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Ban The Berks! French example inspires local campaign

hua hin, thailand Following the controversial legal moves in France to outlaw the ‘burqa’, the full face veil worn by some Muslim women, moves appear to be afoot in Hua Hin to make some new laws here to combat what is seen as a growing problem. However the targets for the proposed law changes are not the veiled Islamic women, and the demands are not for anyone to be uncovered; in fact it is quite the opposite. The ‘Ban The Berks’ campaign has been instigated by a group called ‘We Hate Overweight Rude EuropeanS’ (WHORES), who have long campaigned for European holidaymakers and expats to follow certain modes of behaviour and dress, such as; • Always wear something to cover the torso; • Never wear Speedo style swimming trunks;

• Never speak in a voice above 50 decibels; • Never query the price of a lady drink or bar fine; • Never wear socks with sandals.

Emboldened by the success in France of the campaign against the veil, WHORES have just issued a new list of demands which include: • The right to refuse entry to anyone who can’t see their toes when standing up straight; • Anyone who clicks their fingers to get service can lawfully have their bill doubled; • Claims made by foreigners to have once served in special forces, acted as spies or to have vast wealth to result in an immediate ‘ringing of the bell’. WHORES have also announced that they are planning street campaigns where anyone exhibiting any unwanted behaviour or dress will

be kidnapped, drugged and will wake up on stage at the Blue Angel cabaret show. A spokeswoman for the group said, “These foreigners cannot continue in the way they have; they come over here expecting to shag our girls (and boys) while showing absolutely no respect for our customs and culture. Next thing you know they’ll be demanding one year money back guarantees for faulty goods! We see ourselves as being on the front line and this is just the thin end of the wedge.”

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Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date

A pair of deadly kung fu sisters have given traditional dating the chop - to hold a challenge tournament where only the survivors will get the chance to date them. Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21, are to stage a three day fighting festival in Foushan, south east China, where only the toughest suitors stand a chance of getting through. 6

First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat. Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls’ masks and propose to them. ‘They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won’t be holding back. If they can’t beat us they aren’t worthy,” explained Lin. ‘We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all too weak. We could beat them easily,’ said Yin. ‘So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin - which was the way warrior princesses would find their men.’ But so far, only a trickle of brave contestants has come forward. ‘I’m a very good martial artist - but I’d want to see them with the masks off before I decided if I wanted to fight for them,’ said one doubtful suitor. west midlands, england 10 out of 10 for baby’s arrival A baby scored 10 out of 10 as she was born on the 10th second of the 10th minute of the 10th hour of October 10, 2010, it has been reported. Niamh Bond was not due for another eight weeks when she popped out on Sunday weighing 3lb 7oz at the Good Hope Hospital in Sutton Coldfield, West Midlands. Mum Keelie Hearne, 20, told reporters: “When I looked at the clock and even saw the 10 seconds as well I was gobsmacked.”

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• Cicada Street Dance Competition 2010! At Cicada Market in Khao Takiab, Hua Hin’s principle outdoor performance and arts venue throughout October. Starts Saturday October 9 and continues through 16, 23, and 30 October. Information (in Thai), at • ‘In Between’ at the Vic Hua Hin, Saturdays in October. The Vic Hua Hin’s show for the month of October is a medley of short pieces by some of Patravadi Theatre’s more interesting artists. ‘In Between’ will have five more performances, at 7:30 pm on Saturdays 9, 16, 23, and 30 October. Tickets are available at 500, 800, and 1000 baht, with a 50% discount for students. • Party at Souay Vista Social Club on Soi 94, on Saturday 16 October, starting at about 10 pm. Attendees will include cast and crew from the Vic Hua Hin’s production of ‘In Between’, including wonderfully talented musicians, acrobats, monologuists, and dancers. • Chez LouLou Jam Session, Wednesday 20 October. Series of weekly sessions starting Wednesday, 20 October from 8 to 11 pm. LouLou’s is on the ‘Railroad’ street, to the right as you look out from the railway station, next to the 7-11.

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Stage Shows and Special Performances • Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A wonderful place to spend an evening. • SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7:00 pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Recommended. They have their own theatre troupe, who are quite good. • Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 • Cabaret Show, Blue Angel Cabaret. Every night 8pm and 9:46pm. Midnight show on weekends. Something a little different.


