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hua hin, thailand Just 18 months after the Hua Hin Immigration offices relocated from thier original site in Soi 102 to their current offices in Soi 23, plans are well underway for a move to another new location on Chonlapathan Road, more commonly called the Canal (Klong) Road. The Three Girls (Sam Poo Ying) restaurant has been named as the destination, and this is roughly the same distance from the town centre as the current site, but with much better access and parking, and it should also have much more spacious offices - anyone who has visited the Soi 23 office will be familiar with the cramped conditions both the officers and foreigners have to contend with. The move is expected to be completed sometime in October,

is almost certain that they have already moved to the new location. One unanswered question is whether this is another temporary move, as there have been rumours for some time that a new permanent home will be or is being constructed, but either way it appears that each move made so far has been to the benefit of most people.

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Emergency Calls Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Other numbers Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Office 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 032 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 TAT 032 513885 Tourist Information Centre 032 512 120 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018 British Embassy Consular Correspondent: Steve Ketteringham 086 7933461 or e-mail on steve@ketteringham.com


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Restaurants and Food

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Motorised table bids for fastest furniture record A British motoring enthusiast is hoping to break the world record for the fastest piece of furniture - with a motorised table that can achieve speeds over 100mph. Buckinghamshire-based amateur mechanic Perry Watkins created the speedy table from a Reliant Scimitar sports car chassis and a fuel-injected 4 litre Land Rover Discovery engine boosted by nitrous oxide injection - plus six chairs, elegant place settings, and a dummy that bears a striking resemblance to Top Gear’s The Stig.

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Solutions on a platter at Terrace 90 Deli with Meats, Salads, and fine Each week we will present you with two Sudoku puzzles; an easy one Wines at “Supermarket Prices” and a hard one. Just fill in the empty squares so that each horizontal and See Ad p 15 and terrace90.com for details vertical line has all the numbers 1 to 9, as well as each section.

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Help the Elephants of this area - many are now unable to be kept by their owners due to ill health, age or being unable to work any more. The Hutsadin Elephant Foundation will take care of these animals but needs both volunteers and donations to do so. Please help these gentle giants, or just visit them at the Foundation on the Pala-U Road.

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If you are interested in these properties please email us on property@awolonline.net or call 081 614 8728 This superb house in Hua Hin comes fully furnished and naturally has its own private swimming pool. Already wired with working satellite TV and internet, there is also 24 hour security for peace of mind. Ref No.: HS070981 Less than 10 min to the beach 3 Bed / 2 Bath Living: 240 sqm. Land: 760 sqm

Sale price Was: 7.9 M

Now 5.9M!! A modern classic right on the beach! Beachfront properties like this don’t come along too often, and this one in Sam Roi Yod also has its own private swimming pool, 24 hour security and comes tastefully fully furnished. Ref No.: HS0410202 4 Bed / 4 Bath Living: 375 sqm. Land: 1100 sqm

