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Features 16 IT’S A MANN’S WORLD

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The claws are out as Olly Mann mediates an unexpected feline rivalry—Coco versus Alvin

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20 INTERVIEW:

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SIR IAN MCKELLEN

Britain’s most beloved thespian on his illustrious career and colourful life

30 “I REMEMBER”:

GLENN TILBROOK

The Squeeze singer on discovering his gifts and making a difference

HEALTH

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40 ANTIBIOTIC CRISIS Susannah Hickling explores the rise in European antibiotic resistance

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INSPIRE

to don your wellies and gather a foraged feast

BLUE GIANTS Step into the mysterious majesty of whale territory

60 BEST OF BRITISH:

FORAGING The best places in the UK

THE POWER OF TOUCH Why physical contact is so important for our happiness, wellness and health

TR AVEL & ADVENTURE

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SWINGING CHICAGO Simon Button steps back in time to enjoy jazz in the Windy City

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In every issue 9 12

Over to You See the World Differently

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HEALTH Advice: Susannah Hickling Column: Dr Max Pemberton INSPIRE If I Ruled the World: Mick Hucknall

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TRAVEL & ADVENTURE My Great Escape Arctic Adventures

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MONEY Column: Andy Webb

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FOOD & DRINK Tasty recipes and ideas from Rachel Walker HOME & GARDEN Column: Cassie Pryce

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FASHION & BEAUTY Column: Lisa Lennkh on how to look your best Beauty

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ENTERTAINMENT November’s cultural highlights

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BOOKS November Fiction: James Walton’s recommended reads Books That Changed My Life: Caroline Kepnes

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TECHNOLOGY Column: Olly Mann

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FUN & GAMES You Couldn’t Make It Up Word Power Brain Teasers Laugh!

60-Second Stand-Up Beat the Cartoonist

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In This Issue…

Whales have long been a source of intrigue to humanity.

We’re haunted by their music, dumbfounded by their size, and captivated by the image of their forked tails, vanishing into blue horizons. On p80, their allure becomes all the more beguiling as we discover the ways in which the humble humpback whale acts as the guardian of the deep, defending the ocean’s more vulnerable inhabitants— globular Weddell seals, defenseless grey whale calves, petite porpoises— from the cunning advances of orcas, the so called “wolves of the sea”.

Their altruism is a stark reminder of the richness of the world beneath the waves, and yet another reason it’s so important we protect our waters at all costs. After all, it seems it’s just what the humpack whale would do.

Jazz has been a big part of my life for as long as I can remember. My dad would play Lena Horne on our car rides home when I was a child, the big band I played in during my university years would cover such jazz standards as “Summertime” and “Mack the Knife” and John McLaughlin at the Royal Festival Hall remains one of the most memorable concerts I’ve ever been to. It’s no surprise then, that Chicago—the city beloved by the likes of Frank Sinatra and Louis Armstrong—has always been at the top of my bucket list of places to visit. This month, I got to do it vicariously through Simon Button who talks about his trip to the Windy City and explores its longstanding affair with jazz on p90, and I invite you to do the same!

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This week my husband and I were LEGO sitting in the mundane waiting room of our local NHS hospital, both secretly worrying as we were 14 awaiting results of prostate tests my husband had to have. Neither of us spoke much. But suddenly my eyes landed on the gorgeous image of a little brightly coloured man gaily climbing up coloured blocks—yes, I had spotted the LEGO man on your September edition of Reader’s Digest at a kiosk!

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FADING AWAY It was brave of Max Pemberton to share the article “Acts Of Kindness” with RD readers. It was raw, harrowing and painful but sadly a fact of life.

There’s a thin line concerning “what’s in the best interest of patients”, particularly in this case: when a patient’s condition blindsides them in what’s supposed to be their prime of life—it’s a tightrope of tension for the whole NHS team but sadly it is a pathway that has to be walked from one end to the other.

——KAREN TAYLOR, Dorset

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LIBRARY LOVIN’ After reading the library article by Anna Walker, I’ve been eager to visit the libraries mentioned and was most taken by the Women’s Library in Glasgow.

Being a woman with a keen interest in female empowerment, I can’t wait to visit this place and signpost to local residents who have no exposure or knowledge of this library.

I was first introduced to Reader’s Digest through my father back in Sri Lanka, who encouraged me to read articles to practise my English, and grow my knowledge and vocabulary.

I’ve since been working with an organisation called Abuse Never Becomes Us (ANBU), a UK registered charity focusing on supporting and empowering adult survivors of child abuse in the Sri Lankan Tamil community. A taboo subject that is still hardly ever discussed.

From this experience I understand the need that many women have to find guidance and support on these issues.

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KNEES UP While reading your article “New Hope for Ageing Knees” I was struck by memories of my grandfather. He suffered from knee and ankle pain for many years. He was lucky enough to have both knees replaced but unfortunately only one of which was considered successful.

I have many friends and family who are experiencing similar problems and I wanted to spread a little of my own learning on the subject.

Ginger syrup is a simple yet surprisingly effective way to help with joint pain. I now supply it on a regular basis to them and while it doesn’t help everyone, there are some who swear by its antiinflammatory properties.

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…differently If they look up at the ceiling, visitors to Rotterdam’s Market Hall can marvel at an 118,000 square foot image projected onto its ceiling. Artists Arno Coenen and Iris Roskam employed a computer programme used for making animation films in Hollywood to create giant fruits and ears of wheat as big as cranes. Even if you can tear your gaze from the spectacular ceiling, you won’t be disappointed as the foodie’s heaven has dozens of stalls; offering traditionally made cheese, exotic fruits, spices from all over the world and just about anything else in between.

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Cat Fight!

The claws are well and truly out in the Mann residence, as Olly's beloved cat, Coco, fails to adapt to her new compadre

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y cats hate each other. It’s taken me six months to admit it, but there you go. Two living beings, under my roof and part of my family, detest each other and—I suspect, because I do not speak Cat—spend much of the day plotting each other’s demise.

It was not supposed to be this way.

As I have previously documented in these pages, we spent a long time, and much mental effort, researching the best possible feline companion for our elderly tabby, Coco, in order to line up her successor without causing her too much concern. We were told, by numerous re-homing centres and online forums, that the Olly Mann presents Four Thought for BBC Radio 4, and the award-winning podcasts The Modern Mann and Answer Me This!

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most congenial colleague our older female cat could have was a newborn male kitten—and that, with a bit of luck, she might be persuaded to "mother" him.

We waited months until an appropriate cat came on the scene.

My wife works as an assistant veterinary nurse, so she put feelers out in the feline fraternity that we could provide a good home for a cat with the necessary stats. One day, we had a call from the "Kitten Man of Waltham Abbey"—I didn’t ask questions, this is how he was introduced—who said a sparky, affectionate three week-old had come into his possession. He sent us a photo: the cutest creature I had ever seen. Bright-eyed. Thick, wild coat.

Head cocked; a pose that suggested curiosity, character and charm.

The Kitten Man said we had to confirm our intention to adopt within three days. So, our weekend was spent debating the pros and illustrations by Daniel Mitchell

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cons. We’d been waiting for an appropriate candidate for so long, we wondered if now was actually the right time; my wife was six months pregnant, so we had a tight three months to get this cat toilet-trained, neutered and acclimatised to our house rules. Did we really want to endure high summer with the smell of cat litter flowing through the house, unable to even open a window? But then we’d revert back to that photo. Those eyes! Those cheeky, comely eyes!

Alvin, as we named him, entered our lives three weeks later. My

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office was designated as the nursery slope until (slowly, slowly) he was introduced to the rest of the house.

At the time, it seemed stressful, tending to a young animal in such a confined space. And the odour of wee was seriously affecting my ability to work from home. But looking back, that period feels like the halcyon days of peacetime.

We’d done a bit of scent-swapping —putting Alvin’s fur inside Coco’s basket, for example—in an attempt to prepare her that a visitor had arrived. But she was so secure, so complacent, so old, frankly, that she didn’t seem to notice. One evening, when Alvin was ten weeks old, we brought them both into the sitting room, my wife and I each holding one cat in our laps, so they could check each other out.

Suddenly, Coco—normally so placid, so unmotivated—unleashed a sound I had never heard before.

It wasn’t quite the same quivering howl she targets at garden intruders.

It was more guttural, more… unnatural. Presumably it was intended to make Alvin hide, or seek solace in another room, or, preferably, street. Instead, he responded with a swift paw to her neck, then sprinted up the curtain. Coco hissed, and jumped, and hissed again. And then threw up on the carpet. So much for that supposed mothering instinct.

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unremarkable feature of our daily For weeks afterwards, we gradually soundtrack. I feel guilty, because reintroduced the two cats to each I forced this situation on Coco, in her other; each time, a slightly more dotage. But, what can I say? Alvin sedate version of the same events remains super-cute. Those eyes! transpired. We were hopeful that, Oddly, when we’re certainly by the time my out of the house— new son Toby arrived, “COCO, I rigged up a CCTV the cats would at least have learned to tolerate NORMALLY SO camera to confirm this—the two cats each other. But no. Six PLACID, SO can co-exist for seven months on, they still UNMOTIVATED, hours without conflict. fight each morning, So some of their rivalry when the door that RELEASED A performed separates their two SOUND I HAD isforevidently our benefit, perhaps territories is opened.

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However hard we try to keep At least one thing has become them apart, pet them equally and clear. When Coco does finally shuffle feed them simultaneously, each day off this mortal coil, I doubt we’ll be brings at least three fights. Howling, giving The Kitten Man a call. n spitting and puking are now an

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Sir Ian McKellen:

“Life Would Be Boring Without Laughter”

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National treasure, and the foremost actor of his generation, Sir Ian McKellen reflects on pride, humour and the power of ageing

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eing in a room with Sir Ian McKellen is as captivating as one would imagine. He takes a seat, elegantly crosses his legs and waits, his piercing blue eyes conjuring an amused expression that lights up his whole face. It’s a look his many fans will be familiar with through watching his extensive film work, (Lord Of The Rings, X-Men, Gods and Monsters) and select few will have seen up close on the stage. In his most recent film, The Good Liar, his character is both an amalgamation of previous parts he’s played and simultaneously unlike any role he’s taken before.

The protagonist, Roy Courtenay,

an aged con artist willing to exploit anyone housing a hefty pile of cash, exudes a cheery exterior while harbouring an odious temperament that bolts from his body unto those unfortunate enough to get in his way.

The untrained fan might assume that such a hideous personality would be a challenge for such an illustrious and well-mannered actor to play, but quite the opposite is true. The reason McKellen can switch into a snarling menace on screen is that he finds it all rather fun.

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“THE WORK I’VE DONE FOR GAY RIGHTS IN THIS COUNTRY IS NO MORE THAN WHAT ANYBODY WHO CARED DID”

said. So it’s a question of using your imagination, which children have in abundance, but most adults seem to lose, although many actors are kids at heart. As for playing someone who does dreadful things, well in one’s imagination…” he chuckles in spite of himself. “You don’t—of course—have to actually kill someone yourself to be convincing as a murderer, it’s all imagination and a mixture of oneself and the character.”

This indelible focus on imagination is undoubtedly the very thing that makes McKellen’s work so delicious. The thrill he clearly gains from immersing himself in curious worlds, journeys into our brains like a fish caught in a current and swims there long after the story is done.

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any sense, in any situation. I’m more of a follower really. The work I’ve done for gay rights in this country is no more than what anybody who cared did, or is doing now. I joined the team, joined the club, joined the crowd and because I work in the public eye it seems perhaps that I do more than I actually have done, but I’ve met some wonderful people whose contribution to changing the world was much bigger than mine.

People who understand the law and how politics works and how to manoeuvre things, people like Angela Mason and Peter Tatchell.

They’ve been inspiring.”

However modestly McKellen would see himself, since boldly coming out during a BBC Radio 3 broadcast

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participant taking a different focus and letting their own imaginations escape them.

Despite having such a profound effect on the cinephiles and theatregoers of the world, McKellen is unblinkingly humble. A— nowadays rare—quality that seeps into much of our conversation while discussing his amazing life achievements thus far. A founding member of Stonewall, a UK gay rights charity, which fought to repeal Section 28 (a homophobic clause that prohibited the teaching or promotion of homosexuality) in the Eighties, McKellen sees himself as merely a vessel of hope rather than a front-runner of change.

“I don’t feel a need to be a leader in

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in 1988 the majority of us see it differently. Including his long-time chum Simon Callow, who touched on his own coming out experience during an interview in our December issue: “As I always say to Ian, I was the John the Baptist to his Jesus. I paved the way and when he came out, he was a natural leader.”

Amid all the drama and violence of The Good Liar, one particularly edifying aspect is the strength and boldness portrayed by a predominantly senior cast. Often overlooked in Hollywood, dismissed as secondary characters or cast in stereotypically frail roles, it’s quite something to watch mature performers manipulating each other, fighting each other and out-witting each other in a way that’s seldom depicted. No broken bones or vulnerability in sight.

“Older actors have always had power,” McKellen says with gusto, “there’s a wisdom you can bring to a role that you don’t automatically have during your younger years.

But also, just because you’re older doesn’t make you a shell of what you once were, it doesn’t hinder you and senior actors are adept just as senior people are in all walks of life. The idea that you suddenly fall short of being artistic or become less human when you’re elderly is so silly. You just can’t run as fast!”

And, for anyone who still doubts that sentiment, just wait for the truly

“THE IDEA THAT YOU SUDDENLY FALL SHORT OF BEING ARTISTIC WHEN YOU’RE ELDERLY IS SO SILLY”

shocking-yet-brilliant scene in which Sir Ian McKellen and Dame Helen Mirren go hell-for-leather in a good old-fashioned bust-up, which, no doubt, their youthful sensibilities helped with. “[Our chemistry] is not something we’ve worked at,” says McKellen, “this is the first film we’ve done together but we’re friends and she’s such a professional. You don’t have to get on with the actors you’re working with but my goodness does it help. She’s got a great sense of humour and works very hard and that fits in with my discipline too.”

For an actor who has had varying career-defining roles it’s almost a wonder that McKellen isn’t repeatedly held to account for specific parts he’s taken in the past. So often performers who play magnificent characters are forever defined by—and bound to—that role. So much so that any future NOVEMBER 2019 • 25

endeavours are tainted with their past, making suspending your disbelief quite a challenge.

McKellen though, has a magical sincerity while on-stage or on-screen, a way of never letting you forget the current character and always making the audience lose themselves in the story.

“I’ve been offered similar jobs before, but it doesn’t always benefit me or an audience if I take them—that way you could turn into a caricature.”

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Gandalf. I’ve loved and related to the characters I’ve played, otherwise I wouldn’t have played them, but trying new adventures is such fun.”

In a related stream of thought McKellen offers the opinion that comedy roles are not to be sniffed at and form an incredibly significant part of the acting domain. Ever one for the arts, snobbery, evidentially, isn’t a trait he bothers with in the

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Starring as Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings franchise. (Below); as Mel Hutchwright in Coronation Street

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world of theatre.

“Oh how boring life would be without any laughter!” McKellen exclaims with a grin. He played Widow Twankey in the Old Vic’s Panto and acted in Coronation Street as the playwright, Mel Hutchwright.

“They were special parts of my career that I was thrilled to be involved in.”

But, after such a long list of accolades, where does a mogul such as McKellen go next?

“I still harbour the dream that I might one day be in an on-stage musical. It would be lovely wouldn’t it? To step out and sing a song, but I can’t sing so that’s just a dream…”

Here McKellen bursts into song, bellowing the line, “I had a dream”, with unspoiled pitch and a giggle.

As much as fans may want to pinpoint the peculiar, lovable quality that makes McKellen so mesmeric, he’s faintly untouchable to those who don’t know him. But, watch him in his element and you’ll understand.

This grandiose man, so eloquently spoken and impeccably dressed

“I STILL HARBOUR THE DREAM THAT I MIGHT ONE DAY BE IN AN ON-STAGE MUSICAL. IT WOULD BE LOVELY, WOULDN’T IT, TO STEP OUT AND SING A SONG?” is a servant to his craft, and that’s where you’ll find the glimmer of his soul. So dedicated is he to his art that he morphs seamlessly between one character and the next, never over-exerted, always under control. And, as he whips his scarf over his shoulder, hops on the back of a motorbike, and whizzes off past Embankment, it’s clear he’s wonderfully unstoppable. n The Good Liar is in cinemas across the UK from 8 November

Crazy, Stupid Love In 19th century Austria, women danced with a slice of apple under their armpit.

They would then offer the slice to whichever man they fancied the most.

In the 1600s, Puritan courters would carry a hollow tube with them on dates, through which both lovers could speak without the threat of being overheard.

In the 17th century, Welsh bachelors would present their love interest with a special spoon, as a symbol of their devotion.

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ENTERTAINMENT

Glenn Tilbrook

I REMEMBER… Glenn Tilbrook, 62, is the lead singer and guitarist of the English band Squeeze. He looks back on his childhood in London, early passion for music and the beginning of Squeeze …BEING ABOUT THREE OR FOUR AND LOOKING THROUGH MY MUM AND DAD’S LP COLLECTION, which was in the corner of our sitting room. I particularly remember a Lena Horne live record but, more than the sound of her [voice], I remember the smell of the record. There was music playing around the house and my earliest memory is of music generally.

brought up in a council flat, as my parents separated. My mum, Mandy, had the council flat from 1954 until she died in 1997. It was security for her. I had an older brother who sadly died when he was 33. I’m sure I was an annoying little brother but we shared a bedroom until he left home at 16, so when I was 11 I had the room to myself.