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Nightly Music

• Ricardo Dioso, Classical Guitar Virtuoso: Fri/ Sat/Sun. nights 7 to 10pm @The Duke’s Restaurant • Jazz 4 Dinner with the Hua Hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday nights from 7 to 10 pm @ Rest Detail Hotel • Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Soi 51 between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Rds. • Piano Duo, Standards and Thai Songs Nightly from 8pm @Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant. Great fun, expect a crowd. • 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., starts 11 pm; High-energy Thai country and rock. • Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc. Tues, starts 8pm. • Live Music at Terrace 90 Restaurant. Every Fri/ Sat Night from 7 PM - No Cover Charge. • LukNam Band, LukNam Pub. Thai Country and Rock. Nightly 10pm until very late. It rocks. • Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri (guitar) and Maria (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. These guys are good. • Popular, Country, and Oldies. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm • Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm. Great fun, expect a crowd. • Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant. Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band. Classic Pop and Rock. Stone Head Tavern. Nightly from 9 pm. A talented group of Hua Hin veterans keep it swinging • Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists. • Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm. Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. They are quite good, and often have guest artists. • Modern Thai Popular Music, Thonglor Pub. Every night, from 9 pm ‘til closing

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• 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. • Blue Angel Cabaret, Central Hua Hin. Located just off Soi Bintabaht. From the Hilton, go down Bintabaht and turn right at the first (no-name) street. The Blue Angel is about 50 m down on the right. • Check Cheu Club, Hua Hin south-central . Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel • Coco 51 Restaurant, Hua Hin north side. Soi 51 at the beach, Hua Hin Tel 032 515597. • Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. • El Murphy’s Hotel, Central Hua Hin. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’ in the heart of the entertainment district. Tel 032 511525 • Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Road Soi 7. • Hilton Hotel, Central Hua Hin. Naresdamri Rd in the middle of Hua Hin’s tourist district. Tel 032 538999. • Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Hua Hin’s upscale men’s club. (Nice for ladies, too!) • Luknam Pub, Western Hua Hin. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. • Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Near Hyatt Regency. • Plearnwan Vintage Village, Hua Hin north side. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. You can’t miss it. It’s a really unusual building. • The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. • Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. 19/119 Soi Hua Hin 19. Tel: 032 547 733 • Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, on soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. Web www., email • Smoriang Pub, South-Central Hua Hin. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. • Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. • TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. • Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email • The Duke’s Restaurant, Hua Hin north side. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com • The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. Email • Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. • Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center, Nongkae (Southern Hua Hin). An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. To get there, proceed south on Petchkasem Road past the Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi. After the flyover, pass the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance say “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.



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General - sports Golf club set for sale. I have available a set of Callaway Steelhead X14 Pro Series irons in regular shaft, s set of Ben Hogan forged GCD irons with regular steel shafts, Nike Sasquatch Driver OR Taylormade Burner, 3wood & 5 wood Taylormade 300series, a choice of putters, a 56 degree sand wedge and a choice of two stand bags. Choose your set for 15,000 bt Tel Paul 0861 604 261

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Motoring - 4 wheels plus Mitsubishi Stada for sale. Selling this 2004, Super 2.8L, 4WD complete with bedliner, cargo box and four new tires. Super condition inside and out. Only 38,000kms. Comes with blue book and service history. THB 490,000.00. Email:’ orPhone 085 223 6022 Toyota Vios GT for rent. 2010 White Vios available for rent. 1000bt per day, 5000bt per week or 16,000bt per mth Tel Paul 0861 604261 MAZDA TRIBUTE SUV. 2004 MAZDA TRIBUTE SUV V6 AUTO ,112000 kms, many extras ,taxed and fully insured to September 2010. Test drive available,good condition. 499000. Baht. Call :0871 633394/089 667 1312..

