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‘I’D LOVE TO SEE WAYNE ROONEY HAVE AN AMAZING WORLD CUP’

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VIGGO MORTENSEN TALKS FOOTBALL AND FILMS PAGE 24

P E R F E C T L Y

MIRACLE AT WILLOW CREEK

DANGERS OF E-CIGARETTES

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I N F O R M E D

I SURVIVED A WHALE ATTACK! PAGE 98

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LAUGH! .................................................................. 138 WORD POWER ....................................................... 131 IRVINE WELSH: “I REMEMBER” ......................... 32 BOOKS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE ....................... 127 BEAT THE CARTOONIST ...................................... 144

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Contents june 2014

features

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Reasons To be Cheerful

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The Yorkshire countryside brings out James Brown’s philosophical side

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Entertainment

Viggo mortensen

cover: Jack English; this page: Get t y Images / Charles Ommanney

The A-list actor on new film The Two Faces of January, politics and why he’s football crazy

32 Irvine Welsh: “i remember” From a housing scheme in Edinburgh to world fame, Irvine Welsh on his most meaningful memories

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Thirty-two teams, one goal: to win the World Cup

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burning questions

48 Miracle at willow creek How eight-year-old Precious Reynolds made medical history

love rat Meet Mr T—the lovable rodent that changed a young couple’s life

Health

Just how safe are e-cigarettes?

it’s all kicking off

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Travel & Adventure

The people’s beach Writer Robert Kiener avoids the mayhem of the World Cup in favour of a stroll along Rio’s Copacabana beach

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Inspiration

danger in the deep blue sea

Learning to live again after your spouse has died, by those who’ve been through it

When Max Young found himself face to face with a 40-ton grey whale, he thought it was all over

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See the World Differently

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Over to You Entertainment

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Your Guide to June

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Dr Max Pemberton

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Susannah Hickling

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If I Ruled The World: Stephen Mangan

Health

Inspiration

Travel & Adventure

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Kate Pettifer

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Jasmine Birtles

Money Food & Drink

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30-Minute Recipe DIY & Home

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Gardening

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Gadgets: Olly Mann

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June Fiction—our recommended reads of the month

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Books That Changed My Life: Annabel Karmel

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You Couldn’t Make It Up…

Books

Fun & Games

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Word Power

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Brain Teasers

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Laugh!

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Beat the Cartoonist

editor’s letter I’ve always loved the world cup, in

fact, as very young girls my sister and I wrote to the Brazilian embassy in London to ask for pictures of our footballing heroes Pelé and Jairzinho. We were thrilled when the pictures were duly sent to us—we really hadn’t expected a response. So I was delighted to discover that film star Viggo Mortensen, our cover personality this month, is also a World Cup fan.

Read his interesting take on the beautiful game on p24.

You’ll notice some changes as you look through this month’s issue.

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...differently Most people go to the beach to chill, but tourists who flock to Maho Beach on the Caribbean island of Saint Maarten go for thrills. Low-flying planes heading for the adjacent airport can actually blow sunbathers into the water (at least that’s what local government signs warn).

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Over to You LetterS oN tHe APrIL ISSue

✯ Letter of the month...

Well said, Seumas Milne!

His “Maverick” article is spot on about current privatisation practices— worse pay, conditions and job security for employees, and massive benefits for those at the top. It’s logical that anything with tax revenue put into it should become taxpayer-owned; future pensions could be funded from the revenues, instead of supporting wealthy individuals.

If private is better, how come the highly profitable mobile-phonenetwork coverage is so dire? And it’s truly shocking that the water companies have gone from having no debt when founded to almost junk-bond status today, and are spending no more now on investment than when under state ownership, despite charges increasing and huge profits being paid out. ken Mills, b y em ail

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I don’t agree with Seumas Milne.

I remember the sort of service you used to get before state monopolies were sold off, and it was very poor.

I once had to wait 13 weeks to get a phone line installed, and it cost me nearly a week’s wages—all because the Post Office were the only ones

by law allowed to do it. Now I can pick the company that gives the best service at the cheapest price.

If we returned the utilities to state ownership, we’d be back in the dark old days of overmanning, rude and inefficient staff, and high prices due to lack of competition. andreW berrY, L i n c o l n

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a positive impact I found “A Life Less Ordinary: More Than a Game”, outlining the work of nurse Marcus McGilvray, a truly inspiring story.

It’s easy to think that one person can’t make a difference, yet here is a clear example that one person can change the lives of others for the better. His ingenious idea of combining football with medical treatment in a way that engages with young people and overcomes the stigma attached to HIV is really creating a brighter future for South African children. claire bradford, S u r r e y

having a voice I was delighted to read your item “How to be heard” in “1,001 Things”, especially as most people know very little about their voice.

It’s certainly true that breathing deeply can make your voice louder, but unfortunately this isn’t easy to do.

If your voice is quiet, there’s usually a physical or psychological reason for this. The way we breathe is habitual, so changing the pattern takes a lot of time and practice. Very often, a quiet speaker will react negatively to the louder sound when it’s first produced, and a lot of reinforcement and

support is needed to change the perception that they are shouting.

Anyone wanting help should visit voicecare.org.uk.

Priscilla Morris, L e i c e s t e r s h i r e

good exposure “Good Bacteria, Good Health?” raised serious questions about whether or not we’re too wary of germs. I know I was with my own children, but I realise now that our bodies need to be exposed to germs in order to boost our immune systems.

Of course, this doesn’t mean we need to live in filth, but it’s reassuring to know that our immune system helps us fight off many illnesses and allergies—and the earlier the exposure, the better.

Shula clarkson, N o r f o l k

out of reach I’m a keen cyclist, so I was interested in the LED lighting system that can be integrated into your bike’s wheels, as featured in Olly Mann’s “Gadgets” column. This is a great new invention, but at £399 it’s unfortunately far too expensive for me.

I hope one day it becomes more affordable, because it would certainly increase safety on the road. kira aitkins, W i r ra l

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reasons to be cheerful

How a glimpse of a Yorkshire valley led James Brown to a weekend of hillwalking and Sports Mixture

Back on the Road Again

James, founder of Loaded magazine, now edits Sabotage Times—an online magazine with the motto: “We can’t concentrate, why should you?”

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They say you shoulD NEVER go back, but I think they’re wrong. You should definitely go back—if the “back” in question is a shockingly beautiful and totally unexpected road you had to bomb along under a time restriction and didn’t have time to stop and explore. You should always go back to somewhere you think is stunningly beautiful. That surprises you. That calls you back.

This time last year I was racing from the Lake District across to the A1 when I drove along a route into the Yorkshire Dales so stunning I couldn’t believe I hadn’t seen or heard about it. I pulled out of a town called Sedbergh with a huge hill towering over it and took a sharp right turn, following the old road sign pointing to Hawes.

What looked like one of those lovely tiny windy roads with canopies of trees suddenly opened into an amazingly wide and impressive valley. It was tailor-made for soaking in the Dales or hosting a motorbike race. The raised road that bumped up and down along the bottom of the valley felt in parts like the TT track on the Isle of Man. We were through it and into Hawes in 20 minutes, but the impression was so lasting that when my 12-year-old son recently asked if we

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could go and climb some mountains, I knew we wouldn’t have to go as far as the Lakes. Sedbergh would be our destination.

I don’t know about you, but as I’ve got older I’ve developed a fear of not knowing where I’m going to stay at night. Maybe it’s because I’m a parent; maybe it’s because I just don’t want any unpredictability any more.

I like to know I’ve got a destination, otherwise I’ll get to a place and my

inability to choose will mean I’ll spend an afternoon worrying and wondering which place to book.

I solved this by booking a little b&b called The Blue Pig in Kirkby Lonsdale. I figured if they’d gone to the effort of calling it something like that, they’d probably also care about how much you’d like it when you got there. I wasn’t disappointed.

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18. I used to set off in the clothes I Bay. I tried to explain to my son that stood up in and disappear on tour all the years you spend planning with a band for a few days to sell my things or putting things off probably fanzines. Back then, it would be one aren’t worth it, and every minute in bag full of magazines, your life is your life. a thumb out by the side “It doesn’t get much of the motorway, or a better than this,” I “All the years simplified, but he spot in the back of a van with the guitars. Now pursued me as 12-yearyou spend it’s four bags—wet do. “Yes, there planning things olds weather, cold weather, are more exciting times, or putting warm weather all but your life is what catered for—a big car you live as you live it, things off and a b&b with a nice what might happen probably aren’t not couple looking after us. in the future.” I worth it” We moved on to probably need to get Sedbergh, stocked a Dennis the Menace up with bags of oldannual where he fashioned sweets, and after scouring explains Buddhism to get my point a few of the town’s second-hand across properly. bookshops set off up the hill to the fell behind the town. I’m not sure We took the car and went back of its name, but it’s about 1,700 feet down the road. I’d booked into a place high and I felt every one of them. called Simonstone Hall by Hawes, Ten minutes in, I was lying on my not only because it looked nice but back sunbathing while my son because the man who answered the thankfully went and photographed a phone had said, “Excuse me, I’m just waterfall. It didn’t matter how many talking to myself.” I knew exactly how Sports Mixture sweets I ate, I didn’t he felt. The other night, my girlfriend feel any fitter. came down at 1am and asked me who “The first quarter is the hardest,” I was talking to in the kitchen. I looked explained my son Marlais. “That’s around and said, “Me, I was trying to when your body’s getting used to it.” work something out.”

I don’t think he can comprehend the When we got to Simonstone Hall, difference between my 48-year-old the man I’d spoken to on the phone body and his. showed me some lovely rooms and When we’d finally reached the his boss agreed to give me a discount top we could see the Three Peaks, on the best one. I didn’t need it, but the Lakes and the sea in Morecambe I felt I had to show Marlais that those 18

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negotiation tasks we’d watched on The Apprentice hadn’t gone unheeded.

And that’s where we are now.

Dinner was great—posh fish ’n’ chips with tempura batter. Next morning we see that the view from the room looks out over the garden, the fields to Hawes and beyond—up Yorkshire hill and down dale. There are 18 tall trees in the garden, but the robin has chosen to sit on an old moss-covered knee-high statue of a lady. In the field, lambs are bouncing around.

Hawes, home of Wensleydale cheese and location for the filming of the James Herriot TV series All Creatures Great and Small, anchors the view.

It’s not going anywhere. It’s solid grey stone, surrounded by green fields with walls that look like badly drawn felt-tipped squares. It’s one of the most beautiful views in the Yorkshire National Park, and that’s saying something.

You should always go back. In fact, maybe you should stay.

budding authors, take a bow!

This melancholy tale was one of thousands submitted to our 100-Word-Story Competition. We’ll be publishing a commended story every month.

The Mitten I hastened through the park that day, collar up, head down against the driving rain. Trees tossed their autumn leaves on sodden grass and puddled pathways.

The distant cry of a bird carried on the wind and the empty seat of a swing rocked back and forth, back and forth.

I saw it then. Knitted in stripes of blue and white. A child’s mitten. Forgotten in fun perhaps or dropped in a fleeting moment? I paused, then placed it on a nearby bench and hurried home.

I couldn’t have known, they all said later. But doubts will always haunt me.

Submitted by Diana Morrissey, Taunton, Somerset Diana says: “I began writing adult short stories and children’s stories in rhyme in 2001 after a gap of 33 years, and have enjoyed occasional success in competitions. I’m particularly fascinated with crime and the part that fate so often plays. The idea for my story was conceived while passing the gates to Vivary Park, Taunton, on a wet winter’s day.” Diana will receive a cheque for £50

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What’s On in June In Cinemas

■■DraMa: GRACE OF MONACO French director

Olivier Dahan previously tackled the life of Edith Nicole Kidman Piaf in the Oscar-winning plays it cool as La Vie En Rose, and now he Princess Grace turns his attention to the similarly iconic Grace Kelly, played here by Nicole Kidman. Rather than a complete biopic, the film focuses on 1962, six years after Kelly’s marriage to Prince Rainier III (Tim Roth) and her relocation to Monaco, and explores the tensions of her marriage and position during Rainier’s dispute with French president Charles de Gaulle.

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■■CoMeDy: MRS BROWN’S BOYS D’MOVIE The journey from the small

screen to the cinema is not always smooth, but the huge popularity of BBC1’s Mrs Brown’s Boys guarantees a decent audience for this outing. Outand-out silliness from Brendan O’Carroll and co is guaranteed, as Mrs Brown battles against a developer threatening to shut down her market stall.

■■heartwarMing: THE YOUNG AND PRODIGIOUS T S SPIVET

Based on the novel by Reif Larsen, this film follows the adventures of a 12-yearold cartography enthusiast as he goes on a journey across the US to collect a prize at the Smithsonian Institution for his discovery of the “perpetual motion machine”. Helena Bonham Carter and Judy Davis co-star.

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Our Pick of the DVDs ■■Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

Kenneth Branagh directs and stars in this good old-fashioned spy thriller, which also features Chris Pine as the latest actor to play the legendary CIA agent. Keira Knightley co-stars.

■■Dallas Buyers Club Loosely based on

■■Big budget: Transformers: Age of Extinction For those

of you who crave yet more robots thumping each other at ear-splitting volume, the fourth instalment of director Michael Bay’s hugely successful action franchise has arrived. Mark Wahlberg and Nicola Peltz head up an all-new cast, which fights alongside the Autobots against the terrifying Decepticons.

the life and experiences of American Aidssufferer Ron Woodroof and featuring unmissable Oscarwinning performances from Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto.

TV Highlights

Look out for... The Honourable Woman (BBC2), an upcoming spy thriller starring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Stephen Rea and Lindsay Duncan.

Watching: Gogglebox (Channel 4) I’d rather watch

Online: themancorialist. tumblr.com A Manchester

people watching telly than anything actually on it.

version of the fashion website The Sartorialist. I used to live there and have a bit of a soft spot for the place.

Reading: Reasons for Knocking at an Empty House by Bill Viola A collection of the video

artist’s notes, diaries, drawings and essays—I’m always picking up books to inform and inspire my own work.

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A thoughtful, artistic, international man, there’s rather more to Viggo Mortensen than the usual Hollywood star

Global Citizen By b enji wils o n

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Hero or villain? Viggo Mortensen with Oscar Isaac and Kirsten Dunst in new film The Two Faces of January

global citizen

It was only a casual question about the world cup

this month, the sort of thing one bloke might say to another in a pub to fill a void. But the bloke with me at the Covent Garden Hotel in London today is the actor Viggo Mortensen—and Mortensen is a man who takes things seriously. He furrows his brows, sharpens those piercing eyes and ponders deeply.

“I mean, I’d love to see Argentina music, he sells his own artworks. He, and Brazil in the final, and Argentina it barely needs to be said, isn’t your beat Brazil. I’d like to see England do standard-issue Hollywood lead: Viggo better than they have, because they is a man apart.

His new film The Two Faces of Janushould have done better the previous time, but so should Argentina, at ary is all part of the trend of there not least in the last several World Cups. being a trend, and it captures two faces I’d like to see Wayne Rooney have of Viggo Mortensen.