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Parties, special offers, regular events, celebrations and more; if you want it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net or contact Noi at Sabai Bar (Tel: 086 174 6165) by Wednesday noon every week. Or join the AWOL forum (www.awolonline.net/forum) and post details of events there. NEW This week and coming soon Beer O’Clock Club First Birthday Party! Saturday 18th Sept.from 7.30pm; booze, birds, band, buffet etc - please note date change! Terrace 90 - Mexican Buffet every Tuesday in September (ad p 15) Regular Events Terrace 90 Every Friday / Saturday Live Music from 7pm; Every Friday 6 - 8.30pm 199 baht Buffet; Special Sunday 199 Baht Buffet 6 - 8:30pm (ad p 15) Curly’s Bar Every day Happy Hour - 1 - 6pm all beers only 50 baht per bottle plus all day English breakfasts from 95 baht (see ad p11). William Tell Restaurant - All day breakfast 99 baht (see ad p 23) Dolphin Bar - Western food 85 baht, choice of 4 dishes (see ad p 17) Dizzy Dolphin - Happy Hour between 3 and 7pm; buy three beers get one free; gin, vodka and rum mixed drinks only 55 baht Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102. Free Buffet Dinner, Monday to Friday 4 - 6pm. Friday is always Fish and Chips, other nights, full menu, ie, BBQ Chicken, Roast Beef, Pork, Irish Stew, English Bangers, all with Mash, carrots, Gravy etc. Leo Draft, glass 45 bt, English pint 65 bt, Jug 135bt or if you can handle it, a 3 litre Tower of Leo, 399 bt. Leo Draft prices are all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. KomHom, Soi 102 4 to 6pm - Beat the Bar for cheap drinks! (ad p 18) Buffalo Tavern Happy Hour 4.30 - 6.30pm (ad p 6) White Swan Pub & Restaurant Every Friday from 7pm Farang BBQ,Ribs,Steaks,Burgers,Buffet table, all you can eat, ONLY 99 baht, After dinner Pool competition, Parties of 6 or more please reserve table call 08958 76743. On the A4 Petchkasem Rd just before Pranburi Flyover Cheap Charlie Happy Hour noon - 7pm, buy 2 get 1 free Down Town Bar, Soi Selakam Buy 2 drinks have 1 FREE at any time, every day. Headrock First Friday every month - Pub Quiz; Mondays -10am til close - 55 baht all beers/selected spirits Dick’s Office Fridays - open darts 7.30pm (ad p 21) British style Sunday Roasts available at: Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 - (ad p4); Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam (ad p 20); Dick’s Office, Soi 80 (ad p 21); Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd (ad p 6) Scandic Bar, Cha Am, open darts evening from 7.30pm . FREE return transport from Dick’s Office departs 7pm - please call 089 745 3992 (Anne) or 089 894 4310 (Mack) 3 hrs before to book transport

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• ‘Zeal’ vs. ‘Sweet Mullet’ at Hi4 Pub at Hin Stage Shows and Special Performances Nam Sai Suay, Wednesday 9 September. • Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to • Pichet KlunChun Dance Company presents 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, “Chui Chai“, an original dance theatre, at Vic Hua performances, and films in a beautiful park-like Hin. Saturdays 11, 18,and 25 September starting setting. A wonderful place to spend an evening. at 7:30 pm. Tickets 1000, 800, 500 baht. Students • SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. 50% off. This show garnered a review in no less Nightly at 7:00 pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary than the New York Times. theatre performance. Recommended. They have their own theatre troupe, who are quite good. • Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 • Cabaret Show, Blue Angel Cabaret. Every night 8pm and 9:46pm. Midnight show on weekends. Something a little different.

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• ‘Mild’ at Check Cheu Club at the Grand Hotel, Tuesday 15 September. Tickets 200 baht.

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• Ricardo Dioso, Classical Guitar Virtuoso: Fri., Sat., Sun. nights from 7 to 10 pm @The Duke’s Restaurant • Jazz 4 Dinner with the Hua Hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday nights from 7 to 10 pm @ Rest Detail Hotel • Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Soi 51 between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Rds. • Piano Duo, Standards and Thai Songs Nightly from 8pm @Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant. Great fun, expect a crowd. • 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., starts 11 pm; High-energy Thai country and rock. • Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc. Tues, starts8pm. • Live Music at Terrace 90 Restaurant. Every Fri/ Sat Night from 7 PM - No Cover Charge. • LukNam Band, LukNam Pub. Thai Country and Rock. Nightly 10pm until very late. It rocks. • Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri (guitar) and Maria (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. These guys are good.


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• Popular, Country, and Oldies. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm • Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm. Great fun, expect a crowd. • Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant. Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band. Classic Pop and Rock. Stone Head Tavern. Nightly from 9 pm. A talented group of Hua Hin veterans keep it swinging • Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists. • Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm. Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. They are quite good, and often have guest artists, particularly on Friday. • Modern Thai Popular Music, Thonglor Pub. Every night, from 9 pm ‘til closing