… GROWING UP IN BLACKHEATH STANDARD IN SOUTH EAST LONDON. I still live near there. I was

…LOOKING BACK I REALISE THAT I WAS THE RECIPIENT OF A REALLY GOOD TIME IN THE

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HISTORY OF THE WELFARE STATE. We had the NHS, good hospitals and good housing that was maintained by the council. I think all the families in the flat where we grew up—there were six families per block—had been housed at the same time and they were all roughly the same age, so there were a lot of other kids around.

that by the time I was 11, I was pretty proficient on the guitar. There were lots of things that I did wrong in my piano playing—an 11-year-old doesn’t have that level of expertise— but that didn’t stop me from finding it fascinating and often, my musical ineptitude and curiosity has led me to places that I don’t think I would necessarily have got to any other way.

…OUR FLATS WERE BUILT ON AN OLD BOMBSITE. The bottom of our road was entirely filled with rubble and there were several bombsites around us. It now seems incredible to me now, but at that point it was entirely natural. I must admit, they were dangerous places but if you were a kid it was lots of fun. It was the early Sixties, 20 years after the war, and they were still clearing up. …I WAS QUITE A SHY LITTLE BOY, NOT VERY CONFIDENT, WHICH HAD ITS UPS AND DOWNS. I had a group of friends who I used to get on with really well. From the age of six or seven though, I was really happy to spend time alone, and the thing that I liked doing most was playing piano. I also used to borrow my brother’s guitar. I was very lucky that a friend of the family taught me how to tune it and after that I taught myself to play. I absolutely loved it. …IT WAS NEVER A CHORE LEARNING HOW TO PLAY MUSIC. I was seven when I started and I think

(Top) Glenn with his mum, Mandy; (Bottom) An early Squeeze concert

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Squeeze with Jools Holland, 1980; (Bottom) Glenn with Chris Difford

…AT SECONDARY SCHOOL THERE WAS A VERY HELPFUL TEACHER who was encouraging to me. They obviously saw that I loved music, but by the time I got round to taking piano lessons I had a different teacher who was very old school.

He wanted me to play the piano correctly and, of course, I had taught myself, so they didn’t sit very well together.

…MY MUM WAS A TYPIST AT COUNTY HALL. It was a relatively stable job and she stayed there until she retired. I didn’t have much contact with my father, Peter. He wasn’t very interested in me when I was growing up but that started to change when I was 13—he bought me an electric guitar and an amp.

That was fantastic. I remember him giving me a very stern talk when I was 16, about music not being a very wise choice, but by that time he’d lost me.

I was going to do what I was going to do.

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…THE ACADEMIC SIDE OF SCHOOL WASN’T MY CUP OF TEA, THOUGH I ALWAYS LOVED READING. We didn’t have books in the house, but I joined the library and did a lot of reading when I was growing up. At junior school, I read all the Just William books and although they were written in the 1930s, the life of a boy then didn’t seem so terribly different to my own.

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…HAVING A CAREER IN MUSIC WAS VERY CLEAR TO ME AS A CHILD. I was very determined and failure was never an option, which in retrospect is extremely lucky. It took me a long time to realise—and I don’t mean this in a conceited way—that what I have, actually, is a gift. It is just innate in me and I did everything I could to follow it because that was what I wanted. I didn’t have many other distractions, so I was able to give it all my time. Music was all I ever wanted to do. …BEING EXPELLED FROM ELTHAM GREEN SCHOOL. The film, Clockwise, starring John Cleese, was based on the headmaster who was brought to my school when I was in first year. It was a bit of a wayward school and he imposed military-style discipline. If you were a second late you would be put in detention and made to stand in a square on the concourse. He walked around with a cane and mortarboard and he would come and stare at you, about half an inch away from your face.

He was really a very strange man.

He brought in a rule that said you couldn’t have hair below collar-length and obviously, I had that. In the end, he expelled me—not before caning me twice. It hurts, I can tell you, and I am still really puzzled by his sadistic level of enjoyment. He did the full performance of walking the length of the room and having a run up.

…MY SECOND SECONDARY SCHOOL WAS FANTASTIC. I left school at 15 and I had a succession of mostly shop-based jobs. My last proper job was working in a musical instrument shop called Bill Lewington in Cambridge Circus, London. …MEETING JOOLS HOLLAND WHEN I WAS 14 AND THEN INDEPENDENTLY OF JOOLS, MEETING CHRIS DIFFORD. They were separate friends but then Chris and I formed a band. We had a different pianist, drummer and bass player for a while, then Jools joined us in an early version of Squeeze.

When I was 17, we started getting more gigs outside of our local area and were playing across London.

Then we started getting support around the country. So, in a quiet way and over a few years, music was taking up more and more of our time. …ALWAYS THINKING WE WERE GOING TO SUCCEED. I never had any doubt that we would. In retrospect, I’m surprised at my attitude, because I didn’t have any fear of failure—failing wouldn’t have been an option, anyway. …WE MET MILES COPELAND III AND HE SIGNED US. He got us small gigs and then we put out an EP, Packet of Three. Chris and I had been together for four years—at that age it NOVEMBER 2019 • 35

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felt like quite a long time but we didn’t waste our time—we were writing and were very prolific. So, by the time we started gigging around, we were a really good band, we were musically proficient—more so than most of our contemporaries. And, by the time we got a record out we were actually streets ahead of most other bands, I think. …JOOLS HAD A LIFELONG LOVE OF BOOGIE-WOOGIE ROCK AND ROLL and I hadn’t dealt with that as much, and Chris liked The Velvet Underground. I absolutely adored pop and guitar music like Jimi Hendrix and Wes Montgomery, so we all brought something different to the table and the sound we made was uniquely “us.” It wasn’t by design; it was the accident of us being a group. …FROM THE TIME I WAS 22 TO WHEN I WAS 25, WE WENT FROM PLAYING PUBS TO PLAYING AT

MADISON SQUARE GARDENS AND that was an incredible trajectory to experience at that age. The thing you don’t notice is that you give up a certain part of yourself to do that.

There is always some sort of price to pay for how you develop. But I still think it’s a small price to pay for the reward of doing what you want to do.

With your contemporaries and some school friends, it’s hard to relate what your life is like, doing what you do, and the opportunities you have. I’m never far from realising it’s not normal. …DEALING WITH MY OLDER BROTHER WAS HARD FOR OUR FAMILY, because he didn’t have a successful life and he was never very happy.

I was always aware of that—we talked about it openly and I tried to help him. It really did seem like he had turned a corner at one point— but he died of a drug overdose.

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…WATCHING A BBC SCOTLAND DOCUMENTARY ON THE IMPLEMENTATION OF UNIVERSAL CREDIT. Scotland was the first place where it was rolled out. It was apparent then that it wasn’t a very efficient system and that it threw people who were already struggling into deeper poverty.

Within this programme, there was one particular single-parent household—a mother and her son who had lived in London and were struggling to live there and ended up being advised that the best place to move to was somewhere in Scotland.

So the mother went up there with her 12-year-old son, no family support, having to put food on the table. Bits of that, of course, resonated with me—my mum struggled at some points. …THE HUMAN ASPECT OF UNIVERSAL CREDIT [MADE ME] think,What can I do to really help

people like that? The best thing I could do was to use whatever limited position I have to try and encourage people to donate to food banks. So I did a solo gig and was amazed at people’s response. People really wanted to help, they can be really generous—that was a lovely thing to rediscover.

I spoke to Chris about it and he was very much on board with the idea of doing the same with Squeeze and, of course, with Squeeze it becomes a much bigger thing because we are playing bigger venues for thousands of people. It’s taking a step up and it feels great to contribute to something greater than ourselves. People want to help and that is so humbling. n As told to Joy Persaud The Difford And Tilbrook Songbook 2019 tour will benefit the foodbank charity The Trussell Trust. Tickets are available from gigsandtours.com

HEALTH

Teach Your

BRAIN New Tricks

By Eric Haseltine

Exercising these three talents is a good reminder that, even on a bad day, your built-in computer is awfully powerful

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Move Things With Your Mind

Tie a two-or-three-foot piece of string through the handle of a mug and dangle it in front of you, keeping it as still as you can. Then, using only your mind, will the cup to sway back and forth. After 20 to 30 seconds, you will see the cup start to move. Then, again using only your mind, order the

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cup to stop. Repeat, this time willing the cup to sway like a pendulum.

No, you can’t literally move things with your mind. But this ­experiment—which feels eerily like telekinesis—proves that your unconscious exerts extraordinary control over your muscles, causing them to contract in subtle ways that

produce tiny but precise motions that move the cup. Although you probably weren’t aware of which muscles you contracted to cause the cup to sway, your body knew what to do through a process called “implicit memory”, in which your brain files away enormous amounts of information unconsciously, such as which muscle groups will cause which kinds of subtle motions.

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Navigate in the Dark

Bats navigate in the dark by listening for the returning sound they create from ultrasonic clicks, chirps, and tones. We all have an inner bat that can also echolocate. Find a long stick with a hard tip (metal is ideal) and a friend to spot you, then go to an uncarpeted area of your house. Close your eyes and tap the stick in front of you, as blind people do. Observe that you can get a sense of the presence of large nearby objects, just by listening to the clicks.

If you’re like most sighted people who do this for the first time, you’ll just “know” when you’re getting close to a wall or a large object without knowing exactly how you know. This “knowing without knowing how” is another example of implicit memory.

But if you listen carefully to the clicks of your stick, you’ll start to notice that a click made from tapping the floor a few feet from a wall has a hollow quality because of slight

echoes that immediately follow the original click of contact.

If you tap the stick closer to the wall (within a few inches), the click will have a somewhat higher pitch. Some people report that clicks right next to the wall sound “deader” because they contain fewer echoes and overtones.

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Sound shadowing is a close cousin of echolocation. It lets you sense when someone—or a large something, such as a predator—is right behind you, even when that someone (or something) makes no sound.

Stand with your eyes closed on a carpeted surface and have a friend sneak up behind you so that you don’t hear their footsteps, breathing, or clothes rustling. The experiment works best when you have a conspicuous sound source, such as a radio, located about ten feet behind you to create background noise.

As your friend approaches from behind, even though you can’t see or hear them directly, you should be able to “feel” the person’s proximity by the sound shadow that he or she casts—the way the person blocks the sound. If you pay close attention to the sound shadow, you’ll perceive it has two parts: a slight lowering of volume and a deadening of echoes of the radio noise off surfaces behind you. n PsychologyToday.com (June 2018), © 2018 by Eric Haseltine

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The increasing resistance of bacteria to antibiotics is a major public health threat. We all have a share in the fight to overcome it

LET’S KEEP ANTIBIOTICS WORKING

By Susannah Hickling

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box of amoxicillin, please,” I asked the shop assistant. I’d had a tip-off you could buy antibiotics without a prescription in this grocery store serving the Polish community in a market town in the rural west of England.

Sure enough, no questions asked, the store employee reached into a glass cabinet next to the checkout and pulled out a packet of penicillin from a variety of drugs on display. I paid £15.29, thanked her and left with 24 tablets. Neither she nor I had any idea whether they were the appropriate treatment. It is illegal in all EU countries—the UK and Poland included—to dispense antibiotics without a prescription from a medical professional. But my purchase wasn’t just against the law, it was also contributing to what Dominique Monnet of the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (ECDC) calls “a major public health threat”—the increasing resistance of bacteria to antibiotics.

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he discovery of penicillin 90 years ago revolutionised medicine. “Before antibiotics, thousands died from bacterial diseases, such as pneumonia, or infection following surgery,” explains Monnet, who is head of the ECDC’s disease programme on antibiotic resistance. Antibiotics now prevent

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women dying after childbirth, preterm babies succumbing to bugs they’re too weak to fight off and elderly people perishing from urinary tract infections. They zap bacteria responsible for infections ranging from acne to tuberculosis and are used to treat and prevent illness in livestock as well as humans.

But these miracle drugs are losing their power because of overuse and misuse. As a result, we're in danger of entering what the World Health Organisation (WHO) has called “a post-antibiotic era in which common infections and minor injuries can once again kill.” In this scenario, Monnet says, “organ transplants,

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cancer chemotherapy, intensive care, and other medical procedures would no longer be possible. Bacterial diseases would spread and could no longer be treated.” As a result, 10 million people a year could die worldwide by 2050, according to a 2016 report funded by the Wellcome Trust and the UK government.

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“Antibiotic resistance is not a future threat,” points out Andreas Sandgren, deputy head of ReAct Europe, an independent organisation that urges action on antibiotic resistance. “It is profoundly affecting us and causing many deaths now.” The ECDC estimates that 33,000 people die every year in Europe as a direct result of an antibiotic-resistant infection, costing 1 billion euros annually.

“We need to protect antibiotics by reducing exposure to them and develop new agents to replace the ones we’ve got,“ says Dr Nicholas Brown, a medical microbiologist at Cambridge University Hospital in the UK and head of Antibiotic Action.

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o how did we get here? “Resistance is inevitable and is a natural phenomenon that has always occurred following exposure to antibiotics,” says Dr Brown. “The more we use antibiotics, the more resistance will emerge and the less effective they become.”

Bacteria, rather than people, become resistant to antibiotics.

The germs mutate in response to these medicines, with the strongest capable of surviving. This is more likely to happen if the treatment is unnecessary, too short or too long, at too weak a dose, or not targeted at a specific bug.

Resistance means that doctors have to use ever more potent antibiotics to combat some infections. Some lastline antibiotics—treatments of last resort—are beginning to fail. Bacteria that are now resistant to many antibiotics include those that cause pneumonia, meningitis, urinary tract infections (UTIs), gonorrhea, surgical site infections like MRSA, diarrhea, bloodstream infections such as sepsis, malaria, skin infections including impetigo, and TB. New antibiotics aren’t being developed fast enough to keep pace with resistance. “A lot of big pharmaceutical companies have withdrawn from antibiotic development, because it is high risk,” explains Dr Brown. “It costs between £400–800 million to take a drug to market and get regulatory approval for it to be used. The fallout rate is high—only about one in 25 drugs actually make it to market. In that situation the drug companies never get any reimbursement for the money they put in.”

Promising new antibiotics in the pipeline include the soil-derived teixobactin and cefiderocol. But in 2017 the WHO warned that only eight of the 51 therapies in development to treat antibiotic-resistant pathogens were innovative treatments that could add value to existing drugs.

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here is a large variation in the level of consumption of antibiotics among European countries,” says ReAct’s Andreas Sandgren. According to the ECDC, people in Cyprus, Spain, France, Romania, and Poland are the biggest

AN EU REPORT FOUND THAT SEVEN PER CENT OF ANTIBIOTICS WERE TAKEN WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION consumers. Meanwhile, the Dutch, Estonians, and Swedes use them very little. In the Netherlands and Sweden, there's a continuing downward trend, with Finland, Germany, Italy, Luxembourg, Norway and the UK also showing decreasing use.

At least 80 per cent of antibiotics are prescribed in the community, mostly by family doctors. But people can also get them on the internet, directly from pharmacies, and even—as I found—in other shops. Sometimes people pass unused tablets to friends or family members. A 2017 EU report found that seven per cent of antibiotics were taken without prescription. One in five Europeans took antibiotics for colds or flu in 2018, even though antibiotics don’t kill 44 • NOVEMBER 2019

viruses, according to a Eurobarometer survey from the European Union.

Spain is now having to tackle high rates of antibiotic consumption and—as a result—antibiotic-resistant infections. Its residents take three times as many antibiotics as people in the Netherlands, which has the lowest rate of antibiolic consumption in Europe. Much research has been devoted to investigating the extent of the problem. Results have varied from an eye-popping 64 per cent of pharmacists admitting to dispensing antibiotics without a prescription in a 2014 survey in northern Spain to 19 per cent in a 2017 study in northwestern Spain.

But the tide could be turning, thanks to the Spanish government’s determination to address what it has described as “excessive and frequently inappropriate” antibiotic use.

“The demand for over-the-counter antibiotics is a situation that we experience every day in pharmacies, although in the last two years I have appreciated a fundamental difference,” says Virtudes Roig, a pharmacist from Valencia. “The patient is aware of the legislation and when refused does not insist, which means that the information campaigns have worked.”

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ne country that has long embraced good antibiotic stewardship is Sweden. The rapid spread of penicillin-resistant ear infections among children in the

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early 1990s acted as a wake-up call. It upper respiratory tract infection will led to the creation in 1995 of Strama, a go of its own accord. strategic program tackling antibiotic It has worked. Outpatient antibiotic resistance at local, regional, and prescriptions dropped 43 per cent national levels. “Worried colleagues over 24 years, 73 per cent among from different fields­—clinical children. There has also been a microbiologists, infectious disease shift away from broad spectrum to experts, GPs, pharmacists, nurses and narrow spectrum antibiotics, which vets—came together and said, ‘We target specific bugs and reduce must do something,’” says Dr Stephan the development of resistance. At Stenmark, chairman of the Strama the same time, levels of resistant Program Council and county medical bacteria—always low—have officer for communicable disease remained stable. control for Västerbotten.

