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Contents April 2011

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FRONT COVER PHOTOGRAPH BY IAN JONES, RETOUCHING BY BENEDICT CAMPBELL/DEBUT ART

34 Reasons to be Cheerful, Part 5 James Brown gives up the trappings of modern life in the wilds of Canada

76 21st-Century Amazons How one Brazilian tribe turned to new technology to save their land

ROYAL SPECIAL

86 I Remember Marianne Faithfull on songs, the Sixties and the Stones 92 RD Special Report on Diabetes

38 An Insider's Guide What does

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We expose the scandal of how diabetics are cared for in our hospitals

it take to make a royal wedding?

Five experts share their secrets

100 Survival of the Nicest If you thought evolution was all about dog eat dog, it's time for a bit of a rethink...

48 Life Through the Lens The inside story from our photographer in the royal press pack

106 Remembrance of Things Past

54 My Royal Appointment There's only one question to ask anyone who's met William or Kate: what are they reallylike?

114 Sink or Swim When troublesome

62 A Very Private Affair Exclusive Ex-royal correspondent Tom Bradby gives his views on phone hacking, the happy couple and the press

The Maunsell Sea Forts and other desolate but beautiful scenes of urban decay teenagers get sent out to sea...

122 Mother of Invention Networker Carole Stone on her mum's legacy 126 Busting the Bogus Bankrupts Cracking down on those who plead poverty —while hidingtheir assets What's this man aiming to do—

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With just their 2,000 closest friends and family being invited to the wedding it was always a bit of a long shot that a Royal Invite would land on my mat.

Never mind—if you aren't one of the chosen few either (be strong), then we've got the next best thing foryou. We've tracked down some of the top names who've had remarkable access to the Royal Family—from carriage drivers, florists and photographers to documentary makers, biographers and even Brownie leaders!—and asked them for their unique insights into what goes on behind the scenes of a Royal wedding and how William and Kate are likely to cope with it all.

Particularly thought-provoking is a piece

by Tom Bradby—see page 62—on thei r future life in the media spotlight. Our Royal Wedding special starts on page 38.

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I just can't understand why people who normally seem so careful with their litter treat chewing gum differently.

But the actions of a careless few needn't reflect poorly on the rest of us.

After all, a bit of gum can be

jolly useful, especially if you're out and about and have had a bite to eat.

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Have your say LETTER OF THE MONTH

Take your seats I agree with Sophie Radice in "Don't Park That Here" that memorial benches can spoil a good walk. Strolling back from the beach in Paignton last summer, we saw benches everyfewyards—the day was clouded bythe reminder of so many deaths.

When my mother died, my daughter "bought" a seat in our local theatre. It has a small plaque on the back dedicated to my mum, and I always try to book this seat when I go there. My father also passed away this January, so I hope to get a plaque for him on the adjacent seat.

The theatre gains extra revenue, but, more important to me, my parents are still where they always were: among the fun and laughter of everyday life.

Heather Elford, Barnstaple, Devon Despite being physically impaired, I love to get out and about—but I have to rest at frequent intervals. As public bodies are facing budget cuts, providing benches in parks must be low on their list of priorities, so it has to be a bonus when benches are supplied by private individuals.

I'm sure Sophie doesn't mean to exclude people from enjoyingwhat our country has to offer, but not all of us are fit and healthy!

Pam ALLott, Blackburn

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Strolling back from the beach, we saw benches every few yards When I got married, I told my husband that I wanted a bench rather than a wedding ring. I chose a spot on Penton Hook Island in Staines, a place with many happy memories.

The fact that I wasn't dead didn't please the Environment Agency, but, in exchange for a donation, they agreed to an inscription.

It reads, "This seat celebrates the love of Jacqui Thake and Tom Hendry. May all who sit here be touched by it."

Jacqui Thake, Staines, Surrey

Things that go bump

Reading Alex Kingston's account of her supernatural experiences, "There's a Ghost in my Christine Price House", Working in London RD Is the perfect size for the morning commute. I reminded me really enjoy the mix of topics and the fact that I can just dip into it whenever I have a few minutes. of the time a mr/ READER'S DIGEST • APRIL '11

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AR EAL PA R i S

"Love like a violin: the music may stop now and then, but the strings last for ever"

group of us experimented with a Ouija board. To pre-empt the accusation that we were pushingthe glass, we removed our fingers one at atime, leaving just one of us touching the glass. When it eventually stopped, the letters appeared to spell out a foreign name. she caught the familiar whiff of his Senior My mother is German, so I showed her Service cigarettes and felt his presence, she the name and asked if it meant anything to was reassured. Indeed, she often discussed her. She said it was my great grandfather's problems with him, such as whether the name and asked how I'd come by it. This chimney needed sweeping or how much was spooky—I'd never known my great to donate to a favourite charity. grandfather and I wasn't near the glass Senility, imagination or wishful when it spelled out his name. It £L Make money thinking are not words usually seems there are more questions by writing in! £50 used to describe my aunt. For than answers in this life. for the letter of the her, my uncle was a real and David Strudwick, month, £30 for all comforting part of life.

Woking, Surrey others. See page Margaret Vasconcelos, 4 for details Porto, Portugal Like Alex Kingston, my great aunt believed in ghosts. When she moved into a bungalow after the death of her I well remember the "Love is..." cartoons husband, the strange night-time creaks that James Brown mentions in "Reasons and cracks scared her at first. But once To Be Cheerful". At the time I thought they were corny, but now I think they had a point. If I were to sum up what "love is" nowadays, I'd recall the following: "Love is like a violin. The music may stop every now and then, but the strings remain for ever."

Dannii Truby, Barnet, Hertfordshire

What is love?

Give a wave "It might be time to disband this mother and baby group..."

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Sarah Millican said in "If I Ruled the World" that she'd "bring back waving in cars".

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I couldn't agree more—when we moved to Torquay from the Midlands sixyears ago, we couldn't get over the number of drivers who waved in appreciation of courtesy.

If only it happened elsewhere!

Can I suggest that Sarah pays a visit to our neck of the woods if she misses good manners?

Peter du Feu, Torquay, Devon

Animal assault While it's great that baby orangutans in Borneo are being looked after and helped back into the wild ("My Family and Other Orangutans"), it's a shame that a dedicated orphanage for them needs to exist in the first place. When will we learn that our greed for palm oil, which destroys their habitats, will end up destroying the planet?

Owen Hollifield, Caerphilly Clarifications: In "How One Small Yacht Took on Israel's Navy" (March), the phrase "the so-called diaspora" was used to refer to the worldwide community of Jews. This alludes to a wider debate to which attention was drawn by the yacht's captain, British activist Glyn Secker, but which was not included in the article. It should have read simply "the diaspora". Without

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• Guernsey resident Kevin Brown, 52, is the latest lucky winner of £5,000 in our monthly prize draw.

Kevin, who is married with four grown-up children and plays bass in a local band, says, "Our regular summer holiday in France this year will include one or two nice meals and some vintage wine." Also, he jokes, the sum involved is "enough to warrant scanning the cheque and framing the copy". >> Visit readers digest.co.uk/ prize-draw or read more at readersdigest. co.uk/rdprize drawblog. Follow us on Twitter at PrizeDrawNicki

this context it appears derogatory, which was neither Mr Secker's intention nor ours.

Also, in our April feature "Mile-High Club", we incorrectly identified Tim Smit, founder of the Eden Project, as Tom Smit.

Many apologies for the error. •

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Winnie the Pooh.

Tigger, Rabbit, Owl and the eponymous bear reunite for the latest big-screen Pooh adventure. The story takes place over one day in Hundred Acre Wood and involves a contest to find Eeyore a new tail. The animation stays true to past films—with no iffy 3D. A rich, irrepressible charmer with an almost bionic eye for the ladies?

Sounds familiar territory for Russell Brand, but in this remake of the 1981 Dudley Moore classic Arthur, he's actually acting. Ultimately, our hero has to give up his philandering to choose between the girl he loves and an arranged marriage to secure his fortune.

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THAT WEDDING Blanket coverage of the royal nuptials won't be for everyone. Butyou can avoid it without leaving Britain.

• Hike to Knoydart. The remote Scottish peninsula (below) is unreachable by road.A16-mile trek to get

to the village of Inverie is not for the faint-hearted, but there is a pub atthe end of it!

• Go on a Buddhist retreat.

The London Buddhist Centre's "The Attack of Mara Spring Retreat" (April 23-May 2) takes place deep in rural Suffolk. Get afresh perspective on life far away from TVs and crowds.

• Spend two weeks (Apri116-May 2) in Sheffield's Crucible Theatre watching frame after frame of the World Snooker Championship.

• Live at Leeds 2011 (April 29 -May 1) features bands including Glasvegas and the distinctly un-regal sounding Pulled Apart By Horses.

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LISTEN Radio 2's Stuart Maconie's pick of the recent music releases Build a Rocket Boys! by Elbow Think Radiohead with Northern soul.

Elbow's slow-but-steady rise from the back bar of the Corner Pin pub in Stubbins — elbow to the stadiums of the world has restored one's faith in the maxim "talent will out". This new album is not cynically packed with arm-waving anthems but it's simply bursting with imagination, ideas, stunning melodies and, at the heart of each song, Guy Garvey's muscular, poetic lyrics. Fabulous.

Credo by Human League Think that Hovis ad: as good today as they've n always been. After the return of OMD and other of their one-finger synthprodding peers, make way for the best of them all. Human League began as a dark art project and suddenly, brilliantly (thanks to the acquisition of two schoolgirls found dancing at the Crazy Daisy disco) became global stars. This new record is still imbued with both art-school cool and hen-night fun.

A Dog's Life by The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band Think Monty Python: The Musical. They invented the phrase Cool Britannia and, in "The Intro and the Outro", made one of the few really funny pop records. This three-CD set features all that the Bonzos (now touring with guest vocalists like Phill Jupitus) ever did— for the most part, it still raises the spirits and a chuckle.

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It's World Heritage Day on April 18—time to check out some unusual buildings given listed status in the last year.

Shakespeare Centre, Stratford-upon-Avon. At first blush, it looks like a Sixties office block, but the Bardthemed library and archive has "attractive embellishments", according to minister for tourism and heritage John Penrose.

Dunboyne Road estate, north London. A cut above the usual council housing.

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Milton Keynes shopping centre.

Its director reportedly called it "nondescript and characterless" but the Seventies architecture is considered important.

Ben Cruachan dam and power station, Argyll.

The turbines of this modern power station are buried inside a mountain.

WANT THE If you reckon your flat-screen 3D TV is cutting edge, some of the new domestic technology at Grand Designs London Live (Excel, April 30-May 8) may force a rethink.

Cybertecture Mirror (right). As well as allowingyou to check your hair is straight, the reflective screen enablesyou to access the internet, watch films and follow exercise routines.

Smart Hydra Bath. Digital controls run water to your exact desired temperature and depth.

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TIME TO...

If you're a little bit jaded with playing daft jokes on your friends, this April Fool's Day (and the rest of the month) offers plenty of scope for commendable altruism.

The Big Chocolate Tea Party. Hold a sweet gettogether to raise moneyfor The Sick Children's Trust.

Toddle Waddle (below).

Arrange sponsored walks

for the under-fives in aid of the Meningitis Trust.

The Oxfam Curiosity Shop. Selfridges hosts Britain's biggest charity pop-up store, featuring designer clothing created and stocked by celebrities.

The Soldiers' Charity Big Curry. Cook spicy meals for friends and family in aid of servicemen in need.

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read \ Rosie's War, Rosemary Say and Noel Holland (Michael O'Mara, £17.99) The plight of British people trapped in Nazi-occupied France is an oft-forgotten aspect of c-i.; the Second World War. But, as ayoung au pair, Rosemary Say found herself whisked from Paris to an internment camp in Besancon. This story of her horrifying imprisonment and daring escape is both frank and satisfyingly unsentimental.

All in a Day's Work, Becky Hope (Hodder & Stoughton, £10) Veteran child-protection worker Becky Hope's memoir portrays a hectic, emotionally draining and occasionally frightening life.

Characters include tiny Sarah, who had a broken arm and several cracked ribs by the time she was rescued, and Clare, who struggled to look after her three children in between visits to Alcoholics Anonymous. But amid the inevitable tragedies, Hope recounts victories and some uplifting happy endings, too.

Random Acts of Politeness, Andrew Taylor (The History Press, £9.99) George Orwell might not be remembered as a great philanthropist but, according to Andrew Taylor, while editing literary magazine Tribune, he used to stuff tenshilling notes in with the rejection slips he sent out to contributors. This collection covers bizarre extremes of good manners exhibited by public figures, from Sammy Davis Jnr, who picked up the drinks bill for an entire audience, to Gandhi, who enjoyed giving away his shoes.

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at WHAT I'M DOING RD reader Peter Bacanin, 53, musical instrument salesman Watching Watchdog, (BBC1). I love to see people who rip others off get their comeuppance.

Listening Lonely Avenue, Ben Folds and Nick Hornby. The US singer did the music and Hornby wrote the lyrics.

Online basschat.co.uk.

I play bass in Nearly Dan, a Steely Dan tribute act. This chat forum for my fellow bass players is addictive.

Reading Blacklands

by Belinda Bauer. A great novel about a lad who writes to a killer in prison —who murdered his uncle.

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Push the boat out this Easter with Britain's most luxurious and unusual chocolate eggs.

• The Glam Egg (Demarquette, £35).

Billed as the confectionery equivalent of Alexis Colby's shoulder pads, the 20CMtall, 71%-dark-chocolate shell is coated in velvet-textured white chocolate. The six mini eggs inside include Yorkshire Rhubarb and Cornish Sea Salt flavours.

• The Diamante (Harrods, £95).

Just 5o of this sugar-crystal encrusted design will be made.

• Dark Chocolate Ostrich Egg (Hotel Chocolat, £65). The huge shell is studded with crunchy almond slivers and comes with a box of chocs featuring gianduja and praline flavour, and truffle eggs with champagne.

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• The Colossal Egg (Fortnum & Mason, £85). Five dark chocolate eggs hidden one inside the other, like a Russian doll. Each shell is a different flavour: Mole Spice, Orange, Quebradon Coffee, Rose & Violet and English Mitcham Mint.

• William Curley handcrafted egg (£750). The London chocolate legend's design is 6ocm high and can be filled with presents such as diamonds or trinkets. • 17

How people like you are making the world a better place

POWER OF ONE When a suicidal woman jumped into the sea, a Plymouth teen was determined to save her

Spring is here and Danielle McCourt is revelling in the sunny views over Plymouth Sound from the seafront cafe where she works.

It's a far cry from a dramatic, blustery day last October. Danielle,19, was making coffee when a customer came in and told her that a woman had jumped into the water. Danielle rushed out onto the promenade.

Below her, a woman aged around 40 was wading into the rough sea and shouting at onlookers to go away.

Danielle realised that this was a suicide attempt. The current grabbed the woman and dragged her 30 yards from the shore. I'm not going to watch her die, thought the teenager.

She walked down stone steps into the sea. The cold took her breath away, but still she launched herself into the waves. Danielle reached for the woman, but she struggled and kneed her. The youngster recalled a story her father Derek had told her. He'd been part of a naval team trying to save the crew of a fishing boat. None of them had survived. Danielle wanted this to be different.

But she was only small while the woman was at least 11 stone and water was crashing over their heads. Still, Danielle put an arm around her, held her chin and pulled her backwards as fast as she could. The woman stopped struggling. Swimming against the tide was hard but, after ten minutes, they 0 made the shore.

The woman sat shivering but said nothing. Danielle wanted to hug her, but she clearly had serious mental-health issues, and by now the police had turned up to take her to hospital.

When dad Derek heard what had happened, his response was mixed.

"I thought Danielle had been silly and I had a go at her," he says. "But I was proud." Devon & Cornwall Police were certainly impressed—they have nominated Danielle for a Royal Humane Society bravery award.

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Plunging in the deep end: when DanieUe McCourt saw a woman attempting suicide, she knew she had to do something

The sky's the limit for seriously ill children, thanks to an East Sussex pilot take to the air, he realised, would give them and their families some respite from their daily difficulties.

Misha isn't the only youngster to have loved

Robert Vallier looks on as Misha takes control Misha waited with her parents at Gloucester airport on September zo last year. The eight-yearold girl, who has cerebral palsy, partial sight in one eye and then had total hair loss following two bonemarrow transplants, was about to take to the skies.

"Time to go," said pilot Robert Vallier. He strapped her into the front of a four-seater plane—with Mum and Dad sitting in the back—and they took off, giving Misha a new perspective on her local area. Delight replacing anxiety, she even took the controls. "Roger!" she called out in a tiny voice to Robert's directions.

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seriously ill kids—some of whom won't live past 20 —whom Robert took up in planes around the country lastyear. "I think she's the one I have the fondest memories of," says the 57-year-old from Battle, East Sussex. "She rarely complains about her condition and, if she does, it's about having no hair.

She was so stricken with illness,yet so enthusiastic."

The flights are part of Robert's new Touch The Sky project. The private pilot—who three years ago also set up the Ufosa charity, which provides

he now wants to be a pilot.

Robert raised £10,000 to launch Touch The Sky by walking 350 miles from Sussex to Snowdon. "But we relied on aero clubs providing aircraft for free lastyear," he explains.

"Now we're asking trusts and businesses to back us."

With funding and the help of local pilots, Robert hopes to give ic)o families flights from 5o UK airports over the nextyear. "Our job then is to find the children who need our help," he says. "Putting a smile on a child is what it's all about," Dan Tye •

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I was babysitting my friend's four-year-old daughter Amber when we decided to take the bus back home from the park.

We boarded the 172 and, as I paid the fare, Amber ran to the back and sat next to a large, matronly woman.

Fixing her with a look and pointing at me, she said in a loud, confident voice, "That man there isn't my dad." I stood frozen to the spot as the whole bus scrutinised me.

Amber just smiled.

Craig Woodrow, London My local dental practice is always busy, so when I called to make an appointment, I tried to get off to a good start.

"This is a long shot," I said, "but is there a space for a lonelytooth?"

My stab at humour didn't cut any ice with the dour receptionist. She told me she couldn't fit me in until Wednesday. I knew it was a long shot.

"Make it Wednesday then," I replied.

"Eleven o'clock?" she asked.

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"OK," I said.

"Fine, Mr Longshot.

Eleven o'clock it is."

Ken Potter, Brighton On holiday in Greece last year, we discovered why the locals don't park their cars under trees in the shade.

When we returned, we found three goats standing happily on the roof of our hire car, eating the foliage.

Catherine Edgley, Angus

uring a hospital scene in an old film we were watching, a doctor held up a newborn baby and gave it a smack on the bum.

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"Did that baby bite the doctor?" my son asked, alarmed.

Jason David, Hertfordshire When my friend was ill, she asked her husband to make her some toast. He was a useless cook, but he could surely manage that.

When the snack finally arrived, my friend asked why it wasn't toasted. Her husband pointed to the toaster and said, "I put the bread in there, then pressed the button." Sadly, he'd pressed defrost.

Jennie Graham, Wakefield, West Yorkshire While out shopping, my daughter dropped a coin into a paper cup READER'S DIGEST • APRIL '11

held by a man sitting in a shop doorway.

She could still hear his curses from the end of the street after hot coffee had splashed all over him.

Francesca Nield, Cheshire " There's a lady in our bridge class who chatters incessantly. One week, she said that she'd just planned her own funeral and wanted it to be a cheerful affair.

"And you're all invited," she told us.

To which our tutor shot back, "When is it?"

Allan Cohen, Leeds On a cinema trip with my sister, we took her two grandchildren for a toilet break before the film.

Louie, aged three, noticed readersdigest.co.uk

the pictures on the doors.

"What are those?" he asked. My sister explained that the male symbol meant the toilet was for men, the

"Up and down," he replied.

Nigel Davidson, Croydon

I overheard a woman in the photo-processing shop asking if they were As we approached the able to reprint a photo ladies, Stanley, aged five, with a person taken out. shouted, "Stop! This one "No problem at all," is for people with one leg." said the assistant.

Lynne Armstrong, Win floc "Which person?"

London ffor r your true The lady held up a photo of the un .11Y stories' I recently rrnad excerptse Queen travelling went on an rsdigest down The Mall eacie ,o,uk "open day" and pointed to outing to the BT a policeman holding back the crowd.

Tower in London. disabled symbol for people in wheelchairs, and so on.

We were greeted by a lift attendant.

"How are you?"

I asked.

"Why him?" asked the assistant.

"Because I'm standing behind," she explained.

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Harry Mount, language guru, tests your vocabulary On April 12,1861-150 years ago—a Confederate attack on the Federal garrison in South Carolina sparked off the American Civil War. The "Limeys" had fled the scene by then, so there are plenty of American words that remain unfamiliar to us Brits. See how many you know by answering A, B or C below.

