end. Big ranching outfits located in Bridgeport, Smith Valley and Yerington supplied food for both Bodie and Aurora. Where ‘Milk Ranch’ is today, also known as the picnic ground, a dairy was operated and supplied fresh milk to patrons. Fresh trout was served in season and cost $1.25 per dozen. Fishermen would enter an exclusive contract with a and sell their daily catch. Women who could bake exquisite cookies, pies, cakes and make candy at home would make extra money by entering sole agreements with eateries. Due to the altitude and extreme weather conditions, gardening was nearly impossible in Bodie. Farms in the Mono Basin, Owens Valley and valleys to the north provided a wide variety of vegetables.

Fruit came from the Central Valley via Sonora Pass and from Bishop. Fruit was considered a delicacy and was deeply appreciated.

The nourishment of Bodie was a full-time job for many.

Anne Miller worked her hands to the bone and is fondly remembered, even after all these years. That says something in itself. This we know for sure; Nothing was easy. And Nothing came free. © By Terri Geissinger “This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.” Elmer Davis

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Jim Dyer Overhead Door (775)883-7740, para espanol (775)445-9448

PLUMBING, LEAKY PIPES, SERVICE AND REPAIR, remodels, new construction, residential and commercial, since 1997, bonded and insured, guaranteed, NV#47214, CA#513872, Call Robert (775)690-1441 WANTED!! OLD PARK BENCHES, ANY SHAPE or style, wanted - old sewing machine tables, Carson City (408)270-4028 COLLECTOR BUYING OLD CASINO CHIPS, BOTTLES and other old stuff, please call Terry at (775)7823904

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KENNY AND COLLEEN’S STUMP GRINDING services, K&C stump grinding services, Call (917)362-3181 or (410)739-4052

Take only one

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of hot dogs. The nun posted a sign on the hot dog tray “Take only one, God is watching”.

Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the hot dogs.”

BEAUTIFUL ANTIQUE FULL-SIZE (54 X 72) BED (headboard, footboard, frame) $35 InSinkErator Instant Hot Water faucet & tank; Model “Invite Hot100” Almost new; $35 ( retail $170) Call (775)220-0340 PIONEER GLASS PLUS, RESIDENTIAL, COMMERCIAL, emergency services, fair prices, dependable quick service, quality work, 45 years experience, Frank Boudreau, owner NV#7876 (775)720-2373 2014 NAVION IQ 24V MERCEDES DIESEL 42,433 miles: Blue DEF Modification, Generator, slide, inverter, heat pump, heated tanks New $119,643, Sale $77,000, Call (406)431-9075 Writing the Editor - We welcome all articles, letters, jokes and comments on Sierra Scoop, local issues, community news and free private party ads, published as space provides. These articles, letters, comments do not necessarily reflect our opinion. All public input is welcome. sierrascoop@charter.net, (775)782-4520 YARD WORK HELP WANTED FLEXIBLE hours, Monday - Friday. End of day pay. Located on Foothill Rd., Gardnerville 3.5 miles south of Kingsbury Grade. Call Mark (530)416-2710

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PIANO, GUITAR, COMPOSITION LESSONS. ALL LEVELS and ages. Experienced teachers with music degrees. Jim and Janet, Sunridge/Carson City (415)6780504 ACME BOAT & RV STORAGE – RESIDENT MANAGER, fenced, lighted, lowest rates around, Gardnerville (775)265-4766

If you don’t mind....

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He said, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product? She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.” “And if you don’t mind my asking, what do you use it for?” “We use it for romance.”

The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, “Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know people do use it for romance. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for romance?” The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.”

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Junk and Trash, etc, Carson Valley/Carson City, $349 a load plus dump fee, J.R.’s Hauling (775)265-6813 AIR COMPRESSOR, ELECTRIC PANCAKE STYLE, AND 20’ hose $100; Hand truck for boxes, furniture $10; pneumatic tires $50; 2 extra 10” pneumatic tires $30; Flat 16”x22” furniture mover, 4 wheel $25; 2 counter height bar stools, black metal w/red faux leather seats $20 for both; Phone/text (775)762-2210 STANDARD FLAG GRAVEL, R&J TRUCKING delivers, 25 years experience, call Roger (775)233-7337

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Too much to drink

A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home. Being a good Samaritan, the man agrees. The bartender writes down the address and gives it to him.

