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hua hin, THAILAND The ongoing and rapid growth of Hua Hin and it’s surrounds has forever changed this once quiet village in several ways, many good, but any such expansion also inevitably attracts the bad elements of society. Only this week AWOL has heard (but been unable to confirm information) about an attack by a Thai teenager on a foreign lady in the Samorphong area, and there does appear to be more crimes and incidents involving foreigners as victims, but also sometimes as perpetrators. However it is very difficult for AWOL to get accurate and corroborated facts on most of these incidents, and this is where we would like to ask you for your help. If you witness, are a victim of, or hear about any incidents, small or large, violent, accidental or otherwise, we would like you to tell us about them. We can’t guarantee that it will go into print, but it will give us the chance to investigate further, as well as gain a broader perspective on what is happening here, which can then be passed on to you, our readers. Obviously the more information you can give us, such as full names, dates and times, precise locations and any police involvement (for example) the easier it will be for us to uncover possible stories that should be shared. In some instances we will not be able, or will be asked not to print a story due to a victim or family’s wishes, or a legal issue for example, and we must respect these situations, and if you supplied information to us we would also respect any requests made for anonymity, as we are acutely aware of the dangers that come from being the cause of either loss of face or business. Our aim would always be to try and present a fair and balanced account, and we hope that you can all help us do so. To submit information please email submissions@awolonline.net or call 081 649 8361. Thank you for reading AWOL.

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Local Forecast AND TIDES Low °C High °C High Tide Low Tide Saturday Periods of rain and a thunderstorm 26 33 8:33/ 19:12 1:37/ 13:51 Sunday Occasional rain and drizzle 25 33 9:16/ 19:19 2:02/ 14:24 Monday Mostly cloudy with some showers 26 32 10:08/ 19:24 2:32/ 15:00 Tuesday Cloudy with a couple of showers 26 32 11:15/ 19:08 3:05/ 15:44 Wednesday Occasional rain 25 31 13:07 3:45 Thursday Rain 25 29 15:28 4:36 Friday Rain 26 29 16:02 5:45 Please note that the tide times are a prediction so may not be completely accurate as local weather conditions can affect them Exchange Rates (15-09-11) TT Buying rate Currency Baht US Dollar 30.15 Pound Sterling 47.44 Euro 41.40 Japanese Yen 39.05 Malaysian Ringgit 8.99 Singapore Dollar 24.06 Brunei Dollar 23.33 Chinese Yuan 4.70 Indonesian Rupiah 3.09 Indian Rupee 0.55 Korean Won 0.02 Australian Dollar 30.76 New Zealand Dollar 24.50 Swiss Franc 34.23 Danish Krone 5.54 Norwegian Krone 5.30 Swedish Krona 4.48 Canadian Dollar 30.23 UAE Dirham 6.62 Bahrain Dinar 56.19 Omani Rial 53.36 Qatar Riyal 6.51 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

Useful Numbers Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 TAT 032 513885 Tourist Info. Centre 032 512 120 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018

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Gin greediness to grow soon rich Invites not to stock-jobbing The variety of contexts in which the term has been used seems to argue against it being derived from the roundness of robins. It is more likely that ‘Robin’ was attached to ‘round’ just as a pleasant-sounding alliteration. The currently used ‘ rotational’ meaning is independent of all of the earlier uses. This began in the 18th century as the name of a form of petition, in which the complainants signed their names in a circle, so as to disguise who had signed first. This was especially favoured by sailors not surprisingly, as mutiny was then a hanging offence. The term is recorded in the January 1730 edition of The Weekly Journal: “A Round Robin is a Name given by Seamen, to an Instrument on which they sign their Names round a Circle, to prevent the Ring-leader being discover’d by it, if found.” It may be that this derives from the French ‘rond rouban’, which was a similar form of petition, in which the names were written on a circle of ribbon. That’s an attractive and plausible notion, but there isn’t any actual documentary evidence to substantiate it. Another idea, again attractive at first sight, is that the term ‘ringleader’ derives from the person who was first to sign the circle of names on a round robin. That’s not likely, as the first use of ringleader is from well before 1730. The most frequent use of ‘Round Robin’ now is as the name of tournaments with rounds where everyone plays everyone else. This originated in the USA at the end of the 19th century. The earliest citation found of that is from the Official Lawn Tennis Bulletin, issued in New York in 1895: “The so-called round-robin tournament, where each man plays every other, furnishes the best possible test of tennis skill.”