The secret of Strama’s success?

Today, local multi-professional “Feedback,” says Stenmark. “You groups work with GPs, while must work with clinicians and the government funds show them your data, not a national executive as the antibiotic police group. There is rigorous but as a colleague. GPs monitoring both of were involved all the way antibiotic prescribing and in the development of resistance, and a national national guidelines.” target of no more than 250 He also cites the prescriptions a year per importance of the media in 1,000 inhabitants. winning over the public. “Without Keeping prescribers up to date is the media, we wouldn’t crucial. “There are constantly new have been able to afford big studies being done and today we information campaigns.” know that there are few, relatively Awareness is now high: 2018 small sub-groups of respiratory Eurobarometer data shows that 74 per tract infections that fare better with cent of Swedes know antibiotics don’t antibiotics than without,” says Lars cure viruses. In 1991, parents and the Blad, chairman of the Strama Network authorities alike would have been and WHO consultant on containing unhappy if he had not prescribed antibiotic resistance. “These studies antibiotics for a child with an ear are continuously taken into modern infection that would probably have and updated treatment guidelines.” cleared up on its own, Stenmark says.

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parents they’re necessary.”

Lisa Österlund, 50, from Stockholm is proof of the change in attitudes. The music librarian and mother of three children aged between 13 and 18 can only remember one occasion anyone in her family used antibiotics: when her eldest daughter had pneumonia at the age of nine.

“My husband Jon and I have had no antibiotics since the mid-1990s,” she says. When a family member is ill, Lisa’s first port of call is the

HOW TO COMBAT ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANCE ✦✦ Wash your hands regularly with

soap and water for 20 seconds. ✦✦ Favour hand washing over

antibacterial gels. ✦✦ Avoid antibacterial wipes and sprays when cleaning surfaces. ✦✦ Don’t ask your doctor for antibiotics. ✦✦ Never take them if they’re not prescribed. ✦✦ Take them exactly as directed. ✦✦ Keep your vaccinations up to date. ✦✦ Prepare and cook food properly, and keep raw meat separate from vegetables and eating utensils. ✦✦ When you fall ill, stay at home and rest.

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Swedish e-health system. She goes to the 1177 website where she can get information, send a secure message to a doctor, and have an online consultation. “Jon and I get sinus problems after a cold, but there’s no point in asking the doctor for antibiotics. We’re always told that it will pass in time.”

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he fight against antibiotic resistance is taking place elsewhere in Europe. Marc Bonten, professor of molecular epidemiology of infectious diseases at the University Medical Center Utrecht, calls the Netherlands’ efforts “very successful.”

“With the Scandinavian countries, we have the lowest antibiotic consumption and lowest resistance rates in Europe,” he says. Good surveillance of antibiotic use and resistance in hospitals, nursing homes, and the community, as well as among farm animals, has been key. There was a 63 per cent reduction in antibiotic use in food animals between 2009 and 2017, and a ten per cent drop in human prescriptions in the community between 2016 and 2017.

Meanwhile, the UK government has pledged to cut prescriptions by 15 per cent by 2024. There have been big public information campaigns.

A catchy song in a television ad urges people to “keep antibiotics working” by not taking them for viruses and

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by following your doctor’s advice.

Initiatives seem to be working; between 2014/15 and 2017/18, community pharmacies in England dispensed more than 3.7 million fewer antibiotic prescriptions.

The EU’s ambitious One Health action plan is battling the problem on several fronts—human, animal and environmental. Measures include reliable Europe-wide surveillance data, guidelines for prudent drug use and funding for research into new antibiotics and other treatments.

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iven that all antibiotics will eventually develop resistance, there is heightened interest in finding alternative weapons in the fight against superbugs.

One possible solution is bacteriophages. These naturally occurring viruses attack bacteria and have been popular in eastern and central European countries, including Poland and Russia, for many years. An EU-funded project in the French city of Nantes hopes to develop phages for more widespread use.

Recently there have been some promising results. Thanks to a cocktail of three viruses, British teenager Isabelle Carnell-Holdaway, who has cystic fibrosis, fought off an antibioticresistant infection she picked up after a lung transplant. Doctors had put her

chances of survival at one per cent.

However, large-scale clinical trials of phages are needed and, as Dr Brown points out, at present “it’s difficult to pinpoint which bacteriophage you need and when you would use it.”

“Antibody therapy specifically targeting a certain bacterium could be useful,” suggests Utrecht’s Professor Bonten. Scientists from the German Cancer Research Centre in Heidelberg, Germany, recently succeeded in using antibodies from healthy people to attach to sugar structures on Klebsiella pneumoniae bacteria to protect against common antibiotic-resistant hospital infections such as pneumonia, UTIs and septicaemia.

Also in Heidelberg, at the European Molecular Biology Laboratory, scientists have been looking at combining existing antibiotics and combining antibiotics with other types of drugs, and even food additives, to make them more effective. They found that vanillin, which gives vanilla its flavor, helped the antibiotic spectinomycin to enter bacterial cells and inhibit their growth.

Spectinomycin had been used to treat gonorrhoea, but has fallen out of circulation due to antibiotic resistance.

Until these twinkles in scientists’ eyes become a treatment reality, we all need to join the battle to cut unnecessary use of antibiotics. n NOVEMBER 2019 • 47

Know Your Numbers It’s time to do the maths if you want to lead a long, happy and healthy life

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Weekly exercise in minutes

Keeping active is one of the most effective ways of avoiding many health issues, including heart disease, cancer, type 2 diabetes and stroke. Researchers have found 150 minutes to be the minimum you should be aiming for for good health.

Plus, weight-bearing exercise such as running or walking or even dance will enhance bone density. There are mental health benefits from being physically active too. Try to do five half-hour workouts, five days a week.

120/80 Blood pressure

Ideally, your blood pressure should Susannah Hickling is twice winner of the Guild of Health Writers Best Consumer Magazine Health Feature 48 • NOVEMBER 2019

be no more than this. And you need to keep a check on these numbers because hypertension is usually symptomless. But left untreated, it can lead to health problems such as heart disease and stroke. That’s why it’s known as the “silent killer”. One in four adults in the UK have high blood pressure, so it’s recommended you have it tested every five years if you’re over 40.

Blood pressure of 140/90 is considered high.

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Alcoholic drinks a week

Both men and women should drink no more than 14 units a week to stave off health problems linked to alcohol. These include mouth and breast cancer, liver disease, high blood pressure, heart rhythm abnormalities and depression. A unit is 76 ml of a 13 per cent wine or 250 ml of a four per cent beer—in other words, almost certainly less than the quantity of alcohol you consume in an average glass of booze!

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Hours of sleep

We’re all different but, ideally, we should get at least seven hours of shut-eye every night. Too little sleep is a health risk—it’s been linked to obesity, type 2 diabetes, heart disease and even injuries. That said, more than nine hours a night isn’t considered good for health either and seems to make you prone to some of the same health problems as lack of sleep.

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Total cholesterol

Five or below is considered the healthy level for total cholesterol, but there is also good (HDL) cholesterol and bad (LDL) cholesterol in the mix. Higher levels— one or above—of the good stuff reduce your risk of heart problems or a stroke. Keep your cholesterol under control by cutting down on alcohol and fatty foods and stepping up exercise and your consumption of nuts, oatmeal and fatty fish (have three servings a week).

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Daily servings of wholegrains

We’re all pretty knowledgeable about the importance of our five-a-day when it comes to fruit and veg, but it’s worth taking note of the need to eat plenty of wholegrains.

These are the seeds of cereals, such as wheat, maize, rye, barley, brown rice, oats and quinoa. Wholegrains contain up to 75 per cent more nutrients than the refined variety.

They offer fibre, which can help reduce your risk of cardiovascular disease, keep blood glucose levels under control and your gut healthy.

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Ugh, That’s Gross!

You might be surprised at just how germy some of our everyday objects really are Shopping trolley The handle of that shopping trolley harbours bugs like salmonella from raw meat or E.coli from the hands of other shoppers who haven’t washed after using the loo. Make it your habit to wash your hands as soon as you get home from the supermarket.

Lift going up?

You could be going down with the lurgy after pressing the buttons.

A Canadian study found that 61 per cent of lift buttons in hospitals were colonised with bacteria. Think about using a pen or your elbow to press the controls, and sanitise your hands afterwards.

Smartphone Just think about this—your phone is in your hand and close to your mouth a lot of the time, so it’s bound to be a germ-carrier. One University of Arizona study found that mobiles hosted ten times more bacteria than a toilet seat! You’re likely to find 50 • NOVEMBER 2019

E.coli and other unpleasant germs, so don’t forget to clean your phone on a regular basis.

Coffee maker Your morning coffee is a very comforting thing, but much more uncomfortable is the fact that the coffee machine reservoir is a breeding ground for bacteria. Make sure you clean it once a month by filling it with vinegar, leaving it for half an hour, then running the vinegar through the machine. Rinse it by running water through it a couple of times. Clean the drip tray and other parts too.

Washing-up sponge To get rid of the multitude of nasties that lurk in the sponges you use to wash up and clean kitchen surfaces, microwave them for two minutes every day and replace after two weeks.

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Ask The Expert: Stress Consultant psychiatrist Sarmila Sinha is the founder of stress-management course provider Living Life Stress Free and author of Depression: A Guide to Recovery How did you come to be an expert on stress and depression?

I have over 15 years of experience as a psychiatrist in the UK. I have treated people with many stress-related problems and I have a passion for helping people dealing with stress.

What are the main causes of stress?

I put stress into three categories: physical causes, such as accidents, poor light, noise; psychological stress, for example, relationship problems, poor communication, problems at work; and then chemical stresses, including pollution, hormonal imbalances and infection. But our personalities, our previous life experiences, our support network all shape how we react to stress.

What are the main signs of stress?

The physical signs could be palpitations, high blood pressure, hyperventilation. Sometimes people get butterflies in their stomach.

Psychological signs are anxiety, worry,

helplessness, low mood, insomnia, and changes in appetite.

What is the link between stress and depression?

There’s a strong link. People have a lot to juggle—work, family, caring for loved ones, loss, financial problems, meeting targets, work-life balance.

Any negative life experience or repeated exposure to stressful events is a trigger for depression.

What can people do to alleviate stress?

When we're busy we tend to neglect basic activities like sleep, diet and leisure. We take caffeine to stay awake, sleeping pills at night and alcohol to relax. The first step is to pay attention to our daily routine and prepare for events that might cause stress. Engage in physical activity like swimming or gentle walking, relax the body by listening to music and engage in calming hobbies, like fishing. n For more, visit livinglifestressfree.com NOVEMBER 2019 • 51

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Vexed By Anti-Vaxxers This month, Dr Max Pemberton takes on the controversial topic of parents who choose not to vaccinate her children

Max is a hospital doctor, author and columnist. He currently works full time in mental health for the NHS. His new book, The Marvellous Adventure of Being Human, is out now 52 • NOVEMBER 2019

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little bit of knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

This was particularly true during my medical school exams, where the examiners would attempt to trick you on things that you had only a fleeting knowledge of. Sitting squirming, sweaty-palmed, while across the table a couple of eminent professors quiz you about the subject they have dedicated their lives to is surely one of the most petrifying experiences of a doctor’s life. But, as with everything, there’s a technique to surviving this torture. The trick is to learn a few obscure medical facts and crow-bar your random nuggets of knowledge into your answer, regardless of how illustration by Frances Murphy

relevant to the question they are. One of my gems of obscure information was the life cycle of the female dust mite, the faeces of which are implicated in asthma and allergies, where I would drop in its Latin name for added cachet. I would also talk about a rare complication of measles, subacute sclerosing panencephalitis.

But while gleaning this information for finals, I remember being struck by all the other, far more common, complications of infection with measles, mumps and rubella. Clinical meningitis, for example, occurs in a staggering five per cent of all patients infected with mumps. And the list goes on and on.

These three diseases are serious, and yet up and down the country parents have been declining to have their children immunised against them. This was due to the paper published in the Lancet in 1998, which claimed to have found a link between the jab and autism. Despite repeated attempts to reproduce the research and indepth epidemiological studies, no link has been found and the work has now been entirely discredited.

But still parents refuse to have their children immunised. It’s not out of stupidity. In fact, in my experience, it’s the educated parents that are still refusing. The information that was presented to them in the media was convincing. It’s easy to get drawn in by statistics, particularly when you

only have a fleeting understanding of the subject at hand.

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WHO REFUSE TO VACCINATE THEIR CHILD

There’s a tendency when it comes to health to panic. But often, it’s not concerning the things that we should actually be panicking about. One discredited research paper linking MMR and autism versus the many very real complications of measles, mumps and rubella—everyone worries about autism. The real risk to public health has been the parents that refused to have their children vaccinated, not the development of autism.

And just in case you were interested, the Latin name for dust mites is Dermatophagoides pteronyssinus, which means “skin eater” and there are approximately 10 million of the blighters in the average mattress. Now that is something to panic about. n NOVEMBER 2019 • 53

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The Doctor Is In Dr Max Pemberton Q: Every evening I suffer from extremely itchy eyes. Eye drops don’t help and I end up rubbing them until they’re red and sore, and I look terrible by the next morning.

I don’t have any allergies so I have no idea what could be causing this.

—Tom, 56 A: This sounds very frustrating. The problem with itchy eyes is that while rubbing them offers temporary relief, it makes them worse in the long term.

It can be very tormenting. You mention using eye drops and I presume these are over the counter. I do think it’s worth going to see your GP to get some stronger drops to bring down the inflammation and give you some temporary respite.

Itchy eyes are very often the result of an allergic reaction.

You say you don’t have allergies, but people can develop them at any stage in life and it’s not uncommon when someone is in their fifties or older. It may be that this is a new allergy to, say, dust or pollen. The doctor can refer you for 54 • NOVEMBER 2019

tests to ascertain if this is allergic.

It can also be triggered by certain medications, such as blood pressure tablets and some antidepressants, so if you’ve recently started new tablets, they may be the cause. Eczema, as well as other underlying issues such as lupus, Sjögren’s syndrome or blepharitis can also cause itchy, dry eyes so, again, the doctor will need to see if that’s the underlying issue.

Finally, it may be dry eye syndrome, which tends to affect people over the age of 50. The exact cause is unknown, but sufferers start to produce less tears or fluid to lubricate the eye, causing them to feel “gritty”. Your GP can prescribe special drops, but you may need to be examined by a specialist eye doctor. You can help yourself by avoiding smoking and air conditioning, by using a humidifier and switching from contact lenses to glasses. n Got a health question for our resident doctor? Email it confidentially to askdrmax@ readersdigest.co.uk illustration by Javier Muñoz

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Building Other People’s Memories Help friends and family to remember more, with these tips from our memory expert, Jonathan Hancock

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e can all think of times when people didn’t make remembering easy.

Directions relayed at machine-gun pace. New people introduced in a flurry of names and handshakes.

Whenever information is being passed from one person to another, it’s all too easy to make it go in one ear, and straight out the other. Thankfully, the opposite is also true. Look around you, and you’ll see parents who can get their children to remember exactly what they were told; advertisers who know how to imprint their sales messages on our brains; politicians who present their points in a way that no one will forget in a hurry.

So, how do they do it? Their secrets can be summed up in four simple words: focus, imagery, reasons, and engagement.

FOCUS means ensuring that the person you’re talking to can concentrate on learning. Choose your moment carefully. Check that they can properly hear or see the information.

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Communicate slowly and clearly enough for their memory to cope.

IMAGERY helps information to stick. Do everything you can to make other people “see” the ideas you’re giving them. Add visual details to directions, and illustrate abstract concepts with metaphors.

REASONS to remember help people to put in the mental effort required.

So, make it clear that your words are important, and be explicit about why. Maybe this information will save them time, protect them from embarrassment, or let them enjoy a particular experience or event.

ENGAGEMENT To get people engaged, ask questions. Point out links between new concepts and things they already know. Activate their senses, spark their curiosity, get them doing something physical, or simply make them laugh!

The next time you’ve got an important message to pass on, put some of these techniques to the test. You’ll discover that there are benefits on both sides when you know how to FIRE people’s memories into action. n Jonathan’s new book, The Study Book, is out now from John Murray Learning

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Our first three years are a blur, and we don’t recall much before the age of seven. But, as it turns out, those early memories aren’t merely tucked away…

The Great Forgetting

By Kristin Ohlson

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m the youngest by far of five children. By the time I was six, my siblings were gone, and we went from a very noisy household to a very quiet one. My family has told me stories about those early years before my siblings left. How my brother ambushed me around corners with a toy crocodile. How my eldest sister carried me like a kangaroo with her joey. But I can offer very few stories of

my own from that time.

Hardly any adult can. There is a term for this—infantile ­amnesia, coined by Sigmund Freud to describe the lack of recall adults have of their first three or four years and their paucity of solid memories until around age seven. There has been a century of research about whether memories of these early years are tucked away in some part of our brains and need only a cue to be NOVEMBER 2019 • 57

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recovered. But research now suggests that the memories we form in these early years simply disappear.

