Comic zone

By Edel Q. Mwende

A woman is walking home with her three daughters- Rose, Lily, and Cinderblock. Rose asks her mother, “Mom, why did you name me Rose?” To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a rose fell on your head!” Lily, curious now, asks her mother “Mom, why did you name me after a flower too?” To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a lily fell on your head!” Cinderblock says to her mother, “hghghdnbgh!!? dnbgh!??!”

This one might take a lot of thought Question: I have hundreds of wheels, but move, I do not. Call me what I am: Call me a lot. What am I? Answer: A parking garage/”lot” Source: Playbuzz

Cosmetic surgery A sign on a cosmetic surgery clinic says: “If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons.”

Healthy living tips Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Answer: Only if you aim it well enough. Laughter, the best medicine!!

Inspirational Quotes

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“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.” – Edith Wharton

“You do not find the happy life. You make it.” – Camilla Eyring Kimball

“The most wasted of days is one without laughter.” – E.E. Cummings

“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.” – Hafez

“Make each day your masterpiece.” – John Wooden

“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.” – John Barrymore

“Happiness is not by chance, but by choice.” – Jim Rohn

“Life changes very quickly, in a very positive way, if you let it.” – Lindsey Vonn

“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.” – Helen Keller

“Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” – Theodore Roosevelt