The Fuddler February 2009

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Continuing the deductions we can all make after watching films:

Here’s a tricky one: If you write down the following on a piece of paper: 5 + 5 + 5 = 550 Now you have to correct the equation with just one stroke of your pencil! Answer below.

ANIMAL WISDOM The horses of hope run fast but the asses of experience amble thoughtfully

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off. You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

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Happy Birthday Colin for the 4th!!

I am an actress that you may not have trusted in a popular television series, but now I’ve popped up on an American TV show. Answer below. Also, why is it just us girls that the studio people are messing about with? Why not the chaps too? OK - see what we can do!

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5 + 5 + 5 = 550


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