Based on a little-known and—by an amazing World Cup because he’s Viggo’s description—a never had that, nor in not particularly good the European ChamPa t r i c i a H i g h s m i t h pionships either. He’s story, it’s a taut thriller never shown the prom“I think the set around Europe in ise. Well, he was pretty more places the early 1960s. Viggo good in Portugal…” you go, the plays an urbane AmeriAnd so on. more chances can businessman called I t ’s o b v i o u s t h a t you have to Chester MacFarlane, Viggo knows a lot about be objective who brings his glamorfootball. But then he about other ous wife (Kirsten Dunst) knows a lot about a lot cultures, and to Athens for a holiday, of things. And the films that’s a but gets involved with a he’s made—from The positive thing” scamster called Rydal— Lord of the Rings to the and murder. It means big-screen adaptation of Mortensen gets to play Cormac McCarthy’s The Road—mark him out as a man who both a chiselled-cheeked charmer and goes wherever his many interests take a man on the make in the same film, him. The unpredictability goes beyond and sometimes in the same scene.

“It’s always more interesting to watch just his film choices too—sometimes he chooses not to do films at all. He a character’s mask come off, isn’t it?” publishes his own poetry, he makes says the 55-year-old, with a half smile.

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Viggo as Chester MacFarlane: “It’s always more interesting to watch a character’s mask come off ”

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That people have many different masks, different faces for different

places, is something that Mortensen understands implicitly. His mother is American and his father is Danish, an agricultural manager. Viggo was born in New York, but his father’s work took the Mortensens to Argentina when Viggo was three years old. Then, when his parents divorced, he, his mother and his two younger brothers returned to America, near the Canadian border in upstate New York.

“My brothers and I spoke only Spanish and it was 1970, so there was no TV or radio in Spanish, no internet, no cable and no Argentine football any more. But you quickly adapt.”

The young Viggo started speaking

French; they weren’t far from Quebec.

“And I swapped my football team with the Montreal Canadians hockey team —they have the same colours.”

Even today, having also spent years in New Zealand filming The Lord of the Rings, and now resident in Spain, he struggles to name one place as “home”.

“There are some places—Argentina, because it was [where I spent my] childhood—I’m very much at home in. But I don’t feel the same walking around New York. I don’t know. I think the more places you go, the more chances you have to be objective about other cultures, and that’s a positive thing. I think that probably, as a result of moving around and [having] different cultural influences, I’ve always felt 06•2014

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that in every moment, in every place I was, there was some sort of displacement. It’s not necessarily a bad thing. It keeps you open-minded, I think.”

From his past, you can see why Viggo has an interesting relationship with the US—he’s tied to the country by family and work, yet simultaneously stands at one remove from it, a Chester MacFarlane figure who might be one thing, might easily be another.

The idea of Americans as both

heroes and villains runs right through The Two Faces of January, and it was one of the things that drew Mortensen to the role.

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afterglow of them having been the nice guys in the Second World War. That changed once people started shooting politicians…Martin Luther King…

Robert Kennedy, and certainly the corrupt presidents like Richard Nixon.

It’s different now; it’s a different world.”

As you might expect from a polyglot poet, Mortensen prefers subtlety to brash, bold statements—he’s softly spoken, scrupulously polite, thoughtful and serious. He likes the fact that The Two Faces of January doesn’t shout too loud.

“Even though we were in iconic locations, one of the things I enjoyed is that they didn’t try to make a big deal of it. The Talented Mr Ripley [Anthony Minghella’s Highsmith adaptation] had sort of the opposite approach. There was good acting and storytelling, but it was like, ‘Let’s make it clear that we’re in these well-known places.’ ”

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Still, The Two Faces of January himself in the thick of anti-government doesn’t do too badly for settings. The protests, a result of the parlous current film opens in the Acropolis, where state of Greece’s finances.

Chester and his wife later meet Rydal, “I was in both Turkey and Greece and it’s among the crumbling columns for this film, and at that point Turkey of the Parthenon itself that we first was doing better than almost anywhere catch sight of Mortensen and Dunst. else in Europe, so the contrast between Remarkably, says Viggo, first-time the countries was stark.” director Hossein Amini was allowed He’s unequivocal about who’s to to set up his camblame for the recent era right in among economic chaos in one of the most the world. important sites of “It’s largely due antiquity. The only to corruption, and snag? They weren’t corruption of politiallowed to stop cians and bankers. other visitors from Wall Street—that’s wandering into the what started this As a devoted father in The Road­… background. whole mess. We’ve “When we had found ourselves to shoot, we had to h e re b e cau s e o f work quickly. Some the impunity that people were nice; people in places of others not so much. power have: people They’d say, ‘I’m not who are thieves.” moving! I’m here on It’s tough talk and my holiday!’ ” once again it reflects Viggo gives an …and a criminal alongside Vincent his ambivalence toeyebrow raise that, Cassel in Eastern Promises wards the US. Viggo if I’d been that remay be a part of the luctant tourist, would have sent me Hollywood film industry, but you sense running for the hills. Evidently they he likes to keep it at a safe distance. hadn’t seen him kill a man in a sauna He says that critics—“maybe north with his bare hands, in the nude, in American critics”—might not think David Cronenberg’s Eastern Promises. The Two Faces of January is “flashy enough”. And he has barely concealed The tourists weren’t the only disdain for the blockbusters churned ones staging a demonstration in Ath- out by big studios.

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sequences, elaborate special-effects sequences, chases and loud actiondriven sequences that may or may not move the story forward, or may go on a bit too long, but they’re cool. It gives you great material to make trailers from and to sell to certain age groups.

You don’t see that many classy, subtle, classically shot movies: films that really respect the audience’s intelligence and let them find things in there.”

The Two Faces of January is, he’s suggesting, precisely that kind of movie.

“A film like this is packed with literary, mythological and film references, yet doesn’t underline that. You see them or you don’t, but it’s not essential. They’re there if you want to enjoy them on repeated viewings. The studios claim that people want blockbusters, but I think people go to the multiplex and watch what’s available.” that might seem a little rich

coming from the man who starred in possibly the biggest fantasy movie franchise of them all, The Lord of the Rings, complete with big fights and elaborate special effects. But then, looking at his upcoming schedule, you

could never accuse Viggo Mortensen of taking the easy money.

Alongside The Two Faces of January he has a French film Far From Men, set in Algeria, for which he had to learn Arabic. That’s followed by an as-yetuntitled film he made in Argentina that he says has “literally almost no budget”.

“I don’t shy away from big-budget movies. I’m just looking for good stories. But once I’ve committed to a project or a director, I stay loyal. Some people, a big-budget offer comes along and they go, ‘Well, sorry, guys. I’m gone.’ I like to pick someone and stick with them.”

Except, of course, when it comes to football, and which World Cup team he’s going to follow. “…Uruguay, I think are great. If it’s Uruguay and Brazil in the final, I’d love to see Uruguay do it again, like in 1950.

I mean, I’d like to see anybody beat Brazil. That’s because I was raised in Argentina, and if Argentina isn’t in it, I’d like to see Spain have a rematch with Brazil from last year, and…”

The Two Faces of January is in cinemas now.

How did that get here?

Recently, as I was wandering around a local market town, I saw an advertisement in a shop window that said: “Electric chair, five years old, in very good condition. £50 or near offer.”

Capital punishment is clearly no longer practised in this town.

Many thanks to john ward of york for sending this in

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entertainment

Irvine Welsh “I Remember” …sat urday-morning matinees. I was born in Leith, but we moved to the prefabs in West Pilton in Edinburgh when I was three or four—which is my first, big, pre-school memory! From there, we went to a housingscheme maisonette in Muirhouse, and that’s basically where I grew up.

Even though it seemed exciting to move to the “big city”, I still saw Leith as my town. All my aunties and uncles lived there and, of course, there was the State Cinema. I loved going to the Saturday-morning shows—a couple of cartoons, a Western or, if you were really lucky, a Bond film. That was a perfect weekend for me; getting fed by my relatives, then watching Dr No. …going to my first hibs game.

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weeks after that, I went to see them against Kilmarnock; a 3–3 draw that blew my tenyear-old mind. It was endto-end stuff, with Colin Stein scoring a hat-trick for Hibs.

Everybody wants their local team to play well, but, sadly, Hibs don’t always live up to my expectations. The thing about football, though, is…well, have you heard that saying about pizza and sex? Even when it’s not that good, it’s still brilliant. For me, watching Hibs is like that. It’s more than winning and losing. It’s a chance to head back over to Leith and see my mates; to rub shoulders with all these different people who only come together because of football.

…getting up to all sorts of nonsense at school. My main school was Ainslie Park High in Pilton. I enjoyed the actual act of being

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Football crazy: Irvine Welsh meets ex-Hibs hero Pat Stanton (left) at Easter Road in 1997

there—hanging out with all my pals— but I wasn’t much use once I got inside the classroom. I just didn’t have the attention span. My mind was always off somewhere else.

In a strange way, though, it was having a laugh with my pals that probably sowed the seeds of me being a writer. Joining in with the older kids and getting up to all sorts of stuff, listening to them tell their stories. I grew up with people who were way better

storytellers than I’ll ever be, but they’d never think of putting pen to paper.

Instead, I just watched these theatrical performances behind the bike sheds and they eventually became the fuel that drove my own stories.

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my dad was a docker and I’m proud cuted. I was taken to hospital and my of my roots. The area I grew up in was left arm didn’t work properly for ages. full of people like him who worked for Would you really want me coming to other people, worked hard and put your house to repair your TV? Ha ha! their feet up at the weekend. When those jobs were destroyed in the 1970s …Becoming a junkie. As a young and 1980s, places like Muirhouse went man, I was the kind of guy who was from being working-class areas to be- up for anything, and when it came to ing perceived as ghettos. And that’s drugs I just wanted to get off my head. when you started getting all the prob- I started with alcohol and ticked every lems with HIV and heroin. box until I got to heroin. I thought I enjoyed growing up in Muirhouse I was having a fantastic time, but I and I still think it’s a good place to didn’t understand just how addictive live. Some of my oldest friends are and destructive it was. still there. Yes, there are problems, Most of the junkies I knew back but you’ve only got to look at what then had serious problems from their happened during the search for that childhood, but my addiction was poor lad Mikaeel Kular [who also born out of sheer stupidity. Actually, lived on an Edinburgh estate] to see that’s not true. I also lost my father the tremendous sense of in my mid-20s and I community that’s always just didn’t have the existed on those workingemotional tools to deal Bob Dole class estates. with that. So I became actually referred a junkie. pain of that loss …TRYING TO REPAIR to Trainspotting didThe eventually subside, TELEVISIONS. I left during the 1996 but coming off heroin school at 16 and took a course in TV repair. God US presidential wasn’t easy. There’s a real, physical addiction knows what I was thinkcampaign that requires a strong ing! I was way too much reason for you to stay of a space cadet to do anything technical. I stuck at it for a off the stuff. Young people still ask me while, but we all went down to the pub for advice about heroin, but there’s one lunchtime and I foolishly started not really much you can say. You can trying to do a few tests on a TV in the give all the speeches, but it’s very difafternoon. I had my test meter in there, ficult to impart the idea of danger to poking around and…suddenly, I got a young person because they have no zapped! My pal had to knock the TV sense of their own mortality, no sense off the bench to stop me being electro- that they’re gambling with their life.

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Irvine in a cameo role as a drugs dealer in Trainspotting, alongside Ewan McGregor

…moving down to london. I’d been going there since I was a kid—I had relatives down south —but in 1978 I finally made the move. I suppose it was punk that convinced me to do it. I was listening to the Pistols, the Clash, the Damned, plus the newer bands like 999 and Chelsea. We used to go and watch bands at the Vortex in Soho; I even played in a few bands and for a while I was convinced that was how I was going to make my mark on the world.

I was still getting into bother in London for petty, silly stuff, but the weird thing was that I was also finding a bit of calm. I got a job [at Hackney Council] and sorted myself out. I suppose I was reinventing myself. To some extent, I think we all do that whenever we move to somewhere new. Nobody

knew me in London, so I could write songs or go to the theatre or a museum without anybody taking the p***. I felt like I was spring-cleaning my persona.

…Writing t r ainspotting. At the end of the 1980s, I went back to Edinburgh and I also went back to c o l l e g e . I ’d never thought of mys elf as a wr iter because, culturally, I’d never received what I’d call a writerly education. You just didn’t sit around at the dinner table discussing Shakespeare in your maisonette in Muirhouse. But my songs became short stories and they became longer stories and one of them became Trainspotting.

I thought it might do well locally, but I couldn’t see it selling outside of Scotland ’cos it was written in the vernacular. I was wrong! After the film came out, my life just went a bit hysterical. Bob Dole actually referred to Trainspotting during the 1996 US presidential campaign. Can you believe that? As a piece of PR, I couldn’t have asked for better. Suddenly, every kid in America wanted to read it.

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…falling in love On top of all that, with my wife. I met I think there are alWhen you fall ready too many people Beth in a bar in Chicago in this world. I don’t in…I think it was 2001. in love with really want to add to She’s much younger than someone from that number. me, much better looking, a horse-trainer and an a different American. It seemed like …REALISING EDINcountry you we had absolutely nothing BURGH WILL ALnearly always in common. But somehow WAYS BE HOME. I’ve we hit it off. lived in some really end up having When you fall in love a maz i ng p l a c e s — to get married Dublin, London, Chiwith someone from a different country you nearly cago, Miami… I spend always end up having to get married, a lot of time in LA. I’ve lived in America so we did—11 years ago. She’s still for about six years now and I feel like into horses and we’ve actually bought I’ve got my feet under the table—but, a couple. Yeah, I own horses. I wonder emotionally, Edinburgh is the place what Begbie would make of that! where my heart belongs.

Obviously, it’s a big year for …DECIDING I DIDN’T WANT TO Scotland and I’m pro-independHAVE CHILDREN. You don’t wake ence. I think that Scotland needs to up and think, “OK, I won’t have kids”. go its own way and I think that it’s just as important for It’s just something England to go its own that happens. I think way too. England is I’m too old. I’ve trying to find its own got lots of friends post-imperial, mularound my age ticultural identity who are becoming and it feels as though parents for the first all this stuff about Scottime—they’ve done land and Ireland is a everything else in bit of an irrelevance life—but I’ve never for it. felt like that. I’m not Don’t ask me which unhappy about that way the referendum decision. I enjoy will go, but whichever today. I enjoy who way it does go, this I am right now. I With wife Beth in 2011 issue won’t go away. enjoy what I’ve got.

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in a film version o f my n ov e l Filth. He was all fresh-faced, smiling and looking about 18. I thought, How can he play a bent, middle-aged, alcoholic copper? In a heartbeat, he On set with just morphed right in front James McAvoy of my eyes. He literally in Edinburgh became [the character] during the Bruce Robertson. filming of Filth Making a good film of an Irvine Welsh novel is all about the acting. If you just play it for laughs, it won’t work. You need people who can stand outside of reality. People who can find the real darkness …WATCHING JAMES M c AVOY in my stories. Let me assure you, James MORPH INTO A 40-YEAR-OLD, McAvoy found the darkness.

BITTER ALCOHOLIC MAN. About As told to Danny Scott three years ago, I went for a meeting with James about him playing the lead Filth is out now on DVD and Blu-ray.

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Nicotine hit: there are an estimated 2.1 million e-cigarette users in the UK

Health

Burning Questions How safe are e-cigarettes—and are they introducing a new generation to nicotine addiction?

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By su sa n n a h hi ckli n g

Just a minute’s walk from the school in the bustling centre of La Seyne-sur-Mer in southern France, a brightly lit electronic-cigarette shop is pulling in customers. A neon sign promotes special offers alongside colourful displays of bejewelled e-cigarette paraphernalia. And there’s a wide selection of cigarette flavours on offer—including fresh strawberry, blueberry cobbler, cherry limeade and bubblegum.

