25/2/2022
Comic Zone Laughter, the best medicine!! By Edel Q. Mwende
A woman is walking home with her three daughtersRose, Lily, and Cinderblock. Rose asks her mother, “Mom, why did you name me Rose?” To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a rose fell on your head!” Lily, curious now, asks her mother “Mom, why did you name me after a flower too?” To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a lily fell on your head!” Cinderblock says to her mother, “hghghdnbgh!!? dnbgh!??!” This one might take a lot of thought Question: I have hundreds of wheels, but move, I do not. Call me what I am: Call me a lot. What am I? Answer: A parking garage/”lot” Source: Playbuzz Cosmetic surgery A sign on a cosmetic surgery clinic says: “If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons.” Healthy living tips Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Answer: Only if you aim it well enough.
Inspirational Quotes “There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.” – Edith Wharton “You do not find the happy life. You make it.” – Camilla Eyring Kimball “The most wasted of days is one without laughter.”
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– Jim Rohn “Life changes very quickly, in a very positive way, if you let it.” – Lindsey Vonn “Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.” – Helen Keller “Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” – Theodore Roosevelt
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