Psychologist Carole Peterson of Memorial University of Newfoundland has conducted a series of studies to pinpoint the age at which these memories vanish. First, she and her colleagues assembled a group of children between the ages of four and 13 to describe their early recollections.

The children’s parents stood by to verify the memories, and even the youngest kids could recall events from when they were around two years old.

The children were interviewed two years later. Nearly 90 per cent of the memories initially offered by those ten and older were retained. But the younger children had gone blank.

“Even when we prompted them about their earlier memories, they insisted, ‘No, that never happened,’” Peterson said. “We were watching childhood amnesia in action.”

In both children and adults, memory is bizarrely selective about what adheres and what falls away. In one of her papers, Peterson tells a story about her own son. When he was 20 months old, she had taken him to Greece, where he became excited about some donkeys. They discussed the donkeys for at least a year.

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Greek donkeys, he recalled a moment not long after the trip when a woman had given him lots of biscuits.

Peterson has no idea why he would remember that—it was an unremarkable moment that the family hadn’t reinforced with chit-chat. To get a handle on why some memories endure over others, she and her colleagues studied the children’s memories again. They concluded that if a memory was very emotional, children were three times more likely to retain it.

Dense memories—in which the kids understood the who, what, when, where, and why—were five times more likely to be retained than disconnected fragments. Still, oddball and inconsequential memories, such as a bounty of biscuits, will hang on, frustrating the person who wants a more penetrating look at his or her early past.

To form long-term memories, an array of biological and psychological stars must align. The raw materials of ­memory—the sights, sounds, tastes— arrive and register across the cerebral cortex, the seat of cognition.

For these to become memory, they must undergo bundling in the hippocampus. But some parts of the hippocampus aren’t fully developed until adolescence, making it hard for a child’s brain to complete this process.

Young children have a tenuous grip on chronology. They don’t have the vocabulary to describe an event, so

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they can’t create the kind of causal narrative that Peterson found at the root of a solid memory. And they don’t have a great sense of self, which would encourage them to think about their experiences as part of a life narrative.

Plus, in our early years, we create a storm of new neurons in the hippocampus. A recent study in mice suggests that this process, called neurogenesis, can actually create forgetting by disrupting the circuits for existing memories. Our memories can also become distorted by other people’s memories of the same event or by new information.

Of course, some people have more memories from early childhood than others do. A 2009 study conducted by Peterson and professors Qi Wang and Yubo Hou found that children in China have fewer of these memories than children in Canada do. The finding, they suggest, might be explained by culture: Chinese people prize individuality less than North Americans and thus may be less likely to draw attention to

the moments of an individual’s life.

Our first three to four years are the mysteriously blank opening pages to our story of self.

During that time, we transition from what my brother-in-law calls “a loaf of bread with a nervous system” to sentient humans. If we can’t remember much from those years, does it matter what actually happened? If a tree fell in the forest of our early development and we didn’t have the cognitive tools to stash the event in memory, did it still help shape who we are?

Bauer says yes. Even if we don’t remember early events, they leave an imprint on the way we understand and feel about ourselves, other people, and the greater world. We aren’t just the sum of our memories, or at least not entirely. We are also the story we construct about ourselves. And that’s a story that we will never forget. n

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Autumn

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Foraging Leaves crunching under foot, baskets filled with squeaky mushrooms, inky sloe berries and a meal made from ingredients you gathered by hand.

Is there anything more satisfying than an afternoon spent foraging?

by Anna Walker

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Sweet chestnuts Nothing spells the coming of Christmas like chestnuts roasting on an open fire, and foraging them is remarkably easy. First brought to the UK by the Romans, Brits have been harvesting sweet chestnuts for thousands of years—simply by keeping a keen eye to the floor.

To reap your own sweet chestnuts, you simply need to find a well-established chestnut tree, and scour the ground around its roots. Look out for their distinctive green, spiny shells—though of course, it’s the shiny dark fruit inside that’s the real prize.

Be sure not to confuse the sweet chestnut tree with its cousin, the horse chestnut tree, whose bounty is wonderful for conker contests, but poisonous to consume. The green shell of the horse chestnut bears small lumpy points, rather than the spines of the sweet chestnut.

Where to find them: Throughout Britain, most populously in the South of England.

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Hawthorn berries

into a hawthorn tree. Though the original no longer remains, its alleged offspring can still be found growing on the same hill and would make for a particularly theatrical foraging backdrop.

Where to find them: Look out for hawthorns in thickets, at the edge of areas of woodland and in hedgerows.

The county of Oxfordshire boasts a particularly bountiful crop.

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With a gentle, appley taste, Hawthorn berries make an exciting addition to any autumn larder. Best used to make hawthorn jelly or the traditional hawthorn leather candy, there are plenty of tasty options for this often-overlooked native berry.

Despite being remarkably common, hawthorn berries are classed as a super food, offering an abundance of nutritional and medicinal benefits, including lowering blood pressure, reducing inflammation, aiding digestion and reducing anxiety.

Britain’s most famous hawthorn is the Holy Thorn of Glastonbury, where legend dictates Joseph of Arimathea thrust his staff into the ground, where it spouted and grew

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Horseradish Easily mistaken for dock leaves, horseradish grows wild virtually everywhere in Britain. If in doubt, rub a leaf against your palm—if you’re greeted by that distinctly pungent, mustardy horseradish scent, you’ve found your mark.

Horseradish plants are best discovered at first frost, when their leaves will shrivel and turn brown, and harvested upon second frost, when the root is easiest to access.

To unearth your plant, use a garden fork to dig into the ground close to its base and then loosen the earth, so that the root comes loose.

Give it a tug, and you should have in your hand a large, creamy-coloured horseradish root, not dissimilar in appearance to a parsnip.

Where to find it: Banks, hedgerows, uncultivated wastelands and the edges of ditches are usually good places to start.

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Sloes Gin-lovers rejoice, November brings with it peak sloe season and the abundance of blackthorn bushes growing across the UK, from country to city centre, means there are plenty of berries ripe for the picking. The best time to pick these wild miniature plums is at first frost, but if you can’t wait that long, be sure to freeze your haul. This will cause the berry to split, enabling the gin to pick up their full flavour.

To create the perfect sloe gin, fill a jar or bottle halfway with sloes, and top up with gin and 250g of golden caster sugar. Seal it and give it a hearty shake every day for the next week. After that, it needs rest, so pop it in a dark cupboard for between 64 62 • NOVEMBER 2019

two and three months to allow the flavour to fully mature.

Get picking now and you could have a delicious bottle ready for your New Year’s Eve celebrations.

Where to find them: Look out for sloe bushes in hedgerows and along footpaths. London’s Hampstead Heath is surprisingly abundant with sloes.

Oyster mushrooms Also known as “the lungs of the forest”, mushrooms make for the most satisfying foraging bounty, though proceed with caution, as they’re also the most dangerous.

For beginners, the oyster variety is a great place to start—they’re fairly easy to identify and grow in abundance, which is lucky, as they’re one of the world’s most highly consumed varieties.

Oyster mushrooms can be identified through their namesake appearance—they grow on dead deciduous wood in shelf-like layers which give them the appearance of a cluster of oysters. Their gills should be white and hairless, their stalks squat and their scent distinctly liquorice tinged. Using a good knife, harvest the more mature growths,

which should measure 10cm or more in diameter.

Be sure to take a trusted mushroom guide with you and never eat a mushroom if you’re in doubt of its variety.

Where to find them: Almost any damp, wooded area in the UK will be home to oyster mushrooms, but Goblin Combe in Somerset boasts some particularly impressive growths.

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Bladder wrack seaweed The benefits to foraging this shiny, slimy snack go beyond your appetite—burst one of the distinctive bubbles and rub it into your hands for a shot of hydration. Back in the kitchen, the younger tips make a delicious addition to salads. To add an intensity of flavour to any seafood-based meal, line a pan with nutrient dense bladder wrack and butter and cook your fish on top.

When foraging, look out for brightly coloured weeds, as those are fresher, and set out at low tide, when the yield will be higher. Be sure to harvest from the sea, where the weed

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is still alive, rather than gathering dead weeds from the beaches.

Where to find it: Northern Irish beaches offer a rich bounty of fresh bladder wrack, but the weed can be found in most British oceans. Aim to gather from unpolluted tides.

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Crab apples The fruit of the crab apple tree is tenacious, clinging onto its branches until as late as January.

Part of the rose family, these apples are ready to eat when their green or red colour takes on a yellowish hue.

In November, you’ll find an abundant crop for picking, and these tart apples are delicious with pork or added in chunks to a hearty bread-andbutter-pudding. If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, the web offers plenty of recipes to create your own crab apple whisky.

Legend has it that throwing the pips of a crab apple into a burning fire while saying the name of your lover will reveal their fidelity. If the pip explodes in the fire’s heat, your lover has been faithful. If it burns silently, they’ve been untrue.

Where to find them: Britain’s wild apple trees are in decline but look out for them in woods and hedges.

Curiously, a wood will commonly home just one crab apple tree, so keep your eyes peeled while hunting down mushrooms and hawthorn berries.

Is there a particularly bountiful foraging spot near you?

Email readersletters@readersdigest.co.uk and let us know

Don’t pick anything unless you’re absolutely certain what it is, especially when it comes to mushrooms.

Mistaken identity can lead to deadly mistakes. For extra caution, invest in a pocket foraging guide.

Always seek permission from the landowner, or ensure you’re foraging on public land. If in doubt, err on the side of caution.

Respect the land around you and forage no more than you need. Try to stick to abundant plants that will quickly recover from your pickings. It might be tempting to leave with an armful of your discovery but be sure to leave behind food for other foragers, and to ensure nature can continue to thrive.

Be mindful of areas subject to pollution, including roadsides, industrial estates and dog walking territory.

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If I Ruled The World Mick Hucknall

We’d do better by our youth. People of my generation and older are failing young people when it comes to the environment. There have been persistent warning signs over a period of many years about, say, carbon dioxide and methane and it’s not that we’re not doing anything— we’re just not doing nearly enough.

I see planes passing overhead every 30 seconds and that’s got to be a serious environmental problem.

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putting environmental checks on them? Where’s the development for solar-, wind- and battery-powered jet engines?

I’d stop this obsession with building borders and walls. Brexit supporters and Donald Trump are synonymous in that respect, if you ask me. They seem preoccupied with putting up borders and walls when we should be doing precisely the opposite. We need fewer walls, fewer borders and more interaction, more free trade, more open markets and more unified action to make this world a better place.

I would ban Donald Trump. Not just that, I’d also put him in jail. He thinks he’s starring in an episode of

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People would stop indicating after they’ve turned. It happens so often when I’m driving that the car in front of me decides to turn and then the driver indicates. What’s that all about? I just don’t get it. It’s like, “Oh, I forgot to indicate, I feel guilty so I’ll do it now.”

Concertgoers would put their iPads down. I want people to have a good time and I’m on the side of letting them do what they like, so I wouldn’t stop them using iphones to take pictures and capture that “special moment.” But with iPads it’s a bit much. The compromise is: by all means use a phone but it’s a very selfish act to use your iPad. When you’re behind someone in an arena you have rows of seats so you already have a limited view, but with holding up an iPad it’s like sticking an extra head in there to further impede the view of the person behind you.

Parents would listen to their kids.

My girl is 12-years-old now and I love seeing her forge her own personality, and I think it’s really important to listen to her. Kids can get confused and feel like they’re all over the place, but if they know you’re listening they’ll share more with you.

With any of the worries she has about the world or about growing boobs or

menstruation and all that stuff, I want her to feel she can talk to me and that I’m not passing judgement but am helping her find her way.

Everyone would enjoy wine as much as I do. Rod Stewart and Jools Holland collect train sets; my hobby is wine. Ironically, I’m not a heavy drinker, more a moderate one. I drink less than half a bottle a day and I abstain two days a week but I love, love, love wine—how it varies throughout different regions in the world, how different grapes taste differently and how different flavours accompany certain foods.

Happiness would be a default.

Maybe I sound angry from all this ranting but I’m actually a very happy person. I have a song on the new album called “Don’t Do Down” and I don’t do down. I try to use happiness as a default mechanism and to keep it in my mind to go, Are you annoyed about something? Then try and find a solution that makes you happy. It’s the best way to live.

You don’t know what’s going to happen in the next hour or the next day, so just stay happy. n As told to Simon Button The new Simply Red album, Blue Eyed Soul, is out on November 8 on BMG. Tickets for their All The Hits! 2020 tour are on sale now through simplyred.com NOVEMBER 2019 • 69

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It’s vital for our health, wellness and happiness, say the world’s leading neuroscientists

Power The

Touch

By Anne Mullens

Every two or three months, Thyago Ohana goes out on the busy streets of Vienna with a sign saying “Free Hugs.” The handsome 32-year-old Brazilian, who works in international trade at India’s Vienna embassy, chooses a popular locale, like the historic shopping street, Kaerntner Strasse. There he opens his arms to anyone who wants a hearty embrace 41 73

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He does it because back in 2012, infant is deprived of loving social when he was feeling very stressed touch for the first two years of life, and anxious during a visit to Paris, then all sorts of disasters unfold.” a stranger gave him a free hug. He’s Citing the terrible experience never forgotten how it filled him with of some young children who were unexpected calm and joy. deprived of loving touch in Romanian For those who take up his offer, the orphanages during the 1980s and hug makes them laugh and smile.

1990s, Linden describes how not But sometimes it does more, as when only did they have psychological and an elderly woman in intellectual difficulties, a tour group stopped but their immune and watched him. The systems did not develop SPECIAL FIBRES properly, nor did their group moved on, but TRANSMIT she lingered and asked, digestive systems.

SENSATIONS OF “Can I have a hug?”

That’s one reason “Of course you why when babies are TOUCH, can!” said Thyago who CONNECTING US born, the naked infant wrapped his arms is now usually placed TO OTHERS round her. on their mother’s When they broke naked skin. Research their embrace, she kept holding onto studies now encourage the regular his shoulders and looked into his stroking and holding of premature eyes. “Thank you,” she said. “I can’t infants, even through special remember the last time I was hugged portholes in incubators. It's also a this way.” reason why classes in infant massage It’s a memory that still makes techniques have gained passionate Thyago emotional. “It was a really supporters worldwide. powerful moment of human Elsie Peña Tretvik, of Molde, connection. It's why I keep doing it.”

Norway, sought out such a class Of our five senses, our sense of because she wanted to comfort touch is the one we are most apt to and bond with her colicky infant take for granted and yet the one we daughter, Maya. Born and raised in can least do without.

Costa Rica, Elsie was visiting home “A child can be born blind or deaf with three-month-old Maya when and they will grow up just fine, with her daughter was crying for up to no cognitive impairments,” says three hours each evening.

US neuroscientist David J Linden, One of her old friends, Paola author of Touch: The Science of Rodríguez, just happened to be the Hand, Heart, and Mind. “Yet if an CEO of the International Association 74 • NOVEMBER 2019

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that science has begun to understand the highly complex system of nerves, sensors and receptors that link our skin and brain to our environment and the other people in it. Says Linden: “There is still so much we don’t know about various touch sensations.” We do know, however, “there are separate sensors for texture, vibration, pressure and itch,” he says.

of Infant Massage, whose more than 30 international chapters include one in Costa Rica. When Elsie contacted her looking for help, she suggested Elsie take one of the organisation’s five-day courses.

The course changed Elsie’s life.

“Not only did I learn how to help Maya relax and relieve her colic, I learned how to read her emotional cues and build my confidence as a mother.” She decided to certify as a teacher in infant massage, and now offers the course to parents in Molde.

“The benefits are huge. My husband and I took the course together,” said Elsie. Having recently given birth to her second child, she will teach Maya, now two, how to help and do some gentle strokes.

It's only in relatively recent years

One of the leading touch researchers in the world is Dr Håkan Olausson, professor of clinical neuroscience at Linköping University in Sweden.

He was part of a team that found special touch fibres, called C-tactile afferent fibres, that are responsible for registering and transmitting the emotional meaning of gentle, slow strokes and caresses. These nerves respond optimally when touched at around 32°C—the temperature of a human hand. “They are particularly sensitive to caresses by other people, but also respond to many other types of touch, such as pressing on the skin.” says Dr Olausson. When the CT fibres don’t work properly, it may undermine making emotional connections to others.

Research led by neuroscientist Francis McGlone, at Liverpool John Moores University, has found that children on the autism spectrum may have a difference in the functioning of their CT fibres that causes them to feel another person’s soft touch as unpleasant.

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As we age, our sense of touch gets with two brain tumours. One was a less sensitive, but Dr Olausson and benign meningioma and the other a another team of researchers found more aggressive oligodendroglioma. that the pleasantness of touch remains She named them Melanie and Ollie. and is even enhanced with age.

