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10 Bar Buzz
bar & restaurant daily deals
20 Taking Pictures of Chicks in Bikinis is a Hard Way to Make a Living
by mike marrero
24 Ten Reasons You May Not Be Getting Served
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by leigh pujado
BarTab Bikins Photos & Profiles elaney from key west burlesque april @ sunset pier leah & karly @ bagatelle bethany @ caroline’s cafe
40 Map of Key West 42 Last Dance with Mary Jane
by bill hoebee
66 Restaurant & Bar Listings 72 TōGō magazine
Menus & Delivery Guide
PO Box 4951 Key West, FL 33041 info@KeyWestBarTab.com 305.292.6262 Publisher Lawrence Bradley, Jr larry@keywestbartab.com Assistant Editor Liz Love liz@keywestbartab.com Design David Rappe Will Amey Words by Bill Hoebee billhoebee@clearchannel.com Leigh Pujado cleighpujado@gmail.com Mike Marrero mikemarrero@me.com Cecil Witt Contributors Photography John Paul Castro Mike Marrero The BarTab magazine is a free monthly publication distributed throughout Key West. Omissions in the BarTab are at the discretion of the publisher. All rights reserved & contents copyright 2004-2010, Flypaper Publishing, LLC.
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Big’Uns
218 Duval 305.292.0486
Bottle Cap
Lazy Gecko
Rum Barrel
Happy Hour 3-8p with the best drink prices on the Island!
All drinks 2-4-1 open-8p 2-4-1 margarita all day
Happy Hour 4 - 7pm Food served till 12a or later
Happy Hour 5 - 8pm 2-4-1 drink specials
Poker Tournaments Texas Hold’em 3:30 & 5:30p
Live DJ Music w/ DJ Gyver 9:30p - late
Happy Hour 2 for 1 4-7pm wells, domestic drafts & bottles Live Music Tony Roberts w/ Rolando 9pm
Live Music Tony Roberts w/ George Victory 9pm
1128 Simonton 305.296.2807
203 Duval 305.292.1903
528 Front 305.292.7862
Dueling Bartenders 5:30-8:30p
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Pianist Bobby Nesbitt 5:30-7:30p
Reggae Wednesdays w/ DJ Chaka & $4 Coronas
Live Music Kool & Jazzy 8pm
THURSDAY
Late Happy Hour 11pm $2 beer, $3 well $4 call & $5 Vodka Martinis
Latin Thursdays w/ DJ Casta $5.50 Long Islands
Live Music Raven Cooper Band 10pm
Ladies Night Free Drink Specials & Live DJ Music 11p-2a
FRIDAY
Aqua Idol Aqua’s take of the TV show 6:30-8p
Vocalist & Musician Lenore Troia 3:30-7:30p
Live DJ Music w/ Chaka 11:30p - late
Celebrity Happy Hour for Charity 4-8pm
Live DJ Music 10p - close
SATURDAY
TUESDAY MONDAY
SUNDAY EVERYDAY
Aqua
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Poker Tournaments Texas Hold’em 3:30 & 5:30p
Live DJ Music w/ DJ Gyver 11:30p - late
DJ Dane Music 10p - close
Live DJ Music 10p - close
Live Music 8pm
Sunset Pier 0 Duval 305.296.7701
Rick’s
208 Duval 305 296 5513
525 Duval 305.294.7674
Happy Hour 4-7pm 50% off premium well drinks & beers Sunday, Bloody Sunday 2 for $10 Bloody Mary’s
EVERYDAY SUNDAY
Mojito Monday 2 for $12 Mojitos
MONDAY TUESDAY
2-4-$10 Margaritas 2-4-$10 Margaritas
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2-4-$10 Rumrunners
THURSDAY SATURDAY
Live Music at 3 & 7pm Margaritas 2-4-$10 Live Music at 3 & 7pm Margaritas 2-4-$10
FRIDAY
Happy Hour 8-10p $3.50 Grey Goose $2.75 Heineken or Corona bottles Beat the Clock Robert Albury wells & doms start @ sunset at $1 8p-12a Monday Madness Robert Albury $1 PBRs & Bud Select @ sunset drafts $3 Tequilas Summer Shrimp Drink or Drown Spectacular $10 8-11:30p 7p $5 1/2lbs Bud drafts, wells KW Pink Shrimp & frozen drinks Bar Olympics Rolando & Frito w/ $15 all-u-can@ sunset drink calls 11p-3a Military & Local Rolando & Frito Appreciation @ sunset $2.50 bottles, 50¢ drafts & $4 calls Coconut Races! Live Music at sunset, come for a at 10p chance to win DJ Dance a bar tab! 9p-4a Live Music at 10p DJ Dance 9p-4a
Willie T’s
Bagatelle
115 Duval 305 296 6609 $6 martinis & wine every night after 10pm! Back deck full moon party kick off Wed, April 28th!
Green Parrot
601 Whitehead 305 294 6133 Happy Hour 4-7pm daily with “sound-checks” at 5:30pm every Friday
Point 5
915 Duval 305 296 0669 Upstairs from 915, Tues backgammon tournament at 8pm. No buy in, 1st prize $100 915 GC w/ DJ Kemp 12
Irish Kevin’s 211 Duval 305 292 1262 Happy Hour open till 6pm, $1 off well drinks & $3 pints of Bud Light. LIVE MUSIC A ALL DAY LONG!
Prime Steakhouse
951 Caroline 305 296 4000 BarTab’s favorite Key West steak house! Try Lyle’s Stawberry-Basil & vodka cocktail!
Better than Sex
411 Petronia 305 296 8102 Wednesday night all summer long get $6 rim jobs, liberations in a glass coated in caramel or chocolate. Also $9 featured desserts.
Jack Flats 509.5 Duval 305 294 7955
10 High Def Projection TVs with personal speakers to listen. Late night food till 1am or later
Southernmost Beach Cafe
1405 Duval 305 295 6550 3-way $3 Happy Hour 4-7pm Your choice of wings, calamari, sliders & more $3 drink specials
Dante’s
951 Caroline 305 293 5123 Happy Hour 4-8pm All drinks almost half off & great raw bar specials
El Alamo 4 Charles
Live Music Tuesday-Sunday 9pm-2am Drink Specials Daily w/ ping pong, corn hole & more!