The notices stuck on the shop’s windows are reassuring: a report of a survey showing that e-cigarettes helped people give up smoking, testimonies from those who have done so and even the claim that an anti-tobacco group has given its blessing to this new alternative to real cigarettes.

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This is one of five similar shops that have recently opened in this town of 60,000 inhabitants, reflecting the soaring popularity of e-cigarettes not just in France, but also in the UK and across Europe, where there are thought to be a total of seven million regular users. Last year the e-cigarette industry in the UK was estimated to be worth £193m and the Electronic Cigarette Industry Trade Association claims that the global industry is increasing by 20–30 per cent a month.

An e-cigarette is a device designed to mimic smoking. The very first e-cigarettes were dubbed “cigalikes” because they resembled conventional tobacco cigarettes—and for this reason, they remain popular.

The cigalikes were followed by a second generation of mid-size e-cigs, such as the eGo range. These sometimes resemble colourful pens, are more cost-effective, and allow the smoker to mix flavours and adjust nicotine strength. The most recent luxury models—known as advanced personal vaporisers (APVs)—come in many shapes and sizes, with additional features and settings.

Every e-cigarette has three basic components: a battery, an atomiser and an e-liquid cartridge. This contains propylene glycol (used in products as diverse as medicines and aircraft de-icer) or sometimes glycerine, as well as a flavouring and, in most cases, nicotine, the chemical that makes cigarettes addictive.

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An e-cig might have an LED light at its tip and it can work manually or automatically. Some are disposable; the majority now are refillable. When you inhale, the atomiser heats up the e-liquid and emits a vapour that you feel on the back of the throat, giving a similar “hit” to smoking. It’s called vaping.

Originally marketed as an aid to giving up normal cigarettes, e-cigs have become a lifestyle choice. A subculture has developed and internet forums are devoted to what’s seen by many as a hobby. Members discuss the best equipment to use and where to buy it, and even how to make DIY e-liquids using propylene glycol bought from pharmacies.

THE JURY IS OUT on the safety of e-cigarettes. They’re certainly better for you than real cigarettes, which contain hundreds of toxic substances, and they’re a boon for those wanting to give up tobacco.

“It certainly worked for me,” says one customer, reviewing his e-cig experience online. “I bought my original eGo with a strong Marlboroflavour liquid. It gives you the same kick in the throat that strong tobacco gives you, without all the poisons.”

But there are good reasons to worry about this runaway craze. A study of short-term use by the University of Athens and exchanges in vaping chat rooms are already flagging up health fears, such as breathing problems and

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mouth and throat irritation. Nicotine is known to cause anxiety and raise blood pressure. Evidence is emerging that it damages blood vessels and cells in the heart, increasing the risk of heart attacks and stroke.

No one knows just how harmful vaping could be. Most e-cigs and eliquid ingredients are made in China, but as yet there are no mandatory quality controls. The safety of many toxicants formed when the e-liquid is heated has yet to be investigated.

Research Centre for Prevention and Health at Glostrup Hospital near Copenhagen. “Smokers of normal cigarettes also mostly experience no or few adverse events for years— health damage accumulates and disease occurs decades later.”

MOST DISTURBING IS the fact

that e-cigarettes are marketed in a way that appeals to young people.

Advertisements depict users as cool, sexy and healthy, just as early

A second-generation e-cigarette Battery

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Atomiser

“E-cigarette emissions are not purely water vapour,” says Dr Phillip Gardiner, a nicotine expert at the University of California. “They are a new source of volatile organic compounds, nicotine and heavy metals. The health hazards associated with this level of exposure have yet to be determined.”

“As with conventional cigarettes, we need a follow-up of many thousands of users over decades before we can state whether e-cigarettes are safe or not,” explains Dr Charlotta Pisinger, a public-health expert from the

Inhaler

cigarette ads did before science proved that cigarettes are responsible for killing half of those who use them.

Celebrities such as Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio and singer Katy Perry have been pictured puffing on e-cigs. The E-Lites brand managed to secure a product-placement deal in Lily Allen’s “Hard Out Here” video.

Add exciting flavours targeting teenagers and there’s a real danger that e-cigarettes will create a new generation of nicotine addicts.

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Cardigan in Wales has been using them to quit smoking, but she was horrified when her two children, aged 11 and 14, started to show an interest in her e-cigs. “They’ve always been anti-smoking and know how difficult I’ve found it to give up, but there they were asking if they could try my e-cigarettes.”

Deterred from smoking tobacco, young people could instead be unwittingly setting themselves up for future health problems triggered by e-cigarettes. Or they may turn to tobacco cigarettes, once hooked on the nicotine in the electronic variety.

“Nicotine is uniquely addictive— about as addictive as heroin,” points out Home Counties-based publichealth doctor Peter English.

SOME HEALTH EXPERTS worry that tobacco companies, which have been buying and developing e-cigarette brands, are using them as proxy marketing and creating a gateway product to tobacco.

“With e-cigarettes they can get images that look exactly like smoking into pop videos for kids, into movies; you saw people at the Golden Globes smoking—vaping—with e-cigarettes and that’s renormalising the imagery,” says Martin McKee, professor of public health at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.

Professor Gerard Hastings of the Centre for Tobacco Control Research at the University of Stirling agrees.

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“We did an audit last year of all the UK marketing for e-cigarettes,” he says. “It’s a flashback to the 1960s when tobacco advertising was still very free and easily available: the same sorts of pictures for lifestyle claims, trendiness, coolness, sports sponsorship, celebrity endorsement, pop videos. All these things that the tobacco industry in the past jumped on as fast as it could are now being used for e-cigarettes.”

“Electronic cigarettes are a good product to help smokers give up,” says Bertrand Dautzenberg, professor of chest medicine at the Pitié-Salpêtrière Hospital in Paris and chair of the French Office for the Prevention of Smoking. “But they’re bad for nonsmokers and especially young people, who begin smoking a product called a ‘cigarette’, which produces ‘smoke’ and contains nicotine.”

What makes them likely to try e-cigs? “Young people are curious,” says Dr Charlotta Pisinger. “They’re the trendsetters and early adopters.

They’re attracted to new products and they like to experiment.”

Surveys demonstrate that this is what young people are doing. A Polish poll of 20,000 students at high schools and universities showed that one in five had tried them. A French survey of more than 3,000 young Parisians found that two in three of the 12- to 14-year-olds who had tried e-cigarettes hadn’t smoked tobacco, confirming that they

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offer a route into nicotine addiction.

Reader’s Digest conducted its own poll of Swedish students aged 16–18.

Two in five of the sample had tried an e-cigarette. Five per cent regularly used e-cigarettes with nicotine. Their reasons? They liked the taste and the fact that they could smoke in places where tobacco smoking was banned.

Carl, 16, for instance, doesn’t light up in front of his parents, who don't know he smokes. But the Stock-holm student still gets his nicotine fix at home by puffing on e-cigs.

to cigarettes—for example, in places with a smoking ban,” says Dr Pisinger.

Signs are also emerging that e-cigs can turn non-smokers on to tobacco.

At the age of 28, David Rous from Prague had never smoked in his life.

Then his girlfriend persuaded him to try one of her e-cigs. A week later, David had abandoned them—for regular cigarettes.

Now aged 30, the business manager smokes between ten and 15 a day and is hooked. Does he rue the day he ever touched an e-cig? “I can’t say

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“Smokers start to use e-cigarettes in order to quit, but they end up as a supplement to cigarettes” “It’s really practical,” he says. “It doesn’t smell, it tastes good and you can smoke indoors.” This means that his nicotine intake has increased. “I smoke e-cigarettes indoors and then go outside for a cigarette!”

Carl’s experience chimes with other research. Data from a survey of nearly 76,000 South Korean teens showed that four out of five e-cigarette users also smoked tobacco. Those who had attempted to pack in smoking were more likely to vape—but less likely to have given up tobacco cigarettes.

Those who vaped tended to smoke tobacco heavily. “So smokers start to use e-cigarettes in order to quit, but e-cigarettes end up as a supplement

I regret it, because I’m enjoying the taste of tobacco and look forward to the next cigarette,” he says.

The EU wants to control the e-cig

revolution, and recently approved a new tobacco directive that was extended to cover e-cigarettes. The directive, which member states must introduce by May 2016, imposes health warnings on e-cig packs and outlaws some advertising. It limits the maximum concentration of nicotine in e-cigs to 20mg per ml of liquid, the maximum size of single use cartridges to 2ml, and the maximum volume of re-fillable containers to 10ml. It also offers scope for an EU-wide ban of 06•2014

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specific e-cigs or refill containers if three member countries withdraw a product from the market for justified safety reasons.

Member states remain free to regulate e-cigs as medicinal products.

Some countries such as Austria already do this, while others such as Norway simply ban the sale of refills containing nicotine. Belgium, on the other hand, has banned vaping in public places, including restaurants.

Officials in England are calling for a ban on the sale of e-cigs to under-18s.

trains, while the mayor of St Lô in France has put a stop to vaping in all public buildings in the town.

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which would prevent smokers from accessing a convenient and popular way of quitting. And banning the sale to under-18s could prove counterproductive by giving e-cigarettes the allure of “forbidden fruit”.

Nonetheless, some experts want strict regulation. Charlotta Pisinger believes punitive pricing, bans on

Banning the sale to under-18s could prove counter-productive by giving e-cigs the allure of “forbidden fruit” But a loophole in the British advertising code, which since 1965 has banned TV ads that promote cigarettes, has allowed British American Tobacco to promote its Vype electronic cigarettes on TV and online.

Some local authority and corporate bans have been announced. Various rail companies forbid their use on

selling e-cigs to minors and vaping in public places, as well as regulation as a medicinal product with sales limited to pharmacies, are all measures that are likely to be effective.

Such steps are seen as crucial. As Professor Bertrand Dautzenberg puts it, “E-cigarettes are toxic, addictive and not for young people.”

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The diagnosis: rabies.

Chances of surviving: nil.

How Precious Reynolds made medical history

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Winding country roads lead up into the mountains and forests of northern California. Willow Creek, population 2,000, is located there, in Humboldt County. At the back of Willow Creek, there is a valley. At the bottom of it, a river runs, and half a mile away a wooden house painted blue and with a white picket fence stands alone. Four dogs erupt from within, barking angrily.

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left middle finger. Her teacher sent her to the office, where a secretary stuck a plaster on her finger.

This is how all rabies stories begin. With an animal that bites

someone for no apparent reason, draws blood and transmits a horrific infection to them through its saliva that will soon spread to the rest of their body. The rabies virus is shaped

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A wiry girl with shiny black hair and almond-shaped eyes runs behind them. “Leave them alone! Be quiet!

Behave!” she scolds as she opens the front gate.

She is Precious Reynolds. She and her three siblings and a cousin live here with their grandparents Jack and Shirlee Roby. Her grandmother is descended from Wiyot Native Americans. Jack, 76, runs the household, while Shirlee, 61, earns a crust as a road worker on California’s highways. The children’s parents are absent from their lives for one reason or another. The family’s poverty stares out at you from every corner, making Precious’s name all the more poignant.

It was April 2011 when Precious, then eight years old, decided to take a closer look at a grey feral cat that was scurrying across the yard of her primary school in Willow Creek.

As she stuck her hand out to stroke it, the cat nipped her with its bared teeth. Although it drew blood, it was really little more than a scratch on her

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Battling against poverty: Precious (front row, centre) and her family

like a bullet. The cylindrical projectiles made from glycoprotein and lipids carry a deadly payload of genetic material. Unlike most other viruses, it does not spread via the bloodstream but instead creeps through the nervous system at a rate of about two to ten centimetres a day until it reaches the brain. Once there it induces an inflammation for which there is no cure.

There is a vaccine for people infected with the virus. But a nightmare of agony and terror awaits them if they miss the window of opportunity of a few short days after being bitten.

When it comes, death almost seems like a release.

Precious’s nightmare began three weeks after her run-in with the cat. At

bedtime, the youngest child told Jack and Shirlee that Precious had vomited. The next day, she was still sick so Jack took her to the doctor, who suspected appendicitis and said to take her to the nearest hospital, a 40-minute drive away. The staff there said it was probably a bout of flu so Jack took her home. Forty-eight hours later, in the middle of the night, Precious went to her grandparents’ bedside with headache, neck and back pains. Jack took her to hospital again, where they gave her pain medication and sent her home. By that evening, she couldn’t even hold her head up.

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enough to make her cough and retch and push away her glass, even though she was incredibly thirsty. Hydrophobia, or fear of water, is a unique symptom of rabies.

Shirlee bundled Precious into her pick-up and drove her straight back to hospital.

“This ain’t no damn flu!” she told the doctors and demanded that they take another look at her granddaughter. What they found was a little girl whose condition was getting worse by the hour. She was whisked by ambulance to the airport, then flown 200 miles to Sacramento.

In the paediatric intensive care unit at the University of California Davis

Children’s Hospital, a team of paediatricians and intensive care doctors began working against the clock to try to pin down what was slowly killing Precious. Epstein-Barr virus, hepatitis B and C, typhoid, polio, Lyme disease and typhus were all ruled out.

Lead infectious-disease doctor Jean Wiedeman phoned up experts and scanned through reams of specialist publications. Eventually, she spoke to an expert from the US health authorities who worked as both a medical doctor and vet. It was she who finally solved the mystery. Paralysis plus hydrophobia plus a rural location—test her for rabies! Five days after Precious had been admitted to intensive care,

they finally had a diagnosis. As for the treatment, all that a modern clinic could offer her was “comfort care”, a death without suffering.

It was in the summer of 1885 that a means of prevent-

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has been made in the treatment of rabies. The doctors had heard of a high-risk experimental treatment

Precious was put

ing rabies was finally discovinto a coma and kept alive ered. Louis Pasteur managed on a ventilator, to produce a vaccine using although she seemed the desiccated spinal cord of more dead than alive an infected rabbit which he used to save the life of a nineyear-old boy shortly after he’d been bitten 14 times by a rabid dog. It first attempted in 2004 by Rodney marked a breakthrough for the science Willoughby, Jr, a paediatrician in Milwaukee. Fifteen-year-old Jeanna of microbiology.

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from a tiny scratch by a bat, was the first rabies patient her doctor had ever encountered. Working completely on his own, it took him less than a day to come up with the hypothesis that the human immune system would be perfectly capable of fighting off the rabies virus if only it had more time to do so. His patient was therefore put into an artificially induced coma to prevent her brain from causing fatal damage to her nervous system while her body’s natural defences fought the virus.

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subsequently revived, but it was two years before she was substantially back to normal. Since then, the “Milwaukee protocol” has been used on 50 occasions. Five other people’s lives have been saved, although most suffered neurological damage.

Jack and Shirlee had given their consent to attempt the Mil-

waukee protocol on the day Precious was diagnosed. She was put into a coma and kept alive on a ventilator, although she seemed more dead than alive, barely visible under a pile of tubes and cables in her hospital bed.

Shirlee stayed by Precious’s bedside

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Fighting spirit: Precious and her grandmother Shirlee

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during the day, and William Reynolds, precautionary rabies vaccinations.

