S magazine sunday express 30 april 2017

30 April 2017

Kristina Rihanoff The Strictly star on her perfect wedding

Sian Williams Why she is living life to the full

Easy exercise Just twice a week is all you need

Win! Win! Win! ÂŁ1,000 with our prize crossword

Fast track Get ahead in the style stakes

Contents 30 April 2017

COVER: STYLING: SALLY-ANNE ARGYLE / PHOTOGRAPHS: DAN WILLIAMS / STYLIST’S ASSISTANT: SIAN O’DONNELL / HAIR AND MAKE-UP: CAROLYN WREN USING GIORGIO ARMANI / MODEL: KAJSA AT NEXT / SHOT AT KREMLIN COTTAGE STABLES IN NEWMARKET, THE YARD OF RACEHORSE TRAINER HUGO PALMER

Fashion

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What’s hot in the shops this week 8 Focus Fall in love with romantic floral embroidery 10 Easy rider It’s off to Newmarket for odds-on fashion favourites 32 In the closet TV presenter Vogue Williams reveals her style secrets

The things they say...

Lifestyle 31 Living the dream With spectacular scenery and sights, the Dominican Republic is a slice of Caribbean heaven 38 Victoria’s best Victoria Gray makes a natural selection of rattan accessories 40 Interiors Take a grand tour around the beautiful home of TV interior designer Claire Rendall 44 Food Slam in the lamb for a fabulous spring feast 51 Wine Jamie Goode enjoys the bouquet of the world’s most aromatic whites 53 Gardens Alan Titchmarsh does the spadework for a kitchen garden

People 20 Life as I know it With news presenter Sian Williams 22 Kristina Rihanoff The ex-Strictly star on dancing, dream weddings and having a baby at 38

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“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing” Benjamin Franklin (1705-1790)

26 26 A new leaf How writer John Marrs became a success story by self-publishing 28 Levison Wood The dashing explorer with legions of female fans has no plans to marry any time soon 58 My favourite photo Sue Holderness fondly recalls filming Only Fools And Horses

Regulars 7 First look The hottest tickets in town 18 Beauty Skin peels to reveal a glowing and youthful complexion 34 Health Why two exercise sessions a week is all you need

Editor Margaret Hussey Art Director Greg Anderson Supplements Picture Editor Karen Vowles Picture Editor Sarah White Production Editor Jan Brierley Features Editor Nicole Carmichael Lifestyle Editor Victoria Gray Fashion Director Paula O’Connor Deputy Fashion Editor Sally-Anne Argyle Commissioning Editor Laura Mulley Beauty Editor Amy Packer Literary Editor Charlotte Heathcote Feature Writer Kirsten Jones Junior Stylist Sian O’Donnell Chief Sub Editor Jennifer Omoerah Sub Editors Neil Porter, Bridget Rowan Contributing Designer Tim Holland Junior Picture Researcher Maya Bedford S Magazine is published by Express Newspapers, Second Floor, Northern & Shell Building, 10 Lower Thames Street, London EC3R 6EN. © Express Newspapers 2017

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By Jane O’Gorman and Dr Rosemary Leonard 54 Hot off the press All the latest page-turners 57 Fiction A story by novelist Rachel Abbott 59-74 Switch on The week on TV and radio 77 Be a winner Brilliant short breaks in the UK could be yours 79 Mindy Hammond Chickens are on the run at Hammond Towers when an old adversary comes calling...

81 Stars Russell Grant predicts your week 82 The £1,000 crossword Pit your wits against our prize puzzle

On the cover: Cashmere and lurex sweater, £350, Genevieve Sweeney (genevievesweeney. com); trousers, £34.99, H&M (0344 736 9000, hm.com)

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There’s something for every budget in this week’s must-have selection Compiled by Laura Mulley

FITS TO THE LETTER Ridley’s Jigsaws framed puzzles, £20 each, Wild & Wolf (01225 789909, wildandwolf.com)

WE’RE JAMMIN’ Sticky leek jam, £3.05, Tracklements (01666 827044, tracklements.co.uk)

PRETTY AS A PICTURE Photo album, £35, Sara Miller London (saramiller.london)

HIGH SOCIETY Heels, £85, Dune (0333 240 73 06, dune.co.uk)

CLAWS CÉLÈBRE Apron, £20, Cath Kidston (0333 320 2663, cathkidston.co.uk)

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MAGIC WANDS Bottlelight LED light wands, from £21.99 each, The Fowndry (01295 267439, thefowndry.com)

HOME TWEET HOME Birdhouse, £6, George Home at Asda (0800 952 0101, george.com)

LET YOUR EARS DO THE TALKING Atlas circle stud earrings, £42, Wolf & Moon (wolf-and-moon.com)

WHEELS ON FIRE Echo medium suitcase, £59, Revelation! (020 3096 1000, revelationlondon.com)

TAKE IT EASY Indoor/outdoor pouffe, £140.50, Hutsly (hutsly.com)

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IN THE SWING Droog Swing with the Plants, £319, Amara (0800 587 7645, amara.com)

SWEET DREAMS Lulla Doll babies’ sleep companion, £49.99, John Lewis, Kiddicare and Mothercare

PLAY TIME TechSixty Four Gator children’s smart watch, £99, John Lewis and Amazon

FIT FOR A PRINCE The Happy Prince by Oscar Wilde, £10.95, Express Bookshop (see page 81)

PINK LADY B14 mini bag, £99, Coccinelle (coccinelle.com)

COOL BRITANNIA Ladurée box of eight London macarons, £17, Harrods (0333 300 1000, harrods.com)

LISTEN UP i.am+ Buttons headphones, £169.95, Amazon and Dixons Travel

WATER BABY Frida bikini top, £24; bottoms, £20, both Figleaves (0345 401 2014, figleaves.com)

BULLDOG SPIRIT Bulldog gin, £22, Ocado (0345 656 1234, ocado. com)

HIDE AND SLEEK Aspen laptop sleeve, from £81, Buckle & Seam (buckleandseam.com)

GOOD CALL Galaxy S8 smartphone, £689, Samsung (0300 726 7864, samsung.com/uk)

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A BUG’S LIFE Anne Klein gold-plated brooch set, £32, WatchShop (0800 024 8794, watchshop.com)

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Treat your taste buds at Knowsley Hall, be in the running to help Macmillan Cancer Support and enjoy shopping in style at Carnaby Street Compiled by Kirsten Jones

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Dust off your trusty running shoes – Macmillan Cancer Support needs your help.

The charity is inviting you to OutRun the month of May in a 31-day running challenge. It doesn’t matter what your age or ability is – set yourself a target distance and meet your goal one run at a time while raising money for those affected by cancer. Sign up at out-run.org.uk.

GO TO

Everyone deserves a slap-up feast and there’s no setting more fabulously grand than Knowsley Hall, home of the Earl and Countess of Derby. The stately home in Prescot, Merseyside, has just opened its doors for a series of Exquisite Evenings to sample gastronomic delights created by executive chef Paul Macnish. His imaginative five-course tasting menu is paired with the highest quality wines and costs £95. I loved the Chicken of the Sea – whiting, artichoke consommé, red quinoa, chicken floss and Baeri caviar. Dinner guests can also stay at the hall. The next Exquisite Evening is on May 19. Call 0151 489 4827 or visit knowsley.com.

MUST haves Gripping short stories, a Marvel movie and a laughout-loud film will keep you engrossed S MAGAZINE ★ 30 APRIL 2017

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2 Chris Pratt returns as Star-Lord/Peter Quill in this Marvel sequel. Space heroes Gamora (Zoe Saldana), Baby Groot (Vin Diesel), Rocket (Bradley Cooper) and co reunite in the cosmos to unravel the mystery behind the Star-Lord’s father. It’s in cinemas now.

VISIT

Whip out your shopping wish list – Carnaby Style Night is back in the capital. For one night only on Thursday, from 5 to 9pm, Carnaby Street is treating us to 20 per cent off more than 100 brands. Get your fashion fix and discount beauty treats, have your hair snipped and enjoy discounts at Dirty Bones, Pizza Pilgrims and more. Visit carnaby.co.uk.

BOOK

Tear the children away from the TV to meet CBeebies stars Igglepiggle, Upsy Daisy and friends for real.

They’re jumping out of the telly and on to a stage near you. In The Night Garden Live brings the magic to life with costumes, puppets, music and, of course, snaps with the little ones. It’s running until August and starts in London on May 25. Tickets cost from £12.50. Use the code EARLY855 to get up to £5 off. Book now at nightgardenlive.com or call 0330 120 0123.

I’d Die For You: And Other Lost Stories Delve into the unpublished short stories of F Scott Fitzgerald, iconic author of The Great Gatsby. The uncut gems include 16 finished stories and one that’s unfinished, offering a fascinating insight into his literary art.

It’s out on Tuesday, priced £16.99. See Express Bookshop on page 81.

Why Him? When Ned (Bryan Cranston) visits his daughter at college, he meets his biggest nightmare – her billionaire boyfriend (James Franco), who plans to propose. Watch their battle of wits from the comfort of your sofa when the comedy is released on Blu-ray and DVD tomorrow.

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Off-the-shoulder blouse, £45, Studio by Preen at Debenhams (0344 800 8877, debenhams.com)

Shirt, £220, Sportmax Code; skirt, £49, Dickins & Jones, both at House of Fraser (020 7003 4000, houseoffraser. co.uk); heels, stylist’s own

New thr Floral embroidery adds the finishing touch for spring

Dress, £45, Simply Be (0345 071 9018, simplybe.co.uk) 8

Shopper bag, £18, Matalan (0333 004 4444, matalan.co.uk)

Denim skirt, £45, Oasis (oasis-stores.com) S MAGAZINE ★ 30 APRIL 2017

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Off-the-shoulder blouse, £25, Marks & Spencer (0333 014 8000, marksandspencer.com)

Gingham puff-sleeve blouse, £27.99, New Look (0344 499 6690, newlook.com)

Mini skirt, £24.99, New Look (as before)

reads Compiled by Sally-Anne Argyle

Denim jacket, £68, Asos (asos.com)

Platforms, £59, Miss Selfridge (0344 984 0263, missselfridge.com)

Shirt, £28, Next (0333 777 8000, next.co.uk) S MAGAZINE ★ 30 APRIL 2017

Sheer dress, £45, Topshop (0344 984 0264, topshop.com) 9

This page: Top, £120, 2NDDAY (2ndday.com); trousers, £75, Asos (asos.com); scarf, from a selection at Rokit (rokit.co.uk); ribbon (worn around waist), from a selection at John Lewis (03456 049049, johnlewis.com) Facing page: Cashmere and Lurex sweater, £350, Genevieve Sweeney (genevievesweeney.com); trousers, £34.99, H&M (0344 736 9000, hm. com). Shot at Kremlin Cottage Stables in Newmarket, the yard of racehorse trainer Hugo Palmer

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FASHION

Racing silks Luxe fabrics turn heads at Newmarket, the home of horse racing, with The Jockey Club Styling by Sally-Anne Argyle Photographs by Dan Williams S MAGAZINE ★ 30 APRIL 2017

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FASHION

Flare-sleeve blouse, £29, Topshop (0344 984 0264, topshop.com); front-zip breeches, £125; riding boots, £349.99, both Ariat (01367 242818, ariat.com); Ventair Deluxe helmet, £98, Champion; Bayham gloves, £35, Toggi, both at Finest Brands International (0113 270 7000, finestbrands.co.uk); ribbons, from a selection at John Lewis (03456 049049, johnlewis.com); rosette, stylist’s own.

Horse: Starluck at the National Heritage Centre (palacehousenewmarket.co.uk) S MAGAZINE ★ 30 APRIL 2017

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Sheer panel dress, £65; frill mules, £72, both Topshop (0344 984 0264, topshop.com); belt, £125, Aquascutum (020 3096 1851, aquascutum.com).

Shot at Kremlin Cottage Stables in Newmarket, the yard of racehorse trainer Hugo Palmer

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FASHION

Blazer, £65, Topshop (0344 984 0264, topshop.com); silk top, £240,

By Malene Birger at Very Exclusive (0344 755 1000, veryexclusive.co.uk); silk shorts, £17.99, H&M (0344 736 9000, hm. com); cord (worn around waist), from a selection at John Lewis (03456 049049, johnlewis.com); rosette, stylist’s own; leather gloves, £49, Dents (01985 212291, dents.co.uk). Horse: Vroom trained by Gay Kelleway at the Rowley Mile racecourse 16

Stylist’s assistant: Sian O’Donnell Photographer’s assistant: Liam Prior Hair and make-up: Carolyn Wren using Giorgio Armani Model: Kajsa at Next Shot on location at The Jockey Club’s Rowley Mile racecourse in Newmarket, the home of horse racing, where the QIPCO Guineas Festival takes place on Saturday May 6 and Sunday May 7.

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Day 2 Osborne House Your first visit today is to St Mildred’s Church in Whippingham, which had close links to the Royal Family. After time here, visit fascinating Osborne House, Queen Victoria’s private family home. You are at leisure to explore the exquisite state rooms and private royal apartments for a glimpse into Victorian life. Discover its vast manicured gardens or even make your way down to the private beach, recently opened to the public. It is home to the fully restored ‘bathing contraption’ used by Queen Victoria when she wished to swim, which was led into the sea via a system of ramps.

Day 3 Godshill Enjoy a panoramic tour around the island today, taking in some of the Isle of Wight’s best and most beloved attractions. Begin at the stunning cliffs of Needles Park, where you can admire the lighthouse and ocean vistas. Then continue to Yarmouth to admire the views from its charming harbour. Later visit Carisbrook Castle, enjoying an introductory talk on arrival before ending the day at the charming village of Godshill.

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Turn back time Derma-peeling sounds harsh but the results are amazing, says our Beauty Editor

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his might not be the thing for a beauty editor to admit, but I’m a bit of a wuss when it comes to the strong stuff. In the 15 years since it moved from neurotoxic protein to wrinkle paralyser, I’ve never been remotely tempted by Botox, while the idea of fillers (and the potential of a trout pout) leave me running for the hills.

If celebrities who can afford the best doctors in the world simply look like they have had work done (we always know when something has been tweaked – it’s never so good you can’t tell) what hope is there for those of us whose budgets only stretch to high-street services?

Even skin peels used to make me nervous. The infamous scene from Sex And The City in which Samantha turns up to Carrie’s book launch with a face the colour of a baboon’s backside was enough to persuade me that acid was best left in car batteries.

This reticence can probably be traced back to my mid-twenties when, from nowhere, I experienced a three-year breakout of adult acne.

Having spent the previous seven years happily slapping on any products that were sent my way, I decided it was time to pare back and have avoided anything too science-y ever since (think retinols and lactic acid). Luckily for me, there are always plenty of people queuing up to test things out for this column on my behalf.

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Then, over lunch recently, I found myself listening to a lovely lady from Lancôme extolling the virtues of its new Visionnaire Crescendo

Progressive Night Peel (£60; nationwide). Now firmly the wrong side of 35, the idea of brighter, younger-looking skin, diminished wrinkles and improved texture was certainly appealing. Best of all, this peel is done gradually over a period of four weeks with no downtime.

Even a refusnik like me could be persuaded to give that a go. Plus, I figured, I could stop at any time if I didn’t like what was happening.

The product comes in a doubleended pump dispenser. Phase one for the first 14 nights is low intensity, using natural fruit acids and quinoa husk extract (the superfood can exfoliate too, apparently) in order to eliminate the top layers of dead skin cells and boost renewal.

I was ridiculously nervous on the first night, cleansing and then applying three pumps of the runny orange liquid everywhere except near my eyes or on the lips. I didn’t get the tingle or burn I’d anticipated, though my skin felt and looked momentarily reddened. By morning, my complexion was marginally brighter and a little softer, but it wasn’t going to cause any head turns around town.

A week in and I was beginning to wonder if this first fortnight was doing anything at all. Nothing really seemed to have changed. But when you’re seeing something all the time, you don’t notice incremental change. So it was only on day 10, when my mother remarked how well I was looking, that I knew it was working.

Phase two, or the “acceleration phase”, is a dark-green liquid that contains 10 per cent acid – 0.5 per cent salicylic acid and 9.5 per cent glycolic acid. These active ingredients are loved by dermatologists and this is the highest dose allowed in at-home treatments.

Two days later and my chin was breaking out in a way it hadn’t for a decade, while the whole area felt itchy and irritated. I did what anyone in the same situation would do – I turned to Dr Google. A good bit of searching later, I discovered this was known as the “purging” phase of a peel that some people will experience. Essentially, as your skin turnover is sped up, it brings impurities to the surface much faster than usual – and all at the same time. While some advised stopping immediately, others said to push on through, which was the way I decided to go after chatting

to a dermatologist friend. Basically, I didn’t want to stir everything up without completing the process properly or the problem would remain festering just under my skin.

Thankfully, the perseverance paid off and within a week most of the problem had resolved itself – the unpleasant sensation was entirely gone and most of the blemishes had vanished.

But in their place was the sort of flaking you would normally only see after seven days without sun protection in the Sahara. While most of my face was fine, my chin looked like desiccated coconut. And I had a wedding to go to. Luckily, it wasn’t anything that couldn’t be (largely) disguised with a generous dollop of moisturiser.

The last few nights were pretty uneventful and once the flaking had subsided (48 hours after the final application on day 28), I was mightily impressed with the results.

My skin feels so much silkier to the touch and the wrinkles between my brows (the ones that come courtesy of being a glasses wearer) are less obvious. I was amazed to find that the acne pitting I have lived with for a decade had been considerably reduced – something I hadn’t expected at all – while my skin has a new glow about it.

Almost a month on and the compliments keep coming. Should I admit I already have another bottle stashed away so I can do it all again in a few months’ time?

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For beginners

O Elemis Papaya Enzyme

Peel (£32; 0117 316 1888, elemis.com). More of a 10-minute mask than a peel, Used twice weekly, this contains fruit enzymes to leave skin radiant.

For mature skin

O Decléor Prolagène Lift & Brighten Peeling Gel (£48; 0800 389 0349, decleor.co.uk).

This rinse-off textured gel acts in just five minutes to exfoliate and firm.

L-Proline Complex stimulates the manufacture of collagen while hyaluronic acids hydrate and plump.

For sensitive skin O Philosophy

The Microdelivery Overnight Antiaging Peel (£65; 0345 070 8090, boots.co.uk).

Gentle yet effective, this uses glycolic, lactic and salicylic acids to micro-exfoliate while bisabolol and oat kernel extract counteract potential irritation.

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Life as I know it

Sian Wil iams

Channel 5 news presenter Sian, 52, has two grown-up sons from her first marriage and two children with husband Paul Woolwich Words by Paula Kerr

Not a lot of people know this but I’m very good at... ice skating. Well, good-ish. Me and my friend Joanne used to go to the Brighton ice rink on a Saturday afternoon and the muscle memory seems to still kick in – eventually.

My best friend is… my husband. He’s supportive and brave, and he always gently pushes me to do things that I’d wimp out of if he wasn’t there.

My nickname is… Stan. It’s come from an occasion when someone couldn’t pronounce Sian.

The bravest thing I’ve ever done is… write a very personal and raw book, Rise, about a time in my life that hurt, in order to try to help someone else through theirs.

My favourite TV show is...

Broadchurch.

I loved series three.

My perfect evening is... kids in bed, glass of wine, something special on the box, under the blanket on the sofa and no work in the morning.

I’d like to say sorry to... those I should have called when they were in need, but who I didn’t hear properly.

My first kiss was... with Simon Lloyd on a patch of wasteland. It was sloppy, I was rubbish and he was gorgeous.

My biggest regret is... not spending enough time with my mum. We had some brilliant, giggly days but not enough of them. She died very suddenly of cancer a few years ago.

The one thing I’d change about myself is... to stop worrying about what other people think of me. I’d like to be braver and bolder.

The best thing my parents taught me was... kindness. It was such an important lesson.

The last time I cried was… quite recently, hearing a song on the radio which suddenly brought back childhood memories of me and Mum, cooking in a sunny kitchen and listening to Jimmy Young on Radio 2.

The first record I ever bought was…

Golden Brown by The Stranglers.

It’s not good for my image but I like... weeding. There’s something very therapeutic about gardening.

My greatest weaknesses are... red wine and dark chocolate.

If I could pass any law I would... give everyone who needed it, free and immediate access to mental health support.

I drive... a Skoda. It was recommended by my brilliantly practical dad, who used to build classic cars and who told me they rarely let you down.

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“The best day of my life was when our son Seth was resuscitated”

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The shop I can’t walk past is… the department store John Lewis. There’s always something I think I need and the staff are lovely, so I’m drawn in.

The most expensive thing I’ve ever splashed out on is… our home. Although the bank still owns most of it.

My perfect Sunday is... a run on a spring day with a friend, followed by a good lunch, walking by the sea with the family and a fish and chip supper to round it off.

My favourite place in Britain is... St David’s on the Pembrokeshire coast – or Applecross in the Highlands – or Studland Bay in Dorset.

One of those three.

My last holiday was… during February half-term. It involved driving from Kent to France for a day trip to Disneyland Paris – up at 4am and back at midnight.

And we didn’t even see Mickey Mouse, but the children still loved it.

I’m currently reading... academic research for my next book about building resilience skills in children.

The best day of my life was… when our son Seth, who was born blue and flat, was resuscitated and I came out alive from emergency surgery to hold him.

If I had half an hour left on Earth… I’d hug my family close and tell them how much they are loved.

Sian is a motivational speaker for Fitter Stronger Retreats. The next one is at Chewton Glen next month. For more information, call 01732 824443 or visit fitterstronger.org.

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Strictly business Dancing queen Kristina Rihanoff proves that everyone can get in step Words by Kirsten Jones

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f TV’s Strictly Come Dancing has taught us one thing, it’s that anyone can learn to dance. Two left feet or not, if the celebrities can do it, then so can we. When Russian pro Kristina Rihanoff brought her sparkle to the dance floor in 2008, she transformed the likes of Jason Donovan, Simon Webbe and future boyfriend Ben Cohen into stars of salsa, waltz and ballroom. After eight years of glitz and glam on screen, she hung up her dancing shoes – but not for long.

At 39, the Russian-born professional ballroom dancer, instructor and choreographer has spent her life in the top tier of the world’s most talented dancers. Like many active careers, retirement came calling as she reached her early thirties and a star-studded spot on America’s Dancing With The Stars winter tour was waiting, followed closely by BBC’s Strictly, which transformed the dancer into the celebrity we know and love.