Lobo’s
Kelly’s Caribbean 301 Whitehead 305 293 8484 Happy Hour 4-7pm $350 margaritas, $2 micro brews & 1/2 priced hot, mild, jerk or sweet & hot wings
Key Lime Plaza Southard 305 296 5303 Mix Grill Food Sandwiches, Wraps & more! 10am-6pm pick up or delivery
Sports Page
Tavern n Town
610 Greene 305 296 3230 11pm-close ALL Beer & Liquor 1/2 price Mon-Fri HH 4-7pm 1/2 priced apps 2-4-1 wells & beers
3841 N Roosevelt 305 296 3676
Happy Hour Daily 5-7pm 2-4-1 drinks Tues & Thurs 2-4-1 Tapas 5-7pm
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Before rightfully telling me to fuck off let me explain.... well.... it’s kinda like..... awww, to hell with it, it’s a great way to make a living. I was excited when BarTab publisher Larry BarTab asked my company (shameless plug - Marrero Studios) to take the pics. Hot chicks in bikinis? As long as they weren’t from Stock Island - count me in! My first idea, of course, was to try to shoot some bat shit insane stuff. The prop list I initially gave Larry consisted of the following:
TAKING PICTURES OF
CHICKS IN BIKINIS IS A HARD WAY TO MAKE A LIVING BY MIKE MARRERO
Chicks in bikinis (the one item I wouldn’t budge on) A pirate midget. Fake blood. An Electric Chainsaw. Bill Bravo. A small white pony. More midgets. And a boa constrictor. Larry quickly and professionally made the following points... 1 ‘Who’s going to talk the girls into it’? 2. ‘The photos are supposed to turn people on, not make people feel weird about themselves’. ‘I don’t know how I feel about this’.
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What Larry did get us was: •A kick ass 55 foot boat (courtesy of BestKeyWestCharters. com, another shameless plug) that looked like something out of a Puff Daddy video. • A bunch of cool ass chicks that were open to most of our crazy ideas, although not my midget/Bill Bravo/little white pony idea. After running that one by one of the girls she pointed at my business partner John Paul and said, “I want him to photograph me instead.” Fair enough. •The electric chainsaw. Nice! We’ve always liked to base our photos shoots around themes, and Sports Illustrated was the BarTab had in mind. He secured us a pimped out boat with a cool ass captain and way more booze than we needed and then we hoofed it out to Boca Grande for some shots on the water. It was easy. It was fun. Everyone was satisfied - we hope. For the next shoot we managed to get Larry to sign off on a Miami Vice style drug deal, complete with a mini yacht, machine guns and a go-fast boat. Normally I don’t like to shoot out of any type of moving vehicle, it doesn’t agree with my tummy, but it was calm and there was no way I was going to let JP have all the fun. Off we went and it was calm, so calm that you couldn’t distinguish the water from the horizon, what Conch boys like to refer to as “booger flat”. We soon realized this was because there was absolutely no wind, which meant it was approximately 173 degrees outside. The shoot was challenging, tiring, and blazingly hot, but the images were worth it. I mean how often do you get to pose chicks with 16
machine guns, stage a fake drug deal (JP even got to play a drug mule) and have Larry BarTab climb into a black garbage bag to play a chopped up body? Sadly not often enough. I met Larry at the Green Parrot at 10am for the final shoot. Larry was the only person in the joint, sitting at the bar nursing a hangover. It felt like I had walked into a Tom Waits song. However, once Elaney showed up, everything started clicking into place (a common side effect in the presence of hot chick). Elaney is one of the nicest, most laid back people I know, but turn a camera on her and… holy shit, she turns into a 70’s era sexpot and I mean that in the best possible way. It goes without saying we were going to play this up. We posed her with the following similarly shaped objects: pool stick, yard dog, cigar, popsicle... you get the the idea. Of all the shoots, this was the most fun. Between Larry heckling English soccer fans, his favorite line was, “I didn’t know England had a soccer team”, and the never-ending flow of bloody Mary’s, we had a blast. The fact is they were all fun and I have thank the ladies for making it possible. We should all thank them because the alternative would have been taking pics of Larry in a bikini. Nuff said. Mike Marrero is a photographer and owner of Marrero Studio. Visit MarreroStudio.com (another shameless plug).
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Contrary to popular belief, when a bartender refuses service, he or she is not necessarily being a dick. There are a great many reasons to refuse the sale of a controlled substance. Next time you get cut off, kicked out or denied, read through this list and see where you may have gone wrong. You appear to be under the age of 30 and you have no I.D. Come on people! If you are sixteen years of age or older, you are required by law to carry identification with you whenever you appear in public. If you look young and go bar hopping I.D.-less, we can only assume that you are either: a) not yet 21.
You are intoxicated and acting like a douche bag. I know it’s hard to believe that sweet little ole’ you could ever exhibit behavior that could be construed as annoying. But truth be told, most people turn the corner at a certain level of intoxication and you are halfway around the block. We don’t want you to kill someone with 5,000 pounds of steel after pulling out of our parking lot. We know that you drove your automobile to the bar and plan to drive it home later. Either switch to taxi rides or switch to soda pop.
b) not very bright.
You used a nasty word to slur someone’s ethnicity or sexual orientation.
Or c) on an undercover sting with an officer trying to bust our establishment for serving a minor. If your wallet was stolen or you simply forgot your license, I am truly sorry but that’s just not my problem. My job is to protect the liquor license and my own butt. You’ve been at our bar all day. When the longevity of your drinking shift surpasses the length of my bartending shift, you’ve been here too long. Time to move along buddy. 20 KWBT
BY LEIGH PUJADO
Regardless of whether you are drunk or stone cold sober, you’re done. Out. Don’t let the door hit you in your ignorant, homophobic, lily white ass. We remember what you did last time you were here. Maybe you don’t remember, but the fiasco/snafu/spectacle you caused made it into our big, red incident report book in the office and you ended up on our 86 list. You took a little nap on the bar.
When I grabbed your arm to wake you, you shook the eye sleepers and drool off your face and nonchalantly attempted to order another beer. After years of publicly declaring your sobriety, you’ve selected our bar as the ideal location for falling off the wagon. It seems like only yesterdaythat you were a proud member of Alcoholics Anonymous and now you are ordering Jäger Bombs with Irish whiskey chasers. Holy crap! What is that smell? Oh, it’s you. Whether you are lacking in hygiene or marinating in bad perfume, if you stink up my bar, the other customers will leave. Go hose off. And when it comes to cologne, a little dab will do you. You were slightly annoying and the bartender is being a dick.
