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10 BarTab Bar Buzz island happy hour guide

17 Calendar of Events

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upcoming events in january, february, march 2017

18 ANCIENT FERTILITY STATUE DISCOVERED by david sloan

22 Cayo Hueso Bistro by leigh pujado

24 MANATEE COMMUNITY DISCOVERED by david sloan

28 TRUMP ISSUES IMMIGRANT SELFIE BAN 31 Profiles

information on over 100 key west bars & restaurants

50 Key’s Celebrity Coming to Apple Road App

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59 BarTab Index

happy hour, pool tables, dart & arcade games

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Publisher Lawrence Bradley, Jr larry@bartabmag.com Bill Hoebee billhoebee@clearchannel.com Dustin Kulwicki /dsk707

vlatka coric @ cowboy bill’s, 618 duval kimi & mark woods @ captain school key west dave zingg @ blue macaw, 804 whitehead

32 Map of Key West 40 Restaurant & Bar Listings

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Lunch Wed-Sunday 11:30am till 4:30pm Dinner Service daily 5pm till 11pm Local grouper ceviche

sauteed clams and chorizo

915 duval street key west, fl. (305) 296-0669

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24 North

801 Bourbon

915

Agave 308

416 Appelrouth 305-414-8626 Happy Hour 4-6p Free Bacon for eternity! with a 1 in 6 chance to get your drink for $1

3820 N Roosevelt 305-320-0940 Happy Hour 1-4p Moscow Mules, Bloody Marys, & Mimosas $5 House Wine $4 Domestic beers $3

801 Duval 305-294-4737 Key West’s premier drag shows every night at 9 & 11p Sunday is ‘gay’ bingo with Mitch at 5p

915 Duval 305-296-0669 An eclectic seafood & pasta menu w/ full liquor bar. Lunch served Wed-Sun 11:30a-4:30p w/ small plate servings.

308 Front 305-294-2042 Happy Hour 4:30-6:30p $6 margaritas & discounted beers w/ Taco & Teqila Tues 5:30-10p

Bagatelle

Blue Heaven

Blue Macaw

115 Duval 305-296-6609 Two Happy Hours 9-11:30a w/ $5 breakfast items, bloodys & mimosas & 4-6p half priced drinks & $5 apps

729 Thomas 305-296-8666 One of the best outdoor venues in the Keys! Bloody Marys are the specialties here at their outdoor bar.

804 Whitehead 305-440-3196 Happy Hour 4-7p includes $3 beers, wines & wells w/ live music

Conch Republic

631 Greene 305-294-4403 Happy Hour 4-7p 2-for-1 premium well drinks, all domestic & imported beers

Cowboy Bill’s

Dante’s

Gas Monkey

Grand Café

Green Parrot

618 Duval 305-292-1865 Happy Hour 4-7p daily w/ 2-4-1 dom beers, drafts & wells Sexy Bull Riding ladies drink free Wed 9-11p

951 Caroline 305-293-5123 Happy Hour Mon-Fri 4:30-7:30p 2-4-1 doms, wells, & select specialty cocktails w/ $5 app menu & 3-4-$2 raw bar

217 Duval 305-294-0103 Happy Hours 3-6p $2 drink specials & House-ritas with $4 food specials

314 Duval 305-292-4740 Happy Hour 11am-5p with discounts on all frozen drinks, mojitos & margaritas

601 Whitehead 305-294-6133 Mon-Thurs 4-5:30p discounts on selected drinks & beers. Music ‘sound-checks’ 5:30p every Fri & Sun

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Half Shell

Havana Cafe

Hog’s Breath

Hot Tin Roof

Irish Kevin’s

231 Margaret 305-294-7496 Happy Hour 4:30-6:30p w/ 2-for-1 drink deals, discounted food items & raw bar specials

703 Duval 305-294-2626 The BarTab’s go to spot for a late breakfast. Lunch & breakfast served 9a-3p.

400 Front 305-296-4222 Drink Discounts on all liquor & beer 5-7p Live music all day from 1pm-2a

0 Duval 305-296-7701 Sunday Brunch $49/person includes unlimited a la carte menu & unlimited bloody mary bar

211 Duval 305-296-1262 Happy Hour open-6p $1 off Narragansett Lager & live music all day long!

Jack Flats

505 Front 305-509-7136 Happy Hour 4:30-6:30p Mon-Fri 1/2 priced wells, beers & wine w/ $595 food menu & 1/2 priced oysters

509.5 Duval 305-296-7955 12 High Def Projection TVs with personal speakers to listen. Late night food till 1a

301 Whitehead 305-293-8484 Happy Hour 4-7p $350 margaritas, $2 micro brews with $3 well drinks & $595 apps

705 Duval 305-296-5995 Get happy hour delivered to your front door anytime! KWest Liquors will deliver all your beer, wine, liquor & snacks.

Lucy’s

Mellow Cafe

Point 5

320 Grinnell 305.926-2616 Happy Hour 4-7p half off apps $3 wells, drafts, & wines

1605 N Roosevelt 305-745-3874 Happy Hour daily 4-7p 2-4-1 beers w/ $5 sangrias & mimosas & $5 menu items

915 Duval 305-296-0669 Happy Hour every day 5-6p with 2-for-1 drinks open daily 5p full menu until 12a

Prime Steakhouse

Lazy Gecko 203 Duval 305 296-1903 Happy Hours 4-8p 2-for-1 wells & beers with $5 food items

Kelly’s Caribbean

Island Dogs

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KWest Liquor

951 Caroline 305-296-4000 Steaks, seafood, martinis & ﬁne wine. Opens daily at 6p

Rum Row

Rumor Lounge

Salute!

3824 N Roosevelt 305-320-0930 Happy Hour Mon - Fri 4-7p $3 wells, domestics & frozen drinks $4 house wines $5 weekly draft beer

430 Greene Happy Hour 5-8p with $3 wells & $2 dom drafts Sundays Bacon Bloody Marys Thurs Ladies Night Wed SIN 10p-4a

1000 Atlantic 305-296-1117 The best beach front dining in Key West. Get here around 4:30p on Sun for live music on their patio!