“My experience on Strictly made me think that it’d be really lovely to teach other people, too,” says Kristina. “It doesn’t matter if you’re a beginner. Everyone can learn. Strictly made that dream a reality for so many people.”

If Kristina can teach John Sergeant the paso doble, let’s face it, we’re all in with a chance.

Now she’s set aside celebrity dancing partners to make way for a brand-new service on her website, bespokeballroom.com. Summer is coming and the wedding season awaits. That first dance won’t lead itself, so Kristina is offering to choreograph the moves to the favourite tunes of 22

those planning their wedding. “So many brides-to-be got in touch with me about their first dance, I had to create a whole web page just for weddings,” she exclaims. “It’s their special day and they want to get it right. I feel blessed that they trust me, want me to invest in their dance and make their first dance a memory to treasure.”

From her professional dance studio in London, Kristina becomes a personal wedding dance teacher, helping people find their feet in three lessons as she creates a first wedding dance to make their guests’ jaws drop.

“I love to work on a gorgeous waltz or foxtrot, and salsa is also a perfect start for beginners.”

According to Kristina, we Brits are stepping away from the traditional dance and into modern territory. “Contemporary dance is so popular thanks to Ed Sheeran and his song Thinking Out Loud,” she tells us. “Some brides even go to the effort of changing their dress for the dance. Anything goes.”

Kristina’s proudest moment was working with Heat magazine’s Lucie Cave on her showstopping number with her fiancé Ben. “Lucie and Ben wanted a faster dance so we worked on a salsa to Love Is In The Air. A lot of couples are scared of a fast dance – they were so brave.”

Despite all this wedding talk, Kristina hasn’t planned her own first dance yet. The star met her dance partner, former rugby player Ben Cohen 38, in the 2013 Strictly series. And found love after stepping off-screen in 2015, soon S MAGAZINE + 30 APRIL 2017

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INTERVIEW settling into family life. The proposal might not be on the cards for now, but a girl can dream, can’t she?

“My perfect wedding would be to just have my loved ones next to me,” she muses. “It doesn’t matter where it is or what we do, but if I had to choose it’d be at a lovely hotel, somewhere small and romantic.”

In the meantime, she has plenty of work on her plate, piecing together a UK tour and making moves in the West End world. “If I have a goal in my mind, nothing will stop me achieving it. I had a long-time ambition to have a theatre show, now it feels like it’s all going forwards.”

It’s not all work, though. Kristina enjoys hours of playtime with her daughter Milena, otherwise known as Mila. She and Ben welcomed their little one into the world in June and their lives changed forever.

“It’s totally changed for the better,” she comments on motherhood. “As a competitive dancer, I was in a self-absorbed bubble.

I worshipped dance and there was nothing more important. Now I worship my child. It’s an overwhelming love I can’t put into words.”

Kristina spends her life on the go, working all hours in the dance studio, perfecting her nutrition, travelling to performance venues and costume fittings. So the idea of swapping her sparkles for a smiling baby was another challenge she was thrilled to tackle.

“I had a baby at 38, not 20, so I have nothing to compare it to.

What I can say is it was the right time for me. I have no regrets,” she smiles. “I got my degree and competitive dancing years out of the way.

Now I can relax and spend time at home with my family.”

Kristina may have found her dancing feet as a youngster, but there’s no pressure for Milena to follow in her footsteps. Kristina tested the water in theatre and music school before finding her passion for dance and she wants to give Milena every choice she can. “I’ve loved dancing since I was a little girl, but if Mila likes something else, that’s fine.”

As her baby daughter grows, Kristina is keen to keep dancing and tone up for summer. Like any mum, it took time to get back into shape and it’s no easy task. Just six months after giving birth to Milena, she starred alongside TOWIE’s Megan McKenna and fellow dancer Gleb Savchenko in

Left: Kristina and Blue singer Simon Webbe reached the final of the 2014 series of Strictly Come Dancing. Below: With her partner Ben Cohen

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the one-day West End stage show One More Dance.

“I had to squeeze myself into a tiny little outfit,” she recalls. “I’m never going to be the same shape as I was on Strictly. I was dancing for eight hours a day.

That’s not possible now.

I wouldn’t want to do it, either.

It’s very easy to get down about it, but I’m a mum now. I must accept that I am different.”

Between crafting dream first dances and attending regular yoga classes, Kristina helps active mums by posting her own “baby nap” Instagram videos. As soon as your baby hits the pillow, the idea is to start the stopwatch – it’s time for a workout against the clock.

“Those 30-minute naps are the perfect time for you to workout,” she laughs. “I do HIIT training, and I do it hard. It’s got to be done before Mila wakes up.”

It sounds like Kristina has motherhood all sewn up – she’s even found time to sign up for yoga teacher training and, wherever possible, she hangs out with her friends. “Yoga gives me time to focus on myself. As crazy as it sounds, it’s my

downtime. I also like to hang out with my friends at my favourite restaurant, but it’s rare these days. Now it’s all about the baby.”

Luckily, there’s a friend on hand that knows the deal: fellow Strictly professional Anton Du Beke. “Anton understands – he has twins.

I thought one baby was trouble – imagine two!,” she says.

It might be a few years since Kristina was last in Strictly, but there’s plenty to keep her busy.

“Life without the show has been a very different challenge. It’s full on. I have the same busy schedule, just without so much glitter!”

Her UK tour is under wraps, but it’s safe to say there will be a few familiar faces from the Strictly crew to keep us on our toes. And what about those X Factor rumours? Is Kristina tipped to make the moves on the ITV talent show?

“I don’t know where this comes from,” she laughs. “If they want me, I’ll do it. The X Factor would be very different to Strictly – less glitter but a few more fireworks. Whatever happens, I’ve got my creative juices flowing. It’s very exciting.”

For more information about Kristina’s wedding service and first dance choreography, visit bespokeballroom.com and click on the link marked weddings at the top of the page.

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Brought to book

After reams of rejection letters, writer John Marrs tried self-publishing. Here’s his success story...

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hey say everyone has a book inside them waiting to be written. Back in 2012, there was a story dying to break out of me. I’d read an anonymous letter to a magazine from a woman whose husband had vanished 15 years earlier, leaving her to bring up their four children alone. All police investigations failed to find any trace of him.

I was touched by her vivid descriptions of the lows and highs of being both parents to her confused brood and never knowing why her husband vanished or if he’d ever return.

I decided to write a fictitious version of her story, but told from both hers and his perspectives. I stretched it over a 25-year period with each chapter ending on the day he returned to explain why and where he went. A year and a half and 110,000 words later, The Wronged Sons was complete.

I assumed that with more than 20 years as a journalist behind me, writing for national magazines and newspapers, I might have had a slight advantage over other new writers on the hunt for an agent. How naive I was.

I began by highlighting 80 agents listed in the Writers’ & Artists’ Yearbook who accepted author inquiries. Each had an individual criteria; some required an introductory letter only, others a brief synopsis, some needed the first three chapters and occasionally the whole novel. After two weeks and a well-trodden path to my local post office counter, I sat and waited.

The first few rejection letters trickled through the letterbox within seven days. More came within a fortnight and by the end of the month, my hope of becoming the next publishing success story deflated like the slow puncture of a tyre. Over the next four months, the rest of the rebuffs appeared in dribs and drabs.

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Their content varied. A few only contained the words “not for us” scribbled on a “with compliments” slip; there were many photocopied generic refusal letters and, on rare occasions, more detailed notes explaining why my book wouldn’t work for them. Even as a thick-skinned journalist, it was hard not to feel a little rejected.

The novel sat in a folder on my laptop for the best part of six months before I decided to self-publish. Once upon a time, an agentless writer’s only option was vanity publishing, which involves paying a business to typeset, design and print your book. You pay in advance for a set number of books then try to sell them on.

But in 2007, Amazon’s Kindle Direct Publishing changed the entire self-publishing landscape. It enabled any hopeful to upload their original work, charge a fee of their choice and sell it online to readers to download on their Kindle or tablet. Both you and Amazon receive a cut of each sale.

Now, with an estimated one million selfpublished books uploaded every year, competition to be seen has never been tougher.

I was fortunate that enough family and friends of friends bought The Wronged Sons for it to make an impact on Amazon’s charts. Then, once visible, people I didn’t know began downloading it, too. Recommendations also came from members of online book clubs.

According to a study by Author Earnings (authorearnings.com), 42 per cent of all books now downloaded are by indie writers, many of whom, like me, have been rejected by agents.

“A good book is a good book,” says founder of compulsivereaders.com Tracy Fenton, who prides herself on discovering fresh new talent.

“It doesn’t matter if it’s been self-published or traditionally published. If you enjoy it, you want to share it with everyone. Some agents may be

John’s Border terrier Oscar has made a cameo appearance in all three of his books to date

reluctant about taking on self-published writers, but readers don’t have that attitude.”

Eighteen months later, buoyed by the success of The Wronged Sons, I self-published my second novel, Welcome To Wherever You Are. In June 2016 came my third, A Thousand Small Explosions. But then came a series of events I hadn’t anticipated.

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Penguin, of course I accepted and following rewrites, a new cover and a new title, The One will be released on Thursday. At the same time, television production company Urban Myth Films purchased the option to turn the book into a TV series. It’s also been recorded as an audiobook for Amazon-owned Audible.

The novel that started my journey, The Wronged Sons, came to the attention of publisher Thomas & Mercer, which has since signed me to a three-book deal. The first, a rewrite of The Wronged Sons under the new title When You Disappeared, is set for release in July.

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this ride is being able to interact with readers.

They often tweet me to chat about characters or storylines they enjoyed and send me pictures on Instagram of my books in countries as far and wide as Canada, the Maldives and New Zealand.

Self-published writers are increasingly finding success after being discovered online. The Martian, Fifty Shades Of Grey, Still Alice and Wool all began as e-books. And in future, agentless success stories are going to increase.

Thanks to places like Amazon’s self-publishing platforms, getting an agent isn’t the only route to publication. Publishers are increasingly hungry to find fresh talent and so are more likely to be

actively searching online than previously, cutting out the middle man. Not getting an agent isn’t the end of the road. If a book is good enough, it will find its audience eventually.

The One (£7.99, Del Rey) is out on Thursday. See Bookshop on Page 81.

When You Disappeared will be released in July

by Thomas & Mercer.

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Life is just one great adventure for intrepid explorer Levison Wood, as Amy Packer discovers

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t can’t be easy being the parent of a child with wanderlust, particularly if that son is TV action man of the moment Levison Wood.

He’s a former Para who was the first person to walk the length of the Nile from the source to the sea.

“I hitchhiked through Iraq when I was 21, but I didn’t tell Mum until six months later,” he confesses.

She was apparently also oblivious of the cliff-face plunge in Nepal that saw her son’s car freewheel down the side of a mountain at midnight, almost costing him his right arm, in one of the most frightening scenes of his Channel 4 TV series, Walking The Himalayas. Levison says: “I told her we had a little bump. I didn’t tell her any details so she didn’t know until she saw the show and read the book.”

The son of teachers, Levison grew up in Stoke-on-Trent. “My dad was always very encouraging of me to go out and do stuff and take risks and he always wanted me to join the army so I don’t think Mum really had a look in to be honest,” he says. “I left home on my 18th birthday and that was it. She probably does worry still, but because I’ve been doing it for so long she hides it very well.”

Today, though, 34-year-old Levison (Lev to his friends) is on

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From left: In Walking The Himalayas, Levison returns to Afghanistan; with trekking partner Boston Beka as they overtake Ugandan water carriers during Levison’s bid to trek the length of the Nile in 2013 and 2014 solid ground in the central London offices of skincare expert Clinique for Men where as an ambassador for the #BehindTheFace campaign he is helping celebrate aspirational real lives.

The open-necked shirt he wears with suit trousers, augmented by just a smattering of stubble, make him look more like an accountant heading to the pub than an explorer.

But while it may be disappointing for his female admirers, the low-key off-duty look does mean he’s unlikely to be recognised in the street.

“People think I’m always climbing mountains in khaki with a massive beard, so I only get the odd double-take. Occasionally someone will say, ‘You look a bit like that guy who walked the Nile’ and I just reply, ‘Oh yeah, I get that all the time’ and ignore it,” he says.

How have his former army mates reacted to his status as a reluctant pin-up? “Initially, when I started doing this and going from being a professional officer to TV, people took the mickey – and they’re all working in banks now, so it’s swings and roundabouts,” he laughs.

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Levison didn’t go looking for fame, though. It found him.

“My boyhood dream wasn’t to be on television, it was to write about adventure and travel, so the books that go with my shows are really important to me,” he says.

“People are sometimes surprised that the books are so different to what they see on TV, but we don’t automatically cover the same stories. What works on television doesn’t necessarily make good writing and vice versa, so it’s a completely different version of the same truth.”

Before joining the army, Levison read modern history at Nottingham University. “My dissertation thesis was on travel writing, so I’m one of the few people who studied history who actually got to use it afterwards,” he says. “I’m writing a children’s book about past explorers for seven to nine year olds at the moment, too.”

Home for the last two years has been a grade II-listed 17th century townhouse overlooking the gardens of Hampton Court Palace. In a labour of love, he and his parents spent the best part of 18 months renovating it, tearing out 1950s fireplaces, coating the place in Farrow & Ball colours and finding homes on its walls for the collection of hunting knives and Kashmiri rugs picked up on his travels.

Leafy Surrey seems a pretty tame base, given Levison’s taste for thrill-seeking. “I’d been living in southwest London for a few years and I just fancied a breath of fresh air, some time living by the deer, the river and the park,” he explains.

However, the pace of life clearly hasn’t suited him quite as much as he expected it to, and the house is now for sale.

“It’s been lovely but I’m ready to re-emerge into city life,” he admits.

While the decor may scream bachelor pad, there are rumours Levison himself is no longer on the market. He is coy about the subject and will only say he didn’t receive any valentine cards (“just a few cheeky tweets”) and claims he is too busy to think about romance.

“I probably won’t settle down for a few years yet. I’m booked out for two years, anyway, so I can’t really.”

This is hardly unexpected. He has never been one to sit still for long: “I studied the Grand Tour and that led to an interest in the Silk Road.

When I finished university I could have joined the army straight away but I wanted to travel and I thought what better than to follow in the footsteps of the most impressive overland journey. So I just set off from Nottingham and ended up in Goa five months later.”

Part of Levison’s journey took him through Afghanistan only a few years before he was stationed there with his regiment.

About making the adjustment from gap-year jaunt to desert service in combat gear, he says: “It felt familiar because it was only a difference of four years. I first went in 2004 and back after my training in 2008. I don’t think a lot of people in the army really got it.

My bosses were quite protective of the fact that their experiences of the country had always been of war while I’d been there effectively on

holiday, meeting with and staying with mujaheddin and Islamic fighters.

It was an insight and helped me understand why these people were shooting at us.”

Unsurprisingly, there is little Levison is afraid of and he brushes aside queries about trepidation with the steeliness you would expect from an army veteran.

“There’s no time to be nervous,” he says of his next expedition (destination: top secret, “Channel 4 would kill me if I told you”) while his experiences of Guatemalan ganglands are dismissed with the throwaway: “It wasn’t really scary, it was just weird.”

One thing he concedes can be terrifying, however, is public speaking. He has recently toured the UK, relating his escapades to theatres full of fans while promoting the book that accompanies his most recent show, Walking The Americas.

“Initially it was terrifying, but the more you do, the easier it becomes,” he says. “I’ve not had any hecklers yet but then I’m not doing comedy – although it feels like it sometimes.”

Talking to him, you get the feeling there’s very little Levison couldn’t turn his hand to.

“I did my first five-year plan at the age of 10 and stuck to it rigidly and that worked out,” he says. “I’ve done another every five years since.

If you have a bit of discipline you can achieve whatever you want.”

For video clips and information about the #BehindTheFace campaign, visit clinique.co.uk.

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Relax, indulge or explore in the Dominican Republic, the Caribbean’s treasure island

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elaxing in a shallow natural pool in the middle of the Caribbean Sea – just off the southeastern tip of the Dominican Republic – the hustle and bustle of my London life seemed a million miles away. The sun was beating down and shoals of colourful fish darted around when I put my head under the water. This was a far cry from my normal daily routine.

I felt myself first begin to relax when I saw the azure horizon from the aeroplane window, following a nine-hour flight from Gatwick on board a state-of-the-art Thomson Airways Dreamliner. It’s aptly named as the time on board flew by like a dream.

I had never visited the Caribbean before, and the vision that greeted me on arrival in the Dominican Republic was even more blissful than I had imagined. The bold blue sky, white beaches, palm trees and cocktails on every corner that I had seen in photos were all there, yet I was really taken aback by just how relaxed the vibe was.

I was staying at the Sensatori Resort Azul Punta Cana on the island’s east coast, and as soon as I arrived, the stylish interiors and attention to detail confirmed this was going to be a real luxury experience. The newest of the Sensatori resorts, this high-spec hotel has it all: an amazing beachside location, excellent eating and drinking options, and plenty to do.

My room was in an adult-only area of the resort and had swim-up access to the pool – perfect for me, as I always like to do a few lengths while on holiday. I spent my first day drinking from chilled coconuts while leisurely wandering the soft sandy beach and resting on four-poster daybeds. The day was topped off with a delicious fine-dining experience at the Sicilian restaurant Verdello.

In fact, throughout the whole trip I was treated to amazing dishes from a variety of cuisines, from authentic-tasting Asian food to a 16-course “epicurean” dinner extravaganza at Kitchen 23. They certainly know how to push the boat out at Sensatori Punta Cana.

The inclusive drinks were much appreciated and I even partook of a cigar one night when I was feeling decadent. Well, it would be rude not to when the place is famed for them.

One day I signed up for the resort’s Caribbean Cruise excursion, which began with a speedboat whisking me away to Saona, a nearby picturepostcard island where that famous Bounty advert

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Living the dream Clockwise, from top: A lagoon-like pool fringed by palms at Sensatori Azul Punta Cana; a beautiful Dominican Republic sunset; and a luxurious swim-up suite was filmed. After snorkelling in the crystalclear surrounding sea, I sprawled on the deck and topped up my tan, not quite believing how perfect the setting was. Total paradise. After exploring the island, a catamaran smoothly carried me back to the resort.

On another day our party witnessed the wonderful sights and sounds that the Dominican Republic has to offer from a chauffeur-driven rally car. This was off-roading in luxury style.

We enjoyed a tipple from the in-car mini bar as it sped down jungle trails, passing local farmers, craft shops, schools, ranches and plantations, which grow some of the country’s main exports, cocoa and coffee. Now I know where my favourite brand of dark chocolate comes from.

As soon as I left Sensatori Punta Cana I

immediately wanted to return. I love the bustle of London but with this much fun and relaxation in one place, it’s the perfect sanctuary to escape from everyday life.

Megan Bramley

Thomson offers seven-night holidays to the Dominican Republic staying at its 5T Sensatori Resort Azul Punta Cana on an all-inclusive basis from £1,082 per person. The price is based on two adults sharing and includes flights departing from Birmingham airport on May 23, 2017, and transfers. To book, visit your local Thomson travel shop, thomson. co.uk or call 0871 230 2555.

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In the closet with

Vogue Wiliams The TV host mixes outdoorsy style with designer chic Words and styling by Laura Mulley

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How would you describe your style? My style always depends on my mood. Some days I can dress really girlie and other days I’ll be more androgynous. I don’t like loads of glitz and glam, though. I like to keep it more simple and stylish.

What colours and shapes suit you best? Black, white and grey mostly but I like pastels for summer. Black is just such an easy colour to wear and always looks cool and slick. I like my jeans fitted but I wear quite baggy tops and slouchy jackets.

What is your favourite fashion era?

It’s hard to choose one because fashion is so cyclical. My mum, back in the 80s, was incredibly stylish – quite bohemian – and I love her clothes from then. I wish she’d saved some of them.

Who is your style icon? Kate Bosworth and Diane Kruger are so chic and well put together, I would quite happily steal their wardrobes. I like Olivia Palermo, too. She’s a bit girlie for me but I love what she wears.

Do you own more high street or high end? Definitely a mix of the two. I love high-street shops – they cater for how easily fashions come and go.

What are your favourite high-street stores? I love H&M, especially their

Studio line, River Island and Zara. I’ve really got into Very Exclusive recently. It’s the more affordable end of designer and I always find things I want on their website. They do amazing sales, too.

If money was no object, what designer clothing would you buy? Maison Margiela, Gucci, Givenchy, Saint Laurent, Céline. I’d love to be dressed head to toe in Céline all the time. I love some of the Australian designers like Zimmermann, Bec & Bridge and Maurie & Eve, too.

You are the face of outdoor clothing brand Regatta. What do you love about the range? Regatta is not only stylish but really good quality and not overly expensive. You can get a good-quality jacket for about £50, so it’s really accessible. And their clothes really last.

I’ve had one of their jackets for three years and it’s still in great condition. I’ve always been really into fitness and wear gym gear most days.

What is your favourite piece from the Regatta SS17 collection? The raincoat.

I had it in yellow, then my sister stole it from me, so I got another yellow one and also a red version – then my sister pinched the red one, too.

Do you own anything vintage? A few things, some coats and things my mum has given me, but I’m quite a lazy shopper.

My mum can spend hours in TK Maxx, but I don’t have the patience, and it’s the same with vintage. Also, because I’m tall, vintage clothing doesn’t really fit me.

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Vogue likes Australian clothes, such as this white dress by C/Meo Collective at Very Exclusive.

She wears it here with a pink-fur Joanne Hynes jacket and silver Superga trainers

Clockwise, from top left: “This Marc Jacobs jacket is my current favourite,” says Vogue.

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Vuitton one.

How much do you spend on clothes each month? I buy something every month, for sure, although I have been known to put myself on shopping bans if I go too crazy. Now I’m about buying more expensive pieces, although fewer of them.

What is your best beauty secret? I swear by good facials.

I’ll get one at least once a month.

I get a Collagen Wave facial at a salon in Notting Hill, and the Renaissance Laser and Skin Clinic in Dublin has totally transformed my skin. I think it’s so important to look after your skin.

What is the best piece of fashion advice you have ever been given? Make sure things fit well and don’t try to fit into a size you’re not.

Vogue Williams is the face of Regatta Great Outdoors SS17 range of active clothing. Visit regatta.com.