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Across 1. European shortwinged hawk (7) 5. Type of duck (5) 7. Young male horses (5) 8. Middle East riding horse (4) 9. Porcupine (8) 11. Nocturnal wildcat (6) 13. Dog house (6) 16. Snake (8) 17. Crustacean (4) 20. Viper (5) 21. Aquatic predator (5) 22. Adult male chicken (7)

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Vic Hua Hin October Camp 2011 For more than twenty years, Patravadi Theatre in Bangkok has the tradition of making arts with young people and develops their potential. It’s art camp brings together various professional artists to teach and work with the participants. A showcase that brings together the teachers and students on stage and their family and friends in the auditorium will be the concluding highlight of each camp. Vic Hua Hin will continue the tradition in this October school break. It is an ideal way for students to spend their holidays. Two groups of aged 6-12 and 13 and above are offered. The October Camp 2011 costs 16,500 Baht for seven day classes with performance at Vic Hua Hin on the last day. For more information call 032 827 814.

Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www.

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TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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Honghu, China Eel removed from man’s bladder after entering penis during beauty spa An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man’s penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox beauty spa in China. Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood. The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures. Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin. But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder. ‘I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,’ the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said. ‘I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.’ Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

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Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel’s slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan. ‘The diameter of the urethra in a man’s penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,’ he said. Believe it or not, Nan’s case follows a similar incident when a 14-yearold boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery. In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy’s bladder. The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had ‘slipped from his hand and entered his urethra’. Hmmm... corby, england Demolition man Steven Magee breaks record for world’s biggest fry-up Steven Magee has managed to stuff himself with the world’s biggest English breakfast, containing a whopping 7,500 calories and weighing an incredible three kilos. Mr Magee, 29, has become the only person in six years able to defeat the humungous fry-up at the Hungry Horse cafe in Corby,

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Child’s bed and desk combo for sale. Bought at Index Mall and never used. Like new. Will sell for 15,000 baht obo. Contact ted at 0890288042 or ted@ searescue.org Hewlett Packard 2100N Colour Laser Printer for sale. 3000bt will get you the printer and a brand new black cartridge. You will need to purchase 3 individual colour cartridges but they last forever in any business or home office. Call Paul 0861 604 261 FUJI DIGITAL CAMERA Model S5700. 7.1 Mega Pixels, Telescopic lens, all singing and dancing, all leads etc 18 months old. 6000 baht. Call Peter on 084 753 6252 for more detail

General - sports A full set of Gallaway golf clubs including the original bag hardly used 9000 Baht Phone 0877736053 Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Brand new Spurs shirts - 2 very high quality Spurs shirts for sale, 1 medium and one xl. unopened,brand new. Bought to take home as presents but staying in Hua-Hin now so need to sell. 450 baht each or 800 baht for both. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email juliankosmar@hotmail.com Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade RAC muscleback forged irons 3-SW with S300 shafts. 12,000 bt and will include Taylormade R7 golf bag. I will also have the loft and lie adjusted to suit you so they are indeed Taylor Made for you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777 multi sport aquaglide (6 left). Lanai inflatable sailboat/ windsurfer/ kayak/ towable for 2 or 3 people. Plus 1 Big Sister for up to 8 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, 10-12,000 THB each ono. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@ hotmail.com pool cues for sale! Brand new and second hand. Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 or at Lucky Shot bar. Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313


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Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com One of a kind. Fully customised ‘53 Willies. Toyota drive train, automatic. Mag wheels. Bright yellow. 375.000b O.B.O. Call Dave @ 0852919738 TOYOTA TRD FACTORY sports suspension kitas new just. 14000km. Cost 30K sell 15,000 BHT. Shane 082 283 8902 or ask at Bobby’s Bar in Soi 102. 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Honda Steed 600 cc For Sale Honda Steed VLX 600 cc. Sold with book & Taxed until November, 98,000Bht Genuine 21,000kms on bike. Test drive welcomed, no offers for quick sale Contact Mick 085 297 3464 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email robertkein@gmail.com or call 085 351 8402 Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Renovated Steed in Harley colours of Black & Orange. Looks and runs like new. Rebuilt engine 2 years ago with genuine mileage of 19xxxkm. If you are looking for one and test ride this, you will buy it. Comes with sales invoice papers at 80,000bt but green book can be arranged. Call Paul 0861 604 261. Can email images. Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 Brand New green/black KLX 125cc dual purpose on road/off road motorcycle. Fully road legal with only 400KM on the clock. Paid Baht 84,000 with 2 years transferable theft insurance. 75,000 baht. Email peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk or Phone 086 166 9880 Suzuki steep for sale,2006,km 19300.run really well and fast.taxed and insured.green book. Price 22,000 baht. Call 086-2845055