Sunset Tiki

Thirsty Mermaid

Tattoos & Scars

617 Front Happy Hour 5-7p 2-4-1 Margaritas on the rocks, sangria, dom beers & wells 2-4-1 Bloody Marys 10a-noon daily

521 Fleming 305-206-4828 One of the best raw bars in town with Happy Hour 4-6p $2 pints of Mermaid Lager & $5 food items

Waterfront Brewery

Willie T’s

201 William 305-440-2270 Happy Hour 4-7p Half off all Waterfront Brewery beers, well drinks & glasses of wine

525 Duval 305.294.7674 Mojito Monday 2-4-$12 mojitos Tues, Wed, Fri & Sat Margaritas 2-4-$10 Sundays Bloodys 2-4-$10

512 Greene Happy Hour 4-7p & late night 2a-close Sun-Thurs with 2-for-1 dom beers & wells

Smokin’ Tuna Saloon

Sunset Pier

4 Charles 305-517-6350 Happy Hour 5-7p Discounts on beers & well drinks with live music starting at 6p

0 Duval 305-296-7701 Terrific Sunset View Jan - 6:00p Feb - 6:22p Mar - 7:36p

Turtle Kraals

Virgilio’s

231 Margaret 305-296-2640 Happy Hour 4-6:30p with 50% off wells, beers & wines w/ food menu specials Turtle Races every Mon, Wed & Fri

524 Duval 305-296-8118 Home of Martini Monday $5 martinis 7p-close Live music most nights at 9p

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BURLESQUE AT 801

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APRIL

4TH COW KEY BRIDGE RUN

Cow Key Bridge, 5051 Overseas The Only Zero K Bridge Run. Ever. Dress up or don’t. This is one of the shortest bridges in the Keys and there is a party with beer close to the finish line. 10am

Mon 3-Sun 9

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801 Cabaret, 801 Duval Performers dazzle & delight at the charming 801 Cabaret. Enjoy classic & neo-Burlesque, with a side of comedy, live singing & dancing. Starring your local Burlesque favorites, & exotic guest performers. 9 & 11p

Waterfront Brewery, 201 William Honor By August frontman Michael Pearsall & Grammy nominated singer/songwriter Will Bowen play 7 show on the WB’s roof deck. 6-9p theKeyWestTheater.com

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OKLAHOMA SMITH: THE MUSICAL

Key West Theater, 512 Eaton Famed explorer Oklahoma Smith and his trusty sidekick Beanpole, set out to find the lost Book of the Dead and save the world from the evil Mistress Nefarious. 8p theKeyWestTheater.com

Fri 21-Sun 30

35TH CONCH REPUBLIC INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION Key West Wide Conch Republic’s 10-day birthday party showcases the independent and eccentric spirit that characterizes the Florida Keys.

Monday 24

TASTE OF KEY WEST Mallory Square, 400 Wall A culinary celebration where Key West’s best restaurants present mouth watering samples of their cuisine to benefit AIDS Help. 6pm (305) 296-6196

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ANCIENT FERTILITY STATUE DISCOVERED IN KEY WEST BAR KEY WEST, Fla. — Eight years of sudden & unexpected pregnancies plaguing the island of Key West have been traced to an unassuming yet powerful object in the island’s very own Green Parrot Bar. The object in question was believed to be a simple parrot carved from a block of wood. In fact, it is a rare fertility idol stolen from the Lobi Tribe in the Ghana region of Africa. “A guy brought it into the bar about 8 years ago,” says Green Parrot owner John Vagnoni. “He said he was out fishing & found it floating in the ocean. He knew right away it belonged here so we built a perch for it behind the bar & left it to watch over things. We had no idea about the powers associated with it.” But according to authorities, the powerful idol started its journey 3 years earlier when it went missing off the coast of Africa. “The ngono ndege idol was used in the Lobi people’s fertility rituals for over 100 years,” said African Antiquities Administrator Jomo Adisa. “The statute was taken by an illegal band of tomb raiders who took the fertility god to a waiting ship where it was to be sent to the United States & sold to a collector with Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. The ship never made it & the idol was believed lost to the sea. News of its survival is a great cause for celebration for the Lobi. Not a single male has been born to the tribe since the idol was taken.” But not everyone is celebrating, especially those who fell victim to the powers of the fertility statue & ended up unexpectedly pregnant. Pregnancies on island have increased 23% each year since the idol’s arrival with 93% of those patients having visited the Green Parrot when the idol was present. Even more shockingly, 42% of the Green Parrot’s employees who worked closest to the idol are now parents. “People always joked that it was something in the water,” said Green Parrot bartender & proud father, Beaver. “I always suspected that the root beer barrels were to blame. I touched that bird damn near every night but never imagined the power it contained.” At this time it is unknown whether the idol will be returned to the Lobi people or remain in Key West under the Finders-Keepers Law. For now, the Ngano Ndege Idol remains on display at the Green Parrot Bar. Patrons are advised to view it with extreme caution. 18

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THRIVING MANATEE COMMUNITY DISCOVERED IN KEY WEST SEWER SYSTEM by David Sloan KEY WEST, Fla. — A thriving community of manatee, Trichechus Manatus, have been discovered living in deep injection wells and storm drains beneath the streets of Key West in what some environmentalists are calling, “The Miracle Under Front Street.” The ﬁrst sighting occurred in 2012 when a small manatee calf was spotted by Ron Corey of Key West Public Works Department during routine maintenance of a deep injection well located near the intersections of Duval and Front Street. Corey was able to capture the animal and release oﬀ the Simonton Street docks. But in an unexpected turn, KWPW engineers have now acknowledged that as many as 32 of the herbivorous marine mammals call the drains of Key West home in 2017. “Thanks to our elevation and standing water at the injection sites, the storm drains on Duval and Simonton from The Gulf to Caroline Street have become an ideal habitat for the sea cows,” said city spokesman Don Ellerson. “They drink fresh rain water and survive on French fries, conch fritters and other gutter foods that make their way down storm drains at an alarming rate. Tourists are urged not to approach the manatee. A Facebook contest giving you a chance to name one of the mammals can be found at KeyWestCity.gov. David Sloan is an author, marine mammal manager and ghost hunter. He is currently living amongst the manatees for research for his next ghost tour. For more info, visit www.HauntedKeyWest.com. 24