“They're part of me; I needed to Alas, as Thyago Ohana knows, the accept them.” elderly among us, while appreciating Joannie had surgery to remove touch more, may be the most touchpart of Ollie (the other part was deprived. Linden notes the research is inoperable), which is typically fatal clear about the benefits within a few years. of massage and other Separated from her forms of social touch for husband, with grown RESEARCH TELLS children, in 2007 she the elderly, but it hasn’t US THAT yet been translated moved back home to MAXIMIZING widely into care homes Scotland and in 2015 or other senior services. became a volunteer TOUCH IN Dr Manuel Arroyowith the Iris Cancer OUR LIVES IS A Morales, is a professor Partnership, a charity GOOD THING of physiotherapy at the that provides free University of Granada massages to cancer in Spain, where researchers study patients from specially trained “the effect of hands on the human therapists. Joannie applies her IT body.” He's interested in the impact skills on the board of Iris, and as a of massage therapies on cancer patient receives a massage every patients, finding that it partially three weeks from her own personal reduces pain and fatigue, strengthens massage therapist and now friend, the immune system and reduces Angela Secretan. “I can go in feeling anxiety. Importantly, they've found exhausted and headachey. She’ll that some of the outcomes depend massage my head or my back, and on the attitude of the patient towards she does reflexology on my feet. She touch. It's the specific type of massage seems to know instinctively what I and the “consensual touching need and together we decide what relationship” that provide the key is best for me at that moment. It's benefits, says Dr Arroyo-Morales. always just gorgeous and I come out Joannie McCutcheon, 65, knows feeling that everything is OK again.” that first hand. In 2005 she was Joannie feels her regular massages, living in Amsterdam, working in a as well as her adopting the attitude multi-national company as an IT that her tumours were a gift that specialist, when she was diagnosed brought new relationships into her 76 • NOVEMBER 2019

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life, have kept her alive after others with the same diagnosis have died.

As well as sustaining life, the emotional connection of touch therapy can also have a profound and moving effect at life’s end.

Simon Robey knows that well. He’s the coordinator of complementary therapies and the interim head of supportive care for St Joseph’s Hospice, in east London. As part of its care the hospice provides, all free of charge, a wide range of touch therapies not only to their dying patients, but to their loved ones and families, who are all under an inordinate amount of stress.

Simon Robey describes the experience of a young woman, in her early thirties, who was hours away from death. The family was supportive, staying by her bedside day and night, but the therapist offered additional support massaging the dying woman’s hands, legs, feet. “She was drifting in and out of consciousness... but we all noticed

she became remarkably more relaxed; she really responded to those sensory touches.

For the family there was something reassuring in the way that it helped to make her final hours more comfortable.”

So how do we get more loving touch, while we are hale and hearty, into our dayto-day lives? For some, the answer is “cuddle parties”— non-sexual three-plus-hour social events in which participants do just that—cuddle. The Irish Cuddle Salon is held in Dublin on the third Sunday of every month. Wendy Stephens, 33, heard about it from a friend. As a single woman, she was nervous and thought it might be uncomfortable. But she found it a “beautiful, grounding experience” and hasn’t missed a month ever since.

It improves her sleep and her appetite and decreases feelings of loneliness.

Neuroscientist David J Linden says however you do it, “maximising touch in your life is a good thing”—whether a therapeutic massage, holding hands, petting a dog, going to the hairdresser, hugging our kids, our partners or even a stranger.

“When we put our hands on each other,” wrote Linden with co-author Martha Thomas in a recent issue of AARP The Magazine, “we’re tapping into deep associations between touch and emotion that are kindled at the dawn of life.” n NOVEMBER 2019 • 77

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BABY BOOMERS ‘BRUSHING OFF’ MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS A recent report by health insurer Bupa has found that the baby boomer generation appears to be neglecting psychological wellbeing to the detriment of mental health.

The boomers may be described as being wealthier, more active and more physically fit than the generations that went before. But when it comes to the way they feel, behave and exist emotionally, it appears they’re just not making a big enough noise.

An issue that shouldn’t be ignored In reality, they’re actually in a high-risk group when it comes to mental health issues.

Figures show that around two thirds suffer from symptoms with anxiousness, continuous low mood, feelings of hopelessness and insomnia.

Older isn’t necessarily wiser Interestingly enough, the group of 55+ people surveyed seem to behave

differently from younger generations.

They’re less likely to gauge things like stress and depression as problems and don’t feel as comfortable talking about mental health.

Many keep problems entirely bottled up. One in four (27%) tell no one about these symptoms, with fewer confiding in a partner or friend than younger generations and less than half consulting a doctor.1 Less than one in three over 55s feel confident in recognising the symptoms of conditions like depression and anxiety, compared to nearly half of 18-34-yearolds and even those who do seek help delay by over 50 days on average.2 Why they feel unable to act Lack of action stems from a lack of

awareness that the symptoms could indicate a mental health problem. One in five (22%) think their symptoms ‘don’t indicate anything serious’ and others say mental health simply ‘doesn’t affect me’.

Early action improves outcomes These issues can be headed off by those north of 55 if they seek help as soon as symptoms come calling.

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Unexpected

Heroes Humpback whales put themselves in danger to save the lives of other species

by Elin Kelsey

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The whales use their enormous flippers for protecting themselves and fighting predators

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In a 2016 article in Marine Mammal Science, a prominent scientific journal, Pitman and his co-authors describe this behaviour and confirm that such acts of do-gooding are widespread.

They have been taking place for a long time and have been seen in locations all over the world. “Now that people know what to look for, especially people out on whale-watching boats, they see it fairly regularly,” Pitman says. “Everybody now understands that this is going on.”

But knowing that something is

A FULL-GROWN 30- TO 40-TON HUMPBACK PRESENTS A FORMIDABLE FORCE AGAINST A KILLER WHALE happening and understanding why it’s happening are two different things.

Pitman and his co-authors openly ponder the meaning of these encounters. “Why,” they wrote, “would humpbacks deliberately interfere with attacking killer whales, spending time and energy on a potentially injurious activity, especially when the killer whales… were attacking other species of prey?”

Mammal-eating killer whales attack

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irst-person accounts of animals saving other animals are rare.

Robert Pitman, a marine ecologist with the United States National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, describes a revelatory encounter he witnessed in Antarctica in 2009.

A group of killer whales had washed a Weddell seal they were attacking off of an ice floe. The seal swam frantically toward a pair of humpbacks that had inserted themselves into the action.

One of the humpbacks rolled over on its back, and the 63 stone seal was swept onto its chest, between the whale’s massive flippers. When the killer whales moved in closer, the humpback arched its chest, lifting the seal out of the water. And when the seal started slipping off, the humpback, according to Pitman, “gave the seal a gentle nudge with its flipper, back to the middle of its chest. Moments later, the seal scrambled off and swam to the safety of a nearby ice floe.

“That incident convinced me,” he says. “Those humpbacks were doing something we couldn’t explain.”

Pitman started asking other researchers and whale watchers to send him similar accounts. Soon he was poring through observations of 115 encounters between humpbacks and killer whales, recorded over 62 years. “There are some pretty Helena Dove astonishing videos of humpbacks charging killer whales,” he says.

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young humpbacks, so it’s possible that humpbacks mob them as a generalised anti-predator behaviour.

It could also be that specific humpbacks, individuals that have survived a killer whale attack when they were young or have lost a calf to killer-whale predation, respond to these traumas by going on the offensive. Sharpe concurs that the severity of a past inter­action could affect an individual.

A full-grown 30-to-40-ton humpback presents a formidable force against a killer whale, which weighs in at a maximum of six tons.

Each enormous flipper can measure up to 16ft. Razor-sharp barnacles encrust the knobby leading edge of these appendages, and the whales brandish them with great dexterity.

Humpbacks are the only species of baleen whales to carry their own

offensive and defensive weaponry.

Though killer whales have teeth and are more agile, a blow from the massive humpback tail or flipper could prove fatal.

Intriguingly, humpbacks don’t just stumble upon killer-whale attacks.

They race toward them like firefighters into burning buildings.

And like those rescue workers, humpbacks don’t know who is in danger until they get there. That’s because the sound that alerts them to an attack isn’t the plaintive voice of the victim. It’s the excited calls of the perpetrators. Pitman believes humpbacks have one simple instruction: “When you hear killer whales attacking, go break it up.”

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they are, and good at learning from each other. “Their ability to pick up on social nuance in some ways far surpasses ours,” he says.

When I ask if humpbacks are aware of the suffering of others, which is one of the defining characteristics of compassion, he shares a story of a humpback that died in Hawaii about

COMPASSION, IT TURNS OUT, IS INNATE— AND DEFINITELY NOT LIMITED TO OUR SPECIES a decade ago. “The whale had its head down in the water and was no longer breathing,” says Sharpe. “It attracted a lot of unusual interest from other humpbacks—they were approaching it and caressing it.”

Similar behaviour has been observed in mother whales that carry their dead young around with them for hours after they have died, seemingly unwilling to let go.

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o are humpbacks compassionate? Scientists, Sharpe tells me, shy away from using the same descriptors we use for humans. “What's exciting about humpbacks is that they're directing

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their behaviour for the benefit of other species,” he says. “But there’s no doubt that there are important differences between human compassion and animal compassion.”

When I pose the same question to Pitman, he agrees. “When a human protects an imperilled individual of another species, we call it compassion.

If a humpback whale does so, we call it instinct. But sometimes the distinction isn’t all that clear.”

We now recognise cultural differences within whale, primate, elephant and other species in ways that were unimaginable just decades ago. Studies of animal emotions proliferate, and with them come challenging questions about how to best interpret what looks like compassion and altruism in other species. Just how these acts differ from our own behaviours may be hard to pinpoint.

In an attempt to decipher what qualities of compassion might be uniquely human, I binge-watch videos.

I am captivated by footage from the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology showing a series of experiments in which a toddler voluntarily totters across a room to assist an apparently clumsy researcher who needs help reaching objects or completing simple tasks. The same basic helpful behaviour happens later in the video, when the experiment is repeated with chimpanzees.

What’s powerful about these tests,

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Compassion, it turns out, is innate— and definitely not limited to our species. Human beings and other animals have what Dacher Keltner, a professor of psychology at the University of California, Berkeley, calls a “compassionate instinct.”

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teve Cole, a genomics researcher at the University of California, Los Angeles reveals an intriguing insight into threat biology that might shed further light on why humpbacks willingly enter into dangerous altercations with killer whales. He explains that scientists used to think that the circuitry for detecting and responding physiologically to threatening circumstances was there to protect the survival of the individual. But that is no longer the case.

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according to Felix Warneken, the researcher who led the study and the director of the Social Minds Lab, in the psychology department at the University of Michigan, is that they challenge the strongly held belief that we need to be taught to be altruistic through social norms. His findings indicate otherwise.

Chimpanzees, as well as children too young to have learned the rules of politeness, spontaneously engage in helpful behaviours, even when they have to stop playing or overcome obstacles to do so. The same results have been duplicated with children in Canada, India and Peru, as well as with chimps at the Ngamba Island Chimpanzee Sanctuary in Uganda and other research centres around the world. The chimps helped people they knew and human strangers, too.

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Studies in threat neurobiology suggest that those circuits are there to defend the things individuals care about. “This is why you get soldiers running into a hail of gunfire for the country they love,” says Cole. “These people are in adverse environments, but they're acting as if they are in nonthreatening environments simply because they are attached to some purpose or cause that’s greater than their own individual well-being.”

I wonder what humpback whales care deeply enough about to actively swim into battle with killer whales.

Angela Davies When I ask Pitman, he tells me that, ultimately, it still comes down to selfishly preserving their own kind.

He believes that their occasional rescues of humpback calves create a strong enough motive for them to rush in to help, even if it means they end up saving sunfish, sea lions, dolphins and a grey-whale calf every now and then. “It’s the net effect that is working for them,” he explains.

All altruism involves some benefit

for the helper, Cole agrees. According to him, it’s biologically difficult to call anything “true altruism” because, as he says, “Helping others almost always doses us with some kind of dopamin­ergic reward.”

Indeed, the happiness we derive when we act on behalf of the greater good shows up in our cells as a better immune response profile, says Cole.

While we might feel just as happy eating ice cream as we do volunteering at a beach cleanup, at a cellular level, happiness derived from meaningful service to others is correlated with positive health benefits.

Sharpe says it’s important to step back and appreciate the wonder of the act itself. “It’s easy to get lost in the nuance and come up with high standards of how you interpret this behaviour,” he says. “But the fact is, you have seals on the bellies of humpbacks. You know, it’s just a really cool phenomenon.” © 2017, Elin Kelsey. From Hakai Magazine (August 15, 2017). hakaimagazine.com

A Town Called Nothing After submitting six seperate proposed town names in order that they might be given a post office, and having all six suggestions rejected, citizens of a village in Texas, US, responded by saying, "Let the post office be nameless and be damed".

The US government accepted this suggestion, and so the town of Nameless was born. Sadly the post office only stood for a decade before closure, but the old Nameless School House still remains, and residents meet on the second Monday of every month in order to promote its preservation.

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5. Improve your blood supply and circulation Poor blood supply to the skin can hinder the delivery of key nutrients and oxygen to its surface and it can become duller, less hydrated and can lead to premature ageing. Blood flow also helps to carry waste products away – flushing cellular debris including free radicals out of the system and effectively cleansing your skin from the inside. The best way to improve blood flow is to participate in regular cardiovascular exercise and keep hydrated.

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Chicago Simon Button investigates the exhilarating jazz scene and its history in the Windy City

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utting his teeth as a jazz singer for Tommy Dorsey’s big band in Chicago in the late 1940s, New Jersey-born Frank Sinatra adored the city so much he returned time and again as a solo artist. He also went on to sing its praises not once Frank Sinatra but twice, landing himself two signature tunes; a 1957 cover version of the 1920s standard joint to be jumping and, although "Chicago (That Toddlin’ Town)" and much has changed in the subsequent declaring it to be "My Kind Of Town" near-century, it still is. seven years later.

It’s no wonder this Louis My visit to the Windy City (thus Armstrong fan would be drawn to a nicknamed not, apparently, because city where Armstrong himself had of the breeze that blows in off Lake journeyed from New Orleans in 1922. Michigan but because of the hot air When Louis got there as a wide-eyed spouted by politicians bidding to musician following in the footsteps host the 1893 World’s Fair) is timed of his mentor Joe “King” Oliver, the to coincide with the annual jazz trumpeter extraordinaire found the festival as a starting point to explore where the genre is currently at in the Louis Armstrong place that helped put it on the map.

The Blackstone Hotel is my bolthole for the first three nights and it proves to be elegant and beautifully furnished, with huge rooms, a stunning lobby where President Truman used to play the piano, a breathtaking ballroom that was used in The Untouchables movie and a basement barbershop where Al Capone got his hair cut.

The hotel is also steeped in music history, having played host to the

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Freddy Cole

likes of Lena Horne and Nat King Cole—which ties in nicely with my first visit to the 41st Annual Chicago Jazz Festival in Millennium Park, where the opening night headliner is Freddy Cole, playing an emotional tribute to his late brother in the huge outdoor Jay Pritzker Pavilion.

Prior to the concert I take in a stirring performance by veteran trumpeters Pharez Whitted and Corey Wilkes at the Cultural Center, then sit down for a chat with 59-yearold Whitted—who has played with everyone from George Duke to The Temptations and who, through his work for youth programmes, is one of the locals helping keep the musical genre alive and well.

“This is one of the most important cities in the evolution of jazz,” he tells me, “because it is where many of the jazz musicians from the South

ventured to first.”

Jazz’s roots date back to the late 19th century in New Orleans; a fusion of blues and ragtime which soon caught on in Chicago too, firstly in the black neighbourhoods before eventually crossing over into the mainstream. Armstrong moved to the Windy City during the Great Migration of African-Americans from the South, many of whom were musicians poised to take advantage of Chicago’s flourishing jazz scene, where it evolved into a more freeform, improvisational genre.

Pharez laments the loss of intimate clubs (like Katerina’s and Bucket O’Suds) and the scene’s sense of community, saying: “Musicians used to hang out more and share ideas, but you don’t see that as much today.”

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that the one-time underground genre has lost some of its cool, with concerts in big venues like the Symphony Center and the Pritzker Pavilion attracting the sort of upscale crowd you’d never find in snugger nightspots. But the jazz concert as event is nothing new; Chicago’s very own Benny Goodman played New York’s Carnegie Hall as far back as 1938. And the free-for-all jazz festival has smaller satellite stages and citywide events, and there are still plenty of joints and dive bars.

Pharez is happy to see jazz being played out across all entertainment

platforms. “Small spaces, clubs, theatres, festivals—it’s all good,” he smiles.

And he’s thrilled to be joined on stage by 18-year-old upright bass player Micah Collier, who is a brilliant musician as well as a young ambassador for jazz. “A lot of young people aren’t hip to it and they think it’s old-school music for the older generation,” says the native Chicagoan, “but for me it’s all about freedom. It’s about expressing yourself and having a simultaneous conversation with others on the bandstand.”

Some of Micah’s sportsminded friends were sceptical at first. “But over time they’ve come to gigs and they’re like, ‘Oh, jazz isn’t boring at all’,” he grins.

The next day I hop on a bus for the "Chicago Crime Tour," which sounds cheesy but actually turns out to be really informative. Mobsters, prohibition and jazz went hand-in hand in the 1920s and 30s, with bootlegger and mob boss Al Capone booking musicians for his numerous illegal speakeasies such as the long-standing Green Mill Cocktail Lounge.

When I visit the Green Mill that night I’m happy to discover it’s still very much the

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dive bar depicted in the 1957 film The Joker Is Wild—in which Sinatra (no stranger to the Mob, of course, although he always denied any direct connection) played the singer Joe E Lewis, who had his face slashed and throat mangled when he refused to perform at the uptown venue.