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Property bungalow with pool in Khao Noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted European kichen, and everything built to European standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email property@awolonline.net, call 081 649 8361 or visit the AWOL Property section of the website. Condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq metre condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel, great for investment or for rentals, resort behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10, and near the new immigration office. 25 metre pool, gym, bar, restaurant, beautiful gardens, maintenance charge only 13,440 baht per year, condo has balcony overlooking Black Mountain, on the middle floor so cooler, and at the end so extra windows for air and light. Condo fitted with blackout blinds so can be made very dark for good nights sleep. owner has blue book and title deeds with owners name on them and full english translations. BARGAIN PRICE at only 1.1million baht. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361. LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661

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desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

Rentals Small house for rent., A two room house with kitchen, internet, furnished, 4,000b/ mth. Near Golden Place, Soi 39. Email:jim_coconuts@hotmail.com Condo for rent. 28sqm condo for long term rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort just behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, gym. 10,000 baht per month or 9,000 baht per month if condo is rented for 6 months or more with payment up front. Please email property@ awolonline.net or call 081 649 8361 LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com Rentals available in Hua Hin / Phuket. Short and long term available ranging from 20,000 - 140,000 Baht PCM. We are independent brokers with unlimited experience/expertise in this market and a network of developers/clients ready and waiting. Contact us with your requirements and we guarantee to find you the right choice. Email tonymoorhouse@googlemail.com

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results Week 8 12th September 2011 Bar Tender Ladies 6 - 6 Muan Ladies Bob & Nok’s Ladies 9 - 3 Lord Webb Ladies Bobbys Bangers Ladies 7 - 5 Ice Bar Ladies Dara Bar Ladies 3 - 9 Garden Bar Ladies Sunset B’vard Ladies 6 - 6 Papillon Ladies Talk / Town Ladies 8 - 4 Dolphin Bar Ladies The Power Girls 5 - 7 Railway Tavern Ladies League Table

results Matchday 23 9th September 2011 Eagle B 4 - 4 Sugar Cane JW Black 2 - 6 Eagle A Lucky Shot A 7 - 1 Dick’s Office A Papillon 5 - 3 Talk Of The Town Play Sports Lounge 5 - 3 JW Red Return Bar 2 - 6 Braze Head Tattoo Sunset Boulevard 4 - 4 Oasis Thaiwaii Bar 3 - 5 Dolphin Bar

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Team The Power Girls Bob and Nok’s Bobbys Bangers Talk of the Town Railway Tavern Lord Webb Muan Sunset B’levard Dara Bar Bar Tender

P 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8

W D 6 1 6 1 6 1 6 1 4 2 4 0 3 2 3 2 1 4 2 2

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Team Lucky Shot A Dolphin Bar Eagle A Thaiwaii Bar Oasis JW Black Braze Hd Tattoo Sunset B’levard Eagle B Talk of the Town

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JW Red

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fixtures Week 9 19th September 2011 Garden Bar Ladies v Dolphin Bar Ladies Ice Bar Ladies v Dara Bar Ladies Lord Webb Ladies v Bobbys Bangers Ladies Muan Ladies v Bob and Nok’s Ladies Papillon Ladies v Bar Tender Ladies Railway Tavern Ladies v Sunset B’d Ladies The Power Girls v Talk of The Town Ladies

P 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23

W 19 18 16 17 14 14 11 8 9 9

D L +/- Pts 1 3 78 39 1 4 58 37 4 3 64 36 2 4 54 36 6 3 56 34 3 6 40 31 4 8 8 26 9 6 10 25 5 9 -10 23 4 10 8 22

this week’s fixtures Matchday 24 16th September 2011 Braze Head Tattoo v Sugar Cane Dick’s Office A v Thaiwaii Bar Dolphin Bar v Papillon Eagle A v Sunset Boulevard JW Red v Eagle B Oasis v Lucky Shot A Return Bar v JW Black Talk Of The Town v Play Sports Lounge next week’s fixtures Matchday 25 23rd September 2011 Eagle B v Talk Of The Town JW Black v Braze Head Tattoo Lucky Shot A v Eagle A Papillon v Dick’s Office A Play Sports Lounge v Dolphin Bar Sugar Cane v JW Red Sunset Boulevard v Return Bar Thaiwaii Bar v Oasis