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TRUMP ISSUES IMMIGRANT SELFIE BAN New Executive Order Hits Home in the Southernmost City WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — The Trump administration issued another controversial statement today that hits home in Key West. President Donald Trump will sign a new executive order next week to ban the use of ‘Selfie’ photography by immigrants effective April 1, 2017. This is particularly troubling to local Key West selfie enthusiast, and American citizen, Jayesh Mani. Jayesh has made a selfie photo with him as part of the island as the Southernmost Point or Key Lime Pie over the past year. When asked about the ban, Trump, speaking from his Mar-a-Lago Club on his 21st visit during his first 12 weeks in office, replied, “My family took the first selfies. My grandfather, Frederick Trump, who was a great, great man, took the first selfie in 1896. It was really, really great. Just great.” When pressed about the subject, Trump started screaming incoherently about wanting to see Jayesh’s birth certificate. When a local BarTab affiliate, Vincent K Montalto, informed President Trump that Jayesh was indeed an American citizen and is the ‘Selfie King’ of the Southernmost city, Trump took to Twitter and wrote, “Immigrants are stealing our selfies. Bad!” and, “In fact, new E.O., a ‘Selfie’ will be now called a ‘Trumpy’.” When word of the Tweets reached Key West, the entire island got behind Jayesh. David Sloan, Chris Shultz and Marky Pierson put together a parade that attracted an estimated 15,000 people. $250,000 was raised for the petting zoo. It will now be an annual event. When Jayesh was asked about the situation via the KeyLife Facebook group, he replied, “Yeah this is a good place. These people are my dudes. Lmfao. Amazing place!” We couldn’t have said it better ourselves. Dale, Jr. could not be reached for comment. 28

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Vlatka Coric

@ Cowboy Bill’s, 618 Duval Street What is your full name & originally from?

Bartender Profile

My full name is Vladimira Coric. I am from Mostar, Croatia. How did you make your way to the States?

My mother & I came here a long time ago on an airplane, [laughs] I was not a boat nip. To New York City & then to Chicago. How long were you in New York & Chicago?

Oh see, now my age thing comes in. [laughs] Alright, that’s a fair point. How did you end up in Key West?

I was married at the time. It started off as a two week vacation, & we never went back. What was the food like growing up in Croatia?

I remember when I was a little kid making cheese. You would have your lamb, your cow, you pig, & chickens of course. You would kill a lamb on Easter. You would skin it & they would wash it, & tie it up & let it dry. Once it dries, then they put the cheese in there & let the cheese ferment. You didn’t go buy things, you made your own. & then you would trade what you had with other people around the next town. What, food & beverage wise, is Croatia known for?

Wine, beer, & slivovitz, which is plum brandy.

So how does a girl from Croatia end up at a cowboy bar? 

Cowboy Bill is the greatest boss ever. I was offered a job opportunity & I took it.

What’s your favorite thing going on at Cowboy Bills?

I like Cowboy Bill’s for many reasons. It’s a complex, so you can come & do anything. You can listen to somebody play live. On Wednesday nights you can enjoy the sexy bull riding contest. The sports bar you can watch any game. & then you can watch girls dance in lingerie in the back bar. & we have Mexican food from Salsa Loca. So you have everything here. How many bars here at Cowboy Bills & which is your favorite?

The inside, dance bar. The front sports bar, the side bar & the outside bar. So four bars. I like the dance bar most. Do you have a signature cocktail?

Yes, it’s called V’s Punch. It’s rum punch, with a little bit of an island glitch to it. It’s delicious. Drink of choice when you’re sitting at the bar?

I’m a beer drinker. Microbreweries.

Vlatka works Mon-Sat nights at Cowboy Bill’s, 618 Duval St. We here there’s a reward for anyone that can get her on the bull! BarTabMag.com

RESTAURANTS & BARS 801

C4 1

AGAVE 308

A2 2

BAGATELLE

B2 3

BLUE HEAVEN

B5 4

BLUE MACAW COWBOY BILL’S

B5 5 XX 6

DANTE’S / PRIME STEAKHOUSE

D1 7

GAS MONKEY

XX 8

GREEN PARROT

B4 9

HALF SHELL/TURTLE KRAALS

D1 10

HAVANA CAFE / KWEST

C4 11

HOG’S BREATH

B2 12

IRISH KEVIN’S

B2 13

ISLAND DOGS

B1 14

JACK FLATS

B3 15

KELLY’S CARIBBEAN KWEST LIQUOR STORE

B3 16 C4 11

LAZY GECKO

B2 17

LUCY’S RETIRED SURFER BAR

D2 18

MELLOW VENTURES CAFE

H3 19

POINT 5 / NINE ONE FIVE

C5 20

PRIME STEAKHOUSE / DANTE’S

D1 7

RUM ROW @ GATES HOTELS

O1 21

RUMOR LOUNGE

B2 22

SMOKIN’ TUNA

B2 23

SUNSET PIER / HOT TIN ROOF TATTOOS & SCARS

A1 24 B2 25

THIRSTY MERMAID

C3 26

VIRGILIO’S

B4 27

WILLIE T’S

C4 28

STORES & SERVICES BAREFOOT BILLY’S BI-PLANE TOURS CAPRICORN JEWELRY

E7/F7 1 N6 2 C4 3

FAIRVILLA IVS IN THE KEYS SALON SEASIDE

B1 4 B4 5 G3 6

SUP PADDLE BOARD COCONUT INK SHIRTS HAVANA AIR

P2 7 M1 8 N6 9

CAPTAIN SCHOOL KW

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Captain School Key West What are your full names?

K: Kimberly Teal Woods & Mark Louie Woods. How did you two meet?

K: [laughs] I was putting in the WiFi in at Stock Island Marina Village, & he was the dock master. When did you get to Key West?

K: My first stint was ’91, but I bought my home in 2001. M: 2004, I just sailed in on a boat. When did you start Captain School Key West?

M: We started the Captain School 4 years ago. I took an early retirement from the college & we decided that we needed a physical school here. Were you doing something similar at the college?

M: Yeah, for the last 8 years before that, I offered a marine science or engineering program that taught captains training & some basic seamanship. Where is your school located?

K: It’s located in Robbie’s Boatyard, on Stock Island. How many courses do you offer?

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M: Right now we are offering 12 different courses. People come to us for a specific reason. It’s either to get their initial license or they’re trying to grow their resume as far as a charter captain or a captain who’s going to do some offshore travel. 34

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What’s the oldest & youngest student that you’ve taught?

M: The oldest student is 86. I think he’s getting ready to hit 87. & he’s still active. Our youngest student, as a school, is an 18 years-old. How about your favorite watering holes?