Precious’s father, was there every night. Jack and Shirlee now find themselves On day 14, the doctors started trying in debt. The emergency flight alone to prepare Shirlee for the worst. But cost £32,000. The insurance comShirlee drew herself up and planted pany covered most of it and some was herself squarely in front of every doctor or nurse who dared to voice their doubts. “If you can’t have a positive attitude, we don’t In the intensive care unit want you here.” Shirlee brought a team of doctors a Native American medicine bag worked against the clock into the hospital and put it round to pin down what was Precious’s neck. slowly killing Precious From day 16, Precious’s immune system started to fight back. After 53 days in hospital, she was able to walk outside on her paid for by the clinic and a handful of own two feet. donors. Shirlee is paying off the rest in Precious is only the sixth person instalments by working overtime. in the world to have survived rabies Jack and Shirlee stand on the and has made the quickest recovery. veranda as Precious roars around outShirlee swears that it’s all down to the side on her mini bike. There used to medicine bag. be logging round here, says Jack, there were dairy farms and fisheries. There’s Back at Willow Creek, every- nothing here now, he says. No jobs.

Precious, now 11, wants to live in a thing has returned to normal—well, almost. Precious is back at school nice house with central heating and and last summer she took part in a says she will never take drugs. She sheep rodeo and threw a ram on its wants to go to college and be a nurse, back in less than a minute. The fam- or a vet. She hasn’t got a hope in hell… ily and their animals have been given has she? from Stern (January 31, 2013)

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Life In a Hospital Can Be Difficult— for Everyone By max p e m b e r to n

Max is a hospital doctor and author. He’s also the resident doctor on ITV’s This Morning

Mrs Kerrigan can’t sleep. It’s a shame that it’s taken her until 3am to realise this, and even more of a shame that it’s me that the nurses have decided to disturb in order to prescribe her a sleeping pill.

The nurses suspect she just wants a chat. I go and see Mrs Kerrigan, who’s sitting bolt upright in bed, reading yesterday’s paper. “I don’t usually have problems sleeping, although I did once when we were moving house, which was very stressful. Have you ever had to move house?”

Mrs Kerrigan is obviously very lonely, she goes on to tell me that her husband died 12 years ago after 40 years of marriage, and they’d never had children, and it isn’t easy cooking for one. I sit down on the side of her bed. This is the first time I’ve had time to sit down since my shift began, and my feet ache terribly.

My pager goes off and jolts me back into the real world. I think I’ve just dosed off in front of Mrs Kerrigan.

She doesn’t appear to have noticed and is still talking verbosely about meals for one. I answer my pager. The nurse on the other end of the phone sounds worried.

She thinks a patient on her ward has just gone into kidney failure as he hasn’t passed any urine all night.

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A nurse has just got back from her break: “Oh, no, sorry, he’s not in kidney failure—his urine output is quite good. I just forgot to write it down this evening in his notes.” She laughs as I stand there panting with a pile of notes slipping out of my hands, my tie half undone and my shirt untucked. And then my pager goes off again: “Sorry, it’s Ward 6 here, just to let you know that the potassium levels were actually old ones that had been misfiled in the notes.

The levels were taken yesterday and they were normal. Sorry about that.” So all that for a couple of clerical errors.

On my way back to bed

It’s an emergency. I run in the vague direction of the ward where the patient in kidney failure is. Just as I arrive on the ward, my pager goes off again.

It’s a patient on the other side of the hospital who’s got a high potassium level. It’s another emergency so I hotfoot it off to this patient. I run to and fro between patients, getting very little done, until, getting more and more exhausted and seeing that the patients don’t appear to be getting any worse, I start to become suspicious.

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I remember Mrs Kerrigan. Poor thing. I walk onto the ward where she is. “Don’t worry about her, Max,” one of the nurses says. “She fell asleep almost as soon as you left.” I peer over to her bed, and in the dark I can just make out the outline of Mrs Kerrigan, sitting bolt upright, but with head slouched to one side, snoring. I walk out into the dawn and make my way to the doctors’ mess. There’s only an hour or so before I’m due to start my ward round, so there’s no point in sleeping now. Instead, I sit on my own and eat a microwave meal for one.

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medical myths—busted!

If You Don’t Shut Your Eyes When You Sneeze Your Eyeballs will Pop Out Where did the myth come from?

In 1882 the New York Times reported that a woman in Indianapolis had sneezed while on a tram and her eyeball had exploded. There seem to be no more details than this, and from a medical perspective, there must have been more to the story than was reported, but it’s possible that this is where the myth started.

So there’s nothing to worry about? There are no documented What’s the truth? It is actually possible for the eyeballs to come out of their socket. They are held in place by a number of incredibly strong muscles though, so these muscles would have to be severely damaged or very lax in order for the eyeball to leave the socket even slightly. While sneezing can be forceful, it’s not enough to push the eye out and there are no cases in medical literature of this happening.

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cases of people’s eyeballs popping out after sneezing, but there are a few cases of it happening when people have vomited very hard and very frequently.

This is, thankfully, incredibly rare.

Certain types of trauma can make the eyeball come out. Eyeballs can also spontaneously pop out, but again this is rare. If this happens the person concerned would usually have been born with an unusual configuration of eye muscles.

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One in eight women in the

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UK dies from heart disease every year and their chances of getting it are the same as men’s from age 50 onwards. But it’s often said that while men have chest pain, women have different heart attack symptoms. Is that true?

The answer is yes—but this mainly applies to older women.

Women under 55 are more likely than not to have chest pain and almost as prone to this number one symptom of a coronary as men. A recent Canadian study of 1,015 men and women under 55 found that 13.7 per cent of men didn’t suffer

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cholesterol, and make sure you drink moderately, eat healthily and get plenty of exercise. Still smoking?

Knock it on the head once and for all—it’s a risk factor for both heart disease and, according to new research, breast cancer.

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chest pain, compared with 19 per cent of women.

Previous research has revealed that women under 55 have a higher chance of having their heart attack and angina symptoms misdiagnosed in A&E and of dying. But could this be because doctors assume that women in this age group couldn’t possibly be at risk of a heart attack?

What if you suspect you’re having one but doctors poohpooh your symptoms? Ask to be tested. Two screening tests used to diagnose a heart attack are an ECG and a blood test that looks for enzymes that are a tell-tale sign of damage to your heart.

Symptoms other than chest pain include cold sweats, pain in the left arm or shoulder, feeling sick, uncharacteristic fatigue, shortness of breath and feeling hot.

See next month’s issue for more on women and heart disease.

men’s health keeping your feet sweet Feet have more sweat glands than any other part of the body and the moist conditions inside your shoes and socks are the perfect environment for bacteria. These break down the droplets of sweat and make your plates pong. Being on your feet all day, stress, certain types of shoes and socks and— ahem—inadequate personal hygiene all have a part to play. So to freshen up your feet: Wash them. Every day. Use mild soap and dry properly, especially between the toes.

Use deodorant on your feet.

Surprisingly, it works on your soles as well as on your armpits and is less pricey than a special foot product.

Change your socks at least once a day. Choose soft socks made of natural fibres or sports socks designed to absorb moisture.

Wear leather or canvas shoes and preferably sandals in summer. Avoid synthetics and anything tight-fitting.

Vary your footwear. Alternate between shoes, leaving 24 hours for shoes to dry out.

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First the bad news: there’s been a sharp rise in diabetes in the last year and 3.2 million are now living with the disease in the UK. But there’s good news too: doctors—always a cautious breed— are increasingly talking about the possibility of eradicating, reversing or preventing it entirely. One expert claimed recently that there would be a cure within 25 years. Here are some of the most promising developments:

■ Vaccine. About 300,000 people with diabetes have Type 1, an autoimmune disease in which the body doesn’t produce insulin. In a bid to allow people with diabetes to go for longer before having to start injecting insulin, scientists are working on a vaccine to modify the immune system. The eventual aim is that children and young people (most people develop Type 1 before 40) never develop diabetes in the first place.

■ Artificial pancreas.

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Cambridge researchers for people with Type 1. The implantable device monitors blood glucose from minute to minute and delivers just the right amount of insulin. This gets round the problem of insulin needs fluctuating throughout the day.

■ Very low-calorie diet. Researchers in Newcastle and Glasgow are testing a low-cal liquid diet as a possible way of reversing Type 2 diabetes (the type that’s linked to an unhealthy lifestyle). After between eight and 20 weeks of drinking nutritionally balanced shakes containing only 800 calories a day to lose weight, the guinea pigs go onto a personalised support programme to help keep the pounds off. They will then be monitored for two years to see whether their diabetes goes into long-term remission.

A previous small study found that eight weeks on the liquid diet worked for all 11 participants.

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3 Reasons to Get Cycling 1. It offers an excellent lower-body workout. Cycling builds strength in your quadriceps and hamstrings, and—oh joy, girls—firms your buttocks. You develop muscles without bulk, plus you tone and strengthen your core muscles because you’re working on staying balanced and upright.

Bike-riding is also a lowimpact sport, so it’s easy on the joints.

2. Pedalling is good for your heart. It offers varied intensity—working at a moderate pace on flat stretches, pushing harder

on uphill climbs, not to mention cycling into the wind. All great exercise for building a strong cardiovascular system.

3. Biking banishes stress and anxiety—official. Research published in the British Journal of Sports Medicine found that people with depression and anxiety who cycled for 20 minutes felt less anxious afterwards. Cyclists who picked the level of intensity they wanted to ride at reported improved well-being. A bike—what’s not to like?

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There are no quick fixes when your partner dies.

But you can emerge a positive and even better person, say those who’ve been through it

After You’ve The early days

Nicola Campbell, 38, from Edinburgh. Her husband Colin died two years ago, also aged 38. She is a freelance writer and mum to Evie, three, and Isla, two.

“Colin died totally unexpectedly of sudden adult death syndrome. It couldn’t have been more shocking. They tell you not to make any big decisions for the first year: but on the very day he died I decided we were going back to Edinburgh, where I’m from. I knew it would be too painful to stay in our very 66

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Louise Smith, 43, runs an IT business from her home near Banbury. She lost her husband Richard to cancer in Nicola Campbell with husband Colin and daughter Evie April 2011. She has Laurence Warner, 44, is from two daughters: India, six, and Darlington. Her husband Mick died Jasmine, three. of cancer in 2007, aged 60.

“On the day of his funeral, I had to look my very best. I wore a cornflower “It’s a tough road and you have to give yourself treats along the way. A bath blue dress with chiffon sleeves and a with your favourite bath oil; a bar of hat and high heels. I had my hair really good chocolate; a new dress. I done and my make-up was done saved up for a weekend away in a professionally. I looked at myself in Welsh hotel suite. It was exactly the the mirror and thought: Richard sort of place I’d have gone with Mick. would have approved, big time. That I was lonely, but I didn’t mind. It was so important to me.” meant a lot to me.”

Louise Smith with daughters Jasmine and India

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Maureen Greaves’s 68-year-old husband Alan was murdered in a random attack on his way to a Christmas Eve service in 2012.

She’s 64 and from Sheffield.

“Alan and I loved to go on walks together and after he died I carried on doing them alone. It brought back the memory of us walking together, and I liked that. But it was also a place where I could cry.”

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family-orientated corner of London, seeing all the daddies with their children when my daughters didn’t have that any more.”

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work (actually, I was back at work a week after Vicky’s funeral) and people think you’re moving on.

But you’re not even off the starting blocks. The first year was a total blur Louise Smith: “You find out who for me; I barely remember anything your friends are—and it can be a about it. I was numb with grief; too surprise. People you expect to be numb to begin to learn how to live there for you melt away and do again, and too numb to feel the nothing to help at all. Others pain. So the second you hardly knew are anniversaries were far invaluable. A woman harder, and that was I’d have called my “People you hard for the people friend said she couldn’t around me to grasp.” look after my children expect to be so I could go to Richard there for you Maureen Greaves: in the hospice; I hardly “Part of my journey talk to her now. melt away. of healing has been Another woman, who Others you realising I’m not the I would only say ‘hello’ hardly know are only person who’s to before, came over grieving—others are with a shepherd’s pie invaluable” too. Maybe their on the day he died; she feelings aren’t as was brilliant. It’s not obvious, maybe they aren’t as great, about the relationship you had with but maybe they are—or were. After someone before, it’s about how Alan died, a woman stopped her empathetic they are now.” car in the street, got out of it and came to hug me. She said she’d Stuart McKay, 40, lost his 35-yearlost her husband, and that ‘You’re old wife Vicky to cancer almost the one person I wanted to talk to.’ three years ago. Stuart is a Your grief can be a bond, not computer analyst and lives in something isolating.”

Northampton.

“People assume the first year will be the worst—that you’ll struggle to get through all the ‘first’ anniversaries.

The first birthdays without her; the first wedding anniversary; the first Stuart McKay: “In a sense, the biggest Christmas… So you get through that grief isn’t about losing Vicky, it’s grief year, you look OK, you’re back at for the family we never had. I’m 40

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you’ve been close to years old and I think death and because to myself: in another your children will be universe she and I orphans now if would have a couple anything happens to of children by now. you. There’s no back-up Instead, I live on my person any more, and own with three cats: Stuart McKay and Vicky you know your children sometimes I think need you, they need at that’s the only patter least one parent.” of tiny feet I’ll ever hear.”

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In the longer term Stuart McKay: “It’s been years, but I’m still Stuart who’s half of ‘Vicky and Stuart’, I’m not just Stuart yet.

I continue to wear my wedding ring, even though I’m in a new relationship. I honestly don’t know

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Michael Adams, 35, lives in Trowbridge in Wiltshire and is an IT manager. His wife Helen died in March 2013 of cancer. He has two children, five-year-old Olivia and four-year-old Marley.

“You’re suddenly very aware of your own mortality, both because

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when, or even whether, I’ll take it off or do as many widows and widowers do and move it to my right hand. All I can tell you is my left hand is still where my wedding ring belongs.”

Kate Boydell and daughter Alice

Kate Boydell, 49, lives in Plymouth.

Her husband Charlie died of heart problems 14 years ago. She runs a TV post-production company, and wrote it has to be because some of the a book, Death and How to Survive blocks are gone.”

It, on losing a spouse.

“You and your partner were like Nicola Campbell: “My doctor said, two Jenga towers that had been ‘you’ll never be fixed’ and I felt like built together. They were so punching him. I desperately wanted interrelated it was impossible to to be fixed. But I know know where one tower now he was right. I can started and the other learn from it, though: stopped. When your “I’ve become a I’ve become a stronger, partner died, his tower collapsed—taking yours stronger, better better person. Losing made me realise down with it. You have person. Losing Colin what really matters in to reassemble yourself Colin made me life. I used to think it from scratch. But the was the kind of house important thing to realise what we had, the kind of know is that you really matters neighbourhood it was can never be the same in. Now I know it’s person again. Your new in life” about the time you tower will be different; 06•2014

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spend with the people you love, about laying down memories and living in the moment.”

Laurence Warner: “When you lose your partner it’s as though you enter a tunnel.

It’s a long, dark tunnel and you sometimes have no idea whether you’ll ever see daylight Laurence Warner with husband Mick again. But you have to keep walking, putting one foot in front of another, Laurence Warner: “There’s a because eventually you will see the phenomenon called ‘widow’s brain’ first tiny shard of light, I promise.” and it really does exist: your shortterm memory is shot to pieces. So I couldn’t do my old job as an event coordinator any more. Instead, I decided to make a new life for myself volunteering as a singer in old Louise Smith: “In the months after Richard died, I made all sorts of wild, people’s homes. I’ve learned all the old Vera Lynn songs, I wear a emotional purchases I’d never have made before. I bought dresses I knew 40s-style outfit, and the residents love it!” he’d have liked; I bought the eternity ring he’d promised me but had been Michael Adams: “A year ago I’d too ill to get. And then I even bought a Range Rover, Richard’s aspirational never have believed I’d be telling you this, but next week I’ll be car. I didn’t keep it; I think I needed performing on stage in a musical. A that buzz of instant gratification, few months after Helen died I joined reassurance that I could feel excited a local theatre group, having never again. It was like getting a glimpse of done anything like it before, and happiness, a foundation I could build on so I knew I could one day be I’m about to make my debut. I knew that despite my life being so full happy once more.”