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HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

results Week 6 14th September 2011 Dick’s Office Bar v Play Sports Lounge n/a Dolphin Bar 11 - 7 Muan Bar Eagle Bar 11 - 7 Maria 2 Bar Thaiwaii Bar v Talk of the Town Bar n/a The Lord Webb Bar 8 - 10 Sunset Boulevard

blue division results Week 3 14th September 2011 JW Black 13 - 6 JW Red King Bar A 10 - 9 Headrock Montri 12 - 7 King Bar B TNT Bar 14 - 5 Pink Panther

next week’s fixtures Week 7 21st September 2011 Maria 2 Bar v Garden bar Muan Bar v Eagle Bar Play Sports Lounge v Dolphin Bar Sunset Boulevard Bar v Dick’s Office Bar Talk of the Town Bar v The Lord Webb Bar

blue division League Table

League Table Team Maria 2 Bar Eagle Bar Garden bar Sunset B’levard Muan Bar Thaiwaii Bar Dick’s Office Bar The Lord Webb Talk of the Town Dolphin Bar Play Sports Lnge

P 6 4 5 5 6 4 4 6 3 5 2

W 5 3 2 3 3 2 2 1 1 1 0

D 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0

L +/- Pts 1 24 10 0 18 7 1 0 6 2 0 6 3 -2 6 2 4 4 2 -6 4 4 -16 3 2 -2 2 4 -12 2 2 -8 0

Team King Bar A TNT Bar Pink Panther JW Red JW Black All Nations King Bar B Montri Headrock

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green division results Week 3 14th September 2011 Billy’s Babes 11 - 8 Red Bar Limelight 6 - 13 Billys London Bar 10 - 9 Sabai Papillon v PP n/a

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green division League Table +/- Pts 7 6 18 4 9 4 1 2 -7 2 -8 2 -9 2 -9 2 -2 0

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results Week 1 14th September 2011 Beach Hut Bar 11 - 7 Bar Tender Bob & Noks v Railway Tavern n/a Bobby’s Bar B 9 - 9 Beer O’Clock Club Lanla Bar 9 - 9 Sinatras Maria’s Bar 4 - 14 Bobby’s Bar The Squealing Pig 10 - 8 Dara Bar League Table

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Team Bobby’s Bar Beach Hut Bar Squealing Pig Beer O’Clck Club Bobby’s Bar B Lanla Bar Sinatras Bob & Noks Railway Tavern Dara Bar Bar Tender Maria’s Bar

P 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 1 1

W 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

D 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0

L +/- Pts 0 10 2 0 4 2 0 2 2 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 -2 0 1 -4 0 1 -10 0

next week’s fixtures Week 2 21st September 2011 Bar Tender v Beer O’Clock Club Bobby’s Bar B v Bob & Noks Dara Bar v Lanla Bar Railway Tavern v Bobby’s Bar Sinatras v Maria’s Bar The Squealing Pig v Beach Hut Bar

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Team Jungle Juice B Red Bar London Bar Papillon Billys Billy’s Babes Sabai PP Limelight

P 2 3 2 2 2 2 3 0 2

W 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 0 0

L 0 1 1 1 1 1 2 0 2

+/14 5 0 0 -2 -4 -5 0 -8

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INTER-DIVISIONAL RESULT Jungle Juice B 11 - 8 All Nations next week’s fixtures Week 4 21st September 2011 blue division All Nations v King Bar A Headrock v JW Black JW Red v Montri King Bar B v TNT Bar green division Billys v London Bar Jungle Juice B v Limelight PP v Billy’s Babes Sabai v Papillon INTER-DIVISIONAL Pink Panther v Red Bar

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results week 1 13th September 2011 DIVISION 1 99 Friends 15 - 3 All Nations A Buddy Bar 11 - 7 Jungle Juice CAT Karaoke 16 - 2 CAT Club JW Red 0 - 18 JW Black Paradise 3 - 15 Jaew Bar Team JW Black CAT Karaoke 99 Friends Jaew Bar Buddy Bar Jungle Juice All Nations A Paradise CAT Club JW Red