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BarTab: Name, favorite color & sign? E: My name is Elaney Rose Vestal, my favorite color is pink & I am an Aquarius. photoG :: Mike Marrero
location :: Green Parrot Bar
BT: When did you get involved with the Key West Burlesque? E: I joined into it about 3 years ago - I’ve been in 5 shows & a lot of events. 25 KWBT
BT: What’s the best part about being in the Burlesque? E: The freedom. The freedom to express myself & live out my alter-ego Lola Lafleur. BT: How long in Key West? E: I grew up here, so I’m a Conch. BT: Have you ever lived outside of Key West? E: Yes, I went to college at Florida State, so 4 years in Tallahassee & then I moved to St. Petersburg for 9 months after that. I was lonely & missed Key West so I moved home. BT: What was growing up in Key West like? E: Very cool. You definitely grow up with an open mind. I love all the artistic things that go on here. BT: What do you like most about living in KW? E: I love the art scene, I like being a part of it. I love to go to the beach & I love you can get a glass of wine at the Tropic Cinema. BT: Favorite kind of swimwear? E: I get the Brazilian cut backs, that way you get the most exposure on your fanny. BT: Tan lines – in or out? E: Out. BT: Best/worst pickup line you’ve ever heard? E: Probably the worst was a guy that came up to me & said ‘Hey girl, I’ve been watchin’ you.’ Sounded a little stalker-ish. 26 KWBT
location :: Duval Street
BT: Do you have a place on your body that drives you absolutely crazy? E: No, not really. I feel pretty comfortable. BT: No, not that kind of crazy. E: Oh [laughs & then just giggles]. BT: What are your 3 favorite places to eat at in town? E: Ambrosia number one, Prime Steakhouse & Sarabeth’s. BT: Several festivals & events come through Key West, what are a few of your favorites & why? E: I have a soft spot for the big art fair on Whitehead Street. Also, Fantasy Fest obviously. The Tu-Tu party at Martin’s is my favorite. BT: What’s more fun? Playin’ in the rain or in the mud? E: Ehww, in the rain. BT: Drinkin’ with the guys or with the girls? E: With the girls! [laughs] BT: What’s the best part about being a girl? E: Oh there are so many good things! You get to wear make-up & high heels & lots of glitter. BT: Where do you like to hang out at night? E: My top spot is Point 5, & I like the Bottle Cap & the Strip House bar is really nice too. BT: What going on with the Burlesque this summer? E: There’s a little break here, but a few performers put in their applications for the New York Burlesque Festival. BT: Are you going to go? E: I’m hoping to, but I am planning a trip to Poland so we will see.
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BarTab: Full name, originally from? April Dubois, from Boston. BT: How long have you lived in Key West? A: About a year & a half BT: Where else have you lived? A: I’ve lived all over! After high school I went to college in Nebraska, then moved back to Boston for a couple of years, then back to Nebraska for cheerleading, then to Chicago, South Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Maui & finally to Key West! BT: Wow! What place did you like the most? A: Well, I liked all the places while I was there & when I stopped liking it - I left. So far, Key West is definitely my favorite! BT: Cheerleader huh? So you’re an athlete, for the most part? A: [laughs] Well, I try to be. Not anymore – now I’m old! I used to be able to do a back flip! photoG :: JP Castro
location :: Boca Chica
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BT: Well, I’m not going to ask your age. A: I don’t care! I’m 30! The older I get, the more I like myself! BT: Is Ocean Key the only job you’ve had here? A: No, I worked for [the previous owners of] Island Dog’s first. They let me go after they found out I started working at Ocean Key – which was fine with me.
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BT: Where do you work at Ocean Key? A: I work at the pool bar mostly. BT: What’s the best costume you’ve ever worn? A: I wore a sexy army costume for Fantasy Fest – it was a pretty big hit! Green camo with star pasties, mesh bikini & skirt! I was also a slutty bumblebee, that was a good one! BT: You work the coconut races at Ocean Key sometimes? I’ve heard about some of your wardrobe malfunctions... A: Mine? [acting innocent] I’ve never had any... until recently. But, I don’t think it’s the wardrobe – I think it’s more the booze. BT: Was this your first bikini photo shoot? A: Yeah! It was interesting – actually, it was fun. But I haven’t seen the pictures yet. But it was fun – especially after I had a little to drink. BT: What kind of drink should someone buy you if they took you out? A: If it’s liquor, then a sweet tea & water. If it’s a beer, then some kind of cider like Magners. If it’s wine, then a Pinot Noir.
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location :: BestKeyWestCharters.com yacht
BT: Who are your favorite sports teams? A: Well, I like Boston teams. But I like to be at the game if I’m going to watch.
BT: Do you have a boyfriend? A: Well, I’ve kinda started seeing someone, but no, I don’t have a boyfriend.
BT: Top 3 turn-ons? A: Well, they have to smell good, confidence is a huge turnon & as cheesy as this sounds, but an upbeat, cheery guy. BT: What are your top 3 turn-offs? A: Well, arrogance for sure, guys that are too muscular kinda scare me & no “popping the collar”! BT: What’s better, water slides or roller coasters? A: Roller Coasters. BT: Drinking with the guys or drinking with the girls? A: I’m gonna say drinking with the guys, because my best friend is a guy. But I do love to drink with the girls! BT: Do you find yourself acting different when you’re hanging out with guy friends as opposed to your girl friends? A: No, I act equally retarded with both. BT: What’s your favorite place to have a martini? A: Bagatelle, except for Mondays, then I’ll go to Virgilio’s. BT: What’s your favorite hide-out-bar - If you don’t want to run into anybody? A: Well, it’s not much of a secret anymore, but probably the Bottle Cap. BT: What kind of food do you really like to eat? A: Well, I like everything! But, I’m a total steak-&-potato kinda girl! BT: Got any shout outs? A: Shout outs? Yeah! I’d like to give Odie a shout out! ‘Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!’ 38 KWBT
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RESTAURANTS & BARS 1
AZUR
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BAGATELLE
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BETTER THAN SEX
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BIG’UNS SPORTS BAR & GRILL
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BLACKFIN BISTRO
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BOTTLE CAP
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CAROLINE’S
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CUBAN COFFEE QUEEN
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DANTE’S / PRIME STEAKHOUSE
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EL ALAMO
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GREEN PARROT
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IRISH KEVIN’S
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JACK FLATS
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KELLY’S
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LAZY GECKO
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LOBO’S MIXED GRILL
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MR. Z’S
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POINT 5
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PRIME STEAKHOUSE / DANTE’S
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RUM BARREL
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SOUTHERNMOST BEACH CAFE
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SPORTS PAGE
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SUNSET PIER
1 BAREFOOT BILLY’S
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TAKU
2 CAPRICORN JEWELRY
5 FAST BUCK FREDDIES
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TAVERN N TOWN
3 DIAMOND INTERNATIONAL
6 FURY WATER SPORTS
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VIRGILIOS
4 FAIRVILLA MEGASTORE
7 HALF BUCK FREDDIES
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8 KW HAMMOCK CO.