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• 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. • Blue Angel Cabaret, Central Hua Hin. Located just off Soi Bintabaht. From the Hilton, go down Bintabaht and turn right at the first (no-name) street. The Blue Angel is about 50 m down on the right. • Check Cheu Club, Hua Hin south-central . Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel • Coco 51 Restaurant, Hua Hin north side. Soi 51 at the beach, Hua Hin Tel 032 515597. • Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. • El Murphy’s Hotel, Central Hua Hin. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’ in the heart of the entertainment district. Tel 032 511525 • Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Road Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ • Hilton Hotel, Central Hua Hin. Naresdamri Rd in the middle of Hua Hin’s tourist district. Tel 032 538999. • Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Hua Hin’s upscale men’s club. (Nice for ladies, too!) • Luknam Pub, Western Hua Hin. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. • Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Near Hyatt Regency. • Plearnwan Vintage Village, Hua Hin north side. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. You can’t miss it. It’s a really unusual building. • The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. • Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. 19/119 Soi Hua Hin 19. Tel: 032 547 733 http://www.restdetailhotel.com/ • Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, on soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. Web www. sasi-restaurant.com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. • Smoriang Pub, South-Central Hua Hin. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. • Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. • TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. • Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail.com www.terrace90.com • The Duke’s Restaurant, Hua Hin north side. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com • The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net • Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. • Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center, Nongkae (Southern Hua Hin). An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. To get there, proceed south on Petchkasem Road past the Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi. After the flyover, pass the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance say “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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DEAR MARY, Last year I married my boyfriend, Bob, from Ireland (I am Thai) after a few months of being together, blissfully happy. Things are generally very good between us, except when he has been drinking; he doesn’t get violent or abusive, but he starts singing, and normally concludes with a song that I had never heard before, complete with all sorts of theatrical actions, which ends with him grabbing me by the upper arms and screaming at the top of his voice “It’s a rat trap Judy, and we’ve been CAUGHT!” He then normally collapses in a mumbling heap and I have to get him home somehow. What is really disturbing me is the fact that my name is Judy, and I now discover that all of my husband’s previous girlfriend’s or wives (three of them) were also called Judy. Should I be at all worried by this? Judy, Nakhom Pathom.

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Dear Judy, I wouldn’t get worried by this situation, as it is a well known phenomenon in the UK and Ireland for men to fall back on a song from their youth when they are drunk. ‘Rat Trap’ was a massive hit over there in the late ‘70’s for an Irish band called the Boomtown Rats and it was extremely common in those days for drunken young men to act out the part of the character in the song, so much so that psychiatrists have named this type of behaviour as ‘Rat Trap syndrome’. There is obviously something in your husband’s psychological make up that means he is attracted to anyone with the name of the female character in the song, Judy, so I would suggest that you get rid of anyone with that name in your circle of friends or acquaintances pretty damn quick, by any means possible! I would also suggest you get hold of a copy of the album ‘A Tonic For The Troops’ as it is a pretty fine album, while also containing said song. You should find everything will go like clockwork from then on.

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manchester, england MANCHESTER United and England fans were celebrating last night after Wayne Rooney ended a six year prostitute revelation drought. The striker was back to his best after a series of spectacular £1200-a-night intercourse sessions with a money-grubbing tart who was obviously going to tell the News of the World the moment he crawled back into his childish car. It is the England star’s first competitive sex scandal since pumping some fat old skank in the changing room of a Merseyside shell suit boutique in 2004. Manager Sir Alex Ferguson said: “A lot of people will say that a player of Wayne’s extreme wealth and intense stupidity should be bedding greasy whores week inweek out. “I think even Wayne would accept that they have a point, but the fact that this lad was able to do it while his wife was pregnant is genuinely world class.” Fabio Capello has also welcomed Rooney’s return to whoremongering form. The England manager said: “The low point was in South Africa,

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after the Germany game, when Wayne attempted a reverse Dutch Steamboat with a local hooker and ended up fracturing his wrist, losing the remote control and scaring the sweet bejesus out of Peter Crouch. “For a player of his abilities this was basic sex trade and I worried he’d have to hang up his Travelodge loyalty card for good. But that one in the papers? I would beat you to death with Clive Tyldesley’s just to watch her clean the bathroom.” Adulterologist Dr Emma Bradford

said it was still unclear how Rooney’s wife Coleen would react but it would almost certainly involve a shameless amount of money, the repeated use of the words ‘RAT’ and ‘TEARS’ in massive capital letters and then some more money. She added: “It’s such a tragedy because they have been together since Wayne was thinking about having sex with prostitutes as a 14 year-old boy. “But unfortunately this is the guaranteed outcome when you hitch your wagon to an arse-faced millionaire with the brain of a stuffed gibbon.” Meanwhile some England fans stressed the exposé had once again forced them to imagine what Rooney’s orgasm face might look like. Wayne Hayes, from Hatfield, said: “I reckon it’s like an angry, sunburnt tortoise that’s just stubbed its toe.”

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