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28 October 2011

Weather and Tides The Soi 94 Experience Property Marketplace One Team In Manchester?

knock-on effect as the floods continue food supplies

suffer; hua hin hotels offer discounts

hua hin, THAILAND Indications of how badly the floods have affected Northern and Central Thailand are starting to reveal themselves in Hua Hin, as local shops and businesses face shortages of supplies, most importantly of food and drinking water, that have been disrupted both by the closure of factories and transport routes, and by the devastation wrought on agricultural land. The ongoing disaster is likely to affect the country for many weeks and months, although the government have issued assurances on the problem of supplies and that the shortage of consumer products and essentials will last no longer than seven days. Meanwhile Hua Hin hotels are reportedly offering a 50%discount to anyone affected by the flooding, and the State Railway is ready to evacuate about 1,600 flood victims currently sheltering in Bangkok to new temporary shelters in nearby provinces, SRT Governor Yuthana Thapcharoen said on Wednesday. The government’s Flood Relief Operations Centre (FROC) ordered the move, and Mr Yuthana said the railroad would move 500 evacuees to Phetchaburi and Prachuap Khiri Khan, 400 to Saraburi and 700 others to Lop Buri. He added that 442 railway stations nationwide will serve as temporary centres for food and relief supply donation to provide necessities for the evacuees. Expats, tourists and residents in Hua Hin who are concerned about travel to Bangkok and beyond are advised to call the 1197 hotline to check traffic conditions before embarking on any journeys. Latest information as AWOL went to print was that access to and from Suvarnabhumi Airport is still clear of flooding, but extra time should be allowed for either heavier traffic or a change in the situation. continued on page 2

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The economic effect on the country is predicted to be more severe than any of the other disruptions brought about in recent years by a succession of both man made and natural disasters. Tourism will once again be hit, even though all the normal beach destinations are not flooded, but access to them currently is more difficult. Domestic air travel has been severely affected with the closure of the Don Muang airport, although many flights are now going in and out of Suvarnabhumi. As of Wednesday evening, trains to the South of Thailand were starting from Nakornpathom Station instead of Hua Lam Pong. While AWOL has not been able to get confirmation at press time, it seems likely that the area in and around the southern bus terminal will flood or have flooded by the time the paper comes out. Bumrungrad Hospital has suspended all non-urgent and nonemergency out patient services until October 31st and anyone with appointments will have them rescheduled. It is advisable that anyone with hospital or other appointments in Bangkok contacts their destination before travelling. All our thoughts though should be with those who have lost family and friends to the floods, and have to cope with some terrible conditions, with a severe lack of clean drinking water and a high chance of contagious diseases breaking out.

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Aussie Rules, Rugby Union and Rugby League Try our delicious food in Rumours restaurant Find us on the map on p 22. Call 087 599 1913 ROYAL BRITISH LEGION POPPY APPEAL

If you would like to contribute to the RBL Appeal, here are the locations of the collection boxes this year: Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern (Cnr Chomsin/Naresdami) Hua Hin Ham, Bacon & Meat Co (Soi 41) El Murphy’s (Soi Selakam at Little 5 points) King Bar (near top soi Bintabhat) Bob & Nok’s Bar/The Lord Webb (Khao Takiab; varies on pool nights) Monicas Bar (Soi 88) Play Sports Lounge (Soi 80) The boxes will be in place until 11th November. If you want to contribute more, there are some cyclists raising funds riding from Bangkok to Phuket who will be in Hua Hin on 20th October staying overnight at Baan Hua Hin Resort (soi 94), ETA is presently 1600; call 080 096 1190 for an update nearer the time.

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Return Bar is one of only a few bars in Hua Hin that has a full size (9 feet) pool table, as well as a more standard size table for the pool hackers amongst us! They have a team entered in the Hua Hin Pool Billiards League which plays every Friday (see page 28 for current standings, results and fixtures) and new players are always welcome. Open every day from late afternoon, Return Bar is a great place to relax away from the hassles of the town centre, and somewhere you will find yourself coming again and again!

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CITY Amsterdam Athens Auckland Beijing Berlin Buenos Aires Chicago Copenhagen Dubai Dublin Geneva Helsinki Ho Chi Minh City Hong Kong Islamabad Jakarta Jerusalem Johannesburg Karachi Kuala Lumpur London Madrid Manila Mexico City Moscow New Delhi New York Oslo Paris Perth Phnom-Penh Rio De Janeiro Riyadh Rome San Francisco Singapore Stockholm Sydney Tokyo Vientiane Yangon Zurich

Min. Max. Weather 9 15 Overcast 12 18 Cloudy 13 20 Cloudy 5 16 Cloudy 7 15 Cloudy 8 22 Cloudy 3 12 Cloudy 5 13 Cloudy 25 34 Clear 3 12 Dry 6 14 Rain 5 7 Overcast 23 33 Thunderstorms 23 28 Clear 14 28 Clear 24 34 Mist 13 21 Cloudy 15 25 Thunderstorms 20 34 Fine 24 32 Thunderstorms 13 13 Mist 9 18 Fine 25 33 Thunderstorms 2 24 Bright 2 4 Fine 16 31 Fine 3 13 Rain 12 13 Chance of Rain 12 18 Rain 11 22 Chance of T-storms 23 35 Scattered Clouds 19 35 Showers 18 31 Clear 13 24 Cloudy 12 22 Fine 24 31 Thunderstorms 7 10 Fog 15 24 Cloudy 13 20 Cloudy 20 32 Clear 24 34 Partly Cloudy 4 13 Cloudy