This quirky top is by the Irish designer, Joanne Hynes Vogue’s favourite perfume is Terre d’Hermès, seen here with two Aspinal handbags “I just love shoes,” confesses the radio host. Her blue heels are by Christian Louboutin, the fluffy sliders are from Zara and she bought the leopard-print slip-ons from River Island Vogue picked up her Just Cavalli and Needle & Thread bomber jackets at Very Exclusive The presenter has more than 200 pairs of trainers. These are

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wear fur anymore as I don’t want to promote it, but the coat has got sentimental value.

Are you a hoarder or do you clear out your wardrobe regularly? I have so many clothes.

The more I get rid of, the more I buy. I do have big clear-outs, as I think it’s good for the mind, but I struggle to get rid of coats.

I have an obsession with coats and trainers.

How many pairs of shoes do you own? About 200 pairs of trainers alone, possibly more. My logic is the more pairs you have, the less time you spend in each, so they last longer. After damaging my knee earlier in the year they were all I could wear. I’ve a lot of heels, too. I just love shoes.

What is the most expensive item in your wardrobe? Probably an Alexander McQueen or a Louis Vuitton handbag. I tell myself they last forever, although my friend’s dog chewed the sides off the

Exercise made easy Shaping up and getting fit for life can take just a couple of sessions a week, says Rachael Woolston “Lifting weights has improved my mental and physical health” Martha Adam, 27, a market researcher, lives in Ealing, west London, with her 28-year-old fiancé, Phil, a data consultant.

“I started seeing a personal trainer once a week in May 2016 when I was dealing with acute anxiety. I’d suffered from it most of my life, but it had got so bad I increasingly had to get off crowded tube trains and wait before continuing my commute to work. I’d also stopped seeing friends because new places made me anxious.

The final straw was waking up desperate to go to the toilet but being too terrified to go to the bathroom. In the end my boyfriend had to calm me down so that I could get out of bed.

I’d been diagnosed with anxiety in January 2011 when I started seeing a counsellor for post-traumatic stress syndrome after being raped by someone I knew. During our sessions, we realised that while the rape was a contributing factor, I’d always suffered from anxiety but never realised it. I was fed up with it controlling my life and decided that getting fit might help.

The first session I did was lifting weights and I loved it. Before, I’d always thought that getting fit involved running on a treadmill, which only ever left me a sweating, panting mess and emphasised how unfit I was. Lifting weights made me feel strong and empowered. I went home with shaky legs, feeling great, and slept better than I’d done in months.

I then found a women’s group called Ladies Who Lift. In my first class there were about six women learning how to lift with barbells and big weighted plates. If it had been a class full of men it would have been intimidating, but because it was women of all ages, sizes and shapes, it was inspiring.

I thought, if they can do it, why not me? I went home feeling fantastic and waking up the next day with aching muscles felt really satisfying.

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I now lift weights twice a week and no longer think anything of going into the male-dominated heavy weights area. Lifting weights is addictive and I’ve learned that if I can get over my fear that tells me, ‘No you can’t lift that weight’ then I can usually do it. It’s a lesson that I now try to take to all areas of my life, which has helped me manage my anxiety.

I’m now more confident and no longer turn down invitations just because I’m worried about whether I’ll have an attack. Plus, exercising twice a week helps me sleep and eat better, too.

My fiancé Phil has always been amazingly supportive and has never got frustrated with me, but things are now easier because there is less pressure on us both. I can now deadlift 80 kilograms – more than my own body weight.

I don’t need to spend hours in the gym. Twice a week has transformed my confidence and strength, both mentally and physically.”

For information on Ladies Who Lift, visit strengthambassadors.com.

Weightlifting inspires Martha while boosting her self-confidence

“I lost five kilograms of post-baby weight simply by walking twice a week” Georgie Monaghan, 32, a marketing director, is married to Robin, an acoustic engineer. They live in Worthing with their nine-month-old son, Ryn, and dog Argie.

“Before I had Ryn I used to exercise four or five times a week; boxing, boot camp, running, kettlebells, you name it. I would have laughed if anyone had suggested I’d be able to get fit just by walking twice a week, but I do.

Six weeks after having my son, Ryn, I was desperate to get back to exercising – as much for the endorphins as for some much-needed me-time. I loved being a mum but it hit hard that I had taken for granted time to exercise and me time.

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flexible. Then I tried a mum-and-baby exercise class, which I didn’t like as it felt so tame, and I didn’t like it being indoors.

It was the middle of the summer, I was surviving on little sleep and I felt really cooped up, just breastfeeding and sleeping all day.

Then one night I read that to make things easier for yourself as a new mum, simplify. It was a light-bulb moment. I had a baby and a dog, both who needed to get out for fresh air, why didn’t I get out and walk as my exercise?

That way there was no stress about having to get childcare and it would be gentle enough not to cause hip problems.

So in July 2016 I started my walking regime, doing 90 minutes every Saturday and one morning a week. During the week I’d strap Ryn in his papoose, about the weight of a kettlebell, and on Saturdays it was just me and the dog while Robin looked after Ryn. That first Saturday on my own I walked up the South Downs and it was amazing. I reached S MAGAZINE ★ 30 APRIL 2017

the top and felt energised and free. I’d built up a sweat, had time to myself and got a much-needed dose of endorphins.

That night I slept better and felt more relaxed than I’d done in ages and woke up with a satisfyingly aching bottom and legs.

Within four weeks I began to notice my jeans getting looser and within three months I’d lost five kilograms (11lb) and everyone kept commenting on how in shape and toned I looked. They couldn’t believe it when I told them it was from walking.

Mind you, I never stroll, but march, and I always try to include hills.

Getting outdoors really is the best therapy. I’d love to have the time to do more exercise, but walking twice a week has made me realise that I don’t need to stress myself out by trying to carve out more time between work, my relationship, Ryn, the dog and more exercise.

As long as I walk twice a week, it keeps me in shape and sane.”

Harriet Mulvaney, 46, from Wye Valley, South Wales, lives with her husband, Steve, and three children, Georgia, 15, and 12-year-old twins William and Thomas.

“I used to be an HR director and would leave home at 7am and not get home until 7pm. I’d be sedentary apart from an occasional fitness campaign, which never lasted.

One night in November 2014 I felt a crushing pain in my chest. I’d felt it two days before but ignored it. When pins and needles started radiating down my left arm I thought, ‘How can I be having a heart attack, I’m only 44?’ I was terrified and shouted for Steve, who called 999.

I was rushed to hospital in Cardiff, where they performed an angiogram, and diagnosed spontaneous coronary artery syndrome (scad), caused by a tearing of the lining of one of the arteries leading to my heart which had blocked the flow of blood. I could have died. I was prescribed blood pressure medication and had three days in hospital and six weeks off work.

I felt breathless and tired, old and vulnerable.

You take your life and health for granted but having a heart attack challenges everything.

Six weeks after the attack I started going to cardio rehab twice a week and group sessions with others who’d had heart attacks. After returning to work, I decided to resign and took six months off to recuperate and reevaluate.

Then in April I started running, using a treadmill. At first I was terrified, as were my family who kept popping in to check I was still OK. But at cardio rehab I’d learned to measure how to slowly build up the exertion. I started sleeping better, had more focus during the day and I began to trust my body again. Amazingly, I was able to complete the British Heart Foundation Marathon Month (to run a marathon distance over a month) and raised more than £1,500.

These days I work as a freelance HR consultant and my life is much less stressful. I run twice a week and it has made such a difference to my recovery and mental wellbeing.”

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Why can’t I stop making love to my ex?

Despite the fact my ex and I both have new partners, we are still having sex. We go for months, then one of us will crack, get in touch and we’ll arrange to meet. I know it’s wrong and I hate myself afterwards but the passionate urges are too strong to resist.

We broke up because we could never agree about anything practical, yet sex is our glue.

After our last naughty fling at

Christmas, I told him we should never see each other again but I can feel myself being drawn to him again. I can’t lose him as we have so much history. How can we move on but stay friends?

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daughter is a living nightmare but, clearly, she is not prepared to give up on her yet. She is her own flesh and blood. Obviously, she still believes that there is some good in her, which will come out in the end.

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My jealous boss makes my life hell My demanding boss is turning me into a nervous wreck. Even when my work is outstanding, she makes sarcastic remarks and pretends it was her idea in

Sex matters Can I trust a guy with a very chequered sexual past? He’s been married and divorced three times and says there have been many other women in his life. We met online a few months ago and he’s been completely honest about his past – blaming his immaturity as a young man, plus bad luck.

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children or maintenance payments? Keep asking questions and monitoring his reactions until you’re satisfied he’s honourable.

Three divorces does seem a lot, but these things happen.

Ultimately, are you completely happy and comfortable with the man he is now? Does he genuinely seem a reformed character? Has he ever asked for money or done or said anything that doesn’t add up? Trust your instincts. Also, take a sexual health check and always insist on using condoms until you get the all clear.

the first place. The other day I clinched an amazing deal, which will result in a big pay out for the company – and she was bitterly jealous. She regularly reduces me to tears and seems triumphant when I make the tiniest mistake. Colleagues tell me to toughen up and start fighting back. But it’s just not in my nature to cause a fuss?

Force yourself to stand up straight and start having faith in yourself.

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Doctor, doctor Dr Rosemary Leonard MBE is a GP with many years’ experience working in London’s top teaching hospitals My mother is 60 and is getting forgetful. She’s in really good health, has never smoked and there’s no history of Alzheimer’s disease in our family. She says it’s because she’s busy, but should she see her doctor?

About one in 20 people diagnosed with dementia are under 65. But regardless of age, it’s important to always look for other reasons for memory problems first. These include thyroid disorders, diabetes, lack of vitamin B12, drinking too

much alcohol or a side-effect of some medicines. So persuade her to see her doctor to arrange investigations. Unfortunately, having no family history of Alzheimer’s doesn’t mean it can’t happen to her, so the earlier it is diagnosed, the sooner treatment can begin.

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Clockwise, from left: Claire artfully mixes antiques and contemporary pieces in her luxurious, comfortable sitting room. The velvet button-backed sofa is from The Sofa Company (01626 358780, sofa-company. co.uk), the Indian carved antique chest was from Artique (artique.uk.com) and the Beni Ourain Moroccan rug was a vintage find. The modern mercury glass chandelier is from John Lewis (03456 049049, johnlewis.com) Claire snips the stems of yellow roses, while her little Senegal parrot Marlowe watches from his perch on the kitchen tap. “He’s such a character and loves being the centre of attention,” says Claire The Ikea (020 3645 0015, ikea.com) kitchen has been given a bespoke look by adding thick marble worktops. The pearl grey Aga is framed with a pair of impressive Rajastani pillars that Claire bought at Indigo Furniture (01629 581800, indigofurniture.co.uk) and gave a chalk-painted finish. The unusual fruit bowl was designed by Marco Zanini and belonged to David Bowie – Claire bought it at Sotheby’s auction house in London The little crown, which sits on the head of a stone bust, is from the Victorian era and was originally made for a children’s pageant Claire’s interior design business takes her all over the world. She often picks up unusual and interesting pieces that inspire her. The striking oil painting is by Australian artist Makinti Napanangka and she brought the wire table lamp at a degree art show in Bath S MAGAZINE ★ 30 APRIL 2017

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Clockwise, from top left: Claire painted the harlequin effect on her dining room floor by hand and covered the ceiling with a tile-design wallpaper from Lime Lace (01423 900522, limelace.co.uk), which is £75 per roll. The vintage chairs were given a new lease of life with a lick of paint and the seats have been reupholstered Claire designed the classical architecture print cushions, which are available from her website (see below). The bed linen is from Coach House (01282 682666, coachhouse.com) and the bedstead is from Feather & Black (01243 380600, featherandblack.com) The bedroom is an oasis of calm that Claire has punctuated with accents of rich ochre colour, seen here in the painting by artist Eubena Nampitjin. The solid bronze tree table is by sculptor Siân Lewis Claire found the Buddha statue at an antiques market in Tetbury (artique.uk.com) Gloucestershire.

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A cut above Say hello to spring with succulent lamb cooked to perfection Styling by Victoria Gray Photographs by Winfried Heinze

Aromatic spring lamb hotpot has a spicy North African twist

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Aromatic spring lamb hotpot Serves: 2 Preparation time: 15 minutes plus marinating overnight Cooking time: 3 hours 2 lamb shanks 20g (¾oz) ras el hanout spice mix 30ml (1fl oz) olive oil, plus a splash for the marinade 6 garlic cloves, peeled and roughly chopped 2 white onions, peeled and roughly chopped 6 plum tomatoes 1 lemon (unwaxed if possible) 500ml (17½fl oz) light chicken or vegetable stock 5g cornflour Salt and pepper A mixed handful of fresh mint and basil leaves, roughly chopped O For this aromatic and light take on a traditional hotpot, first rub the lamb shanks with my favourite spice ras el hanout, a North African blend of up to 50 spices including rose petals, cardamom and coriander.

O Mix a splash of olive oil and garlic, massage into the shanks then marinate overnight.

O The next day, soften the chopped onions in the olive oil in a earthenware pot big enough to hold the shanks.

O Plunge the plum tomatoes in boiling water for 10 seconds then refresh in ice cold water – the skins should easily peel away. Remove the tomatoes’ tough eyes then add the flesh to the onions along with the zest of the lemon.

O Add the stock, bring to a simmer and reduce by 30%.

Mix the cornflour with enough cold water to form a paste then use it to thicken the broth.

O Preheat the oven to 140°C/ 275°F/gas mark 1.

O Separately fry the shanks on all sides until golden and caramelised, then add them to the broth, cover with a tight-fitting lid and cook in the oven for 3 hours, checking the meat comes easily away from the bone when testing for tenderness.

O To finish, season to taste then add the chopped mint and basil.

Serve in bowls with plenty of the aromatic juices and couscous or steamed rice.

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Roast leg of lamb with garlic, rosemary, thyme and herb crust

Roast leg of lamb with a herb crust is a seasonal feast

Serves: 6 Preparation time: 30 minutes Cooking time: 1½ hours For the herb crust: 275g (9¾oz) breadcrumbs 110g (4oz) fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves 2 garlic cloves, peeled 4 tbsps olive oil 15g (½oz) Dijon mustard Salt and white pepper A little lamb stock, if required For the lamb: 1½kg (4lb 5oz) leg of lamb, bone removed and sawn in half 2 garlic cloves, peeled and sliced 2 sprigs fresh thyme 2 sprigs fresh rosemary Salt and freshly ground black pepper 2 tbsps olive oil 2 tbsps Dijon mustard 150ml (5¼fl oz) lamb stock O Blend the breadcrumbs, parsley and garlic in a food processor until the mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs.

O Add the olive oil and mustard then season to taste with salt and white pepper.

O Blend again until the mixture resembles a smooth paste, adding a little stock if required.

O Place the mixture on to a large sheet of greaseproof paper then cover with another sheet of greaseproof paper and roll out until large enough to cover the leg of lamb. Set aside.

O Preheat the oven to 190°C/ 375°F/gas mark 5.

O With a sharp knife, make several small incisions into the flesh of the lamb and press the garlic slices into the insertions.

O Place the rosemary and thyme sprigs into the leg of lamb where the bone has been removed and season to taste with salt and black pepper. Roll the lamb up into a cylinder shape and tie with string.

O Heat the olive oil in a frying pan and fry the lamb, turning frequently, for 4-5 minutes or until browned all over.

O Place the reserved bone halves into a flameproof roasting tin and top with the lamb.

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O Roast in the oven for 40-45 minutes (for medium) or until cooked to your liking.

O Remove the lamb from the oven and set aside to rest for 30 minutes.

O Remove the string.

O Meanwhile, preheat the grill to a medium to high heat.

O Transfer the lamb to a clean roasting tray, brush with half of the mustard and cover with the sheet of herb crust.

O Grill for 8-10 minutes or until the crust is golden brown.

O Meanwhile, place the tray used to roast the lamb on to the heat then stir in the remaining mustard and stock.

O Bring the gravy to the boil and remove from the heat.

O Season with salt and black pepper.

O Carve the lamb into slices and serve with roasted root vegetables and buttered new-crop potatoes.

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Serves: 4 Preparation time: 20 minutes Cooking time: 2½ hours 450g (1lb) spring shoulder lamb, cut into 5cm (2in) cubes 1 star anise 4 garlic cloves, peeled and crushed 1 bay leaf 500ml (17½fl oz) light lamb or chicken stock 24 Chantenay carrots, whole, or 4 large carrots, peeled and diced 24 small white button mushrooms 18 button onions, peeled 50g (1¾oz) unsalted butter Sea salt and ground white pepper 200ml (7fl oz) double cream plus 25ml (¾fl oz) for the eggs 2 egg yolks A handful of mixed chervil and parsley (leaves only), roughly chopped O Place the lamb cubes in a deep saucepan then add the star anise, crushed garlic and bay leaf.

O Cover with the stock and bring to the boil. If you need more liquid, simply top up with water – the meat must be covered.

O Skim off any white proteins that rise to the surface.

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FOOD O Turn to a gentle simmer, cover with a lid and gently cook for 1½ hours until the lamb is tender but not falling to pieces.

O Meanwhile, add the carrots, mushrooms and onions to a separate, wide-based pan then cover with water.

O Add the butter and season lightly with salt.

O Bring to a simmer and poach gently until the onions and carrots are just cooked.

O Remove from the heat then drain the cooking stock – if you need to top up the lamb pan, you can use this.

O Add the cream and entire vegetable garnish to the lamb pan.

O Bring back to a simmer and cook for a further 15 minutes.

O Carefully strain the cooking sauce from the lamb pan into a clean saucepan and bring back to a simmer.

O Stir the egg yolks with the 25ml (¾fl oz) of cream to form a smooth paste.

O Whisk the egg mixture into the sauce until it slightly thickens. Note that the sauce must not boil at any point now, otherwise the eggs will scramble. Season to taste.

O Pour the sauce back over the meat and vegetables, removing the star anise and bay leaf.

O Finish with the chopped chervil and parsley.

Spring lamb noisettes, wild garlic and wood mushrooms Serves: 2 Preparation time: 15 minutes Cooking time: 15 minutes For the lamb: Salt and freshly ground black pepper 4x160g (5¾oz) lamb noisettes 2 tbsps olive oil 12 baby onions, peeled and halved 1 tsp caster sugar 125ml (4½fl oz) light chicken stock For the mushrooms: 100g (3½oz) butter 400g (14oz) pied de mouton mushrooms (or other wild mushrooms), cleaned and trimmed 8 shallots, peeled and finely chopped 150ml (5¼fl oz) whipping cream 24 wild garlic leaves, finely chopped O Preheat the oven to 160°C/ 325°F/gas mark 2½.

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FOOD O Season the lamb and place, fat-side down, into a cool ovenproof frying pan over a medium heat.

O Cook in the olive oil until the fat is golden-brown then add the halved onions and sugar.

O Turn the lamb over, add the stock then transfer to the oven to cook for a further 7-8 minutes or until the lamb is cooked, nice and pink.

O Remove the lamb and leave it to rest in a warm place.

O Reduce the stock to a syrup consistency.

O For the mushrooms, heat a non-stick frying pan until hot and add the butter to the pan.

When the butter is foaming, add the mushrooms, season to taste and sauté for a few minutes.

O Add the chopped shallots and cook for a further 2 minutes.

O Reduce the heat then add the reduced stock and cream.

O Gently heat to bring to the boil then reduce the heat and add the wild garlic leaves. Stir well and season to taste.

O To serve, pour the mushroom mixture into 4 serving bowls and place the lamb noisettes on top.

Put the baby onions around the plate and serve with simple buttered new potatoes.

Lamb mince ragout with pulses and African spices Serves 4 Preparation time: 15 minutes Cooking time: 30 minutes 5ml light olive oil 450g (1lb) lamb mince 1 tsp ras el hanout spice mix 1 tsp sugar 2 tsps sherry vinegar 1 garlic clove, peeled and crushed 1 onion, peeled and finely diced 2 celery sticks, finely diced 1 red pepper, finely diced 1x400g (14oz) tin chopped plum tomatoes 300ml (10½fl oz) light chicken or lamb stock 350g (12¼oz) mixed pulses (pre-cooked and drained) A small bunch of coriander, chopped 75g pitted black olives, diced (optional) O Heat a heavy-based saucepan with the oil.

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Tuck into tasty lamb mince ragout with crusty bread

O Add the mince and cook over a high heat until nicely browned.

O Add the ras el hanout and cook for 2-3 minutes.

O Add the sugar, vinegar, crushed garlic and diced vegetables then carry on cooking for 5 minutes.

O Add the tomatoes and stock then simmer for 15 minutes.

O Add the pulses and cook for a few more minutes. Finish with chopped coriander and olives.

O Serve with saffron-scented rice or a simple slice of crusty bread.

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WINE

Jamie Goode Our expert is on the scent of a superb spring selection of aromatic whites

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romatic white wines offer a particularly pleasing smell and are the perfect tipple for enjoying at this time of year. I’ve chosen a range of very different styles from all over the world that have one thing in common – they’re all delicious.

Fruit Orchestra Chenin Blanc Viognier 2016, Western Cape, South Africa £7.99, The Co-operative, 13% alcohol Textural and sweetly fruited, this is brimming with pear, spice and citrus flavours. It’s smooth and broad, with good weight, as well

as being full-favoured and rounded with lots of personality.

Dopff & Irion Gewurztraminer Cuvée René Dopff 2015, Alsace, France £11.95, tanners-wines.co.uk (020 7357 0244), 13.5% alcohol Here’s a very fine, pure and fresh white with textured pear, apple and Turkish delight flavours. There is also hint of sweetness that works really well.

Marks & Spencer Gers 2016 IGP Gers, France £5.50, Marks & Spencer, 11.5% alcohol Made from the colombard grape,

which is usually intended for brandy production, this is aromatic with some pear and tropical fruit characters, coupled with a brisk grapefruit and lemony fruitiness.

It’s crisp and utterly delicious.

Gérard Bertrand Cigalus Blanc 2015, Sud de France £30, Harrods, 13.5% alcohol Rich and intense, this is full of powerful pear, peach and fennel flavours. It is a bit salty, with some nice spiciness, and there’s toast, nuts and cream on the finish. It’s a powerful white with a hefty price tag, but there’s lots of weight to it and it’s not overly heavy.

Gerovassiliou Malagousia Single Vineyard 2015, Epanomi, Greece £16, strictlywine.co.uk (01235 364536), 13% alcohol Intense and aromatic, this has tropical melon and pineapple as well as some grapiness. There’s a vivid, pithy edge to the exotic, sweet fruit. Pure and delicious, this is a real crowd-pleaser with a hint of seriousness to it. Again it’s pricey but well worth it.