1 juke (jook) v A to attack verbally B weep quietly C dance 2

blat n A newspaper B drinking mug

13 sophomore (soff-more) n A conman B genius professor C secondyear student

C gold tooth

14 Toole (loo-ee) n A doctor's note

3 roustabout (rowst-about) n A amusement arcade B casual labourer C late-night party

15 sorority (sorr-orr-itee) n A apology B female society C wound

4 gumshoe n A detective B bad athlete C ancient tree 5 caboose (cab-oos) n A railway carriage B leather bag C chatterbox 6 stoop n A boxing punch B front-door steps C steeply sloping roof 7 mego (megg-oh) n A resignation letter B Californian sushi C boring topic ro' foosball (foohs-ball)n A battered book B unpopular girl C table football 9 eelskin (eels-kin) n A thin sandwich B a dollar C paper hat 10 cootie (kooh-tee) n A louse B dancing partner C imitation duck 11 oatburnern A expensive combine harvester B farmer's wife C worthless horse 12 bunkum n A nonsense B sleeping bag C fine sand ILLUSTRATED BY BEN KIRCHNER/HEART

B copper coin C lieutenant

A WORD IS BORN When times get tough, one thing keeps on growing—the dictionary. In the197os we suffered from stagflation (stagnation, high inflation and high unemployment).

Agflation hit in the last decade, when soaring agricultural prices sparked off inflation rises. And now the new buzzword is slowflation, the combination of a slowly growing economy and spiralling inflation.

There's no official definition of when slowflation hits. But if we come out of the recession at a snail's pace over the next fewyears, while prices climb at a much faster rate, then RD RATING the word's usefulness Useful? 6/10 rating will start to soar. Likeable? 5/10 Ar.

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WORD POWER juke—C dance. From Gullah juke, meaning disorderly. Gullah is the language of the black people of the South Carolina coast.

2 blat—A newspaper. "Her wedding was all over the Sunday

foosball—C table football. Twentiethcentury slang term for football.

9 eelskin—B a dollar. Early 19th century (the thin nature of a note, like an eel's skin).

10 cootie—A louse. First World War term, from Malay kutu (parasitic insect).

H oatburner—C blats." From German worthless horse. "That (newspaper).

Blatt oatburner will be How 3 roustabout—B Did You Do? no good on the casual labourer.

9-11 a good attempt farm." Early Nineteenth 12-13 you're starting loth century. century,from to impress us here 2 bunkum—A 14-15 you're a roust (to rouse). word-power nonsense.

4- gumshoe—A wizard!

Mid-19th century, detective. Early 2oth from Buncombe County, century,from the sort of North Carolina, where shoe that suggested stealth. a congressman made a caboose—A second-rate speech. railway carriage. Borrowing from Dutch kabuis.

6 stoop—B front-door steps. "She sat on the stoop all day."

Mid-18th century, from Dutch stoep (verandah).

7 mego—C boring topic. Mego (My Eyes Glaze Over) was first used by Nixon White House staff.

13 sophomore—C second-year student.

"The sophomores got the best room in the frat house." Originally from Greek sophos (wise).

14 Toole—C lieutenant. Early 2othcentury abbreviation. sorority—B female society. "The phi

More Word Power on the Web! For more vocabulary-building fun online, go to readersdigest.co.uk/wordpower.

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WORD JOURNEY When John Logie Baird first demonstrated the transmission of moving images in 1925, the revolutionary medium needed a new name— television. A new word, yes, but its constituent parts are ancient."Tele" comes from the ancient Greek te/os, meaning "far"; and "vision" is from the Latin videre, "to see."

The practice of making English words from classical ones had been around ever since Julius Caesar invaded Britain in 55BC. But the combination of Greek and Latin derivations in a single word is highly unusual. beta kappa sorority was the intellectual one."

University term, from Latin soror (sister). •

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Imagine being able to buy direct from a poster or magazine advert, or to transfer data effortlessly

If only losing weight were as easy as breathing...But a recent discovery by UCLA biochemists could make

from one phone to another—like Bluetooth, but instant.

That's how Near Field Communication technology will revolutionise mobile phones. Usingthe touch technology behind Oyster cards, it promises swipe-card applications for all kinds of electronic transactions from money to keys. But by 2018 its greatest impact will be in social networking. You could, at the press of a button, exchange your

that happen.

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profile with another person—whetheryou're searching for a hot date, someone with a bike to sell, fellow football fans or those with a shared illness.

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A new you Japanese scientists recently demonstrated a magnet-based technology for fast-freezing sushi that could also preserve... teeth. These could then be transplanted back into a donor—up to 4o years later. This technology could also revolutionise transplant surgery. Organs can't be frozen quickly without toxic doses of anti-freeze so, faced with a patient, transplant surgeons can only hope to find a suitable chilled donor organ—fast.

Combined with our emerging ability to build new organs (fusing stem cells onto aform of"bio-scaffolding"),this technology means that by 2030, investing in a custom-built heart to use maybe 40 years later could become commonplace.

use to turn fats to sugar, normally absent from cells in mammals. But when genes encodingthis process were transplanted into mice on a high-fat diet, the mice stayed thin

and converted the fat into CO2, not sugar. The same happened with cultured human cells. Gene therapy is still in its infancy, but once diseases such as cancer have been overcome, inserting "missing" genetic abilities might be next.

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IF I RULED THE WORLD This month,' Johnst:i Kingdom onTifiys

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...I'd bring back national service.

When I joined the army in 19581was a very wild man and I thought my world had come to an end. But instead of swearing and fighting and thinking I was so big, I was brought down to a certain level. You learned to stand up straight and you never dared answer back. It was thanks to national service that I turned my life around. The crime on our streets today is terrible. Those causing all 30

the trouble—both men and women —need discipline. A stint in the forces would sort it out. ...I'd stop gun licences being issued to inexperienced owners.

There are people out there with no understanding of the consequences of irresponsible gun use. Afirearms course should be compulsory before getting a licence or permit. On Exmoor, our red deer are being shot by people who have no background in handlingguns. Some rifle bullets can travel three miles, kill one deer and go straight through and kill another. ...I'd do everything possible to prevent war. There should be more talking. There's no need to be killing people. Politicians should just keep on talking until a solution is found.

I feel sorryfor our soldiers in Afghanistan. They're brave but they're fighting cowards—people who put bombs in the ground and then hide away with a detonator to READER'S DIGEST • APRIL '11

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JOHNNY KINGDOM is a wildlife

blow our men up. We're not on earth to die like that—that's not the way. ...I'd let nature take its own course. If you interfere in country lifeyou cause more problems. For instance, around 3oyears ago the government decided to protect the badger. Now the animal is being blamed for bovine TB and thousands may be culled under new laws. Ask anyfarmer—they'll tell you that we shouldn't have protected the badger in the first place. Please, leave country life alone. ...I'd ask people who come from the cities to the country to respect our way of life. I've heard of people who visit for holidays and don't like the roosters calling or the church bells ringing. Well, they shouldn't come here then! What kind of people don't like the noise of a rooster? It's a lovely sound! ...I'd encourage people to get out more. It's not good to stay inside watching TV—go out and watch what's all around instead. My life's been a hard road and I've had some knocks over theyears. But after I took a video camera out onto the moors, I stopped feeling low. If you go and sit beside a den or set and just wait for the animals to appear it can be wonderfully uplifting. There's so much to gain from interaction with nature.

>> Johnny Kingdom gives regular "safari" tours around Exmoor. See readersdigest.co.uk/links. readersdigest.co.uk

WORLD TRAVELLER Who's doing what around the globe ► SWEDISH firm Jernhusen has found a way to harness the energy generated by Stockholm Central Station's 250,000 daily

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commuters. They've installed a ventilation system, including heat exchangers, that uses excess body warmth to heat water for a nearby office block —and it reduces energy costs by a quarter. ► US food giant Kraft has unveiled a new supermarket kiosk for indecisive shoppers that recommends products to customers based on their faces. The Meal Planning Solution machine uses video technology to analyse age, gender and facial features to suggest possible recipes. ► Developers in GERMANY have created the world's smallest image projector, only 6mm by 6mm. The tiny gadget uses 45 micro lenses and can fit inside a smartphone. ► In INDIA young girls are having their lives `bought back" for them through the controversially named Girl Store charity website.

Visitors can pay online for essential supplies—pencils, shoes, a lunchboxto help girls who would not otherwise be able to afford an education. •

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Alternative Voting After a huge tussle between the Commons and the Lords earlier this year, the Alternative Vote (AV) referendum will take place on May 5—the same day as elections to the Scottish Parliament, the Welsh Assembly, the Northern Ireland Assembly and local elections in parts of England.

second-choice votes of those who backed that least popular candidate are then allocated to the remaining candidates. This process 32

Labour leader through AV, also backs the change.)

■ Supporters of first past the post, like David Cameron, say that AV leads to more coalitions, with broad but weak support; while first past the post produces robust govern-

of elimination and vote redistribution continues until one candidate has at least 5o per cent of all votes.

Et Supporters of AV say the current first-past-the-post system is unfair on smaller parties—at the last election, the Lib Dems got 23 per cent of the vote, but only nine per cent of the seats.

■ AV supporters—such as deputy prime minister Nick Clegg—say that votes for smaller parties are "wasted" in seats dominated by one

ment, with narrower but stronger support.

■ Systems other than first past the post have already been used. The Scottish Parliament and Welsh Assembly elect a majority of their representatives using first past the post, but the rest are elected using the additional-member system, a form of proportional representation. Electors therefore have two votes on separate ballot papers.

• Northern Irish local and assembly elections use the single-transferable-vote system—any candidate getting a certain number of votes is elected; the surplus votes are then transferred to other candidates based on voters' preferences. • READER'S DIGEST APRIL '11

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■ Neither the Liberal Democrats nor the Conservatives included an AV referendum in their manifestos. But, as part of the Coalition negotiations after the last election, the Conservatives accepted the Lib Dems' request for a referendum.

MI Under AV (currently used in Fiji, Papua New Guinea and Australia) voters choose candidates in their constituency in order of preference. If a candidate gets more than 5o per cent of first-preference votes, they are elected. But if no candidate gets 5o per cent, the candidate with fewest votes is eliminated. The

of the two larger parties.

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Reasons To Be Cheerful, Part 5 Sshhhh!

Be quiet out there. It's time to stand and stare— or, in this case, float...

I push the Kevtar Evergreen canoe off the stone beach and float backwards towards the middle of the lake. There's 38 minutes of daylight left and that's enough time to float off and away into the middle of nowhere. The sun's almost gone, but there's still enough warmth in the day to go out in a T-shirt and life jacket.

If you think all canoeing is white water and rage, think again. This is the stillest place I've been on earth.

On the shore I can hear the boys laughing and joking about wolves and bears, their humour crackling with inner-city paranoia. Their voices bounce across Pen Lake, which—like so many others in Algonquin Park, Ontario—is a huge rippling space under siege from forests. There's a third of the earth's still water in Ontario, and a paddle is gently steering me deeper into it.

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appears now to be pure nature was once the heart of pure industry. After just three days away camping and paddling, it feels like we've been away for weeks. We constantly see grey lake and green banks—no mirrors, no media, no neon, no sharp edges, just solitude and water and leaves. The trees that surround us look amazing, bursting into reds and ochres and limes.

Back on the shore, we five guys who were strangers a few days ago gather by the fire. The atmosphere is boisterous and funny. The worst-case scenario, we assume, is being savagely attacked by wolves while going to the toilet in the woods. An American Werewolf in London has a generation to apologise to.

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Kenneth Williams impression.

To the city boy there's nothing here—taxi anyone?— and yet there's everything.

Wild, knows differently. Robin describes once seeing a pair of eyes staring at him across a camp at night: a wolf (perhaps half-wolf, half-dog) that might have been released from captivity; perhaps a pet that grew too big. But unusual for one to come and sit at the edge of a camp—they know humans will hunt them and they keep away. This one must have been used to being around humans. It doesn't exactly calm our fears. "So they might come up to us, but if they do they'll be wanting a biscuit and a pat on the back?" readersdigest.co.uk

There's peace and tranquillity.

There's thousands ofyears of natural history. There's an industry that built the British Empire, then disappeared.

There are elk, bears and wolves out there somewhere. And there's a clutch of red trees amid the green that look like a jigsaw piece in the wrong puzzle.

I've been in a canoe like this in the English Channel, but it had none of the power the forests of hemlock, balsam spruce, white birch, maple

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For those of us who toil at screens, the walks from lake to lake offer a tiny glimpse of real-world work 1) and white pine give Algonquin. When we paddle off from lake to lake, down beaver streams and across huge bays, it's the red jigsaw-piece trees that are my marker to say there's just 4o minutes of paddling back to the camp.

"Turn left at the rock," we laugh. "And then up the inlet to the bank, carry the canoe through another forest and repeat."

For the short-attention-span internet generation, the change of pace seems a challenge. But we're having a fantastic time, constantly in awe of nature. Travel writing is essentially slacking with a passport, but, unlike most of us, these forests have seen hard work—work that took lives and propelled a navy around the globe, turning it pink with the stamp of Empire as it went.

After defeating the French in the Napoleonic Wars, the British rebuilt their fleet with the Algonquin forest, declaring it would provide timber for 1,000 years.

The huge white pine trees made perfect ships' masts, and so began the modern logging industry. Within 8o years the forest was spent.

What followed was the hard-bitten era of logging and lumberjacks. Young men sewn into their underwear until the sweat rotted it off, driven by poverty to live two to a bunk in small stone hovels. They worked 18-hour days throughout the year until the snow physically stopped them, then started up again after the ice thawed.

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This industrial-scale endeavour has long since ended, but at one stage we climb over a dam and Robin explains that it was once the end point to the busiest railway in Canada—an engine, loaded with timber, leaving every seven minutes. We glance around. Nothing. It couldn't have looked less like a railway station.

Peer closer, though, and you can see the odd trace. An iron pin juts from the smooth boulder of a natural log flume.

A cleaned log lies half submerged by a waterfall. In Alberta, a diving company has begun recovering these lost logs for designers and architects. The cold lakes have preserved them perfectly and these i,000-year-old trunks offer better wood stock than modern trees. They go for big money.

If the movement now as I rest zoo yards from shore is almost imperceptible, then carryingthese huge hefty canoes through the forests is anything but. Look at the canoes in the photos and you'd imagine two of us carrying them, one at each end.

Far from it—it's a one-man job. The canoes are tipped up at one end and "walked" onto the shoulders, worn like an enormous hat, with wooden yokes across the back of the neck for balance.

Just tighten your stomach muscles, develop a pace and you eventually become accustomed to the nature of the walk.

Up muddy slopes and along occasional decking, it's a challenge to the mind as READER'S DIGEST • APRIL '11

For more much as the body. For those can still truly come alive. of us who toil at keyboards details of Call of Not out on the disco floor and screens, the half-mile the Wild adventure or flexing behind the walks from lake to lake, and endless debt potential of holidays, visit the immediate return for the credit card in a shopping readersdigest. the bags with the camping mall.

Here is where we were co.uk/links equipment, offer a tiny originally supposed to be. glimpse of real-world work.

Floating in all nature's stillness, Walkingthrough a wood four times staring up at the sky. Watching the day carrying canoes and rucksacks full of pans turn to dusk. Knowingyour life is doing and burners is as close to the action as it the same. Out here on Pen Lake we go at gets for us armchair explorers. nature's pace, not our own, and we're all And yet this is where modern man the better for it. • Q \MOPPING THE BLOOD OFF THE TRACKS As Bob Dylan gears up to celebrate his 70th birthday, it's only fair to raise a glass to this influential genius.

But, amidst all the praise, let's also recall those times when his output was, ahem, less than memorable:

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Self-Portrait,1970: "What is this shit?" That's how music writer (and Dylan obsessive) Greil Marcus opened his album review. A slapdash collection of badly sung cover versions, it's so dreadful that some accused Dylan of deliberately alienating his fans. Having said that, 1990's "Wiggle Wiggle" is probably worse (sample lyric: "Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a bowl of soap/Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a rolling hoop/ Wiggle wiggle wiggle like a ton of lead/Wiggle, you can raise the dead."). After this debacle, Dylan wisely took a seven-year break from releasing new material.

Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid, 1973: Bob makes his movie debut, playing a drifter called Alias. In the words of critic Roger Ebert, Dylan's screen presence "makes him look as if he's the victim of a practical joke involving itching powder".

Live Aid, 1985: Dylan is joined onstage by the not-always-tuneful pairing of Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood. They don't help. And despite it being a concert for Ethiopians, Bob dedicates this ramshackle performance to...American farmers.

Victoria's Secret, 2004: Bob starring in an ad for ladies' lingerie? It sounds like a bizarre joke, which is probably how Dylan saw it. But that doesn't explain why the company hired him. "Why would a brand that's about sexiness, youth, and glamour want any connection with a decrepit, sixty-something folksinger? The answer, my friend, is totally unclear," said journalist Seth Stevenson. Tom Browne readersdigest.co.uk

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THE COACHMAN DAVID E SAUNDERS is a former head coachman to the Duke of Edinburgh and took part in the wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Diana. He now runs a carriage-driving business in the US. 1 — was surprised to hear that Kate Middleton will be travelling to Westminster Abbey by car. The royals do love horses, and the carriage READER'S DIGEST • APRIL '11

David E Saunders drives th carriage with Prince Philip and Frances Shand Kydd, Princess Diana's mother, during the wedding of Charles and Diana in 1981

procession is a major part of any big state L',' occasion. The car may be a gesture to a <CD .11"frugal" wedding, but in times of austerity, ›01- it seems to me that people want a bit of a splash. All those carriages are already in the Royal Mews and people are being paid CC to look after them and drive them, so why not make use of them?

0 FLIT At least they're returningto Buckingham ,±; Palace in a carriage procession—that will be rehearsed to the nth degree. A week to readersdigest.co.uk

ten days before the wedding, the Crown Equerry [in charge of the Queen's horse and automobile transport], the Head Coachman and the Super-intendent of the Mews will drive the procession route by car and discuss logistics with the Metropolitan Police. That's everything from clearing side streets for emergency detours to ensuring street cleaners are placed at strategic points along the route.

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Next will be an "undressed" rehearsal in the dead of night, using exercise vehicles, which allows the coachmen to pace the procession. The Queen likes things to be very precise—if she leaves at io.ozam to arrive for io.isam, she doesn't want to be there at io.i4am or io.i6am.

There will be a dress rehearsal, again at night, a couple of days before the wedding. It won't have full state livery but

"The coachmen adjust the springs so the carriage doesn't sway too much and make the passengers sick" David E Saunders it'll have the correct carriages, carrying people who weigh exactly the same as principal members of the wedding. This allows coachmen to adjust the springs so the carriage doesn't sway too much and make the passengers sick.

No matter how prepared you are, no matter how many processions you've driven in, a royal wedding is something special. You may be rubbed red sore in zoo-year-old tight buckskin breeches that 20 men have worn before you, but when the Crown Equerry bows to the Queen and the carriages move off— and you can't even hear yourself shout to the horses over the cheering of thousands of people—it's a quantum leap into another space.

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THE BODYGUARD ALEX BOMBERG is head of security firm Intelligent Protection International. He formerly worked as a royal aide at Kensington Palace. he visible security for the royal wedding—the Metropolitan Police who will line the route—will be more or less

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ceremonial. For a state occasion of this importance, security is mainly managed "behind the scenes".

In the preceding weeks, the head of the Royal Protection Squad will get his guys to suss out the processional route and anywhere members of the royal family will be the night before the wedding.

MI5 will be acting on any intelligence targets, monitoring mobile phones and watching for any "terrorist chatter" around the royal wedding. They will probably liaise with Revenue and Customs to see if anyone on any kind of watch list has entered the country.

On the day itself, all kinds of agencies will be involved. I would expect the SAS and MI5 to be supporting the Met, who will have plain-clothes officers in the crowd and armed officers at "choke points" leadingto or from the processional route.

Anywhere that the convoy is likely to slow down will be well managed. All bins will be sealed against bombs and every rooftop covered in case of snipers.

Buckingham Palace and Clarence House are pretty much in lock-down anyway, but from the moment the royal couple get up in the morning, a security detail will follow them wherever they go. In close-protection READER'S DIGEST APRIL '11

"I imagine closeprotection officers will walk behind or in front of the royal carriages, maybe posing as footmen" Alex Bomberg

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terms, "striking distance" means one or two paces, and I imagine there will be officers walking slightly in front of or behind the royal carriages, maybe posing as footmen. You won't see them.

Close protection in the UK is very discreet.

