Diary of a High School Kid

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D I A R Y ​Of A High School Kid Kiena McLean and Tonique Martin 10/14/19 4th period


I know you think I’m a wimp like Greg, but I’m not. I’m a loudmouth student at the worst high school ever I can tell so far, which is Maire High School. The students are not my type of crowd , There loud and obnoxious in the mornings. I always thought that I’ll have to eat moldy cheese off the ground like Greg did in the book ​Diary Of A Wimpy Kid ​, but instead it’s​ CHEWING GUM:​ it’s on the stalls , floors , and even the ​CLASSROOM DESKS​. Everytime I see gum, I instantly gag and run before the school bully sees me, and his name is Mr. Gary, he is the vice principal. The vice principals of my school aren’t like Greg’s vice principal, unfortunately; they care more about what we wear than what the student council has going on. Student council decides on spirit week; instead of the vice principals staying on student councils, they wait until the last minute to inform students about spirit week, but they dress code kids everyday. Greg and the vice principal stayed on the student council, unlike ours. Kelli, Jade’s mother, asked the vice principal, “Why is the spirit week toward the end of the month?” The Vice Principal replied, “BECAUSE I choose it to be.” She replied with an eye roll and then said, “ I don't like the way you have your schedule set up.” He said, “No disrespect ma'am, but it is not set up for you to like.” She replied, “ well if you have to say no disrespect it’s disrespect , but anyways it’s a public school , so I have a public opinion and I will publicly report you to the SchoolBoard Of Education.”


Then the next thing you know , the principal stormed off furiously and left out the conference room. My mother was so shocked and I can tell she was one minute away from turning into the big bad wolf , and yes I was scared but a little excited. My mom isn’t the type to be ugly or rude, but don’t try her by any means because it can get really wicked. My mother looked at me, walked out of the conference room, then walked out the school doors. I have never been so confused in my life, but I found it a good decision that she walked away instead of waiting for him to come back. While I was using the bathroom , the school bully walked , I tried not to make eye contact , but then my body got queasy. I instantly knew he had old cheese , I glanced and saw a pack of green looking cheese. I threw up and started running towards the door but he threw a block of cheese at me , then I fell to the ground I don’t know why. The school bully started walking up to me , he got in my face so I did what I knew to do , throw up dead in his face. His lips started trembling , fist balled , I started flinching then he started balling in tears. I got up , laughed and felt like the man.


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