P 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1

W 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L +/- Pts 0 18 2 0 14 2 0 12 2 0 12 2 0 4 2 1 -4 0 1 -12 0 1 -12 0 1 -14 0 1 -18 0

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DIVISION 2 All Nations B 7 - 11 Robin’s Rest CAT Discotek 15 - 3 Dick’s Office A Play Sports Lounge 11 - 7 Muan Ladies Sabai Bar 3 - 15 99 Ladies Scandic Bar A 2 - 16 CAT Jiggapik Team CAT Jiggapik 99 Ladies CAT Discotek Play Sports Lnge Robin’s Rest All Nations B Muan Ladies Dick’s Office A Sabai Bar Scandic Bar A

P 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1

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D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L +/- Pts 0 14 2 0 12 2 0 12 2 0 4 2 0 4 2 1 -4 0 1 -4 0 1 -12 0 1 -12 0 1 -14 0

DIVISION 2 99 Ladies v CAT Discotek CAT Jiggapik v All Nations B Dick’s Office A v Scandic Bar A Muan Ladies v Sabai Bar Robin’s Rest v Play Sports Lounge

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A local golf event that has run for several years, meeting every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and providing results.

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Results: Friday 9 September 2011 at Palm Hills Front 9 - B.Anstee 21 pts. Back 9 - D.Bayley 16 pts. Overall - B.Anstee 34 pts.

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Results: 13th September - Springfield. A group Stableford. 26 entrants. 1st. Oon Heath 15hcp 38 pts. 2nd. Billy Porter 12 hcp 38 pts. 3rd. Tom Tucker 12hcp 37 pts. 4th. Cornelius Ringnalda 14 hcp 35 pts. B group Stableford. 12 entrants. 1st. Peter Oosterbaan 17hcp 39 pts. 2nd. Goi Porter 36hcp 37 pts. 3rd. Tum Ringmaldo 27hcp 37 pts. 4th. Ayyub Mian 17hcp 35 pts. Near pin No. 6 Billy Porter. No. 14 Hans Philipsen. 9th September - Banyan. 4 BBB Stableford. 34 entrants ( 17 teams ). 1st. Al Achermann+ Tim Dixon 41 pts. 2nd. Cornelius & Tum Ringnaldo 38 pts. 3rd. Peter Good + Sheila Bird 38 pts. Near pin No. 2 Darren Sellars, No. 15 Tum Ringnalda. Congratulations to Peter Adams for a Hole In One on the 17th forthcoming fixtures: Tues 20th Black Mountain HHGS MASTERS Fri 23rd Palm Hills Medal + S/ford

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RESULTS Monday 12 September Lakeview Stableford & Skins 21 entered 1st Bryan McLeod (12) 39 points 2nd Reto Vorburger (5) 38 points 3rd Mike Ford (16) 37 points 4th Mike Lord (10) 36 points Wednesday 14 September Palm Hills Strokeplay 15 entered 1st Duang Bach (22) 68 net 2nd Ole Ingerslev (14) 72 net 3rd Phil Simons (24) 72 net 4th Timo Ripatti (6) 75 net Forthcoming Fixtures Monday 19th Stableford & Skins at Lakeview C/D Wednesday 21st September Stableford at Black Mountain


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this week’s fixtures (all times Thailand) Key: 1=Home win, 2=Away win, 3=Draw Saturday, 17 September 2011 PREMIER LEAGUE 3 Blackburn v Arsenal, 18:45 3 Aston Villa v Newcastle, 21:00 1 Bolton v Norwich, 21:00 1 Everton v Wigan, 21:00 2 Swansea v West Brom, 21:00 1 Wolverhampton v QPR, 21:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 2 Millwall v West Ham, 18:30 1 Nott’m Forest v Derby, 19:00 2 Barnsley v Watford, 21:00 3 Blackpool v Cardiff, 21:00 2 Crystal Palace v Middlesbrough, 21:00 2 Hull v Portsmouth, 21:00 1 Leeds v Bristol City, 21:00 3 Leicester v Brighton, 21:00 3 Peterborough v Burnley, 21:00 1 Reading v Doncaster, 21:00 scottish premier 1 Dunfermline v Hibernian, 18:30 3 Aberdeen v Kilmarnock, 21:00 1 Dundee Utd v Inverness CT, 21:00 3 Hearts v St Mirren, 21:00 1 Motherwell v St Johnstone, 21:00