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Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Electric blue Honda Steed with 16,000km for sale in good condition. Oil & water service every 2 months. New rear tyre & new clutch cable. 85,000bt without book or 100,000bt with the book. Available to view at Huahin Motorcycles, Soi 80 Tel Paul 0861 604261 bikes for sale. Suzuki Steep 4 years old,15300 km. Runs really well and fast. Taxed/insured until 05/11. Green book. Honda Sonic 6 years old, 31500 km. Very fast, perfect, serviced regularly, Green book, taxed/ insured ‘till 08/’11. Yamaha Nouvo Elegance, 2008, 9600 km, black-red colour. Taxed/insured, Green book, perfect. Stallion Buddy semi-auto, 125cc, 2009. Runs very well. Only 2000km. As new. Taxed/insured. Green book. Ask for pics. 28000 baht. Yamaha Fino green/black colour 2010, only 850km, as new, taxed/insured, Green book, excellent! Ask for pics.40000 baht.

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Join the AWOL forum Motorbike 4 rent daily-montly. We are located in the centre of Hua Hin and we are competitively priced, we have Fino’s, Scoopy’s, Gelato’s, Nouvo, Wave and Clicks all for rent 200 baht per day, 3000 baht per month. We can do a cheaper deal for long term, they are all in good condition, taxed & insured. Ex demo 125 cc dirt bike for sale. 4 months old, never driven off road. Baht 29,500 Tel 0818173000

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Property Nice 56sqm apartment 1 bedroom for sale in Hua Hin. 500m from the beach and 5 min from town. Only 2 years old. Fully furnished: kitchen, living room, 1 separate bedroom, bathroom, terrace, TV, air con., many cupboards. Located in superb complex with big swimming pool 25X10, fitness, restaurant, pool house, private parking, 24hr security, garden, laundry.. Asking price : 2.9m baht and another similar for 2.5m baht.For further info/photos please contact email philippe.rooman@gmail. com or tel. 080 659 6395 VERY NICE LAND FOR SALE. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. The land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 400,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700. CONDO FOR SALE TARA TARAA 5th Floor Mountain view , balcony , Pool and 3 min walk to the beach. In Farang name 2.850.000 bht or near offer. Tel Eng 0859308952 Tel Thi 0866655900 E.mail Beautiful land for sale. REDUCED TO SELL This well sought after development land with beautiful views and cool breezes from the hills of Black mountain Bordered by the Royal Queens private land Minutes to over ten golf courses and only 5 minutes to Hua Hin central Excellent road access Power and water available on site This 4 rai and 60 wah plot has chanote title 1,500,000 per rai Tel : 0852629992 Furnished house/ Company Spacious detached house on the prestigious Mongkol Resort, 4 km from Hua Hin on the Pala-U Road. INTERNAL. Ground Floor: Lounge, Diner, Kitchen, Hall. Formally seperated from each other, though in a spacious open plan layout. Also guest Bathroom. Fitted kitchen - European/Bar style. First Floor: Two large Bedrooms, all furniture fitted. Master Bedroom 28 sqm, spare Bedroom 16 sqm. Large dual access Bathroom, ensuite to Master Bedroom and accessable via Landing for spare Bedroom. Teak Parque Flooring on Stairs and in Bedrooms. All doors are teak. All window frames are aluminium. Air Conditioning throughout. EXTERNAL. Integrated Car Port with storage. Balcony, Terrace and small well established garden. Residents have free use of the Mongkol Resort Hotel swimming pool. THE PROPERTY IS PRICED AT ONE MILLION BELOW VALUATION. Price Baht 3,500,000.00. Email or phone 0861740871

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Rentals Looking for Pool Villa for long term rent. We are a Scandinavian couple looking for a nice house with private swimming pool somewhere in Hua Hin. The house needs to have a minimum of 3 bedrooms, and a big plot, as we have a dog. We are non smokers, and will take good care of the property. We are looking for a very good deal on a long term rent, if the price is right, from 12 to 24 months. Buy out later maybe if it is the right house. Price range is 20,000 to 30,000 THB a month. Pictures and information about the house and price can be sent to We are in Hua Hin from November. Condo for lease: Beautiful Palm Pavillion, next to beach, 2 br 2 bath, 128 sq. meters, magnificent sea views, two large balconies, gated entrance, 24 hour security, cctv, building wi-fi, large swimming pool, 5 minutes from center of Hua-Hin. Across the road from Hua-Hin Toyota. 30,000 baht per month. Owner will reduce rent if paid year in advance. Call 086 104 9412. Rent house. 4br/2baths, large living room, large kitchen and Den. 2 balconies - both large, front and back. Comes furnished. 15,000 month. 4 km from town centre. Call 080 244 6739. Beautiful 3 Bed/2 Bath Villa Hua Hin. Very close to city centre and beach. Fully furnished with Thai decor, A/C, full western kitchen, Plasma TV, DVD, stereo, and a swimming pool out the front french doors. Sleeps six comfortably. Available for rent by the day, week or month. Contact Craig by email,