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with a job and two young children, I had to do something for me.”

Finding love again

Stuart McKay: “My new partner is a widow whose husband died a month before Vicky. It’s a doubleedged sword. We certainly understand what the other one is going through. But there’s a lot of grief in our hearts and in our relationship; and if we’re both having a bad day, it can be really hard.”

Kate Boydell: “Finding someone else has been more difficult than I thought. I’ve had other relationships, but I’ve never found that “I’ve never synchronicity of wit found that Laurence Warner: “I’m and outlook on life that remarried now, but I’ll I had with Charlie—it’s synchronicity always be Mick’s wife what makes someone of wit and out- as well as my new your soulmate. Maybe look on life that husband Phil’s. He too I never will. The truth is a widower, so he is that my life since he I had with understands. Ever died has been about Charlie—it’s heard of a ménage à our daughters [Rosie, trois? Phil, Mick, Phil’s 19, and Alice, 17], and what makes wife Helen and I about raising them to be someone your late are in a ménage a happy. That’s what they soulmate” quatre. I’ve got two deserve; that’s what husbands, and Phil Charlie would have has got two wives: one on earth, wanted me to do. And if that means and one in heaven.” not having a relationship, then I’m happy with that.”

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Pillow Talk The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Frank S inatra

Laugh, and the world laughs with you; snore, and you sleep alone.

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It’s All

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twelve cities, twelve stadiums, 32 teams, one aim: to win the World Cup. inside and outside the stadiums— football is pure passion

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HITTING THE HIGHS Even for experienced players and managers, a World Cup is always an emotional rollercoaster. The joy of the Belgian team knew no bounds when in 2013, after an absence of 12 years, they qualified for the World Cup (below). Argentina’s then manager Maradona (below left) had less cause to celebrate in 2010. His team was knocked out of the tournament after losing 0–4 to Germany. And even though Demel (above left) from the Ivory Coast did see red after his confrontation with Portuguese superstar Cristiano Ronaldo, he only got a yellow card.

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THE STARS OF TOMORROW Nobody knows who they are yet, but the future belongs to them.

Whether it’s on the streets of Rio de Janeiro (above left), on the dusty soils of Africa (this page), on British pitches (below right) or in the highlands of Tibet (below left)—more and more girls and boys around the world love playing football and emulating their great idols. After all, Messi, Ronaldo and football heroine Marta Vieira da Silva and co started off small too.

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THE TWELFTH MAN The fans. They cheer, laugh, celebrate and suffer with their team.

Virtually every game in a World Cup is a sell-out. And those who don’t make it into the stadium support their team at home on TV, the radio or at a big screen event. In 2010, over 700 million people watched the final between the Netherlands and Spain—a new record in viewing figures.

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Actor Stephen Mangan is best known for his appearances in Green Wing, Dirk Gently and the Bafta-nominated series Episodes

If I Ruled the World Stephen Mangan

I wouldn’t allow any silly jargon. My worst is “End of”, as in “That’s my final word. End of”. There are about 40 ridiculous expressions that I’d happily bring in martial law to eradicate. “Just saying” is another. I mean, has there ever been a more passive-aggressive phrase in the history of the planet? I’m not having it.

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No one with clacky mouth would be allowed on the radio. You know that irritating sound when someone’s tongue and roof of their mouth stick together and they really need a drink to sort it out? It’s the second cousin to that white goo people sometimes get in the corner of their mouth. I’d issue a warning first—“Get this water down you”—but any persistence would result in being shot. Or a visit to the doctor.

and then back again. But it’s joyful to be on a bike in the fresh air and I’d love our cities to be car-free. I’d throw in a helmet, of course.

I’d remind motorists to stay to the left on motorways… There’s nothing more annoying than someone cruising at 60mph in the outside lane with a three-mile tailback. The French are tremendously adept at getting others to move over; they come right behind you, flash their lights and practically get in your car beside you.

But that’s not the way of us Brits so we need to be more aware of how we affect others. I’ve often driven cars that couldn’t pull the skin off a rice pudding so it’s not like I’m a speed freak. I do have an old classic opentop car, but I don’t get to drive it often because I can’t fit the two kids in— they’re really cramping my style. …And people to have their chats on the side of the pavement. Have your chat, we all want you to chat, but just notice that, if you’re standing in the middle of the pavement, you’re creating a bit of havoc around you.

Maybe I’m too aware of how my behaviour affects others, but I find it incredible that so many people live their lives with the blinkers on.

I’d deal with the rampant wealth inequality. I’d bring in some sort of radical hard-core socialist agenda and take some money off the stupidly rich

and give it to help the poor. It worries me that we are allowing this situation to grow; the other day I learned that there are 85 people in the world who, between them, own as much as the poorest half of the population. That’s ridiculous—85 people out of 7 billion?

How did we come to that?

Goats would be set free. And only their milk could be used—I think goat’s cheese is faintly satanic. As soon as goat’s milk is turned into anything else it becomes goaty and having goaty food doesn’t suggest culinary delights. You might as well go up to a goat and lick it. It’s wrong and unnatural.

I’d sort out city canals. They have a reputation for being slightly menacing—where people get murdered, shopping trollies go to die and there’s drippy weirdness from the underside of bridges. I live near Regent’s Canal in London and I like the fact that just a few steps down from the street you enter a different world. The towpath is nice and flat to run on and there’s all that great history that goes with them. Let’s zhuzh up our canals, lavish them with love and affection and make them magical places where you can escape the city—particularly within a two mile radius of where I live.

As told to Caroline Hutton Stephen voices the title role in Postman Pat: The Movie.

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Meet Mr Tiffany (Mr T, for short): pen thief, beer drinker and all-round lovable rodent

Love Rat

By A l e xa n d r a h a r n e y

When we found him, he was blind and soaking, slumped in an ­alley, clearly close to death. He struggled to stand, then listed to one side and collapsed again. We watched him for a moment, horrified. And then, because we couldn’t just leave him there to die, we picked him up and brought him inside.

We laid him gently on the white expanse of our kitchen counter. After the blurry dark of the monsoon outside, the kitchen felt as bright and quiet as an operating theatre. My ­fiancé Colin placed him inside an eggshell-blue Tiffany box.

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Saved by a whisker: the alley rat that changed a young couple’s life

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We called him Tiffany, and then later Mr Tiffany—but most often, we called him Mr T. That night, while I lay in our ­bedroom, hiding from the creature’s inevitable death, Colin nursed him once an hour with eye-droppers of milk and energy drinks.

He was a street rat, no more than a few days old. His life had begun in the grimy alley beside our flat in Hong Kong, and to most people he would have embodied filth and ­d isease.

But we saw instead a fragile, unknowable life—and in the three years that followed, we came to see him as no average soul.

Mr T entered our world during a time of transition. Our wed-

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long into the night. My job as a foreign ­correspondent kept me in constant motion and took me around the world; even owning furniture seemed like a big commitment.

I tried not to think about what that would mean for the future. Colin and I planned to have children some day, though some nights we could barely find time to have dinner. Taking in a half-dead rat that needed sustained attention just to survive hadn’t been on my agenda.

Which was why, when Colin and I found that Mr T was miraculously still breathing the next morning, we vowed to set him free as soon as he’d recovered fully. He’d survived, but he was a wild animal who deserved to live among his own kind. Not to mention that we had both read up on the extensive roster of virulent diseases rodents carry.

Unwilling to get attached, I avoided him like, well, the plague.

Still, as he gained strength over the following weeks, we couldn’t help celebrating Mr T’s tiny milestones: the moment a week after we found him when he opened his eyes in ­Colin’s palm, the night he lost his fear of our shiny floor tiles, the day he turned a bicycle into a jungle gym, his black shrimp’s eyes flashing in excitement as he clambered over its pedals.

Mr T began to make himself at home, confiscating post, pens and whole pizza slices and dragging them under the sofa, then chewing a crawl space

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couldn’t resist his charms. Already, he’d begun to train us in his care.

By knocking over his dinner dishes or leaving them untouched, he made it clear that most vegetables—carrots, green beans, peppers—were inedible unless drenched in butter. He would eat peas, but only when shelled; the tops, but never the stalks, of broccoli; blueberries, but only if cut in half. His favourite foods were mushroom pâté, sushi and scrambled eggs. A few drops of beer were always appreciated. We prepared him two hot meals a day, which he ate with surgical precision, extracting the fattiest morsels first.

He was too cute to let go.

Colin built Mr T a five-storey dwelling from wood and chicken

inside the sofa itself. It was clear he intended to settle in for the long haul.

But could we really keep this animal?

On the other hand, was it even feasible for Mr T to re-enter the wild?

We called a professor at Oxford University who specialised in rat ­behaviour. He told us that domesticated rats set free in the forest begin acting like wild rats within a few hours.

There was nothing stopping us from bidding Mr T adieu and moving on with our lives.

Nothing except the fact that we

wire, which we furnished with the cushions of the sofa he’d destroyed.

Mr T ­c ompulsively redesigned his home, shredding the cushions and shoving bits of stuffing into the gaps in the chicken wire. Sometimes he would snuggle under my palm, pushing his nose into the V between my thumb and forefinger. If I tried to move away, he would grip my fingers with ­powder-pink, gummy-palmed paws.

I began to see Hong Kong as a place teeming with more than just human life: the giant hoary moth wrapped round the corner of an office ­building, the bird squatting on the pavement outside a watch shop, the feral dogs that patrolled the area ­b ehind our block. One afternoon, after noticing 06•2014

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Mr T chewed his way into the sofa and settled in

one of Mr T’s grubbier cousins in the same alley where we’d found him, I ­realised the line we draw b ­ etween animals that are socially ­acceptable and those we find r­ epugnant can be awfully arbitrary.

As Mr T steadily pawed his way into our hearts, Colin and I identified, for the first time in our lives, as ­parents.

My husband was a rational and generous father. I was a neurotic, fussy mum.

Colin tried to see the world through Mr T’s eyes, adding a solid wooden door to Mr T’s home when he realised how much he liked his privacy, or adhesive sandpaper when he saw Mr T slip on his ramps. ­Meanwhile, I obsessed over Mr T’s health, fearing that every nap or failed attempt to mount the coffee table ­signalled terminal illness.

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our l­iving room, beaming proudly as Mr T dragged apples and socks into his house with great seriousness. Some nights, we stayed up on the sofa until two, three, four in the morning, ­waiting for the nocturnal Mr T to rouse himself and pad downstairs.

We stopped travelling together so one of us could always be home to keep him company, and when that was impossible, we enlisted house s­ itters and left an instruction manual nearly an inch thick. At parties we matched our friends’ tales of their children with news of Mr T’s latest tricks and his most recent fascinations: wooden knives and forks, starchy restaurant napkins, salmon sashimi.

I posted photos on Facebook of Mr T eating green beans, his paws covered in tomato sauce, or Mr T in repose, his whiskers a halo around his face.

And all the while, we grappled with the fact that Mr T didn’t have much time. On the streets, most rats die

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­ efore their first birthday. In captivity, b many die by the age of three.

beside a picture of him in our living room, and tried to adjust to the sad fact that we didn’t get to be Mr T’s mum Not long after he turned two, and dad ­any more. But shortly after his Mr T’s once rapid pace slowed to a passing, Colin and I became parents to jog, then a waddle, and he slept more a son, whom we named Louis T. A few years earlier, we’d ­struggled to solidly through the days. But he was find even a spare hour determined to keep —but Mr T taught us going. When, as I’d to make room in our often worried he might, he developed “Mr T taught lives for the future we wanted, to be more a tumour—it was as us to make empathetic, more palarge as his head—we room in our tient. He taught us to found a m ­ icrosurgeon lives for the love ­unconditionally. who r­ emoved it, and We’d found Mr T in Mr T sprinted across future we one of life’s ­interstices, our living room the wanted” between dating and same day. marriage, coupledom When a spinal condition paralysed his back legs, he and parenthood. If it had been a dog adapted by pulling himself up and or a cat slumped in our alley that night, down the ramps with his front paws. there’d be no story to tell. We’d have One night Mr T began to struggle to taken the animal to a shelter. Knowbreathe. This time the surgeon couldn’t ing that nobody would do that for Mr T made us bring him into our home, save him. Mr T died in ­Colin’s hands.

We had him cremated and held a and doing so made all the difference.

Some of our friends and family didn’t small ceremony in which we scattered some of his ashes in the park behind get Mr T. They never ­understood how our block of flats so he could rest near we could love a rat. We never underhis family. We put the remainder of stood how, if you had the pleasure of his ashes in an urn, which we placed meeting him, it was possible not to.

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It’s my first day on world-famous Copacabana beach, two

“Why not?” I ask her as I butter my Copacabana is a picture pale skin with a thick coating of SPF postcard come to life; a crescent 100 sunscreen lotion. of fine white sand backed by an arc She doesn’t answer. But I get her of high-rise buildings. To the north point as I look at the mostly tanned, is the 1,299-foot high Sugar Loaf fit cariocas (Portuguese for people Mountain and to the south the born in Rio) who are enjoying what, majestic Christ the Redeemer statue. for many of them, is their local beach. And like all the beaches in Rio, it’s Almost all of the women wear enjoyed by everyone.

Brazilian bikinis, which, “The most important as Renata has explained thing you have to to me, are much smaller understand about The beach than the bikinis their Copacabana beach, and is Brazil’s French sisters wear. And our other beaches, is most some wear tiny, barely that they’re one of the democratic there thongs, which few places in Brazil space. cariocas refer to as where there are no class Everyone is “dental floss” tangas. distinctions,” renowned While some of the Brazilian anthropologist welcome men wear surfer shorts, and author Roberto many more—of all ages DaMatta tells me as I —sport tight sungas, Brazilian trunks visit him in his home just outside Rio. that are somewhat larger than “The poor residents of the favelas, Speedos but much smaller than the the business executives and the shorts I’m wearing; the ones that students are all equals on the beach,” unmistakably mark me as a “gringo”. he explains. “Because everyone is Because I’ve come to Rio for a week nearly naked, there’s little to tell the to explore Copacabana beach and the classes apart, and because all the fascinating role it plays in the life of beaches are public places, everyone is Rio’s cariocas, I make a mental note: welcome. The beach is Brazil’s most “Work on my tan, lose the baggy democratic space.” shorts and buy a sunga.”

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miles of shimmering sands, super-fit bronzed bodies and itsy-bitsy swimming costumes. And I’m already feeling like a fish out of water.

“You’re not wearing those, are you?” my Brazilian friend Renata asks me as she points to my baggy shorts.

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into Magno, a tall, lean resident of one of the nearby favelas.

“This is the people’s beach,” he tells me before he dives into the water for a long-distance swim across the bay with a group of fitness fanatics. “No one cares whether you’re rich or poor here; it’s the beach that matters.”

Close by, journalist Fernando Moraes is in an outdoor capoeira class (a mixture of dance, sport and martial art popular throughout Brazil) and explains that the beach also owes its eclectic nature to the densely populated high-rise neighbourhood itself.

“It‘s just a very interesting area. Today we have a 24-hour nightlife with all sorts of people from different parts of Brazil—rich and poor. You can find everyone here.”