Local Forecast AND TIDES Low °C High °C High Tide Low Tide Saturday Partly sunny with some showers 23 32 7:36 /16:26 13:05 Sunday Showers/ t-storm am; clouds & sun 24 30 8:36/ 16:30 00:23/ 14:07 Monday Showers am; partly sunny 23 31 9:37 1:07 Tuesday Showers am; mostly sunny 23 31 10:37 1:52 Wednesday Rain at times am; clouds and sun 23 31 11:31 2:36 Thursday Periods of rain 24 31 1219 3:18 Friday Some rain am; clouds and sun 23 31 12:58 3:57 Please note that the tide times are a prediction so may not be completely accurate as local weather conditions can affect them Exchange Rates (27-10-11) TT Buying rate Currency Baht US Dollar 30.53 Pound Sterling 48.70 Euro 42.62 Japanese Yen 40.01 Malaysian Ringgit 9.09 Singapore Dollar 24.12 Brunei Dollar 23.38 Chinese Yuan 4.78 Indonesian Rupiah 3.09 Indian Rupee 0.54 Korean Won 0.02 Australian Dollar 32.03 New Zealand Dollar 24.53 Swiss Franc 34.75 Danish Krone 5.72 Norwegian Krone 5.53 Swedish Krona 4.70 Canadian Dollar 30.42 UAE Dirham 6.70 Bahrain Dinar 56.90 Omani Rial 54.03 Qatar Riyal 6.60 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

Useful Numbers Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 TAT 032 513885 Tourist Info. Centre 032 512 120 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018

Local Consular Representatives British Steve Ketteringham 086 793 3461 or e-mail on steve@ketteringham.com CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com

FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org


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As Hua Hin expands, the already fantastic choice of restaurants and watering holes is expanding with it, creating new areas where eateries, entertainment and bars mingle together. Soi 94 is one of the more recent of these zones, although it has had a smattering of dining facilities for some time, but in the last year or so this has expanded noticably. The establishments advertised on this page are just two examples of the variety that is available on the soi - Souay Vista Social Club is tucked away past the little ‘hook’ at the top of the soi (call them first for more detailed directions) and has been offering live music and audience participation for over a year now, as well as good food and drinks in a friendly atmosphere (se pages 16 and 23 for more). New kids on the soi are the Tapas Garden @ Bar Tender, offering a traditional bar but with the added twist of a garden restaurant alongside specialising in Tapas and Sangria, as well as other fine European cuisine. Check out their daily specials and join in at their weekly pool matches to either cheer the team on or offer your services as a player. Soi 94 is on the left shortly after the new Bangkok Hospital on the main Phetchkasem Road heading north; other AWOL advertisers on the soi are the S & S Indian Restaurant (p10) and Siam Consulting (p13).

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Do you wonder why we say certain things, or what they really mean? Each week we will examine a different word or phrase and tell you how it came about. This week it is.. Abracadabra An exclamation used by conjurors when performing a trick. When stage conjurors and magicians come to the finale of a trick and exclaim ‘Abracadabra!’ the implication is that a mysterious power is being summoned to perform the required magic. In our information age, in which it is possible to look up how virtually any stunt is staged, we don’t take the claims of magical powers too seriously. That wasn’t the case when the word abracadabra was first in common use. Mediaeval folk believed in magic as an everyday fact and any unusual event that they couldn’t explain was considered to be the result of some form of enchantment. They used the incantation ‘Abracadabra’ to ward off such bewitchment and as a remedy for poor health. It was recited repeatedly, each time with the final letter being removed, until just ‘a’ remained. It was believed that the strength of the illness diminished as the word became shorter. The charm was also written out on paper and worn in an amulet or sewn into clothing. The origin of this strange word is unclear. It was used in 4th century Latin but there are several theories that place the derivation before that, including: Roman sages coined the word and devised the repeated word formula in the 2nd century AD; It being related to another magical word - ‘abraxas’. In the Greek system of alphabetic numerology this word is significant in that it contains letters that add up to 365, the number of days in the year; and that it is of Hebrew or Aramaic origin, derived from the Hebrew ‘ab’ (father), ‘ben’ (son), and ‘ruach hakodesh’ (holy spirit) or ‘avra kadavra’, the Aramaic for ‘it will be created in my words’ respectively. Sadly, none of these theories stands up to close