The man walks over and tries to wake Mr. Murphy but Mr. Murphy is groggy and quite drunk. The man helps Mr. Murphy to his feet and Mr. Murphy falls to the floor in a heap. “Jeez,” the man says wondering how anyone could drink so much. He takes Murphy by the arm and practically drags him out to the car. Once there he leans him against the side of his car while he looks for his keys. Mr. Murphy slides down to the ground. The man finds his keys and manages to get Murphy positioned in the car. He then drives to the address the bartender gave him.

He opens the passenger door and helps Mr. Murphy out and the guy falls to the ground. Cursing softly, now, the man helps him to his feet and practically drags him to the front door. He lets go of Mr. Murphy to knock on the door and the guy falls down again. He helps him to his feet as Mrs. Murphy answers the door.

“Hi, Mrs. Murphy, Your husband had too much to drink tonight so I gave him a ride home.” “That was nice of you,” she says, looking around...... “But where’s his wheelchair?”

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Time Capsules, just for kids

A special way to celebrate a birthday or the beginning of your child’s school year is with a time capsule. It’s the perfect opportunity to capture memories that you’ll cherish forever.

Not only is a time capsule great to remember the past, it’s a fun project for kids! Help them store their memories for years to come by following our guide below.

A time capsule is a container that holds present day items, such as photos, newspapers (if you still receive those), letters and more. It’s typically hidden away for your future self or someone of your choosing to open. This is perfect as a gift to yourself or a gift for your child for future years. Have another family member hide the box, so you aren’t tempted to open it!

Want to hide it for a year? Five? Ten? There’s no time limit!

The rules are all up to you. Shoeboxes are great for indoor safekeeping, while weather-resistant boxes are best for the outdoors.

Choose Your Container - In order to make your time capsule, first you’ll have to choose a container in which to store it.

Choosing your container depends on how long you are planning on keeping it hidden. This is a great opportunity for your child to get involved. Have them pick out the box or help them decorate the box before it’s filled.

Determine Where You’ll Store It - For indoor storage, a shoe box, wooden box, large plastic storage container or even a mason jar will work. If you want to DIY something from the kitchen, consider using a cookie tin or egg carton for your time

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capsule. You might want to gather all of your time capsule items together first to determine the amount of storage space you’ll need. You can hide your box in a storage closet behind other items. An attic, basement or garage are also great locations. You want to hide your time capsule somewhere where others will not find it!

For outdoor safekeeping, consider a weatherproof, non-biodegradable container such as an old metal coffee can, popcorn can or a box made of stainless steel. Make sure this is secured before hiding or storing your box outside. Bury your time capsule in a garden under dirt where little to no rain hits, or in an outdoor garage. You could also ask a friend or family member to hold on to the container, just don’t tell your child who has it! (https://www.personalcreations.com) FOR A NEW AND INNOVATIVE HAIR STYLE call Cathy Hallifax at Déjà vu Salon in Minden, mention this ad for $5 off any hair service (530)518-1166 or (775)7828776 FOR SALE: YARDISTRY GAZEBO MOSQUITO SCREEN, 12’ X 12’, also fits 12’ X 14’ gazebo, new, still in unopened box, $380 (775)461-0675 ALLERGIES AND DUST A PROBLEM? WHOLE house air duct cleaning special $599, all vents, returns, heater and ac cleaned and sanitized, dryer vent cleaning $129, call Peake Air, NV#260831 (775)392-0994

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Favorite joke

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, Johnny, those boys are making fun of you.

Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickels bigger?

Johnny grins and says, Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!

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Carson Valley Days

The Carson Valley Active 20-30 Club #85 is pleased to announce this year’s 113th Annual “Carson Valley Days Festival” will be held June 8th – June 11th, 2023!! This year’s parade theme will be “Aloha, Carson Valley!”Join us and make this year’s Carson Valley Days Festival the best yet!

A knock at my door

A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.

After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it. The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.

Then, he decided to look through the window. He shouted, “Do you think I’m stupid? I can see you in there, sir. Open the door!”

I said, “You’re not coming in here!”

He said, “I don’t want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car.”