11 PIRATE SOUL
9 PARADISE TATTOO
12 SCHWARTZ PROPERTY
10 PEPPERS OF KEY WEST
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Being unencumbered by any journalism degree and being a paid local and national columnist for 8 years, it would seem selfish if I didn’t share with any underemployed would-be journalists out there some of the knowledge I’ve gained and prove that virtually ANYBODY can do this. For example: Don’t feel any obligation to tell the truth all the time. If it helps you meet the required amount of words needed to receive a paycheck, fabricate all you want. I’ve also learned that just about every columnist (including myself) will do at least one “series” of columns. For example “New weight loss and fitness program” or in my case, “What happens to the contestants in a competitive eating contest after the show” (“the night the toilets cried”). I’ve found that writing a series of articles is much easier, and removes the stress of having to come up with a relevant topic every week. Budding columnists- pay attention. Use all the free time you’ve gained by “researching” your “series” at your favorite bar, and please don’t freak out if you can’t come up with a topic. Just write nonsense-it works. You’re still reading this, 42 KWBT
by Bill Hoebee aren’t you? Here’s an example: “Hoebee’s New Year’s fitness program” I went on the Subway sandwich diet and gained 7 pounds and I’m super pissed at Jared the sandwich guy. I now feel compelled to start rumors that Jared is funding a Northern Idaho based para-military group with his fat ass sandwich cash! You see, its not true (I hope) but I just got paid for writing it. You can also make money about stuff in the news, no matter how stupid it is. Take the case of Dr. Dobson of “Focus on Family” accusing the creators of Sponge Bob Square Pants of making kids gay. Could this moron really think this? Or was he just going for a pay check when he wrote this column? See, sometimes using your power for evil is bad, but profitable. If indeed the Doctor was right, will some savvy marketing agent start selling Sponge Bob Square Pants knee pads? Will 4th grade classes be better decorated? Speaking of religion (potential writers, pay attention to how I ramble on to fill my word count), I love the Amish. They don’t try to change me, I don’t try to change them (again, potential writers, note how I just used religion, technology, aliens and controversy to add about 100 words that don’t necessarily mean anything). And if writing for magazines isn’t your bag, perhaps writing
copy for TV commercials is more your style. How hard could this possibly be? I’m sure somebody made a ton of cash writing the new “Charmin Ultra” toilet paper commercial. They cleverly employed the use of cute singing/dancing bears to convince us to wipe our asses with Charmin Ultra because “less is more”. His job was to convince us that if this stuff is good enough for pink and powder blue bears, it’s plenty good for regular human folks. Mission accomplished! The guy that wrote that is no different than you and me except that he got paid for writing about ass wiping bears. Come to think of it, I just did too. If you don’t wanna be a writer, don’t believe everything you read, it might be someone looking for another easy payday. Think for yourself. And now, your chance to become a paid columnist is here. Simply write a column, email it to me, and I’ll give you 5 bucks if I like it and get it printed, giving you no credit. But you, my friend, will always have the knowledge you were a paid columnist. You’re welcome. FYI it appears I just figured out a way to get paid NOT to write columns. Word! PS. I just pissed away all the money I made writing this column at happy hour, which means either I drink A LOT or I don’t’ get paid a lot. You decide, I don’t remember. Bill Hoebee
Bill Hoebee is on weekdays 2-7pm on the Florida Keys #1 radio show, “Hoebee in the Afternoon” on SUN 99.5 & 103.1 FM & also hosts Club Hour on KeysTV channel 24. 43 KWBT
Leah & Karly from Bagatelle, 115 Duval Street
BT: Full names & from? Leah Marie Garcia, Tampa, FL. Karly Joanne Trevithick, Daytona Beach, FL. L: “Karly-Jo�? Really? photoGs :: Mike Marrero & JP Castro
BT: How long have you been here? L: Two years. K: A year, on August 1st. BT: Did you guys meet up when you first got here? L: Actually, we met about a week before she moved here. 45 KWBT
BT: Really? How did that go? K: I think we met out front of Irish Kevin’s. We were talking about how all the boys in Key West were short. L: And then we just hit it off! We clicked right away! BT: So, who was working at Bagatelle first? L: I did!
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BT: …and then you hooked your buddy, Karly up? L: Yeah, she was working at Fogarty’s at the time. BT: What do you guys like to do when not working? K: I’m usually in school when I’m not working. But I like to go out on the boat. L: …or go to the beach. Paddleboard.
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BT: Was this your first photo, modeling, swimsuit thingy? L: I did the Hawaiian Tropic swimsuit competition before.
BT: Where’s your favorite beach in the Key’s? L & K: Bahia Honda!
BT: Are you guys single? L & K: Yes! We’re both single!
BT: What’s one of the worst pickup lines you’ve ever heard? L: Umm, I’ve had guys ask me if I wanted to go to Italy to get Italian food, or India for Indian food.
K: “Do you want to take a ride in my yacht?” – That’s always a good one! L: Oh! I’ve had a guy put his Cadillac keys on the bar, and then he was like “Y’know, those could be yours!” That was pretty cheesy. BT: Drinking with the boys or drinking with the girls? K: The girls. L: The boys – well, I have more guy-friends than girl-friends.
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BT: What’s more fun, water slides or roller coasters? L: Water slides. K: Roller coasters. BT: Football, baseball, basketball or hockey? K: Well, baseball players are definitely the hottest athletes, but football is more fun to watch. BT: So, you’d rather watch football, and you’d rather date a baseball player? K & L: YES!!! [big laugh] BT: What’s the best thing about being a girl? K: Dressing up! L: Getting free drinks! BT: What’s one of the coolest things that guys tend to do? K: I like when guys are gentlemen – opening the door and stuff like that. L: Giving me a compliment. BT: What do you guys like to do together? K & L: Hmmm,… We like to go dance. Paddleboard. Runs on the beach! BT: Are you planning any other adventures together? K: Yes! We’re planning another cruise! L: Or a road trip! 53
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BT: Any shout outs you wanna give? K & L: Hassan for giving us such a great job! And for shoving shots down our throats. K: …and my Dad - I’m a Daddy’s Girl. L: I’m going to give a shout out to Angela Davela, for washing my feet in the Mr. Z’s bathroom.
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BarTab: Name, age & sign? Bethany Ann Spain, PINK! & a sagittarius. BT: How long at your job? B: I started at Caroline’s my second day in Key West a little over 4 years ago.
photoG :: Mike Marrero
location :: Boca Chica
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BT: What is the best part about working here? B: The people! I love my customers. They’re all my friends & they’re great people. I also love that I work by myself. BT: Where are you from? B: I am from Holland, O-H-I-O! I’m an Ohio bitch. BT: Tell us a little bit about growing up in Ohio. B: It was phenomenal. I was raised very sheltered though. My father was a Deacon & we went to church twice a week. Me, my brother & my sister would sit in the bleachers & try to color & my parents would freak out cause they were in a middle of a service & pinched us. BT: What are some of your favorite things to do in KW? What do you like most about living in KW? B: Going out on the boat. BT: Favorite place to tan? B: Out on the boat of course. BT: Favorite kind of swimwear? B: It has to be be low-rider or Brazilian - or my new favorite, because of April [BarTab bikini girl pg 33], is scrunch back. My 5 new bikinis after we did the schwimsuit issue [yes, schwim... she has been drinking] are all scrunch back. BT: Tan lines – in or out? B: I don’t get it? BT: Do you have tan lines? B: Oh! Only on the bottom. 60
BT: Favorite event in Key West? B: Usually Pride Fest, except this year was not good straight people were running it. BT: Do you get a night off during Fantasy Fest? B: Year ago, yes. The past couple though, no. 62 KWBT
BT: So what parties have you been to? B: I went to the Red Party 3 years ago. This past year I worked it & I don’t remember seeing anyone because were so busy.
BT: Do you have a place on your body, that drives you absolutely crazy? B: Who doesn’t! Every part can. BT: What’s more fun, water slides or roller coasters? B: Roller coasters. I like to pee my pants cause no one else can see it - wait! That’d be water slide. BT: Beaches or pools? B: Pools, because there are no sharks in pools. BT: Drinkin’ with the guys or with the girls? B: Ooo, that’s a hard one. It depends on the atmosphere. Are we at a strip club? BT: Sure. B: Girls! BT: How bout at Jack Flats? B: Guys. BT: Playin’ in the rain or in the mud? B: Oooh honey. I mean peanut butter. I mean mud. BT: Football, baseball, basketball or hockey? B: Gymnastics! [laughs] Football. BT: What football team do you root for? B: What ever tank top I have, which I bought one for every team. I wear who is ever going to play that day. BT: How do you choose which team to wear? B: Which ever looks cuter on my boobs. BT: Drink of choice? B: PATRON! X! O!