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Team JW Red PP Red Bar Jungle Juice A Sabai Mai Tai JW Black Headrock Billys U-Turn

Team Jungle Juice B Limelight Lazy Daze A TNT Bar King Bar Men Int/l Butterfly London Bar Lazy Daze B King Ladies Billy’s Babes

P W L +/- Pts 2 2 0 20 4 2 2 0 14 4 2 2 0 10 4 2 2 0 8 4 2 1 1 -2 2 2 1 1 -8 2 2 0 2 -4 0 2 0 2 -8 0 2 0 2 -10 0 2 0 2 -20 0

P W L +/- Pts 2 2 0 12 4 2 2 0 10 4 2 2 0 6 4 2 1 1 2 2 2 1 1 -2 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 -3 0 2 0 2 -4 0 1 0 1 -7 0 2 0 2 -14 0

Next Week’s Fixtures Week 3 20th October 2010 Jub Jub Bar v Garden Bar 2 Oasis Bar v Eagle Bar Play Sports Lounge v Lord Webb Sunset Boulevard v Thaiwaii Talk of the Town v The White Swan Mr Dan’s Hua Hin 9-Ball League Results Week 11 11th October 2010 Dicks A 9 - 16 Dolphin Eagle Bar 2 18 - 5 Dicks B Kom Hom v Eagle Bar n/a Play Sports 17 - 10 Mr Dan A

Next Week’s Fixtures Week 3 20th October 2010 Green Division Blue Division Jungle Juice B v Lazy Daze A Billys v PP Lazy Daze B v Int’l Butterfly Bar Headrock v JW Red London Bar v Billy’s Babes JW Black v Red Bar TNT Bar v King Bar Men Sabai v Jungle Juice A U-Turn v Mai Tai Khao Takiab & Hua Hin Fun Mr Dan’s Hua Hin 8-Ball League Pool League Results Results Week 2 13th October 2010 Week 12 13th October 2010 Beer O’Clock Club 10 - 8 Beach Hut Boapa’s Place 2 - 10 Komhom Bob & Noks 9 - 9 Railway Tavern MrDanA 10 - 2 DicksB Bobby’s Bar 10 - 8 Dizzy Dolphin DicksA v Eagle Bar n/a CAT House 5 - 13 Dara Bar Play Sports v Maria Bar n/a

League Table

League Table

Team Eagle Bar 2 Dolphin Kom Hom Mr Dan A Play Sports Dicks A Eagle Bar Dicks B

P 11 11 10 11 9 10 10 10

W 9 8 5 5 4 3 3 2

D 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 0

L 1 3 4 6 4 6 7 8

+/70 43 6 -12 17 -35 -18 -71

Pts 19 16 11 10 9 7 6 4

Next Week’s Fixtures Week 12 18th October 2010 Dicks A v Eagle Bar Eagle Bar 2 v Dolphin Mr Dan A v Dicks B Play Sports Lounge v Kom Hom

Team Komhom Eagle Bar Boapa’s MrDanA DicksA Play Sports DicksB Maria Bar

P 12 11 12 12 11 11 12 11

League Table W 10 9 8 3 3 2 2 1

D 0 2 1 4 2 3 2 2

L 2 0 3 5 6 6 8 8

+/40 38 16 0 -20 -12 -34 -28

Pts 20 20 17 10 8 7 6 4

Next Week’s Fixtures Week 13 20th October 2010 DicksB v Boapa’s Place Eagle Bar v Maria Bar Komhom v DicksA MrDanA v Play Sports Lounge

Team Dara Bar Railway T Dizzy Dolph Bobby’s Bar Beer O’Clck Bob & Noks Beach Hut CAT House