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Back trouble

A cowboy went to a chiropractor complaining of back trouble. The Doc looked him over and could see he’d suffered some rough life. “Have you been in any accidents lately?” he asked.

The cowboy thought about it for a moment, “No, no real accidents, I guess. Well, I been kicked by a mule last week, yesterday I got throwed by my mustang and last month I got bit by a snake.”

“You don’t call those accidents?” said the doctor with incredulity. “Nah. Pretty sure they meant to do it on purpose.”

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Older Than Dirt Quiz

Count all the ones that you remember, NOT the ones you were told about! Ratings at the bottom. 1. Candy cigarettes 2.

Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes 3. Home milk delivery in glass bottles 4. Party lines on the telephones 5. Newsreels before the movie 6. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels!! If you had a TV!! 7.

Pea-shooters 8. Howdy Doody 9. 45 RPM records 10. 78 rpm records 11. Hi-fi records 33 1/3 rpm 12. Metal ice trays with lever 13. Blue flashbulb 14. Cork popguns 15. Studebakers 16.

Wash tub wringers If you remembered 0-3 = You’re still young. If you remembered 3-6 = You are getting older. If you remembered 7-10 = Don’t tell your age, & If you remembered 11-16 = You’re older than dirt !!! THAT’S ME !!! (I remember them all, therefore I’m nearly dirt, never mind older than dirt, lol) I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.

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First Wedding

A little girl finally got to attend a wedding for the first time.

While in the church, the girl asked her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”

The mother replied to the girl, “Because white is the color of happiness and it’s the happiest day of her life today.”

After a little bit, the girl looks up at her mother and says, “But then, why is the groom wearing black?”

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Happy June Birthdays!

A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!

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The Joy of Holiday Cards

A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her holiday cards. “What denomination?” asks the clerk.

“Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist.”

THOMAS J. BARTELS, HOROLOGIST, CLOCKS old and new repaired and restored. Authorized agent for Howard Miller, Ridgeway, and Sleigh, all work guaranteed! tomjbartels@gmail.com or (775)265-5541 or (775)9011848

Custodian Job Opening

Douglas County School District is currently accepting applications for Custodians; various positions & sites (40 hours per week) Starting Salary: $17.86/hour or up to 5 years of experience; Full benefits; medical, dental, vision & life insurance.

Paid sick leave, vacation & holidays. NV PERS retirement.

For more information, please contact Bill Blumenthal, Facilities Supervisor at wblument@dcsd.k12.nv. us or visit our website at dcsd.k12.nv.us/employment to complete an application.

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Attention children ...

* Oakley * Ray-Ban * Maui Jim * Sunwear

READY. SET. SUMMER Call for our Package Deals!

* Adult and Children's eye exams * Hard-to-Fit Contact Lenses * Eye Emergencies * Treatment of Eye Diseases CARSON CITY 911 Topsy Lane #236 (775)267-9160 RENO 9700 S. McCarran Blvd.

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6 Locations to Serve You! FALLON TAHOE 448 S Maine St. 276 Kingsbury Grade Rd. #103 (775)423-7411 (775)588-3500

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RENO 10583 Double R Blvd.

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Kind of work?

“What kind of work are you doing now?” “I’m a debt collector.” “That’s not a really pleasant job is it?” “It’s not too bad. People are always asking me to call again.”

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the bathroom door is closed! Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. Wait until I get out.

Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken, and I am not trapped. I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it’s been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY. Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done. Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door. Do not go running back to the phone yelling “She’s in the BATHROOM!” Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in. Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This was funny when you were two. Do not slide pennies, LEGOs, or notes under the door. Even when you were two this got a little tiresome.

If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done. And yes, I still love you. Mom ALESIS ELECTRIC KEYBOARD, MODEL Q5-57/58, piano stand, bench 2 speakers sell for $300 (760)914-1068 TOOLS, WELL MAINTAINED, SKILL 10” MITER saw, Skill Saws All, portable folding tool stand with expanding side rollers, 10” Delta table saw, Porter cable tank 2 guns and hose (775)265-6673

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How to make Memorial Day meaningful for children

Despite the fact that most Americans take Memorial weekend to remember ANYONE who has died…..the actual reason for Memorial Day is to remember those who died in service to the United States of America.