K: Well, the Green Parrot for sound check, Smoking Tuna & Schooner Wharf. Do you two still get on the water for recreation or is it all business these days?

M: Oh no, we get as much water as we can get. K: We live on the water, we play on the water, & we work on the water. We just got back from Great Harbour Cay in the Berry Islands in the Bahamas. With over 25 years experience between them, Mark & Kimi can teach you how to navigate the waters of Key West or start your new career. Visit CaptainSchoolKeyWest.com for more info.

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Dave Zingg @ the Blue Macaw, 804 Whitehead Full name, originally from, chef coat size?

Chef de

PROFILE

My name is David Edward Zingg. I’m from Palm Springs, California & I wear a large chef coat.

How did you end up in Key West?

I got to Key West 3 years ago by happenstance. I hitchhiked from Portland, Oregon to California then from California to Florida. I landed in Panama City Beach for 3 months & then hitch hiked here.

How did you learn your chops?

I move around a lot. Sometimes its 3 months, sometimes its 9 months. Every time I move I always work in a kitchen, a new chef, a new style of cooking, new techniques. And every place I’ve moved there’s a different culture.

Describe your food preparation style.

Blue Macaw’s dinner. Our lunch, our brunch & our breakfast is our money-maker, but we just feel that dinner could just be revamped. We’re doing a new menu, coming out sometime next month. After that, I want to do 7 specials every day & just keep it fresh, keep it new.

Any signature dishes we should be on the lookout for?

I have a blackened tuna with squid ink teriyaki, an apple slaw with curried sweet potato puree on the new menu.

Some things I order ahead of time, like lamb or some specialty item. But other than that, I do all my food on the fly. I come in, I talk to my guys who worked the morning, the lunch, & they let me know what we have leftover, what fish we got in, & then I just create as I go.

Your favorite protein to work with?

How has the transition been coming to the Blue Macaw?

[laughs] My shameless plug would be to my buddy Porkchop. Tell him that I miss him.

It’s very exciting. I have been making small adjustments here & there, not trying to go crazy & change everything at once. One step at a time. But everything’s really exciting. My crew’s really excited.

What’s in store for the Blue Macaw?

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Hmm, that’s a good one. I would have to say yellowtail snapper. It’s just very easy. It’s a fast pickup. It’s very thin & light, so cooking time it only takes two to three minutes.

Any other shout outs or shameless plugs?

The Blue Macaw is located at 804 Whitehead St & boasts the largest bloody Mary bar in the Keys, live music all day & next month stop in to taste Chef Zingg’s new dinner menu.

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UFO

2¢ 416 Appelrouth, 414 8626 • An off the

beaten path gastropub w/ grafﬁtitagged walls. Dishes from wings & burgers to yellowtail snapper & soft shell crab. 11a-11p 2-4-1 drink daily w/ 10% off food w/

FOM

24 NORTH 3820 N Roosevelt, 320 0940 • Poolside DJ

every Tues & Sat 1-4p. HH 1-4p w/ $3-5 drinks specials. Food served by Chug Cantina 8a-8p, bar 11a-10p.

LAM

801 BOURBON 801 Duval, 294 4737 • The front bar is the

locals’ hangout. Drag shows upstairs at 9 & 11pm, bingo on Sun. Saloon 1 in back is not for the timid or fainthearted. 4 TVs [w/ porn]

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American menu w/ homemade pastas & seafood emphasis. Fine wines & craft cocktails. Outdoor seating w/ to watch the action Duval. L 11:30a-4:30p, D 6-11p

ULF

AGAVE 308 308 Front, 509 7304 • Key West’s only

tequila bar, w/ over 70 different tequilas & 20 craft cocktails. Open 11a-1a or later, w/ HH 4:30-6:30p & food till 10p. Taco & Tequila Tues w/ tacos specials & $6 fresh lime margaritas 5:30-10p. AMBROSIA

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1401 Simonton, 293 0304 • Amazing bar,

lounge & restaurant. The new look may be a bit much to some die hard fans, but they are still serving up some of the best sushi in town.

AMIGOS 425 Greene, 292 2009 • Tacos2, burritos,

nachos & more. 95% of their menu items are gluten free. Delivering Mexican food to your door & you can get margaritas or beer too! ANTONIA’S

✆UF

615 Duval, 294 6565 • This amazing

Italian restaurant is one of Duval’s ﬁnest. 100s of wines by the bottle & authentic Italian menu. Lunch 11am10p. Closed on Mondays.

recommended

AZUR 425 Grinnell, 292 2987 • Mediterranean

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915 [NINE ONE FIVE] 915 Duval, 296 0669 • Mediterranean–

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fare at one of Key West’s chef owned restaurants. Mon-Fri breakfast 8-11a, lunch till 3p, Sat & Sun brunch 9a-3p, dinner daily 6-10p.

LGO

BAGATELLE 115 Duval, 296 6609 • Brunch 9a-4p,

dinner 5-10p. HH 9-11:30a & 4-6p w/ $5 small plates & drink specials. ‘Moon Lounge’ deck upstairs & out back is the best, upscale place to hide downtown. Get 10% off food w/

BANANA CAFÉ 1215 Duval, 294 7227 • French cuisine

featuring crepes, baguettes & more. Breakfast or lunch served 8a-3p, 6-10p for dinner. Get 10% off food w/

UFL

BETTER THAN SEX 926 Simonton, 296 8102 • Erotically

charged atmosphere, sporting dessert dishes like Jungle Fever & Missionary Crisp. Open daily 6pm-midnight.

the bier boutique 1421 First, 741 7779 • Midwest style menu with a kick. Eco-friendly containers & craft beers. Try the chili, bison burger or the chicken on a stick! Open Tues-Sun 11a-8p

U upscale F food served G food served late S sports

L open late

inside w/ a view of Duval to late night dinner on the back deck, Blackﬁn offers savory bistro cuisine w/ a true Key West ﬂare. Get 10% off food w/

FOMN

BLUE HEAVEN 729 Thomas, 296 8666 • Cats & chickens

living in harmony & an award winning wine list that complements extraordinary food. One of Key West’s best breakfast/ brunch spots.