BT: What about day drinking? B: I LOVE day drinking. Especially in the rain. BT: Or the mud. B: Or jello. BT: So where do you typically do it? B: Everywhere. Any place that has Espresso Tequila I’m there. BT: Where is your favorite place to eat in Key West? B: Mangoes hands down. They have the best duck I’ve had in my life with Grand Marnier glaze. They have a tuna appetizer that is so phenomenal. They have an amazing mushroom martini that is not a drink, it is an appetizer, in a martini glass. BT: How do you like working with more, Jamie or Kyle [Fogarty bartenders]? B: Jamie! [laughs] BT: Who’s a better bartender, Matt or Doug [Jack Flat bartenders]? B: Ooohh. Doug! BT: Who’s a better boss, Rick or Joe [owners]? B: Joe! [snorts & laughs] Joe’s not on my ass, Rick is! BT: Any summer plans? B: Yes! August. Kelly Kirk’s bachelorette party. We’re going to watch the Philly’s game on Friday night which I’ve never been to & Saturday night we are going to Atlantic City which I’ve never been to. BT: Any other general shout outs? B: I’d like to give a shout out to my girls. Mamasita. And my mommy.
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801 Duval, 294 4737
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The front bar is the locals’ hangout. Drag shows upstairs at 9 & 11pm, bingo on Sun. In back, Saloon 1 is not for the timid or faint-hearted. 4 TVs [w/ porn]
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915 [NINE ONE FIVE] 915 Duval, 296 0669
Med–New American tapas menu with a tuna dome that can’t be missed. One of the finest wine lists in the Keys with ample indoor & outdoor seating.
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ABBONDANZA 1208 Simonton, 292 1199
favored by locals.
UWFO
ALONZO’S 700 Front, 294 5880
Italian fare that’s
One of the best views & great 4-6:30p happy hour. Stay after for a top rate menu & seafood selection.
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AMBROSIA 1401 Simonton, 293 0304
Great bar, lounge & restaurant serving up some of the best sushi in town.
615 Duval, 294 6565
This amazing Italian restaurant is one of Duval’s finest. An original Italian menu creations daily. Lunch Mon-Fri 11am-2p & dinner every night at 5p with TK at the bar.
LAOM
AQUA 711 Duval, 294 0555
Aquanettes perform every night @ 9p, Fri & Sat +11p, w/ DJ music after the shows. Dueling bartendrs every Mon 5:30-8:30p, Karaoke at 11p. Texas hold em’ Sat & Sun 3:30 & 5:30p.
UMO
ART BAR 901 Caroline, 296 0424
Join them in their ‘Secret Spot’ ~ The BIG BACK DECK, for movies, performance & fun! A unique shopping [& drinking] experience! HH 6-8p.
UF
AZUR
425 Grinnell, 292 2987 Mediterranean specialties is one of Key West’s innovativechef restaurants. Breakfast at 8a Mon-Fri with lunch seated till 2p. Dinner 6-10p every night. 9a brunch on Saturdays & Sundays.
LGO
BAGATELLE 115 Duval, 296 6609
Hide from the beer chugging contests of Duval & request your favorite martini for $6 after 10p from Che. Nate or Leah at the bar.
BEACH BAR @ the Pier House 01 Duval 296 4600
WFO
Stop by for lunch or just sit Oceanside at the bar.
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BERLIN’S
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ANTONIA’S
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700 Front, 294 5880 Upstairs at A&B Lobster one of the best menus in town. Great harbor view. & the only cigar bar in town.
UFL
BETTER THAN SEX
411 Petronia, 296 8102 Erotically charge atmosphere, serving dishes like Jungle Fever & Missionary Crisp. Every Wed $6 liberations rimmed with caramel or chocolate. Open WedSun, 6pm-midnight.
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BIG’UNS 218 Duval, 292 0486
Food served all day & pizza window till 4a. Bar stays open late night. Live music around sunset & DJ rule late night 5 days a week. Back bar with games & 4 pool. 15 TVs & 4 projection TVs.
FO
BLACKFIN BISTRO 918 Duval, 509 7408
Bustling bistro with fantastic outdoor dining. Offers savory bistro cuisine with a true key-west flare. From breakfast inside with a view of Duval to late night on their back deck & Garden Bar, this is the spot!
FOM
BLUE HEAVEN 729 Thomas, 296 8666
Cats & chickens living in harmony & an award winning wine list which complements extraordinary food.
BLUE MOJITO 601 Front
WUFO
At the Hyatt, plenty of waterfront couches to chill on. Get a little sun or hang in the shade. Light food served from daily.
✆ reservations recommended U upscale F food served G food served late S sports
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BOBBY’S MONKEY BAR
900 Simonton, 294 2655 One block off Duval, activities provided through the week. HH noon-8p on beer & wells.
LFO
BOGART’S 900 Duval, 296 0637
Escape Duval Street in this east-side bar. Mix w/ the Key’s Irish implants. 2 TVs, 1 pool, juke tunes
LAO
BOURBON STREET 724 Duval, 294 9354
The ultimate guys only night out. Porn on TV, dancers on bars, & pool w/ waterfall. Mon is movie night & 2-4-1 Tues. 16 TVs [2 big, 3 w/ porn]
GOLM
BOTTLE CAP 1128 Simonton, 296 2807
Cool lounge design & a rock n’ roll twist, DJ Music Fri & Sat., Great Food till midnight. Pool room w/ Aaron & Steve tendin’. Happy hour 4-7 p.
LM
BULL & WHISTLE
224 Duval, 296 4565 Live music all day, everyday. Get 2-4-1 margaritas [or one large] at the bar with Debbie & Lynn daytime.
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THE CAFÉ 509 Southard, 296 5515
Mostly vegetarian entrees, sandwiches & awesome veggie burger. Organic wines & specialty beers & herbal teas. Open daily Mon–Sat & brunch on Sunday 9am-3p. Delivery or take out.
UFO
CAFÉ SOLÉ 1029 Southard, 294 0230
A few blocks from Duval & some of the most authentic cuisine this side of Paris. Fine wine, sherry & ports.
UF
CAMILLE’S 1202 Simonton, 296 4811
A locals’ favorite. Serving a fantastic breakfast, lunch & dinner. HH 4-7p. Opens 8am-10pm[ish].
SFO
CAROLINE’S 310 Duval, 294 7511
This totally outdoors bar/restaurant is awesome. Great for people watching. Marc & the lovely Bethany in command. Delivery available. 2 TVs
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CHART ROOM 1 Duval, 296 4600, ext 477
One of Key West’s oldest. Tucked inside the Pier House, opens at 4p w/ $3 Bacardi. 2 TVs
FO
COLOMBIAN GRACE
223 Petronia, 517-6449 Just a short walk off Duval, serving fresh, unique, homemade Colombian food. Open for breakfast & lunch 9a-2p & dinner 6-10p, off on Mondays.