examination and actual documentary evidence is as insubstantial as those fragments of mediaeval paper. A reference in print to the use of the word in English that dates back to 1582 is found in Eva Rimmington Taylor’s The Troublesome Voyage of Capt. Edward Fenton: Banester sayth yt he healed 200 in one yer of an ague by hanging abracadabra about their necks. The belief in the power of the word lasted well into the 18th century. In his Journal of the Plague Year, 1722, Daniel Defoe lamented the superstition of the populace when faced with the threat of plague: People deceiv’d; and this was in wearing Charms, Philters, Exorcisms, Amulets, and I know not what Preparations, to fortify the Body with them against the Plague; as if the Plague was but a kind of a Possession of an evil Spirit; and that it was to be kept off with Crossings, Signs of the Zodiac, Papers tied up with so many Knots; and certain Words, or Figures written on them, as particularly the Word Abracadabra, form’d in Triangle, or Pyramid... How the poor People found the Insufficiency of those things, and how many of them were afterwards carried away in the Dead-Carts. Over time, this belief receded and in the 19th century it came to mean ‘fake magic’. Terms like ‘legal abracadabra’ were used to denote the flummoxing of juries by fast-talking lawyers. Stage conjurors then adopted it into their inventory of the ‘magic’ words they used to punctuate their acts and the first known usage of it in that context dates from 1819. Some of these words, like ‘hocus-pocus’ (1634), ‘abraxas’ (1569) and ‘hey presto’ (1732) have a long history and a link to supernatural beliefs. Others, like the American ‘presto changeo’ (1905) and ‘shazam’ (1940) are pure stage patter. Some will be familiar with the ‘killing curse’ from the Harry Potter books - ‘avada kedavra’, which Rowling adapted from the Aramaic. UK residents of a certain age will always prefer the ‘magic’ spiel of Sooty and Sweep’s mentor Harry Corbett - ‘Izzy, Wizzy, let’s get busy’.

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Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Look, just because someone puts a diving board somewhere doesn’t mean you have to jump off it in order to fulfill the social contract. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Letting your fists do the talking turns out surprisingly well, as they make some excellent points and reach a mutually satisfying conclusion that your mind would never have come up with. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 Romantic success is coming at you fast, and will soon leave you battered, broken, and crawling through the burning wreckage of your life as it passes you without even slowing down. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 You’re usually good at following instructions, but what you’re doing now is not what anyone had in mind when they instructed you to “boogie down.”

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Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 The problems you have may be insignificant next to those of starving millions, but you can’t help thinking that at least their problems will be over soon. Gemini May 22 – June 21 Expressing yourself clearly has never been your strong point, so it should be no surprise that it’ll take a few readings before people stop laughing and realize it’s your suicide note. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Just because other people get away with being tremendous snobs doesn’t mean you can, too, mostly because you’re not as good as they are. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 There’s absolutely no reason you can’t become successful and happy in the next six months, which will make it all the sadder when you don’t.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 You’ll answer an ad seeking participants in the Most Dangerous Game, but it turns out they mean Scrabble played against an extremely well-armed logophile. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 For the third year in a row, no one responds to your well-meaning letters concerning what you consider to be fairly large errors in just about everything. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 There’s nothing in the world like a post-coital smoke, or so all the former lovers you’ve driven to smoke through sheer frustration keep saying. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 Change is right around the corner for you, and it’s raising a nine-iron above its head and watching your shadow grow larger as you approach.


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The Golfer (thanks to Karl) A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer’s ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. ‘Arrgh! What happened?’ the Leprechaun asked. ‘I’m afraid I hit you with my golf ball,’ the golfer says. ‘Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?’ ‘Thank God, you’re all right!’ the golfer answers in relief. ‘I don’t want anything, I’m just glad you’re OK, and I apologize.’ And the golfer walks off. ‘What a nice guy,’ the Leprechaun says to himself. ‘I have to do something for him. I’ll give him the three things I would want.... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.’ A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him. ‘Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,‘ the little guy says. ‘I just want to ask ye, how’s yer golf game?’ ‘My game is fantastic!’ the golfer answers. ‘I’m an internationally famous golfer now.’ He adds, ‘By the way, it’s good to see you’re all right.’ ‘Oh, I’m fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how’s yer money situation?’ ‘Why, it’s just wonderful!’ the golfer states. ‘When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out £50 notes I didn’t even know were there!’ ‘I did that fer ye also.’ And tell me, how’s yer sex life?’ The golfer blushes, turns away in embarrassment, and says shyly, ‘It’s OK. ‘C’mon, c’mon now,’ urged the Leprechaun, ‘I’m wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?’ Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, ‘Once, sometimes twice a week..’ ‘What??’ responds the Leprechaun in shock. ‘That’s all? Only once or twice a week?’ ‘Well,’ says the golfer, ‘I figure that’s not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.’

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Desert Island A team of sociologists have planned an experiment in isolation. They send an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Japanese man to a deserted island and arrange to come back and pick them up in a year’s time and see how they have adapted. The sociologists leave, and the three men decide to split up the tasks amongst themselves. “I’m an engineer” says the Englishman, “So I’ll handle building a shelter”. He turns to the Frenchman and says: “You French are pretty good cooks why don’t you handle the cooking?” The Frenchman agrees, and the Englishman turns to the Japanese “That leaves you to organise the supplies” he says. The Japanese man agrees and each man sets about his tasks. A year passes, and the sociologists return to see how the men have coped. They expect to find three desperate men, unhappy with having to live on the island, but instead find a huge wooden house with verandas and porches and balconies. The Englishman comes to greet them, and when they express their surprise about the house he just shrugs and says “Yeah well I had a lot of raw materials so I kind of went to town and did the place up!” The team are amazed and are shown inside to the kitchen where they’re greeted with the most amazing smell of delicious food. The Frenchman sees their surprise and just shrugs “I had lots to work with” he says, “This island has loads of edible herbs and plants.” The team sits down to eat and are about to start when one of them inquires about the Japanese man. “Oh we don’t know what happened to him” explains the Englishman, he ran off into the jungle to sort out the supplies and hasn’t been seen since”. They all agree that they should try to find the man, and a search party is organised. They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the Japanese man jumps out from behind a tree, stark naked with half a coconut on his head, and peacock feathers sticking out of his arse, and shouts: SUPPLIES!!!!!!!