It is important to teach our children the REAL reason we celebrate and how important it is to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice…their lives. So while it is fine to decorate graves for relatives and friends, it is extra important to take a moment to remember the heroes that have represented out country.

You need to teach your kids the true meaning of Memorial Day. It is also good to try and make it meaningful to them.

There are some easy ways to make Memorial Day meaningful for children.

Visit your local cemetery and put flags or flowers on the graves of fallen soldiers. Write thank you notes to someone you know who currently serves in the military. Do some Memorial Day crafts and talk to your kids about the meaning behind the holiday. Talk to your kids about what our soldiers fight to protect. Tell them about children in other countries who may not have the right to go to school, church, demonstrate, etc. Attend a local Memorial Day parade as a family.

A few tidbits: Memorial Day was originally called Decorations Day. It all came about after the Civil War as a way to honor those killed during the war. Decorations Day was set aside for people to specifically decorate the graves of those

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who had died fighting in the war.

New York was the first state to recognize Memorial Day in 1873. All of the northern states had adopted Memorial Day as a holiday by 1890. It took until after World War 1 for the southern states to start observing Memorial Day. Memorial Day was officially made a national holiday in 1971.

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” Very Blonde!

Submitted by a blonde A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, ‘How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here’ and hung up.

The husband said, ‘Who was that?’ The wife answered, ‘I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear WANTED! COMIC BOOKS AND/OR SPORTS CARDS, I can come to you (562)706-4224 IRONMASTER SELF SPOTTING MACHINE WITH VECTRA barbells and dumb bells, exercise bench, power tower and attachments $800 OBO, Gardnerville (650)2916616 TIRES WANTED! 8.25X 20 AND 10X20, ALSO NEED tire machine, and truck Tarps (775)901-0717 CASH PAID FOR VINTAGE COSTUME JEWELRY. All Types Including: Bracelets, Necklaces, Pins, Rings, Silver, Copper, Pot Metal, Rhinestones, Lockets, Charm Bracelets, Men’s Jewelry, Old Watches, Military Jewelry, Old Mexican and Indian Tourist Jewelry. Larger Quantities Preferred. Please leave phone number and clear message on my phone. I return all calls. Call or text Joanne at (775)430-2352

FOR RENT! INDUSTRIAL SHOP “B” AT 1567 ZEROLENE, Minden, across from Flyers, available June 1st, 20’x24’, has 3 phase power, $700 per month (775)309-8472 or leave message at (775)782-2427 CRAFTSMAN WORKBENCH 24” DEEP X 6’W X 42”H, wood top with particle board to fit $140 (775)392-3099

Crystals Crusade 2023

Come join us for our Annual Crystal’s Crusade fundraiser (non-profit organization) to raise money for a local cancer family to go on a vacation and make beautiful memories! June 3rd, 2023, 3pm - 7pm; drinks, food, music, raffle and auction.

Carson City’s Westside Pour House, 110 W. Telegraph St., Carson City.

SWIMMING POOL SERVICE, WEEKLY or Bi-Monthly, Mountain Pool & Spa Licensed and Insured Tahoepoolboy@gmail.com or (530)318-1698 CUSTOM POOL TABLE, MANUFACTURED BY Bauman Billiards, 4’x8’, includes cover, balls, rack, five cue sticks, crutch, powder, 2 bar stools (775)267-9345

Happy Father’s Day dad and Happy June Birthday ma! love you both so very much! Lisa

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Adam’s rib

During a Sunday school lesson, a child learned about how God created human beings.

The child became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created from Adam’s ribs.

Later in the week, the boy’s mother saw him lying down on the floor, so she asked him what was wrong. His reply was priceless, “Mom, I have a pain in my side - I think I’m getting a wife.

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“ALWAYS ON DUTY” STURDY HANDRAILS, flat or stepped areas, all metal, free standing, custom built to fit your needs, installation available, maintain independence & a healthy well being! (775)790-6445 PORSCHES WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE! OLD Porsches 1950 to 1973, looking for a Porsche 356, 911 or 912, running or not, with or without engine or transmission, also interested in parts. Will pay cash! Have trailer will travel (775)291-6827

July 4th - Indpendence Day

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THINKING OF CALLING CASH PAID FOR Old Costume Jewelry? This may be a good time to call. Frequent callers tell me they have seen my ad for a long time. I have advertised for over eighteen years in the Sierra Scoop.