Torres Viña Esmeralda 2015, Catalunya, Spain £8.50, Waitrose, 11.5% alcohol This white blends together two aromatic varieties – muscat and gewurztraminer. It’s a deliciously fruity wine with aromas of lemons, table grapes and fine herbs. It has a good weight and just a tad of sweetness.

Jordi Miró Garnacha Blanca 2016, Terra Alta, Spain £9.50, Marks & Spencer, 13.5% alcohol This is a delicious dry white from the garnacha blanca variety, with zesty, pretty citrus and green apple fruit, and a floral, grapey, nutty edge.

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Ground rules Before you grow your own, it pays to do some planning, says Alan

There’s no point in taking a “leave it to nature” approach to kitchen gardening. Fruit and veg demand regular, ongoing commitment and attention to detail – but that doesn’t mean you have to slave away all hours on your plot.

People usually take on far more than they can manage, then can’t keep up with the work so crops are ruined. My number one kitchen gardening tip is that you’d do far better to grow half the amount but grow it twice as well.

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Site and situation As a general rule, give edible crops the best part of your garden or else improve the conditions where you would like them to grow. You can do this simply by planting a natural windbreak such as blackberries on a wire-netting fence, by improving the soil with lots of organic matter or, better still, by making a few intensive veg or salad beds with seriously well-enriched soil.

Grand designs Veg patches used to be buried at the back of the garden, but these days a spot of designer flair is no bad thing, even with edible crops. Conventional rows are practical but you might consider a compartmentalised kitchen garden within a garden or a decorative potager – an informal flowerbedshaped plot with veg and salad plants dotted about in drifts.

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of crops you can eat all year round without ending up with a glut. First, mark in what you intend to plant in spring, roughly how long the crops will occupy the ground and what you’ll follow them with. You’ll find it helps to plant produce into groups according to timescales so they slot in together to fill the space available. For example, some crops occupy the ground for the best part of a year, such as Brussels sprouts, while others, such as baby spinach leaves and lettuce, take only 10 to 15 weeks to grow. If you sow a row of these between slower-growing crops, the salads will have come out by the time their bigger neighbours need more space.

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Going green?

You will have to decide early on whether you want to be an organic gardener or not. True organic gardeners do not use chemical sprays or fertilizers derived from inorganic sources. I am one of them. Other gardeners avoid sprays but use inorganic fertilizers.

Remember that organic fertilizers will utilise soil bacteria when they are being “broken down” for absorption by plants’ roots; inorganic ones can be absorbed in solution with no bacterial involvement and soil can become more lifeless. I’m happier with organic, especially in the kitchen garden where I will be eating the plants I grow.

Organic matter and fertilizer

When mixed with soil, organic matter holds on to moisture so the

ground doesn’t dry out too fast, plus it creates tiny air spaces that help drainage and make soil softer so that roots are able to spread more easily. There are several sources.

You can buy in manure or spent mushroom compost, or make your own garden compost from “green” garden waste. Whichever you choose, it must be well-rotted.

Organic matter isn’t enough to improve soil, heavy-cropping plants need a fertilizer, too. Generalpurpose fertilizer, such as organic blood, fish and bone or inorganic Growmore, provides equal quantities of three main nutrients your kitchen garden crops will need (nitrogen, phosphates and potassium).

Happy kitchen gardening.

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Call of the wild Horse racing and gamekeeping stir up animal passions Centaur ****

by Declan Murphy and Ami Rao (Doubleday, £16.99) On May Day, 1994, leading Irish jump jockey Declan Murphy and his mount Arcot suffered a horrific fall at an incongruously sun-bathed Haydock Park. The chestnut brown gelding overstretched for the last hurdle of their race, fatally shattering his pelvis and hurling Murphy to the turf. As he lay there prone, Murphy was struck on the head by a trailing horse’s hoof. The force of the blow broke his skull like an eggshell and left him clinging to life.

A priest was summoned to his hospital bedside to administer the last rites. But for the fact that his father’s extreme fear of flying meant his parents took the boat from Ireland to England, his life-support machine would have been switched off. Instead, in the intervening seven hours, he regained consciousness.

Murphy appears to have stark, vivid recall of the events leading up to his personal cataclysm. Yet when he came out of his coma 10 days later, he did so believing he was 12 years old, with the last four years of his

life completely erased from his memory.

One of the many incredible revelations in his often extraordinary story is that he has not until now shared this latter fact with a single other soul, not his doctors, loved ones or closest friends. In this and other regards, Centaur reads like an act of purging and that makes for a deeply powerful memoir.

Crucially, Murphy is beautifully served by his co-writer Ami Rao who fills in the blank tracts in his mind. She starts with Murphy’s childhood in rural Limerick where from a young age he seemed able to bend any horse to his will and follows him up to the peak of his profession. She brings grace and poetry to the typically dry language of sport.

Particularly evocative is the sense of what it’s like to sit astride a racehorse going full pelt and also of Murphy before his terrible accident, blessed with unshakeable self-confidence, singleminded and relentlessly driven, but also enigmatic and somehow apart from others.

These ingrained traits were clearly crucial in helping Murphy to return from the abyss then rebuild his broken self. The forensically detailed first half of the book is devoted to Murphy’s astonishing, sometimes painful and painstaking recovery, as he compelled himself to walk, talk, feel and be again. It is an entirely gripping drama.

Fittingly, Centaur has a remarkable last act.

Eighteen months on from Haydock Park, Murphy rode a horse named Jibereen to victory at Chepstow and then retired from racing for good.

Paul Rees

Sisters are doing it for themselves

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The cream of female fiction, reviewed by Fanny Blake Keep Me Safe

by Daniela Sacerdoti (Headline Review, £12.99) When Anna’s partner walks out, their young daughter Ava is silent for three days. When she speaks, she asks for her mother.

Not Anna. Another mother.

Baffled by Ava’s frequent references to her “other” life, Anna takes her to Seal Island in the Scottish Hebrides, the place Ava calls home.

Here, Anna casts off the shackles of her past and investigates Ava’s link with the place. The romantic side of the story is predictable but the supernatural element gives the novel its edge.

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The Cows

by Dawn O’Porter (HarperCollins, £14.99) The Cows is the story of three modern women. Ambitious Tara works in the media; loner Cam hides behind the bullish personality she projects to her millions of blog followers; Stella still struggles with grief for her twin sister who died five years earlier. When Tara is caught doing something embarrassing on the tube, the repercussions leach into all the women’s lives. Fast, fun and fearless, The Cows sounds a warning bell about social media and the damage it can cause.

Lost For Words

by Stephanie Butland (Zaffre, £7.99) Working in a second-hand bookshop suits Loveday Cardew. Passionate about books and poetry and tattooed with first lines of her favourite books, she’s an antisocial soul.

But Rob, a local academic, won’t take no for an answer. And there’s Nathan, poet and magician, too. Then an anonymous delivery of books suggests someone knows about Loveday’s traumatic past and it forces her to confront it.

She emerges from her shell in this intriguing and touching story.

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The Gamekeeper ***

by Portia Simpson (Simon & Schuster, £16.99) portia Simpson was a tomboy and even as a tiny child she preferred fishing and climbing trees to playing with barbie dolls. Small wonder, then, that she chose to train first as a forester and then as a gamekeeper, much to the despair of her professional parents who had hoped for a financially secure career for their daughter.

Studying gamekeeping with wildlife management at the North Highland College at Thurso, portia encounters prejudice every step of the way. one fellow student tells her that women shouldn’t have jobs, they should just be teachers or nurses.

To start with, she lashes out but she gradually comes to realise that the best answer to such taunts is to prove herself capable of doing as well, if not better, than her fellow students. She makes the grade, outlasting many of the male students and becoming the first woman to graduate from the course.

It is a tough career choice because gamekeeping is not for the squeamish.

It requires portia to gut and prepare 20-stone deer for game butchers and to set traps that could take her hand off. As a ghillie, she is out in all weathers, traipsing through the

Scottish highlands with recalcitrant ponies.

She spends most of her time with men but her personal life is fragmented by insecure and seasonal employment which, during fallow periods, finds her building pheasant pens or trapping hedgehogs on benbecula in the outer Hebrides.

She has a taste for unusual pets which include a polecat, a raven and a hooded crow, all of which cause chaos in her rented cottages. The high point of her gamekeeping career is six years spent on the Isle of rum. With a population of just 30, the island is a tight community in which everyone helps each other. portia’s gamekeeping career is brought to an end by a chronic knee problem but she maintains her enthusiasm for conservation and now works for a red squirrel project in Aberdeenshire.

What emerges from this charming and unusual book is that gamekeeping is about conservation and about managing wildlife and their predators. Get it wrong and imported animals such as mink, grey squirrels or even hedgehogs will destroy the natural balance of an island. portia Simpson was probably a better gamekeeper than she is a writer, judging by the sometimes gushing tone of her book.

Nevertheless, she conjures up the camaraderie of her work and evokes the breathtaking beauty of the wild landscape of Scotland and its islands.

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Top fives Top five fiction 1. Night School

by Lee Child (bantam, £7.99) 2. The Kept Woman

by Karin Slaughter (Arrow, £7.99) 3. Daughters Of Castle Deverill

by Santa Montefiore (Simon & Schuster, £7.99) 4. Magic

by Danielle Steel (Corgi, £7.99) 5. Paper Hearts And Summer Kisses

by Carole Matthews (Sphere, £7.99)

Top five non-fiction 1. Mary Berry Everyday

by Mary Berry (bbC, £26) 2. Sapiens

by Yuval Noah Harari (Vintage, £9.99) 3. Soldier Spy

by Tom Marcus (penguin, £7.99) 4. Homo Deus

by Yuval Noah Harari (Vintage, £8.99) 5. How To Eat Better

by James Wong (Mitchell beazley, £20)

Top five children’s A New Map Of Love

by Abi Oliver (Macmillan, £12.99) After the death of his wife of 26 years, a bewildered George finds himself at the mercy of various local women hellbent on telling him what to do. Then along comes Sylvia Newsome. Widowed twice, stylish and seductive, she is unlike anyone George has ever met. His life takes a turn for the better but the summer of 1964 holds more surprises. Think Midsomer without the murders and you’ll come close to this charming, old-fashioned story of a man given a second chance in life.

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The Summer House Party

by Caro Fraser (Head of Zeus, £18.99) In the sultry summer of 1936, Sonia and Henry Haddon host a party at their Surrey home.

After a few days of pleasant relaxation, the guests are getting to know one another, some better than others. As sexual tension mounts, tempers fray before a shock discovery and an unexpected death. The country is moving closer to war and the fallout from that week rebounds on the characters in a wonderfully involving read.

To buy these books, see Express Bookshop on page 81.

1. Star Wars: Rogue One

by Matt Forbeck (Egmont, £6.99) 2. Peppa’s Easter Egg Hunt (ladybird, £4.99) 3. Grandpa’s Great Escape

by David Walliams (HarperCollins Children’s, £6.99) 4. The Girl Of Ink & Stars

by Kiran Millwood Hargrave (Chicken House, £6.99) 5. Disney Beauty And The Beast: Book Of The Film (parragon, £6.99)

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Honey Is love’s greatest gift knowing when it’s time to say goodbye?

A touching short story

by Rachel Abbott

© RAcHEL ABBott 2017 / ILLuStRAtIoN: GEttY IMAGES

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t’s dark in here, but I don’t mind.

I wish I had a cushion though. the floor is hard and I have pulled my knees close to my chest, arms around them, to try to keep warm.

It’s a strange place to hide, but I find the familiar scents of my family comforting.

I lift one hand and feel for my hair. Its silky smoothness has always soothed me. But it’s not there. I had forgotten.

“Jake!” I hear a shout from the kitchen. “come and get your breakfast please.” there’s a clatter of feet on wooden stairs, and then the low murmur of voices. I hear footsteps and I think they’re coming towards me, but I’m wrong.

“Lily!” there is no answer.

“Jake, go and find your sister for me, will you. She’s hiding again.”

Jake moans quietly. “Aw, Dad, she’ll turn up when she’s ready.”

“Just do it, Jake. You’ll miss the school bus if she’s not down soon.” feet stomp back up the stairs, much more slowly this time. I can hear Jake shouting “Lily!” with a note of irritation in his young voice. finally, there’s another rush of feet on the stairs.

“She’s coming, Dad. What are we having for breakfast?” “toast and honey.”

Honey. the sound of the word makes me think of a pool of warm, amber gel, but in my mind I’m standing in it, my feet stuck to the

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ground, rooting me to the spot. I know I should move on, but I can’t.

And honey means more than that to me.

I hear the softer tread of feet coming down the stairs.

Lily: my beautiful seven-year-old Lily with her blonde curls and her angelic smile. the burble of conversation goes on in the kitchen, with the occasional burst of laughter. then I hear movement again.

“Get your coats, kids.” footsteps start to move along the hallway. they’re coming towards me. the small door is yanked open, and a hand reaches in. “there you are, Honey. I was wondering where you’d got to. How did you get in there? the kids are off, now. come and say goodbye.”

As I crawl out, I hear the bolt being pushed back into position.

I follow my husband towards the door where my children are waiting. they don’t raise their eyes to look at me – they don’t see me. I lift my hand to my hair again and feel the bare patches there.

I look at my wonderful children and know that they don’t understand what’s going on, and I don’t want them to.

My husband’s calm expression belies what I know are his true feelings. “Say goodbye to the children, Honey.”

He’s still smiling, but I can see

how forced it is. His hand reaches out and I think for a moment that he’s reaching for me, that he wants to stroke my hair – forgetting that it’s no longer there.

But after a moment his hand drops back down to his side and his expression changes. He is gritting his teeth – waiting for the moment when the children are out of sight and he can let go.

I smile at my children, but they’re not looking at me. they’re looking at their father. one after the other they walk towards him and hug him.

“Love you, Dad,” they say in turn. their eyes never meet mine.

As they walk away down the driveway I want to run after them and tell them how much I love them, but it would make no sense to them at all. He waits until they are out of sight, then closes the door. He leans against it and stares at me, through me.

He’s not seeing me, or at least not as I am now. He’s seeing that other me – the slightly chubby, happy person with the long auburn hair. I ache with sadness and know that it’s time to leave – to desert my beautiful children.

He falls to his knees. “come here, Honey,: he whispers.

Honey trots towards him, knowing – as I do – what is coming. She lies

down and rests her chin on his thighs, looking up devotedly into his face. He strokes her gently and she lifts her head and starts to lick the tears from his face.

“She’s here, isn’t she, Honey?” he asks. Since I’ve been gone Honey has started using her nose to push open the under-stairs cupboard.

She never used to do that before.

But she knows that I like being in there, listening to my family and inhaling their unique perfumes. It’s because of Honey that he knows when I’m here, and I know how much it’s hurting him.

It’s time for me to go. And I mustn’t come back again.

If Honey can sense me here, then somewhere, deep in their subconscious minds, my husband and children might feel me too.

I need to let go of them, and they of me. It’s time.

As I pass the mirror in the hall I look in it, but all I see is the wall behind me. I don’t see my own red-rimmed eyes and the thin, pale face with patches of wispy hair. I see nothing other than an empty room.

Rachel Abbott’s latest novel, The Sixth Window (Black Dot, £7.99) is out now. See Express Bookshop on page 81. See Amazon for the e-book price £3.48.

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INTERvIEW “I’vE never liked having my photo taken.

But there are many pictures of me as Marlene, the character created for me by the brilliant writer, John Sullivan, for Only Fools And Horses.

This photograph is just one of several that reflect the amazing adventures we had while making it.

In this photograph taken in 1991, my Tv husband Boycie (John Challis) and I are in the Everglades National Park in Miami. John Sullivan had written a two-part Christmas special entitled Miami Twice. In the story, Del Boy and Rodney fly to Miami on holiday, get embroiled with the local Mafia, and finally get rescued from imminent death by Boycie and Marlene, who happen to be on holiday there, too, taking their small son, Tyler, on a sightseeing trip to the Everglades.

This photograph was taken just as we are about to get on an airboat, a flat-bottomed vessel with a great big propeller on the back.

Our driver, Wayne, had a golden mane of curly hair and was flying a Confederate flag from the mast.

He shouted, ‘Yee-haw!’ as we raced across the water, pointing out that all around us were terrifying enormous alligators!

Eventually, the plot has Del Boy and Rodney appearing from the undergrowth covered in slimy vegetation and looking extremely scared. Boycie and Marlene come to the rescue. We were not in the scene where the boys came face-to-face with an alligator, known

as Al the Gator. The alligator came with his own handler, Sean, who held the beast until the director called, ‘Action!’ Al the Gator was then supposed to scuttle up to a large bowl of food. The director called ‘action’ again but the alligator clearly wasn’t interested in the food. He headed straight for us, the onlookers. My video footage is of the sky and trees as the crew all legged it, while Sean, with a superb dive, landed on the alligator and managed to wrap duct tape around its jaws. And we wonder why actors are always warned, ‘Never work with children or animals!’

John and I were scheduled to be there for three days. But at the end of our final day’s filming, John and I were told that we would have to hang around for seven days before completing our scenes. Mark, my husband, gamely took the news on the chin. Our son freddie was then five and daughter Harriet was six and Mark had a full-time job running the Theatre Royal in Windsor. But he managed.

When I think back to how it all started, I remember I was three months pregnant with freddie when I got a call from my agent asking me if I’d be interested in the idea of one day’s filming, playing Marlene, the wife of dodgy second-hand car-dealer, Boycie in the situation comedy Only Fools And Horses. At that stage of my career I tended to be offered rather posh parts. But I had done a slightly off-the-wall series entitled End Of Part One, playing many different roles in a series of sketches. Ray Butt, the producer, knew me from that, and without an audition or even an interview I was offered

the chance to play Marlene.

When Only Fools And Horses came to an end, John Challis and I did four very enjoyable theatre tours, and in 2005 John Sullivan suggested that we might like to do a spin-off series starring Boycie and Marlene. And so The Green Green Grass was born. It was filmed in Shropshire, much of it around John Challis’s own beautiful home – and we had four gloriously happy years being those characters again.

Not all, but much of, my career has been in comedy. It’s a joy to

make people laugh. When I look at this photograph, I confess that John and I had a wonderful week off, staying in the luxurious, tropical oasis of Coconut Grove – all expenses paid and enjoying the delights of downtown Miami with not a care in the world. I never cease to believe that I am one of the luckiest actresses in the world.”

Sue is starring in Ray Cooney’s Out Of Order touring the UK until July 22.

Visit cooneyonstage.com.

My favourite photograph by actress Sue Holderness Sue, 67, recalls swapping Peckham for Miami for a Christmas special of Only Fools And Horses – and a close encounter with Al the Gator Words by Tony Padman 58

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watch What to

Drama, comedy and celebrities on tour – Tom Atkinson reveals the best on the box

Programme of the week Line Of Duty

Tonight, 9pm, BBC1

Line Of Duty does many things brilliantly, not least TV’s tensest interviews, but there’s one thing it has completely got away with. The violent criminal we’ve all waited weeks to unmask has one of the silliest serious drama names in recent memory: Balaclava Man. Still, it hasn’t detracted from excellent Sunday night viewing and we’re already wondering how we’re going to fill the gap.

But there’s the small matter of what the BBC are calling an “explosive” finale to deal with first and, with a “climactic duel” promised, this is going to be the whole week’s talking point.

Peter Kay’s Car Share

Better Late Than Never

Jamestown

The news continues to disappoint but a man in a car is giving everyone something to smile about.

OK, so that man is Britain’s favourite funnyman Peter Kay, but even he must be surprised by Car Share’s success. In this final episode, will John and Kayleigh become more than friends?

Henry “The Fonz” Winkler, William “Captain Kirk” Shatner and George “fat-reducing grill” Foreman are off on a tour of Asia. And while we’ve not heard of their fourth member, American football’s Terry Bradshaw, the chance to see this iconic line-up share the trip of a lifetime is too good to miss.

With the makers of Downton Abbey and writer of Lark Rise To Candleford behind it, this new series has pedigree. The 17th-century story follows three women heading to Virginia to marry men who have paid for their passage, but hardship awaits them in the New World.

Tuesday, 9pm, BBC1

Soap watch

Holed up with him at a remote cottage, Tracy assures fugitive Rob b that they’re in this together. But is that what he wants to hear? And in any case, could Amy drop them both in it? Elsewhere, Robert asks Michelle to move in with him.

Tuesday is Jane’s birthday, but she’s the one who gives Ian a surprise. Meanwhile, Alexandra and Madison persuade Louise to have them over for a chilled-out night – but they have other plans – and Shirley throws a farewell do for Tracey.

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Friday, 9pm, Sky 1

Mike Ward ard tunes in a and catches up on the latest in the wonderful world of soapland

Coronation Street

EastEnders

Wednesday, 10pm, ITV4

Emmerdale E

D Determined to keep guard over her cattle, an exhausted Moira h hears a noise in the barn and h iinstinctively fires her shotgun – unaware the bullet has hit ssomeone. In other news, Jai is dreading a custody fight for Eliza d and d is Emma’s deadly secret about to be exposed?

Neighbours

David (above) is left fighting for his life tomorrow after an accident at the Backpackers. Meanwhile, Sonya’s behaviour worries Steph, and Jack takes the moral high ground in a row with Paige.

Hollyoaks

Scott is heartbroken on Tuesday when plans for him to meet his biological family are cancelled. Meanwhile, Louis is shocked

by Simone’s life-changing decision.

Home And Away

VJ is left terrified by his own actions when he loses his temper while looking after baby Luc. Also this week, will Phoebe agree to marry Justin?

Doctors

Al falls victim to an identity theft scam and Valerie decides she wants a baby.

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Countryfile, 7pm 6.00

Breakfast (S) (W) (HD) 7.50 Match Of The Day (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 The Big Questions (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 Sunday Politics (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News, Weather (W) (HD) 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 Wanted Down Under (rpt) (S) (W) 3.15 Flog It! (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 4.05 Points Of View (S) (W) (HD) 4.20 Escape To The Country (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 5.05 Songs Of Praise (S) (W) (HD) 5.40 Pointless Celebrities (rpt) (S) (W) (HD)

6.30 BBC NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (HD) 6.50 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W) 7.00 CouNTRyfiLE Ellie Harrison visits Warwickshire for Hedgehog Awareness Week and meets three girls who have set up a rehab centre for the animals.