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Zvishavane, Zimbabwe Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight A man in Zimbabwe claims a prostitute he visited turned into a donkey overnight and now he is ‘seriously in love’ with the animal. Sunday Moyo, who has been charged with bestiality, told a court in Zvishavane on Monday that his donkey lover was in fact a hooker whose services he procured from a nightclub. Police on routine patrol in the early hours of Sunday had stumbled upon the 28-year-old, from Mandava township, performing a sex act on the donkey inside his yard. The animal was lying on the ground with its neck tied to a tree. Moyo admitted the bestiality offence, according to the New Zimbabwe news website, but proceeded to tell the magistrates his colourful tale: ‘Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. ‘I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey... but I am seriously in love.’ Moyo, who’s been remanded in custody until October 27, has been ordered to undergo psychiatric tests. nevada, usa Groom ‘ejects mother from wedding’ A Nevada man carried his mother out of a church when she arrived to stop his wedding, it is reported A US man faces charges after authorities said he carried his mother out of a church when she arrived to stop his wedding. The Record-Courier reports Justin Lew Harris, of Gardnerville, Nevada, carried his 56-year-old mother out of the church as she

loudly objected to the ceremony. Church volunteer Jim Jameson said Harris’ wedding at the Carson Valley United Methodist Church was called off after the disruption. He did not know what the mother’s objections concerned. Mamaus, brazil ‘Alien’ and ‘floating orb’ captured on film in the Amazon rainforest A picture which purportedly shows an alien lurking in the Amazon is being put forward as evidence that there is supernatural activity on earth. The image (below), which shows an unidentified being standing with its back arched a few feet from a what looks like a floating orb of light behind a group of children, was apparently taken from video footage captured by two British tourists visiting the Mamaus region of the Brazilian rainforest. The video was obtained by noted paranormal writer Mike Cohen, who says the area is known for its ‘intense UFO activity’. He said: ‘This is highly compelling footage that will be hard to discredit. ‘It comes from an area known for experiencing intense UFO activity. It is rather apparent that aliens are interested in this region due to its biological diversity. ‘The area was also the focus of a

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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net Don’t Miss This Week Souay Vista Social Club open again! Regular weekly schedule as follows: Tuesdays: Classic Rock with the Stone Band. Wednesdays: Country music -- can change depending on who the guests are. Thursdays: ‘Open Mic’ night - featuring Celtic/ Folk/Country/ Blues and other forms of chaos. Fridays: Blues Jam night -- hosted by the Souay Vista Blues Band. Saturdays: Souay Vista Blues Band. Sundays: ‘buffet’ night with various performers depending on who comes by, and sometimes a concert night. Mondays: closed for now -- will open in November.

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Photo Exhibition “Light Less Ordinary” at the Vic Hua Hin Sunday, 9th October 2011, till Thursday, 3rd November 2011, daily from 9 am till 6 pm This show is a black and white photography exhibition in the various styles of a Thai graphic designer who relocated to the US years ago. Miranti Borvornsin’s “East meets West” perspective has been enjoyed by Americans in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago and New York over the years. All pictures are limited edition prints and almost all of them are for sale. Half of the profits will be donated to the Dhamma Foundation, the other half to World Vision. Upcoming Fringe Festival – Three Sisters at the Vic Hua Hin. Saturday, 12th November 2011, 7.30 pm The Japanese contemporary dancetheatre company, Pappa Tarahumara, re-interprets Antoon Chekov’s

literary classic set in the rural Japan during the 1960s. It’s seemingly sweet portrayal of three bored sisters grappling with womanhood spirals in to a sensual and charged meditation on female identity, coming-of-age and the Japanese obsession with youth culture. This eccentric comic tragedy, narrated through dynamic choreography, is a powerfully condensed alternative to the company’s larger scale multidisciplinary works. Tickets for 900, 700 and 500 Baht (students 50 % discount) available at Vic Hua Hin: 032-827-814 to 815. More information on the Fringe Festival on page 12. Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747

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Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, next to the cable TV office, and across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. Baan Chang. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel. Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com. Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Rd Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club. Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.com

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Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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Property Marketplace Excellent opportunity in well established development This wonderful three storey home is a stones throw away from the beach and walking distance from restaurants and shops in this local scenic village. Within a well established development of 70 homes, 35 each side. This also has the largest communal swimming pool in Hua Hin.

3 Bed/ 3 Bath 50m from beach Ref No. 03256 280 sqm internal space Call/ email for details Last available condo in superb location An opportunity has arisen to acquire this last remaining 160 sq m condo with 100% private access to a stunning white sand beach with sweeping coastline.

