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Network Channels 20/20 “Boiling Point” (N) ’ Å ABC15 News at 10 (N) (:35) Castle A chef is found frozen to death. ’ ABC Bet on Your Baby A dance challenge. (N) Å Person of Interest “The Contingency” Å 48 Hours ’ Å 48 Hours ’ Å CBS 5 News at 10 (N) (:35) Leverage Tainted food. Å CBS How I Met/Mother How I Met/Mother That ’70s Show Å That ’70s Show Å Futurama ’ Å Futurama ’ Å South Park Å South Park Å Star Wars: Clone Wars CW Cops A woman accuses a friend of assault. The Following Ryan tries to stop Joe Carroll. Fox 10 News at Nine Saturday (N) ’ Å News King of the Hill Å Hell’s Kitchen FOX Smash An unexpected event. (N) ’ Å Saturday Night Live ’ Å 12 News at 10pm (N) (:29) Saturday Night Live ’ Å NBC Grimm ’ Å The Lawrence Welk Show “Great Entertainers” Keeping Up As Time Goes By ’ Last of Summer Wine You Being Served? The Red Green Show Songwriters Showcase Austin City Limits ’ PBS Family Feud ’ Å Bloopers (N) ’ Å Bloopers (N) ’ Å Access Hollywood (N) ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å M*A*S*H “Tuttle” TELE Family Feud ’ Å Sábado Gigante (N) (SS) Noticias 33 FDS Noticiero Desmadrugados (SS) UNI Cable Channels Bates Motel Dylan begins his new job. Å Bates Motel “Trust Me” Å Bates Motel “Ocean View” Å Bates Motel “The Truth” Å (:01) Bates Motel A&E ››› “Twister” (1996, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. Storm chasers race to test a new tornado-monitoring device. ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. ABC FAM (5:00) The Goonies ››› “I Am Legend” (2007) Will Smith. Bloodthirsty plague victims surround a lone survivor. ››› “I Am Legend” (2007) Will Smith, Alice Braga, Dash Mihok. Å AMC (6:00) ›› “The Transporter” (2002) Å ›› “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003) LL Cool J. A legendary Lothario is hired to romance a meddling woman. Å “Getting Played” (2005) Carmen Electra. Å (5:30) “35 & Ticking” (2011) Nicole Ari Parker. BET Million Dollar Listing New York Don’t Be Tardy... Don’t Be Tardy... Don’t Be Tardy... Don’t Be Tardy... Housewives/Atl. BRAVO Million Dollar Listing New York The Venture Bros. Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Cleveland Show Black Dynamite CARTOON ›› “Planet 51” (2009, Comedy) Voices of Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long. ››› “Red Eye” (2005) Rachel McAdams, Cillian Murphy. ’ Å ›› “Savages” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. Premiere. ’ Å CINEMAX (6:35) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. ’ Å Anderson Cooper Special Report Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Anderson Cooper CNN Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ››› “I Love You, Man” (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Rashida Jones. Å ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen. Å COMEDY (5:30) ››› “Trading Places” (1983) Å Paid Program Paid Program X Corps X Corps Maricopa Now! The Movie Loft Paid Program Paid Program COX 7 Paid Program The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius ’ Å MythBusters ’ Å Sons of Guns ’ Å MythBusters ’ Å DISC MythBusters ’ Å Good Luck Charlie ’ Dog With a Blog Å Jessie Å (DVS) Shake It Up! ’ Dog With a Blog Å Dog With a Blog Å A.N.T. Farm ’ Å DISNEY Good Luck Charlie ’ Å Blinging Up Baby Lives of celebrity children. ››› “Juno” (2007) Ellen Page. A teen decides to give up her unborn child for adoption. What Would Ryan What Would Ryan Fashion Police E! SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) ESPN (6:30) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å Chopped “Chopped All-Stars: Mega Chefs” Chopped First round, diver scallops. Chopped Plain vanilla; a crispy ingredient. Iron Chef America FOOD Chopped A chef rushes to deliver an appetizer. ››› “The Missing” (2003) Tommy Lee Jones. A woman and her estranged father seek her kidnapped child. Å FMC › “The Happening” (2008, Science Fiction) Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. Å Geraldo at Large ’ Å Red Eye (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large ’ Å Red Eye FNC D’backs Post Game Boxing Golden Boy Live: Jose Aguiniga vs. Francisco Vargas. FSAZ (5:30) MLB Baseball Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres. (N) (5:00) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Hugh Jackman ›› “X-Men: The Last Stand” (2006, Action) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen. ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard. FX Golf Central (N) (Live) GOLF (6:30) PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. From Charlotte, N.C. › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012, Action) Benjamin Walker. Premiere. ’ Å Game of Thrones “Kissed by Fire” ’ Å Abraham Lincoln HBO (6:10) ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” Love It or List It “The Elliott Family” Å Love It or List It “The Roedger Family” Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters Å HGTV House Hunters Renovation Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å (:31) Pawn Stars Å (:02) Pawn Stars Å HISTORY Pawn Stars Å ›› “Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys” (2008, Drama) Kathy Bates, Alfre Woodard, Tyler Perry. Å Movie LIFE (6:00) Movie Zach Stone Is Gonna The Show With Vinny MTV Special ’ › “Half Baked” (1998) Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Diaz. ’ MTV SpongeBob Marvin Marvin Å Wendell & Vinnie ’ Supah Ninjas Å Wendell & Vinnie ’ The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å Friends ’ Å NICK SpongeBob The Big C: Hereafter “Quality of Life” Å ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) Ewan McGregor. Premiere. ’ Å Gigolos ’ Å SHOW (6:15) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) ’ Å Dumbest Stuff Unique Whips SPEED (6:30) AMA Supercross Racing Las Vegas. From Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas. (N) (Live) ››› “Looper” (2012) Bruce Willis. A mob hit man realizes that his target is his older self. Å (:05) Total Recall ’ STARZ (:05) ››› “21 Jump Street” (2012, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum. ’ Å ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. Premiere. Nuclear testing in the South Pacific produces a giant mutated lizard. Å Age of the Dragons SyFy (6:00) “Chupacabra vs. the Alamo” (2013) The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Men at Work TBS ›››› “42nd Street” (1933) Ruby Keeler. An injury gives an understudy a shot at stardom. ›› The Tempest TCM ›› “Footlight Parade” (1933, Musical) James Cagney, Joan Blondell, Ruby Keeler. Å ››› “The Crow” (1994) Brandon Lee, Ernie Hudson. Premiere. (:45) › “Albino Farm” (2009) Chris Jericho. ’ TMC (:15) ›› “Payback” (1999, Action) Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry. Premiere. ’ Å (6:30) NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å Rizzoli & Isles “Welcome to the Dollhouse” ›› “The Librarian: Quest for the Spear” (2004) Noah Wyle. Å TNT NCIS An amnesiac digs herself out of a grave. NCIS A Mafia dumping ground. ’ Å NCIS “Bait” A teen holds his school hostage. NCIS Death of a missing lance corporal. Å ››› Friday (1995) USA
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