In the US, somebody like Madonna will be surrounded by huge bodyguards, but part of that very visible style of protection is just to make the "personality" look good. I'm not sure a six-foot guy weighing zo stone is going to do much good if the shit hits the fan.

But the guys that the police and special forces use here are like coiled springs. The happy couple will be in very safe hands. readersdigest.co.uk

THE FLORIST JANE PACKER is one of the UK's leading florists.

She was responsible for the flowers at the wedding of the Duke and Duchess of York in 1986.

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royal wedding takes months of full-on preparation, during which you are constantly at the bride's beck and call.

Flowers are a personal thing, but at the same time there are certain constraints.

You don't want a bouquet that's too minuscule for a state occasion. On the other

of the very few people who's in on that secret. You • wouldn't necessarily know the details, but you'd know the basic silhouette.

Sarah Ferguson wanted a bouquet in shades of peach shaped in an "S" for Sarah.

My guess is that Kate will go for a very unfussy, stylish bouquet. I wouldn't be surprised if it was all just one flower—maybe a big, beautiful

with flowers in her hair and coming out after the ceremony (as a royal) in a tiara.

sheaf of arum lilies.

The Duchess of York made a point of arriving at the church (as a commoner)

It's possible that Kate will do the same.

The other flowers, too, are subject to the utmost confidentiality, which causes

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hand, it has to match the line and proportions of the dress, so the florist is one

a certain amount of strain for everyone involved. Florists' vans are blacked out to throw the press off the trail on visits to the palace for consultations, and all your suppliers are sworn to silence. The secrecy isn't enforced by a signed agreement, but it's expected as a matter of honour that you won't spoil the surprise. Sometimes you have to lay a few red herrings, but I can't say what ours were.

There will be literally thousands of blooms at the church, and every one must be in prime condition. Traditionally, the flowers are a gift from the Worshipful Company of Gardeners and a huge team

"Vans are blacked out to throw the press off the trail on visits to the palace for consultations" Jane Packer of professionals and volunteers are drafted in for the arrangements, which go on throughout the night before the wedding.

The bridal bouquet will be practised over and over, and tested to destruction.

On the day itself, at least three identical ones are supplied and kept in a cold store, to be swapped over at key points in the proceedings. That way there's no risk the royal bride will ever be caught on camera with even slightly drooping flowers.

For the florist, this is a once-in-alifetime commission, and every petal must be perfect. readersdigest.co.uk

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Palace to get ready very early in the morning. Her bridesmaids and mother will be there and the Queen likes to do anything she can to help, too. If there areyoung bridesmaids and pages scurrying around, she likes to keep them amused.

The bridal party will almost certainly all have a drink before they leave for the Abbey and the last thing they'll do is visit the lavatory.

William will leave from Clarence House, where he and Harry have a suite. In a break with tradition, William has opted to name Harry his best man (ratherthan "supporter", as is usual for royal weddings).

I believe William will wear his RAF uniform.

His valet will make sure everything is in order and—if Harry is anythingto go by— I think the brothers will be splitting a few glasses of Dom Perignon.

The bride and groom will have TV tuned to BBC, ITV and Sky while getting ready, to get an idea of the excitement in the streets.

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canapes will be served.

Prince Charles is also hosting a late dinner dance for more than -i,000 guests.

They haven't got enough footmen and housemaids on the permanent staff of Buckingham Palace, so officials draft in volunteers —on minimum wage—to help with the serving. Then, at the end of the evening,

a ruler.

The Page of the Presence, with a couple of footmen, will put the champagne on ice for the returning wedding party and take it up to the Centre Room, behind the balcony facingthe Mall. Before they appear to the public, nearly everyone will have a drink.

Normally only the royal party and their families attend the wedding breakfast in the State Supper Room. But the Queen is also hosting a reception for 1,5oo guests in the state apartments, where drinks and 44

"All the crystal and china is washed up by hand in wooden sinks, to prevent chipping" Brian Hoey on. At some point in the evening, Prince Philip will ask the band to play his and the Queen's favourite tune, "People Will Say We're in Love" from Oklahoma.

Protocol demands that no one retires before the Queen. She wouldn't normally leave much later than midnight, as she's always aware that there are likely to be people there who are even older than her.

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in Buckingham Palace ready for the reception. They'll want to get the work done quickly so that most of them can sit down and watch the TV coverage.

The most important domestic servant is the Palace Steward. He'll have arranged all the seating, with the Master of the Household, for the wedding breakfast, and will measure each place setting with

they bring in people from the Royal British Legion to do all the washing-up. It's considered a great honour, and all the crystal and china is done by hand in wooden sinks, to prevent chipping.

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or anybodygoing into the royal family, the key thing is to stand your corner or you'll be steamrollered.

Don't lose your sense of whoyou really are. Kate Middleton is in danger of doing just that.

No one—certainly not the royal family—wants history to repeat itself. When Diana first married, she felt overwhelmed by her new royal existence and didn't have the time or energy to keep up with her friends and relatives. She felt isolated, alone, and it was only towards the end of her life that she reconnected with her friends and found her feet as an individual.

Kate is very close to her family but, during her courtship with Prince William, she neglected her close acquaintances—much to their dismay. Indeed, when she and the prince split in 2007, they breathed a collective sigh of relief. William is strong-willed and Kate is a very diffident person who's been happyto follow in his wake. She has to establish herself in her own right, independent of the royal family and, to some extent, of her husband. That's where her own friends will be vital. readersdigest.co.uk

You can see the pressures on Kate already. She's always been competitive, vying with her sister Pippa to be the thinner, and she needs to be careful of that. Most brides lose weight in the run-up to a wedding—including Diana— but Kate needs to ensure that she doesn't lose too much and that the dress fits on the big day.

I'm sure Kate doesn't want to be measured by Princess Diana all the time, but she's going to be. You have to remember that by the age of 29—Kate's age now—Diana had already had two children.

She was also regularlyvisiting terminally ill hospital patients

and finding her own sense of purpose inside the royal system. For example, she'd shaken the hand of an Aids victim (against Palace advice)—an important humanitarian gesture at the time.

Rightly or wrongly, Kate's main claims to fame have been that she's patiently waited for her William to propose and

seems sober and smiling when leaving upmarket nightclubs.

My guess is that Kate's profile straight after the wedding will be lower than a stealth bomber. First of all, I'm sure she'll be pregnant soon. People forget that the main job of a future king is to produce another monarch. Every Prince of Wales

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has had children within 18 months of being married and I don't see this couple being any different.

Kate will also have to think quite carefully about which charities she supports. Neither she nor her family are noted for being charitable, but that's the backbone of a royal's work.

"Kate and her sister are known in snooty upperclass circles as `The Wisteria Sisters' for their social climbing" Andrew Morton

On the plus side, Kate has had eight years to think her new life through. And her new family have welcomed her, as they would any new family member, although I think it's significant that they can see that William has embraced the Middletons.

In some ways, Kate will fit right in. The royals are country folk. Kate is hearty and she's a joiner-inner. She's probably as fit as, if not fitter than, William. She's interested in country sports. The kind of things Diana couldn't and didn't want to do, Kate has made a point of doing.

Her fashion sense is good, so she won't make any bloomers. She's goingto be what she is now: "Kate Middle-of-the-Road".

But she'll appeal to Middle England.

She's already on every magazine cover —soon she'll be on stamps and coins, and there's no doubt she'll enjoy the social prestige. She and her sister are known in snooty upper-class circles as "The Wisteria Sisters" for their social

climbing and you can't climb further than being a future Queen.

That seems to have been the summit of her ambition and she's achieved it.

The problem is that you fall in love with the idea and then the reality is very different. She'll have a royal protection officer, so she's not going to get mobbed by the paparazzi, but she'll have a butler, dresser and chauffeur hovering, and she's going to have to learn to deal with it—quite apart from the wider issue of living in the public eye.

She's going to be scrutinised for the rest of her life. My best advice to her is keep smiling. And don't read what they say about you in the papers. •

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've been photographingthe Royal Family for almost zo years. During the early days of my career with The Daily Telegraph, I travelled with the Prince and Princess of Wales to Korea.

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Prince William at Eton. These pictures were taken in his last months there as a kind of "thank you", says Ian, for the press pack giving him privacy at school

Then, following their separation, I covered their numerous solo tours, travelling with Prince Charles in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Bangladesh and then with Diana to Egypt, America and Angola.

I've also captured Prince William growing up: on the slopes of the Alps; spendingtime with the homeless; his final year at Eton; St Andrews and then the Royal Military Academy at Sandhurst. I can't even remember the first time I took his photograph—possibly skiing when he was about eight, with his mother at Lech in Austria.

When the official announcement was made of his engagement to Catherine Middleton, I breathed a huge sigh of relief—they're just perfect for each other and I'm happy that I can officially start this phase of my job, taking pictures of them as a couple.

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s accredited royal photographers we have to follow very strict rules. Paparazzi will hang around outside nightclubs and the favourite haunts of the young royals. But as official Buckingham Palace Rota photographers we simply cannot consider taking those kinds of shots—frustrating, but understandable. So we knew of the existence of Kate Middleton but couldn't photograph her unless the situation was approved. Thankfully, there were a number of times when it wasn't regarded as intrusive. For example, Kate studied at St Andrews University, where she and William met, so at her degree ceremony, a photographer 49

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from the Royal Rota was in an official position and able to photograph her (as a Rota photographer we take turns attending events to which we're invited by Buckingham Palace, distributing the same set of images to other members of the group). She attended William's passing-out parade at Sandhurst, and was seen at the weddings of mutual friends, all of which are regarded as acceptable circumstances.

It's the street harassment of Kate that's loathed by William and which he has tried, fairly successfully, to prevent. It's a bit annoying from a personal perspective when the majority of archive images of the future King and Queen are held by the paparazzi, but not, I suspect, as frustrating as their experiences with a small but very annoying group of young unofficial snappers...

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here have been rare occasions when an opportunity has come up when least expected. For example, everyyear I photograph the Badminton Horse trials in Gloucestershire. Zara Phillips competes and it's a magnificent event to attend.

A couple of years ago I was wandering around the tented village looking for off-beat feature photographs when Kate Middleton was spotted with a small group of friends walking towards me. I simply took a few pictures as she walked past. As she walked down the row of canvas stalls I thought how fortuitous it was to capture a moment like this, but then my eye was drawn away from Kate (difficult, as she's a very beautiful woman) to the large industrial dustbin right next to her.

"That's one of Norman's bins!" I commented to my colleague. The bin had a Grundon logo on the side, the name of the owner and founder of one of the UK's largest recycling firms. Norman Grundon happens to be a great personal friend of mine, so my first thought when Kate passed by was not, Which magazines would be receiving this set of images? but how

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delighted Norman would be with a photo of Kate Middleton next to one of his bins!

Norman thought the whole thing was hilarious and the framed photograph now hangs in the boardroom of Grundon's head office. My day was complete!

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An officer and a gentleman: Kate attends William's RAF graduation in April 2008

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pril 2008 saw the conclusion of William's training as an

RAF Pilot and he was due to graduate at RAF Cranwell, Lincolnshire. As with his Sandhurst graduation, Kate was there, but keeping a much lower profile—a private arrival and departure had been

arranged, which disappointed the invited photographers. Thankfully, a couple of them were in the buildingto record the presentations. One of them, Michael Dunlea, was able to take a handful of pictures as William and Kate walked the corridor to the ceremony. These were distributed to all the Royal

Rota media organisations and were the only record of the two together that day.

This was, and still is, one of the few occasions the couple could be officially pictured together with William in uniform. They look happy and relaxed, so it's no surprise the picture's been used again and again by the press.

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recognisable face in sight.

With Camilla, I suggested the Duchess look

out for the official photographers and smile and wave in that direction. The photographers have their picture, TV has a lovely opening shot, and I'd look out from behind the camera fora moment. This always seemed to put the Duchess at ease and seeing a friendly face in the crowd appeared to settle her early nerves.

It also gave me a great smile straight down the lens and is still something I do today.

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It can get awkward, though, when we only have seconds to get the shot and it's improper not to acknowledge a, "Good morning, Ian," with a bow of the head and a, "Good morning, Your Royal Highness," in return. Sometimes a quick, "Morning Ma'am," has to do! The frustration of missing pictures of William and Kate soon

faded when a group of us were invited to St James's Palace to take the official engagement photograph.

Due to the number of photographers, the flashes were piercingly bright in the subtly lit State room. I needed the couple to look together into my lens, but it was almost impossible, as their eyes flitted from one camera to the next. I was first in there, so had a good central position. But I knew I wouldn't get the crucial photograph unless I took action.

The room was remarkably quiet, so it was relatively easy to engage William and Catherine in conversation. I asked, politely, if they'd look towards me, but realised they couldn't see through the blinding wall of flashes. William leaned forward and peered. "Ian, is that you?" he said. "I thought I recognised the voice." They both paused and beamed the most wonderful smile at me and—click!—I had the picture I'd been waitingyears to get. •

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to a good tailor. He's articulate and his words tumbled out quickly as he made us laugh with anecdotes about mischievous chimps at a camp in Kenya.

I was there to begin filming. The first day, William met the Battle Back soldiers, injured servicemen and women who'd be running a marathon in Kenyato raise money for Tusk. William immediately put

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He has the same relaxed manner as Princess Diana, and when we interviewed him in Africa a few weeks later, he talked about her.

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May lastyear at Clarence House.

I was deep in the inner Royal sanctum, where the princes live.

I noticed a family portrait on the wall—it was the Queen. He entered the room purposefully, his expression open and friendly, his hand outstretched in greeting.

"Hello, I'm William."

It's often curious when you meet famous people in the flesh. Most are surprisingly small (Cheryl Cole, for example). Not so William. He's tall, slim, handsome and quick to laugh. His physique was badly served by an ill-fitting suit and I wanted to whisk him readersdigest.co.uk

"My mother instilled in Harry and me from a veryyoung age that being grounded was very important," he told us. "I've reallytried to keep that going, and I know Harry has as well, because there's a lot of unreality in my life..." William made it clear that he and his brother don't want to be mollycoddled. I got the sense that their military lives are central to the feelingthey have of living in the real world.

"If you're not grounded you don't ever know what's going on. You can sort of claim you do, butyou don't ever feel it. So the more grounded and more normal—dare I say it—you can be, the better."

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Both of them relished being in Africa.

Later, on our own, William got bounced around in the back of an old Land Rover as we went off to start our interview. He's an Aston Villa fan and chatted with the crew about football. The cameraman and sound

and intense interest in his love life [the announcement of his engagement was six months off]. "There's always speculation, but it comes with the job, so get on with it," he said, adding, "I'm very lucky to be in my position, so I won't complain." And he didn't. He was self-deprecating and modest and talked rapidly, almost as though he found it embarrassing to talk about himself.

"I like having a very plain, sort of normal, side to my private life. I listen to music: music is really important to me" Prince William recordist, who have travelled the world and met all kinds of people, commented on how easy he is to be around and how likeable.

When William was about to board the small plane to fly back from the bush, I noticed that despite his small entourage of press and protection officers, he was carrying his own bag, which he loaded into the hold with a manner that suggested he's used to doing such things for himself.

It's precisely this down-to -earth "chappishness" that's endearing and makesyou aware of the burden royalty must be to bear. Can he ever do the things that men of his age normally do?

"Yes, I go out like anyone else," he said.

"I like having avery plain, sort of normal, side to my private life. I listen to music: rock, dance, rap and hip-hop; music is really important to me." He has an iPod and commented on how much he enjoyed hearing Dizzee Rascal and Florence and the Machine at a music event in Wales, where he was currently stationed with the RAF. He was philosophical about the constant 56

Yet for all William's boyish enthusiasm (at times he seems younger than his 28 years),you catch a glimpse of a steely determination to be his own man that remindsyou of his grandfather. When asked whether he has to accept that there will always be people who'll make decisions about what he can and can't do, his answer was firm. "No, that's the thing: I don't," he said. "I like to disagree with them because many of the things they come out with are old-fashioned and don't work nowadays, or are just wrong. People have incorrect views of what it's like to be in the Family, for instance, and I want to correct them...I take in lots of opinions and then make my own judgements. People have got different perceptions of how things should be and, invariably,you're fighting the system rather than anything else."

When William left at the end of filming, he leaned out of the plane and shook my hand, saying, "Bye, Olivia, thanks." It's impossible not to be charmed by someone who remembers your name. I wanted to tell him how proud his mother would be of him.

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Australian author Kathy Lette, 52, met the royal couple at a polo event.

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take a peek. And there, all alone, was Kate Middleton. I was struck bythe visual echo of Princess Di all forlorn at the foot of the Taj Mahal, and immediately suggested that she join in the fun with

was introduced to Prince William in 2008 by a mutual friend at Boujis, one of his and Kate's favourite London nightclubs. He was there having a good time and the atmosphere was very relaxed. He was friendly and

rriving at the Dalwhinnie Crook polo match in Gloucestershire a year ago, I was sipping Pimm's in the marquee when I noticed

a tiny version of our tent further down the field. Curious, I wandered off to

myfriends. "Oh no," she laughed. "I have to watch every moment. There'll be an inquisition later," she rolled her eyes, with mock terror.

"Why don'tyou play, at least?" I suggested, as we rushed onto the field between chukkas to stamp down the divots. Ms M raised a wry brow and confessed, "I'm allergic to horses." Now it was myturn to laugh. "Hon, I think you might be marrying into the wrongfamily. I mean the Royals are so horsey they practically count with one foot!"

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concluded that the "cream of British society" just means rich, thick and prone to whipping.

Kate's a match for William.

She's personable, bright and also has an independent streak. During their brief separation in April 2007, the press made much of the snobbery William's upper-class friends directed at Kate's air-stewardess mother. It was reported that they would signal Kate's arrival by chortling "doors to manual". But I have no doubt the downto-earth KM has already readersdigest.co.uk

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welcoming and we chit-chatted. What struck me was his sense of humour, which I presume he gets from the Queen. He has brilliant comedic timing.

A few months later we organised a birthday party for his cousin Peter Phillips.

Harry was also there and the brothers were constantly teasing each other—but William always got the upper hand. Peter tried unsuccessfully to blow out the candles; William joked he was full of hot air.

The party started in a restaurant in Chelsea and was to move to a club across the street.

Outside the back entrance, so paparazzi were waiting, and I was standing next to William, holding his umbrella, moments before the doors were flung open. Then, after taking a deep breath, we crossed the street in the rain to the glare of flashing bulbs. I couldn't believe how calm and collected then he's been doingthis all his life.

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Oscar Gosby, aged 14, from Herne Bay in Kent, interviewed Prince William for a children's TV programme n March 2009, I'd just recovered from non-Hodgkin lymphoma and Prince William was president of The Royal Marsden Hospital, where I was treated in the Children's Unit. He wanted to meet children who had survived cancer.

He asked me what had happened when I was ill. I told him a tumour was found in my lungs when I was ten, I lost all my hair and had to miss school for nearly two years. He asked if losing my hair was scary, but I told him it didn't matter, as it grew back quickly.

I got to ask him some really cool questions such as what his favourite food was. He told me I should try Marmite and banana sandwiches, but I'm still not convinced. I told him I have ayounger brother, too, and asked if he ever falls out with his. He said yes, about silly things like who's better at football, or who's in charge of the TV remote or doing the washing-up, stuff like that.

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Afterwards, he wandered around talking to everyone. When he approached me, I was struck by how tall and broadshouldered he is. He has these twinkling eyes and wonderful smile. He laughed a lot and I was amazed at how easy it was to talk to him. He was loo per cent focused on me, despite the room beingfull of celebrities like David Beckham and Gary Lineker.

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issues. When I asked him how he proposed to Kate, he blushed and said he'd been nervous and afraid that she might say no.

The fact he was so open made him seem all the more normal.

In all we spoke for ten minutes and later I remember thinking, That was the future King; and I just had the most ridiculously easy conversation with him.

As he made his waythrough the crowd I noticed there was no parting of the sea.

It was as if Prince William was one of us. And I could tell that's exactly how he wants it to be.

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ate became an accessory buyer forJuniorJigsaw in 2006 and she called me about a necklace.

The first time we met, in early 2007,1 was impressed by how straightforward she was. She had a very clear idea of what she wanted, which was something simple, elegant and classy. I found her extremely focused and easy to work with. Of course she was charming and beautiful too. To my surprise, she was a lot taller than I thought. I'm 5ft vi and she's about the same.

Kate is the type of girl that if you were a mum you would be thrilled if your daughter turned out to be like her. She is decent and understated. The whole time we worked together she only mentioned Prince William once when she said he was working really hard on the Diana Memorial concert that was taking place that summer. She didn't pepper her conversation with his name nor make any references to the royal family. She is very, very discreet.