Looking forward to meeting you. message or text Joanne at (775)430-2352

HEATHKIT OSCILLOSCOPE WITH ACCESSORY Calibrator, Models 10-45-30 and 10A-4510-1. manuals included, very good condition $65; Heathkit Tri-Power Supply IP2718, manual included, very good condition $55 (775)392-0585

The essential stuff in life

When Spring cleaning season arrived I decided that it was time to get rid of more than just a Winter’s worth of dust and dirt. I decided that it was the time to get rid of years worth of accumulated stuff as well. This stuff was lining my walls, filling my selves, and crowding my closets. This stuff was cluttering my home and my mind and not bringing me one bit of happiness. I couldn’t even remember how I got some of it, but I knew I wanted it gone.

It turned out to be an even bigger job than I thought. Twenty year old bills and receipts were tossed in the trash. File cabinets were cleaned of papers that were no longer necessary or needed. Broken bowls, dented pans, and cracked knickknacks were finally thrown away. Unworn clothes were hauled out of the closet and bagged up to be given away to the local Goodwill. Old books were boxed up to be passed on for others to read and enjoy. It took several days to get it all done, but in the end I was able to walk through a home that seemed a little less cluttered. My heart was a lot lighter too. It felt so good to be able to get rid of all the junk and to just focus on the essential stuff in life again.

What is the essential stuff? What is the stuff that brings meaning to our days? A loving heart is essential. A joyful spirit is essential. A soul full of goodness and God is essential. And a life full of sharing all of these things is absolutely essential.

The essential stuff can’t be bought, sold, or stored. It can only be chosen, created, and given away. The essential stuff is the stuff we all really want. It is the stuff we all really need.

It is the stuff that our Loving Creator wants us to have. This stuff is called the treasures of Heaven but the truth is you can have it even while you are here on Earth. And the more you share this stuff with others the more you find it filling your home and warming your heart. (By Bryan) $200 OFF ANY COMPLETE ROOFING JOB, NEW roof, re-roof, repairs, 10% off for repairs, $100 maximum, must present ad for discount, over 25 years experience, Licensed, Bonded and Insured, Tom Goldston Roofing, “Where Quality is Remembered Long After the Price is Forgotten” NV Lic#58203 (775)790-2461 HUSQVARNA RANCHER 455 CHAINSAW, 20” BAR, 2 chains, bar sheath, used very little $399 OBO, Roger (775)790-4136

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“The Paper With A Hometown Flavor” A 4th of July Prayer

Heavenly Father, We thank you for this Nation. We thank you for the freedom we enjoy daily. May we never take for granted the liberties we have been given. May we remain humble and conscious of the blessings we enjoy because of the sacrifices made by countless men and women.We thank you for the abundance we enjoy. May we be sensitive to those around us who are in need, and may our hearts be quick to help when we have the means to do so.

We pray for our leaders. For those placed in authority over us. Father, we ask that you guide every decision they make.

May they lead us with wisdom, humility, and grace.

Father bless our Nation with Your peace. May Your love flow through each one of us, and may we never forget to give You thanks, always. May you receive the glory, honor, and praise..In Jesus’ Name we pray, Amen. (Author unknown) 1200 PRIMERS, 2 LBS. POWDER, IMR 4198/ TAC, 500 .224 bullets $250 (775)901-1256 HOME REPAIR PRO, MR. FIX IT, ANY OUTSIDE/INSIDE repairs, big or small, flat rate $40 per hour (775)6915119 SEMI RETIRED PAINTER, INTERIOR, EXTERIOR and cabinets, no two story houses, based in Minden area, call John (831)801-0003

MONUMENTS UNLIMITED, EADSTONES, curbing, granite and concrete, all colors available, quality work (775)720-1627

Generation gap?

During one “generation gap” quarrel with his parents young Michael cried, “I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I’ll never find it here at home, so I’m leaving. Don’t try and stop me!”

With that he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close behind.

“Didn’t you hear what I said? I don’t want you to try and stop me.”

“Who’s trying to stop you?” replied his father. “If you wait a minute, I’ll go with you.”

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