Today it attracts a boisterous crowd, whose banter doesn’t seem to bother jazz organist Chris Foreman—a Friday night fixture at the Green Mill who tells me between sets: “People are here to listen and they’re also here to talk. I give them room to do both.”

Blind since birth and now in his early sixties, Chris is cheered by the fact “more young people are coming to shows and there are more young musicians”, and like Pharez he’s not a snob when it comes to where fans get their jazz fix. “Appreciation is

appreciation. The important thing is the music. It’s about personal expression and it’s unique in that everybody has their own voice.” He laughs. “I’m still working on mine.”

The following morning I do the Architecture Center’s "Historic Treasures Of Chicago’s Golden Age Walking Tour," which takes in such stunning sights as 1920s Art Deco

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The author enjoying a "Happy Ending" at the Le Piano club

masterpiece Carbide & Carbon Building (designed to look like a prohibition-defying champagne bottle) and the breathtaking lobby of the Palmer House hotel.

The Palmer Hotel is my place of residence for the last two nights of my visit and it’s hallowed ground for jazz enthusiasts, since it was in its legendary Empire Room that Sinatra first sang with Dorsey’s orchestra and such icons as Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald performed.

The guest rooms are a bit dated but they’re nicely quiet compared to the always-buzzing Lockwood bar and restaurant (which serves hearty breakfasts and amazing lobster rolls) and you really do feel you’ve gone back in time when you stay there.

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in the 1970s and has been nicely retro-styled to look like a joint from 50 years earlier. Mellow-voiced vocalist Stephanie Aaron could have hailed from another era too as she sings such classics as "Night And Day" and "Tea For Two" to an attentive crowd.

The next day I sample the jazz brunch at Le Piano, a one-time cabaret theatre in the upscale East Rogers Park neighbourhood that reopened as a club just a few months ago. It turns out to be an eclecticallyfurnished bit of jazz heaven, fashioned around a beautiful grand piano that sits proudly in front of the windows.

A fixture on the Chicago scene for three decades, co-owner and pianist/drummer Chad Willetts has reservations about bigger, more formal venues, saying: “They drive new audiences but there’s a big

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distinction between a jazz club and an event space. The latter is more of a controlled format, where no-one talks and it’s a beautiful performance.

But there’s no spontaneity in that.”

It doesn’t get much more spontaneous than downing a few cocktails, then lying beneath the piano—which is exactly what I do on my last day. But I’ve not drunk shamefully myself under this grandest of instruments; it’s the club’s novel $10 "Happy Ending" where guests get a whole new aural experience. As the sound of "Pure Imagination" wafts over my head, I wonder what Armstrong or Sinatra would have made of such a gimmick but it’s a thrilling, deeply moving experience that makes me feel Chicago is very much my kind of town too. n

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TRAVEL TIPS GETTING THERE American Airlines (americanairlines.co.uk) operates daily flights from London Heathrow to Chicago O’Hare, with return fares from £285.

GETTING AROUND The Chicago Transit Authority sells passes for up to seven days, offering unlimited rides across bus routes and the city’s famous elevated "L" trains. Available from ventrachicago.com.

CityPASS offers priority admission and 50 per cent off top attractions like the worldclass Art Institute and the 360 Chicago observation deck at the top of the John Hancock Building. Available from citypass.com.

LODGING The Blackstone (theblackstonehotel.com) has rooms from £144 based on two people sharing.

The Palmer House (palmerhousehiltonhotel.com) has rooms from £104 including breakfast based on two people sharing. For an airport stay, the Hilton Garden Inn Heathrow Terminal 2 (hilton.com) has rooms from £129.

DINING Situated below ground and moodily lit, Untitled Supper Club offers a modern twist on Prohibition-era dining, with entertainment nightly and a whopping 550-plus whiskeys on offer.

Located in Millennium Park, Park Grill has a “big steak” that really lives up to its name, a Chicagoan twist on the classic Manhattan cocktail and live jazz on its outdoor plaza. Joe’s Seafood, Prime Steak & Stone Crab in North Bridge is an upscale eatery with impeccable service, seafood to die for and lots of piped Sinatra.

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My Great Escape:

In the Footsteps Of Witches Jane Keightley from Lincolnshire explores the charming north western Italian village of Triora

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s we wound our way around the everescalating hairpin bends, higher and higher into the Ligurian Alps—the snow-capped mountains of Liguria, a coastal region in the north west of Italy—I could no longer contain my excitement.

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We had rented a house in Triora, the tiny village where Italy’s last witch trials took place, and we had been promised beautiful views and an atmospheric medieval village to explore. Pulling up to the outskirts of the village, we found ourselves a place to park. No cars are permitted once you’ve entered the village. They wouldn’t get very far anyway as the streets are extremely narrow.

Once settled in, we set off to explore. Built on a mountain side, the village was a maze of steep, dark atmospheric streets which I certainly wouldn’t want to walk around at night on my own. Everywhere you

looked you were reminded of the witch trials. There’s even a small museum which shows off many artefacts to do with the story.

Being such a small village—Triora has a population of just 416—we soon felt like locals and the fact that there are few shops and only one restaurant means that you get to know the inhabitants within a couple of days.

The surrounding countryside was full of great places to go walking. We ended up one day at a tiny restaurant run by a mother and daughter who must have been in their sixties and eighties. There was no menu, just a

humble choice of two dishes.

When we found ourselves yearning for the bright lights of the Ligurian coast, it was only a half hour ride away and we visited San Remo, the Hanbury gardens and even ventured across the border into France, where we spent the day in Monte Carlo gazing longingly at all the beautiful yachts in the harbour and wishing we could afford to have a roulette game in the casino. n Tell us about your favourite holiday (send a photo too) and if we print it we’ll pay £50.

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ARCTIC ADVENTURES FOR KAYAKERS: LOFOTEN ISLANDS Wilderness—and its lack of light pollution—offers the best chance of Northern Lights sightings. Newly available is sea kayaking (in sturdy double canoes) around Norway’s rugged, slow-paced Lofoten archipelago (offthemap.travel).

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FOR ART-LOVERS: FINNISH LAPLAND Opening on December 12, the luxurious Design Hotel Levi blends greying Lapland pinewood with natural stone, copper and giant abstract photography. Guests can ski or try “latte and art” walks (designhotellevi.fi).

FOR WILDLIFEWATCHERS: RUSSIAN FAR EAST This year, sightings on Heritage Expeditions’ seven cruises to the Russian Arctic were prolific: pods of humpback, beluga and bowhead whales, walrus, brown bears and 101 polar bears on one island alone (heritage-expeditions.com).

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MONEY

Y Stop The Shop Worried about money in the run up to Christmas?

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ou don’t need me to tell you that the run up to Christmas is going to be expensive. And the huge Black-Friday themed sales throughout November don’t help either. We spend more in shops and online during this period than any other time of the year.

That’s all well and good if you have the cash to spend. But if you’d rather put that money to use elsewhere or just want to cut back on how much stuff you buy then it’s easier said than done to just “stop shopping”.

To help, I’ve got a few tricks you Andy Webb is a personal finance journalist and runs the award-winning money blog, Be Clever With Your Cash

can use that’ll make it harder for you to spend money you don’t have or buy things you don’t need.

Know what you need It’s so easy to spot something, especially in the sales, that you had no intention of buying. Yet you do.

But if you’re trying to cut back on how much shopping you do, these are exactly the types of purchases you want to stop. So, first up, work out what you need and make a list.

Then stick to this list. If you later think about buying something you haven’t written down then there’s a good chance you’re duplicating what you already have—or simply won’t even use it.

Once you’ve got this list it’s worth running a quick a stocktake of what you already have in the house. From clothes you’ve only worn a few times through to kitchen gadgets you forgot you even had, there’s every chance doing this will mean you won’t need to buy something new.

Work out what your triggers are The list alone won’t stop impulse purchases so next up you need to help remove the temptation.

If you tend to pop in, unplanned, to certain shops as you’re passing them, try taking a different route or avoid the town centre completely.

If your spending tends to happen when you’re with specific people or in a certain mood, try to look for

alternative things you can do that won’t involve being near some shops on those occasions.

Doing supermarket and other shopping online is one solution— especially if you’re armed with your list. But of course, these online shops have their own tactics to get you to spend.

WE SHOP ON IMPULSE, SO IF YOU DON’T FEEL THE SAME THE NEXT DAY, DON’T GET IT Unsubscribe from newsletters and get off social media for those brands you are likely to be swayed by. If you can’t see their messaging about special offers or latest styles you’re less likely to visit their website.

Pause a purchase Whether online or in person, one tactic is to see if you can wait 24 hours before actually buying something. We tend to shop on impulse, so if you don’t feel the same a day later then simply don’t buy it.

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click options such as Amazon. You should also delete those shopping apps from your phone, and even from your bookmarks.

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than in the shopping basket. You can set your own cooling off period, whether that’s one day or 30 days, and in that time the website won’t let you buy it.

Add some barriers The harder it is to pay for something, the harder it is to spend your money—simple! So add some friction to the payment process.

Ditching your credit cards is an easy precaution to take. This might just mean leaving them at home when you go out.

An extreme version is to literally freeze your cards. Put them in water and then place them in the freezer.

You’ll then need to let it defrost before you can take them out or use them online.

While you’re at it, remove stored credit card details from the online shops you tend to spend at.

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Knowing exactly how much you’ve been spending recently can act as a prompt to reconsider a pricey purchase. If more has gone out of your account than you realised, and it often has, you might think twice about spending more.

A simple way to do this is to review your spending every month.

It doesn’t take long to go through your paper or online bank and card statements, but the key is to quickly add all the small purchases up.

You’ll be surprised just how much they will total.

There are also apps for your phone which help you monitor your spending such as Yolt and Emma.

They categorise your spending so you can quickly see, for example, the total you’ve spent on travel or eating out.

New banks such as Monzo and Starling also do this, but they also have the added feature of instant notifications each time you use your card. These act as useful reminders of just how much each transaction is.

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ONLY TAKE THE PHYSICAL CASH WITH YOU THAT YOU HAVE PLANNED TO SPEND Manage your cash Another way to reduce your spending involves assessing how you manage the money you have. You should move your savings into a separate account. Doing this prevents you from “accidentally” dipping into those funds. Instead you’ll have a real bank balance you can track as it approaches zero.

Then when you do go out shopping, only take the physical cash with you that you have planned to spend. Apart from meaning you can’t

spend what you don’t have, there’s also an extra psychological barrier in place when you have to hand over notes and coins rather than just tap your contactless card.

Get the best price possible Of course, unless you are taking this process to the extreme, you will at some point decide to buy something whether you need it or simply want it. And that’s OK. But you can still use some tools which will help you find the lowest price.

The three websites I use to compare prices and look at price history are Idealo for general shopping, Camel Camel Camel for Amazon products and MySupermarket for food and drink.

With each you’ll spot whether now is a good time to buy or whether you can get the same thing for less somewhere else. n

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The man or woman that performs “Punch & Judy” is called a professor The first version of “Punch” performed in England was in Covent Garden on May 9, 1662 as is recorded in Samuel Pepys diary A swazzle is a miniature kazoo that is placed between the tongue and the roof of the mouth—it creates Mr. Punch’s high-pitched, buzzing voice In earlier shows, Toby the Dog was a real animal SOURCE: LITTLEANGELTHEATRE.COM

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FOOD

Chicken, Leek & Pearl Barley Stew Serves 4 • 1kg chicken thighs and drumsticks • 1tbsp olive oil • 6-8 peppercorns • 1tsp salt (or 1tsp bouillon powder) • 50g butter • 500g leeks • 2-3 sprigs of thyme • 200g pearl barley • 1 sprig rosemary • (Optional quick cook greens: 80g spinach / diced courgette / 150g frozen peas)

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Nights are short, there’s a chill in the air and little brings more comfort than stew. Traditional British stews are often dark and robust—beef or lamb with red wine—but this is a lighter, more broth-like version which has a chicken base 1. Preheat the oven to 180°C. Drizzle the olive oil over the chicken thighs and drumsticks, sprinkle over salt and roast for 35-40 minutes, until the juices run clear when you cut into the thickest part of the flesh.

2. Once cooked, peel away the skin from four of the chicken thighs and set aside. Use two forks to shred the meat from the bone. Refrigerate the meat, and place the bones in a pan.

3. Top and tail the leeks, wash away any grit, and put them in a pan with the chicken bones and the peppercorns (plus any other stock ingredients you have in the fridge, such as half an onion or a carrot). Pour over 1.2 to 1.5 litres of water and simmer rapidly for 1.5 hours (3 hours is ideal, but you’ll still have a delicious chicken stock after 1.5). Season, strain and set aside.

4. Meanwhile, thinly slice the leeks and wash thoroughly in a sink filled with cold water. Melt the butter in a heavybottomed saucepan, add the leeks and thyme and cook at a low temperature for 15 minutes, until soft and sweet.

5. Stretch out the reserved chicken skin on a tray and grill for 2 minutes to crisp them up. Divide the chicken pearl barley stew between four heated bowls and top with a shard of salty chicken skin.

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Drinks Tip… A full-bodied cider pairs well with a stew and there’s never been more choice in British supermarkets. Perry’s Cider Somerset Dabinett (£2.29/500ml, Ocado) is a single-variety cider and a great autumnal option

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Serves 4-6 • 1kg plums (12-14), stones removed and quartered • 2tbsp brown sugar • 1-2 pieces stem ginger, finely chopped • ½ lemon, juiced For the topping • 300g plain flour • 150g cold butter, cut into cubes • 75g caster sugar • 1tsp cinnamon • 6 gingernut biscuits

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Spiced Plum Crumble Crumble originates from Second World War rationing, when housewives couldn’t always count on having enough ingredients to make a full pie, but nowadays they’re a culinary celebration. This recipe incorporates a delicious ginger spiciness to complement sticky-sweet plums, for the perfect late-autumn dish

1. Preheat the oven to 180°C, then lightly grease a pudding dish with butter and pile in the plums. Stir through the brown sugar, stem ginger and lemon juice over the top and pop them in the oven to give them a head-start while you make the crumble topping.

2. Sift the flour into a mixing bowl and then use your fingertips to rub in the butter to create a sand-like consistency. Stir in the caster sugar and cinnamon and then use your fingers to break up the gingernut biscuits to bean-sized pieces and then stir them into the topping.

3. Take the plums out of the oven, tip the crumble topping over them and return it to the oven for 25-30 minutes until the topping is golden and fragrant.

4. Serve with whipped cream and a splash of the ginger syrup (from the jar of stem ginger). n

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HOME & GARDEN

Make your bedroom a serene sanctuary for sleep with these top decorating tips and interior styling ideas

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ith chilly winter nights drawing in, it’s the perfect time of year to pay attention to your bedroom décor and ensure it’s a cosy and welcoming haven to escape to every evening. Start by thinking about your colour palette for the room—dark shades will help to create a cocooning effect and rich colours, like aubergine and indigo, will add an air of sumptuousness.

The space should be somewhere you want to unwind, so test various colour samples to see which ones make you feel calm and snug.

Pay attention to soft furnishings within your bedroom and introduce plenty of plush textures to set a warm and cosy scene. Switch your bedding

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to something more suitable for colder climes, such as a brushed cotton duvet set for a softer touch, and dress your bed with a thick bedspread or throw for an extra layer of warmth. Don’t neglect your floor coverings either; if you don’t have a carpeted bedroom, treat your feet to a shaggy sheepskin by the side of the bed, or a large area rug to cosy up stark floorboards.

The lighting you choose for your bedroom will also have an impact on the mood you set. Use bedside lamps, fairy lights or floor lamps to disperse light in a subtler way than overhead lighting, and choose bulbs that emit a warm glow, rather than harsh white light. When it comes to the finishing touches, scented candles or fragrance diffusers are a good way to ensure you associate your bedroom with relaxation. Look out for scents such as lavender or chamomile that are believed to aid a good night’s sleep. n

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Gardening In The Rain Jessica Summers takes a look at how to use the raindrops to our horticultural advantage

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hile some may see a few drops of rain as a deterrent from going outside, the dedicated gardener knows there are important tasks to be handled, “whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.”

When the soil is wet it’s an opportune time to dispose of weeds, whose taproots will loosen more easily. The time of year comes in handy now too, as this is preferably done before the flowers seed.

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root nourishment.

During a particularly heavy downpour make sure to cover your more delicate plants using a tarpaulin or by moving potted plants to your greenhouse. Capitalise on the free water by leaving out vessels in which to collect the rain, so you can use it when your plants are thirsty without unnecessarily adding to your H2O consumption.

You’ll quickly notice which areas of your garden don’t have adequate drainage from the pools of water that collect. To ensure this doesn’t become a major problem that could drown your hard work, create a proper runoff or trench for the water to escape.