WFOM
CONCH REPUBLIC 631 Greene, 294 4403
This open-air bar offers dozens of rums & then some. Plenty of seats at the bar, w/ live music every night.
CONCH TOWN TAVERN
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3040 Roosevelt Previously the Esquire lounge & located next to the CT liquor store, this is a great New Town hang out. Awesome prices, 2 pool tables & Sa slingin’ drinks.
O outdoor seating M entertainment L open late W
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CORK & STOGIE
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404 Southard, 293 3100 Late night pizza & sandwiches & full liquor bar. This could be a perfect match right next door to the Parrot.
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BOBALU’S
1218 Duval, 517 6419 Booze & cigars, C&S is open 10a-11p. Daily wine tastings & the only place in town to get Key West Factory cigars. Free Wifi for customers.
FO
CUBAN COFFEE QUEEN 284 Margaret, 294 7787
200 sq ft located roadside in front of Waterfront, offering you essential smoothies, coffees & sandwiches to get your day started right. Open 6:30a with delivery.
WFOM
DANTE’S 951 Caroline, 293 5123
Pool side drinking & dining for people of all ages. HH Mon-Fri 4-8p w/ all drinks almost half price & raw bar specials everyday with Jo, Allison & Tiffany. 15 TVs
SLO
DONS’ PLACE 1000 Truman, 296 8837
Closed only 3 hours, 6 days a week. Opens 7a & stays open till 4a. 10 TVs, 1 pool, 1 dart, 1 GT, juke tunes.
SLOM
DURTY HARRY’S 208 Duval
Duval’s hidden Rock n’ Roll bar encased in the back of the Rick’s. Bands that take the stage at 9p. $1 PBRs Mon night, Drink & Drown every Tues. 15 TVs
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EL ALAMO 4 Charles, 517 6350
Open around 5p daily. $1 draft special all day & offered. Plenty of drinking friendly games to play. Music TuesSunday 10p-2a.
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When your pockets are feeling light, Siboney can at least keep your belly full with great Cuban food at extremely reasonable prices.
LOM
FAT TUESDAY 305 Duval, 296 9373
“Home of the World Famous Frozen Drinks” direct from New Orleans placed conveniently on Duval. Ask for your tooter as well. 8 TVs, 1 pool.
LGOM
FINNEGAN’S WAKE
320 Grinnell, 293 0222 Probably the best draft selection in the lower keys & a sweet outdoor patio. You can get served food here till at least 1a.
FLAMING BOUT FILET CO. 1100 Packer, 295 7970
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Fresh dishes & local seafood served daily. The Lobster Mac & Cheese is a must. Dine in or take out with delivery as well. Open 6p Tues-Sunday.
FOGARTY’S
LFO
227 Duval, 294 7525 A slew of local & tourist friendly bartenders. The back bar is a haven for locals at night. Lunch & dinner at great prices. 20 TVs [8 in A/C!]
GRAND CAFÉ
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314 Duval, 292 4740 Proving to be an outstanding decision for lunch &/or dinner. Serving one of the best menus in town, plus mojitos & the Grand Margarita. 68 KWBT
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GRAND VIN 1107 Duval, 296 1020
This wine shop & bar is a great place to start or end an evening. Buy a bottle, then head to the porch for a table. Vin pours wine by the glass & a few beers.
LM
GREEN PARROT 601 Whitehead, 294 6133
Probably the biggest anchor in town. The best live acts in the Keys w/ Pat, Beav & Jim who make slinging drinks look as easy as drinkin’em. 4 TVs, 2 pool, 1 dart.
WFO
HALF SHELL RAW BAR 231 Margaret, 294 7496
Great raw bar on the harbor walk. Great bar to kick a few back & relax. Local’s favorite every hour. Happy hour 4:30-6:30p.
FO
HARD ROCK CAFÉ 313 Duval, 293 0230
The Key’s very own Rock & Roll museum w/ a multi-level patio bar & restaurant. Plenty of Key West Hard Rock goods available, too. 9 TVs
HOGFISH
WFOM
6810 Front [Stock Isl.], 293 4041
Housing live music Thurs-Sun while chowin’ on their Hogfish sandwich. Breakfast Sat & Sun at 8a. HH 4-7p Mon-Sat. 4 TVs, 1 pool
HOT TIN ROOF 0 Duval, 296 7701
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Check out the lounge & ask Sheila & Zack about the Hot-Tintini. Sit back & take in the beautiful mahogany bar. Opens at 6p. Sheila & Zack pourin’ martinis.
WFO
HURRICANE HOLE
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900 Catherine, 296 4184
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EL SIBONEY
5110 Overseas Hwy, 294 0200
Across the Stock Isl. bridge. A haven for locals to hang out on the water w/ full liquor bar.
FO
ILONA’S GARDEN CAFE 416 Appelrouth, 517 6865
Breakfast, lunch & dinner, Ilona’s brings eastern European cuisine to Key West. Also home to one of the finest beer selections in town (70 & counting).
LM
IRISH KEVIN’S
Watch Guinness chugging contests on stage, accompanied by live music all day long. Great new draft system with over 25 flavors! Dave & Heath behind the bar keeping you sloshed.
211 Duval, 292 1262
LG
ISLAND DOGS 505 Front, 295 0501
Serving up $3 Bacardi mojitos everyday, all day. Blue Martini Thurs gets ladies $6 martinis. Food served until 3a or later in a plush bar & lounge setting.
SLG
JACK FLATS 509 1/2 Duval, 294 7955
Get your face here on game day or chill with the cool bar staff the rest of the days. Doug & Matt represent late night. Great grub served to 1a or later. 38 TVs [10 huge]
KELLY’S
UFO
303 Whitehead, 293 8484 Spectacular outdoor dining area to enjoy Key West’s days & nights. HH 4-7p on drinks & wings at the bar. Try one of the micro brewed beers poured by Christopher, Doug, Jenny & Erica.
✆ reservations recommended U upscale F food served G food served late S sports
Shows nightly at 10p. Guys, amateur night is on Sat [w/ $2 Bud & Bud Lts.], think you got it? 2TVs [1 flat w/ nude show]. HH open–8p.
ULFOM
LA TE DA
1125 Duval, 296 6706
Outside full liquor bar. Shows in the Crystal Room & piano bar. HH 12-7p on beer, wells & wine.
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LA TRATTORIA
524 Duval, 296 1075
Probably the Keys’ best Italian! Classic cuisine & impressive wine list. The street side bar is perfect to sip on libations w/ Erin & Kathy.