P W D 2 2 0 2 1 1 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 1 0 1 0 1 2 0 0 1 0 0

L +/- Pts 0 10 4 0 8 3 1 2 2 1 0 2 1 -6 2 0 0 1 2 -6 0 1 -8 0

Next Week’s Fixtures Week 3 20th October 2010 Beach Hut Bar v Bobby’s Bar Dara Bar v Bob & Noks Dizzy Dolphin v Beer O’Clock Club Railway Tavern v CAT House 21


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Results 12/10/2010 Division 1 CAT A 3 - 15 Scandic Bar A JW Red 13 - 5 Lazy Daze Lucky Shot 8 - 10 JW Black Paradise v Jungle Juice n/a Thaiwaii 10 - 8 CAT House Division 1 League Table

Division 2 CAT Jiggapik 3 - 15 Sabai Bar Dick’s Office A 2 - 16 Play Sports Jaew Bar 15 - 3 Dick’s Office B Kom Hom 10 - 8 Scandic Bar B Scandic C 12 - 6 Kom Hom Ladies Division 2 League Table

Team Scandic A JW Black JW Red Paradise Jungl Juice CAT A Thaiwaii Lucky Shot Lazy Daze CAT House

Team Scandic B Sabai Bar Scandic C KH Ladies Dick’s B Kom Hom Jaew Bar Dick’s A Play Sports CAT Jiggap

P W D 7 6 0 7 5 0 7 5 0 6 4 0 6 3 1 6 3 0 7 2 1 6 2 0 7 0 2 7 1 0

L 1 2 2 2 2 3 4 4 5 6

+/- Pts 62 12 30 10 30 10 34 8 8 7 -2 6 -38 5 -26 4 -32 2 -66 2

Fixtures 19/10/2010 Division 1 CAT House v JW Red JW Black v Jungle Juice Lazy Daze v CAT A Lucky Shot v Thaiwaii Scandic Bar A v Paradise

P 5 5 7 6 5 5 7 5 4 5

W 4 4 4 3 3 2 2 2 1 0

L 0 1 3 2 2 2 5 3 3 4

+/- Pts 44 9 20 8 -14 8 -4 7 6 6 4 5 -2 4 -6 4 -24 2 -24 1

Division 2 Dick’s Office A v Scandic Bar C Jaew Bar v CAT Jiggapik Kom Hom v Dick’s Office B Scandic Bar B v Sabai Bar

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Results: 12th October - Palm Hills Throw out competition 1st Nung Cheaunil 39pts. 2nd Steven Bailey 36pts. 3rd Robert Laminit 34pts. 4th Timo Ripatti 33 pts. 5th Pailin Humphrey 33pts. 6th Fritz Schroeder 33pts. Near pin No. 3 Peter Dunne. No. 8 Ben amelsvoort. No. 11 Mike Humphrey. No. 15 Richard Denyer. 8th October - Black Mountain. Medal A Group 18 entrants: 1st Timo Ripatti 6hcp 68 net. 2nd Peter Good 18hcp 74net. 3rd Joe Sims 4hcp 77 net. Stableford B group 6 entrants: 1st David Buchan 23hcp 33pts. 2nd Tum 36hcp 33pts. Near pin No. 3 Wij Wijesena. No. 11 Ulf Sparvman. Next week’s fixtures: Tue 19th Lake View A/B Annual Matchplay/ Stableford Fri 22nd Dragon Hills Monthly Medal/ Stableford

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Individuals Top 10 Division 1 1 Mark JW Red 2 Cop Scandic Bar A 3 Golf Scandic Bar A 4 Dick Paradise 5 Dicky JW Black 6 Oil Jungle Juice 7 Boy Thaiwaii 8 Ball CAT A 9 Rune Scandic Bar A 10 Steve Paradise

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Top 6 Division 2 1 Jim Dick’s Office B 2 Stue Scandic Bar B 3 Ankana Scandic Bar C 4 Jaew Jaew Bar 5 Poo Jaew Bar 6 Daeng Scandic Bar B