FOM

BLUE MACAW 801 Whitehead, 440 3196 • Island eats &

outdoor bar with the largest make-yourown Bloody Mary bar in the keys & live music throughout the day. Open 9a-10p. Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/ Get 10% off food w/

WUFO

BLUE MOJITO 601 Front • At the Hyatt, plenty of waterfront couches to chill on. Light food served & full liquor bar & offering 20% locals’ discount. Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/

OLMN 1128 Simonton, 296 2807 • Cool lounge BLUE ROOM

w/ a rock n’ roll twist. DJ music Tues & Fri @ 10p. Pool room w/ video jukebox. Outside bar for those cool KW nights! HH 5-8p.

O outdoor seating M entertainment

LADN

BOBBY’S MONKEY BAR 900 Simonton, 294 2655 • One block off

Duval, activities provided through the week. Mon, Thurs, Fri & Sun karaoke 9:30p. Tues 7p pool tourney. HH noon-8p on beer & wells. BOURBON STREET

LAO

724 Duval, 294 9354 • The ultimate guys-

only night out. Porn on TV, dancers on bars & pool w/ waterfall. Mon is movie night & 2-4-1 Tues. 16 TVs [2 big, 3 w/ porn]

BULL & WHISTLE 224 Duval, 296 4565 • Live music all

day, every day. Get 2-4-1 margaritas [or one large] at the bar or grab a table & ask for Debbie’s award winning Bloody Maria! THE CAFÉ

509 Southard, 296 5515 • Mostly

vegetarian entrees, sandwiches & awesome veggie burger. Organic wines, specialty beers & herbal teas. Open daily Mon–Sat 11am-10p. Delivery or take out. CAFÉ SOLÉ

✆UFO

1029 Southard, 294 0230 • A few blocks

from Duval & some of the most authentic cuisine this side of Paris. Fine wine, sherry & ports.

CAMILLE’S

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918 Duval, 509 7408 • From breakfast

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BLACKFIN BISTRO

1202 Simonton, 296 4811 • A locals’

favorite w/ a menu that changes daily. Serving a fantastic breakfast, lunch & dinner. HH 6-7p 2-4-1 specials &b half off apps at the bars. Opens 8a-10p[ish]. Get 10% off food w/

SFO

CAROLINE’S 310 Duval, 294 7511 • This totally

outdoors bar/restaurant is awesome. Great for people watching & low priced menu items. Lisa & Bethany in command. Delivery available. 2 TVs

FSOL

CHARLIE MAC’S 404 Southard, 320 0204 • BBQ & seafood

with 10HD TV to watch your favorite game. Huge selection of draft beer & food served late night & HH 4:30-7p. 1/2 priced Wings on Wed.

CHEF DISTILLED RUM DISTILLERY 105 Simonton, 294 1441 • Key West’s ﬁrst

legal rum distillery. Taste it, watch it be made, buy it & enjoy. Get a tour through their distillery w/ lots of history. Open till sunset. CONCH REPUBLIC

WFOM

631 Greene, 294 4403 • This open-air bar

& restaurant offers dozens of rums & then some. Plenty of seats at the bar, w/ live music every night. Be sure to ask about the rum sampler.

W on the water A alternative lifestyle N neighborhood joint D dive bar

locals’ favorite New Town hang out. Awesome prices, 2 pool tables. You can bet on a late night crowd to have ‘one more’ on the way home.

FON

CORK & STOGIE

1218 Duval, 517 6419 • Beer, wine &

cigars, C&S is open 10a-11p. Daily wine tastings & a great place to get Key West Factory cigars. Food served & C&S offers delivery.

GSOMLX

COWBOY BILL’S 618 Duval, 292 1865 • Ride the bull Wed-

Sat w/ Sexy Bull Riding contest Wed at 10p when ladies drink free 9-11p. Live music Thur-Sat 9:30p. 2-4-1 HH 4-7p. 8 jumbo TVs, 4 pool

WFOM

DANTE’S 951 Caroline, 293 5123 • Poolside drinking

& dining w/ HH Mon-Fri 4:30-7:30p 2-41 drinks specials. DJs every weekend, tons of locals pounding shots - this is Key West’s premier public pool to get hammered! 15 TVs

LODN

DONS’ PLACE 1000 Truman, 296 8837 • Closed for only

3 hours a day. Opens 7a & stays open till 4a. 10 TVs, 1 pool, 1 dart, 1 GT, juke tunes. 42

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EATON STREET SEAFOOD MARKET 801 Eaton, 295 3474 • This unassuming

building holds one of the best seafood joints on the island. Serving beer & wine w/ multiple fresh catch sandwiches to choose from! 11a-9p.

FOM

EL MESON DE PEPE’S 410 Wall, 295 2620 • Great Cuban food located on Mallory Square w/ live music daily. Dishing out the strongest Mojito this side of Cuba.

EL SIBONEY 900 Catherine, 296 4184 • Tucked away in

Old Town, you’ll get great Cuban food at reasonable prices. If you’ve never tried a skirt steak, this is the place to get it.

✆FO

FIREFLY 223 Petronia, 849 0104 • Modern, chef-

driven Southern restaurant focusing on using the best ingredients & a mixture of traditional & modern techniques to create familiar dishes.

FIVE BROTHERS 930 Southard, 296 5205 • BarTab’s breakfast spot for an egg & cheese on Cuban bread w/ a colada, but the Cuban mix is still the best in Key West. Open

6a-3p Mon-Sat.

recommended

✆FO

FLAMING BUOY 1100 Packer, 295 7970 • Fresh dishes &

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3340 N. Roosevelt, 296 4343 • This is a

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CONCH TOWN LOUNGE

local seafood served daily. The lobster mac & cheese is a must. Dine in or take out w/ delivery as well. Open 6p TuesSunday.

LFO

FOGARTY’S 227 Duval, 294 7525 • Home to the Flying

Monkey Saloon w/ Kyle & Ryan serving up the fastest frozen drinks in KW! Lunch & dinner at great prices. 16 TVs [6 in A/C!]

FOMN

GARBOS’ GRILL 409 Caroline, 304 3004 • Key West’s

most popular food truck, pumping out delicious food in downtown Key West. Open Mon-Sat 11a-3p, 5-9p.

GOML

GAS MONKEY 217 Duval , 294-0103 • Parked on the

200 block serving Texas BBQ & pub food. HH daily 3-6p w/ $2 drink specials & House-ritas & $4 food specials. Live music every day & open till 2am [or later]. Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/

✆LFO

GRAND CAFÉ 314 Duval, 292 4740 • Proving to be an

outstanding decision for lunch &/or dinner. Serving one of the best menus in town, plus mojitos & the Grand Margarita.