rugby world cup fixtures (all times Thailand) All games being shown on Star Sports (True Visions channel109). Please visit The Lord Webb in Khao Takiab or London Bar in Hua Hin (p 28) to catch the action. Saturday, 17 September 2011 Argentina v Romania, PlB, 10:30 South Africa v Fiji, PlD, 13:00 Australia v Ireland, PlC, 15:30 Sunday, 18 September 2011 Wales v Samoa, PlD, 10:30 England v Georgia, PlB, 13:00 France v Canada, PlA, 15:30 Tuesday, 20 September 2011 Italy v Russia, PlC, 14:30 Wednesday, 21 September 2011 Tonga v Japan, PlA, 14:30 Thursday, 22 September 2011 South Africa v Namibia, PlD, 15:00 Friday, 23 September 2011 Australia v USA, PlC, 15:30

Sunday, 18 September 2011 PREMIER LEAGUE 3 Tottenham v Liverpool, 19:30 2 Fulham v Man City, 21:00 3 Sunderland v Stoke, 21:00 1 Man Utd v Chelsea, 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Southampton v Birmingham, 21:00 scottish premier 3 Rangers v Celtic, 18:30 tuesday, 20 September 2011 CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Ipswich v Coventry, 01:45

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english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Man Utd Man City Chelsea Newcastle Stoke Liverpool Wolverhampton Aston Villa Wigan Everton QPR Arsenal West Brom Bolton Tottenham Sunderland Norwich Fulham Swansea Blackburn

P 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 4 4 4 4 3 4 4 4 4 4

GD 15 12 4 2 2 3 1 2 -1 0 -5 -7 -2 -4 -5 -2 -3 -3 -5 -4

PTS 12 12 10 8 8 7 7 6 5 4 4 4 3 3 3 2 2 2 2 1

FANTASY FOOTBALL Featured Game scottish premier Sunday, 18 September 2011 Rangers v Celtic, 18:30 Hampden Park, Glasgow The first (of three) scheduled meetings between the ‘Old Firm’, and as usual the two are locked together at the top of the table; however this match is often as much about the fans, who create a quite incredible atmosphere, not matched by many other derby games anywhere. This weekend will not see much police leave with not only this game, but on Saturday Millwall v West Ham, and on Sunday Spurs v Liverpool and Manchester United v Chelsea; any of them could have been our featured game, but this game in Scotland trumps them all. It is likely to be fast and furious as the fans’ frenzy affects the players; as with most derby matches the most likely outcome is a draw, but Rangers will have the edge over a Celtic side that has been a little erratic.

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hookers, jock straps and warm beer auckland, new zealand THERE have been fresh calls to detain Britain’s diehard rugby fans in New Zealand for the rest of their lives. Campaigners insist the move will free up UK pubs from thick-necked men drinking a pint of somebody else’s vomit while the sparsely populated country will give them plenty of room to swing their constantly exposed forearms. Sportologist Dr Wayne Hayes said: “I once went to New Zealand by accident. They will have millions of pointless acres of grass to charge up and down while sniffing vigorously at each other’s scrotums. “If we act quickly and quarantine the place we can turn it into a knucklescraping version of the Jurassic Park island, but instead of velociraptors it’ll be slow-witted, ruddy-faced men called ‘Ollie’.”

Bid to keep rugby fans in New Zealand

Left: A warning has been issued to be on the lookout for Ollie, who is rumoured to have stopped in Hua Hin on his way to the Rugby World Cup

The World Cup has lured rugby people from 20 countries across the world with the promise of 14 penalties a minute and the chance to drink warm, flat beer from plastic cups. Experts estimate it could be the biggest migration of insufferables since the Nazi invasion of Russia.

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Hayes added: “Conservationists have complained that New Zealand’s pristine environment will be damaged by such high concentrations of hilarious flatulence, but then again it coped pretty well with five long years of Orlando Bloom’s ghastliness.” In the meantime, meteorologists predicted that if the wind is blowing in the right direction, people on the coast of Peru should be able to hear a jaunty song about a woman called ‘Vagina’. The World Cup will continue until 23 October, or until everyone involved has died from an anus-related prank.

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