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great value off plan condo in khao takiab Off Plan studio apartment for sale in the beautiful Khao Takiab area of Hua Hin, 10km drive to central Hua Hin and walking distance to the beach, local shops and restaurants. This studio is on a corner plot which will have terrific mountain views. Perfect for a vacation home or a rental investment property. Facilities: Fitness centre, Security, Car Park, Communal Garden and Pool Features: Unfurnished (packages available), Air Con, Satellite TV, Wifi, Telephone Lines, Water Tank

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new beachfront condo close to town centre Luxurious one bed beachfront condominium and a magnificent five star gateway onto a 90m beachfront located in the heart of Hua Hin. It’s colourful, innovative blend of authentic and contemporary features of Morocco sets it apart with its enchanted private garden and extravagant lagoon. Just 2 minutes from the Night Market/ Hua Hin Centre. Facilities include a Fountain island with spa seating, multiple pools including children’s pool with slider, Driveway Car Park and Underground Parking, 24 hrs Security System with CCTV, Floating garden, Fitness room

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Two storey Galleria home West of Hua Hin Stunning home on a development surrounded by several world class golf courses including Black Mountain golf club. Breathtaking mountain and sea views. The developer will offer 50% finance on this project over a three year period at the basic rate of 7%. Also included is a free furniture package worth 700,000 baht. The road and infrastructure around this project is the very best as it shares the neighbourhood with H.M the Queen’s palace.

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Large house and land 5 minutes from Hua Hin Beautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from Asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.

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Exclusive Luxury House for Sale/ Rent Stunning luxury home North of Hua Hin within large electric gated grounds. Infinity pool allowing sea breeze on 2nd level. European kitchen and lounge on 2nd floor, 1st floor comprises of 2 bedrooms and car port for 5 cars at the back. Sea and spectacular 3 Storeys mountain views.   Land size 3 rai

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Location! Location! Location! 3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. All these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or swimming pool you opt for. Lot areas: 320 to 600

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live the dream - perfect golf course home Lovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Sports centre, Clubhouse, Tennis courts, Squash courts, Restaurant, Sauna, Badminton court plus much more.

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hillside breezes and stunning sunsets This development features properties with European style fitted kitchen, a Private pool, Hot water system, High-speed Internet, Fully air-conditioned, 24 Hour Security. The area is surrounded by mountains with astonishing sunsets. The hillside area is on slightly higher land which has blessed it with a steady cool breeze coming from the sea.   3 bed /2 bath

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large garden villa A family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies. Full 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) satellite service free.

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lovely villa with pool for sale or rent This villa on a good sized plot is well equipped and furnished; all bedrooms have fitted mirror wardrobes with 1 King and 2 Queen size beds. Living and dining rooms with large sofa, dining table and 6 chairs, tv and cabinet, European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) cooker/oven. Landscaped garden Land size 530sqm and swimming pool 8x4. Living space 212sqm

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We at Souay Vista are proud to announce a new house band, the SVBB. They came into the club about a month ago (Sept. 15th) on a night when the Stone Band was going to play, and when there were people already here and waiting. The fellow introduced himself as Peter Barry from Australia, and he asked if they could play a while to show what they could do. And so they did, and from the first song we knew we wanted them! At that time they were only three members – Peter on guitar and main vocals, Tim on bass and some vocals, and Ek on lead guitar. They admitted that they were very much ‘work in progress’ -- being at that time only three weeks playing together. By the time they showed up for their first night 3 days later, they had added a 4th member, Go, on drums. At this point, they began to come in to practice everyday, and became the hardest working band that anybody around here had ever seen! They had to, because Peter had organized a big event scheduled for October 15th, and they had to get their stuff ready. It was a charity blues concert to be held at the Muay Thai (Thai Boxing) Stadium next to the Grand Hotel. Other scheduled performers were the Lincoln Davis Trio from Australia, David Glasper from England and Pi Noi from Chang Mai, Thailand. The money raised was to go to helping the Karen (Myanmar)

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refugees along the Thai/Burmese border. October 15th --The evening went off without a hitch. David Glasper opened the show, playing as people were arriving, -- and his authoritative presence, powerful voice and superb songs commanded their attention. A bit noisy so the lyrics got a bit jumbled, but his strong voice and good tunes carried him, and he received enthusiastic applause on every song. Pi Noi was up next, and blew more than a few minds with his highly unusual style(s) of playing the blues! One moment he was holding the guitar flat and was tapping, and the next he was playing in a finger style (almost classical) -- and then playing superb bottle-neck blues! He was joined for several songs by Ben, the cellist who came with Lincoln Davis. They were great! Next up was was Lincoln Davis starting off with some flamenco guitar. That grabbed peoples’ attention! Then he was joined by Ben on cello (the 3rd trio member, a tabla player, was unable to come). They played a number of Lincoln’s songs. Davis proved himself to be a master at orchestration – wonderful interplay between the guitar and cello! And then on came the Souay Vista Blues Band, Peter with his self effacing charm and understated humour, and when they got playing, they kicked butt! A former actor, Peter ‘tells a story’ with every song -- adding always the right mood and conviction. He has a great voice with just the right mix of gravel! People had a wonderful time!! In front of the stage was a dancing party for the last hour, with impromptu guest singers even getting up on the stage and acting ridiculous! A great ending to a great evening!! You people who missed this show will get a chance to see some of