U upscale F food served G food served late S sports

L open late

LMDN

GREEN PARROT 601 Whitehead, 294 6133 • Probably the

biggest anchor in town. The best live acts in the Keys w/ a bartending staff who make slinging drinks look as easy as drinkin ‘em. 4 TVs, 1 pool, 1 dart, best jukebox in south Florida.

GREENE STREET CIGAR CO 540 Greene, 296 5499 • One of the few

places to smoke a cigar & sip on a drink. HH 5-7p on premium beers, wine & cigars. Open 11a-12a.

WFO

HALF SHELL RAW BAR 231 Margaret, 294 7496 • Great raw bar

on the harbor walk & bar to kick back a few back at & relax. Fish house as well to take your favorite fresh catch to go. A/C-ed bar area w/ shufﬂe board.

HARPOON HARRY’S 832 Caroline, 294 8744 • Best known for

their diner style breakfast. Food served all day, full liquor bar & low prices & breakfast till 3p.

O outdoor seating M entertainment

Rock & Roll museum w/ multi-level patio bar & restaurant. Plenty of Key West Hard Rock goods available, too. 9 TVs

HAVANA CLUB 423 Caroline, 394 1110 • Opens at 3p & THE

stays that way till 4a. Serving $3 beers & $5 cocktails. Ask about their mini beer pong!1pool, 2TVs

HAVANA KEY WEST 703 Duval, 294 2626 • American/Cuban

inspired cuisine serving breakfast, brunch & lunch all day. Get beer, wine, liquor drinks or authentic Cuban coffee. Open daily 9a-3p.

WFOM

HOG’S BREATH 400 Front, 292 2032 • Catering to a

tourist crowd, but also remains a locals’ favorite. Great bar staff & shucking bar & some of the best bands playing original live music in town. HH 5-7pm & 1-2am. 6 TVs, 3 bars HOGFISH

WFOM

6810 Front [Stock Isl.], 293 4041 • Best

place for live music on Stock Island. Their hogﬁsh sandwich is a must! Open 11a-12a. HH 4-7p Mon-Sat. 1 pool 10% off food w/

HOT TIN ROOF

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bar is a great place to start or end an evening. Buy a bottle, then head to the porch for a table. Vin pours wine by the glass & a few beers.

HARD ROCK CAFÉ 313 Duval, 293 0230 • The Keys’ very own

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GRAND VIN 1107 Duval, 296 1020 • This wine shop/

✆UWFO

0 Duval, 296 7701 • Delicious martini list

& slick lounge. Sit back & take in the ocean view w/ one of the best menus in Key West @ the Ocean Key. Serving breakfast, lunch & dinner. Get 10% off food w/

WFO

HURRICANE HOLE

5110 Overseas Hwy, 294 0200 • At

Hurricane Hole Marina, across the Stock Isl. bridge. A haven for locals to hang out on the water w/ full liquor bar.

IRISH KEVIN’S 211 Duval, 292 1262 • Guinness chugging

contests on stage, accompanied by live music all day long. Full liquor & over 25 draft aiding the staff here to keep you sloshed.

LGOM

ISLAND DOGS 505 Front, 509 7136 • Street-side seating

just steps off Duval. Live music WedSat. Nice blend of casual & upscale bar. Open late w/ food till the crowd dies down. HH 4:30-6:30p Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/

SLG

JACK FLATS 509 1/2 Duval, 294 7955 • Great grub

served to 1a or later. This is the place to be on game day. Matt & Doug run things at night, Gretchen in the day. 38 TVs [12 jumbo] & audio boxes.

W on the water A alternative lifestyle N neighborhood joint D dive bar

KOJIN

502 Southard, 296 2077 • This place

is souperb! 6 different noodle bowls, perfect apps, a dozen featured menu items & sakes to complement. Get 10% off food w/

KWEST LIQUOR 705 Duval, 294 5995 • All your liquor,

beer, wine, smoke, lotto & snack needs right on Duval. KWest will also deliver whatever you need [min $100].

ULFOM

LA TE DA 1125 Duval, 296 6706 • Outside or inside

full liquor bars. Shows in the Crystal Room & piano bar [call for info]. HH 4-6:30p 50% off all cocktails.

✆UF

LA TRATTORIA 524 Duval, 296 1075 • Classic cuisine

& impressive wine list - probably the Keys’ best Italian! The street side bar is perfect to sip on libations w/ over 20 speciality martinis.

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second location up town. Perfect for those who want to avoid downtown or like parking. Very creative seating layout w/ the quality menu you expect.

SLF

THE LAZY GECKO 203 Duval, 292 1903 • The Gecko’s

throwin’ the best party in town w/ a locals’ back bar that’s a great escape from the weekend madness. Live music all day. HH 4-8p, 15 TVs

LITTLE PEARL

✆UF

632 Olivia, 204 4762 • Fish house/wine

bar. An amazzing ambiance with a menu to match. Limited seating, so reservations highly recommended. Open daily at 5p.

MLO

LITTLE ROOM JAZZ CLUB 821 Duval, 741 7515 • The Keys premier

jazz club. Classy without being too upscale. Located on the 800 of Duval. HH 5-8p & live music nightly.

GOMLN

LUCY’S 320 Grinnell, 922-2616 • Serving a

coastal friendly menu of tacos, entrees & sandwiches. HH 4-7p w/ $3 drink deals & 1/2 priced apps. Open 11a-1a (or later).

recommended

MANGIA MANGIA 900 Southard, 294 2469 • Fresh seafood,

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outdoor dining area to enjoy Key West’s days & nights. HH 4-7p on drinks & food at the bar. Try one of the micro brewed beers. Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/

✆UF

LA TRATTORIA OCEANSIDE 3593 S Roosevelt, 295 6789 • La Trat’s

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UFO

KELLY’S 301 Whitehead, 293 8484 • Spectacular

homemade pasta made daily & the Keys’ most famous pesto. Great outdoor garden to dine in. Get 10% off food w/

UFO

MANGOES 700 Duval, 292 4606 • Upscale, relaxing,

patio complete w/ an outdoor bar. Sit back & watch the entertainment of Duval Street while dining or sipping on a cocktail.

MARGARITAVILLE 500 Duval, 292 1435 • Daytime the

restaurant jams. Bands take the stage at 9p Tues-Sunday. If you didn’t know already, try a margarita & cheeseburger.