Rio’s police regularly patrol the beach and have helped cut down the “sweeps”, where large groups of young men reportedly from the favelas swarm to rob locals and tourists alike. Nevertheless, beachgoers are constantly warned to take as little as possible to the beach and to watch for suspicious activity,

Something for everyone: Copacabana and Sugar Loaf Mountain

that on Copacabana, as Michael Palin has noted, “the gap between the favela and the favored almost disappears”. Among the throngs of beachgoers who are jogging, playing volleyball, frescoball, exercising, swimming, surfing, sunbathing, and just plain people-watching, I bump

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and more recently riots. Some of the high-rise hotels even have security guards on their roofs with walkietalkies, watching their guests at the beach through binoculars. The historic Copacabana Palace Hotel has a staff of 32 highly trained guards.

I learned the hard way during my first day on the beach that it pays to be watchful.

“Shoeshine, mister?” asked the under-five-foot youth with a wooden shoeshine kit slung over his shoulder.

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“That will be 50 dollars!” Suddenly I realised he, or an accomplice, must have snuck up behind me a few minutes ago and squirted my shoes with mustard—an age-old scam.

I was somewhat amused with his brazenness but his manner changed when I refused to pay him more than a few dollars. He grabbed the money and slunk away, cursing me in Portuguese. I learned later that I was lucky; he’d attacked other tourists for not ponying up the money.

Copacabana’s role as “the people’s beach” is most evident at

weekends and during large public events. When Pope Francis, the first Latin American pope in history,

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visited Brazil last year he celebrated a believe it or not, timeshares. As a papal mass on the beach. More than Brazilian friend said, “Just sit still and three million flag-waving people whatever you need will eventually poured on to the beach to greet him. come by.”

Many of them slept on the sand in a After baking under Rio’s blistering massive night-long slumber party. sun, I find the 20C water is Rod Stewart reportedly outdrew the surprisingly cool as I wade in and Pope; more than 3.5 million turned then take a brief swim. The sea is up for his beach concert in 1994. The calm, but that’s not always the case; Rolling Stones drew 1.5 million in sometimes large waves and riptides 2006. The beach is also home to the make swimming a challenge. And the world’s biggest New Year’s sea is not crowded; many people celebrations when more than two seem content with merely wading or million revellers gather for a fireworks just staying on the beach. extravaganza and the chance to “Pay attention to the cariocas,” honour Iemanjá, the Afro-Brazilian Roberto DaMatta had told me. goddess of the sea.

“No one is reading.

On Sundays so many Instead, they’re peopleof Rio’s 6.5 million watching. It’s one of our More than three national pastimes.” residents head for million flagCopacabana that town He’s right. Seeing and waving people being seen is what officials close Avenida poured on to Atlântica, the majestic Brazil’s beaches are the beach last beachfront promenade, about. I ask a beautiful year to see and turn it into a woman who’s just pedestrian, bike, emerged from the sea if the Pope skateboard and she minds the hundreds rollerblade zone. Here, of people, men and cariocas leaving the beach call out to women, that seem to be watching her. acquaintances just arriving Boa praia! “Not at all,” she says. “We consider it a (“Enjoy the beach!”) compliment when people look at us.

This Sunday the beach is packed— Latin people appreciate beautiful it’s almost impossible to see any free bodies. Don’t you?” sand between the throngs and the How could I disagree? thongs. As I walk along the curving shoreline, I see an army of hawkers According to some beach weaving between the sun lovers, aficionados, Copacabana may be peddling everything from bikinis to past its prime. Admittedly, it’s lost a cold drinks to hats to footballs to, lot of its lustre compared with the 06•2014

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days when Brigitte Bardot, Cary Grant and a host of jet-setters visited its now-closed casinos and swanky hotels. “Flying down to Rio” was long celebrated in films and songs. And the in-place was Copacabana beach.

Many claim the nearby beaches of Ipanema or Leblon have eclipsed Copacabana but don’t tell that to any of its locals.

“Ipanema? It’s snobby,” says local resident and realtor Lirian Rodrigues as she raises a finger aside her nose to reinforce the point. “Copacabana is more real. It’s more Brazil!”

Further proof that Copacabana is unique among Rio’s 70 beaches lies at its southern tip, just beneath the 100-year-old Forte de Copacabana.

Shoehorned into this palm-treestudded corner is a fleet of small wooden fishing boats owned and manned by a colony of fishermen, proud reminders of the area’s history as a small fishing village.

Each morning at around 5.30am, before sunrise and long before the beach fills with visitors, these hearty, weathered fishermen help one another pull their boats from the sand to fish the waters off Copacabana.

“We’re proud we’re maintaining this way of life,” José Manuel Pereira

Rebouças, vice-president of the fishermen’s colony and president of a nearby favela, tells me. “Most people come to the beach to play. We come to work.” On a good day Rebouças and his fellow fishermen can each haul in 200lbs of fish, which they sell in their local shop.

After a few days exploring Copacabana, I’ve learned a lot

about what makes it one of the world’s most famous beaches. I’ve also come a long way from my first day here when my pale skin and baggy shorts screamed gringo.

Well, my skin is not exactly nutty brown, but even if I don’t look like one, I’ve learned to come to the beach like a true carioca; carrying just a few Brazilian real; enough to rent an umbrella and a beach chair and pay for a few caipirinhas, Brazil’s potent traditional drink.

And about those baggy shorts. I ditched them and bought a green and yellow—the colours of Brazil’s flag— sunga, which I started wearing to the beach. Admittedly, it was XL but I didn’t care if anyone stared at me.

After all, as the beautiful woman told me, “It’s a compliment when people look at us.” Boa praia!

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Danger in the deep blue sea A 40-ton grey whale lunges onto the deck, and Max Young seems sunk. What follows is the fight of his life

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yawn escaped him.

Usually, Young slept all day when he was sailing solo so as to be fully alert to meet t h e c ha l l e ng e s o f night-time navigation. Today, however, he’d only catnapped: the ocean had been full of whales—greys, he guessed, migrating towards Alaska.

He’d seen dozens, more than he’d ever observed at any one time. Lolling and showing off their flukes, they were wonderful to watch, but he was relieved when he’d got past them. Now he stretched and glanced at the autopilot gauges. The chronometer read 10.12pm.

Suddenly, Young heard a tremendous whoosh from beneath the hull.

His adrenalin surged. An instant later, a whale easily as long as the boat rocketed out of the water in a cascade of silver spray, just off the stern. It seemed suspended upright above Reflections, the barnacles on the underside of its head glimmering in the vessel’s running light. Next 100 |

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came a cacophony of crumpling metal and cracking fibreglass as the head and upper body of the 40-ton animal slammed onto the rear deck. The bow tilted skywards. For a moment, the sailor and the whale made eye contact. Young toppled forward into a pile of bags. As the creature struggled to free itself, the boat turned sharply to the left. When Young looked up, the beast was gone.

The tower that held his wind generator and radio antenna—ten feet tall, made of two-inch steel tubing— swayed, then collapsed into the sea.

The stern railing was mangled, but the craft was still afloat. Young presumed that its inch-and-a-half-thick hull had survived the event.

His first concern was to get back on course. He was now

headed southwest, toward Polynesia. Young figured the collision had thrown the autopilot out of adjustment, so he tried to reset it. But the boat continued on its wayward path.

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A dozen years after he set out to sail around the world, Max Young was entering the home straight—an 850-mile haul from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, to San Diego, then a 500-mile hop to San Francisco. On a moonless night in June 2012, his 50-foot cutter Reflections cruised northwards, propelled by a steady breeze, its rudder guided by autopilot. Young, 67, sat in the wheelhouse, gazing out at a magnificent display of stars. The retired schoolteacher wished that his wife, who had skipped this leg of the trip, were there to share the beauty of it all.

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the steering. Young went below to check the lines, but they seemed to be normal. In the stern cabin, he noticed the floor and mattress were wet. Then, on his way back up the steps, he heard an ominous sloshing. Lifting a hatch beneath the small stairway, he was shocked to discover three feet of water in the bilge, an area between the floorboards and the hull. Some accumulation was normal, but a set of pumps usually kept it to a few inches.

Young began checking the likely sources of a leak: the pipes that ran from the galley and two bathrooms through the hull and the spot where the bilge pumps emptied into the ocean. Everything was sound. When he checked the bilge again, the water was still rising.

Returning to the top deck, he tried steering the boat by hand, but the wheel would turn only a few inches.

Now Young was fighting panic. He quickly set off two emergency beacons. For good measure, he flipped the switch on his pocketsized beacon, which had a much smaller range but a signal that could provide rescuers with more precise information about his location. Only US Coast Guard facilities could pick up the

beacons’ frequencies, and the nearest base was in San Diego, 450 miles to the northeast. He wasn’t sure if the alert would make it that far, and, if it did, whether Reflections would still be afloat by the time help arrived.

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Hoping to summon assistance from getting married and studying for nearby, he grabbed a portable two- a master ’s degree in industrial way radio—able to transmit over just design, he financed his passion by a few miles—and shouted, “Mayday! teaching design and science at a high Mayday!” There was no response. school. In 1987, when he was 43 and Young sat down and took a deep divorced, he bought Reflections—the breath. It’s been a big, sleek boat good life, God, he that matched prayed. I’m not his childhood He grabbed a two- dreams. He broke a young guy. But my 23rd wedding way radio and it in on jaunts anniversary is in along the Calishouted “Mayday! two weeks, and Mayday!” There fornia coast with my granddaughhis second wife was no response. ter’s third birth- He took a breath.

Debbie and their day is the same kids. And then, It’s been a good d a y . S h e’s g ot life, god, he prayed in 2000, he releukaemia, God. tired and began I’d really like to his globe-circling make it home. odyssey.

To start off, Young followed the route Max Young grew up in Northern his father had taken during the war: California, one of seven children San Francisco to Australia, by way of a highway road worker and a wait- of Hawaii, French Polynesia, Samoa ress. His father moonlighted as a com- and Fiji. He and Debbie, a financial mercial fisherman, and Young often adviser, spent two years in Australia accompanied him on his expeditions. before returning to Sacramento to On board their small trawler, Young’s work and replenish their funds. From dad would describe his exploits as a then on, whenever time and money B-24 pilot during the Second World allowed, Young would fly to the last War, when he flew bombing runs place he’d left the boat and pilot it a across the South Pacific. Aged 12, few thousand miles further around Young announced that he was go- the world—sometimes with his wife ing to sail to all the places his father or a volunteer crew, and at other times alone. talked about.

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Grey whales breach the water to knock off barnacles on their skin. It’s also one of the ways they communicate

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remembered terrifying storms. He recalled the time the wind failed off New Caledonia, and he had spent days disassembling the engine and putting it back together before it would start. He remembered the pirates off Malaysia who had threatened to ram his boat.

None of those situations, however, was as dire as this one: his steering gone, his boat filling with water, and help out of reach.

At 1.30am, Young was praying again when a plane circled over-

head. His radio crackled to life. “This is Lieutenant Amy Kefarl, United States Coast Guard,” said a voice through the static. “Do you read me?”

Young’s heart was hammering as he answered: “Thank you, Coast Guard. I thought this was the end.” As he later learned, the signal from his

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emergency beacon, carrying his approximate location as well as contact information for his wife, had reached a base near San Francisco. An officer had called Debbie, who confirmed that Young was four days’ sail north out of Cabo San Lucas. The cargo plane had then headed to sea, homing in on a blip on the radar from one of Young’s emergency beacons.

“We’ve found a container ship to pick you up,” Kefarl told him, after Young had briefed her on his encounter. But his elation vanished when she added, “The vessel is 45 miles out. It should reach you in about five and a half hours.”

“I don’t have that long,” he protested. “I’m taking on water fast.”

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to risk it. When he opened the hatch, a rush of pity for the beast and hoped he saw that the pumps were covered it hadn’t been badly injured. He lifted with a mass of pipes and wires that the smallest chunk; it felt like rubhad floated out of two storage bins. berised leather. Then he pulled the life Only one of the devices was working; raft out of its storage case, and dropped the others must it over the side. have turned off He tugged on its when the debris tether to inflate settled on their it. But it remained fixing the bilge switches. stubbornly flat. pumps had bought He cleared Reflections also some time, but the away the junk carried an inflatwater beneath the and was pleased able dinghy, norfloorboards was to hear the dismally used for a b l e d p u m p s still slowly rising trips to shore, hum back into and Kefarl sugaction. Then he gested that he try began snatching mementoes from the launching that. Young tossed in the walls and stuffing them into a garbage bag of souvenirs before lowering the bag—drawings by the kids, framed semi-flaccid vessel. To his chagrin, the photos from his wanderings. He also bag toppled out and vanished beneath grabbed a bag full of souvenirs for his the waves. Worse, Young couldn’t find family and hauled both sacks with the pump to inflate the dinghy. him up the stairs.

Suddenly, Young’s chances seemed much slimmer. He was wearing a When he got back into the flotation suit, designed to provide wheelhouse, the voice on the buoyancy if he were separated from radio had more instructions. “Mr his vessel, but it couldn’t protect him Young, I’d like you to get your life raft from sharks or hypothermia. If Reflecinto the water now. That way, it’ll be tions went down before the rescue ship arrived, he realised, he would be ready if you need to jump into it.”

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by replaying his life. He recalled his first fishing trip with his father. He saw himself learning to sail a boat; he remembered his first car. He relived his children’s first steps and his first kiss with Debbie. And then came the great journey: he revisited Turkey and Thailand. He glided through the Persian Gulf to the Mediterranean and across the Atlantic. He sunned himself in the Bahamas, hiked through a Costa Rican rainforest. He was sailing through a pod of whales off Baja California. Night fell, and he was gazing again at the stars.

Then Young yawned, rubbed his eyes and watched the sun rise

from the pearly sea. The boat was foundering now, waves washing over the gunwales. But something massive was looming on the horizon: a merchant ship. Young willed the vessel forward. Finally, the huge carrier drew alongside, with a rope ladder draped down its rusty flank.

Young handed the bag of drawings

and photos to a tall sailor. Then he followed the man up the ladder and collapsed, exhausted, onto the deck.

Recovering from his ordeal on the freighter, Young learned what had crippled his boat: crew members from the freighter had seen a crack in the stern and severe damage to the propeller and rudder.

After eight days, the ship reached Panama. Young made it home in time for his anniversary and his granddaughter’s birthday. The whale may not have been so lucky: two weeks after Young’s return, a 65-foot grey whale washed up on a beach in Baja, its head gouged with prop marks.

“It could have been a coincidence, but I doubt it,” he says. “I feel bad that such a beautiful creature had to die.”

Young also mourns the loss of Reflections. He hopes to replace her some day and to decorate the new craft’s cabin with the family artwork he salvaged. And despite his losses, he’s thankful for his memories. “Those,” he observes, “we can keep for ever.”

Better Than “Yous Guys” Real (and weirdly accurate) names for groups of professionals: • A group of accountants is called a balance • A group of librarians is called a shush • A group of bowlers is called a keg • A group of dermatologists is called a rash • A group of creditors is called a curse From A Compendium of Collective Nouns by Woop Studios (Chronicle Books)

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By kate p e t t i f e r

My Great Escape: Northern Highlights

Mandy Hugg ins and the remain s of a boat at Bamburg h Castle

Reader Mandy Huggins from West Yorkshire reveals a soft spot for Northumberland Our favourite part of the english coastline

Kate has driven huskies in the Arctic, sailed the Atlantic and swum with penguins in Devon.