Steve Brown meets local volunteers trying to preserve wildlife along the river Tame and its floodplain, while John Craven visits a nature reserve that doubles as a burial ground. Adam Henson meets a farming family in Cumbria and Tom Heap explores Scotland’s salmon industry. (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 ANTiquES RoADSHoW Fiona Bruce and the team head for the attractive gardens of Trelissick, near Truro in Cornwall. Objects under examination include a bust of Winston Churchill found at the bottom of a lake and a group of medals owned by a proud grandson.

A lifebelt tells the graphic story of a shipwreck off the Lizard peninsula in which the crew were rescued in desperate circumstances. (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 LiNE of DuTy Nick is about to be charged with Tim Ifield’s murder, but the AC-12 team is running out of time to prove that Roz was involved in the crime. Last in the series. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 BBC NEWS, WEATHERE Latest headlines. (HD) 10.20 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W) 10.30 mATCH of THE DAy 2 Mark Chapman reviews the day’s Premier League action, including Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal, Everton v Chelsea and Manchester United v Swansea City. (S) (W) (HD) 11.50 THE WomEN’S fooTBALL SHoW Eilidh Barbour presents action from the latest FA WASL Spring Series fixtures, including Sunderland v Arsenal. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) (W) (HD) 12.30 BBC News. Catch up with the latest headlines. (S) (HD)

BBC 2

Live Snooker: The World Championship, 2pm & 7pm 6.30

A To Z Of TV Gardening (rpt) 7.15 Around The World In 80 Gardens (rpt) (HD) 8.15 The Beechgrove Garden (HD) 8.50 Countryfile (rpt) (HD) 9.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (HD) 11.15 Nigel Slater: Eating Together (rpt) (HD) 11.45 Simply Nigella. Food writer Nigella Lawson examines how different days require certain types of food, sharing her favourite menu to help get that balance right in the kitchen. She prepares a light salad of salmon, avocado, watercress and pumpkin seeds, plus a chicken shawarma with an array of spices, sauces and flatbreads – a dish inspired by a Lebanese kebab that is perfect for feeding a crowd. (rpt) (HD) 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (HD) 1.00 Athletics: World Relay Championship Highlights.

Nick Hope presents action from the two-day event at the Thomas Robinson Stadium in Nassau, Bahamas, which featured men’s and women’s 4 x 100m, 4 x 200m, 4 x 400m, 4 x 800m and distance medley races. (HD) 2.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship. Hazel Irvine presents coverage of the opening session of the final at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, where the first eight frames are scheduled to take place. (HD)

6.00 AmAziNg HoTELS: LifE BEyoND THE LoBBy Giles Coren and Monica Galetti join the staff working in some of the most unusual hotels around the world, learning the tricks of the trade. (rpt) (HD) 7.00 LiVE SNookER: THE WoRLD CHAmpioNSHip Hazel Irvine presents all the action from the second session of the final at Sheffield’s Crucible Theatre, where a further nine frames are scheduled to take place. The second session of last year’s final saw Ding Junhui stage a fightback to trail Mark Selby by just one frame at 7-8, before the Jester from Leicester recovered to end the day with a 10-7 lead. The commentary team features five former world champions in Dennis Taylor, Steve Davis, John Parrott, Ken Doherty and Stephen Hendry, along with Willie Thorne and John Virgo. (S) (W) (HD) (2011) A stuntman who moonlights 11.00 fiLm DRiVE as a getaway driver tries to protect the wife and child of an imprisoned criminal. When the convict is released, the driver tries to convince him to give up his life of crime for his family’s sake, but when they work together on a robbery, they end up drawn into a conflict with the Mafia. Crime drama, with Ryan Gosling and Bryan Cranston. (HD) 12.35 Sign Zone: Question Time (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 1.35 Sign Zone: Holby City (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 2.30 This Is BBC Two (S) (HD)

ITV

grantchester, 9pm 6.00

CITV: Bottom Knocker Street (rpt) 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street (rpt) 6.25 Sooty (rpt) 6.35 Signed Stories: Share A Story (rpt) 6.40 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (rpt) 6.50 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (rpt) 7.00 Oddbods (rpt) (W) 7.05 Marvel Avengers Assemble (rpt) 7.30 Thunderbirds Are Go (rpt) 7.55 NinjaGo: Masters Of Spinjitzu (rpt) 8.25 ITV News (W) 8.30 Weekend (W) (HD) 9.25 Countrywise: Guide To Britain (rpt) (HD) 10.00 Peston On Sunday (HD) 11.00 Judge Rinder (rpt) (W) (HD) 12.00 ITV News, Weather (W) 12.05 Fishing Impossible (rpt) (HD) 12.35 Who’s Doing The Dishes? (rpt) (W) (HD) 1.35 Tipping Point (rpt) (W) (HD) 2.40 Britain’s Got Talent (rpt) (W) (HD) 4.00 FILM: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) James Bond adventure, starring George Lazenby. (HD)

6.35 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W) 6.45 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 7.00 BigHEADS (2/6) Jason Manford hosts the comedy gameshow in which members of the public compete in a series of bizarre physical challenges while wearing giant model heads of David Beckham, Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Prince Charles and Queen Victoria. They must dodge past giant bouncers to get into a nightclub, fight over microphones to record a single, and get away before the paparazzi see them. (W) (HD) 8.00 THE DuRRELLS Larry’s latest novel is being published in England – but his siblings do not seem to be very impressed, his mother is more concerned with baking food to sell at the market, and even his attempts to show off in a local bar go unnoticed. (HD) 9.00 gRANTCHESTER (2/6) The villagers play a cricket match against nearby Whittlesford, but after an incident involving contaminated beer, one batsman is found poisoned. Guest starring Peter Davison. (HD) 10.00 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.20 LETHAL WEApoN (9/18) The festive holiday season weighs heavily on Riggs, who flashes back to past Christmases with his late wife Miranda. Clayne Crawford stars. (rpt) (W) (HD) 11.20 pREmiERSHip RugBy uNioN Highlights of the latest top-flight fixtures, which included Harlequins v Wasps, Bath v Gloucester and Exeter Chiefs v Northampton Saints. (W) (HD) 12.15 Peston On Sunday (rpt) (W) (HD) 1.10 Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK (W) (HD) 3.50 The Cube (rpt) (W) 4.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt)

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BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 6.00 Scrum V Sunday 6.45 Coast BBC2 SCoTLAND As BBC2 except: 6.00-7.00 Sportscene BBC2 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC2 except: 11.00 The Blame Game 11.30 Sunday Politics Northern Ireland 11.55 QI. Quiz show. 12.30-12.35 Wild on Water – Strangford Seals

iTV mERiDiAN As ITV except: 12.04-12.05 Local Weather 6.35-6.45 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather iTV CENTRAL As ITV except: 12.04-12.05 Local Weather 6.356.45 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather iTV ANgLiA As ITV except: 12.04-12.05 Local Weather 6.35-6.45 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather iTV yoRkSHiRE As ITV except: 12.04-12.05 Local Weather 6.35-6.45 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather iTV TyNE TEES As ITV except: 12.04-12.05 Local Weather 6.35-6.45 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather iTV gRANADA As ITV except: 12.04-12.05 Local Weather 6.35-6.45 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather

iTV BoRDER As ITV except: 6.35 Local News. Latest headlines. iTV WEST As ITV except: 12.04-12.05 Local Weather 6.35-6.45 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather iTV WALES As ITV WEST except: 12.04 Local Weather 12.0512.35 Newsweek Wales 6.35 Local News 10.19 Local Weather S4C 6.00 Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 Clwb Rygbi 11.30 Dal Ati: Dal Ati: Bore Da 12.30 Dal Ati: Dal Ati 1.30 Sgorio 4.25 Pobol y Rhondda 5.00 Cartrefi Cefn Gwlad Cymru 6.00 Rownd a Rownd 6.25 Rownd a Rownd 6.50 Pobol y Cwm 7.20 Newyddion a’r Tywydd 7.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 8.00 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo 8.30 Cofio gyda John Ogwen 9.00 Y Llyfrgell 10.40 Y Ditectif 11.10-11.45 Aled Jones: Fy Nhaith Glasurol

CHANNEL 4

escape To Costa rica, 7pm 6.10

The King Of Queens (rpt) 6.35 The King Of Queens (rpt) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 7.55 Frasier (rpt) 8.25 Frasier (rpt) 9.00 Sunday Brunch (HD) 12.00 Formula 1 Russian Grand Prix Live Build-Up (HD) 12.35 Formula 1 Russian Grand Prix Live. Coverage of the fourth round (Start-time 1.00pm). (HD) 3.10 Formula 1 Russian Grand Prix Live Reaction (HD) 4.30 World’s Most Expensive Cars (HD) 5.35 Channel 4 News (HD)

6.05 GeorGe ClArke’S old HouSe, new Home (2/5) George visits a Grade-II listed worker’s cottage in Hampshire, as his mission to future-proof historic houses continues. Due to restrictions on planning permissions, the property has become somewhat disorganised and is in need of a careful makeover. Seeking inspiration, George tours a Victorian stable that was renovated to add a gym, cinema and roof garden and heads to a farmhouse in East Sussex to view a smart and stylish solution to the problem of designing new, accessible bathrooms for period properties. (rpt) (HD) 7.00 new eSCAPe To CoSTA rICA (1/3) SerIeS Science writer Gaia Vince explores the island, which is the most sustainable nation in the world, home to over 500,000 species of animal and with a national grid run on rivers and volcanoes that is due to be carbon neutral by 2021. She meets the republic’s president, who explains his environmental policies and joins a team of scientists helping to preserve the island’s forests and wildlife. (HD) 8.00 dArk oF THe FIlm TrAnSFormerS: moon (2011) The heroic autobots discover that a spaceship from their own planet crashed into the moon decades ago, carrying their former leader and an incredibly powerful device.

They must fight to defend the human race as their enemies the decepticons plot to use this machine to rebuild their own world and destroy the Earth.

Sci-fi adventure sequel, with Shia LaBeouf. (W) (HD) 11.00 GoGGleBox Capturing the households instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas. (rpt) (HD) 12.05 FILM: Mud (2012) Drama, starring Matthew McConaughey.

(W) (HD) 2.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.50 Gillette World Sport 3.15 Shipping Wars UK (rpt) (HD) 3.40 Building The Dream (HD) 4.35 Location, Location, Location (rpt) (HD) 5.30 Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD)

CHANNEL 5

Housesitter, 4pm 6.00

Milkshake! Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.05 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.10 Monkey (rpt) (HD) 6.15 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 6.30 Bob The Builder (rpt) (HD) 6.40 Fireman Sam (rpt) (HD) 6.50 Olly The Little White Van (HD) 7.00 Olly The Little White Van (HD) 7.10 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 7.25 Blaze And The Monster Machines (HD) 7.50 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) (HD) 8.10 Wissper (rpt) (HD) 8.20 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rpt) (HD) 8.55 Football On 5: The Championship (rpt) (HD) 9.45 Football On 5: Goal Rush (rpt) (HD) 10.00 Great Birmingham 10k. Ayo Akinwolere presents live coverage of the race.

(HD) 12.00 FILM: Getting Even With Dad (1994) Family comedy, starring Macaulay Culkin and Ted Danson. (W) (HD) 2.00 FILM: Three Men And A Little Lady (1990) Comedy sequel, starring Tom Selleck. (W) (HD) 4.00 FILM: Housesitter (1992) An architect has a fling with a kooky waitress, who takes it upon herself to move into his house and pass herself off as his wife.

Romantic comedy, starring Steve Martin. (W) (HD)

6.00

Hood: PrInCe oF THIeVeS FIlm roBIn (1991) An English nobleman returns home

from the crusades to find his father has been murdered and the local people are repressed by the tyrannical rule of the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Branded an outlaw, he recruits a group of bandits to fight for justice and protect the downtrodden.

Action adventure, starring Kevin Costner, Alan Rickman, Morgan Freeman and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. Edited for daytime broadcast.

8.55 5 newS weekend The day’s headlines. (HD) 9.00 GreATeST eVer 90S moVIeS Patsy Kensit presents a countdown of some of the most memorable films from the last decade of the 20th century, including Titanic, Trainspotting, Goodfellas and The Shawshank Redemption.

Ranked according to their success at the box-office, Patsy reveals which films released between 1990 and 1999 managed to capture the public’s imagination on their initial cinematic debuts. (rpt) 11.50 FooTBAll on 5: GoAl ruSH Action from the final fixtures of the regular season in League One, including Southend United v Bury, Bristol Rovers v Millwall and Gillingham v Fleetwood Town. (HD) 12.35 Criminals: Caught On Camera (rpt) (HD) 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 FILM: Charade (1963) A distraught widow is pursued by her husband’s killers. Romantic thriller, starring Audrey Hepburn. (W) 5.00 House Doctor (rpt) 5.25 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL) 5.50 Roary The Racing Car (rpt) (SL)

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6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Dance Moms 8.45 8 Simple Rules 10.30 My Wife and Kids 4.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 8.00 On Benefits: 30 Stone and Claiming 9.00 On Benefits: Baked Bean King 10.00 On Benefits: Breadline Scousers 11.00 You’re the Worst 11.30 Idiotsitter. New series. American comedy, starring Jillian Bell and Charlotte Newhouse. 12.00midnight South Park 12.30 South Park 1.00 Baby Faced Brides 2.00 Top 20 Funniest 2.50 American Horror Story: Asylum 3.35 That ’70s Show

6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Catch a Contractor 9.45 Film: The Reckoning (2015) 11.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.25pm Film: Columbo: Murder by the Book (1971) (PG) 3.00 Film: Columbo: Murder Under Glass (1978) (PG) 4.30 Film: Columbo: Death Lends a Hand (1971) (PG) 6.00 NCIS: New Orleans 7.00 NCIS: New Orleans 8.00 NCIS 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 CSI: NY 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00midnight Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Sunday

30 april 2017 ITV2 6.25am Emmerdale 9.00 Coronation Street 11.25 Take Me Out 12.40pm Catchphrase 1.20 You’ve Been Framed! Goes Wild! 2.25 Film: Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium (2007,U) 4.15 Britain’s Got Talent 5.40 Britain’s Got More Talent 6.45 Film: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005,12)9.00 Take Me Out – The Gossip 10.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 12.25am The Cleveland Show 1.25 The Vampire Diaries ITV3 6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Goodnight Mister Tom 8.30 Murder, She Wrote 9.35 Heartbeat 11.40 Film: Forever Young (1992,PG) 1.40pm A Touch of Frost 3.50 Foyle’s War 5.55 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Royal Stories 9.00 Prince Harry in Africa 10.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wire in the Blood 2.00 Lewis ITV4 6.2am Ironside 8.00 The Darts Show 8.35 Pawn Stars 11.25 Cycling 12.00noon Cycling: Tour de Yorkshire Live. The third and final stage. 5.30 Pawn Stars 5.55 The Chase Celebrity Special 7.00 Cycling: Tour de Yorkshire 8.00 Premiership Rugby Union 9.00 Car Wars 10.05 Film: Beetlejuice (1988,15) 11.05 FYI Daily 11.10 Film: Beetlejuice (1988,15) 12.00midnight River Monsters 2.05 Fifth Gear 2.55 ITV4 Nightscreen BBC Four 7.00pm The Birth of British Music 8.00 The Secret Life of the Motorway 9.00 Horizon: Dancing in the Dark – The End of Physics? 10.00 Trump’s First 100 Days 11.00 Being Evel Knievel: Storyville 12.30am The BBC at War 1.30 Metamorphosis – The Science of Change 2.30 Horizon: Dancing in the Dark – The End of Physics?

Sky 1 6.00am Hour of Power 7.00 Monkey Business 9.30 Modern Family 11.00 WWE Raw Hlts 12.00noon Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special 12.30 Football’s Funniest Moments 1.00 Live Nissan Super Sunday. Buildup to Everton v Chelsea. 2.05 Modern Family 6.00 The Simpsons 7.30 Wild Things 8.30 Carters Get Rich 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 MacGyver 12.00midnight The Blacklist: Redemption 1.00 Most Daring 2.00 Revolution 3.00 Arrow 4.00 Ninja Warrior Sky ATlAnTIC 6.00am Fish Town 9.00 The West Wing 1.00pm House 3.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Big Little Lies 10.10 Real Time with Bill Maher 11.20 Veep 11.55 The Trip to Spain 12.30am Billions 1.40 uerrilla 2.45 Westworld 3.50 Girls 4.20 Storm City Sky CInemA PremIere 6.00am The Legend Of Tarzan (2016,12) 8.00 Barbershop: A Fresh Cut (2016,12) 10.10 Queen of Earth (2015,15) 11.55 X-Men: Apocalypse (2016,12) 2.30pm Sausage Party (2016,18) 4.15 The Legend Of Tarzan (2016,12) 6.15 Queen of Earth (2015,15) 8.00 X-Men: Apocalypse (2016,12) 10.30 Sausage Party (2016,18) 12.05am Barbershop: A Fresh Cut (2016,12) 2.05 Let’s Be Evil (2016,15) FIlm4 11.00am Hercules (1983,15) 1.00pm Song of the Sea (2014,PG) 2.50 Dr Seuss’ The Lorax (2012,U) 4.30 Short Circuit (1986,PG) 6.35 Mrs Doubtfire (1993,12) 9.00 Now You See Me (2013,12) 11.15 The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009,15) 1.20am The Player (1992,15) CBS ACTIon 6.00am Teleshopping 8.30 Tomorrow’s World 9.00 Diagnosis Murder 2.00pm Touched by an Angel 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 Homestead 8.00 The High Chaparral 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.55am Ultimate Force 4.15 Thunder in Paradise CBS reAlITy 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Tomorrow’s World 8.00 The Key of David 8.30 The Lord’s Challenge 9.00 Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey 7.00 Hoarders 9.00 The Alps Murders 10.00 Teens Who Kill 11.00 Forensic Investigators 1.00am The Alps Murders 2.00 Teens Who Kill 3.00 Teleshopping Sky SPorTS 1 6.00am SPFL Highlights 6.30 Premier League Highlights 8.30 SPFL Highlights 9.00 North London Derby – Boots Are Off 9.30 The Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00pm Live Nissan Super Sunday. Build-up to Everton v Chelsea. 2.00 Live Nissan Super Sunday. Everton v Chelsea (Kick-off 2.05pm). 4.15 Live Nissan Super Sunday. Tottenham v Arsenal (Kick-off 4.30pm). 7.00 EFL Goals 7.30 Spanish Football Gold 7.40 Live La Liga Football. Celta Vigo v Athletic Bilbao (Kick-off 7.45pm). 9.40 Spanish Football Gold 10.00 Premier League Highlights 11.30 Goals on Sunday 12.30am Premier League Highlights 2.00 Goals on Sunday 3.00 Premier League Highlights 4.30 Goals on Sunday 5.30 Spanish Football Gold

BBC 1

Saving Mr Banks, 8.30pm 6.00

6.30 6.45 6.55 7.00 7.30

8.00

8.30

10.30 10.50 11.00

BBC 2

Times vary

Breakfast (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 Rip Off Britain (S) (W) (HD) 9.45 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 10.45 The Wanted (S) (W) (HD) 11.30 Claimed And Shamed (S) (W) (HD) 12.00 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At One, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.20 Local News, (S) Weather (W) 1.30 The Boss. Susan Calman hosts the quiz. (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 Escape To The Country (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.15 Garden Rescue. Charlie Dimmock and Dave and Harry Rich head to Watford. (S) (W) (HD) 4.00 Money For Nothing (rpt) (S) (W) 5.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S) (HD) 5.45 Pointless. Presented by Alexander Armstrong. (rpt) (S)

BBC NEWS Latest global headlines. (S) (W) (HD) LoCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER Regional stories. pARTy ELECTioN BRoADCAST (rpt) (S) (W) THE oNE SHoW Alex Jones, Matt Baker and a team of roving reporters present topical and engaging stories from around the UK. (S) (W) (HD) MASTERCHEF (18/25) The semi-finals get under way with the nine remaining contenders cooking dishes showcasing their favourite ingredients, before one of the hopefuls is eliminated. (S) (W) (HD) EASTENDERS Michelle begins her community service, Woody’s latest decision does not go down too well and Denise hides her financial troubles from her friends and family. (S) (W) (HD) MR BANkS (2013) Walt Disney FiLM SAViNg becomes determined to adapt Mary Poppins into a film, but faces an obstacle in the shape of author PL Travers, who resists the idea of a sentimental Hollywood version of her book. As the movie mogul’s charm offensive comes unstuck, he begins to realise why the story is so important to its creator. Fact-based drama, with Emma Thompson, Tom Hanks, Paul Giamatti and Colin Farrell. (S) (W) BBC NEWS Latest global headlines. (S) (W) (HD) LoCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER Regional stories.