UFO

MARTIN’S 917 Duval, 295 0111 • European-style fare nicely settled on upper Duval. w/ street-side lounge seating & a menu

Chef Martin has been perfecting for over 20 years in KW.

GSLBN

MARY ELLEN’S 420 Appelrouth, 916 5816 • Dozens of

canned beer. Get a 16oz PBR, whiskey shot & slim jim for only 6 bucks. Cookin’ grilled cheese & great ﬁres to sober you up, too.

U upscale F food served G food served late S sports

L open late

FOMW

MELLOW CAFE 1605 N Roosevelt, 745 3874 • Good craft beers, solid food w/ tacos, smoothies & munchies. HH 4-7p w/ 2-4-1 beers, $5 sangria & mimosa w/ $5 menu items. Open 9a-ish till 9p-ish.

✆UFO

MICHAELS 532 Margaret, 295 1300 • In the back

streets of Old Town, this is a Key West favorite. Owner & Chef Michael Wilson offers a classic menu w/ an island twist.

MR. Z’S 501 Southard, 296 4445 • Grinders, pizza,

& the best cheesesteaks in Key West! Open till 4a every night, just a half block off Duval. Draft beers served, too.

MR. Z’S TOO 2798 N Roosevelt, 296 5306 • Mr Z’s

second location in New Town. This Z’s offers some indoor seating as well. Open 11a-midnight w/ the same great menu.

OLD TOWN MEXICAN CAFÉ 609 Duval, 296 7500 • Subtle ethnic décor

enhances your Mexican experience. Beer & wine w/ a handful of Mexican beers, but we opt for the pitchers of sangria.

O outdoor seating M entertainment

is found at the Orchid Inn. Open 12p-10p or later, HH 5-7p 20% off all drinks. Try the infused pineapple or jalapeño & tomato vodkas. ORIGAMI

1075 Duval, 294 0092 • Outdoor sushi

restaurant, coupled w/ astounding sushi & a large supply of sake.

GOL

PARADISE PIZZA 503 Greene, 292 4100 • Pizza by the slice

plus a full menu till 2am [or later] at some of the best prices on the island.

POINT 5 915 Duval, 296 0669 • Craft cocktails, beers, ﬁne wines & eats. 2nd story balcony overlooking Duval, great for people watching. Full menu until 12a. Opens at 5p in season w/ a small plates menu.

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PRIME STEAKHOUSE 951 Caroline, 296 4000 • This could be

one of our favorites. Excellent steaks & seafood entrees, complimented by an outstanding wine list. The bone-in ribeye is the house specialty. Opens at 6p daily.

RED FISH BLUE FISH 407 Front, 295 7447 • Steps away from

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Industrial & rustic design serving American coastal comfort food B, L & D.

ORCHID BAR 1004 Duval, 296-9915 • This boutique bar

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UFOW

MATT’S STOCK ISLAND 7001 Shrimp[Stock Isl.], 296 1717 •

Mallory Square, serving some of the best seafood in town great pre & post-sunset destination. Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/

UFOM

ROOFTOP CAFE 308 Front, 294 2042 • Great deck

overlooking Front St. Live music playing regularly w/ one of the better martini lists in Key West. Get 10% off food w/ Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/

ROOSTICA 528 Front, 292 7862 • Wood-burning oven

pizzas & other Italian selections. PT’s throw-back menu items every Thurs. Open daily 11a-10p. Get 10% off food w/

THE RUM BAR 1117 Duval, 296 2680 • Over 250

selections of rum, try a ﬂight of 5 types for $25. Open 11am-midnight or later w/ a full liquor bar.

SGOM

RUM BARREL 528 Front, 292 7862 • This is your Eagles,

Phillies, Flyers & 76ers’ Southernmost headquarters. Sweet upper deck w/ live music Wed-Sat. 10 HD TVs & more than 170 rums.

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RUMOR LOUNGE 430 Greene • Funky, sexy lounge steps

from the 200 block playing the best in EDM. HH 5-8p daily, bacon bloody Mary’s all day Sun, Thurs is Ladies Night, SIN Wed 10p-4a. Open till 4a every night.

FSON

THE SALTY ANGLER 1114 Duval, 741 7071 • A ‘ﬁshing bar w/

a smoking problem’ of BBQed meats. Ask about their adult milk shakes. Open 11a-11p [or later].

FSOMW

THE SALTY OYSTER 7001 Shrimp[Stock Isl.], 296 1717 •

Poolside/dock side Bar & Grill. Enjoy hand crafted cocktails with one of the most unique views in Stock Island. Pet Friendly. Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/

WFO

SALUTE! 1000 Atlantic, 292 1117 • Get to Higgs

Beach for a terriﬁc beach front treat. A casual atmosphere dishing up lunch & dinner. HH 4-7p w/ $1 off drinks w/ a great sunset view. 46

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theme w/ daily food specials Mon-Thurs. HH noon-4p w/ 1/2 priced drink specials.

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SANTIAGO’S BODEGA 207 Petronia, 296 7691 • Tapas dishes &

great wine. This place gets busy, so be sure to call ahead for a table. HH 3-6 w/ a $5 tapas menu & drink discounts. 10% off food w/

LFOMD

SCHOONER WHARF 202 William, 292 3302 • Spacious harbor

front bar where the din of local chatter & live music ﬁlls the air all day. See the only Bar Magician in the Keys. 2 TVs, 1 pool Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/

✆UF

SEVEN FISH 921 Truman, 296 2777 • Eclectic menu w/

emphasis on local catch, full liquor bar & great bar to sip on a cocktail or glass of wine while enjoying superb seafood.

SLGN

SHANNA KEY 1900 Flagler, 295 8880 • Great selection of

ales & some of Key West’s favorite Irish food coming here & served till 3a. 7 TVs, 1 GT ‘06, internet juke tunes.

SLD

SHIMP DADDY’S 908 Kennedy, 294 4818 • Hidden in the

mini-malls of New Town, this is an escape from the clubs on Duval. Open 9a-4, w/ HH 4p-8p, 13 TVs, 3 pool

recommended

WUFO

SHOR 601 Front, 809 4000 • Ocean view &

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cocktails, sun & pool. Live music WedSat 4-7p & Sun 12-6:30p. Food served by The Blind Pig 7a-10p, bar 11a-10p. HH Mon – Fri 4-7p $3-5 drink specials.