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is Northumberland, and my partner Mark and I go back year after year. The Northumberland Coast Walk is hard to beat, as the dramatic landscape is scattered with castles, coves and cliffs, and punctuated by tiny seaside villages and uninhabited islands.

Alnmouth makes a good base—we stayed in the centre of the village in a cottage called The Watchtower, which was once a coastguard’s lookout. It’s tucked away in the grounds of a large house and has its own secluded terrace and open views over the estuary from the upstairs living room.

There’s a good choice of pubs, shops and restaurants. We spent a lot of time in The Red Lion (right)— a coaching inn full of character, serving local beers and great food.

I recommend the crab sandwiches for a bar lunch, and in the evening

we dined in the restaurant and enjoyed the Northumberland venison sausage and Craster kipper pâté.

On our walks, we discovered the puffin and tern colonies on Coquet Island and the mudflats at Lindisfarne.

We warmed up with a cup of tea after a stroll around the magnificent gardens at Howick Hall, erstwhile home of Earl Grey, and stocked up with delicious Craster kippers before walking to the impressive remains of Dunstanburgh Castle.

At the Ship Inn in Low Newton they brew their own beers, with wonderful names such as Sandcastles at Dawn and Red Herring. They do a mean crab sandwich as well. The sunsets in this part of the world are beautiful—dusk at Bamburgh Castle takes some beating.

A few miles inland from Alnmouth is Alnwick, where you can visit the castle and its fabulous gardens (where Harry Potter was filmed), or spend hours in the secondhand book shop Barter Books. It’s worth taking a bag of unwanted books with you—they then credit you with a value to spend in the shop. But I warn you, it’s difficult to come away with fewer books than you went in with!

■■Northumbria Cottages

(01665 830 783, northumbria-cottages. co.uk) has three-night stays at The Watchtower in Alnmouth (sleeps two) from £221. Single rail fares from London to Alnmouth start at £16 (03457 225 225, eastcoast.co.uk).

postcard from… the north cape

Magerøya, the extreme north of Europe

On the island of Magerøya in Norway, a cliff 1,000 feet high juts into the sea. It’s not the northernmost tip of Europe, but it’s the most northerly accessible tip—with an imposing globe sculpture signposting where the Arctic and Atlantic oceans meet.

Only the island of Svalbard separates you from the North Pole.

Visit in summer for unbroken views of the midnight sun. A landscape of parks, fjords and forest, Lapland at this time of year is yours to enjoy— snow-free. For a few months, it’s a playground for outdoor pursuits such as cycling, fishing and canoeing, with no shortage of daylight hours during which to enjoy its charms.

■■discover the world has a 14night self-drive trip through Finland’s lakes and forests to northern Norway and the North Cape. Above the Arctic Circle starts at £1,630pp, including flights, 14 nights’ b&b and car hire (01737 214 291, discover-the-world.co.uk).

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Things to Do This Month Go Now

Hallstatt in the Austrian Lake District

You don’t need to head to scandinavia for beautiful fjord

scenery. Sherpa’s new self-guided walking tour of the Austrian Lake District launches this month. Don your walking boots and prepare for gentle lakeside hikes and panoramic yomps into the peaks—backdrop courtesy of the green and pleasant Hoher Dachstein range. Stay at different hotels along the way with a choice of routes each day. From £660 (020 8577 2717, sherpa-walking-holidays.co.uk).

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The team behind London Cocktail Week

From the end of this month, there

launches London Wine Week from June 2–8. Buy a £10 wristband to qualify for a pocketsized guidebook and discounted tipples around the capital. Alongside an impressive roll-call of participating restaurants, wine merchants will be organising events such as masterclasses and meet-the-maker sessions, plus offering discounts to wristband wearers (londonwineweek.com).

will be direct flights from the UK to the Colombian capital Bogotá —Avianca will fly four times a week from Heathrow. Tour operators include Chameleon Worldwide, which has nine itineraries to choose from.

Its Highlights tour takes in the capital, the seaside city of Cartagena and the coastline around Tayrona. From £2,220pp including flights (01962 737 647, chameleonworldwide.co.uk).

website of the month thehotelguru.com Founded by journalist Fiona Duncan and hotel-guide

series editor Leonie Glass, this site can help you find a hotel by destination or by type (spa, ski, family-friendly, etc), covers the UK, Europe, North Africa and more. There are inspiring round-ups for UK cities and an offers page, pooling seasonal deals. For tailored advice, use their Ask the Guru service: the team will transform your getaway wishlist into a personalised hotel shortlist.

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Jersey brims with unforgettable places waiting to be explored. Tranquil places like Elizabeth Castle, perched on a rocky islet in St Aubin’s Bay, the island’s defence for over 400 years. Magnificently preserved places like Mont Orgueil Castle and mysterious places like Neolithic La Hougue Bie, one of Europe’s finest ‘passage graves’. Thought-provoking places such as the award-winning Jersey War Tunnels, which tells the story of the five-year German Occupation and the ever-present remains of coastal fortifications built by Hitler as part of his ‘Atlantic Wall’. Add a mild climate, easy travel by air or sea from the UK and great-value offers, and you’ve discovered Jersey.

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Small Pension Pots: What You Can Do With Your Cash Still wondering what to do with your pension after the Budget? Here are the rules for this year By jas m i n e b i r t l e s

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Jasmine is a personal finance writer and the founder of moneymagpie. com

pension pots under £10,000. If you’re over 60 and you have some pension pots that are each worth less than £10,000, you can take the money out as a cash lump sum. It doesn’t matter how much you’ve got overall in pension savings, if you’ve got a few pensions with a few thousand pounds in them, you can empty them and put the money into something more sensible.

The Government is also increasing the number of personal pension pots you can access—to three, plus one occupational pension. So in total the most you can take out is £40,000 in one year.

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if you have a pension pot under £30,000. If you’re under 60 and have a

pension pot under £30,000, or if you’re over 60 and your TOTAL pension savings are worth less than £30,000— whether that’s in one pension or lots of smaller ones—you can now take ALL of that out as a lump sum.

A quarter of it will be tax-free, but the rest will be taxed (probably at 20%, but it depends how much other cash you’ve made in that tax year).

To do that you must contact your various pension administrators and fill in an application to withdraw your savings, which will include a disclaimer that states your total pension wealth is below £30,000 (apart from the £40,000 in little pots).

You need to be very careful that you don’t have pensions elsewhere that you’ve forgotten about or that may be worth more than you think. If you say your pensions are worth less than £30,000 and it turns out they’re worth more, your money will be treated as an “unauthorised payment” by HMRC and you’ll get a 55% charge.

If you’re in any way unsure, speak to an independent financial adviser (one that you pay) to find out what the situation is.

If you want to do a “capped drawdown”. This is where you take

lumps of cash out of your pension each year on top of, or instead of, actual pension payments. If this idea appeals, you’ll be able to take more out under

the new rules. Instead of only being allowed to take out 120% of the Government rate, it’s now 150%.

Usually drawdown is only available to those who have pots of at least £50,000, but already companies are starting to change their rules to allow people to dip into their pension cash using capped drawdown.

To do this, talk to your pension providers and a financial adviser.

If you want a “flexible drawdown”. You’ll only need

£12,000 of secured pension income from other sources (such as your state pension or an annuity from elsewhere) to make unlimited withdrawals through what’s called “flexible drawdown”.

What will happen in April next year? Anyone over 55 will be able to

take the whole of their pension out if they want (although remember that there are tax implications if you take a lot of cash out in one go).

So this means that if you have a £100,000 pension you could take £25,000 tax-free and then withdraw the other £75,000 to do what you like with it (after paying tax on it).

But you will be able to take the money in bits over a few years so that you pay less tax. You will still be able to buy an annuity if you want. In fact, it might be a good idea to consider one later in life, say, when you’re over 80, as an annuity can be useful then.

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Get a Home for Free

Although the housing market’s under pressure, you can still get jobs that come with somewhere to live.

■■Charity Fundraiser The charity

Wesser provides all its fundraisers with shared accommodation, a commission-based paypacket and incentives throughout the year. The homes are usually fully furnished in safe areas. You can expect to earn about £1,500 a month. Visit wesser.co.uk.

■■Hotel jobs Large and small hotels offer accommodation with certain jobs, particularly in management. A range of agencies specialise in hotel work. Take a look at caterer.com to see jobs in hotels and b&bs with accommodation.

■■Carer Some caring positions are live-in. You can often expect a bedroom with bedding and food provided. The average salary of a carer is around £16,600. Try carehome.co.uk.

■■Nanny Live-in nannies earn an average of £20,500 a year and for some this is in addition to a gym membership and a car for personal use. Try an agency such as topnotchnannies.co.uk to find a job with good accommodation.

■■House Sitting As a house sitter you live, short-term, in an empty home and benefit from a low rent of around £250 a month. Utility bills are usually covered. Two good house sitting sites are Ad Hoc and Mind My House.

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Make Money from Fashion The recent interest in vintage clothing —even Hollywood actresses are wearing vintage on the red carpet— means you can cash in by collecting vintage clothes, shoes and jewellery:

Think strategically Most people start by collecting clothes from a favourite designer or decade. (Anything between the 1920s and 1980s qualifies as vintage.) You can either gather what’s already vintage or try to get new pieces that will become vintage. Items produced in limited quantities that are in good condition will hold or increase their value. Historical context will also add value. Dig around in fashion archives

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and read up on fashion history to see what trends were popular. Be discerning when buying, however.

Mypoupette.com can offer advice if you believe your item may be a fake.

Start small Sample sales are a brilliant way to pick up discounted stock. A sample sale is when a fashion house or designer has unwanted stock from a previous season that needs to be shifted. Try designersales.co.uk.

Accessories These are increasing in value. Vintage handbags are valuable because of the leather used. Names to look out for are Vuitton, Chanel and Hermès.

Six out of the top ten most expensive fashion-related items sold on eBay in 2010 were Hermès Birkin bags.

Designer silk scarves are big bucks too, although they are harder to find.

You can also even make money from couture and fashion memorabilia if it’s classy enough.

Selling your collection It’s a good idea to get your stuff valued if you want to sell it. Valuations are free with Kerry Taylor Auctions in London although they’re by appointment only. Auction bidders will be serious collectors with deep pockets who compete with each other, and museums with large budgets also look for good-quality clothes at auctions.

the one thing you must do this month …is get into swapping surplus food, seeds and cuttings. Lots of people with gardens and orchards will already have some fresh produce they can’t eat themselves—maybe you do too—so if you don’t already sell, give or swap with your neighbours, start something in your area so that you can all benefit.

Also, join an organisation like localfoodnetwork.org.uk, which keeps food producers in touch to swap and share excess produce and holds courses on how to pick food for free in the hedgerows!

jargon buster Investment bank: These banks specialise in large and complex financial transactions such as underwriting, helping investors buy shares, overseeing mergers and acting as a broker and/or financial adviser for big companies that invest.

this month’s bargain Do you love cheese or know someone who does?

Pongcheese.co.uk is offering you 10% off any of their delicious cheese selections with the code PONGSAVE10. The offer runs until December 31 and the code has one use per customer.

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Easy recipes you can cook in thirty minutes

the temperature's rising,

so it's time to pack your picnic basket and head outdoors for an alfresco feast. This easy-to-make salad works brilliantly on its own or with chicken or game, so it will make a perfect addition to your spread. Prepare it in advance to let the sweet flavours of the grape, orange and raisins mingle with the earthiness of the rice SERVES 4–6

175g American easy-cook wild rice and long grain mixture • Salt • 250g cucumber • 250g Florence fennel • 6 spring onions • 125g seedless ruby grapes • 50g skinned hazelnuts • 25g raisins • 1 orange For the dressing: 3 sprigs chervil • 2 sprigs each of tarragon and parsley • 6tbs hazelnut or walnut oil • 1tbs white wine vinegar • Salt and black pepper • 4–6 sprigs tarragon (to garnish) 114

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1. Bring 425ml of water to the boil, add the rice and a little salt, cover and simmer for 18–20 minutes, or until the rice is cooked and all the water is absorbed.

2. Meanwhile, rinse and dry the cucumber, fennel, spring onions and grapes. Finely dice the cucumber; trim and thinly slice the fennel and spring onions and halve the grapes. Place in a salad bowl. Chop the hazelnuts and add along with the raisins.

3. Wash any wax from the orange and grate the rind into the salad.

4. To make the herb dressing, squeeze 3tbs of juice from the orange and pour into a small bowl. Rinse, dry and finely chop the herbs and add to the juice with the oil and vinegar.

Whisk together, then season to taste.

5. Drain the cooked rice and rinse it briefly under a cold tap. Drain well, mix into the salad vegetables and pour the dressing over. Garnish with sprigs of tarragon.

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Wild rice and fennel salad

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Off with their heads!

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A friend of mine was criticising the number of dead flowers in my garden the other day. I often don’t have time for “deadheading”, so is it that important?

Yes it is! Promptly snipping off fading or dead flowers does two things: it gets rid of insipid colours that detract from the overall display, and it ensures that plants channel their energy into creating more beautiful flowers instead of developing seed heads.

After cutting growth back, give the plants a thorough watering and a light application of plant food, such as a dilute liquid feed. This will stimulate new growth and plenty of flowers.

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Garden shears for hand trimming come in lightweight and heavy-duty models. Choose light ones for a softstemmed hedge, but use a heavier model for thicker growth. Shears with telescopic handles give extra long reach for tall hedges.

Hedge trimmers come in a range of sizes and are powered by petrol or electricity. For safety, use a circuit breaker, or residual current device (RCD), when operating an electric hedge trimmer from the mains. Wear protective clothing and don’t work in wet conditions.

Rechargeable battery-powered trimmers are safer.

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Is this is a good time to tackle bindweed? If so, how should I go about it?

It’s always best to tackle this and other tenacious perennial weeds before they flower and seed. The weedkiller glyphosate is the most effective, but since it kills any growth it touches, start by training the bindweed away from the host climber by sticking bamboo canes into the ground up which the weed can grow.

Then slip the growth off the canes and apply the glyphosate within a polythene bag to prevent it from coming into contact with other plants.

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My garden isn’t exactly a sun trap, so how can I ensure that my bulbs thrive in the shade?

Although most bulbs prefer to grow in full sun, some kinds are unaffected by, and even appreciate, the shade cast by deciduous trees and hedges. Other bulbs grow happily anywhere, but their flowers often last longer out of bright sunshine.

Before planting, enrich the top few centimetres of soil with moistureretentive organic material such as garden compost or leaf mould. To relieve dense shade, thin branches unobtrusively to admit extra light and rain. And check your varieties— not all bulbs will perform well in shady or woodland conditions.

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checklist June Keep a look out for pests and diseases, including slugs and snails, aphids, vine weevil grubs— which attack the roots of containergrown plants—and fungal problems such as mildew.

Clear exhausted spring bedding.

Weed and lightly fork the soil, and rake in a dressing of fertiliser.

The bed is then ready for planting.

Sow bluebells, and other bulbs that grow well from seed, in trays in a nursery bed.

reader’s tip These small plastic mint boxes, which come in a couple of different sizes, are very handy containers for storing and dispensing seeds.

Many thanks to Fay Amstutz of Hertfordshire for sending this in.

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BY OLLY MANN

Olly is a technology expert, BBC5 Live presenter and Answer Me This! podcaster

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I’ve tested a lot of Android smartphones, but the M8 is the first I’ve actually traded in my iPhone for. The software isn’t as intuitive, but the hardware design is superb, from the aluminium cladding to the in-built speakers.