Finally, take advantage of your lovely mint herb as this wonderful plant thrives after a soggy day and will make a very satisfying tea for you to enjoy (indoors!) after all your hard work. n

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FASHION & BEAUT Y

O Winter Reboot Lisa Lennkh debates the benefits of stepping into a new winter fashion trend

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ne of my favourite things about autumn and winter fashion is boots. Not only are they warm and practical to wear, but the right pair can bring elegance and edge to almost any outfit. The new big trend for this winter is a squaretoed boot. We've not seen these since the 1990s, and I find it a particularly tricky shape to wear. It isn't ladylike like a pointed toe, and it isn't sweet like a round toe. It also isn't neutral like the in-between, an almond shaped toe. It's an unusual fashionforward shape.

A square toe does work well with unique and equally fashion-forward clothing (think asymmetrical hem skirts, cropped wide trousers, or loose, retro-style jeans). It also Lisa Lennkh is a banker turned fashion writer, stylist and blogger. Her blog, The Sequinist, focuses on sparkle and statement style for midlife women

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completely modernises wardrobe basics; a simple outfit of jeans and a jumper or a tee-shirt immediately looks fresh with a trendy square-toed boot. This is why they've become popular so quickly with the fashion crowd, especially the basics-loving Scandis. They slot into any wardrobe and provide an instant update.

In its perpetual pursuit of novelty, fashion's pendulum always swings to the extremes; after several seasons of serving up knife-edge pointed shoes, designers are now wheeling out the squares. After seeing great success with their quirky square-toed sandals last summer, Balenciaga and Ferragamo debuted extreme squaretoed boots for this winter. There are subtle rounded-square toe boots from designers like Prada and Jimmy Choo. These more wearable styles have already filtered down into high street winter boot designs.

Despite my usual clear opinions on fashion, square-toed shoes and boots are the one trend I'm on the fence about. They can look edgy and interesting, but they also fall perilously close to fashion victim territory. If you're not careful, they can even look a bit ridiculous. With my style and my shape, square toes skew clunky rather than edgy and cool, so I don't wear them. That's perfectly fine. I'm always happy to sit out trends that don't serve me and my wardrobe for the long haul. I'll only buy into a trend if it is

something that works with my personal style. A pointed or almond toe is a much better investment for my wardrobe.

I do have to admit that I'm a little tempted by the shiny red Prada square-toed patent knee boots (So cheerful! So Nancy Sinatra!). The pop

THEY LOOK EDGY AND INTERESTING BUT FALL CLOSE TO FASHION VICTIM of shiny statement colour speaks directly to my aesthetic. Almost any winter skirt or dress would be immediately improved by wearing these. I could make them work with my wardrobe, but they still aren't as versatile or enduring as a pointedtoe style. If my wallet is going to suffer the Prada price tag, the boots have to have serious longevity!

Despite this being a trend that will date, if square-toed boots work with your wardrobe and your style, they are well worth investigating. Not only are they more comfortable than a pointed toe, but your trusty basics will get a thoroughly modern reboot from adding them to your wardrobe this winter. n NOVEMBER 2019 • 115

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It Started With A Kiss…

Jenessa Williams teaches you how to master the coveted “gradient lip”

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Popularised by the Korean Beauty market, gradient lips are the perfectway to get a "just kissed" pout, akin to a natural blush or subtle highlight.

Requiring minimal maintenance through the day, this style is great for creating the illusion of a plumped and contoured lip without any stinging serums or fussy tools.

The key is to choose tones that flatter your natural lip colour. Use two shades of lipstick with one slightly darker than the other for a bolder look, or opt for the 2019 method of liquid concealer layered underneath

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your desired colour. Paint your concealer as you would a normal lipstick and allow to dry, then apply a small amount of lip tint or liquid stain to the centre of your lip and press gently together, allowing the colour to spread naturally outwards. The fuzzy edge may seem alarming at first, but rub lips together until you get a flush you’re happy with. Add a final flourish with a touch of clear, wet look gloss to perk up the colour and “set” the finish.

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Ernie Hasler www.authorhouse.co.uk Paperback | E-book £15.95 | £2.99

An exciting, political thriller, Brexit Demise of Great Britain, exposes many truths and facts. The United Kingdom and the impending Brexit disaster. Including prominent figures in the political world, where the distinction between public service and personal gain is very grey. Although fictional, the story has a ring of truth to those who can perceive double-dealing through the fog of clever propaganda. The book also predicts the collapse of the world financial system triggered by Brexit and the rise of a Religious/ Political World Government.

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Daniel Craig becomes the American version of the legendary Detective Poirot in this dark yet playful whodunnit. What makes Knives Out unusual, though, is that we find out exactly who-done-it right at the beginning of the film, turning the genre on its head.

The story is as old as the hills: Harlan Thrombey, the wealthy patriarch of a big, eccentric family dies under mysterious circumstances following his 85th birthday celebrations. Craig’s Benoit Blanc steps in to investigate and sifts through a slew of red herrings to uncover the truth. This, of course,

involves questioning the (sometimes insufferably) colourful members of the Thrombey clan. And while each and every one of them is fabulously compelling in their own way, special mentions go out to Toni Collette’s kooky Instagram influencer Joni, Chris Evans’ James Dean-esque rebel Ransom and Jamie Lee Curtis’ cool and collected Linda. But the star of the show is the victim himself: though we only get to know Harlan (played with great gusto by Christopher Plummer) through flashbacks and other people’s stories, his impish charm and wit are irresistible.

While fresh and modern, Knives Out also feels timeless and nostalgic, and is bound to make you reach for the nearest Agatha Christie novel.

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H H H HH DRAMA: SORRY WE MISSED YOU Britain’s champion of the oppressed masses, Ken Loach, returns with another downbeat musing on the struggles of the working class. This time, he follows a sweet family struggling to make ends meet: Ricky and Abbie, the parents, fight tooth and nail to keep their family afloat, working to impossible schedules, while simultaneously dealing with their unruly teenage son Seb and their increasingly anxious younger daughter Lisa. If you’ve ever seen a Loach film before, you’ll know

exactly where this is going; the punches will keep on coming until the family— and, inevitably, the audience—reaches a bitter breaking point. It’s an impactful drama, but takes too much pleasure in sermonising for its own good.

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ROMANCE: NON-FICTION Juliette Binoche leads a superb cast in this clever, sexed-up French comedy about a group of bohemian intellectuals inhabiting the toothsome Parisian publishing world.

You can tell director Oliver Assayas is a big Woody Allen fan by the way the film emulates his witty dialogue, neurotic tone and alluring affairs; yet he never quite nails Allen’s light-heartedness and absurdism, instead obsessing over minuscule nuances of book publishing and overdone self-references.

The flair and style Assayas does it with still make for one scrumptious watch though.

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GIRI / HAJI (BBC2; BBC IPLAYER) What is it? Darkly comic BBC/Netflix coproduction that dispatches Japanese detective Takehiro Hira to London to investigate a Yakuza-related killing.

Why should I watch it? Series creator Joe Barton follows up C4’s Humans with a knowing slice of pulp distinguished by smart location work and an excellent cast.

Best character? The 45-year-old Hira, a veteran of Japanese screen and stage, is a real discovery: a grave, upright presence who often suggests some 21st century reincarnation of Gregory Peck.

THE HUNTING (CHANNEL FIVE) What is it? Four-part Australian miniseries unpicking the fallout from a high-school sexting scandal.

Why should I watch it? Writerdirector Sophie Hyde makes an assured move into TV with a gripping drama that grasps how technology has shifted the goalposts when it comes to intimacy—opening up a divide between the sexes, as it has between the generations. You’ll emerge thankful you never had cameraphones monitoring your own development.

Best character? An excellent ensemble mine every nuance in these scripts—the youngsters are every bit as compelling in their confusion as the grown-ups.

by Mike McCahill

CRIMINAL (NETFLIX) A good season for police drama: Netflix hops round Europe with this ambitious interrogation-room procedural, recruiting David Tennant on its UK layover.

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THE FAMILY MAN (AMAZON PRIME) India’s sparkiest young filmmakers Raj and DK fashion a goofy, romp about a spy juggling domestic duties with national security.

UBELIEVABLE (NETFLIX) This tough yet superbly handled true-crime drama miniseries sets detectives Toni Collette and Merritt Wever on the trail of a serial rapist.

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MUSIC ALBUM OF THE MONTH: ATHENA by SUDAN ARCHIVES It may be Brittney Denise Parks’ (aka Sudan Archives) debut album, but she’s hardly a newcomer, having made a splash with her two previous EPs, Sudan Archives and Sink, setting high expectations for her debut album. It’s safe to say she meets—and exceeds them with effortless panache.

The idea of duality is at the heart of Athena both musically and thematically. Parks tells her story through raw, sincere lyrics that reveal her as both a determined fighter as well as a vulnerable human being who’s experienced her fair share of heartache. Musically, the album is a refreshing revelation in its unique and sophisticated approach to R&B. Parks, who is a self-taught violinist, peppers this traditionally smoky, sensual genre with ferocious strings that cut through the lush, bass-saturated textures like acid. The resulting sound reveals an ambivalent, multi-layered portrait of the artist as she seamlessly moves between ostentatious abrasiveness and all-consuming fear from song to song.

Sudan Archives is destined for big things, so be sure to give Athena a spin to establish yourself as an original fan.

Key tracks: “Did You Know?”, “Confessions”, “Black Vivaldi Sonata”

by Eva Mackevic READER RADAR: LILY PARKER, UX & BRAND DESIGNER WATCHING: EUPHORIA NOW TV If Degrassi had been written by Marquis de Sade, this would be it. Social porn, drug abuse, unrequited love and exploratory violence under a beautiful, glossy cover of darkness.

LISTENING: SLAYER The mighty Slayer may have said farewell this year, but their legacy will live forever. “Learn the sacred words…” Plus, anything recommended by Reader’s Digest!

ONLINE: I have steadfastly maintained a lifelong aversion to social media, and prefer to pass the time with live music and strong whisky.

READING: TRANNY BY LAURA JANE GRACE It may not the most beautifully written book, but I love the raw honesty of her dysphoric journey in the notquite-so-anarchistic world of punk.

It would inspire anyone to find their authentic self.

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November Fiction A heartfelt story of three women and their relationship with the younger generation and a dark, timely thriller are our top literary picks this month…

Grandmothers

by Salley Vickers (Viking, £16.99) The biographical section of Salley Vickers’s website isn’t very long—but it still finds room for her “two grandchildren, with whom she spends as much time as she possibly can”. And it’s this unique bond between grandmothers and grandchildren that lies at the heart of her new novel. The three main characters may be very different from each other: toughminded, unsentimental Nan; the rather sweeter (and certainly drunker) Blanche; quietly bookish Minna. Yet, all are at their happiest hanging out with a beloved grandchild.

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storylines might have led to unwieldiness. Vickers, however, depicts each character and relationship with forensic clarity, as well as a touching level of kindliness to everybody concerned. Or almost everybody— because one of the big themes here is the alliance that the old and young often form against those middle-aged spoilsports known as parents, with their mad neuroses about the dangers of unhealthy food, late nights and so on.

Now and again, in fact, some of Nan’s pronouncements about the damaging effects of over-anxious parenting perhaps feel too directly like author’s messages. Unfortunately for us middleaged spoilsports, that doesn’t make them wrong.

Kiss the Girls and Make Them Cry

by Mary Higgins Clark (Simon & Schuster, £20) At this stage in her career, Mary Higgins Clark is beginning to seem not so much a writer as a force of nature. Now 91, and with around 50 bestsellers behind her, she could be forgiven for—at the very least—allowing her novels’ energy levels

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to dip slightly. Well, not in this one: a richly plotted (and richly sub-plotted) 400-page tale about the impeccably topical subject of sexual abuse by rich, important men.

Gina Kane is a thirty-something investigative reporter, who receives an unsolicited email from Cathy Ryan, a former employee of the huge New York media company REL News, mentioning “a terrible experience” she and other young women have had there. Before Gina can meet her, though, she dies in a mysterious accident…

As ever with Clark, readers who like their thrillers blood-soaked and brutal might want to look elsewhere. Yet, while she and Gina are plainly on the side of the angels, the novel is by no means cuddly. Clark has clearly researched the whole dark business of non-disclosure agreements, and her account of the ruthlessness of big corporations is both heartfelt and convincing.

Name the author Can you guess the writer from these clues (the fewer you need the better)?

1. He was knighted in the last New Year’s Honours list for services to literature.

2. The heroine of his most famous books was brought up at Jordan College, Oxford.

3. His surname is also the name of a type of railway carriage.

Paperbacks It’s All a Game by Tristan Donovan (Atlantic, £8.99).

A history of board games that blends fascinating information with nostalgia. It also explains the role of Monopoly in helping British prisoners of war to escape from the Nazis.

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald by JK Rowling (Sphere, £7.99).

The original screenplay for the film— and, let’s face it, bound to be heading the bestseller lists soon.

First You Write a Sentence

by Joe Moran (Penguin, £9.99).

Clear, lively and example-packed guide to writing well.

Wakenhyrst by Michelle Paver (Head of Zeus, £8.99).

There’s clearly a taste for gothic novels at the moment—and by common consent this is one of the very best.

Devices and Desires by Kate Hubbard (Vintage, £11.99).

Tudor fans will love this vivid biography of the formidable Bess of Hardwick, who married her way to the top of Elizabethan society, building Hardwick Hall along the way.

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RD’S RECOMMENDED READ The Body: a Guide for Occupants

by Bill Bryson is published

by Doubleday at £25

The Skin We Live In A fresh and funny reminder that the human body is the greatest machine of all

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ill bryson is probably still best-known for his funny and charming travel books, such as Down Under and Notes from a Small Island.

But over the years he’s proved equally good at something that’s a lot harder to do: funny and charming science books. And in The Body, he proves it again, shaping enormous amounts of solid scientific material in a way that’s always a joy to read—and

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where virtually every paragraph contains at least one startling, even awe-inspiring fact.

The book goes through the various parts of the body quite systematically, but it also has plenty to say on the often alarming history of medicine, reminding us how recently some of the most basic truths of human biology were discovered. It also reminds us of how much we still don’t know—including why we hiccup, why we yawn, why we have two kidneys, why we have a chin, why we cry when we’re upset and what 98 per cent of our DNA is for.

Indeed, even our astonishing brains—“the most extraordinary things in the universe,” according to Bryson—haven’t worked out why we have these astonishing brains. After all, there’s no evolutionary need for say, being able to write music or do philosophy. (Incidentally, in

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one of Bryson’s many myth-busting moments, he also explains that the weirdly widespread idea about how we use only ten per cent of our brains is completely false. Nobody’s sure how the rumour started, but the real percentage is 100.)

In the end, then, it’s not surprising that the book is infused with such an infectious sense of wonder at the miraculousness of it all—as in this passage from near the beginning…

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We pass our existence within this warm wobble of flesh and yet take it almost entirely for granted. How many among us know even roughly where the spleen is or what it does?

Or the difference between tendons and ligaments? Or what our lymph nodes are up to? How many times a day do you suppose you blink? Five hundred? A thousand? You’ve no idea, of course.

Well, you blink fourteen thousand times a day—so many that your eyes are shut for 23 minutes of every waking day. Yet you never have to think about it, because every second of every day your body undertakes a literally unquantifiable number of tasks without requiring an instant of your attention.

In the second or so since you started this sentence, your body has made a million red blood cells.

They are already speeding around you, coursing through your veins, keeping you alive. Each of those cells

NO ONE CAN SAY WHY THOSE SEVEN BILLION BILLION BILLION ATOMS HAVE SUCH AN URGENT DESIRE TO BE YOU will rattle around you about 150,000 times, repeatedly delivering oxygen to your cells, and then, battered and useless, will present itself to other cells to be quietly killed off for the greater good of you.

Altogether it takes seven billion billion billion atoms to make you. No one can say why those seven billion billion billion atoms have such an urgent desire to be you.

They are mindless particles, after all, without a single thought or notion between them. Yet somehow for the length of your existence, they will build and maintain all the countless systems and structures necessary to keep you humming, to make you you, to let you enjoy the rare and supremely agreeable condition known as life.

That’s a much bigger job than you realise. Unpacked, you are positively enormous. Your lungs, smoothed out, would cover a tennis court, and the airways within them would stretch from London to Moscow. The length of all your blood vessels would take NOVEMBER 2019 • 125

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you two and a half times around the Earth. The most remarkable part of all is your DNA. You have a metre of it packed into every cell, and so many cells that if you formed all your DNA into a single strand it would stretch ten billion miles, to beyond Pluto.

Think of it: there is enough of you to leave the solar system. You are in the most literal sense cosmic.

But your atoms are just building blocks, and are not themselves alive.

Where life begins precisely is not so easy to say. The basic unit of life is the cell—everyone is agreed on that. The cell is full of busy things— ribosomes and proteins, DNA, RNA, mitochondria and much other microscopic arcana—but none of those are themselves alive.

The cell itself is just a kind of little room to contain them, and of itself is as non-living as any other room. Yet somehow when all of these things are brought together, you have life. That is the part that eludes science. I kind of hope it always will.

And the name of the author is…

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Sir Philip Pullman— author of the His Dark Materials trilogy, whose heroine Lyra Belacqua grows up in alternative version of Oxford, before being caught up in a cosmic war.

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More amazing facts from The Body • We shed around 25,000 flakes of skin a minute—or more than a million an hour.

• Just sitting quietly and doing nothing, our brains process more information in 30 seconds than the Hubble Space telescope has done in 30 years.