GSOML

SANDBAR 511 Greene, 916 5530 • Sports-beach bar

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UFOM

RUM ROW 3824 N Roosevelt, 320 0930 • Craft

delicious seafood cuisine. The Shor captures the essence of contemporary cuisine.

OLN

SHOTS & GIGGLES Greene & Ann, 414 8272 • Beer & wine bar

a half block off the 200 block of Duval. 30% off at the bar HH 5-7p. Great place to stop for one or more.

LFM

SLOPPY JOE’S 201 Duval, 294 5717 • There’s enough

entertainment from people watching alone, & also serving up live music all day.

WFO

SOUTHERNMOST BEACH CAFÉ 1405 Duval, 295 6550 • Beach side restaurant that braves the morning to serve breakfast. One of the few bars on Key West w/ a beach & chair rentals. HH Sun-Thur 4-6p. 6 TVs Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/

LFOM

SMOKIN’ TUNA 4 Charles, 517 6350 • Great seafood &

raw bar, w/ live music nightly @ 6pm1am by amazing singer / songwriter. Grab a world famous t-shirts right off Duval. Food till 11p.

U upscale F food served G food served late S sports

L open late

2-4-1 drink daily w/

10% off food w/

WFOM

SUNSET PIER 0 Duval, 296 7701 • This could be the

beginning or end of your Duval crawl. A great place for sunsets on their extra long seated pier. Get a 2-4-1 drink daily w/

FOMW

SUNSET TIKI @ GALLEON 617 Front, 295 0207 • Locals’ favorite

sunset spot. Massive deck & live music daily. 2-4-1 specials during HH 5-7p.

LOM

TATTOOS & SCARS 512 Greene, 517 6610 • Open till 4am

raw bar open daily 11a-11p. Full menu with small plates, sandwiches & ample seafood. HH 4-6p w/ $2 pint & $5 food

WFO

TURTLE KRAALS 231 Margaret, 294 2640 • One of the best

harbor views serving a Cuban/seafood style menu. Get a birds eye-view of things at the Tower Bar. Turtle Races Mon, Wed & Fri at 7p.

WATERFRONT BREWERY 201 William, 440 2270 • Full liquor bar &

a adult entertainment club you can slip into on the 200 block. Get to know one of the Teasettes at their circler stage!

O outdoor seating M entertainment

its name. Blink & you might miss it. This place stays open late night on Duval.

LOM

VIRGILIO’S 524 Duval, 296 8118 • Upscale martini

WFO

TEASERS [DOWNSTAIRS] 218 Duval, 292 0486 • Nothing better than

WORLD’S SMALLEST BAR 124 Duval, 294 8507 • This bar lives up to

their raised on-street patio & offering 16 wines by the glass, a variety of wine by the bottle & beers. Open noon-1a.

bar behind La Trattoria. Live rock Wed, Latin night Thurs, & rotating bands Fri & Sat. $5 martini every Mon night! Food served till close, open 7p-2a [or later].

their water taxi. 2-4-1 HH 5-7p & 9-11p, plus on Tues & Thurs $7 tapas.

of mojitos & daily drink specials. Late night menu w/ panini, pizzas & more. Mojito Mondays 2-4-$12. Live music all day, every day & night starting at 11a.

VINO’S 810 Duval, 294 7568 • 2 great tables on

every day no matter what & the only place in Key West to catch all the UFC ﬁghts. 2-4-1 HHs 4-7p daily & late night Sun-Thur 2a-close. 1 pool, 8 TVs

TAVERN N TOWN 3841 Roosevelt, 296 3676 • Ask about

LGMO

WILLIE T’S 525 Duval, 294 7674 • Serving 31 ﬂavors

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Bay Resort, breakfast starting at 8a, & food served till 10:30p.

THIRSTY MERMAID 521 Fleming, 204 4828 • Restaurant &

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STONED CRAB 3101 Roosevelt, 294 4350 • At the Ibis

FOW

craft drafts from Florida including their award winning beers made on site. Open 11a-11p. HH 4-6:30p w/ half priced WFB beers, wells & glasses of wine.

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PAT LONERGAN’S VOICE COMING AS OPTION TO iPHONE’S ROAD NAVIGATION Cupertino, CA. - Pat ‘the Goon’ Lonergan’s voice will be coming to iPhone’s Road Navigation, a spokesman for the company confirmed this week. The option will be introduced in the spring of 2017. BarTab affiliate, Bill Hoebee, recently had the opportunity to test drive the app. When asked about the experience, Hoebee said, “It was just like having Pat in the car with you.” The app, named Get-There, has a few bugs, Hoebee said. When trying to get to a specific location you would get a lot of ‘inaudible grumbling’ and then be told to, “Turn right back there. Okay, make a U-turn.” It would also point out landmarks out of the blue and unsolicited. Saying things like, “Hey, there’s a liquor store right up here on the right [Inaudible grumbling]. You just passed it. Where are you going?”, when passing certain establishments around Key West. “There are some glitches which still need to be worked out with the system,” Craig Federighi Apple’s SVP, of Software Engineering said. “We can’t quite figure out how to get the programming to stop talking about the Chicago Cubs’ World Series Championship.” But, Federighi seems optimistic they’ll be able to solve the an problems with the app before its launch in the Fall of 2017. “Our biggest fear is that the Cubs will win back-to-back championships. At which point the project may be shelved indefinitely.” When ask to comment on the application, Lonergan said, “[Inaudible grumbling].” We couldn’t have said it better ourselves. 50

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3PM TILL Gas Monkey $2 drink specials & $4 small plates

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4PM TILL... Green Parrot Discounts on selected drinks & beers Bagatelle Half priced drinks & $5 apps Thirsty Mermaid $2 Mermaid Lager pints & $5 food menu 6:30pm Turtle Kraals 50% off wells, beers & wines w/ food specials starting at $5 7pm Blue Macaw $3 beers, wines & wells 7pm Conch Republic 2-for-1 premium well drinks, beers 7pm Cowboy Bill’s 2-4-1 dom beers, drafts and wells 7pm Kelly’s Caribbean $2 micro brews, $3 well drinks, $350 margaritas & $6 apps 7pm Lucy’s Half off apps, $3 wells, drafts, & wines 7pm Mellow Cafe 2-4-1 beers, $5 sangrias & mimosas & $5 menu items 7pm Rum Row $3 wells, domestics & frozen drinks, $4 house wines, $5 weekly draft beer [Mon-Fri] 5:30pm 6pm 6pm

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