As told to Katreen Hardt Paula Wynne, 46, an author from Hampshire, met Kate when she ran the village shop in Bucklebury, three doors down from the Middleton's family home in Berkshire here's nothing pretentious about Kate—she's a natural, modest girl. Even without make-up she looks gorgeous. She'd often come down the road in the morningto get the papers and, despite having her hair

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pulled back and wearing nothing but a jumper and jeans, she'd look perfectly styled. There was something about her that lit up the shop. If there were other people around she'd always stop to chat. She had the loveliest smile and could brighten up any day with her infectious giggles.

Once she came in and bought a pear saying it was her lunch. I remember my ex-husband then started telling her, in a fatherly way, that she needed to eat more and tried to get her to buy a beef and Stilton pie. But she politely declined.

When the news broke in March 2004 that Kate and Prince William were dating, the media camped outside our shop for a week—it was crazy. I remember Kate saying to me that she didn't understand whythe media was so interested in her—there were so many other more beautiful women out there they could photograph. Not that she didn't understand the media frenzy, she just considered herself to be a normal girl.

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June Scutter, 82, is now retired and lives in Berkshire.

She first met Kate when she was her Brown Owl hen Catherine, as she liked to be called, became a Brownie in September 1990, I'd never have guessed that one day she'd get engaged to a prince. She was eight when I enrolled her and her sister Pippa in the ist St Andrew's pack. Although she was ayear older than her sister, Catherine was shy, nothing like the glamorous icon she is today.

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There was a cook, but they'd wash up and sweep, in order to get their House Orderly badge. Catherine was the perfect housewife. As told to Claudia Joseph

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—I — t's almost upon us and I'm sure they're lookingforward to it, but if you asked William and Kate what they'd change about their weddingday plans I suspect they'd answer: just about everything.

They'd lose 90 per cent of the guests, the crowds, the hype and especially the billion or more people watching on TV around the world, and choose instead a small country church, their close mates and a marquee in the Middleton garden.

But such is life. It will be a hell of a public weddingfor an essentially private couple, used to being able to conduct their relationship away from the public gaze.

But they'll knuckle down and get on with it because they have to. At least they seem genuinely happy to begetting each other.

The real question, though, is how their

William and Kate doomed to repeat the experience of Charles and Diana? No, I reply, and no. They'll get along just fine.

And for one reason above all others: the phone-hacking scandal.

If that seems a little out of left field, just bear with me a moment. Did you notice how quiet it was on the William-and-Kate front in the few months after their engagement? Yes, it was manic for the first few days, but after that the pair dropped out of sight. This was part of a deliberate strategy, since neither William nor his advisers wanted the public to get bored.

But it's still kind of remarkable, don'tyou think? There were no leaks of the guest list, the dress, the service or anything else. And it all served to highlight a broader truth: that the market in royal tittle-tattle, which once filled so many column inches in so

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many newspapers, has all but dried up. It's dead out there. Nothing. Zilch. Nada.

It was once so different. When I took over as royal correspondent of ITVNews in 2001, barely a day—and certainly not a week—went by without some story or 63

other emerging from the royal family. It was an entirely new world for me—I'd been a foreign correspondent previously—and I found it fascinating, but very strange. It was clear that Charles and Diana's split, and their respective decisions to brief favoured journalists and newspapers, had opened up a huge marketplace, but what puzzled me was how vigorously it seemed to be continuing.

Theyoung princes were, of course, big news. Anything about them, however

trivial, made it into the papers. And there was a lot of it. There were big stories—like Harry smoking dope—but an endless stream of much smaller ones, too. And I could never work out where in the hell they came from. Neither William nor Harry ever met journalists, let alone briefed them, and they seemed to prize two qualities above all in friends and officials alike: discretion and loyalty. The whole business made me and many of those I liked on the royal beat feel pretty stupid. We worked away at building relationships and making contacts, but none of these people ever told us any of the stuff that pitched up in places like the News of the World. raduallythrough the auspices of a few mutual

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friends—I got to know William and Harry and grew to like them. I went out to lunch, did some filming and ended up making a documentary with Harry in Lesotho, which raised enough moneyto found his charity Sentebale. I made it clear that I'd operate with them as I had in every other aspect of my journalistic life, which is to say I would never treat them as a commodity. What was private would remain private. We became, in a loose sense, friends.

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"I don't want to say they were paranoid or obsessed, but the princes spent hours debating which friend might have leaked this or that" loomed over everything. Their suspicion of the media, of course, had a lot to do with their mother's tempestuous experience, but it was also fuelled bythe constant stream of leaks concerning their own personal lives. I don't want to say they were paranoid or obsessed, but I do know they spent many hours debating which friend or associate might have leaked this or that.

It really ground them down. How do you learn how to trust people in a world where everythingyou do seems to pitch up in the columns of a newspaper? t was a difficult issue to get over and I resolved early on not to share any private conversations I had with

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them with anyone, including my wife.

Soyou can imagine how hacked off and frankly shocked I was to see something that was supposed to be confidential concerning William and me appear in the News of the World one Sunday morning. It was a trivial item, only written up in brief, reportingthat I'd gone into the Palace to lend him some editing equipment so that he could splice his gap-year videos together.

It was embarrassing, but also bewildering. I hadn't told a soul, and since I'd only placed the call to make the arrangement on the day before the article was printed, there didn't seem much of a chance of him havingtold many people either.

When I went to meet him on the Monday, we had a couple of beers and chewed it

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over. "I hope you don't think I thinkyou leaked that;' he said, decently. And I said that I was grateful. But we really did scratch our heads. We talked about another article printed the previous week concerning a knee operation he was due to have, which seemed to fall into a very similar category.

And then we went back further. There were all kinds of stories that seemed to fit into the same category, some of them grossly distorted or only half understood. It was then that I mentioned that during my period as royal correspondent a fewyears earlier (I was now political editor) I'd been told bytabloid colleagues that it was by no means unusual for people's voice message systems to be hacked into. In fact, they'd said that was how rivals had kept track of Richard Kay at the Daily Mail, who'd once been close to William's mother and had written many of the big exclusives that emanated from her duringthat period.

It was as if a light came on. It all suddenly made sense. Perhaps there was no secret mole, no disloyal friend or official after all.

We talked it over with William's ex-SAS private secretary Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton and they decided between them to take action. The police were called in.

It went silent for a longtime after that, but about five or six months later I got a call that stunned me. Not only was it clear that we were right and William's staff had had their phones hacked into, 65

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but so too had hundreds of others.

The rest, of course,you know and see as it continues to pan out before us. There have been moments in the past fiveyears when I've wished I'd kept my big mouth shut since, as a political editor, on countless occasions I've found myself sitting across a table from Andy Coulson, who was forced to resign as editor of the News ofthe World as a result of the scandal (though he's always been incredibly professional about it all, I must say). But I can't saythat I regret what happened.

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years ago, the flood of royal stories has almost totally dried up.

They do still emerge from time to time: we had Harry's infamous "Paki" video and the tale of how William landed a

Chinook helicopter in his girlfriend's back garden. But it's pretty clear where these stories have come from, and they remain rare. The truth is that William and Harry have learned that people by and large do not betray them for a fast buck. It has answered a lot of questions that have lingered long in their minds and helped them to approach the media with a more willing countenance.

They are now able to live as they wish to.

William and Kate in particular will go public when they have to, do what they are required to do with feeling, and then return to the tranquillity of the private lives they so crave. Will they be happy? Well, that's a different question. But happier than they would have been had News of the World royal editor Clive Goodman and co not been caught? Of that I have no doubt. •

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Laptops, Google Earth, blogs and video messaging are now part of daily life for these tribespeople

Western culture was destroying this Brazilian tribe, but now it's Western technology that's saving it Words and photographs by Craig Stennett

"We decided not to fight any more with our bows and arrows, but to use computers, the Internet and technology to bring attention to our situation," says Almir Narayamoga, 36, the chief of Brazil's Paiter Surui tribe, who live deep in the Amazonian rainforest. "If we hadn't done that, as a people we would have been finished, and so would the rainforest. Training and education is now our kind of war; we know we have to adapt," he states.

So to help save his tribe's 250,000hectare reserve in western Brazil from illegal deforestation by loggers, Chief Almir travelled unannounced to Google's offices in California in 2007 to make a personal plea for their help.

Staff from Google subsequently visited the reserve and gave technicaltraining workshops to the Surui, and donated several computers. As a result, the tribe have used the satellite imagery they can access via Google Earth to build a clear picture of their reserve that they can monitor for any illegal logging.

As yet, the Surui can only get an internet connection in Cacoal, the nearest town; there are no phone or mobile communications on the reserve itself. (Members of the tribe go to Cacoal regularly to use the internet and access Google Earth.) But Almir's vision is to digitise the whole reserve one day. The Surui already have a website* and use blogs, video messaging and digital images to communicate with the outside world. (Their computers 78

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are maintained by an IT firm in Cacoal; and running costs are covered by donations, but the Surui's long-term goal is to gain financial independence and absorb the costs themselves.) As Almir remarks: "Alone, we Surui cannot manage to reconstruct this region. We need the help of the whole world."

But the Surui are not stopping at mapping their reserve—they've now

embarked on an ambitious project to

record the density of the rainforest in it. Three forest engineers have come to train the Surui on GPS equipment, pre-installed with a unique software program that will measure the type, location and size of trees to calculate the amount of carbon held in their reserve's forests. The Surui will be the first indigenous community in the Amazon Basin to be paid by the industrialised world to protect their rainforest through carbon trading. The scheme, tri‘ 79

r. known as REDD (Reducing Emissions from Deforestation and Forest Degradation), is intended to reduce greenhouse gases.

Ultimately, the Surui want to plant at least a million trees to return the rainforest to its original condition.

I drive with the Surui team and the

tree engineers into the rainforest where the training will start. When our pickups can travel no further we have to proceed on foot carrying water, machetes and, most importantly, the vital GPS equipment.

Visibility through the dense undergrowth drops dramatically and humidity must be close to 100 per cent. Sweat pours down my face, as well as the faces of Vasco van Roosemallen, head of the Amazon Conservation Team in Brazil, and the two other tree engineers; our clothes are wet through. Understandably, the Surui handle the conditions better.

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The tribesmen went on a two-day training course to Learn how to collect carbon data.

Left: this map hows how verdant ithe Surui reserve is compared with the 'dull patches of deforested land

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many of the insects around us. Ants the size of your thumb that leave a vicious and fever-inducing bite have to be avoided. I inadvertently kick over one of their ground-level nests, which doesn't make me the most popular person in the rainforest that day.

After 20 minutes in these conditions I've had enough, but we endure for another three hours until everybody is confident with the equipment. After READER'S DIGEST • APRIL '11

today's training, the team will later spend a gruelling 15 days in the jungle.

"The great thing about the Surui," Vasco says, "is that they try to find their own solutions to the problems they face.

If you look at the arc of destruction of the Amazonian rainforest, the areas that still have forest are indigenous lands.

They are absolutely crucial to holding back deforestation."

I ask Almir if he feels hopeful for the readersdigest.co.uk

future survival of the rainforest and his people. "A few years ago nobody thought there could be a black president of the United States, but he is there. Eight years ago nobody believed Lula could have been the president of Brazil. Two or three years ago nobody believed that we'd get all the loggers out of our lands, but we did. It's the start of change. Every day we believe we'll reach our ultimate 4r, goal. A better future for all."

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THE DECLINE OF THE SURUI...

Naramatiga Surui, his face marked with traditional Surui tattoos and a hole still visible on his chin where he once wore a feather, believes he is around 65.

Today he's sitting in Lapetan ha—one of the villages in the Surui reserve—under the cover of a thatched palm roof in an area where the village meets for discussions or meals. Naramatiga has been asked to recall when the Surui first made contact with the outside world.

Some other Surui gather around to listen.

On September 7,1969, Naramatiga was one of a group of Surui who went deliberately to meet the "Branco"—their name for the white man. The tribe had come across white invaders already with the arrival of rubber planters, and these encounters had usually ended in bloodshed. But this day was to be different: "We wanted to see if we could be friends. These Brancos left knives, pans and mirrors tied to tree branches for us. At first we were scared to touch them, but we were still curious. I wanted to ask the Branco why they were leaving these things and I wanted to see if we could make peace with them."

It was staff from the Indigenous Protection Service of Brazil who were

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leavingthe gifts. Their mandate was to make contact with indigenous people and to protect their rights.

On that day, Naramatiga called to the Brancos and through hand gestures he understood that they wanted their party of eight to come back with as many Surui as possible, and that there would be more gifts. The Surui did return in greater numbers and fear of the Branco gradually subsided.

But these meetings were to bring disaster to the Surui. "People started dying quite soon after that first contact: three or four a day—we simply had no immunityfrom the diseases," Naramatiga recalls.

A programme of immunisation was initiated by the Brazilian government threeyears later, but bythen the Surui claim their numbers had dropped from 5,000 to around 25o.

I ask Naramatiga if he ever wishes he had never gone to meet the Branco, and he replies, "We Surui had only lived in war, we wanted to make peace. There were times when it was very bad, with the deaths from disease, but it has not been all negative. We now have our lands recognised by the government and we take care of them ourselves."

He stops for a minute and then adds, "The storyyou see today of the Surui shows that we are warriors, with all that we as a people have had to endure." ti

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He lived to tell the tale: Naramatiga Surui was there when his people made contact with the white man in 1969 (see left)

...AND THE REBIRTH When Almir Narayamoga was elected chief of the Surui at just 17 in 1991, he knew he had to do something to protect his tribe.

• He became the first Surui to go to university, then a fewyears later he went with Brazilian environmental activist Jose Maria dos Santos to Washington DC to try to convince the World Bank to audit their loan to indigenous tribes. Money and materials that had been allocated to the tribes for an agricultural project had not been forthcoming. The bank restructured the terms of its loan and the destitute tribes got paid directly.

• He forced regional officials to sink wells to store drinking water and build schools inside the Surui's reserve.

• To help fix the tribe's population decline, which was bringing it dangerously close to extinction, Almir advised families to have more children and enticed indigenous Indians from other tribes to go and live with the Surui.

• Almir then took on the loggers, who were destroyingthe Surui's rainforest. In the last 13years ii tribal chiefs, two of them Surui, have been murdered—loggers are thought to be behind the killings. A bounty of $ioo,000 was placed on Almir's head, allegedly by loggers. He was forced to flee the reserve, but he returned after seven months and said: "Publicity is my best defence."

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The life of the Surui The population of the Surui now stands at just over 1,30o spread across 23 villages on the reserve.

Lapetanha village, pictured here, has a school, a church and 102 inhabitants—electricity reached it just four years ago. Despite this, three computers occupy their own room in the school.

Village life sits comfortably with the gadgetry.

Above: the Surui still make traditional beads and jewellery.

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Marianne Faithfull, 64, on sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, losing everything...and getting it back again

I Reme ...being with my daddy. My father was

hardy and tough—he'd been a spy in occupied Europe during the Second World War. When I was very young I had nightmares about him, dreaming of "daddyhats" that looked like my dad and had long nails that tickled me. I would wake up screaming. ...being very much a "daddy's girl" later on. By the time my parents split

up, dad seemed calm and friendly— English and cool, with a stiff upper lip. Unlike my Austrian mother Eva, who was really emotional and excessive. She was extremely hostile to him, so it was always tense; I could feel how much she didn't want me to like him, but I couldn't help loving him. When he came to visit, he'd collect me from school and we'd go and have egg and chips, which was a lovely treat.

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Outside the house in Reading where Marianne lived with her mum. Her dad took the picture— "a little girt desperately trying to seduce her father". Inset: being dunked in the Thames at the age of two

...making As Tears Go Byin 1964 at IBC Recording Studios in London's

Portland Place, near the BBC. The record was produced by Andrew Loog Oldham [The Rolling Stones' manager], who I met at a party where I also met Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. Andrew had locked them in the kitchen and made them write a song—As Tears Go By. Andrew gave it to me to record.

I got the train into London from my home in Reading with my friend Sally Oldfield [sister of the future rock star Mike]. When we arrived, the arranger Mike Leander had written it all out and the band was in the studio.

The control room was high up and they all looked down on me. Andrew was crazy, probably on lots of pills.

It was a relief that Mike Leander was someone I could talk to.

When Mick tried to make me

r, sit on his knee, I said no and made Sally sit on it instead. I didn't want to go there. Yet. ...getting together with Mick after a Stones concert in Bristol in 1966, when they were

supported by Ike and Tina Turner. He'd desired me for ages, but I was too naive to notice. I was married—I thought I was protected. Mick wrote a song about it: "Let's Spend the Night Together".

Infamous: keeping a low profile in the aftermath of the drugs bust at Sussex

...being busted in 1967 at Redlands, Keith's house in Sussex. When the police

knocked, we were all tripping on acid and didn't get what was going on. We were listening to Bob Dylan's latest album Blonde On Blonde. I'd just had a bath, so I was naked beneath a fur rug—on acid, you really wanted to wear something different from the dirty clothes you'd worn before taking a bath: different textures, different vibes. I was more dressed than I'd been all day!

Afterwards, we all went back to Harley House in Marylebone Road, where Mick and I lived, and had cornflakes because we were starving by then. As we became more conscious, [photographer] Michael Cooper asked if anybody actually knew David Schneiderman, a mysterious drug dealer known 88

as The Acid King, who'd been with us at Redlands. The police hadn't looked at any of his bags...and then he'd disappeared. We later found out that it was all a set-up. ...being holed up in Redlands during the trial. Mick was already in prison,

but not yet Keith. That week I was doing a lot of acid, so I'd go out and pick wild flowers and grasses for the house. They'd always be removed, so I'd pick some more...and again they would disappear. I only found out why years later: Keith had hay fever.

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was my first serious ...losing it, role. I hadn't gone to drama school, everything, so I didn't have any all at once. technique. I worked like a child actress; i Lost my son I believed it. It's not Nicholas, a classical approach my self—in my mind it's really happening. respect and I was really into it. my good My fellow actresses With Keith Richards. "He's were good in name still very arty—he sends rehearsal, but on the handwritten faxes first night I got a great me ...Mick behaved really with little drawings" review from Harold well. He didn't want me Hobson in the Sunday Times and they to leave—he wanted me to stay and started calling me "Hobson's choice". get better. But I couldn't; I was ruled Years later I saw Glenda Jackson by drugs and Mick was trying to stop in Mother Courage and I thought me. Typically for an addict, I insisted it was very boring. But she was a that he leave me alone so I could do great actress and I can't understand what I wanted. For two years in the why she wanted to be a politician; early Seventies, I was a junkie living maybe she thought it was more in a squat in Lots Road, Chelsea. serious. Very British. Acting is not flimsy. ...the people who were kind to me back then, like my dealer before I registered as a heroin addict with Dr Willis, when life got a bit more manageable. [The poet] Brion Gysin was always nice to me and so was [the artist] Francis Bacon, who'd take me for a fish tea at Wheeler's restaurant. Otherwise, all I ate was Shredded Wheat with milk and sugar.

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Ar. wv to a self-help group—something I do now to take care of myself.

I wrote about my daily life in Paris in the new song "Prussian Blue" with Dave Courts, who I love working with because I'm not shy with him. He lets me contribute to the tune—he follows my voice on the guitar and finds the chords. He came to Paris and we sat at my big table where I'd written with P J Harvey. I didn't consciously describe Paris through a painter's eyes, but thinking back, it's the cip\B Paris of the Impressionists.

...recording "Going Back" in one take;

the first take was so emotional that we decided to keep it. It's one of the great songs. I know Dusty Springfield made the definitive version, but I like mine, too. It's very heartfelt. All the lyrics apply: "Now I think I've got a lot more than my toys to lend." • As told to Mat Snow >> Marianne Faithfull's latest album Horses and High Heels is out now. She will perform

at the Barbican in London on May 24. Visit readersdigest.co.uk/links for details.

EWARE! A MASTER CRIMINAL AT WORK A burglar who'd obviously watched one too many heist films tried to break into his neighbour's flat using only his bank card. The 29-year-old from Monchengladbach, Germany, alerted the owner in the process and, in his hurry to get away, snapped the card in half—Leaving behind his name and account details.

"The victim called up and read us the details off the card," police said. "When we got to the burglar's house, the other half was sitting on his kitchen table."

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DRUG MIX-UPS. NURSES WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. DEATHS. HOW COME HOSPITALS DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO TREAT THE UK'S THREE MILLION DIABETICS?

BY SUSANNAH HICKLING

EARLY LAST YEAR, SUSIE FLITTON NEARLY DIED. The 49-year-old from Hemel

Hempstead has Type 1 diabetes, and a hiatus hernia operation sent sugar and acid levels in her blood soaring, causing liver and kidney failure. She was given just a 20 per cent chance of surviving, yet pulled through thanks to intensive- care staff at Watford General Hospital. "They were brilliant," she says.