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English paperback books adventure, murder, drama. Very good condition. 30 to 50 bht. Can swap with you if preferred. Live central Hua Hin. Please tel Keith 089 070 2423 TEKA 60cm 4 plate electric hob. Used very little and in excellent condition. Offers around 5000thb. Contact Ken 083 813 3585 DARK WOOD DINING table and 4 chairs as new 10,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 Two hand crafted wardrobes matching hand crafted wooden wardrobes for sale. 1st wardrobe H 83cm W 56cm Depth 24cm 2nd wardrobe 83cm 88cm 24cm Never been used. Cost new 22,000 THB will accept any reasonable offer in the region of 9,000 THB for both. Email 1dongibson@gmail.com Beer/Drinks Fridge for sale, Has freezer at the bottom. 3,000b. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com Space Crown Crash Helmet in black , unused present. 500 baht. email juliankosmar@hotmail.com or tel 089 489 3880 FOR QUICK SALE Acer Travelmate laptop, series 2420. Carry case, mouse and pair of speakers. B15,000.

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Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Dual Sport (Enduro Style) Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 model. Plated, road legal and only 3,400km. Loads of fun for Baht 67,000 incl transferable theft insurance. Cost Baht 82,000. Tel 0861669880 Email: peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk For sale Honda Phanton Flame Edition. As new, two Falang owners, less than 5,000 kms. Genuine reason for sale, this bike must be seen and ridden. No offers 70,000Bht includes all paperwork for transfer, ownership papers. Contact Jim 080 386 6275 Honda Steed 600 cc For Sale Honda Steed VLX 600 cc. Sold with book & Taxed until November, 98,000Bht Genuine 21,000kms on bike. Test drive welcomed, no offers for quick sale Contact Mick 085 297 3464 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email robertkein@gmail.com or call 085 351 8402 Honda Steed with Green Book for sale. 110,000bt. Black & Orange colour steed with new gasket, brake cables, spark plugs, starter and fuel pump. Looks and sounds great. Selling so I can buy sports bike. Call Paul 0861 604 261 / paulwilliams466@gmail.com

PERSONAL & SERVICES gardening & other services available. Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month depending on size of garden. House cleaning and other domestic services negotiable. Call 081 614 8728 to arrange a visit or quote. Do you need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 thai lessons at your place. Call 081 346 1046

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Property 1 RAI BUILDIND plot 6 kms from Hua Hin along the canal road near Bo Fai temple. Exclusive site 1 million baht or very close for serious buyers. Contact Bill 083 315 9710 (English) or Laong 084 394 1556 (Thai) bungalow with pool in Khao Noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted European kichen, and everything built to European standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email property@awolonline.net, call 081 649 8361 or visit www.awolonline.net/property. Condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq metre condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel, great for investment or for rentals, resort behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10, and near the new immigration office. 25 metre pool, gym, bar, restaurant, beautiful gardens, maintenance charge only 13,440 baht per year, condo has balcony overlooking Black Mountain, on the middle floor so cooler, and at the end so extra windows for air and light. Condo fitted with blackout blinds so can be made very dark for good nights sleep. owner has blue book and title deeds with owners name on them and full english translations. BARGAIN PRICE at only 1.1million baht. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361. LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17

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Rentals House for Rent - Tippawan 5 village. Fully furnished ,3 bed / 2 bath, aircon, lounge/ diner, European Kitchen, TV, DVD, internet available, communal pool, private garden and car port. Only 12,000 baht/ month excl bills for long term rental. To arrange a viewing please call 08690 92269 English / Thai. Self contained furnished spacious apartment for rent in family run guest house with large balcony, private entrance, secure off-road parking. Situated just ten km from Hua Hin on the beach side of the road. 6000 baht per month. Smaller rooms also available for short or long term rent. Contact Tik 086 173 0956. Long Term Rental - 10,000 B or less. I live in Thailand 8 months each year. I have been in Thailand for 8 years. My Thai partner works at the Hilton. Excellent tenants who really care for property. If we can find the right spot, we will be VERY long term. Contact Robert 087 276 6545. Email skippero@aol.com LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com Rentals available in Hua Hin / Phuket. Short and long term available ranging from 20,000 - 140,000 Baht PCM. We are independent brokers with unlimited experience/expertise in this market and a network of developers/clients ready and waiting. Contact us with your requirements and we guarantee to find you the right choice. Email tonymoorhouse@googlemail.com

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RESULTS Monday 24th October Lake View AB - stableford format 15 players entered 1st - Craig Miller (1) - 36pts 2nd - Chris Roper (6) - 35pts 3rd - Brent O’Bell (5) - 34pts 4th - Barry Fitzgerald (7) - 33pts

Results: 25th October - Springfield. Stableford. 32 entrants. 1st Adrian Salt 10hcp 38pts. 2nd John Rouhiala 14hcp 37pts. 3rd Rene Bernard 10hcp 37pts. 4th Ben Amelsvoort 17hcp 36pts. Near Pin No. 6 John Rouhiala. No. 14 Pekka Hogman.