ALL RouND To MRS BRoWN’S (6/6) West End star Michael Ball and TV actress Sunetra Sarker join Agnes in her sitting room, as the Brown family matriarch’s Saturday night chat show concludes. Plus, the Vamps perform in session at Foleys. (rpt) (S) (W)

12.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You. Kirsty Young hosts an extended edition of the quiz. (S) (HD) 12.45 The Graham Norton Show. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) (W) 1.40 BBC News (S) (W) (HD)

Margin Call, 11pm 6.00

Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 Garden Rescue (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 9.00 FILM: The Titfield Thunderbolt (1953) Ealing comedy, starring Stanley Holloway, George Relph, John Gregson, Godfrey Tearle and Sid James. (S) (W) (HD) 10.25 David Niven: Talking Pictures (rpt) (S) (W) 11.10 FILM: Around The World In 80 Days (1956) Oscar-winning period adventure, based on Jules Verne’s novel, starring David Niven, Cantinflas and Shirley MacLaine. (S) (HD) 2.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship. Hazel Irvine presents coverage from the third session of the final, as the players face a potential eight frames in the ranking tournament at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. (S) (W)

6.00 Top gEAR Another helping of four-wheel features, including test drives and reports on the latest models, plus a celebrity taking to the show’s test track in Star In A Reasonably Priced Car. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.00 LiVE SNookER: THE WoRLD CHAMpioNSHip Hazel Irvine introduces coverage of the concluding session of this year’s final at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, where the successful player needs to reach 18 frames to lift the famous trophy. Ding Junhui compiled the only century break in this session of last year’s final, but that would have been scant consolation to the Chinese star, as he was unable to reel in Mark Selby’s lead, as the world number one edged to his second world title, eventually winning 18-14 to cement his place at the top of the rankings in style. The commentary team features Dennis Taylor, Willie Thorne, Steve Davis, Ken Doherty, John Virgo, John Parrott and Stephen Hendry. (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 CALL (2011) A bitter executive FiLM MARgiN is dismissed from an investment bank, but plans his revenge by handing secret information on the company’s fortunes to a junior analyst. When the information is decoded, it reveals that the company is on the brink of a devastating financial crisis, a revelation that is soon spreading throughout the workforce. Drama, starring Kevin Spacey, Paul Bettany and Jeremy Irons. (S) (W) (HD) 12.40 Sign Zone: Countryfile. The team explores County Durham. (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 1.35 Sign Zone: Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby. Giles Coren and Monica Galetti work at Giraffe Manor in Kenya. (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 2.35 This Is BBC Two. Preview of upcoming programmes. (S) (W)

ITV

Coronation Street, 7.30pm & 8.30pm 6.00

Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W) (HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) 10.30 FILM: Columbo: Butterfly In Shades Of Grey (1993) Crime drama, with Peter Falk, William Shatner and Molly Hagan. (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.45 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Culinary Genius. Phil Vickery is this week’s guest judge on the cookery competition. (W) (HD) 4.00 Tipping Point (W) (HD) 5.00 Babushka (HD)

6.00 oFF THEiR RoCkERS (6/6) More camera pranks, featuring a guest appearance by Tulisa Contostavlos, who manages to lose her chauffeur. (rpt) (W) (HD) 6.25 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories. (W) 6.45 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 7.00 EMMERDALE Moira feels the pressure, while Sam gets the wrong idea when Megan tells him that Frank is going to move in with her. (W) (HD) 7.30 CoRoNATioN STREET Tracy assures a hiding Rob that she will explain all to Amy soon and Nathan thanks Bethany for looking after his mate, Neil. (W) 8.00 DEVoN AND CoRNWALL CopS Officers have to deal with tourists in Newquay and high-spirited football fans in Exeter. Last in the series. (W) (HD) 8.30 CoRoNATioN STREET Ken and Steve are concerned that Tracy has done a runner with Amy, while Nathan charms Bethany into coming home.

9.00 LiTTLE Boy BLuE (2/4) Family and friends attend the funeral of 11-year-old Rhys Jones, while a police raid leads to the recovery of the gun used in the murder, but the forensic tests on the firearm leaves the entire investigation hanging in the balance. (W) 10.00 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.19 iTV LoCAL WEATHER Regional forecast. (W) 10.20 DoN’T ASk ME ASk BRiTAiN (2/6) Interactive comedy game show hosted by Alexander Armstrong, which uses an app to poll the viewing public on moral dilemmas big and small. (rpt) (W) 11.20 JoANNA LuMLEy’S poSTCARDS (2/6) The actress recalls her journey around mainland Greece, beginning in Athens. (rpt) (W) (HD) 11.50 FiSHiNg iMpoSSiBLE (10/10) The team heads to Norway on a mission to catch a king crab. (rpt) (W) 12.15 Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD)

l (1/3) Episode Number (W) Widescreen (rpt) Repeat (S) Subtitles (AD) Audio Description (SL) Sign Language (HD) High Definition

REgioNAL VARiATioNS

BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.55 Party Election Broadcast BBC1 SCoTLAND As BBC1 except: 6.55-7.00 Party Election Broadcast 8.30 Would I Lie to You? 9.00 Scotland’s Superhospital 10.00-10.20 BBC News 10.30 Film: Saving Mr Banks (2013) (PG) 12.30 All Round to Mrs Brown’s 1.30 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 2.15 The Graham Norton Show 3.05-6.00 BBC News BBC1 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC1 except: 11.00 Keepin ’er Country 11.30 The Arts Show 12.00 All Round to Mrs Brown’s 1.00 The Graham Norton Show 1.50-6.00 BBC News. Headlines. iTV yoRkSHiRE As ITV except: 6.25-6.45 Local News. Latest headlines from the Yorkshire region. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather

iTV TyNE TEES As ITV except: 6.25-6.45 Local News. Latest regional headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather. Latest forecast. iTV gRANADA As ITV except: 6.25-6.45 Local News. Round-up of headlines. 10.19-10.20 Local Weather. Latest regional forecast. iTV WALES As ITV WEST except: 6.25-6.45 ITV News Wales at Six 8.00-8.30 Adrian’s Welsh Bites 10.19 Local Weather 10.20 Devon and Cornwall Cops 10.45-11.50 Don’t Ask Me Ask Britain S4C 6.25 Cyw: Sam Tân 6.35 Boj 6.45 Octonots 6.55 Heini 7.10 Ynys Broc Môr Lili 7.20 Igam Ogam 7.30 Jen a Jim a’r Cywiadur 7.45 Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 8.00 Meic y Marchog 8.15 Sara a Cwac 8.25 Y Brodyr Coala 8.35 Llan-ar-goll-en 8.50 Dwylo’r Enfys 9.05 Tomos a’i Ffrindiau 9.15 Y Diwrnod Mawr 9.30 Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 9.40

Falmai’r Fuwch 9.45 Bach a Mawr 10.00 Ben Dant 10.15 Sam Tân 10.25 Boj 10.40 Octonots 10.50 Peppa 10.55 Heini 11.10 Ynys Broc Môr Lili 11.20 Igam Ogam 11.30 Jen a Jim a’r Cywiadur 11.45 Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 12.00 Heno 1.00 Newyddion 1.05 Cegin Bryn: Y Dosbarth Meistr 1.30 Celwydd Noeth 2.00 Newyddion 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion 3.05 Tren Bach y Mwmbwls 3.30 Y Chwiorydd Davies: Casglu Dros Gymru 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Lois yn Erbyn Anni 5.10 Dreigiau: Gwarchodwyr Berc 5.30 Fideo Fi 5.40 Dennis a Dannedd 6.00 Newyddion 6.05 04 WAL: 2000 6.30 Sgorio 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Bywyd y Fet 8.55 Darllediad Etholiadol gan Plaid Cymru 9.00 Cefn Gwlad: Dydd Sadwrn Barlys 9.30 Ffermio 10.00-11.45 Clwb Rygbi

CHANNEL 4

The Island With Bear Grylls, 9pm 6.00

Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 6.25 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 6.50 The Big Bang Theory (rpt) 7.15 FILM: The House Of Magic (2013) Adventure, with the voice of Murray Blue. (W) 8.50 FILM: Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (2004) Drama, starring Lindsay Lohan. (W) (HD) 10.35 The Simpsons (rpt) 11.05 The Simpsons (rpt) 11.35 The Simpsons (rpt) 12.05 The Question Jury (rpt) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers (rpt) 2.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun (rpt) 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers (HD)

6.00 THe SImPSonS (4/22) In another helping of Halloween tales, Bart becomes a cyborg, Homer is hunted by Mr Burns and a witch casts a spell on Springfield’s residents at a fancy-dress party. (rpt) 6.30 HollyoAkS Mercedes and Lily support Scott, while Simone makes a life-changing decision.

Elsewhere, Neeta once again helps Sally with dating.

7.00 CHAnnel 4 neWS Latest headlines. (HD) 7.30 TrAVel mAn: 48 HourS In VIennA (1/8) Richard Ayoade explores the Austrian capital in the company of his IT Crowd co-star Chris O’Dowd, sampling the city’s finest food and drink. (rpt) (HD) 8.00 BrITAIn’S BIGGeST HoArderSExperts in the field of hoarding disorder spend over three months carefully treating two people who have a difficulty in discarding or parting with possessions – hoping to transform their lives and mend their relationships.

9.00 THe ISlAnd WITH BeAr GryllS The lack of food is an ever-pressing concern and tempers are fraying. Jordan is feeling out of sorts and then has a fight with Richie, while the members of the group are furious when Phil uses some olive oil to boost the fire rather than for food. (HD) 10.00 8 ouT oF 10 CATS doeS CounTdoWn Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show’s version of the quiz, with Jon Richardson and Chris Addison taking on Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan. Plus, David O’Doherty is in Dictionary Corner. (HD) 11.00 AlAn CArr: yAP, yAP, yAP! A performance filmed at the Hammersmith Apollo. The comedian regales the audience with tales of his dogs, going on safari and flying with Carol Vorderman. (rpt) 12.05 Tattoo Fixers (SL) 1.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (rpt) 1.55 Building The Dream 2.50 Location, Location, Location (rpt) 3.45 FILM: Raga: A Film Journey Into The Soul Of India (1971) Documentary about Indian musician Ravi Shankar. 5.25 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (rpt) (HD)

CHANNEL 5

The miranda Hart Story, 9pm 6.00

Milkshake! Lily’s Driftwood Bay (rpt) 6.05 Mofy 6.15 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.20 Little Princess (rpt) 6.30 Paw Patrol (rpt) 6.45 Bob The Builder (rpt) 6.55 Fireman Sam (rpt) 7.05 Thomas & Friends (rpt) 7.20 Milkshake! Monkey (rpt) 7.25 Shimmer And Shine 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) 7.50 Paw Patrol (rpt) 8.05 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.15 Digby Dragon (rpt) 8.30 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.50 Wissper (rpt) 9.00 Wanda And The Alien (rpt) 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (rpt) 12.05 5 News 12.10 Home And Away 12.40 Neighbours 1.10 FILM: Clash Of The Titans (1981) Adventure. 3.20 FILM: Jason And The Argonauts (1963) With Todd Armstrong. 5.30 5 News At 5 (W)

6.00 neIGHBourS The Lassiter’s Bonza Barbie Bash leads to Amy react badly and David attempt to hook up with one of the backpackers. (rpt) (HD) 6.30 Home And AWAy Phoebe seeks solace in alcohol, while Olivia has reservations when Hunter suggests they move in together. (rpt) (HD) 7.00 FIA World rAlly CHAmPIonSHIP HIGHlIGHTS The Rally Argentina. Highlights of the fifth round of the season, which took place in the lakeside resort of Villa Carlos Paz in the province of Cordoba. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD) 8.00 PolICe InTerCePTorS (6/12) Tim and Tom team up with Merseyside police to raid a house in Liverpool, Jim wrestles with an aggressive driver and officers respond to an alleged assault with a meat cleaver. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD) 9.00 THe mIrAndA HArT STory Profile of the comedian, examining her early years performing at the Edinburgh Festival in the 1990s. Her act led to supporting roles in Smack The Pony, Absolutely Fabulous and Not Going Out, before reaching stardom with writing and starring in her sitcom. (HD) 10.30 THe moST SHoCkInG CeleBrITy momenTS oF 2016 Louis Walsh, Michelle Visage, Darren Day, Bobby Norris, Chloe Khan, Eamonn Holmes, Kerry Katona, Stefan Dennis and Len Goodman recall the year’s showbiz events. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split, while the curious coupling of Liam Payne and Cheryl occurred. Meanwhile, Justin Bieber was mean to his fans and Kanye West reignited his long-running feud with Taylor Swift. (rpt) 1.15

SuperCasino 3.10 Body Of Proof (rpt) (HD) 4.00 Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (rpt) (SL) 4.45 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.10 Great Scientists (rpt) (SL) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL)

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6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Access 8.10 That ’70s Show 8.35 Dance Moms 10.15 8 Simple Rules 11.10 Film: Over Her Dead Body (2008) (12) Supernatural comedy. 1.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 2.00 Can’t Pay Special: Big Family Bust Up 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 Gilmore Girls 6.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 7.00 Home and Away 7.35 World’s Worst Tenants 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 9.00 Film: The Equalizer (2014) (15) Action thriller. 11.40 South Park 12.15am South Park

6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 The Mysteries of Laura 10.00 Law & Order 11.00 Law & Order 12.00noon CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 The Mysteries of Laura 4.00 Law & Order 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 NCIS 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00midnight Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.00 CSI: NY – Lindsay’s Dark Secret Part One 2.00 CSI: NY 3.00 Chicago PD

BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY 1 MAY 2017

ITV2 6.25am You’ve Been Framed! Gold Top 100 Weddings 7.10 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.35 You’ve Been Framed! XXL 10.30 Film: Flubber (U) 12.25pm Emmerdale 12.55 Coronation Street 2.00 Totally You’ve Been Framed! Gold 2.35 Film: The Incredible Hulk (12) 4.45 Film: Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (U) 6.55 Film: Evan Almighty (PG) 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 Great Indoors 10.00 American Dad! 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 The Cleveland Show 12.25am Two and a Half Men ITV3 6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Heartbeat 7.25 Margery and Gladys 9.30 Judge Judy 10.55 Road to Avonlea 11.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.15 Where the Heart Is 4.20 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 4.50 Love Your Garden 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Rosemary & Thyme 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe ITV4 6.00am Minder 6.50 Ironside 8.55 The Sweeney 9.55 Minder 10.55 Ax Men 11.55 Cash Cowboys 12.55pm The Car Chasers 1.55 The Saint 2.55 Ironside 4.00 Film: Superman (1978,PG) 7.00 Pawn Stars 8.00 The Chase Celebrity Special 9.00 Film: Lethal Weapon 4 (1998,15) 11.30 Bundesliga Football Highlights BBC Four 7.00pm 100 Days 7.30 Orangutan Diary 8.00 Timeshift: Penny Blacks & Twopenny Blues – How Britain Got Stuck on Stamps 9.00 Amsterdam: An Art Lovers’ Guide 10.00 Film: Girl with a Pearl Earring (12) 11.30 Harlots, Housewives & Heroines: A 17th Century History for Girls 12.30am Botany: A Blooming History Sky 1 6.00am Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 It’s Me or the Dog 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 Forever 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Haven 5.00 Modern Family 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Inside the Freemasons 9.00 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud 10.00 A League of Their Own US Road Trip 11.00 A League of Their Own 12.00midnight Duck Quacks Don’t Echo Sky ATlAnTIC 6.00am Fish Town 7.00 The Guest Wing 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 The West Wing 11.00 Cold Case 12.00noon House 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.00 The West Wing 5.00 Cold Case 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 24 Hours in Trump’s America 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.00 Silicon Valley 10.35 Real Time with Bill Maher 11.45 Film: Captivated: The Trials of Pamela Smart (2014,12) 1.45am Banshee 2.55 Girls 4.05 Storm City Sky CInemA PremIere 6.00am Love Me Do (15) 7.50 Queen of Earth (15) 9.40 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (12) 11.30 The Top Ten Show 2017 11.50 X-Men: Apocalypse (12) 2.25pm Sausage Party (18) 4.10 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (12) 6.00 Barbershop: A Fresh Cut (12) 8.00 X-Men: Apocalypse (2016,12) 10.30 Sausage Party (2016,18) 12.10am Let’s Be Evil (2016,15) FIlm4 11.00am The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (PG) 1.15pm A League of Their Own (PG) 3.50 Short Circuit 2 (1988,PG) 6.15 The Karate Kid (2010,PG) 9.00 A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014,15) 11.15 The Grand Budapest Hotel (15) CBS ACTIon 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 Mission: Impossible CBS reAlITy 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 7.00pm Medical Detectives 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 9.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00midnight Crime Stories 1.00 Cold Blood Sky SPorTS 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Premier League 100 Club 10.00 Premier League Daily 11.00 Premier League 100 Club 12.00noon Premier League Legends 1.00 Great Sporting Moments 2.00 Premier League Legends 3.00 Spanish Football Gold 3.30 Football Gold 4.00 Football’s Greatest Players 5.00 Sky Sports Boxing Gold 5.30 Darts Gold 6.00 Premier League 100 Club 6.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 7.00 Live Monday Night Football. Watford v Liverpool (Kickoff 8.00pm). 11.00 Scottish Football Round-Up 11.15 Premier League Legends 11.45 Football Gold

BBC 1

Holby City, 8pm

BBC 2

Times vary

Later Live – With Jools Holland, 10pm

ITV

Times vary

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Breakfast (S) (W) (HD) 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 The Wanted (S) (W) (HD) 11.45 Claimed And Shamed (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At One, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News, (S) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 The Boss (S) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Garden Rescue (S) (W) (HD) 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless. Presented by Alexander Armstrong. (S) (W)

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bbC NEWS AT Six, (S) WEATHER (W) (HD) LoCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER Regional stories.

PARTy ELECTioN bRoADCAST (rpt) (S) (W) THE oNE SHoW Another mix of nationwide reports and live studio-based chat, hosted by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. (S) (W) (HD) EASTENDERS Kush grows concerned about Denise, who is spending a lot of time on her revision, while Ian tries to make Jane’s birthday special. (S) (W) HoLby CiTy (30/52) Mo finds herself caught between pregnant patient Trixie and Derwood’s mother, while Oliver’s eagerness to impress causes friction between Bernie and Ric. Elsewhere, Sacha revisits his own childhood when his first girlfriend is admitted and his romantic history goes viral. (S) (W) PETER kAy’S CAR SHARE (4/4) John enlists the help of his Nan to wait in for a parcel delivery, while Kayleigh wants to know where she stands with her colleague. Starring Peter Kay and Sian Gibson. (S) ouR FRiEND ViCToRiA (4/6) Maxine Peake explores Victoria Wood’s take on appearance, with comedy clips summing up the much missed star’s views on the diet and health industry. (S) (W) (HD) bbC NEWS AT TEN Latest headlines. (W) (HD) LoCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER Regional stories.

(W) Followed by National Lottery Update. (S) (W) bRiTiSH JEWS, gERMAN PASSPoRTS After Brexit cameras follow three British Jews as they decide whether to activate a clause in the German Constitution that permits descendants of German refugees to reclaim citizenship. (S) (W) (HD) RiCHARD AND JACo: LiFE WiTH AuTiSM Actor Richard Mylan reflects on his experience of raising a son on the autistic spectrum. (S) (W) (HD)

6.00 EggHEADS (140/140) Quiz hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which the winners of famous gameshows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers. (rpt) (S) (W) 6.30 DEbATAbLE (11/33) Susan Calman, Tanni Grey-Thompson and Tim Vine help, or hinder, teaching assistant Amanda from Enfield in the quiz hosted by Patrick Kielty. (S) (W) (HD) 7.00 NEW gREAT bRiTiSH MENu (1/45) SERiES Three chefs from London and the South East, all first timers in the returning competition, create a dish celebrating summer memories. (S) (W) 7.30 gREAT bRiTiSH MENu (2/45) Fish dishes include fish with white chocolate, barbecued octopus and potato rostis, plus poached buttered trout. (S) (W) 8.00 bAkE oFF: CREME DE LA CREME (5/9) The four remaining teams of professional pastry chefs create 36 identical petite charlottes and 36 shaped macarons in two hours, before tackling a croquembouche. Angus Deayton hosts. (S) (W) 9.00 HoRizoN: WHy DiD i go MAD? Cameras follow three people living with voices, hallucinations and paranoia, and the science strand examines what causes this kind of phenomena as new insights are leading to a radical rethink. (S) (W) 10.00 LATER LiVE – WiTH JooLS HoLLAND (4/8) The pianist welcomes Debbie Harry’s enduring outfit Blondie, Future Islands, Mabel, Orchestra Baobab and London Grammar. (S) (W) (HD) 10.30 NEWSNigHT Analysis of events, presented by Evan Davis. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather. (S) 11.15 SECoND CHANCE SuMMER: TuSCANy (3/6) After the success of their B&B venture, the group decide to open a restaurant on the farm. (rpt)

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12.20 Reported Missing. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) (HD) 1.25 BBC News (W) (HD)

Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 Garden Rescue (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (rpt) (S) (W) 8.00 Sign Zone: Great American Railroad Journeys (rpt) (S) (W) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) (W) (HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) (HD) 1.00 The Super League Show (S) (W) 1.45 Coast (rpt) (S) 2.05 Natural World (rpt) (S) (W) 2.55 Who Do You Think You Are? (rpt) (S) (W) 3.55 Red Rock (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 4.35 Red Rock (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Flog It! (rpt) (S) (W) (HD)

12.15 Second Chance Summer: Tuscany (rpt) (S) (HD) 1.15 Sign Zone: MasterChef (rpt) (S) (W) 2.15 Sign Zone: The Great Pottery Throw Down (rpt) (W) 3.15 This Is BBC Two (HD)

Save Money: good Food, 7.30pm 6.00

Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W) (HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This Morning. Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present celebrity chat and lifestyle features. (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Culinary Genius (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. (W) (HD) 5.00 Babushka (W) (HD)

6.00 6.25 6.30 7.00

LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories. (W) PARTy ELECTioN bRoADCAST (rpt) (W) iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) EMMERDALE Ross gets caught by Charity trying to steal Moira’s cows, David organises a launch event for Tracy’s book, while Cain spots an opportunity. (W) SAVE MoNEy: gooD FooD (5/8) Matt Tebbutt helps the Smith family in Liverpool, whose reluctance to use their freezer leads to them wasting food as he inspires them with money-saving dishes. (W) (HD) DoN’T ASk ME ASk bRiTAiN (3/6) Live interactive comedy gameshow hosted by Alexander Armstrong, which uses an app to poll the viewing public on moral dilemmas big and small. Celebrity teams, led by Jonathan Ross and Frank Skinner, go head to head to try to second guess the views of the nation. (W) (HD) PAuL o’gRADy: FoR THE LoVE oF ANiMALS – iNDiA (2/2) The presenter explores Assam, home to Kaziranga National Park and rolls his sleeves up at CWRC, an animal rescue centre.