But she tells a very different story about going back onto the ward. Nurses gave Susie insulin—which she normally injects four times a day—at breakfast, but not at lunchtime, apparently believing it was better to keep her blood-sugar levels high, rather than stable.

They seemed aware that diabetics can develop hypoglycaemia (known as a "hypo"), which causes anxiety, shaking, weakness and even coma if sugar levels drop too low, but ignorant of the dangers of them going the other way. Hyperglycaemia can cause raging thirst, blurred vision and crushing fatigue— as well as coma and death.

Susie's glucose levels were regularly around 14 millimoles per litre when they should have been well below ten. Her eyesight was blurred and she was racked by anxiety—not helped by the knowledge that the high acid levels could return.

She tried to tell the nurses that what they were doing was wrong, but she was too weak to be assertive and they ignored her. She spent three weeks in hospital—longer than she might have needed to—as doctors couldn't release her until her sugar levels reduced once levels have gone awry, they can take eeks to stabilise) and her recovery from ery was slower. wards the end of her stay, she was alto take charge of her own insulin again, rse brought her not only the wrong 93

type but also the wrong pen with which to inject it. "It had someone else's needle," Susie claims.

Eventually, she made a full recovery, but her experience has left her badly shaken. "It was really scary," she says.

"If my blood sugar goes up now, I get in a panic because I don't want to go back into hospital."

Is Susie's story a one-off? Definitely not, judging by other hair-raising stories of hospitalisation that pepper online diabetes forums and patient feedback sites.

The dread of being an inpatient again is common—and statistics vindicate these fears. The first National Diabetes Inpatient Audit of 219 NHS hospitals in September 2009 found that, in some, one in four people on the wards had diabetes. But, of the third who took insulin, the same proportion had a treatment error on their chart. Insulin was

often poor and a simple blister can lead to the loss of a leg—and one in 30 actually developed a foot ulcer.

The full results of the survey have never been published and participating hospitals that Reader's Digest contacted were not willing to divulge their results.

West Hertfordshire NHS Trust, which runs Watford General Hospital, refused outright, even when we made a request under the Freedom of Information Act. Executives cited an exemption in the legislation.

But what these headline findings do reveal is the extent to which the NHS is letting down many of the UK's estimated three million diabetics.

"Doctors and nurses are taught about diabetes as part of their training, but it's not something they specialise in on the general ward," explains Simon O'Neill, director of care, information and advocacy at charity Diabetes UK. "Treatment for diabetes is very good,

THE TRAINEE NURSE WHO SET UP JOANNE COOPER'S INSULIN DRIP ADMITTED THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO used incorrectly in a fifth of cases, and more than a quarter of these patients had had a hypo. Less than a third of diabetics could recall a foot examination—crucial, as their circulation is 94

but as soon as people go into hospital, the generalist staff seem to have no concept of how to manage it. Rather than calling on the diabetes team (present in around half of hospitals) or READER'S DIGEST APRIL '11

a diabetes specialist nurse (DSN) they struggle on. They tend to ignore the diabetes or think they're more expert than the patient—who may have spent years successfully managing their condition—and overrule them."

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longer in hospital than other patients.

Partly this is because they are more likely to develop complications or have other conditions, such as heart disease.

But it's also, says consultant diabetologist Dr David Kerr of the Bournemouth Diabetes and Endocrine Centre, because "the overall standard of care in hospital is sub-optimal".

In Birmingham's Heartlands Hospital, diabetics spent an average of19 days on the ward, according to the 2009 national audit—ten days longer than the average patient. This comes as no surprise to Joanne Cooper, who was admitted to the hospital in March 2009 with soaring blood-sugar and acid levels.

It took three and a half hours in A&E before the 38-year-old was put on an insulin and saline drip. The trainee nurse who came to set it up admitted, "I don't know what to do."

Joanne never caught even a distant glimpse of a diabetes specialist nurse or diabetic consultant and, in the end, topped up her own insulin to bring her blood sugar down and got out of there.

Fortunately, Joanne Cooper was in hospital for less than 24 hours, but Simon O'Neill cites the caller to Diabetes UK whose father had recovered well from surgery in an unnamed hospital, readersdigest.co.uk

WHAT IS DIABETES?

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TYPE 1: The pancreas cannot make insulin, the hormone that helps body cells absorb glucose—a key, energy-providing carbohydrate. Type i diabetes cannot be prevented and it's not known why it develops, but accounts for around ten per cent of cases.

It's most common in those under 40.

TYPE 2: The body isn't making enough insulin or the insulin it produces isn't working properly. Type 2 accounts for between 85 and 95 per cent of cases and is linked with being overweight. It can be treated with diet and exercise, although medication can be required, too.

Symptoms of diabetes can include: • Extreme tiredness.

• Excessive urination. The body makes an extra effort to flush the glucose out. This can also lead to extreme thirst.

• Weight loss. The body breaks down fat for energy.

• Blurred vision due to glucose build-up affecting the lens.

• Slow healing of cuts and wounds.

Long-term complications can include: Heart disease, kidneyfailure and nerve damage, which can lead to amputations, strokes and blindness.

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but was still there two months later, with dangerously high blood sugar. In all that time, the ward staff hadn't contacted the hospital's diabetes team.

"Even if we ignore the human suffering, on a purely economic scale, this man was blocking an acute hospital bed at huge cost," O'Neill points out.

Insulin is highly toxic in large quantities and the medical murderer's drug of choice. Nurse Colin Norris—dubbed

the `Angel of Death"—killed four Leeds pensioners in 2002 with overdoses.

Yet, according to the National Patient Safety Agency (NPSA), between August 2003 and August 2009 there were 3,881 cases of people being given the wrong amount. Some, including four deaths, occurred because the abbreviation "U" (short for "units") was misread as a zero

only too well—were also frequent. According to the NPSA, this was the cause of two deaths between September 2006 and June 2009.

At Mayday Hospital, Croydon, civil servant Tracey Hynan's three-year-old daughter Molly was the victim of another common mistake: she was apparently given the wrong type of insulin. Tracey, and her husband Gary, who happens to be a well-informed Type 1 diabetic, were so frightened for their child's safety they discharged her before any harm could be done. "It was horrific," says Tracey.

In a statement to Reader's Digest, Mayday Hospital (now renamed Croydon University Hospital) said that it had taken action to reduce the risk of similar errors recurring, including ongoing training for paediatric nurses.

"IF PIZZA HUT CAN GIVE ME CARBOHYDRATE DETAILS, WHY CAN'T THE NHS?" SAYS SEAN PRICE

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so patients may have received ten times the prescribed amount, or because medical staff used intravenous syringes with graduations in ml, instead of diabetes syringes with graduations in smaller "insulin units". Other errors were blamed on doctors' poor writing on prescriptions. Delayed or omitted doses of insulin—as Susie Flitton knows 96

But even when patients are allowed to take charge of their diabetes management, problems can occur. Forty-

six-year-old council worker Sean Price was admitted to Rotherham Hospital last August with hyperglycaemia. Unfortunately, a shortage of monitoring equipment made it impossible for him to keep tabs on his blood-sugar levels.

Neither was he able to count his carbohydrates—crucial for working out his correct insulin doses—as the hospital menus had no nutritional information. "I had to guess everything. If Pizza Hut can give me carbohydrate details, why can't the NHS?" he says.

"Carbohydrate counting is nearly impossible in hospital," confirms Dr David Kerr.

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It seems clear that hospital staff need better training. In 1993, a reor-

ganisation of medical-school curricula undermined the teaching of therapeutics and prescribing just as it became increasingly complex.

"Specific final exams on therapeutics were widely abandoned," says Dr David Webb, professor of therapeutics and clinical pharmacology at the University of Edinburgh, "making students think this is a less important area for their efforts."

A national examination that doctors have to pass before they are allowed to prescribe independently is now under development, but will take several years to work through the system, and, until then, other measures are necessary.

Script—an online toolkit developed to help junior doctors with prescribing—could help to plug the gap. Education of doctors and nurses at ward level is also highly effective.

The Royal Bournemouth Hospital gave doctors and other staff a "credit card" listing the 11 commandments of diabetes management that they could slip into their pockets. A DSN also ran education programmes for ward staff.

AND IF YOU DO HAVE TO GO TO HOSPITAL? • Be prepared. Try to gain agreement in advance that you can manage your

own diabetes.

• Do not hand over your diabetes kit.

Instead, keep it in your locker.

• Take your own hypo treatments— a small can of fizzy drink, snacks, glucose tablets.

• Ask to see a member of the diabetes healthcare team if you have concerns.

• Be assertive. Remember, you know your diabetes better than anyone.

• Partners, close friends and family need to know about your condition and the medication you take so they can speak up on your behalf if you're too poorly.

• Download the leaflet Diabetes Care in Hospital: What Care to Expect During Your Hospital Stay from Diabetes UK (order a copy by phoning o800 585088 or visit the website*).

• If you wish to make a complaint, contact the hospital's Patient Advice and Liaison Service.

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t) As a result, insulin errors at the hospital halved over a 12-month period.

A consistent policy of letting patients manage their own diabetes care, if at all possible, can pay dividends.

It helped Worcestershire Acute Hospital Trust reduce diabetics' average hospital stay from ten days to seven.

That initiative was, again, led by a diabetes specialist nurse, but there's a chronic shortage of these, with only around half of all hospitals having one.

"Studies show that a DSN saves her salary in a year in reduced bed stays," says Diabetes UK's Simon O'Neill. "But it still doesn't happen."

The 2009 National Diabetes Inpatient Audit is at least proving a useful tool in persuading some hospital managers to allocate resources more effectively. Ipswich Hospital employed a part-time DSN after officials saw its audit results and there's a commitment to increase this provision. The

hospital has also introduced a daily foot check in a bid to prevent diabetic ulcers developing.

But until institutions everywhere offer proper care to the swelling numbers of diabetics coming through their doors, they will continue to fail some of Britain's most vulnerable patients.

People like Jo Morgan, 32, a former charity worker from Walsall. Jo suffered a hyperglycaemic attack last May when medical staff failed to put her on an insulin and glucose drip as planned when she had day surgery on her shoulder at Walsall Manor Hospital. Desperately thirsty, struggling to breathe and barely able to see, she was only able to bring down her blood sugar when she injected herself with the insulin she had luckily refused to relinquish on admission.

"You worry that you're going to die because you're in hospital," she says, "and that shouldn't happen." •

GENIUNE PHRASES FOR RATHER OBSCURE SITUATIONS...

Vice admiral of the narrow seas (circa 1811): a drunken man who urinates under the table into his companions' shoes.

Tyrekicker (New Zealand, 1986): a politician who debates but takes no action (from car sales, where a person examines a car at length but does not buy it).

Nottingham goodnight (1950s): the Loud slamming of doors and saying of "Goodnight" by a courting couple. This supposedly reassures the listening parents. The couple, neither of whom have left, then retire to the sofa.

Grille-peerer: one of a group of clergymen in the 1940s who used to haunt the floors of the London Library to look up the skirts of women browsing above.

Newspaper (prison jargon): a 30-day jail sentence, supposedly the time it would take an illiterate to read one.

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By Roger Highfield

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Not convinced we can cooperate with each other? Let's say you had a

cappuccino and croissant for breakfast this morning. Just this activity gives a breathtaking glimpse into how much we work with each other every day.

Farmers in Colombia grow the beans. Brazil provides the sugar cane.

The milk comes from cows on a local farm and was heated using electricity generated by a nuclear power station in a neighbouring county.

As for that croissant, the flour comes from Canada; the butter from France; the eggs from a local READER'S DIGEST • APRIL '11

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Think it's a dogeat-dog world?

It isn't—and that's a scientific fact.

Instead, the future of our planet depends on us all just getting along

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cooperative. Many more people work in supply lines across the globe to bring these together.

Delivering your breakfast also relies on a vast number of ideas— the knowledge of how to select beans, make flour, froth milk, and so on. The result is a network of cooperation that stretches across generations, as ideas are passed on and embellished, from the first person to have a drink based on roasted seeds to the patenting of the first espresso machine. Today, the extent to which our brains collaborate matters as much as the size of those brains.

But for scientists, this behaviour is baffling. According to Darwin's idea

that life evolves through the "struggle for existence", it makes no sense to aid a potential rival—and yet this is what happens with even the lowliest creatures. Darwin himself was troubled by selfless behaviour in the natural world—notably in colonies of bees and ants. And ever since, scientists have struggled to explain how cooperation, altruism and self-sacrifice arose.

Over the past two decades, Martin Nowak, professor of mathematics and biology at Harvard University—and the co-author of my new book Supercooperators —has worked with many great minds to show that cooperation 102

is compatible with survival in a competitive environment. And it can all be pinned down to five laws: "I'll scratch your back and you scratch mine" (otherwise known as direct reciprocity).

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Even the running of a household depends on direct reciprocity.

In the kitchen, the one who cooks is often spared the drudgery of the washing up and vice versa. If a friend helps us to move house, there's an obligation on us to help pack his furniture when it's time for him to move. It can be found in bigger tribes and groups of people, too: businesses may have long-term contracts with each other; governments make treaties with one another. We repay meanness in the same coin.

WHY IT WORKS

Cooperation of this kind evolved within communities. In many societies the same two individuals have an opportunity to meet often —in the village pub, workplace, or wherever. A person will think twice about letting someone down if they're likely to see them again.

This was first pointed out by US evolutionary biologist Robert Trivers, who went on to argue that much of human emotion —gratitude, sympathy, guilt, trust, friendship and moral outrage—grew out of the same sort of simple, reciprocal, tit-for-tat logic.

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"I'll scratch your back and someone else will scratch mine" (otherwise known as indirect reciprocity).

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The American baseball player Yogi Berra was famous for his pithy comments—one of which was a perfect summary of indirect reciprocity: "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." Berra was counting on the fact that his acts of kindness wouldn't be returned by the recipients, but by third parties who were moved by his public mourning. The idea is also summarised by the satirist Tom Lehrer. In "Be Prepared", his salute to the Boy Scouts, he sings: "Be careful not to do/Your good deeds when there's no one watching you."

Modern life depends on indirect reciprocity. We think nothing of paying one stranger for a gift and then waiting to receive delivery from another stranger, thanks also to various other people whom we have never met. In our vast society it's a case of, "I'll scratch your back and someone else will scratch mine." We all depend on third parties to ensure that those who scratch backs will have theirs scratched eventually.

WHY IT WORKS In a small group—say, a village—what we call indirect reciprocity bestows tremendous advantages, by allowing me to benefit from the experience readersdigest.co.uk

that others in our clan had when dealing with you. ("Fred has always been fair when it comes to trading tools for food. But Helen can't be trusted.") Thanks to the power of reputation, great collections of mutually dependent people in a society can now sustain individuals who are specialised to an extraordinary degree.

"Birds of a feather flock together" (otherwise known as spatial selection).

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If you think about it, life is all about lumps, clumps and colonies. Bacteria grow in cultures (think of your bathroom). Bison gather in herds.

Ants work in colonies. Apes form troops. There are sleuths of bears, murders of crows, pods of whales and gaggles of geese. And, of course, populations of people form structures, too. We are organised in villages, towns and cities. We gather in the workplace, at schools and in cinemas and pubs. We have mobs and crowds and posses and throngs.

WHY IT WORKS The advantages are shown by what's known as "evolutionary set theory", where membership of a set depends on sharing phone numbers, fashion, geography or other attributes. The more sets there are, the better it is for cooperation.

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It who's joined my tennis club also loves Take That, for example, then I'll be more likely to collaborate with her. This "choosiness" of cooperators dramatically enhances the probability of successful cooperation.

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"I will sacrifice myself for the greater good" (otherwise known as group selection). No

one sums up this law and how it works better than Darwin himself. In The Descent of Man, he wrote: "There can be no doubt that a tribe including many members who were always ready to give aid to each other and to sacrifice themselves for the common good, would be victorious over other tribes; and this would be natural selection."

WHY IT WORKS

Darwin's insight into group selection is seductive and simple, but has proved controversial in evolutionary biology.

However, Martin's work shows that group selection works well if there are many small groups and not so well if there are a few large lumbering groups. Another important factor is the effects of migration between groups—too much and cheats might exploit and destroy one group, and then quickly move on to take advantage of another. As a result, 104

migration undermines cooperation.

For efficient group selection, groups need mechanisms to stop individuals moving too freely between them and other groups— tribal loyalty, if you like.

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"Blood is thicker than water" (otherwise known as kin selection). Perhaps

the most stunning example outside human society is the leafcutter ant, which abounds in the American tropics. Their nests can be gigantic—extending to about half the size of a football pitch—and the queen's three million inhabitants divide up dozens of jobs to work together as one.

Each megalopolis of these social insects is greater than the sum of its parts, creating new levels of organisation.

Their cooperation has a huge impact. Some tropical ecologists estimate that leafcutter colonies may harvest up to 17 per cent of the total leaf production of a tropical rainforest where they thrive.

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with your brother or sister can spread by natural selection, because your relative very likely carries the same gene.

This form of nepotism has evolved because you can increase the number of your genes passed to the next generation and thus boost the size of your future genetic footprint.

These five mechanisms reveal much

about how the world works. In our book Supercooperators, we reveal, for example, that the fewer friends you have, the more strongly your fate is bound to theirs; that genes may not be that selfish after all; that no matter what we do, empires will always decline and fall; and that to succeed, you need to work together.

Another fascinating find is that, because our instincts have been shaped by these laws over the generations, it's no surprise that they crop up in different faiths. In direct or indirect reciprocity, the "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" rule pops up in Greek Philosophy, Buddhism, Christianity, Judaism and more. What's remarkable is that these ideas seem as familiar to the secular as they are to the religious. Evolution, which at first

glance seems to present problems for faith, actually hones selfless, altruistic and even saintly behaviour.

But it's time we took cooperation to a new level. Many problems that challenge us today can be traced back to tension between what's good and desirable for society and what's good and desirable for an individual. That conflict can be found in problems such as climate change, pollution, resource depletion, poverty, hunger and overpopulation.

The biggest issues of all—saving the planet and maximising the collective lifetime of the species Homo sapiens — can't be solved by technology alone. They require novel ways for us to work in harmony.

If we're to continue to thrive, we have only one option: to manage the planet as a whole and harness this extraordinary creative force. It's time we really started living up to the name supercooperators. • » Roger Highfield is the editor of New Scientist and co-author, with Martin Nowak, ofSupercooperators: The Mathematics of Evolution, Altruism and Human Behaviour (Canongate, £20).

BASIC GUIDE TO CRISIS MANAGEMENT An extract from the "Plymouth Evening Herald": Plymouth Argyle director Paul Stapleton says he is "100 per cent" involved in last-ditch rescue talks aimed at saving the Pilgrims [football club]. "I can't spend any more time than I am spending on the club," said Stapleton last night, speaking from the Le Royal Meridien Beach Resort and Spa. "I'm working all hours." readersdigest.co.uk

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• : What do you do with a bunch of stroppy adolescents? Put them in a boat and send them out to sea, of course. Then its../14,* •

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of the English Channel had seemed to suck up even that light. The waves rose higher as the gale came up, curling and rolling, tossing the trawler from side to side. Some of the teenagers on deck were clinging to the edges of the boat, trying to stay upright, and there were urgent attempts to communicate with each other as they struggled to hoist the boat's 2,300 square foot of sails.

Every ounce of teamwork and team spirit was needed in these conditions.

Few of the teenagers had been on a sailing boat before, let alone way out to sea, yet they were the crew in charge of the 105-foot sailing trawler and expected to navigate to shore.

Mia, 14, the youngest, remembers the fear. "These enormous waves just came up at us. I didn't know if I was going to be tossed overboard."

Rhiannon, 15, gives a brief shudder: "It was nerve-wracking and I was very, very grateful for all the skills I'd been taught. They helped me cope."

A couple of the boys are full of bravado when I meet them in the safety of a sunny morning in port, recalling the night sailing as "fun" and "a real adventure". There's derisive laughter from teammates remembering how they'd

Give them enough rope... young crew members such as Kane Johnson and Rhiannon Richards (right) have to learn the basics of life on board ship.

Previous page: teenagers from the Ynys Hywel Activity Centre in Wales

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been "less cocky when they were hanging over the ship's side being sick".