SLO
LAZY GECKO
203 Duval, 292 1903 Corey, Rey & the chicks throwin’ the best party! Ladies drink free Thurs 11p-2a. HH 5-8p [till midnight Sun & Mon]. Best party in town on the weekends. Live bands at HH, DJs late night. 11 TVs
FO
LOBO’S 5 Key Lime Sq, 296 5303
Fresh ingredients & prices you can’t beat in Down Town Key West! Wraps, quesadilla, nachos & beer. Dine in or get it delivered. Open Mon-Sat 10a-5p or a little later.
FO
MANGIA MANGIA 900 Southard, 294 2469
Fresh seafood homemade pasta everyday & the keys most famous pesto. Great outdoor garden to dine it. Offering over 400 different bottles of wine. Open 5:30p daily, no reservations accepted.
FO
MANGOES 700 Duval, 292 4606
Located at the corner of Duval & Angela, Mangoes has a very classy & relaxing dining patio complete w/ an outdoors bar. Open 11am-1a.
UFO
MARTIN’S
917 Duval, 295 0111 European style restaurant nicely settled on upper Duval. Saturday night various DJs play lounge tunes 10pm-1a with 1/2 price well drinks from 1011p. Great menu & street-side lounge.
UFO
MICHAELS 532 Margaret, 295 1300
Located in the back streets of Old Town, this is a Key West favorite. Owner & Chef Michael Wilson offers a classic menu w/ an island twist.
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MR. CHEAPEE’S
423 Duval, 305 292 0486
Cheapee’s offers a wide variety of liquors & wines to suit every taste and every price range. Cigs, liquor, wine & beer right off Duval to-go.
MR. Z’S
501 Southard, 305 296 4445
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Grinders, pizza, & the best Cheesesteaks in Key West! Open till 4a every night, just a half block off Duval. See their menu in BarTab’s ToGo magazine.
AFO
PEARL’S 525 United, 292 1450
The Distinctive Resort for Women in Key West. Poolside bar & food served. 2 blocks from the Southernmost Point. HH Mon-Sat 5-7p.
O outdoor seating M entertainment L open late W
on the water
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POINT 5
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705 1/2 Duval, 292 8500
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KWEST
Situated atop 915, pouring a variety of beers & wine w/ a light tapas menu. Beautiful petrified wood top bar & a 2nd story balcony makes people watching easy while relaxing on Duval street. Open 6pm-2am nightly.
915 Duval, 296 0669
UWF
PRIME STEAKHOUSE 951 Caroline, 296 4000
This tucked away gem is located upstairs from Dante’s. Serving $5 martinis at the bar all summer long, plus their upscale steak & seafood menu is complemented by a excellent wine list.
RED FISH BLUE FISH 407 Front, 295 7447
FO
Serving some of the best seafood in town. Steps away from Mallory Square, great pre & post-sunset destination with $5 margaitas everyday.
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RED GARTER 208 Duval, 296 4890
Slim pickings on Rick’s dance floor guys? Go towards Durty Harry’s & duck into the Garter to see all of the beautiful ladies of Rick’s.
RICK’S
208 Duval, 296 4890
LOM
Hormone-fueled crowds dance to DJ’s spinning dance melodies at 8p w/ 2 decks above Duval. Live radio broadcast every Fri & Sat night! Joanne, Heath & Spencer on crowd control.
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Karaoke every night starting at midnight. Live music twice a day at noon & at 4p. Late night HH, $1 off all drinks.
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ROOFTOP CAFE 308 Front, 294 2042
Great deck overlooking Front St. Live music playing regularly with a great martini list. Opens at 10:30a.
RUM BARREL
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528 Front, 292 7862 Here is your Eagles’ & Philly’s Southernmost headquarters. Sweet upper deck with outdoor pool table & live music on weekends. 10 flat HD TVs. More than 100 rums poured by Jodi, Jay & Casey.
WFO
SALSA LOCA
628 Duval, 292 1865 Best authentic Mexican food in Key West! Eat chips & salsa till you can’t anymore. Open Tues-Sun 11am10pm, 11p on the weekends.
WFO
SALUTE 1000 Atlantic, 292 1117
Get to Higgs Beach for a terrific beach front treat. A casual atmosphere dishing up lunch & dinner. HH 4-7p w/ $1 off drinks. Opens 11:30am
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SANTIAGO’S BODEGA 207 Petronia, 296 7691
Enjoy a unique dining experience. With over 30 tapas style dishes & great wine. Escape the crowds at this cozy restaurant in the heart of Bahama Village.
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SCHOONER WHARF
202 William, 292 3302
Spacious marineside bar where the din of local chatter & live music fills the air. See the only Bar Magician in the Keys. 2 TVs, 1 pool
SLG
SHANNA KEY 1900 Flagler, 295 8880
Great selection of ales & great Irish food served till 3a. You can always find Barry & Peter up for a drink. 7 TVs, 1 GT ‘06, internet juke tunes.
SOUTHERNMOST CAFÉ 1405 Duval, 295 6550
WFO
This beach side restaurant braves the morning to serve breakfast. One of the few bars on Key West w/ a beach. Chair rentals & $3 food & drink happy hour 4–7p. 5 TVs
SOUTHERNMOST HOUSE 1400 Duval, 294 3141
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Locals appreciation party monthly, open 10a-sunset. $10 ticket get you in with a free drink, chair & towel.
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SPORTS PAGE
610 Greene, 296 3230 Enjoy yourself at this local watering hole. Guaranteed 15 min lunch Mon-Fri. Food till 3a & 2 HHs daily. 2-4-1’s 4-8p & half priced drinks 11pm-1a. 6TVs, 3
big screens.
UFOM
SQUARE ONE
1075 Duval, 296 4300
In Duval Square plaza, w/ a menu of largely American-style seafood. Try Patrick’s “Monkey Nuts”. B&L served 11am–3pm, Dinner starts at 6p.
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STICK N’ STEIN
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208 Duval, 296 4890
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RICK’S DOWNSTAIRS
1126 N Roosevelt, 296 3352
Housing over 80 TVs, 4 bowlingo lanes, 10 pool tables, 6 Golden Tees, this could be the entertainment capital of Key West.
WFOM
SUNSET PIER
0 Duval, 296 7701
This could be the beginning or end of your Duval crawl. A great place for sunsets, try the Monkey Love or a Funky Fish cocktail. Stephen Marley Feb 27th.
TAKU
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TAVERN N TOWN
WFO
613 1/2 Duval, 305 293 4093 Excitable tastes from around the world. Opens 5:30p daily with happy hour till 7:30. Serving small, medium & large tapas style plates complemented with Key West’s best saketinis. 3841 Roosevelt, 296 3676 Rated the best restaurant & bar in the US by Marriot guests.
The T&T has a 2-4-1 happy hour everyday, plus on Tues & Thurs 2-4-1 tapas at the bar.
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TEASERS
218 Duval, 292 0486 Now moved slightly, the new Teaser’s has slick lighting & sound system. Plenty of girls hanging out all night
long. Grey Goose VIP room available.
TIKI BAR
617 Front, 295 0207
WFOM
Where the boardwalk ends & sunset begins. See boats come & go while watching the finest sunset view in Key West. Live entertainment & 2 happy hours daily with damn good food!