Wednesday 19th October Palm Hills - stableford format 18 players entered 1st - Ian Byrne - 31pts 2nd - Craig Miller (1) - 30pts 3rd - Don Bayley - 30pts 4th - Phil Simons (22) - 30pts

26th October - Royal Ratchaburi. Stableford. 14 entrants. 1st Ayyub Mian 18hcp 40pts. 2nd Neil Henderson 8 hcp 38pts. Near pin No. 7 Peter Adams. No. 11 Erkki Makkonen.

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results Week 12 26th October 2011 Dick’s Office Bar 9 - 9 Dolphin Bar Sunset Boulevard Bar 7 - 11 Muan Bar Talk of the Town Bar 4 - 14 Maria 2 Bar Thaiwaii Bar 0 - 18 Garden bar The Lord Webb Bar 11 - 7 Eagle Bar

blue division results Week 9 26th October 2011 JW Red 11 - 6 Headrock King Bar B 8 - 11 All Nations Pink Panther 11 - 8 King Bar A TNT Bar 16 - 3 JW Black

next week’s fixtures Week 13 2nd November 2011 Eagle Bar v Dick’s Office Bar Garden bar v The Lord Webb Bar Maria 2 Bar v Thaiwaii Bar Muan Bar v Talk of the Town Bar Play Sports Lounge v Sunset Boulevard Bar

blue division League Table

League Table Team Maria 2 Bar Eagle Bar Garden bar Muan Bar Sunset B’levard Dolphin Bar The Lord Webb Talk of the Town Dick’s Office Play Sports Lge Thaiwaii Bar

P 11 10 10 11 11 11 11 10 9 9 11

W 10 8 6 6 5 3 4 4 3 2 0

D 0 1 3 0 1 3 1 1 1 1 0

L +/1 90 1 64 1 48 5 12 5 6 5 8 6 2 5 -18 5 -8 6 -20 11 -184

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Pts 20 17 15 12 11 9 9 9 7 5 0

Team TNT Bar JW Red King Bar A Pink Panther King Bar B All Nations Montri Headrock JW Black

P 8 7 8 8 8 8 6 8 7

W 6 6 6 5 4 4 2 1 0

L 2 1 2 3 4 4 4 7 7

green division results Week 9 26th October 2011 Billy’s Babes v London Bar n/a PP 13 - 6 Jungle Juice B Red Bar v Limelight n/a Sabai 9 - 10 Billys green division League Table +/- Pts 46 12 33 12 20 12 16 10 -12 8 -22 8 -12 4 -18 2 -51 0

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results Week 7 26th October 2011 Bobby’s Bar 14 - 4 Bob & Noks Dara Bar 8 - 10 Beach Hut Bar Lanla Bar 6 - 12 Bar Tender Maria’s Bar 9 - 9 Bobby’s Bar B Railway Tavern 9 - 9 The Squealing Pig Sinatras v Beer O’Clock Club n/a League Table

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Team Squealing Pig Beach Hut Bar Dara Bar Railway Tavern Bobby’s Bar Bar Tender Sinatras Bob & Noks Maria’s Bar Beer O’Clck Club Lanla Bar Bobby’s Bar B

P 7 7 7 7 7 7 6 7 7 6 7 7

W 5 5 4 3 4 4 3 3 2 1 1 0

D 1 0 1 3 0 0 1 0 1 2 1 2

L +/- Pts 1 18 11 2 28 10 2 30 9 1 12 9 3 32 8 3 -8 8 2 0 7 4 -6 6 4 -20 5 3 -14 4 5 -30 3 5 -42 2

next week’s fixtures Week 8 2nd November 2011 Bar Tender v Maria’s Bar Beach Hut Bar v Lanla Bar Beer O’Clock Club v Dara Bar Bob & Noks v Sinatras Bobby’s Bar B v Railway Tavern The Squealing Pig v

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P 8 8 7 8 6 7 8 5 5

W 8 7 4 3 3 3 3 0 0

L 0 1 3 5 3 4 5 5 5

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Pts 16 14 8 6 6 6 6 0 0

INTER-DIVISIONAL RESULT Montri v Papillon n/a next week’s fixtures Week 10 2nd November 2011 blue division JW Red v All Nations King Bar B v King Bar A Pink Panther v JW Black TNT Bar v Montri green division Billy’s Babes v Papillon PP v Limelight Red Bar v London Bar Sabai v Jungle Juice B INTER-DIVISIONAL Headrock v Billys

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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

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results Week 7 25th October 2011 DIVISION 1 99 Friends 18 - 0 CAT Karaoke All Nations A 7 - 11 Jaew Bar Buddy Bar 11 - 7 Paradise Jungle Juice 18 - 0 JW Red JW Black v CAT Club

DIVISION 2 CAT Discotek 2 - 16 Play Sports Lounge Dick’s Office A v Robin’s Rest n/a Muan Ladies v 99 Ladies n/a Scandic Bar A 5 - 13 All Nations B No game - CAT Jiggapik

DIVISION 1 table

DIVISION 2 table

Team Jungle Juice 99 Friends Buddy Bar JW Black Jaew Bar CAT Karaoke CAT Club All Nations A Paradise JW Red