The 13 teenagers dealing with the elements have just completed a seafaring traineeship on board the 110-ton Leader, a historic trawler used for fishing in the 19th century. The last seven days have been a rigorous education during which they've learned everything from the basics of ship life—swabbing the decks, polishing the brass, cooking and cleaning—to steering the boat, changing course, plotting a route, learning to understand the tides and navigation, and weighing anchor. No less vital is learning that cooperation is essential when you're taking on an environment as powerful, and potentially dangerous, as the sea. As each trip is unpredictable, young crews may be forced to learn how to cope, as they had the night before, in dramatic conditions (although there's always an experienced crew behind them).

The scheme, which takes groups aged between 11 and 25 each week, is run by the Trinity Sailing Foundation, a charity formed in 1999 by former journalist and sailor Strum Coupar. He wanted to offer the "immense physical and psychological benefits" that sailing can bring to all kinds of young people—in particular, those from disadvantaged backgrounds. This includes those with social and behavioural problems, learning difficulties, children living in care, and those getting into trouble.

Coupar brought together three traditional Brixham trawlers: Leader, built in 1892, and Provident, built in 1924, both sailing trawlers; and Golden Vanity, a :Kr) readersdigest.co.uk

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All at sea: teenagers from Ynys Hywel have a final debrief with skipper Dave Carnson; and then (right) Shelby Jones gets a shift in the galley kitchen. The teenagers have to muck in with cooking and cleaning

fishing smack built in 1908, all on the National Register of Historic Ships.

When I visit Trinity, operations director Matthew Maxted leads me across to the harbour at Brixham in Devon where Leader is moored. Thirteen teenagers—all from different backgrounds, communities and abilities, but all from Ynys Hywel Activity Centre run by Caerphilly Council—are just arriving with their two leaders. He guesses they'll be an easy group, then laughs. "It's not always like that," he says. "We will take anyone provided they don't present a safety risk, so that could be kids who've never been off their home estates and are completely disorientated, or young people whose learning difficulties mean they get on badly at school and are acting up because of it. It could include gang leaders and young people who are 118

used to bullying to get their way, but our staff can deal with this: the kids soon realise their urban skills don't work in this alien environment. Then there will be youngsters doing their Duke of Edinburgh's Award schemes. You'd be surprised what an equaliser this experience is, and often it's the ones with most attitude who are seasick first!"

Skipper Dave Carnson, 35, tanned with blond dreadlocks, talks about the delight the young crews experience as they become competent: how they might fish from the boat, then cook their catch; experience balmy days of warm sunshine, when they sail in perfect calm; the adrenalin flow of a sudden shift in the wind and the need to position the sails to catch it effectively; how those who've seemed most unsure or defensive spend time talking with READER'S DIGEST • APRIL '11

The crew can contain kids from estates and even gang members. They soon realise their urban skills don't work him, helping to plot the ship's course.

Angie McKinnell, a warm, maternal woman who cooks on board and has a valuable pastoral role, talks of how important mealtimes are, sitting around the large saloon table all together, particularly for those who have never done this. Here, a good deal of social education can take place.

Young people often apply for places

after Trinity Foundation staff have visited their school, youth centre or group.

Others are referred by teachers or those in charge of their welfare. (They are readersdigest.co.uk

encouraged to contribute what they can financially to the trip; while youth groups and schools will also cover some costs and the trust has fund-raising events.) "We show videos and tell stories of our trips, through Devon and Cornwall, to the Scilly Isles, Scotland and occasionally France," says Carnson.

"We explain how the boats work, and discuss the places we visit and people we meet. And we stress that this is no lightweight jaunt, but a serious opportunity to develop skills and mature."

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real behaviour problems who could be very rude and abusive to each o "We'd gone to Helford, Cornwall, .1110 the former owner of Provident, a woman in her eighties, asked if she could come on board," he says. "I didn't feel I could refuse, but I was worried how the kids would be. In fact, they treated it like a royal visit. They cleaned up the boat, polished the woodwork and the brass and were all incredibly polite. It was a turning point for them."

Just as it was for Nuku Wondrausch,

was not heading in a good direction."

Then The Zone charity in Plymouth, which aims to help young people lead better lives, suggested Trinity to Nuku.

"It was a big culture shock to begin with," he says "Being in this enclosed environment, having to find a way to get on with the others. I didn't have good social skills and got into some tussles. Then there was seasickness, which is a massive challenge."

But he loved the physical tasks of being a crew member, commanded to

For e s aftpere is huge pleasure in seeing even the most troubled teen gain confidence and self-esteem get on deck fast and haul up the ropes, or to deal with the boat changing tack rapidly if the wind suddenly switched direction.

"It was an amazing trip sailing to France and the Channel Islands," Nuku says.

"And there was this wonderful sense that I could be good at this, a feeling of independence, of being grown-up. It was so different to being led by emotions, making mistakes and not taking responsibility for what I did, as I had been doing."

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now 33, from Devon. His week with Trinity was a wake-up call in a life going badly wrong. "I had quite a tough childhood and an undiagnosed thyroid problem, so my hyperactivity was put down to bad behaviour," he says. "I was smoking too much pot at school and I would have got into drugs and crime. I 120

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seafaring in his bunk. Left: at the end of the week, there's no getting off the hook. Yes, all those who complete the course have to fill in a feedback form...

outdoor personal development with mature, gain confidence and self-esteem. young people. He trained, and then set And they hope to help more. This up his own company with the aim of year, Trinity is piloting the Achieve reconnecting teenagers with nature and Project, where they aim to involve as leading them away from the kind of many as 200 teenagers in gaining a trajectory he'd been on. He is now a BTEC qualification, equivalent to two part-time crew member on the trawlers, GCSEs. "This will really add to the week keeping an eye on relationships, learn- at sea," says Maxted. "Many young peoing and life-skills, and recognising which ple who come to us are low achievers activities might be positive for the train- and we see this project as making it ees' development. "That one week with possible for the most disadvantaged to Trinity has given real meaning to my gain the educational credits that have life," he says. often seemed impossible for them."

Maxted points to a file bursting At the end of a trainee week, a Royal with praise from teenagers and teachers Yachting Association Competent alike for what the experience already Crew Certificate is awarded to all who achieves. Then Abigail, 15, from the have completed their training. For the Welsh group, just beams and sums up Trinity staff there's huge pleasure in the experience of a week on board ship: seeing even the most troubled teenager "It was the best time EVER" • readersdigest.co.uk

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I was lucky: I was born to a woman who had common sense, wisdom and a generous heart. Never jealous, never

envious, she was only ever curious.

Mama taught me some key lessons.

The first? "Whatever life throws at you," she would say, "know that you can cope."

She herself certainly did. Mama saw her son, my older brother Roger, literally go mad before her eyes. She saw his daily torment, answered his endless tortured questions. In his early twenties he was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. By his mid-forties he was dead, killed by a combination of too many drugs, too much beer and too little exercise.

Roger was pathologically shy as a young boy. He was a worrier, someone who could communicate with others only in strangulated sentences. He lived a life inside himself. How Mama coped with Roger all those years was a lesson in itself to me in fortitude, in doing what you can in the circumstances (although I've never been able to take life as she did—in her stride; I'm still working on that).

It was strange that Roger, too, so unsuited to life himself, taught me a lot about how to live. I was shy as well, but because Roger so desperately needed to make contact with the rest of humanity, he made me reach out to people I would normally never have met—people as awkward as he was, who were prepared to put up with his aggression and his moods because they also found it difficult 4) 123

flagship series Any 4t) to relate to other Questions? Yes, I said, people. It was only then I was interested in that I began to realise politics—and from that that everyone has somemoment on I made sure thing worthwhile to offer. that I was. Thanks to Once I began taking an Mama's advice, I seized interest in other people, the moment, knowing rather than wondering that one way or another about the impression I I'd cope, whatever was making, I grew more happened. It worked. I confident and able to got the job and ran Any overcome my shyness.

"Seize the Questions? for the next I'd never say that there's moment!" ten years. always a silver lining, I absolutely loved but there's nearly was the it. I learned from my always something worth other lesson programme guests— salvaging, something politicians, journalists, you can learn from the my mum captains of industry— experience, if you can taught me that, whether we hold only grasp it while the an exalted or a lowly lightning flashes. "Seize position in life, we all want to be the moment!" was the other 1esson liked, and we're all concerned about my mum taught me and I've tried to the same things: our health, our do it ever since. family and our future.

It struck me recently that, in our At 21, I joined the BBC as a secretary financially chaotic times, and with and became a radio producer—first in Brighton, at one of the BBC's early jobs under threat, people are thinking again about what's really important local radio stations, and then in to them. They're adapting and finding Woman's Bristol, where I looked after new things to do at a different pace.

Hour. It was there that I spotted the More and more people are putting talent of Jenni Murray, then a young their families first, ahead of the BBC secretary herself, and asked her to contribute to the programme— scramble up the corporate ladder.

But I don't think that means and what a success she made of abandoning all ambition. On the that opportunity! contrary, it's about making the very Shortly afterwards, I grasped my best of the situation you're in. It's own chance. Quite unexpectedly, getting hold of what life throws at I was asked if I was interested in you and making the most of it. politics, as they were looking for After all, life has a habit of not a younger producer for Radio 4's 124

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being quite what you'd expected.

When I joined the BBC, I'd always assumed I'd be married within a year or two and on the way to having a family of my own. How wrong I was—it was to be another 36 years before a man asked me to be his wife!

That's why, over the years, I've come to appreciate the importance of putting your effort into enjoying the "now", rather than moping about what could have been. Besides, it's the things we don't do in life that we often most regret, far more than the things we do—even if we fail.

In 2009 I started something I've long wanted to have a go at—a club, TheStoneClub. I have no premises of my own. Members come along to events in different venues to hear experts speak on business and social issues, to meet each other and to share ideas. I call it a meeting of minds. Bringing people together is one of the most rewarding things in life. Anyone can do it: just

invite two or three friends to meet in your home, the office, or the corner of a pub for a coffee or a drink and good conversation—an hour and a half is about right. Ask them to bring a friend if they wish. Try it for, say, three weeks: same day of the week, same place, same time. It's a really good way of keeping in touch with people you otherwise wouldn't get round to inviting anywhere. And you'll make new friends.

Mama died in a taxi, holding my hand.

We were on our way to buy a pair of shoes. "What we have shared, darling," she had said to me that day, "no one can take from us." I'm so glad she urged me to keep looking around the corner for the next stage in my journey through life—and always to seize that moment. • >> What have you learned from your mum?

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call from a client recently to say that one of their debtors had just declared himself bankrupt owing them hundreds of thousands of pounds, she immediately sprang into action.

She organised surveillance of the debtor, carried out investigations into his financial records and, within days, arrived at his door accompanied by bodyguards. Louise had a warrant to search the property for assets, which she was convinced he possessed despite his protestations of poverty.

The bankrupt showed her around some outbuildings. She found a Bentley, a Hummer and a helicopter. "He looked a bit sheepish," she recalls.

The goods were sold to help pay off the creditors. "If you hit decisively on day one, you can capture the money," Louise says grimly.

The diminutive Deloitte insolvency specialist is one of the UK's leading bankruptcy fraud investigators. But despite success in this case, she's at the forefront of a growing battle against businessmen and others who are declaring themselves bankrupt to escape their debts, then trying to wriggle out of handing over their possessions to creditors.

In 2009, the number of personal insolvencies in the UK rose by one per cent to 73,000, but the number of bankrupts investigated for attempting to put assets out of reach of 1) ILLUSTRATED BY STEVE CAPLIN

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try` their creditors shot up from 500 to 2,000. Though the majority are found to have done nothing wrong, or subsequently cooperate with the authorities, the number who were sanctioned increased from 28 cases to 200.

"There's a trend for businessmen— particularly property developers—to get hugely into debt and go bankrupt, and who never thought this would happen to them," says Brittain. "It's a combination of the property crisis and the banks not lending. We're seeing tons and tons of businessmen who are used to a wealthy lifestyle and don't understand how to give it up, so they'll avoid doing so like the plague."

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hile these people are going bankrupt to have their debts written off,

their houses are being hurriedly slipped into trusts for wives or children, their cars "sold" massively undervalue to relatives or friends, the cash in the bank is being transferred magically out of the country, and the creditor— who's been landed with the written-off debt—is left holding the baby.

The government-run Insolvency Service deals with all bankruptcies and is the middleman between debtor and creditor. It recently issued a press release warning bankrupts pulling such stunts that its official receivers (ORs) and private insolvency practitioners (IPs)—who refer cases to the service or are drafted in for investigations—are on the warpath. Both have legal powers to enter suspects' premises, confiscate 128

computers and mobiles, get post redirected to them and make arrests.

Of the 200 fraudulent bankrupts the service caught, 96 received custodial sentences, ranging from one month to threeand-a-half years. The rest had their bankruptcies increased to somewhere between two and the maximum of 15 years, limiting their ability to start new companies, obtain a mortgage or keep any money earned for themselves, rather than creditors.

But still the bankrupts try it on. Sham divorces are one tactic.

Pat Boyden, 58, an insolvency practitioner at accountancy firm PricewaterhouseCoopers, became suspicious about the recent divorce of one bankrupt when his wife's demands for their substantial house weren't contested. He asked a private investigator to follow the man and found that every evening he came home from work, parked his car a few streets away and nipped down alleys before getting in through the rear door.

The divorce was a sham and a court ordered that the house be sold, with half the money going to creditors.

Others simply make a quick transfer of their home into their spouse's name.

"It's often the wife who pressures the debtor to do all he can to save the house —the obvious solution is to put everything in her name," says Boyden.

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on-cooperation is another gambit used by bankrupts to cling onto their assets

—something that usually ends in arrest or a smashand-grab operation.

Simon Brown, a veteran OR, has the comfortable, quietly spoken air of a bookkeeper, but he's been through dawn raids, death threats and chases through the streets of London.

"We may not be the Sweeney," he says "but we are what I'd call financial police."

He took part in one raid after neighbours told his office that the bankrupt next door was burning documents in the garden of his country house near Guildford, Surrey. He was a company director who had debts in excess of £150,000. The investigators sifted readersdigest.co.uk

through the ashes and his house, finding incriminating details of company-related liabilities and assets, some of which were sold to pay the creditors.

Simon also recalls the time he was passing the desk of a colleague who was opening the post of one uncooperative bankrupt.

"He fished out two plane tickets to the Caribbean for the following day.

This was a man from south London, previously employed in the RAF who, according to creditors, described himself as having experience of small firearms and explosives.

"The travel agent told us that when he hadn't received the tickets he'd called to complain and had been sent duplicates. So the next day Gatwick police had him face down on the floor of the airport with sub-machine fr) 129

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C, guns trained on him. He owed some £25,000 and said he was just travelling to meet relatives in Jamaica, but we believed he was attempting to abscond.

He spent the weekend in prison and was much more cooperative with us after that."

The investigators can go to extraordinary lengths to unravel dodgy claims.

Adviser Pat Boyden recalls a prominent politician who recently went bankrupt while owning a house worth several million pounds. The politician produced a letter dated 20 years previously that appeared to show that he'd gifted the house to his wife. Pat sent the letter to a forensic scientist. It turned out that the watermark on the paper was recent and the letter was a fraud. The house was sold off for the creditors. ften, bankrupts' assets are difficult to track down

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because they register them under aliases, using a maiden or married name or a name changed by deed poll that they don't disclose to the Insolvency Service.

A search by investigators of deleted files on laptops, emails and text messages can prove fruitful, though often they're reliant on tip-offs from bankrupts' disgruntled associates.

One builder, for instance, appeared to have given a full explanation of his affairs. "But it turned out he had a very lucrative sideline in selling sports cars," recalls Peter Lunn, an OR with more than 20 years' experience. "We had no knowledge of that at all until he made

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Then I got a call saying, 'Did you know that my husband is trading in cars from this location using this trading name with bank accounts in this and that name in the Channel Islands?' " The builder's bankruptcy was extended and £100,000 recovered.

Without investigators physically barring bankrupts' front doors, many small personal effects will also walk free. One businessman was known to wear an expensive Rolex watch. 'After he went bankrupt, we questioned him about the watch and he turned up a few days later with a cheap fake," says Pat Boyden. "We knew he'd hidden the real Rolex, but then you're into the territory of tracking down receipts, which can cost as much as the item itself."

Assets worth hundreds of millions of pounds (there are no definite statistics) are recovered every year, but it's hard to say how much lies undiscovered.

Of course, the vast majority of bankrupts have no assets to hide and most of those who do choose not to flout the law. But the new recession bankrupt is typified by 45-year-old Andy*, who had his bankruptcy extended by six years when the judge ruled that his divorce had been an asset-transferring ruse.

Andy's only regret is being found out. "The banks were the ones that took Britain to the brink of bankruptcy and brought my business down by not lending to me. We bailed them out to the tune of a trillion pounds, but there's no one to bail my wife and children out except me," he says angrily.

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• "What are your strengths and weaknesses?" Interviewers expect you to throw in a token failing—such as, "I work too hard"—so they often pause at this point, waiting for you to dig a hole for yourself.

Don't be tempted to add, "And my spelling's rubbish," to break the silence.

• "How did you cope with being made redundant?" They're looking for resilience, to see how successfully you handle rejection.

It's also a chance to show how well you filled your time. "Volunteering is a great way to contribute to society and keep skills up to date," says McDermott.

Afterwards, write or email, expressingyour thanks for the interview and enthusiasm for the job. It might swingthings in your favour.

HOW TO...tell plants from weeds THERE ARE GREEN SHOOTS ALL OVER THE GARDEN, but which are the weeds? Until they flower, it's hard for rookie gardeners to tell geraniums from creeping buttercup, dicentra from Can ground elder, or you tell pinks from couch them grass. Print out apart? pictures of weeds Pinks... (find them on eGarden*) to help you identify ...or couch the garden thugs grass? and get clever ' ' with planting. *See readersdigest.co.uk/links for weblinks

HOW TO ...make a decent cup of coffee

1. GRIND your own beans—coarse for use in cafetieres, fine for filter and very fine for espresso.

2. ADD seven scoops of coffee to an eight-cup cafetiere and top up with boiled (but not boiling) filtered water.

3. WAIT four minutes, then press and pour.

If it's too strong, top up with hot water, says Starbucks' coffee guru Laurence Winch. His favourite blend is Sumatran, which is full, syrupy and goes surprisingly well with cheese. So experiment— there's a whole world of arabica (the best) beans to enjoy.

1,001 THINGS A' Sowing annuals in rows makes the invaders easier to spot, says eGarden expert Jonathan Edwards, and growing a few in a pot provides an instant reference when weeding.

It's equally easy to grub up self-seeding perennials in mistake for weeds, especially

as they can appearyards from their source. "Look for seedlings growing close to the mother plant to get your eye in, and start weeding there," says Edwards. Then, by the time you tackle the rest of the garden, telling good from bad will be a breeze.

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to strike a deal with a publisher, who'll pay royalties and an advance.

No luck? Then consider self-publishing,

"I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT PUBLISHING when !fired off my first novel to literary agents," says Fiona Walker, whose 11th, Kiss and Tell, has just been published.

Within a week, she'd signed a contract that made her a full-time novelist. If that doesn't inspireyou to get writing, nothing will, but finishing the book is only half the story. As Walker admits, the real challenge is getting published.

First, try the traditional route. Few publishers accept unsolicited manuscripts, so send it to a literary agent who publishes books similar to yours.

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where it's up to you to organise everything from editing and printing to marketing. If you don't have the skills,you can employ a self-publishing company to do it for you (not to be confused with vanity publishing, where you pay to be published but don't own the books). Stick to companies listed in The Writers' &Artists' Yearbook and make sure you're named as the publisher so you retain the rights, says publishing expert Johnathon Clifford.

All this could set you back £i,000 or more, so think about your motives. Ifyou're confident of shifting enough books, oryour novel catches the eye of a mainstream publisher, it's worth it. But if all you want is a few copies of your memoirs, a local printer or a photobook (by Blurb*for as little as £8.95) could be far cheaper.

Or simply publish an e-book. UK writers can now upload their work on Amazon, whose Kindle e-reader is the site's bestselling product ever. With 35% royalties and a growing readership, you could win fame and fortune without pressing "print".

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START WHILE THIS ISSUE OF READER'S DIGEST IS NEW and you'll still have time to get the bunting up for the royal wedding. Councils need four weeks' notice, but don't worry if you've left it too late to celebrate on April 29. Many neighbourhoods are delaying get-togethers until the weather is warmer, says Chris Gittins, director of Streets Alive*, and some are so enthusiastic they leap at any chance to hold one.

"There were 54 street parties in Oxford and i5o in Bristol last year," he says.

Red tape is less of a headache now the Government has scrapped the need for road-closure orders, which once threatened to squash street parties for good. (Ever wondered why there were so few at the Queen's Golden Jubilee?)

Now Streets Alive is urging councils to drop the requirement for public liability insurance, too—and if they're recalcitrant, it will wade in on your behalf.