Cameras follow him as he helps look after eight elephant calves, including one year old Ultee and accompanies the elephant herd on their jungle walk. iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories. (W) LiTTLE boy bLuE Fact-based crime drama about the fatal shooting of 11-year-old Rhys Jones as he walked home from football practice in Liverpool. Stephen Graham stars. (rpt) (W) (HD) THE CHASE Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants answer general knowledge questions and work as a team to take on ruthless quiz genius the Chaser and secure a cash prize. (rpt) (W) (HD)

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12.35 Jackpot247. Live gaming. (W) 3.00 Loose Women (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen. Information service. (W) (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD)

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REgioNAL VARiATioNS

bbC1 SCoTLAND As BBC1 except: 6.55-7.00 Party Election Broadcast 8.00-9.00 River City 10.45 Holby City 11.45 British Jews, German Passports 12.15 Richard and Jaco: Life with Autism 1.15 Reported Missing 2.15 Weather For The Week Ahead bbC1 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC1 except: 10.40 Real Lives Reunited 11.10 British Jews, German Passports 11.45 Richard and Jaco: Life with Autism 12.45 Reported Missing 1.45 BBC News bbC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.55 Party Election Broadcast bbC2 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30 Keepin ’er Country. Last in the series. 11.15 Later Live – with Jools Holland 11.45-12.15 Live at the Apollo. Katherine Ryan hosts.

bbC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 1.45 First Minister’s Questions 2.35-2.55 Coast. Neil Oliver visits the Channel Islands. iTV WALES As ITV WEST except: 10.40 Wales on TV 11.10 Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories 11.40 Little Boy Blue. Stephen Graham stars S4C 6.00 Cyw: Cyw a’r Bocs Arbennig 6.10 Cyw: Dona Direidi 6.25 Cyw: Guto Gwningen 6.40 Cyw: Halibalw 6.50 Cyw: Octonots 7.00 Cyw: Stiw 7.10 Cyw: Ty Mel 7.20 Cyw: Digbi Draig 7.30 Cyw: Loti Borloti 7.45 Cyw: Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 8.00 Cyw: Meic y Marchog 8.15 Cyw: Halibalw 8.25 Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Cyw: Holi Hana 8.45 Cyw: Abadas 9.00 Cyw: Tomos a’i Ffrindiau 9.10 Cyw: Hafod Haul 9.25 Cyw: Byd Carlo Bach 9.35 Cyw: Twt 9.45 Cyw: Pentre Bach 10.00 Cyw: Dona Direidi 10.15 Cyw: Guto Gwningen

10.30 Cyw: Halibalw 10.40 Cyw: Octonots 10.50 Cyw: Bing 11.00 Cyw: Stiw 11.10 Cyw: Ty Mel 11.20 Cyw: Digbi Draig 11.30 Cyw: Loti Borloti 11.45 Cyw: Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 12.00 Heno 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Aled Jones: Fy Nhaith Glasurol 1.30 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Cefn Gwlad: Gwartheg Yr Ucheldir 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Sgorio 5.30 Stwnsh: FM 5.55 Stwnsh: Pat a Stan 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Becws 6.30 Bywyd y Fet 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Ceffylau Cymru 8.55 Darllediad Etholiadol gan y Blaid Lafur 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Newyddion Ffug: Beth Yw’r Gwir? 10.30-11.35 Everest Steff A Daff

CHANNEL 4

First Dates, 10pm 6.00

Countdown (rpt) (HD) 6.45 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.10 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 9.05 Frasier (rpt) 9.35 Frasier (rpt) 10.05 Car SOS (rpt) (HD) 11.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (rpt) (HD) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (HD) 12.05 The Question Jury (rpt) (HD) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers (rpt) 2.10 Countdown (HD) 3.00 Fifteen To One (HD) 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (rpt) (HD) 5.00 Four In A Bed (HD) 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers (HD)

6.00 The SImPSonS (5/22) Bart goes cycling with Marge, only to be laughed at by local bullies who accuse him of being a mummy’s boy. Meanwhile, Homer enters an arm-wrestling competition. (rpt) 6.30 hollyoAkS Scott is heartbroken by cancelled plans, and Mercedes discovers Ryan’s secret stash.

Meanwhile, Kim is caught out by Oscar, Louis rethinks Simone’s request and Sally gets a shock.

7.00 ChAnnel 4 neWS Latest headlines. (HD) 8.00 oBSeSSIVe ComPulSIVe CleAnerS (3/4) Grimebusters Sandra and Carly travel to the United States, where they tackle the homes of 51-year-old former builder Will, from Gordonsville, Virginia. The duo have their work cut out as he owns a mansion house in the centre of town that’s heaving with junk.

9.00 one Born eVery mInuTe Midwife Sarah and partner Stephen look forward to the arrival of their twins at Liverpool Women’s Hospital. Cameras also follow young couple Holly and Nick, who surprised her mum Michelle by announcing their planned pregnancy. Meanwhile, Tasha and Jonny come in to have their second child after a traumatic first birth.

10.00 FIrST DATeS Teaching assistant and burlesque performer Susie, 32, hopes to overcome her dating nerves and stutter to find her “Prince Charming”.

Her date is Star Trek fan Martin from Essex, while 30-year-old hairdresser Bonnie hopes semi-pro boxer Perry is the man for her. (HD) 11.05 The BreAk uP Cameras follow ex-married couple Steve and Terri-Anne who are struggling to agree about letting dad see their two kids. Now they’ve decided to make a final attempt to resolve their issues, with the help of Victoria Hewitts. (HD) 12.10 The Island With Bear Grylls (rpt) (HD) 1.05 Britain’s Biggest Hoarders (rpt) 2.00 The Supervet (rpt) 2.55 Unreported World (rpt) 3.20 Shipping Wars UK (rpt) 3.45 Location, Location, Location (rpt) (HD) 4.40 Fifteen To One (rpt)

CHANNEL 5

A Walk Among The Tombstones, 9pm 6.00

Milkshake! Lily’s Driftwood Bay (rpt) 6.05 Mofy 6.15 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.20 Little Princess (rpt) 6.30 Paw Patrol (rpt) 6.45 Bob The Builder (rpt) 6.55 Fireman Sam (rpt) 7.05 Thomas & Friends (rpt) 7.20 Milkshake! Monkey (rpt) 7.25 Shimmer And Shine (rpt) 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) 7.50 Paw Patrol (rpt) 8.05 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.15 Digby Dragon (rpt) 8.30 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.50 Wissper (rpt) 9.00 Wanda And The Alien (rpt) 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (rpt) 12.10 5 News 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (rpt) 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles (rpt) 3.15 FILM: Brace For Impact (2016) Premiere. Thriller.

(W) 5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (HD)

6.00 home AnD AWAy Brody has advice for both Phoebe and Justin, while Irene realises VJ and Leah are struggling with Luc and makes a generous offer.

Olivia and Hunter struggle to find a place to live. (rpt) 6.30 5 neWS TonIGhT A round-up of the evening’s main headlines, including coverage of the latest national and international stories. (HD) 7.00 PolICe InTerCePTorS (6/12) Tim and Tom team up with Merseyside police to raid a house in Liverpool, Jim wrestles with an aggressive driver and officers respond to an alleged assault with a meat cleaver. (rpt) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD) 8.00 The yorkShIre VeT (3/8) A farmer brings in one of his semi-feral cats for treatment, with surgery required to remove the lump on his face that could be a life-threatening tumour. Meanwhile, Julian helps a prized ewe to give birth. (HD) Followed by 5 News.

WAlk AmonG The TomBSToneS 9.00 FIlm A (2014) Premiere. An ex cop working as an unlicensed private eye is hired by a drug trafficker to find the men who murdered his wife. As the detective investigates the case, he discovers the men he is tracking have killed many times before and takes desperate measures to stop them claiming another victim. Crime thriller, starring Liam Neeson. (W) PunISher (2004) FBI agent Frank 11.15 FIlm The Castle enrages a gangland kingpin when a gunfight causes the death of the mobster’s son and the crime boss retaliates by wiping out Castle’s entire family. Comic-book thriller, starring Thomas Jane.

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SuperCasino 3.10 Body Of Proof (rpt) (HD) 4.00 Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (rpt) (SL) 4.45 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.10 Great Scientists (rpt) (SL) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL)

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6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Access 8.10 That ’70s Show 8.35 Dance Moms 10.10 8 Simple Rules 11.10 My Wife and Kids 1.00pm Dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay Special: Secrets and Lies 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 Gilmore Girls 5.00 Gilmore Girls 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Badass Brides 9.00 Magicians 10.00 18 Kids & Claiming Benefits 11.00 South Park 11.30 South Park 12.00midnight South Park 12.30 Celebrity 100 Per Cent Hotter 1.30 Sex Pod

6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 The Mysteries of Laura 10.00 Law & Order 11.00 Law & Order 12.00noon CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 The Mysteries of Laura 4.00 Law & Order 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00midnight Law & Order: Los Angeles 1.00 CSI: NY 2.00 CSI: NY 3.00 Chicago PD

Tuesday 2 May 2017

ITV2 6.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 6.10 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Unleashed! 7.00 Below Deck 7.20 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.35 Psych 10.25 Below Deck 11.20 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 12.25pm Emmerdale 12.55 Coronation Street 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Presents 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Family Guy 11.55 The Vampire Diaries 12.50am American Dad! 1.20 Celebrity Juice: Couples Special 2.20 The Hot Desk: Ella Eyre ITV3 6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Heartbeat 7.25 Where the Heart Is 8.30 The Royal 9.30 Judge Judy 10.55 Road to Avonlea 11.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where the Heart Is 4.15 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 4.50 Love Your Garden 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 A Touch of Frost 1.05am The Knock 2.00 Nightscreen ITV4 6.00am Snooker v Darts 6.05 Ax Men 6.50 The Saint 7.45 Ironside 8.50 The Sweeney 9.50 Minder 10.55 Ax Men 11.50 Cash Cowboys 12.50pm Pawn Stars 1.50 The Saint 2.50 Ironside 3.55 Minder 5.00 The Sweeney 6.00 Cash Cowboys 7.00 Pawn Stars 7.30 Pawn Stars 8.00 World Superbike Highlights 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 Lethal Weapon 10.55 Film: The Bank Job (2008,15) 1.15am Bear Grylls: Mission Survive BBC Four 7.00pm 100 Days, Weather 7.30 Orangutan Diary 8.00 Wild Ireland: The Edge of the World 9.00 Shock and Awe: The Story of Electricity 10.00 Nietzsche: Genius of the Modern World 11.00 Timeshift: Of Ice and Men 12.00midnight A Wolf Called Storm: Natural World Special 1.00 Amazon Abyss Sky 1 6.00am Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 It’s Me or the Dog 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 Forever 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Haven 5.00 Modern Family 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 The Flash 10.00 Searching for Madeleine 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 Sky ATlAnTIC 6.00am The Guest Wing 9.00 The West Wing 11.00 Cold Case 12.00noon House 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.00 The West Wing 5.00 Cold Case 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Micro Monsters with David Attenborough 9.00 Billions 10.10 Veep 10.45 The Trip to Spain 11.20 Blue Bloods 12.20am Billions Sky CInemA PremIere 6.00am Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (12) 7.50 The Top Ten Show 2017 8.05 Sausage Party (18) 9.40 X-Men: Apocalypse (12) 12.10pm Love Me Do (15) 2.00 Tell Me How I Die (15) 4.05 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (12) 5.55 Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special 6.25 Sausage Party (18) 8.00 X-Men: Apocalypse (2016,12) 10.30 Tell Me How I Die (2016,15) 12.30am Let’s Be Evil (2016,15) 2.10 American Fable (2016,PG) FIlm4 11.00am The Desert Fox (1951,PG) 12.45pm A Lawless Street (1955,U) 2.20 It Came from Beneath the Sea (1954,U) 3.55 The Sons of Katie Elder (1965,U) 6.20 Seven Years in Tibet (1997,PG) 9.00 The Monuments Men (2014,12) 11.20 The Counsellor (2013,18) CBS ACTIon 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 Mission: Impossible CBS reAlITy 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.50 Hoarders 10.45 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?

11.40 Unsolved Mysteries 12.35pm Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders 4.05 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.05 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 9.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives Sky SPorTS 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Monday Night Football 9.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 10.00 Premier League Daily 11.00 Monday Night Football 2.55pm Live Test Cricket. West Indies v Pakistan. 10.00 La Liga World 10.30 Scottish Football Round-Up 10.45 Football Gold 11.00 Premier League Review 12.00midnight Premier League 100 Club

BBC 1

The one Show, 7pm 6.00

Breakfast (HD) 9.15 Rip Off Britain (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (HD) 11.00 The Wanted (HD) 11.45 Claimed And Shamed (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At One, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News, (S) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 The Boss (S) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Garden Rescue (S) (W) (HD) 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless (S) (W) (HD)

6.00 bbC NEWS AT Six, (S) WEATHER (W) (HD) 6.30 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W) 7.00 THE oNE SHoW Hosted by Matt Baker. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by BBC News, (S) Local News. (HD) 8.00 MASTERCHEF (19/25) The MasterChef semi-finals continue, as the eight remaining cooks head to the BBC studios in Elstree, where they are tasked to cater for the cast and crew of the drama Holby City. Split into two teams, the competitors must create two main courses and a dessert in less than four hours. After, John and Gregg decide which team will return to the MasterChef kitchen to cook again in a special Invention Test. (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 MADELEiNE MCCANN: 10 yEARS oN British toddler Madeleine McCann’s disappearance ten years ago from a holiday apartment in the resort in the Algarve region of Portugal has been investigated by police forces in two different countries – but they came up with contradictory conclusions. So what really happened to the three-year-old in Praia da Luz on the night of May 3, 2007? Reporter Richard Bilton examines the evidence and tracks down the men British police have questioned about the case. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 bbC NEWS AT TEN, WEATHER (S) (W) (HD) 10.30 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W) Followed by National Lottery Update. (S) (W) 10.45 pETER kAy’S CAR SHARE (4/4) John enlists the help of his Nan to wait in for a parcel delivery.

Co-written by and starring Peter Kay and Sian Gibson. Last in the series. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 11.15 A QuESTioN oF SpoRT Guests include Claudia Fragapane, Gaizka Mendieta, Ryan Sidebottom and Perri Shakes-Drayton. (S) (W) (HD) 11.45 MiND oVER MARATHoN (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (HD) 12.50 BBC News. Catch up with the latest headlines. (W) (HD)

BBC 2

Trust Me, i’m A Vet, 8pm 6.00

6.00

6.45 7.30 8.00

9.00 10.00

10.30 11.15

Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (HD) 6.30 Garden Rescue (rpt) (HD) 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (rpt) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: See Hear (HD) 8.30 Sign Zone: Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands (rpt) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (HD) 1.00 Two Tribes (rpt) (HD) 1.30 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman (rpt) (HD) 2.00 Natural World (rpt) 2.50 Who Do You Think You Are? (rpt) (HD) 3.50 Red Rock (rpt) (HD) 4.35 Red Rock (rpt) (HD) 5.15 Flog It! (rpt) (HD) NEW CELEbRiTy EggHEADS (1/22) SERiES Jeremy Vine hosts the return of the quiz

show in which well-known faces take on the winners of famous game shows to win a cash prize for their chosen charity. In the first episode, TV doctors Dr David Bull, Dr Ellie Cannon, Dr Linda Papadopoulos, Dr Ranj Singh and Dr Javid Abdelmoneim take on the general-knowledge champions. (S) (W) (HD) DEbATAbLE (12/33) Quiz show. (S) (W) (HD) gREAT bRiTiSH MENu (3/45) The London and South East chefs prepare main courses. (S) (W) (HD) NEW TRuST ME, i’M A VET A team of SERiES practising vets use the latest research, access to experts and science to seek out the very best advice for taking care of your pet. (S) (W) (HD) SECoND CHANCE SuMMER: TuSCANy (5/6) The group faces the challenge of preparing a feast of authentic Tuscan cuisine. (S) (W) (HD) RHoD giLbERT’S WoRk ExpERiENCE (1/4) Having previously done stints as farmer, butler, firefighter, primary school teacher, zookeeper, drag artist, police officer, wedding planner, scout leader, tour guide and male model, the stand-up comedian returns to try his hand at more jobs. He begins by training as a news reporter for BBC Local News, which involves him running round the streets in search of a headline story and learning what it’s like to report from a war zone. (rpt) (S) (W) NEWSNigHT, WEATHER (S) (W) (HD) HoRizoN: ADHD AND ME WiTH RoRy bREMNER The comedian examines the science of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. (rpt) (HD)

12.15 The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story.

Fact-based crime drama about the trial of the former American football star. (rpt) 1.10 Sign Zone: See Hear (rpt) (HD) 1.40 Sign Zone: MasterChef (rpt) 2.40 Sign Zone: I’m Different: Let Me Drive (rpt) 3.10 This Is BBC Two (S) (HD)

ITV

Emmerdale, 7pm 6.00

Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W) (HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Culinary Genius (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point (W) (HD) 5.00 Babushka (W) (HD)

6.00 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W) 6.30 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 7.00 EMMERDALE Laurel worries that Arthur is struggling to cope with the death of his father, Moira is furious about recent events on the farm, while Jacob is bullied by Josh and Jamie. (W) (HD) 7.30 CoRoNATioN STREET Bethany apologises to Nathan for her behaviour and he asks her to marry him, while Steve and Ken report Tracy and Amy missing to the police. (W) (HD) 8.00 ToNigHT AT THE LoNDoN pALLADiuM (3/8) The variety show from the West End theatre returns, featuring some of the UK’s best-loved comedians and entertainers, including the cast of 42nd Street starring Sheena Easton, Rick Astley, Imelda May, Mark Watson, the Japanese Yamato Drummers and the world champion brass ensemble The Cory Band. Presented by Bradley Walsh. (HD) 9.00 bENiDoRM (9/9) Crystal pressures Joyce to sort things out after the pool is contaminated with weedkiller and all guests have to be evacuated, so she hastily arranges a trip to the circus, but Andre the circus manager fails to tell her that the acts are not available. However, Bean, Mateo and Jacqueline come to the rescue and use their connections to help Joyce put on their own evening of show-stopping entertainment. Last in the series. (W) (HD) 10.00 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.30 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W) 10.40 uEFA CHAMpioNS LEAguE HigHLigHTS Action from the semi-final first-leg matches, as the teams looked to gain an advantage. (W) (HD) 11.40 CHRiS FRooME: SpoRTS LiFE SToRiES (2/8) A profile of the 2013 Tour de France winner, focusing on his rise to the top of the sport and his future with Team Sky, featuring unique access to the Kenyanborn cyclist at his home in South Africa. (rpt) (HD) 12.30 Jackpot247 (W) 3.00 1000 Heartbeats (rpt) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (rpt) (HD)

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REgioNAL VARiATioNS

bbC1 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC1 except: 10.40 Road Riders 11.10 Peter Kay’s Car Share. John enlists the help of his Nan to reluctantly wait in for a parcel delivery, while Kayleigh wants to know where she stands with her colleague. Will they finally get together, or will his daydreaming soul mate look for a lift elsewhere?

11.40 A Question of Sport 12.10 Mind Over Marathon 1.10 News bbC2 SCoTLAND As BBC2 except: 12.00-1.00 First Minister’s Questions 1.30 Who Do You Think You Are? 2.30 Politics Scotland 3.20-3.50 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman bbC2 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30 Real Lives Reunited 11.15 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience. Having

previously done stints as a farmer, primary school teacher, zookeeper, drag artist and male model, the comedian returns to try his hand at more jobs. 11.45 Horizon: ADHD and Me with Rory Bremner 12.45-1.40 The People v OJ Simpson: American Crime Story S4C 6.00 Cyw: Cyw a’r Bocs Arbennig 6.10 Cyw: Yr Ysgol 6.25 Cyw: Sam Tân 6.35 Cyw: Boj 6.45 Cyw: Octonots 6.55 Cyw: Sbarc 7.10 Cyw: Ynys Broc Môr Lili 7.20 Cyw: Igam Ogam 7.30 Cyw: Enwog o Fri, Ardal Ni! 7.45 Cyw: Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 8.00 Cyw: Meic y Marchog 8.10 Cyw: Nico Nôg 8.20 Cyw: Y Brodyr Coala 8.30 Cyw: Sbridiri 8.50 Cyw: Byd Begw Bwt 9.00 Cyw: Tomos a’i Ffrindiau 9.10 Cyw: Marcaroni 9.25 Cyw: Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 9.40 Cyw: Crads Bach y Traeth 9.45 Cyw: Tecwyn y Tractor 10.00 Cyw:

Yr Ysgol 10.15 Cyw: Sam Tân 10.25 Cyw: Boj 10.40 Cyw: Octonots 10.50 Cyw: Peppa 11.00 Cyw: Sbarc 11.15 Cyw: Rapsgaliwn 11.30 Cyw: Dipdap 11.35 Cyw: Y Diwrnod Mawr 11.50 Cyw: Dwylo’r Enfys 12.00 Heno 12.30 Arfordir Cymru: Môn 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Sion a Sian 1.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Ar y Lein 3.30 Alpau Eric Jones 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Ditectifs Hanes 5.30 Stwnsh: Bernard 5.35 Stwnsh: Pwy Geith y Gig? 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 04 Wal 6.30 Celwydd Noeth 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Cegin Bryn: Y Dosbarth Meistr 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Y Ffeit: MMA 10.30 Ralïo+ 11.00-11.35 Lowri Morgan: Her 333

CHANNEL 4

How To live mortgage Free With Sarah Beeny, 8pm 6.00

Countdown (rpt) (HD) 6.45 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.10 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 9.05 Frasier (rpt) 9.35 Frasier (rpt) 10.05 Car SOS (rpt) (HD) 11.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (rpt) (HD) 12.00 Channel 4 News (HD) 12.05 The Question Jury (rpt) (HD) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers (rpt) (HD) 2.10 Countdown (HD) 3.00 Fifteen To One (HD) 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (rpt) (HD) 5.00 Four In A Bed (HD) 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers (HD)

6.00 THe SImPSonS Lisa is so upset at Homer’s failure to appreciate her Father’s Day gift that she ends up going on a rampage through the school. Meanwhile, Bart is bullied into stealing a road sign. (rpt) 6.30 HollyoAkS Esther and Grace have a huge row about Kim, Sally books a holiday for her and Neeta, while Scott hits rock bottom. (HD) 7.00 CHAnnel 4 neWS Latest headlines. (W) (HD) 8.00 HoW To lIVe morTGAGe Free WITH SArAH Beeny (3/6) Sarah visit a beautiful lakeside property just outside London, built on land where others were unable to get planning permission and also meets a couple in Surrey who plan to use the sale of their houseboat to build a mortgage-free floating home to boost their pension. Elsewhere, Sarah travels to the West Midlands and visits a couple who have built a cabin in a relative’s garden. (HD) 9.00 ConFeSSIonS oF A JunIor DoCTor This episode follows the junior doctors looking after Northampton General’s youngest and often most fragile, patients in the paediatric department.