The double-lensed camera takes superb snaps in low light, and allows you to adjust the focus even after photos are taken. The MicroSD card slot gives up to an additional 128GB storage, and HTC’s BlinkFeed app collates all your social and news feeds into one destination. Beat that, Apple!

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I suspect authentic Japanese chefs will view this gadget with the same disgust as Italians view stuffed-crust pizza, but can you think of a more fun way to make sushi than with a giant gun?

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Four friends who refuse to grow old gracefully and a new take on the classic revenge novel

June fiction

By James Walton

The Time of Their Lives

James writes and presents the BBC Radio 4 literary quiz The Write Stuff

by Maeve Haran (Pan, £7.99; ebook, £5.99) Claudia, Ella, Sal and Laura have been friends and drinking buddies since university. These days— rather to their surprise—they all find themselves in their early sixties. Occasionally, they feel a bit shamefaced about their possibly dated tastes (“The height of fashion in 1969, cheese plants were as quaint as aspidistras now”), but one thing they don’t feel is old—and certainly not in the way of the sixtysomethings they remember from their youth.

In 1991, Maeve Haran scored a bestseller with Having It All, one of the first novels to acknowledge the problems of juggling a career and motherhood. Here, she seems likely to strike a similar chord with the over-60s. Between them, the four leads face most of the issues of their generation, such as widowhood, unexpected divorce, ill parents and annoying sons-in-law.

Yet Haran is far too skilful a story-teller for the book to read like an exercise in box-ticking. The characters’ own liveliness is reflected in a warm and often funny page-turner that strikes just the right balance between melancholy and defiance.

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2. One of his poems, containing the phrase “those two impostors”, is regularly voted the nation’s favourite.

3. The film The Jungle Book is based on one of his children’s books.

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by Harriet Lane (Weidenfeld & Nicolson, £12.99; ebook, £6.99) Harriet Lane’s first novel Alys, Always was widely praised for combining sharply observed everyday life with something a lot more sinister. Her second now pulls off the same trick with equal aplomb.

The joint narrators, taking alternate chapters, are two women at different stages of parenthood. Emma, who used to work in TV, is hunkered down with two kids under five, and trying hard not to resent the narrowness of her life. Nina is married to a wealthy architect, doing well as an artist but with a 17-year-old daughter who’s drifting away from her. When the two meet by chance, Emma soon finds Nina remarkably helpful.

But what Emma doesn’t realise is they met as teenagers—when she spent a holiday in Nina’s Kent village and her glamour and self-assurance had an impact that she didn’t even notice, but that Nina has neither forgotten nor forgiven. And so, in a neat twist on the usual novels of revenge, it’s the more outwardly successful character who wants to get even, and poor Emma who has no idea how dangerous her new friendship is. The result is a novel that becomes increasingly—and at times excruciatingly—tense as it approaches its devastating final chapter.

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The penalty shoot-out is every England football fan’s nightmare. But how do you score from 12 yards?

Dissecting the Penalty Kick

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Most football fans

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They’ve also become such a crucial part of every The England team endure yet another shoot-out, World Cup that, with the against Portugal at the 2006 World Cup next one starting in Brazil this month, the publication of Twelve do you score—or save—from 12 Yards is particularly well timed. In yards?” Yet the longer the book goes theory, the book is about penalties in on, the less simple this question feels. general—but, inevitably, it’s the big Penalties are a test of nerve as well shoot-outs that dominate. as technique—and Lyttleton explores As Ben Lyttleton puts it, his aim both from every conceivable angle: is “to solve a simple question: how historical, anecdotal, scientific, psychological and statistical. Twelve Yards sifts through a vast amount of Twelve Yards: research into all aspects of kicking a the Art and football from the penalty spot to the Psychology of the goal. We learn, for example, that 78 Perfect Penalty per cent of all penalties are successful;

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even that if a player celebrates properly when he scores in a shootout, his team is “82 per cent more likely to win”.

But what really makes this such a vivid read is that Lyttleton appears to have spoken to everybody who’s ever taken part in a penalty shoot-out of any significance. As a result, he serves up an almost endless series of terrific set-pieces—even if some of them will appeal only to the more masochistic of England fans.

Take this passage, where Lyttleton talks to the man he reckons “has contributed most to England having the worst record from penalty shootouts of any country in international football”. Ricardo was Portugal’s goalkeeper in two of England’s many shoot-out defeats: the first in the 2004 European Championships; the second in the quarter-finals of the 2006 World Cup…

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‘I knew Lampard would be first,’ said Ricardo. ‘I said

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him walk towards me, man, I could same reaction. ‘I saw Ferdinand and see his face. He didn’t want to look Gerrard and they went, Pfffff… Their at me! I saw that face, all their faces, heads went down, and I knew we had when they came towards me. They the advantage. I saw them deflate.’ look at me like they’re saying, ‘Oh my Whenever it was Portugal’s turn to God, oh my God!’ kick, Ricardo would Gerrard struck his look away from goal penalty hard, but and directly at the “I saw all their nowhere near enough crowd. ‘I could see faces when they to the post. ‘That one one or two Portuguese came towards me. was my best save,’ fans, but everywhere They look at me said Ricardo… else was English, all [After Portugal in white shirts. The like they’re saying, scored their next one] whole crowd were ‘Oh my God!’ ” Jamie Carragher was nervous. I could see next for England. He they were thinking, spotted the ball, turned away and Not again. That was another started his run-up. The referee hadn’t advantage for me: it may be a little blown his whistle, and two steps thing, but these little things can before Carragher reached the ball make a big difference’… he blew twice to signify the kick [After two kicks each, it was onewouldn’t count. Carragher kept on all and] Hugo Viana, up next for going and struck an excellent penalty Portugal, hit the outside of the post. that Ricardo watched go past him.

Gerrard had the chance to put ‘I knew the referee hadn’t blown England ahead. ‘I’m behind my goalso I just put my hands out and went, line,’ said Ricardo, ‘I’m not rushing.

“Wait, wait.” The referee smiled at No time-wasting, no talking. I don’t him and said, “Wait for my whistle.” need to go to Gerrard and say, “Hey, I looked at Carragher then and the you’re going to miss.” If I’m doing guy’s mind was screwed.’ that, I wouldn’t be focusing on what Would Carragher go the same I need to do. I watch him, I study him, way? ‘I felt he was going to change I read his behaviour. But when I see his mind,’ said Ricardo. He was right: Carragher switched sides and the and the NAME of THE AUTHOR is… goalkeeper pushed the ball onto the Rudyard Kipling. (The crossbar. Portugal were 2–1 up, and poem is “If—”, with only needed to score the next Triumph and Disaster to win. as the two impostors.) …Which, of course, they did.

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This is one of the most moving books I’ve ever read. Written in the first person, it tells the fictional story of Chiyo, a geisha working in Kyoto before and after the Second World War. It made me think about relationships, love and Japanese culture. The fact that it’s written by a man is extraordinary because the insight into women’s minds and emotions is profound. I understood how Chiyo and the women who were jealous of her wit and charm felt as clearly as if I were living among them.

Before I Go To Sleep

By S J Watson

I’ve recommended this book to all my friends. Chrissie develops a form of amnesia that means she can only store memories for 24 hours. She writes a journal every day that is a link to her past. It becomes apparent that

the people around her may not be who they seem so the book is a gripping psychological thriller. What kind of life would we lead if we had to start anew every day? Without memory we’d never judge people— would that be a good or bad thing?

Is there a way of really finding out the truth about people? The book raises all sorts of questions that ask us to consider how we live our lives.

Delia Smith’s Complete Illustrated Cookery Course This book inspired me to write my first cookbook. It’s the bible of all cookery. I admire the detail in her instructions, which makes all the difference to the success of a recipe—how close something should be under the grill for example. It leaves little margin for error.

She’s the one cook you can really trust.

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“It’s a battle of wills—I’m refusing to do anything funny for his YouTube page”

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My parents got my daughter a goldfish. We were discussing

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Word Power Current events often dictate which words are looked up in online dictionaries. Here are some terms that people have frequently searched for within the past year. See the next page for answers.

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1. wonk (‘wonk) n—

A: nerdy expert. B: abject failure.

C: double agent.

9. moniker (‘moh-nih-ker) n— A: milestone. B: nickname.

C: stand-up comic.

2. furlough (‘fur-loh) n— A: temporary leave of absence.

B: long-distance trek. C: a type of militia.

10. curmudgeon (ker-’muh-jen)

3. acerbic (a-’ser-bik) adj—

A: restore to harmony. B: banish.

C: put to extended use.

A: top secret. B: growing in a desert. C: sarcastic.

4. clemency (‘kle-men-see) n—

n.—A: dog breeder. B: grouch.

C: knockout punch.

11. reconcile (‘re-kon-siyl) v—

12. filibuster (‘fi-lih-bus-ter) v—

A: petty crime. B: leniency.

C: election of a pope.

A: meddle. B: round up allies.

C: use tactics to delay or prevent an action.

5. vacuous (‘va-kyoo-us) adj— A: in recess. B: empty-headed.

C: irresistible.

13. capricious (ka-’prih-shus) adj—A: fickle. B: wearing a hat.

C: forming an island.

6. austerity (aw-’ster-ih-tee) n— A: heat wave. B: strict economising.

C: bitter disagreement.

14. ignominious (ig-no-’mi-nee-us) adj—A: disgraceful. B: lacking knowledge. C: using a false name.

7. cornucopia (kor-nuh-’koh-

15. indemnify (in-’dem-nih-fiy)

pee-uh) n—A: trite comedy.

B: abundance. C: fantastic dream.

v—A: curse. B: imprison. C: pay for damages.

8. bellicose (‘be-lih-kohse) adj—

A: melodic. B: potbellied.

C: warlike.

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Answers 1. wonk—[A] nerdy expert. “A known computer wonk, John was recruited by a venerable tech company.”

2. furlough—[A] temporary leave of

absence, especially from the military.

“The colonel gave his troops a furlough of two weeks.”

3. acerbic—[C] sarcastic. “On most news shows, there’s more acerbic chitchat than insightful analysis.”

4. clemency—[B] leniency. “Bobby’s lawyer asked the judge for clemency even though her client had been convicted of stealing billions.”

5. vacuous—[B] empty-headed. “As Joy gave her report on cryptozoology, she noticed a lot of vacuous stares.”

Matthew, how did you get the moniker Mr Excitement?”

10. curmudgeon—[B] grouch. “In 12 years, that curmudgeon down the hall has never said hello.”

11. reconcile—[A] restore to harmony.

“The Hatfields and Smiths decided to end their bitter feud and reconcile.”

12. filibuster—[C] use tactics to delay or prevent an action. “To block the passage of the Bill, the MP was prepared to filibuster for hours.”

13. capricious—[A] fickle. “Nothing is more capricious than the weather in this country.”

14. ignominious—[A] disgraceful.

“This year, Manchester United have struggled with a number of ignominious losses.”

6. austerity—[B] strict economising.

“After she lost her well-paid job, Ann was forced to practise austerity.”

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We see hubris in the story of the Titanic—built with excessive grandeur and lost on her maiden voyage— and in Dr Frankenstein, who presumed to create life.

Hubris is foolish pride that leads to a fall.

15. indemnify— [C] pay for damages. “ ‘Somebody has to indemnify me for this broken window,’ the teacher told Dennis the Menace.”

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There’s something wrong with one of these dice. Can you spot which one?

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1 Desert animal (5) 2 Worry (4) 3 Gaze (4) 4 Convenient (5) 7 Food dressing (5) 8 Flaw (5) 9 Musical instrument (5) 11 Smell (5) 12 Lawful (5) 14 Expensive (4) 15 Rubbish heap (4)

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passed away last night,” the receptionist answered.

“Is Mr Smith there?” repeated the client.

The receptionist was perplexed.

“Perhaps you didn’t understand me.

Mr Smith passed away last night.”

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“Is Mr Smith there?” asked the client again.

“Madam, do you understand what I’m saying?” said the exasperated receptionist. “Mr Smith is DEAD!” “I understand you perfectly,” replied the client, sighing happily.

“I just can’t hear it often enough.”

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my ears were burning the other day. People were talking

about me. In particular, about how I’d forgotten to put sunblock on my ears. comedian dave gorman

There was a zoo worker

who was in charge of the exotic parrots. He wouldn’t follow management instruction on their care, preferring instead to do it his way. Eventually, he was banned from working with them.

He’s now known as the rebel without macaws.

Ger O’Sullivan, C o r k , Ir e l a n d

a group of racehorses are

chatting in the stables when one starts to boast of his track record.

“Out of my last 15 races, I’ve won eight!” he says proudly.

“That’s nothing—I’ve won 19 of my last 27,” says another.

“Oh, that’s good,” replies an older horse. “But out of my last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”

At this point, the racehorses notice that a greyhound has been sitting

accidental partridge Twitter account @AccidentalP tracks the silly utterances of broadcasters and celebrities, and lets you imagine them in the voice of Alan Partridge, Norfolk’s favourite fictional DJ. @theJeremyVine Today we ask: have you ever walked through a plate-glass window? @ChrisChibnall So delighted by this cup of tea and biscuit, I just googled “Who invented the custard cream?” @RodneyMarsh10 Only one word to describe Chelsea v Man City: absolutely mouthwatering. @OxfordStreetW1 Battle of the beverage chaud. A colleague offers you a drink—do you opt for coffee or tea? @MrAllanMiller Didn’t win World Stone Skimming Championships but my stance was textbook. @achrisevans Maybe the best ham sandwich I’ve ever had, and I’ve had some absolute corkers. @LeeRoden89 Jet from Gladiators. Still got it. @Ed_DawesBBC Coming up on Drive: a parrot that sings “We hate Forest!”

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laugh!

“sarcasm will get

you nowhere in life,” my boss told me.

“Well, it got me to the International Sarcasm finals in Santiago, Chile, in 2009,” I informed him.

“Really?” he asked.

“No,” I replied.

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i’m going to get a

“I love your hat. One question: how did you put it on?”

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I’ve just read george orwell’s

Nineteen Eighty-Four. It’s nothing like I remember it. No mention of Torvill and Dean winning gold or the Bucks Fizz coach crash. Disappointing. comedian jack dee

comedian Dave Green

I walked into a fish ’n’ chip

shop today.

“I don’t have any fish already cooked, and I’m out of cod, plaice, haddock and scampi,” said the bloke behind the counter.

“Better get your skates on then,” I replied. seen at 9Gag.com What do you call ten rabbits

marching backwards?

A receding hare line.

Vanessa Smith, Mo l d , F l i n t s h i r e

i was stealing things in the

My wife says she’s divorcing

supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was eventually charged with shoplifting on two counts.

me because of my obsession with television dramas.

But will she really leave me?

Find out next week!

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silently in the corner, listening into the conversation.

“Excuse me, gentlemen, but out of my last 72 races, I’ve won 70 of them,” says the greyhound smugly.

“Oh my God!” exclaims one of the horses. “A talking dog!”

park bench dedicated to me when I die. But before I do, I’m going to change my name to Wet Paint.

Reader’s Digest

It’s official: the worst jokes ever We’ve all groaned at unfunny gags, but rinkworks.com has compiled an archive of the really bad: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

What caused the airline to go bankrupt? Runway inflation.

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What’s a frog’s favourite drink?

Croaka Cola.

What does a wicked chicken lay?

Devilled eggs.

She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.

What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? “Breathe, you idiot! BREATHE!”

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