Partying like it's 1981: revellers celebrate Charles and Di's wedding

Once permission is granted,you can

treat the road asyour private garden, complete with barbecue, music, alcohol and games.

But not every street is suitable and you're unlikely to get permission to close a bus route, warns Gittins. Still, there's nothing to stop you having a pavement party instead. Just start door-knocking to get your neighbours' consent—and find some very close friends.

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HOW TO ...survive jury service YOU'LL USUALLY SPEND TEN DAYS DETAINED AT Her Majesty's pleasure, so it pays to be prepared, says lawyer Penny Darbyshire, author of Nutshell English Legal System (El o.95). You may feel...

Uncomfortable. Swathed in their robes, judges may not notice the court is cold and the jury is perishing.

Or maybe they do, because it's sometimes a ploy to keep jurors alert. In either case, you'll need an extra jumper. (Don't rely on a constant supply of hot drinks.

Tea and coffee cost around El, so that fiver-a-day food allowance won't go very far.)

Bored. "Tedious beyond belief," said National Trust chairman Sir Simon Jenkins of his jury service.

Yet even though the court service warns jurors they'll have to wait around, few bring anything to read. Make sure you take a copy of Reader's Digest with you Confused. Inadmissible evidence means jurors rarely hear the whole story, but resist the temptation to fill in the gaps. If you're puzzled, ask the usher to pass questions to the judge.

Concerned. A guiltyverdict is a huge responsibility.

Butyou don't have to be mo% certain, just convinced beyond reasonable doubt. "The problem is that judges often say jurors must be 'sure'," says Darbyshire, "so some mistakenly feel that if there's a shred of evidence in favour of the defendant, they must acquit."

Shocked. Harrowing evidence can cause lasting stress, especially as jurors are forbidden to discuss their experience. If it's too upsetting, contact the court usher for help. The Samaritans are trained to offer support.

Elated. Three-quarters of jurors reckon it's a worthwhile experience, according to the latest Crown Court survey. Would you want to live in a country without it?

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What your florist won't tell you >> You buy more flowers for your mother than your lover. In fact, I sell twice as many flowers on Mother's Day as I do at Valentine's. But the person you're most likely to buy flowers for is yourself.

>> You don't want to know about the flower miles.

Buy roses in April and they'll have been flown in from Kenya or Ecuador. If you want home-grown varieties for Mother's Day, stick to narcissi, tulips and tete-atete. Or go for chrysanths, which grow all year round. >> I use cellophane for a reason. It protects the flowers, allows bouquets to be delivered in water and won't go soggy. Unlike that poncy Kraft paper.

>> Fruit murders flowers.

It gives off ethylene, a gas that accelerates ripening.

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oxygen, preventing bubbles forming in the stem and blocking water uptake.

internet and tele-florists are agencies that take 3o% of the price, so you get fewer flowers. You'll get a better deal if you find a local florist through the

leaves below the water, to stop bacteria forming.

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to the British Florist Association, I'm bound to deliver flowers in good condition and on time. Take a photo if you're unhappy with what I've sent—if I refuse to give a refund, send it to the association.

>> Do you like cold baths?

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It's the conditions they're kept in that are pants.

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>> Daffodils are bad mixers and so are narcissi. Both give off latex, which

flowers are unavailable, I'll need to use a substitute.

It doesn't often happen because the designs are chosen, so they're easy for any florist to deliver year-round. If you want something different, go to a master florist, listed in the Good Florist Guide*.

>> The trick to making flowers last is to cut stems at an angle so more water gets to the flowers.

Take off at least an inch

but don't crush them or use blunt scissors. Add flower food (not aspirin, bleach, or sugar) to the vase and strip off any

>> Tell me if you're taking flowers to hospital. I'll know if they're allowed (some hospitals still ban them) and I'll arrange them in florist's foam, soyou don't have to begfor a vase.

>> Some roses never bloom. Pinch the buds— if they're like bullets, walk away. Drooping roses are just as annoying. If it happens when you get home, cut the stems and dunk in boiling water.

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Doctor on the Ward Sometimes you can't trust everything you see, says Max Pemberton "I don't like the patterns on the curtains at home, doctor," says Mrs Albright.

"It's really upsetting me."

Her daughter looks at me and shrugs. "Can you help?" she says.

I frown and think for a moment. It's not usual for patients to come to their doctor when they have problems with their interior

My patient is upset by the pattern on her curtains.

design. I might suggest a trip to John Lewis rather than a hospital for such a complaint, but Mrs Albright is blind. Five years ago she developed macular degeneration and as a result now has significant visual impairment.

"I also see small children, lots of them, running in my room. And an old man.

And sometimes little birds pecking around my feet," she says. "But it's the patterns that irritate me the most. They're so garish."

Despite seeingthese things, tests show that Mrs Albright is still blind. What she is describing is not real and it becomes obvious she's started having complex visual hallucinations.

Some of these are in the form of intricate geometric patterns on carpets or curtains, while others are of people and animals. But how can a person who's blind see things?

Mrs Albright has a condition known as Charles Bonnet syndrome, named after the Swiss naturalist who first described the phenomenon

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in 1760, when his blind grandfather began complaining of seeing people and objects that weren't there. Since then, advanced brain scans have allowed us to understand what's going on. Although the eyes might not work, the part of the brain responsible

for vision remains intact and can be active. In the absence of genuine stimuli it can produce lifelike images and the sense that the person is "seeing".

It's a surprisingly common condition, affecting around ten per cent of people with visual impairment, although many never talk about it for fear of being labelled "mad".

I reassure Mrs Albright and her daughter that, although there's no treatment, it usually disappears after a year, and is nothingto worry about. They both seemed relieved and make their way out of the consulting room. Mrs Albright walks ahead, but her daughter stops and turns to me: "It's such a relief to know she's not losing her marbles."

She lowers her voice.

"Well, actually, she's always been a bit batty..." she says conspiratorially.

"I might be blind, but there's nothing wrong with my hearing," Mrs Albright calls back. Her daughter grimaces.

Max Pemberton is a hospital doctor, and the Mind Journalist of the Year 2010.

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The blood It's not just vampires that need blood. Nearly every cell in the body receives its oxygen and nutrients and without it quickly dies.

Blood is a mix of many types of cells suspended in plasma, a clear, sticky fluid .

The red stuff Red blood cells contain haemoglobin, an iron-containing protein. When haemoglobin is carrying oxygen, it appears light red and when it's not, it's dark red with a bluish tinge. It seems bluer in veins under the skin because of the waythe skin absorbs light.

The white stuff White cells act as the policeman in the body, rounding up and disposing of organisms attacking it. There are many types, each specialised in dealing with particular infections.

The blood also carries antibodies to help the white blood cells identify anything that's foreign to the body.

That's not all...

The blood also helps the body regulate its temperature and pH, as well as transporting fats, sugar and proteins to cells to help them grow. The blood carries away waste products including carbon dioxide, too.

Bloodsuckers Anaemia is the most common condition affecting the blood and occurs when there are not enough red blood cells. Loss of iron due to dietary deficiency, problems with absorption or blood loss, accounts for half of all cases.

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We've been covered up all winter, so what's the guessing we haven't been checking for new moles or changes to old ones?

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delays in diagnosis and treatment."

"People often fail to realise that skin Recent figures from Cancer Research UK cancers are likely to appear in winter just as put older people squarely in the high-risk much as in summer," warns Kate Grant, nurse specialist at private cancer-screening service WHAT TO LOOK FOR The Mole Clinic*, which GPs assess changes in moles according to a diagnoses one malignant 7-point scale. You can do the same melanoma every month on average. "This is because the UV damage that can cause skin cancer will have already occurred— probably many years ago.

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Major features (score 2 for any of these): • Change in size • Change in colour, includinggetting darker or patchy • Change in shape

Minor features (score 1) • 7mm or more across • Inflammation • Oozing or bleeding • Change in sensation, such as itching or pain

Ifyou score 3 or more in total,you need an urgent referral to a specialist. And if you're seriously concerned about any one feature, that merits a referral too.

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category. Today's over-65s are three times more likely to die of skin cancer than 3o years ago. The 197os boom in package holidays is partlyto blame but, accordingto the cancer charity, pensioners are also less likely to check for suspicious moles.

Younger people shouldn't be complacent either. Most cases of skin cancer are diagnosed in the 15-34s. But nab a melanoma early and the chance of livingto tell the tale fiveyears later is more than 9o%.

So don't wait until summer to checkyour skin and, if you're worried about any moles, go now toyour GP or a private screening clinic, which will referyou to a dermatologist if necessary.

1. Choose chicken not beef. A two-year study found that people who had the most trans-oleic acid in their diets—a form of monounsaturated fat found in red meat and dairy products—were nearly three times as likely to have hay fever as those who ate the least.

2. Eat an orange every morning. They're rich in vitamin C, a natural antihistamine. Some studies link low vitamin C levels with allergies.

3. Avoid monosodium benzoate. An Italian study found that this preservative triggered sneezing and an itchy nose in adults without allergies. It's often found in juices, pie fillings, pickles, olives and salad dressings.

4. Junk the junk food. Another Italian study compared the diets of children in Florence and in Burkina Faso. The bambini, who ate a sugar- and fat-laden diet, had lower levels of healthy bacteria that protect against eczema and allergies. The west African children ate mostly cereals, vegetables and black-eyed peas.

5. Sip green tea. Japanese scientists identified a compound (ECGC) in the brew that blocks a key cell receptor involved in producing an allergic response.

6. Chomp stinging nettles. Don't panic, we're talking about freeze-dried nettle leaves put into capsules! One studyfound they eased allergy IC\ symptoms for 55 per cent of volunteers.

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3D technology may be all the rage, but for many it's just no fun. Had a headache, blurred vision or felt sick or dizzy while watching a movie in 3D? According to The Eyecare Trust,you could be one of six million people in the UK who suffer from poor "binocular" vision—an umbrella term for visual problems where the brain can't correctly

process images transmitted to it via left and right eyes.

Long - term solution Get tested. Treatment may be as simple as exercises to help train the eyes to work together, or new glasses.

Short -term tips • Palming: helps relax muscles and stimulates acupuncture points round the eyes. With 3D glasses removed, sit down, take two deep breaths and close eyes.

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With elbows on knees, lean forward; rest head in hands.

Place left palm over left eye, fingers touching forehead, heel of hand on cheekbone, with hollow of palm directly over eye, leaving room to blink. Do the same with right hand and right eye, fingers crossing over fingers of left hand. Breathe deeply.

(Minimum four minutes.)

• Take breaks while watching 3D videos or playing 3D games.

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The numbers that count 98% The drop in cases of polio since 1988. There are now zero cases in the UK. 93% UK women whose breast cancer is spotted during screening who are still alive five years later 80% The cure rate in children with leukaemia.

Compare it with 33%in 1971.

59% The decline in risk of

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death for healthy men who exercise once or twice a week.

58% Type 2 diabetes cases that can be prevented by healthy eating and exercise.

50% The drop in lung cancer deaths in the past 5o years. And the number of smokers who've quit? Yup, that's halved too.

37% The cut in the risk of stroke among women who walk regularly and briskly.

32% The reduction in the risk of heart failure for women who eat up to two servings (4-6 squares) of chocolate a week. Hurray!

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Sna Jan Masters happy helps you work that photo opportunity It's easy to see why celebrities get hung friends are asking me to take their portraits, up about their "good side". Even as a too. In part, this demand for a good picture

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is down to the relentless rise of social networking. Each image is like a logo for "Brand You", seen by old friends, just-made contacts, current clients, future employers and possible romantic partners.

"Time compression is a factor now. We want to get to know people quicker than we did years ago, so the profile pictures we choose tend to be those we think most rapidly communicate an understanding of who we are," says Larry Franks, MD of influential brand publicists Borkowski.

"It's great to look good, but believe it or not, people don't want you to appear too glamorous," he says.

"You may be taken less seriously."

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"civilian", the hundreds of rubbish pictures taken of me have made me realise I need to find a pose that flatters. It seems that standing side-on looking back at the camera is my best bet (see above). The drawback is my holiday snaps have as much variation as the Queen on a roll of bank-notes.

Certainly, I'm better behind the camera than in front of it. I've worked out that my husband is best shot slightly from above—he says I'm the only one who can take a decent picture of him. But that's because I'm prepared to teeter on a chair and insist he stops looking embarrassed just because we're in a cafe or pub.

In fact, now my photography hobby is blossoming,

Franks advisesyou to think about a photo's "publicity factor"—ie, what groups are likely to see it. He also suggests thinking of the future—if it's a memorable shot, you could be pinning it down for posterity. "In ten years' time, you might be running a company. Ask yourself if you want to be forever reminded of that St Trinian's outfit!" he says.

So, here are some tips for looking, if not pictureperfect, at least picturereasonable.

• Yellow-toned foundation tends to look better than pinky tones.

• Either look away from the camera completely or gaze right through the lens and beyond. The grinning, tourist-by-a-monument stance rarely does us any favours.

• Never position yourself under top lights—they neon-sign every flaw and cast terrible shadows. Same goes for strong sunlight, which will make you squint.

• Avoid havingyour portrait taken before midday, so post-pillow puffiness disappears. And always remember to breathe.

Holdingyour breath makes you look "frozen". readersdigest.co.uk

The latest flame Apparently, potpourri has fallen right out of favour. Accordingto Mintel, it accounts for less than two per cent of the £356 million spent on home and car fragrances and fresheners in the UK. However, sales of scented candles, for instance, are booming. I think it makes perfect sense for fragrance to be enjoyed in the air as much as on the skin, especially given that the word perfume derives from the Latin per fumum, which means "through smoke".

Three gorgeous ways to scent your home: • Light a delicious Jo Malone Home Candle in Pomegranate Noir or Wild Fig & Cassis, £38 each.

• Spritz Acqua di Parma's lushly light room spray in Colonia, £47.

• Diffuse Dr Vranjes Fico Selvatico or Ginger & Lime fragrance diffusers, from £28.

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Cash in on special occasions Don't want a full-time lodger? Then rent on a short-term basis. Ifyou live in the capital, renting a room out during the Olympics or another big event could bring in the cash.

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Rent a room Spare room? Not only will taking a lodger earn you a steady income, but also, thanks to the government-backed "rent a room" scheme, you won't have to pay any tax

Rentingyour home out as a "film set" could earn you hundreds of pounds a day, depending on the production company and how longyour property is needed. A quick Google search will bring up dozens of online agencies that allowyou to registeryour home for free—but they usually charge commission if your home gets picked.

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Open up your garden Waiting lists for allotments are incredibly long, so if you have a garden you don't use, rent it out to someone with greener fingers. You can find more information and list your garden for free on Gumtree or Spareground*.

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READER VS RETAILER When digital retailer Goodmans refused to replace or repair a TV costing £287 that broke less than two years after the customer bought it from Makro, we stepped in to help.

Fredrick Johnson (below), who contacted us for help after reading our article about rip-off retailers in December, said he'd initiallytried to get the TV repaired at his own expense. After replacing one broken part, the engineer discovered the TV had another fault.

But when Fredrick, a head chef from Lancashire, contacted Goodmans to complain, he was told he had no right to a repair or replacement under either UK or EU law. Makro, meanwhile, informed Fredrick that it was not responsible for repairing the TV as it was outside its one-year guarantee.

Your rights Under UK law, you have a right to expect the goods you buy to be of a "satisfactory quality, fit for purpose and as described".

If your goods are not up to scratch, then, thanks to the Sale of Goods Act 1979, you have up to sixyears from the date

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of purchase to claim a refund, repair or replacement. The remedyyou and the retailer settle on should be carried out within a reasonable amount of time and without causing major inconvenience.

Butyou must go to the retailer, not the manufacturer, to make your claim—this is who your contract is with.

The outcome In this case, the TV is not of satisfactory quality—it's reasonable to expect a TV worth £287 to last longer than 18 months.

Ordinarily, Fredrick would have a right to request a repair, replacement, refund or part-refund from the retailer. But his case is complicated by the fact that he bought the TV from Makro, which is a wholesale retailer and trades on a "business-to-business" basis. The store did eventually agree to replace the faulty TV as a "gesture of goodwill", and with a two-year warranty this time.

Accordingto the Office of Fair Trading, when buying from wholesale retailers, you're not protected under consumer law and your rights may be limited. So read the terms and conditions of the retailer's returns policy and the manufacturer's warranty to check what you're entitled to.

It's always better to speak to the retailer before attempting to get any fault fixed yourself, which could cause difficulties when you later come to claim.

For more information, check out the Consumer Direct website*. And if you thinkyou're in the right, don't give up— that's what they're relying on!

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crash As many unfortunate Goldtrail, Sun4U and Kiss Flights customers discovered last year, when an airline or a holiday company goes bust you don't always get your money back.

The good news is that to help provide holidaymakers with greater protection and make it easier for people to work out when they're covered, the Government is planning to reform the Air Travel Organisers' Licensing (Atol) compensation

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scheme, although it's unlikely the new rules will come into effect until next year.

So what protection are you entitled to? And how will the new rules improve your cover?

out additional insurance. For now, ifyou're in any doubt, call and ask—and checkyour booking has an Atol number.

Separate bookings If you book a flight through a tour operator

Package holidays You have far more rights if you book a "package holiday" through a tour operator than if you book your travel and accommodation separately. If you book a package and your airline fails, the tour operator is responsible for refunding the money or offeringyou another holiday.

Or, if you're already on holiday when the firm col lapses,your tour operator will cover the cost of gettingyou home.

But if your tour operator fails, the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) will provide the refund or getyou home because operators that sell package holidays are required to hold an Atol licence from the CAA. If your package holiday doesn't include a flight, it will be protected byyour tour operator's trade association—which is usually Abta.

But is it a package holiday?

Some "flights plus hotels" or "flights plus car hire" deals now commonly sold online don't technically count as a package deal, and so don't benefit from the same protection. This is one of the areas of confusion that the Government hopes to clarify with its new Atol rules. The aim is to extend the compensation scheme to cover anyone booking a flight, accommodation or car hire from the same company. It also wants to make it a requirement for travel agents to tell holidaymakers when their trip is not covered by Atol, so they know to take

that's Atol-protected,you should receive a refund or replacement flight if the airline collapses. If the flight is not Atol-protected oryou book direct with an airline,you won't be covered by Atol and will have to pay for additional travel and accommodation yourself. The same goes ifyou book direct with a hotel or car-hire firm that goes under—and you'll have togo toyour travel insurer or credit-card provider for cover.

Travel insurance Many policies exclude the failure of tour operators, so check the small print before you take out a policy. Many other insurers do provide protection, but you might need to pay for additional airline-failure cover.

Credit card Remember: pay foryour holiday using a credit card and you'll get extra protection courtesy of your credit-card provider.

This is because, under Section 75 of the Consumer Credit Act, if you pay for something costing between £ioo and £30,000 with your credit card,you may have the right to seek redress from your credit-card provider. • Victoria Bischoff is a personal finance reporter at Citywire Money, an independent website that helps people make the most of their money. See readers digest.co.uk/links 153

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Talking turkey If you're in the mood, Christmas can come any day of the year, says Marco Pierre White It's no secret that I love Christmas, so here's a dish to remind you of the big day, even though this is April and

be a chef." I'd reply, "And you can be the washer-upper!"

This recipe includes a Knorr chicken-stock cube, and before anyone starts jumping up and down, I'm well aware that I help advertise this clever little product. Snobby chefs will turn their noses up but, believe me, they will be the first to throw in a stock cube when no one is watching.

• Marco Pierre White is donating his fee for this column to Macmillan Cancer Support.

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STUFFED TURKEY THIGH WITH GRAVY (serves 4) i small packet (85g) Paxo sage and onion stuffing I turkey thigh, about 600g iooml water A pinch of Knorr chicken stock cube itbsp milk 1/2tsp cornflour

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A lot of people can't tell the difference between chicken and turkey. I always say to them, "Depends on the turkey." Choose a good-quality British turkey that's been reared humanely (check this with whoever's sellingyou the turkey). You want a strong meat that's full of flavour; nothing else will do when you're serving it with gravy. And this is no ordinary gravy. This is gravy that takesyou back to school dinners but, hopefully, with far more taste.

A lot of boys at my school hated the gravy—in fact, I didn't like it much either. But the difference was that I knew how to make it better by adding my own portions of salt and pepper. One of my mates used to say, "Marco,you should

MARCO'S MAGIC Before carving, remove the skin with the stuffing attached to it. Chop and serve

Maldon sea salt and freshly ground pepper Fresh herbs of your choice, to garnish 1. Preheat oven to 350F/i8oC/Gas Mark 4.

2. Make the Paxo stuffing and insert it under the skin of the turkeythigh usingyour hand. A bit of gentle

pushing might be needed!