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Results: October 13th Lake View AB - 3 man texas scramble 9 teams entered High Medium & Low handicaps 1st P Williams (2) M Lord (11) H Lewis 23, 2nd M Batt-Rawden (7) D Rawlings (16) J Fridberg (18), 3rd C Miller (5) G Ross (15) J Anstee (22) October 11th Lake View AB - medal 23 players 1st Geoff Batt-Rawden (7) nett 65, 2nd Alan Rawson (14) nett 69, 3rd Craig Miller (5) nett 69 October 10th Lake View AB stableford 17 players 1st - John Anstee (23) - 39pts, 2nd - Reto Vorburger (7) - 38pts, 3rd - Geoff Batt-Reawden (7) - 36pts October 10th Palm Hills - stableford 16 players front 9 - Don Bayley back 9 - Don Bayley, Jim Lynch overall - Don Bayley Forthcoming Fixtures Mon Oct 18th Stableford & Skins at Lake View CD from 10am Wed Oct 20th Stableford at Palm Hills from 10am Friday Oct 22nd - Palm Hills

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Fixtures and Predictions (all times Thailand) Saturday, 16 October 2010 Arsenal v Birmingham, 21:00 The Gunners have been scoring a lot of goals at home and we don’t expect much different here - home win. Bolton v Stoke, 21:00 On paper an unattractive fixture but there will be plenty of endeavour that we think will end in a draw. Fulham v Tottenham, 21:00 Draw specialists Fulham will once again look to stymie their opposition and we think these two injury hit sides will draw. Man Utd v West Brom, 21:00 Surprise package West Brom will be hoping to get something from this game but we can’t see them succeeding - home win. Newcastle v Wigan, 21:00 Wigan have been pretty tight on the road so we have a horrible feeling this will be a goalless draw. Wolves v West Ham, 21:00 The bottom two battle it out and it will be an interesting game, with the Hammers likely to counter attack at speed after being battered for long periods. Away win. Aston Villa v Chelsea, 23:30 Villa have been solid at home but this will be a big test for them; there will probably be only one goal in it and we are predicting Villa to get it. Sunday, 17 October 2010 Everton v Liverpool, 19:30 What a moment for the Merseyside derby, as Liverpool reel from crisis

Premier League Table Team P GD Pts 1 Chelsea 7 21 18 2 Man City 7 6 14 3 Man Utd 7 7 13 4 Arsenal 7 7 11 5 Tottenham 7 2 11 6 West Brom 7 -3 11 7 Stoke 7 -1 10 8 Aston Villa 7 -3 10 9 Blackpool 7 -4 10 10 Fulham 7 1 9 11 Sunderland 7 0 8 12 Bolton 7 -1 8 13 Blackburn 7 -1 8 14 Wigan 7 -9 8 15 Newcastle 7 0 7 16 Birmingham 7 -3 7 17 Everton 7 -1 6 18 Liverpool 7 -4 6 19 Wolverhampton 7 -5 5 20 West Ham 7 -9 5

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london, england ENGLAND’S football chiefs have declared last night’s 0-0 draw null and void after failing to find Montenegro in their 1959 Atlas Of The World. They have called on UEFA to investigate where last night’s team actually came from, amidst fears of a repeat of last year’s calamitous tour of SuperMarioLand. An FA spokesman said: “This is all a ruse by a collection of Eastern European countries to make us look like a bunch of tits. “’Montenegro’ doesn’t sound remotely like a real country. It sounds like a Dick Emery character they’d never get away with on television any more.” Suspicions were first raised when team manager Zlato Kranjcar was unable to confirm the correct term for somebody from Montenegro, alternating between ‘Montenegrecians’ and ‘Monte-’N’-words’. The flag given to Wembley staff

and free kicks. He added: “We were unprepared and did not know whether to insult their food, their weather or their implied institutional homosexuality. We were also expecting them all to be black. It will be much easier in our next game against the sheep-raping dwarves.” The makers of Gefürtstänner Export will be understandably furious appeared to be the crest from a bottle of German beer and the CD of the national anthem, entitled ‘Oj Svijetla Majska Zoro’, later turned out to be a Polish copy of the soundtrack to the 1998 film The Mask Of Zorro. Fabio Capello also feels that England struggled to overpower their opposition as the players were unaware of what racial slurs to mutter at them during corners

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