✆ reservations recommended U upscale F food served G food served late S sports
Seven stories above the Crown Room, best known for their sunset view. One of, if not the best sights in Key West. Full moon party every month.
LOM
VIRGILIO’S 524 Duval, 296 8118
The backyard of La Trat becomes the best late night, upscale martini bar. Live jazz music Wen & Thurs, rotating bands Fri & Sat & home of $5 martini Monday!
WLO
WHITE TARPON
700 Front, 295 5222
Featuring Key Lime martinis w/ graha cracker rims poured daily. Beer, liquor & wines, available to-go as well.
LGM
WILLIE T’S 525 Duval, 294 7674
Late night menu with panini, pizzas & more. Peggy serving 32 flavors of mojitos & happy hour 4-7p with 50% off premium well drinks & beers. Mojitos Monday 2-4-$12. Bands take the stage all the week @ 7p & Fri & Sat @ 3p & at 7p.
WM
WINE GALLEY PIANO BAR One Duval, 296 4600
One of Key West’s newest additions, specializing in wine & martinis. Ladies night on Tuesday & happy hour all night, every night. A perfect spot to sneak away with friends or to find new ones.
WORLD’S SMALLEST BAR 124 Duval, 294 8507
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The world’s smallest bar lives up to its name. Blink & you might miss it. This place stays open late night.
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THE TOP
Sandwiches
Appetizers $7.95 Tex-Mex Rolls Egg Rolls w/ spicy Chicken, Corn, Black Beans, Cheese & Onion $9.95 Redenbacher Shrimp Bite sized Shrimp fried golden brown, with Cocktail Sauce $7.95 Tomato Lovers’ Bruschetta Baguette, w/ Tomatoes, Garlic, Mozzarella, & Balsamic Vinegar Quesadillas Chicken or Shrimp $8.95 w/ Jack & Cheddar, Peppers, Onions, Tomatoes & Jalapenos $7.95 Buffalo Style Chicken Wings Mild, Medium, or Hot with Celery & Bleu Cheese Dressing
Fresh Green Salads $9.95 The Bittersweet Endive, Arugula, Gorgonzola Cheese, Candied Pecans, & Spring Lettuce in a light Vinaigrette Caesar Salad $7.95 add Chicken or Shrimp $9.95 $9.95 Macon & Bacon Crispy Fried Chicken, Roasted Corn, Sweet Onions, Crunchy Bacon, & Maple Georgia Pecans, with Romaine Lettuce, & our own Home-style Ranch Dressing $9.95 Southwestern Chicken Salad Grilled Chicken, Roasted Corn, Black Beans, Tomatoes, Tortilla Strips, & Cheddar & Jack Cheeses, in a Spicy Lime Dressing
Sandwiches served with French Fries Delivered sandwiches served with Potato Chips $7.95 Cajun Blackened Chicken Sandwich Cajun Chicken w/ Cheddar, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion & Spicy Mayo $9.95 Caroline’s Famous Fish Sandwich Fresh Fried Golden Brown with Lettuce, Tomato & Tartar $7.95 Front Street Club Turkey, Ham, Provolone, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato & Mayo $8.95 Cuban Mix Pork, Ham, Bacon, Pickles, & Mustard on Grilled Cuban Bread $8.95 Rev. Joe’s Burger The BIGGEST, the BEST, served with Lettuce, Tomato, Onion add Bacon or American, Provolone, or Cheddar $1 each
Caroline’s Favorites $13.95 Chicken Broccolini Grilled Chicken Breast, Penne Pasta, & Fresh Broccoli, in a creamy Parmesan/Romano Sauce $15.95 Kingston Chicken Spicy Marinated Jerk Chicken with Rice, Black Beans, & fried Plantains (Breast & Wing with Bones) $16.95 Spicy Cajun Jambalaya sautéed Shrimp, Chicken, & Andouille Sausage, Peppers, Onions, & Tomatoes, over Rice
ROLL-UP SANDWICHES $7.95 MONSTER VEGGIE
RIB EYE ROLL-UP
$9.95
Jack & Swiss, packed with veggies & Dill Dressing
Sliced & Grilled Marinated Steak, Jack Cheese, Onions, Mushrooms, Lettuce, Tomato, BBQ Mayo
WILD MUSHROOM
QUESADILLAS
$ 8.50
Grilled Portabello Mushrooms, Tabouleh, Jack, Onions, Lettuce, Tomato & Basil Mayo
SMOKEHOUSE TURKEY
$9.25
Smoked Turkey Breast, Jack, Bacon, Avocado, Scallions, Lettuce, Tomato, Honey Mustard
THANKSGIVING
$ 8.95
Turkey Breast, Stuffing, Cranberry Sauce, Onions, Lettuce, Basil Mayo
PIG ROAST
$ 8.50
Baked Ham, Swiss, Pineapple, Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, Horseradish Sauce
OYSTER ROLL
$9.95
Select Fried Oysters, Cheddar, Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Tomato, Basil Tartar Sauce
SPICY SHRIMP ROLL
$9.95
Crispy Fried Shrimp, Jack, Onions, Lettuce, Tomato Avocado, Wasabi Sauce
CUBAN MIX
$9.50
Roast Pork, Baked Ham, Turkey Breast, Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, Dill Pickle Slices, Mustard & Mayo
GROUPER ROLL
$ 10.25
Crispy Fried Fish, Cheddar, Tomato , Onions, Baby Greens, Key Lime Tartar
$9.25-9.50
Flour tortillas, filled with cheddar & jack, grilled until golden brown with sour cream & salsa
SPINACH & CHEESE
$9.25
with Mushrooms & Onions
SMOKED TURKEY
$9.50
with Bacon, Avocado & Scallions
DELUXE BURGERS Ground fresh daily, hand molded & formed into half pound patties and then cooked to order. Truly the best burger in Key West!
UPTOWN
$ 8.50
Blue Cheese Crumbles, Applewood Smoked Bacon Lettuce, Tomato
CALIFORNIA
CHAR-GRILLED BURGER $ 6.95
NACHOS
$7.50
with Lettuce, Tomato & Pickle
Our homemade tortilla chips smothered with melted cheese & served with sour cream & salsa on the side
CHEESEBURGER
JERK CHICKEN NACHOS
VEGGIE BURGER
$9.25
The same as above, but add our grilled jerk chicken breast
SALADS
$ 8.50
Jack Cheese, Avocado, Sprouts Lettuce, Tomato, Spicy Chipolte Mayo
$ 5.95
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$9.50
CHEF’S, CURRIED CHICKEN, GARDEN, DILL TUNA or BASIL CHICKEN served with your choice of Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, Caesar, Ranch or Vinaigrette
$7.50
choose American, Cheddar, Jack or Swiss $7.25
MAKE YOUR OWN BURGER Choose any combination or substitute a Morningstar Veggie Burger or Chicken Breast! See our entire menu at:
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Fries $2.50 small $4.50 BIG Onion Rings $5.50 Cheddar Stuffed Jalapenos $5.50
305-296-5303
#5 Key Lime Plaza Southard Street
Key West, Florida 33040