3. Place in a roastingtin and roast for 70-80 minutes.

Then allow to rest in a warm part of the kitchen for at least io minutes.

4. Make the gravy. Spoon off the excess fat from the roastingtin and combine the roasting juices with the water. Bring to the boil and add the pinch of stock cube.

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5. Mix the milk with the cornflour to make a paste before adding a tablespoon of the boiling gravyto the paste. Combine, then pour the cornflour mixture into the gravy to thicken it. Taste and season if necessary.

6. Carve the turkey and serve with the piping hot gravy, veg and fresh herbs.

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Corking good stuff How not to be daunted by a snooty sommelier? As the nose is the most sensitive organ in the body—we can recognise up to io,000 different smells —all you really need to do when presented with a wine for tasting is to "nose" your wine, having first given it a good swirl round the glass to introduce oxygen and open up the vinous elixir. Simply give it a good sniff, while tiltingyour head towards your dominant nostril (see right). If the wine smells appetising and beckons you on there's no need for the liquid even to passyour lips, as your nose will have confirmed everythingyou need to know. And with a rather dismissive, "That's great,"you can return toyour dinner-table buddies...

If, however, it smells "corked"—as in smelling of cork!—it's likely that the wine will be tainted and therefore off. Also look out for bitter, vinegary or compost-y aromas, as none of these bode well. Fortunately, with the use of screw tops, artificial corks and an improvement in the quality of natural cork, the incidence of "off" wines is far lower than before.

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IT'S BEER O'CLOCK Despite the decline in lager sales there's been a real renaissance of interest in ale, with the number of UK At any time you have a dominant nostril, which can change throughout the day. In the morning, asyou liftyour weary head from the pillow, it may well be

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that one nostril is blocked, so the other one is more active on the smellingfront.

This is one of the reasons why a gaggle of wine tasters will look rather pretentious as they cock their heads to one side to access their more receptive nostril.

Close in towards the wine and see which sideyour head instinctively leans towards. (As I type, I'm leaning to the left in the nasal department.) Have ago yourself and wow your friends with your new-found olfactory knowledge.

• Nigel Barden, an ex-wine merchant, also works for Radio London and is the chairman of the Great Taste Awards. readersdigest.co.uk

breweries almost doubling to 80o in the past decade.

Posh eateries such as Le Manoir Aux Quat' Saisons are producing extensive beer lists.

There's also a raft of celebrity brewers—Spandau Ballet's Tony Hadley brews up Hadley's Gold; Neil Morrissey (pictured) bottles both Blonde and Brunette Ale; Hugh Fearnley Double-Barrelled has his own Stinger Nettle Beer; former Formula One champ Jody Scheckter prides himself on Laverstoke Park Real Organic Ale. Then Rick Stein's Chalky's Bark and Chalky's Bite are named after his old mutt—and even Prince Charles is partial to a royal pint, or four, of Duchy Original Organic Old Ruby Ale. is life beyond GRAPES There Cabernet Sauvignon BUT NOT and Chardonnay, so brighten up a dull dinner AS YOU party by serving wines KNOW from unfamiliar grape varieties. In the white THEM

department, opt for the lemony Albarifio from Galicia in Spain; the floral Griiner Veltlinerfrom Austria; and the grapey Torrontes from Argentina.

Intriguing reds are the plummy Carmenere from Chile, which originated in Bordeaux; the spicy, chocolate and tobacco Nebbiolo responsible for Italy's Barolo; and the heady, black cherry Malbec from south-west France and Argentina. • 157

into these holes, and add another three plants on top.

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Those last three are also autumn fruiters, that crop until the frosts. But many others are tasty, too, so get several and compare.

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needing little, if any, work...

Here'syour answer: invest in a couple of attractive, largish containers and get some choice water lilies to go in them.

Other than an occasional topping up, the hardier water lilies go on for years with almost no attention,yet still bloom nicely.

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still water, so don't add a fountain or similar. Butyou could add a fewgoldfish or golden orfe for a bit of extra interest.

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JOBS FOR APRIL This month the grass starts to grow fast, so mow it every chance you get. The weeds also get going, so hoe or mulch them out at least weekly.

Easter is late thisyearright at the end of the month —so have your seed potatoes ready to go in then. Buy now and encourage them to sprout before planting by standing them on end in an eggtray or similar, with the rose end (the end with the most little eyes or sprouts) uppermost.

If you want your roses to bloom this year,you need to be careful of greenfly—they love gorging on theyoung shoots and buds. "But we heard that aphids dislike the scent of lavender flowers," says Hazel Bradshaw from Cheltenham, "so we planted dwarf lavender bushes at the foot of each rose. It was a great success—there wasn't agreenfly in sight all last summer."

And Bob adds, "Give your roses a good feed of blood, fish and bone meal, well-rotted muck, pelleted hen manure or a proprietary rose feed." • Email your gardening tips and ideas—with photos, if possible—to excerpts@readersdigest.co.uk. We'll pay £50 if we use them on this page.

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Suzuki even named its "Hayabusa" superbike after the peregrine falcon

WORDS OF PREY

Many commonly used words in English come from the ancient art of falconry. "Hoodwinked" comes from the hood slipped over a falcon's head to keep it calm by fooling it into thinking it's nighttime; "fed up" comes from a wellfed falcon's disinclination to fly, hunt or do pretty much anything!

Some words are perhaps more unexpected: wild-caught falcons are called "haggards" as they are often thin and underfed.

Interestingly, my friend and falconry guru Lloyd Buck thinks the expression "larking about" also comes from falconry. The men would hunt with a peregrine, or perhaps a goshawk, but ladies would have a tiny merlin that they would fly at skylarks. The ladies' sport was considered rather tame compared with the men's, thus they were merely "larking about"!

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PSYCHO KILLER April signals the arrival each year of our most magnificent predator. Imagine a huge, streamlined cylinder of muscle weighing as much as an elephant, armed to the teeth and hurtling towards its terrified prey at over 3omph...I'm talking about the fabulous killer whale (originally known as the "whale killer"—only later did the words become transposed).

I've seen whales hunting seals in Shetland, ambushing them by powering at full speed around rocks. The seals will sometimes come up the beaches, paying little attention to the awestruck humans watching this drama, because there's 0 something much more 0 frightening out in the water.

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Most of this passes straight through the little creature, but before it is excreted it's mixed with a secretion from special glands—a bit like adding a dash of washing-up liquid. Then air is added to the mixture by an abdominal valve that pumps like bellows, creating the froth.

The mixture is extremely

foul tasting, although I've never tried it myself. The "spit" is to deter predators and stops the young froghopper drying out.

Adult froghoppers can jump, vertically, about ioo times their own length.

That's like you or me leaping 15o yards into the air! • Martin Hughes-Games is a host of BBC2'sSpringwatch and Autumnwatch

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My best holiday ever* Dawne Archer and her partner Bernie Long, who live in Mallorca, will never forget visiting the iconic, rosystoned city of Petra while on holiday in Jordan Walking through the Siq, the incredible rock-channel entrance to the historic city of Petra, set the scene—the rose-red rock was already in evidence, with its convoluted ridges and whirling designs. The first glimpse of the ancient Treasury (above), across a crowded square, was as magical as anticipated. Initially, we followed the tourist pathways: the Street of Facades gave a first look at the Nabatean tombs, then it was past the 2,000-year-old theatre and alongthe Roman-style colonnaded street.

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Responsible Travel has a nine-day small group tour visiting Petra and nearby Wadi Rum from £1,149 includingflights while exploring the desert areas. Wanting more of a challenge, we climbed the 800 steps up to the monastery.

We finally emerged at the top of the world and a majestic edifice against the rocky hillside, with spectacular views across the plains.

Later, we went off the usual routes, following a Lonely Planet trail from the high altar above the theatre, climbing down among lesser-visited tombs and feasting caves (the Garden Triclinium, linked to the Soldier's Tomb, was amazing).

We passed a cave that was lived in by Marguerite van Geldermalsen, a New Zealander who met and married a Bedouin on her travels—her son still helps her run a stall in the caves.

I came away with exotic views, both of scenery and the Bedouin people. It's a truly magical and inspiring place. * Send us a photo of your favourite holiday, tell us briefly what made it so special, and if we include it on this page we'll pay you £75. See address on p4.

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has overnight stays with return Eurostar fares (from £12opp; 0844 482 2940*).

Join a Russian tour from On the Go that coincides with St Petersburg's Nights at the Museum event, May 21-24 (from £329 excluding flights; 020 73711113*).

And for celestial tourism, plan ahead for October's eight-day Rain of Shooting Stars trip to Turkey's Cappadocia, led by "galactic ranger" Dr John Mason (from £1,349 including flights; 0845 6091590*).

16-night self-drive safari represents good value and takes you through the Dorob National Park to the game-rich Etosha National Park (from £3,209 including flights; 020 8232 9//i").

Museum Night in Paris, with late openings citywide, is on May15. Short Breaks

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Travel is rarely eco-friendly, but this informativerather-than-preachy site has advice to help you make your holiday that little bit greener. A team of eco-travel experts, led by journalist Richard Green, can help you find a holiday, somewhere to stay, or plan a rail or ferry journey (including stopover hotels). The award-winning blog features travel news and tips, and you can sign up to the e-newsletter for regular updates and discounts. •

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the intensity of young actors' hopes, and the swoops and dives of their emotional lives. Almost as important as the love interest is the friendship. Nell, the appealing central character, is eaten up with self-doubt—about both her ability and her appearance compared with some of the more obvious beauties in the school. Central to the story are her feelings of envy for Charlie, a gorgeous half-African girl, who seems, at first, to be the student with it all: boys, sex appeal and a promising career. The ups and downs of their relationship provide the framework of the whole terrific novel.

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Yet, as a true story based on the recollections and diaries of one of the great characters of the Second World War, it certainly proves thrilling (and even classic) in its own right. Major Geoffrey Gordon-Creed won a Military Cross on his very first day on the battlefields of North Africa. Later, he was parachuted as a saboteur into Greece, where he stayed for well over ayear, doing heroic mischief against the Nazis, and not exactly improving the morals of the Greek women.

It's probably safe to say that there's nothing here for the politically correct readerto enjoy. To Gordon-Creed, the READER'S DIGEST • APRIL '11

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(Bloomsbury, £11.99 ) The latest novel by the author of Hideous Kinky and Peerless Flats is the story of three young drama students as they make their way (or not) towards a glittering (or not) career on the stage.

Freud was once a drama student herself, and much of the pleasure of the book lies in the sharpness of the detail. There's the grotty lodgings in the unglamorous London area of Willesden, with their smell of rotting wood, where the dodgy gas fire comes to life only if you blow it into action.

There's the awful director who tries to use the casting couch.

But Freud is brilliant, too, at depicting

Germans are Krauts, the Italians are wops—and his attitudes to women are as robustly old-fashioned as his attitudes to other nationalities, to fighting and to death.

Even so, there's no doubting that this is the record of a hero—albeit one firmly in the Flashman mode. Roger Field, himself a soldier, has provided a very necessary commentary, explaining the historical and biographical background.

THE CHURCHILLS by Mary S Lovell (Little, Brown, £25)

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The story in this book has been told any number of times, but there will be some readers for whom it can't be told often enough. In spite of the subtitle claiming to cover the family's entire history, it is, in effect, a digest of previous books about Sir Winston and his parents, prefaced by a short section on the first Duke of Marlborough.

During a distinguished career, Mary Lovell has written some remarkable books—including a joint portrait of the Mitford sisters and a brilliant biography of Bess of Hardwick. Here, though, I felt she'd switched to autopilot, and didn't have much to add to the mountain of Churchillworshipping books already in existence.

Still, if you're new to the subject, The Churchills won't let you down—and if you're an addict of the genre, it'll provide a perfectly competent summary of the books you've read before.

RESCUE by Anita Shreve (Little, Brown, £12.99) The three main characters in this novel were so instantly real to me that I found it almost unbearable reading. There's readersdigest.co.uk

Webster, a paramedic; Sheila, the woman he marries; and their daughter Rowan.

The book starts with Webster saying goodbye to Rowan as she goes off to college. Bythen, he's a single parent and she's a rather sad girl on the verge of life.

We then flash back to 18 years before, when he was called out to an accident. A beautiful woman (Sheila) had wrapped her car around a tree while blind drunk—and, as she recovers, Webster graduallyfalls in love with her. He also realises she's an alcoholic.

In fact, the reason he's now a single parent is that he and Sheila broke upyears ago because of the booze. Now he sees in his 17-year-old daughter all the terrifying signs of alcoholism...

Rescue is so well constructed, understated and emotionallytrue that you won't be able to put it down. I was dead to the world until I'd finished it, and was desperate for it to have—well, i not a happy ending, at least one that wasn't too painful to stand. I won't spoil it foryou by saying whether my wish was granted but I will say that this remarkably moving and strong novel gets ten Anita Shrikve: out of ten remarkably from me. .1) moving novel

RD BOOK CLUB WITH JAMES WALTON Each month, James Walton —RD books editor and presenter of Radio 4's book quiz The Write Stuff—has been inviting you to read our recommended paperback and giving us your comments and marks out of ten. Our professional critic A N Wilson has then read the same book and James has reported back on how your views compare.

APRIL'S CHOICE Howard Jacobson may have won the 2010 Man Booker prize with The Finkler Question—but many of us long-time fans still consider The Mighty Walzer (1999) his masterpiece. The narrator is Oliver Walzer, who, like many a Jacobson protagonist, grows up in the Jewish Manchester of the 1950s. As an awkward adolescent, Oliver discovers a talent for table tennis—and, unlikely as it might sound, the game acts as a springboard for thoughts about sex, mortality, the urge for success and the strange comforts of failure.

THE VERDICT This definitely wasn't the safest Book Club choice. As ever, Jacobson serves up plenty of jokes—but, as ever too, they tackle some pretty dark subjects. Happily, none of this put our members off. Instead, there was a complete, welcome—and, to be honest, slightly surprising—consensus that this is a great book.

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had no time for the theory, once quite prevalent, that The Mighty Walzer is anti-women. As Fiona Mather from Liverpool put it, "to me it painted a picture of life as it was to the character at the time". Many of you also enjoyed it as a hymn to a now-vanished part of northern England—and felt that, in its defiantly unsoppy way, the novel is a warm celebration of family and friendship.

The only real reservation, in fact, was about too much untranslated Yiddish— a reservation shared by A N Wilson.

Otherwise, he too fell under the book's spell, particularly enjoying Jacobson's ability "to be hilarious and bringtears to your eyes on the same page". In the end, he awarded The Mighty Walzer a trium phant 9/10—and so did you.

Our Critic of the Month is Shona Woods from Ireland, who wins £100 in book tokens for this review: "This is a beautifully written novel—an informed tale of the awkwardness and self-consciousness of adolescence, a boy's confusing sexual urges and the inevitable failures that are part of living. It's also an insight into Jewish life in Manchester.

"The character of Oliver's father Joel is exquisitely drawn and produces some great comedy. His friends are also wonderfully done. I felt I knew them all intensely by the end and was genuinely moved by their misfortunes and sufferings."

As announced last month—this is the final RD Book Club. Many thanks to all of you who've taken part, and do look out for next month's new, extended books coverage. Happy reading!

READER'S DIGEST . APRIL '11

BOOKS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE Nick Knowles has presented a wide range of television shows, both documentary and entertainment. He is best known for DIY SOS, Who Dares Wins and Wildest Dreams—and is currently fronting BBC l's prime-time National Lottery show Secret Fortune.

THE CALL OF THE WILD AND WHITE FANG

by Jack London These are both phenomenal stories, true boys'-own books.

My dad gave them to me when I was about nine and I defy any boy of a similar age not to be swept up in them. The great adventures in hostile landscapes really appealed to me—it all seemed a long way from Southall in London where I grew up.

My mum wouldn't even have a dog in the house, but I loved to imagine myself helping Buck on his journey against all the odds, or taming White Fang. The novels inspired me to travel when I left school and I still intend to put on snowshoes and venture forth into Canada's Yukon Territories one day.

SILK

by Alessandro Baricco There was a time in my life when I had become cynical about love—but then I read Silk. It's a novella,yet its slimness readersdigest.co.uk

belies the extraordinary power of the tale. I don't want to give away the ending because it took my breath away, but suffice to say that the selfless love of the protagonist's wife reinvigorated my faith in humanity. Since then I have tried much harder to be empathetic and to see the good in situations, even when it's very hard. I've given this book to many friends to restore their belief in life's fairytales.

SMOKE AND MIRRORS

by Neil Gaiman Some years ago I caught myself telling my children to hurry up when they had stopped to look at a puddle. It's easy to forget that children see things that adults fail to notice—they were intrigued by some oil in the water that had created a rainbow of colour.

Neil Gaiman has never forgotten to look at the world from different angles—his viewpoint is unlike anyone else's I've ever read. His creativity and imagination in these 36 short stories and poems is quite brilliant; "Nicholas Was..." is a perfect loo-word Christmas story with a beginning, a middle, an end—and a dark, surprising twist. Gaiman constantly reminds us not to be complacent. •

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LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE! I went to China and bought my boyfriend a red Chairman Mao T-shirt. He put it in the

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I Love it that in EastEnders, when it all kicks off in the pub and everyone stops, someone also pauses the music.

Comedian Sarah MiLlican

Facebook is definitely the worst book I've ever read Comedian Michael Dolan I met a Lumberjack the other night in the pub. He seemed like a decent feller.

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ONE IS NOT AMUSED: REFLECTIONS ON THE ROYAL WEDDING Prince William is marrying Kate Middleton.

Apparently she' even pregnant—how posh is that?

So it looks like Kate Middleton will be queen one day—I bet she'll make a pretty penny. een on the internet Apparently the Archbishop of Canterbury is going to marry Prince William. Bit of a blow for Kate, then.

David Beckham's on the Royal Wedding list because of William's football connections.

Hopefully someone will read the invitation to him. osted on Twitter by the Queen's us impersonator Queen_UK

BLASTS FROM THE PAST Let's face it—few of us look our best in a portrait photo. Some people celebrate these horrors by sending them to sexypeople-blog.com. Good for them, we say (but we're not going to follow suit).

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LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE! tS A woman found her husband standing over their baby's cot one night, observingtheir baby.

Silently she watched him.

As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of

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Touched bythis unusual display of feeling, and with eyes glistening, she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your

thoughts?" she said.

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a cot like that for only £59.95!"

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My girlfriend says, "Andrew, you never listen." I say, "Yes please love, milk and two sugars" Comedian Andrew Lawrence

HARUM SCARUM Author Tom Cox has an odd obsession with taking photos of scarecrows—he's taken 300 in the last two years! And he's found some very strange specimens on his travels...

If you'd lost an arm, you'd look this annoyed too

Bird feeders next to scarecrow. Confusing

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READER'S DIGEST • APRIL '11

NEARLY THE NEWS Satirical headlines from the Daily Mash website.

"Olympic stadium to become 'worldclass' car boot sate venue" "Pretend Mars mission a success, confirms group of nine-year-old boys" "Crime map to keep you nice and scared" "M25 'just ends up back where it started' " "Burger to headline Glastonbury"

LEONNEAL

"Modern couples having less sex, says person who makes these things up" "iPhone fired into space to see if it finally gets a signal" "Charity muggers to undergo compulsory self-doubt training"

I'm in a very good mood, actually. I'll tell you why. I got a letter this morning from the bank, and it said, "Mr Dewsbury, we'd just like to remind you that your bank balance is outstanding." Thankyou very much!

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A time traveller walks into a bar.

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BEAT THE CARTOONIST WIN £200 AND A SIGNED ILLUSTRATION 0 Think of a witty caption for this picture and you could beat the comedy experts at their own game. The three best suggestions will be posted on our website in mid-April alongside an anonymous caption from our professional cartoonist. Visitors can choose their favourite, and ifyour entrygets the most votes,you'll receive £200 and the original, signed drawing. Submityour captions to captions@readersdigest.co.uk or the address on page 4 by April 10. You can also enter and vote online at readersdigest.co.uldcaption. We'll announce the winner in ourJune issue.

FEBRUARY'S WINNER Faintly whiffy fish-based puns were popular with entrants this month. The winning caption managed two: "You've come to the right plaice foryour operation. I'm a sturgeon."

Ronnie Smith from Glasgow got the seal of approval for that one. Well done, Ronnie. Keep whiting in, everyone!

SCOREBOARD READERS 16 CARTOONISTS 9 Don't forget, you can put your captioning skills to the test in public this month! We'll be hosting a live version of "Beat the Cartoonist" in Shrewsbury town square from 11am to 4pm on April 15 and 16. You'll also meet some of our cartoonists and the Reader's Digest team.

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