• A teaspoon of human blood contains approximately 25 billion red blood cells.

• The average human body contains 25,000 miles of blood vessels.

• The average bacterium lives for 20 minutes.

• In any three-day period, E. coli can produce more generations than human beings have done in the whole of history.

• There are about 100,000 microbes on every square inch of human skin.

• The amount of electricity happening within your cells is a thousand times more than the electricity in your house.

• At any given time, a quarter of your blood is in your liver.

Books That Changed My Life Caroline Kepnes is the author of You, Hidden Bodies and Providence. You was adapted for Netflix in 2018 and Hidden Bodies will air later this year Goodbye, Columbus

by Philip Roth I had read American Pastoral about three times and I was so in awe of that book that it intimidated me when it came to my own writing.

Then one day it hit me that it wasn’t the first thing he’d written, so I picked up Goodbye, Columbus. It’s amazing to think of Roth, published at 26, and to see how much he grew by the time he wrote American Pastoral. The religious aspect, the relatable characters and the fact that you could have people just be absolutely hysterical was a really calming, influential thing for me. It made me want to write.

Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret

by Judy Blume I related so much to that character as a young girl.

My father was also Jewish and my mother was also raised Catholic.

As I got older, I realised that this book was the one that made me understand that the settings of books that I love most are always the interior and the mental landscape. I still come back to this book all the time because of the vulnerability in there.

Every time I write now I think about that feeling that you get from some books, that you’ve really been let into the most sacred and quiet corners of someone’s soul.

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The Silence of the Lambs

by Thomas Harris I remember reading The Silence of the Lambs and wanting to live vicariously through Clarice. Every word that came out of Hannibal Lecter’s mouth was so intriguing to me. There’s nothing more terrifying than someone who is intelligent and evil. He had that desire to eat humans, which was awful, but the magic was that he’d then say these really insightful things.

I wouldn’t have written anything if I hadn’t read the line, “We covet what we see every day,” in my head. I loved the frightening insights into the possibilities of what’s lurking around you. n NOVEMBER 2019 • 127

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Smart Phones 101 Ready to upgrade your smartphone? There’s a dizzying range of new features to catch your eye.

Olly Mann takes a look...

Olly Mann presents Four Thought for BBC Radio 4, and the award-winning podcasts The Modern Mann and Answer Me This!

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THE FOLDABLE ONE If you nostalgically recall the sensation of snapping shut a Motorola RAZR, I have glad tidings: the foldable phone is back! When closed, the Samsung Galaxy Fold 5G (£1,900) appears to be an ordinary (albeit plump) smartphone. But open up the magnetic shell, and you uncover a dazzling AMOLED display that instantly supersizes your browsing to 7.3 inches. The cost is eyewatering, and the design has teething troubles (you can still make out the shadow of the hinge inside the screen), but, after years of so-so smartphone evolution, it’s certainly refreshing to see some real innovation.

THE VLOGGERS’ CHOICE The suffix “Pro”, given to the top-end Macs and iPads used by the creative industries, has never graced an iPhone until now. Apple’s triplelens iPhone 11 Pro (from £1,049) has evidently been developed with YouTubers and Instagrammers in mind: it captures gobsmacking 4K video, boasts increased battery life and comes equipped with newly-simplified editing software. To my eyes, the trio of 12MP cameras result in a rather ugly rearend—Huawei and Samsung’s equivalents are prettier. But, as an all-in-one social media powerhouse, it’s unbeatable.

PLAY-MOBILE With the Nintendo Switch Lite (£199) proving there’s still a buoyant market for hand-held gaming consoles, Apple are keen to keep gamers glued to their mobile devices instead.

Hence, thanks to their iOS 13 update, you can finally sync XBox Wireless (£50) or PlayStation DualShock 4 (£45) controllers to your iPhone or iPad. So, your thumbs can bash away on purpose-built plastic buttons just as happily as when you’re at home, across a range of games from the App Store.

FORWARDLOOKING, BACKWARDCOMPATIBLE The UK’s first 5G networks are now live, offering blazing fast, latency-reducing mobile internet speeds that will revolutionise our browsing habits as surely as 3G and 4G did before it. But, at the time of writing, there are only eight handsets on the market that actually support 5G (see the list at 5g.co.uk/phones).

So, why not access 5G services on your existing devices? The HTC 5G Mobile Smart Hub (£100) creates a Wi-Fi network you can join on your phone, tablet and laptop simultaneously. A £50-£75 monthly subscription to EE’s 5G network is required.

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You Couldn’t Make It Up Win £30 for your true, funny stories!

Go to readersdigest.co.uk/contact-us or facebook.com/readersdigestuk At the supermarket, a young employee tapped the customer in front of me on the shoulder and said, “Your crackers, madam.”

She turned round angrily ready to give him a piece of her mind, and then realised that he was holding out the bag of prawn crackers that had fallen out of her overloaded trolley.

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I gave my dad £50 for his birthday this year, and said he should buy something that would make his life easier. The week after, I asked him what he'd decided upon.

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My daughter came home from school excited. A boy she liked who previously wouldn’t talk to her had spoken to her at last. I was delighted for her and asked enthusiastically what he had said to her.

“Stop talking to me,” she replied.

JOANNA AITCHISON, Cheshire

My nephew was in his wife's bad books recently. She wanted to lose weight and wasn’t succeeding so he advised her to eat naked in front of a mirror, adding that, “Restaurants will always throw you out before you eat too much food.”

SHULAH CLARKSON, Norfolk

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I was having a difficult conversation about death with my son recently when he optimistically said, “But maybe I won't die.”

“Everybody dies," I told him.

He then went quiet for a minute.

I thought it was starting to sink in until he came back with, “Father Christmas doesn’t!”

What could I say to that!?

I had to suppress a giggle when I saw the church noticeboard recently advertising what the sermon the following Sunday would be about.

The poster read, “What is hell?”

And some wag had written underneath, “Please come early and listen to the choir practice.”

LEON HARDEN, Denbighshire

When I was quite small I asked my mother, “Mummy, do you ever wear trousers instead of skirts?”

She replied, “No, never. Have you ever seen me in trousers?”

I said, “No, it’s just that the last time Daddy's parents were here, I overheard Granny saying to Grandpa, ‘make no mistake about it, she's the one who wears the trousers!’”

DAVID WEBB, Sussex Our son asked for help with his homework to describe words. His dad helped out but the next day our son was furious with him because everybody had laughed at one of his descriptions. The word was “seizure” but he’d pronounced it “Caesar”, so his dad told him to put down, “A Roman emperor.”

SALI THOMAS, Denbighshire

After having “one of those days”, I decided I needed a treat. So, after shopping, and before a trip to the spa, I bought myself a very unhealthy, definitely-not-slimming, cream cake. I was settling down on the park bench getting ready to eat it, when all of a sudden, a seagull swooped down, knocked it off the bench and dragged it through the mud. I was certain my slimming consultant was in the vicinity controlling that seagull.

JANE SPAMER Devon

I was wondering why a Weight Watchers Club leaflet had been put through our letterbox and our teenage son offered an explanation, “Maybe they had a peep through the letterbox first” he said.

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Word Power Shakespeare’s princely Hamlet is the character who mopes about muttering, “Words, words, words.” Here, from the venerable play by the Bard, are some words (in their root form) you can actively employ today. If, tragically, you need answers, consult the next page

By Emily Cox & Henry Rathvon 1. impetuous adj.—A: full of

9. calumny n.—A: row of pillars.

questions. B: scheming. C: rash.

B: disaster. C: character attack.

2. traduce v.—A: shame using lies.

B: parry with a sword. C: exchange for a profit.

10. beguile v.— A: bond or form a union. B: deceive. C: leave stranded.

3. whet v.—A: sharpen or stimulate.

11. felicity n.—A: ill fortune. B: faithful

B: moisten. C: hasten.

devotion. C: happiness.

4. rub n.—A: piece of gossip.

12. sully v.—A: answer back smartly.

B: difficulty. C: good-luck charm.

5. germane adj.— A: poisonous.

B: relevant. C: ghostly.

B: drizzle. C: defile or tarnish.

13. malefactor n.—A: masculine

6. incorporeal adj.—A: using military

quality. B: one who commits an offense. C: swear word.

might. B: having no body. C: full of tiny holes.

14. exhort v.—A: dig up. B: overthrow

7. wax v.—A: grow smaller. B: grow larger. C: grow a moustache.

8. paragon n.—A: toy soldier. B: five -sided figure. C: example of excellence.

or dethrone. C: urge strongly.

15. quintessence n.—A: most typical example. B: one fifth. C: fluidity in language or spoken word.

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Answers 1. impetuous—[C] rash. Jenny has a habit of impetuously hugging strangers.

9. calumny—[C] character attack. If you can’t win a debate with reason, try outright calumny.

2. traduce—[A] shame using lies. Mia loves to watch politicians traducing each other with bogus statistics.

10. beguile—[B] deceive. Don’t let the mermaids beguile you with their sultry siren songs.

3. whet—[A] sharpen or stimulate.

The aroma of turkey was all I needed to whet my Christmas appetite.

11. felicity—[C] happiness. Nothing could diminish the felicity of the family’s first holiday in years.

4. rub—[B] difficulty. Playing truant is easy, but not getting caught—there’s the rub.

12. sully—[C] defile or tarnish. It would take only one blowhard to sully the MP's reputation.

5. germane—[B] relevant. Your Honour, my client’s nickname—Light Fingers—is not germane to this case of theft.

13. malefactor—[B] one who commits an offense. Upon seeing someone caught by a traffic warden, my dad used to announce, “There goes another malefactor!”

6. incorporeal—[B] having no body.

After supper, Grandfather sat us down 14. exhort—[C] urge strongly. The for a tale of the candidate exhorted incorporeal beings the crowd to make WORD OF THE DAY* supposedly haunting the right choice come OBLIVESCENCE: his house.

Election Day. 7. wax—[B] grow larger. Noah’s hopes waxed as the rain began to wane.

8. paragon—[C] example of excellence.

The poet’s vast collection was a paragon of eloquence.

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15. quintessence— [A] most typical example. The human rights activist speaker was the quintessence of humility.

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(Rectangles) Fraser Simpson; (People of Letters) Sue Dohrin.

Subdivide the area along the gridlines into non-overlapping squares and rectangles. Each of these rect­angles or squares must contain exactly one number that indicates how many cells make up its area. Can you draw the right boundaries?

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(Path Puzzle) Roderick Kimball; (Decking of Cards) Darren Rigby; (Str8ts) Jeff Widderich.

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Str8ts Fill in the white cells with whole numbers between 1 and 9 so that no number repeats in any row or column. Blue cells divide the rows and columns into “compartments.” Each compartment needs to contain a “straight.” A straight is a set of numbers that have no gaps between them but that can appear in any order (for example, 2, 3, 5, 4). A clue in a blue cell removes that number as an option in the cell’s row and column, but it is not part of any straight.

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CROSSWISE Test your general knowledge.

Answers on p142

ACROSS 9 Capital (5,4) 10 Maxim (5) 11 Femoral region (5) 12 Comparison standard (9) 13 Unusual (8) 14 Botch (6) 15 Snug (4) 17 Prepares for publication (5) 19 Homework (4) 22 Order to come (6) 23 Comfortable piece of furniture (8) 25 Misunderstanding (9) 27 Paddled (5) 29 Burdened (5) 30 Form of hypnosis (9)

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DOWN 1 Expel (4) 2 Choice (6) 3 Bow and arrow skill (7) 4 UK biscuit brand (8) 5 Tolerate (4) 6 Serious collision (5-2) 7 Longitudinal fuselage component (8) 8 One who maintains accounts (10) 13 Easy to reach (10) 16 An unspecified person (8) 18 Hare beater (8) 20 Perfumed toilet water (7) 21 Film: “The Hunt for Red ---” (7) 24 Apprehensive (6) 26 Gammy (4) 28 10 US cents (4)

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An elderly lady pays a visit to her doctor and says, “Doctor, you know how you told me to avoid climbing the stairs as much as possible?”

“Yes,” the doctor nods, “we agreed on that after your last X-ray.”

“Well I don’t know that it was such a good recommendation,” she replied.

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I asked a guy the time earlier and he said, “It’s three o’clock you stupid idiot”.

I think that was Greenwich Mean Time.

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If I ever have to film a nude scene, all I’d want is to be in just goodenough shape that nobody calls me “brave” for doing it.

Comedian ALI WONG

I got locked out of my email account today and I had to answer a few of those security questions. The problem was that I made my account while I was still in school.

There is nothing sadder than sitting at your computer for 20 minutes, trying to remember all the dreams you once had.

Comedian JEREMY SMILES

My childhood bully messaged me over social media to say that he feels bad for what he put me through in school.

I said, “Hey, it’s made me the man I am today.”

“Thanks,” he replied. “Now I feel even worse.”

Comedian DAN ROULETTE

The past is like a foreign country: ENGLISH PEOPLE ruining it for everyone else.

Comedian ALEX KEALY

A PAINTED SMILE These famous paintings have been given a cheery makeover using the AI app, FaceApp (via boredpanda.com)

Most modern women don’t know what hiking really means. To the average young woman, hiking means waking up whenever you want, putting on the yoga pants that make your rear end look unreasonably good, going for a walk in the park with your best friend and complaining about how hungover you are. That’s hiking.

Comedian ILIZA SHLESINGER

My partner and I have begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet—so we bought a dog.

Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.

Comedian RITA RUDNER Remember how when we were children, girls would play house?

They’d fake vaccuming with their friends, and it would be awesome. It’s great because it means I can look at my wife now, and know she’s living her childhood dream.

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I’m all about girl power and everything, but when I get married I’m definitely not going to work anymore. And I’m not going to diet anymore. When I say, “I do”, I’ll really mean, “I’m done.”

I’m going to eat whatever I want and fulfil my destiny which is to turn into a circle with eyelashes. Like Mrs Pacman. Comedian ALI WONG Two Irishmen on a visit to Rome went to a bar, asked for two beers and were stunned when they were told the bar didn’t have any. When they asked what the Pope drank they were told “Benedictine”, so they asked for two pints of that.

As they neared the end of their drink one said to the other “Now I know now why the Pope is carried in a chair!” JOHN HARKIN, Derry My roommates and I bought a couch off Craigslist. Turns out, if you play your cards right, you can also get the seller to deliver it to your doorstep. That’s right. Not only did we get a couch for a decent price, but we also told a stranger where we live and that we’re too weak to carry a couch let alone defend ourselves.

Comedian SIERRA KATOW As a British-Asian kid, I used to find fancy dress parties really difficult.

A child just can’t be the life and soul of the party dressed up as Channel 4 News’s Krishnan Guru-Murthy.

Comedian KAI SAMRA

SCARILY FUNNY Twitter users share stories of their strangest Halloween: @GumGumerson: A trick-ortreater once showed up at my door in a poncho that had the name “John” written on it.

When we asked what he was, he said, “I’m John”. @PunkReckless: I was at a party dressed as a fortune teller. A guy asked me to read his palm, so I told him he’d get drunk and have a good time.

He came back an hour later and told me I was “the real deal.” Then he fell over a table. @MattLong1: I once got so drunk at a Halloween party that when I got home, I egged my own house. @RealAmieJoe: We rang the doorbell of a house and the guy inside was drunk. He had no idea it was Halloween, so he just gave us all a pound and then turned off his lights.

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Down: 1 Oust, 2 Option, 3 Archery, 4 Maryland, 5 Bear, 6 Smash-up, 7 Stringer, 8 Bookkeeper, 13 Accessible, 16 Somebody, 18 Tortoise, 20 Cologne, 21 October, 24 Afraid, 26 Lame, 28 Dime.

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60 Second Stand-Up We chat to the dynamic comedian, Chris Ramsey WHAT INSPIRES YOUR COMEDY? Life.

Family, my friends, my son, my wife.

And owning my own embarrassments.

DO YOU FIND ANY PARTS OF THE COUNTRY TO BE FUNNIER THAN OTHERS? No. It honestly all depends on the night and the crowd. It’s like audiences everywhere all over the country are constantly on shuffle. My hometown is where I like performing the most but there’s no way I would say they’re better, I just know them.

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUNNY TALES ABOUT A TIME YOU BOMBED ON STAGE? When I first started, I got bumped up to a paid spot when I wasn’t ready. I was supposed to do 20 minutes and after 12 minutes it went silent, bar some booing. I put the mic back in the stand and I said “This is not going well, sorry. I’m going to go now.”

A lady tried to help but made it worse by shouting, “Stay on sweetheart, you’re doing fine,” people probably thought I brought me mam along.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE OF YOUR OWN JOKES? I’ve got a story in my special about when I auditioned for the film War Horse and it didn’t go well. It’s 100 per cent true and people have trouble believing I could be that stupid.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Teleporting would be so helpful. I could introduce my support act, teleport home, put my son to bed, teleport back, do the gig, teleport back and go to bed. I’d never use a hotel again, it would be amazing!

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ROUTINE? Billy Connelly during the incontinence routine that he performed on An Audience With in the Eighties. He’s mimicking a guy dancing at the disco with all the confidence in the world because he’s got his “incontinence pants” on and he’s p****d himself while he’s dancing. n Chris Ramsey: Approval Needed is available on Amazon Prime Video now

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