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BEST FRIENDS FOREVER Just after Monaco, our cyber stalking team hacked Lewis Hamilton’s Facebook account. Which, we know, is a bit naughty PIZZA NUT
Lewis Hamilton
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Nico: Afternoon, Grumpy. The Terminator says we have to shake hands and be friends. So, this is me, extending an olive branch. How about we pose for a pizza picture and pretend to let bygones by bygones? 20 minutes ago • Like •
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Nico: C’mon don’t be like that. It was an honest mistake. 18 minutes ago • Like •
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Nico: Oh good, we’re back on where we grew up. Please do tell me again about your deprived childhood on the mean streets of Stevenage. Yours really is the story of triumph against adversity. They should make it into a movie. You could be an inspiration for millions. Rising from the gutter with nothing more than your wits and a massive cheque from McLaren. You’re a real hero of the downtrodden.
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Lewis: Honest mistake? You forgot the track turns right and not left? Just how special are you? You’ve only lived there for 28 years. 17 minutes ago • Like •
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Lewis: You don’t know what it was like! How could you! You’ve never felt hot, salty tears of shame that come from having to do the 24 Hours of Buckmore Park on second-hand tyres. We live in totally different worlds. 15 minutes ago • Like •
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Nico: We live in the same building.
Lewis: You’ll never be as hungry as me.
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Nico: Well one of us should at least try. Pizza. Tonight. 12 minutes ago • Like •
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Nico: Well, that’s up to you – but you know what will happen if we don’t pose for the picture. 10 minutes ago • Like •
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Nico: They would…
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Lewis: Don’t be smart 11 minutes ago • Like •
Yummy, pigeon wings instead of chicken.
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Lewis: Don’t want your stupid pizza. 9 minutes ago • Like •
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Nico: They could.
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Lewis: They couldn’t…
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Nico: Yup, ‘fraid so. And the more you walk around the paddock with a face like a slapped arse, the more inevitable it is we’re going to be on the receiving end of…
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Ronico and Lewiet. The new bestseller. True love. True tragedy. True (title) match.
Lewis: You don’t mean… 4 minutes ago • Like •
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Nico: That’s right, they’re going to lock us in a room with a man who’s crazier than a cut snake. You know he’s going to bang on about respect and make us watch that film again. By the time he’s through, we’ll be so desperate to get out we’ll make Romeo and Juliet looks like Vettel and Webber. And, as usual it’s going to be YOUR FAULT. But if that’s what you really want, then fine. three minutes ago • Like •
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Lewis: They wouldn’t…
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Pizza Nut needs to learn how to make pizzas. We ordered half pep and supreme and one half Hawaiian and bar b que pan crust. We got thin crust with what they called cheese pizza and it tasted just like the box it was in. Customer service
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Lewis: MENTORING FROM NIKI! two minutes ago • Like •
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Lewis: Um… so, thin-crust Hawaiian then? one minute ago • Like •
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Lewis: You know where you can stick that olive branch don’t you?