P 6 6 6 5 6 6 4 5 6 6

W 5 5 5 4 4 3 1 1 0 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L +/- Pts 1 70 10 1 52 10 1 40 10 1 32 8 2 16 8 3 -14 6 3 -26 2 4 -50 2 6 -38 0 6 -82 0

Team Play Sports Lnge CAT Jiggapik All Nations B 99 Ladies CAT Discotek Robin’s Rest Scandic Bar A Muan Ladies Dick’s Office A

P 6 5 6 4 5 4 5 4 5

W 6 4 3 2 2 2 2 1 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L +/- Pts 0 62 12 1 36 8 3 24 6 2 -2 4 3 -12 4 2 -18 4 3 -20 4 3 -8 2 5 -62 0

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(all times Thailand) Predictions: 1=home win, 2=away win, 3=draw Saturday, 29 October 2011 premier league 3 Everton v Man Utd, 18:00 2 Chelsea v Arsenal, 18:45 1 Man City v Wolverhampton, 21:00 1 Norwich v Blackburn, 21:00 3 Sunderland v Aston Villa, 21:00 3 Swansea v Bolton, 21:00 1 Wigan v Fulham, 21:00 3 West Brom v Liverpool, 23:30 championship 1 Barnsley v Bristol City, 21:00 1 Birmingham v Brighton, 21:00 1 Crystal Palace v Reading, 21:00 1 Derby v Portsmouth, 21:00 3 Doncaster v Coventry, 21:00 3 Millwall v Ipswich, 21:00 2 Nott’m Forest v Hull, 21:00 3 Southampton v Middlesbrough, 21:00 3 Watford v Peterborough, 21:00 1 West Ham v Leicester, 21:00 1 Burnley v Blackpool, 23:20 scottish premier 2 Aberdeen v Rangers, 18:00 1 Celtic v Hibernian, 21:00 3 Dunfermline v Dundee Utd, 21:00 1 Hearts v Kilmarnock, 21:00 2 Inverness CT v Motherwell, 21:00 1 St Johnstone v St Mirren, 21:00

Featured Game champions league thursday, 3 November 2011 Villarreal v Man City, GpA, 02:45 While it seems that City’s ambitions for the Premier League are on course after their annihilation of closest rivals United, their Champions League hopes are not in such good shape. This game against Villareal is vital for both sides and a defeat for either will severely dent their chances of qualifying for the next stage. The Spanish side are struggling in La Liga and suffered a heavy defeat at the weekend in stark contrast to City, and in terms of confidence and momentum City must hold the edge, but their inexperience as a team in Europe compared to their opponents may count against them. On paper it should be a comfortable win for the English club, but we don’t think it will be that easy, and could well end in an unsatisfying (for the two teams and their fans) draw.

Above: Roberto Mancini may have every reason to look smug after last weekend but will Villareal wipe the silly grin off his face?

Sunday, 30 October 2011 premier league 1 Tottenham v QPR, 23:00

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Team Man City Man Utd Chelsea Newcastle Tottenham Liverpool Arsenal Norwich Stoke QPR Aston Villa West Brom Everton Sunderland Swansea Wolves Fulham Bolton Wigan Blackburn

P 9 9 9 9 8 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 8 9 9 9 9 9 9 9

GD 26 14 10 6 2 2 -3 -1 -4 -7 0 -2 -2 2 -5 -6 -1 -12 -9 -10

PTS 25 20 19 19 16 15 13 12 12 12 11 11 10 9 9 8 7 6 5 5

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championship 3 Leeds v Cardiff, 20:15 Tuesday, 1 November 2011 premier league 3 Stoke v Newcastle, 03:00 Wednesday, 2 November 2011 championship 2 Barnsley v Hull, 02:45 2 Burnley v Leicester, 02:45 1 Crystal Palace v Portsmouth, 02:45 2 Doncaster v Middlesbrough, 02:45 1 Millwall v Coventry, 02:45 1 Nott’m Forest v Reading, 02:45 1 Southampton v Peterborough, 02:45 3 Watford v Brighton, 02:45 1 West Ham v Bristol City, 02:45

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fergie time is over?

Injuries to key referees cost us, claims Ferguson

manchester, england After suffering their biggest home defeat since 1955, Sir Alex Ferguson has blamed his side’s humiliating 6-1 defeat by Man City on the Premier League’s inability to field a referee who is a Man Utd fan. Speaking after the match, he blasted “They outplayed us in all areas of the pitch when the referee didn’t intervene. There were times when they made us look stupid and yet the referee’s done nothing to protect us. Their lad David Silva was a different class, but the ref’s blatantly allowed him to stay on the pitch. It’s an absolute disgrace.” Ferguson highlighted the absence of their talismanic decision maker, Howard Webb as a key factor in the outcome of the game. “If Webbsy had been playing then

Left: A hair raising experience for Sir Alex Ferguson as he had to go into a crucial match without Howard Webb

Balotelli would have been sent off for blatantly getting into numerous goal-scoring positions,” Ferguson insisted. ‘And he would have spotted an offside for at least three of their goals. The fact that we didn’t get a penalty just shows you what we were up against.’ Man City manager Roberto Mancini disagreed with Ferguson’s

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