Third-year doctor Fahim takes his first steps onto the children’s wards, working week after week of night shifts in the neo-natal unit, caring for premature babies and those born with acute illnesses. (HD) 10.00 my onlIne nIGHTmAre The extraordinary stories of women targeted online and defrauded out of hundreds of thousands of pounds, including single mum Annie, who was conned out of £80,000. (HD) 11.05 GoGGleBox Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas. (rpt) (HD) 12.10 Music on 4: Snowbombing 2017: Music On 4 (HD) 1.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (rpt) 1.55 FILM: The Bling Ring (2013) (HD) 3.25 Location, Location, Location (rpt) (HD) 4.20 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (rpt) (HD) 4.35 Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD) 5.05 Fifteen To One (rpt) (HD)

CHANNEL 5

GPs: Behind Closed Doors, 8pm 6.00

Milkshake! Lily’s Driftwood Bay (rpt) (HD) 6.10 Mofy (rpt) (HD) 6.15 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.20 Little Princess (rpt) 6.30 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 6.45 Bob The Builder (rpt) (HD) 6.55 Fireman Sam (rpt) (HD) 7.05 Thomas & Friends (rpt) (HD) 7.20 Monkey (rpt) 7.25 Shimmer And Shine (rpt) (HD) 7.35 Noddy (rpt) (HD) 7.50 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 8.05 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.15 Digby Dragon (rpt) (HD) 8.30 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.40 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.50 Wissper (rpt) (HD) 9.00 Wanda And The Alien (rpt) (HD) 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (rpt) (HD) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (HD) 12.15 The Gadget Show (rpt) (HD) 1.15 Home And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours (W) 2.15 NCIS (rpt) (HD) 3.15 FILM: Taken Back: Finding Haley (2012) Thriller, starring Moira Kelly. (W) 5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (HD)

6.00 Home AnD AWAy Irene fears her friendship with Leah may be irrevocably damaged. (rpt) (HD) 6.30 5 neWS TonIGHT Latest headlines. (HD) 7.00 CHrIS TArrAnT: exTreme rAIlWAyS (1/4) Chris travels along the Alaska Railroad, riding through Anchorage and the village of Eklutna as he rides a freight train and the Aurora passenger train. (rpt) (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD) 8.00 GPS: BeHInD CloSeD DoorS (30/30) A man visits the surgery after coughing up blood and doctors try to discover the root cause behind an older lady suffering frequent headaches. Last in the series. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD) 9.00 CAn’T PAy? We’ll TAke IT AWAy (7/30) The agents chase £4,500 owed to a shipping company by a car parts dealer in Lancashire, and in East London, the officers try to collect over £2,000 owed to a housing association.

(HD) Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.00 one nIGHT WITH my ex Three more former couples spend 24 hours alone together to discuss their unfinished business. Ex-partners Laura and Ellie broke up when Ellie moved abroad, but after two years apart, could they rediscover their spark?

Next, Ruth and Ricardo come together to try to understand why their relationship hit the rocks. (HD) 11.05 VIolenT CHIlD, DeSPerATe PArenTS (2/4) Mandy Saligari helps an eight-year-old. (rpt) (HD) 12.05 On Benefits: 100 Stone And On The Dole (rpt) (HD) 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Top 20 Funniest (HD) 4.00 Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (rpt) (HD) 4.45 House Doctor (rpt)

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6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Access 8.10 That ’70s Show 8.35 Dance Moms 10.10 8 Simple Rules 11.10 My Wife and Kids 1.00pm Dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 Gilmore Girls 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Baby Ballroom. 9.00 Badass Brides 10.00 On Benefits: Life on the Dole 11.00 South Park 12.00midnight Wentworth Prison 1.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 2.00 The Great British Benefits Handout

6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 5USA’s Leading Ladies: The Mysteries of Laura 10.00 Law & Order 11.00 Law & Order 12.00noon CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 The Mysteries of Laura 4.00 Law & Order 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 Person of Interest 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00midnight Chicago Fire 1.00 CSI: NY 3.00 Chicago Fire 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Wednesday 3 May 2017

ITV2 7.20am Ellen DeGeneres 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 The Cube 9.35 Psych 10.25 Below Deck 11.20 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 12.25pm Emmerdale 12.55 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Top 100 Sportstars 2.00 Ellen DeGeneres 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Film: Shaun of the Dead (2004,15) 11.00 Family Guy 12.05am American Dad! 1.00 Two and a Half Men ITV3 7.25am Where the Heart Is 8.30 The Royal 9.30 Judge Judy 10.55 Road to Avonlea 11.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.15 Where the Heart Is 4.15 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 4.50 Love Your Garden 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 A Touch of Frost 1.05am The Knock ITV4 7.50am Ironside 8.50 The Sweeney 9.55 Minder 10.55 Ax Men 11.55 Cash Cowboys 12.55pm Pawn Stars 1.50 The Saint 2.55 Ironside 4.00 Minder 5.00 The Sweeney 6.05 Cash Cowboys 7.05 Pawn Stars 8.00 British Superbike Championship Highlights 9.00 Car Crash Britain: Caught on Camera 10.00 Better Late Than Never 11.00 Lethal Weapon 11.55 Film: Double Impact (1991,18) 2.00am Bear Grylls: Mission Survive BBC Four 7.00pm 100 Days 7.30 Orangutan Diary 8.00 The Celts: Blood, Iron, and Sacrifice with Alice Roberts and Neil Oliver 9.00 Britain’s Nuclear Bomb: The Inside Story 10.00 Britain’s Nuclear Secrets: Inside Sellafield 11.00 Atomic: Living in Dread and Promise: Storyville 12.10am Metalworks! – The Knight’s Tale Sky 1 6.00am Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 It’s Me or the Dog 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 Forever 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Haven 5.00 Modern Family 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 MacGyver 9.00 The Blacklist: Redemption 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 A League of Their Own 12.00midnight Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 1.00 Revolution 3.00 Arrow 4.00 Animal House Sky ATlAnTIC 6.00am The Guest Wing 7.00 The British 9.00 The West Wing 11.00 Cold Case 12.00noon House 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.00 The West Wing 5.00 Cold Case 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Micro Monsters with David Attenborough 9.00 Blue Bloods 10.00 Midnight Sun 11.10 The Sopranos 1.20am The Borgias Sky CInemA PremIere 8.00am Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (2016,12) 9.50 Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Special 10.20 Sausage Party (2016,18) 11.55 X-Men: Apocalypse (2016,12) 2.25pm Queen of Earth (2015,15) 4.10 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (2016,12) 6.00 The Top Ten Show 2017 6.15 Sausage Party (2016,18) 8.00 X-Men: Apocalypse (2016,12) 10.30 Black (2015) 12.10am Tell Me How I Die (2016,15) 2.10 Let’s Be Evil (2016,15) FIlm4 11.00am The Quiet Man (1952,U) 1.35pm The Night of the Grizzly (1966,U) 3.40 Ice Cold in Alex (1958,PG) 6.20 Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003,12) 9.00 Speed (1994,15) 11.15 Immortals (2011,15) 1.25am Mirror (1974,U) CBS ACTIon 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 Mission: Impossible 12.00midnight NCIS 2.40 Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger CBS reAlITy 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.50 Hoarders 10.45 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?

11.40 Unsolved Mysteries 12.35pm Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders 4.05 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.05 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 9.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00midnight Crime Stories 1.00 Cold Blood Sky SPorTS 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Premier League 100 Club 10.00 Premier League Daily 11.00 Premier League 100 Club 12.00noon Premier League Review 1.00 Great Sporting Moments 1.45 Football Gold 2.00 Premier League Legends 2.30 Football League Gold 2.55 Live Test Cricket 10.00 Premier League World 10.30 Premier League Review 11.30 Premier League Legends 12.00midnight Premier League 100 Club 1.30 Spanish Football Gold

BBC 1

The Truth About Stress, 9pm 6.00

Breakfast (S) (W) (HD) 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 The Wanted (S) (W) (HD) 11.45 Claimed And Shamed (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 BBC News At One, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News, (S) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 The Boss (S) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Garden Rescue (S) (W) (HD) 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. (S) (W) (HD)

6.00 bbC NEWS AT Six, (S) WEATHER (W) (HD) 6.30 LoCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER Regional bulletin.

7.00 THE oNE SHoW Matt Baker and Angela Scanlon present the live magazine show. (S) (W) (HD) 7.30 EASTENDERS Louise’s quiet evening turns out to be anything but when she realises Alexandra and Madison have organised a party at her house. (S) (W) Followed by BBC News, (S) Local News. (W) 8.00 MASTERCHEf (20/25) In the third of four semi-final programmes, the remaining amateurs create a three-course fish lunch, sourcing their ingredients at 4am from Billingsgate Fish Market before getting to work in the kitchens of the Fishmongers’ Company headquarters. Adding to the pressure, the diners are all experts in the fish industry, so expectations will be high. (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 THE TRuTH AbouT STRESS The World Health Organisation has called stress the ‘‘health epidemic of the 21st Century’’ and it has been blamed for contributing to illnesses such as diabetes, dementia and types of cancer. Here, Fiona Phillips explores scientific research into stress and demonstrates a number of techniques designed to decrease common factors. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 bbC NEWS AT TEN Latest headlines. (S) (W) 10.30 LoCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER (W) (HD) 10.45 QuESTioN TiME (28/37) David Dimbleby chairs the debate from Wigan, with a panel of politicians and other guests facing questions from the audience. (S) 11.45 THiS WEEK Andrew Neil introduces a round-table chat, in which he, Michael Portillo and other guests take a light-hearted romp through the latest political and parliamentary developments. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) (W) 1.05

BBC News. Latest national and international news. (S) (W)

BBC 2

The Last Kingdom, 9pm 6.00

Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 Garden Rescue (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 8.30 Sign Zone: Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) (W) (HD) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) (W) (HD) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 Two Tribes (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.30 Countryfile (S) (W) (HD) 1.50 Natural World (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 2.50 Who Do You Think You Are? (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.50 Red Rock (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 4.30 Red Rock (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Flog It! (rpt) (S) (W) (HD)

6.00 CELEbRiTy EggHEADS (2/22) Antiques experts Raj Bisram, David Harper, Caroline Hawley, Gary Pe and Danny Sebastian take on the general knowledge champions. Hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S) (W) (HD) 6.45 DEbATAbLE (13/33) One Show host Angela Scanlon, broadcaster Matt Allwright and actress Nina Wadia try to guide Merseyside man Keith to the money. Presented by Patrick Kielty. (S) (W) (HD) 7.30 gREAT bRiTiSH MENu (4/45) London and South East chefs Selin Kiazim, Mike Reid and Tom Kemble go all out to impress with their desserts, before one of them leaves the competition. (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 THE WoRLD ACCoRDiNg To KiDS (4/6) Children from a Berkshire pony club, a Liverpool choir and a Hackney boxing club discuss belief, including an 11-year-old boxer who channels his Sikh faith before his first bout. (S) (W) (HD) 9.00 THE LAST KiNgDoM Alfred is told the great sum of Aethelflaed’s ransom, leaving him with just one choice. Uhtred fights for Wessex in a devastating showdown at Beamfleot. Last in the series. (S) (W) 10.00 MoTD: THE PREMiER LEAguE SHoW Gabby Logan presents the magazine programme featuring news and action from the Premier League, plus interviews with the country’s football stars. (S) 10.30 NEWSNigHT Presented by Kirsty Wark. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather. (S) (W) (HD) 11.15 HoRizoN: WHy DiD i go MAD? Cameras follow three people living with voices, hallucinations and paranoia. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 12.55 Sign Zone: MasterChef (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 1.25 Sign Zone: Galapagos (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 2.25 Sign Zone: Second Chance Summer: Tuscany (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 3.25 This Is BBC Two. Programme previews. (S) (W) (HD)

ITV

Tipping Point, 4pm 6.00

Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W) (HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This Morning (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Culinary Genius (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point.

Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. (W) (HD) 5.00 Babushka. Gameshow hosted by Rylan Clark-Neal. (W)

6.00 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W) 6.30 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 7.00 EMMERDALE Lydia’s counselling session with Arthur does not go according to plan when the boy’s pet hamster escapes. Charity feels rejected and Tracy holds her book launch. (W) (HD) 7.30 HoW SAfE iS youR PENSioN? ToNigHT Adam Shaw presents an undercover investigation into the cold-call pension scammers aiming to get their hands on people’s retirement funds. (W) (HD) 8.00 EMMERDALE Ross is left reeling as Moira outlines her conditions for not going to the police and Arthur is devastated by the disappearance of his hamster.

8.30 JoANNA LuMLEy’S PoSTCARDS (3/6) The actress recalls her mammoth journey across Russia, a country she visited as a young model. (W) 9.00 NEW CAR CRASH bRiTAiN: CAugHT oN SERiES CAMERA (1/4) The popularity of dashcams, mobiles and cameras mounted on cyclists’ helmets means that many road accidents and near-misses across Britain are now being recorded.

This documentary features real-life incidents captured by people at the centre of the action, including the man who could hold the world record for the tightest parallel park. (W) (HD) 10.00 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.30 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W) 10.40 uEfA EuRoPA LEAguE HigHLigHTS Action from the semi-final first-leg matches, as teams looked to gain an advantage over their opponents ahead of the second-leg contests next week. (W) 11.40 TiPPiNg PoiNT Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz show, in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot. (rpt) (W) (HD) 12.30 Jackpot247. Live gaming. (W) 3.00 How Safe Is Your Pension? Tonight (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD) 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show. Talk show. (rpt) (SL) (W)

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REgioNAL VARiATioNS

bbC1 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC1 except: 10.40 The View 11.15 Question Time 12.15 This Week 1.30-6.00 BBC News bbC2 SCoTLAND As BBC2 except: 6.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites 6.30 Great British Menu 7.00 The Beechgrove Garden 7.30-8.00 Timeline. Thought-provoking stories and analysis. bbC2 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30 Road Riders 11.15 MOTD: The Premier League Show. Gabby Logan presents the magazine programme. 11.45 The People v OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 12.25-12.55 Sign Zone: See Hear iTV yoRKSHiRE As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest forecast for the region. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Regional bulletin.

iTV TyNE TEES As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest forecast for the region. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Regional bulletin. iTV WALES As ITV WEST except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest forecast. 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales at Six. Regional bulletin.

S4C 6.00 Cyw: Cyw a’r Bocs Arbennig 6.10 Cyw: Dona Direidi 6.25 Cyw: Guto Gwningen 6.40 Cyw: Halibalw. Children’s entertainment.

6.50 Cyw: Octonots 7.00 Cyw: Stiw 7.10 Cyw: Ty Mel 7.20 Cyw: Digbi Draig 7.30 Cyw: Tipini 7.45 Cyw: Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 8.00 Cyw: Meic y Marchog 8.15 Cyw: Halibalw 8.25 Cyw: Y Dywysoges Fach 8.35 Cyw: Holi Hana 8.45 Cyw: Abadas 9.00 Cyw: Tomos a’i Ffrindiau 9.10 Cyw: Hafod Haul 9.25 Cyw: Byd Carlo Bach 9.35 Cyw: Twt 9.45 Cyw: Cei Bach 10.00 Cyw: Dona Direidi 10.15

Cyw: Guto Gwningen 10.30 Cyw: Halibalw 10.40 Cyw: Octonots 10.50 Cyw: Bing 11.00 Cyw: Stiw 11.10 Cyw: Ty Mel 11.20 Cyw: Digbi Draig 11.30 Cyw: Tipini 11.45 Cyw: Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 12.00 Heno 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Tudur Owen A’r Cwmni 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Portreadau: Ted Breeze Jones 3.30 Corff Cymru 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Ysgol Jac 5.35 Stwnsh: Dim Byd 5.45 Stwnsh: SpynjBob Pantsgwâr 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Becws 6.30 Ysgol Ddawns Anti Karen 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Celwydd Noeth 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Pobol y Rhondda 10.00 Seiclo 10.30-11.35 Stifyn Parri Cau dy Geg!

CHANNEL 4

Born To Kill, 9pm 6.00

Countdown (rpt) (HD) 6.45 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.10 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 9.05 Frasier (rpt) 9.35 Frasier (rpt) 10.05 Car SOS (rpt) (HD) 11.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (rpt) (HD) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (HD) 12.05 The Question Jury (rpt) (HD) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers (rpt) (HD) 2.10 Countdown (HD) 3.00 Fifteen To One (HD) 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (rpt) (HD) 5.00 Four In A Bed (HD) 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers

6.00 The SIMPSonS (7/22) Marge joins a women’s group, but soon discovers her fellow members plan to steal $1million from Mr Burns. Meanwhile, Lisa hires a tutor to teach her Italian. (rpt) 6.30 hollyoAKS Mercedes tries to help Scott, but it is not enough and he breaks down when he gets home and Darren wants to know the truth from Nancy and Kyle, while Maxine breaks big news to Darcy. (HD) 7.00 ChAnnel 4 newS Latest headlines. (HD) 8.00 The SUPeRVeT A boxer dog is brought in with extensive injuries to its pelvis and hind legs from a road accident. Pioneering surgeon Noel Fitzpatrick considers a stem-cell scaffolding procedure – but there are significant risks attached. He and his team also help several animals with broken legs, including a convoy of hedgehogs, and a kitten that has had an accident at home. (HD) 9.00 BoRn To KIll (3/4) Jenny’s world begins to unravel as her dark secret is exposed, and as Jack comes face to face with his father, she finally begins to understand her son’s true nature. Psychological thriller, starring Romola Garai and Jack Rowan, with Daniel Mays, Richard Coyle and Lara Peake. (HD) 10.00 how To GeT A CoUnCIl hoUSe (1/4) A Hounslow mum falls behind with her rent and faces eviction along with her 21-year-old son, who has epilepsy. A father-of-three wants to move out his mother’s but things get more complex. (rpt) 11.00 FIRST dATeS Diners seeking love include a burlesque performer with a stutter, a Star Trek fan, a hairdresser and a boxer, but it remains to be seen if Cupid’s arrow strikes any of them. (rpt) (HD) 12.05 One Born Every Minute (rpt) (HD) 1.00 My Online Nightmare (rpt) (HD) 1.55 The Secret Life Of The Zoo (rpt) (HD) 2.50 How To Live Mortgage Free With Sarah Beeny (rpt) (HD) 3.45 Location, Location, Location (rpt) (HD) 4.40 Four In A Bed (rpt) (HD) 5.05 Fifteen To One (rpt)

CHANNEL 5

Mind The Age Gap, 10pm 6.00

Milkshake! Lily’s Driftwood Bay (rpt) (HD) 6.10 Mofy (rpt) (HD) 6.15 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.20 Little Princess (rpt) 6.30 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 6.45 Bob The Builder (rpt) (HD) 6.55 Fireman Sam (rpt) (HD) 7.05 Thomas & Friends (rpt) (HD) 7.20 Milkshake! Monkey (rpt) 7.25 Shimmer And Shine (rpt) (HD) 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) (HD) 7.50 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 8.05 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.15 Digby Dragon (rpt) (HD) 8.30 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.40 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.50 Wissper (rpt) (HD) 9.00 Wanda And The Alien (rpt) (HD) 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD) 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (rpt) (HD) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (HD) 12.15 On Benefits: Single & Skint (rpt) (HD) 1.15 Home And Away (HD) 1.45 Neighbours (HD) 2.15 NCIS (rpt) (HD) 3.15 FILM: Love, Again (2015) Premiere. Romantic drama, starring Chloe Babcook, Lini Evans and Paul Johansson. (W) (HD) 5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt) (HD)

6.00 hoMe And AwAy Nate and Tori talk through their differences, while John decides he needs to leave Summer Bay and Lena persuades Brody to offer her a job at the restaurant. (rpt) (HD) 6.30 5 newS TonIGhT Latest headlines. (HD) 7.00 SeCReTS oF GReAT BRITISh CASTleS (2/6) Dan Jones explores the history of the Welsh capital’s landmark, Cardiff Castle and discovers more about its various incarnations over the centuries. (rpt) (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. Latest headlines. (HD) 8.00 on BeneFITS: CoUld woRK, ShoUld woRK (7/15) A former salesman who has released an album, hoping music will be his route off benefits.

Followed by 5 News Update. Latest headlines. (HD) 9.00 nIGhTMARe TenAnTS, SlUM lAndloRdS (4/16) The owner of a tanning salon regrets letting an employee move into a house he owns when he is faced with complaints from the neighbours about wild parties, plus unpaid rent.

10.00 new MInd The AGe GAP (1/5) With society SeRIeS apparently more divided than ever, 12 volunteers from different generations attempt to bridge the gap by sitting down for a debate. (HD) 11.05 dAnnIellA weSTBRooK: In TheRAPy (1/4) Cameras follow the actress as she undergoes a month of intensive therapy. (rpt) (HD) 12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Top 20 Funniest (rpt) (HD) 4.00 Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink (rpt) (SL) (HD) 4.45 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.10 Great Scientists.

With Allan Chapman. (rpt) (SL) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL)

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5STAR

5USA

6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Access 8.10 That ’70s Show 8.35 Dance Moms 10.10 8 Simple Rules 11.10 My Wife and Kids 1.05pm Dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 Gilmore Girls 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 9.00 Baby Ballroom 10.00 On Benefits: Got Talent? 11.00 South Park 12.00midnight South Park 12.30 The Magicians 1.30 Dennis Nilsen’s First Kill: Countdown to Murder 2.30 When Kids Kill

6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 The Mysteries of Laura 10.00 Law & Order 11.00 Law & Order 12.00noon CSI: Miami 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 The Mysteries of Laura 4.00 Law & Order 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 Chicago Fire 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A teenager is suspected of murder. 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00midnight Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior 1.00 CSI: NY 2.00 CSI: NY

Thursday 4 May 2017

ITV2 6.35am Below Deck 7.20 Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 9.35 Psych 10.25 Below Deck 11.20 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 12.25pm Emmerdale 12.55 Coronation Street 1.30 Totally You’ve Been Framed!

Gold 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 Totally You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Goes Wild!

8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Mom 10.00 Celebrity Juice 11.00 Family Guy 12.25am American Dad! ITV3 6.25am Heartbeat 7.25 Where the Heart Is 8.25 The Royal 9.30 Judge Judy 10.50 Road to Avonlea 11.55 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.15 Where the Heart Is 4.20 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 4.50 Love Your Garden 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire in the Blood 12.05am Adventures of Sherlock Holmes ITV4 6.45am The Saint 7.45 Ironside 8.50 The Sweeney 9.50 Minder 10.55 Ax Men 11.50 Cash Cowboys 12.50pm Pawn Stars 1.50 The Saint 2.55 Ironside 4.00 Minder 5.00 The Sweeney 6.00 Cash Cowboys 7.00 Pawn Stars 8.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special 9.05 Film: Mission: Impossible (PG) 11.15 Film: Another 48 Hrs (18) BBC FoUR 7.00pm 100 Days 7.30 Top of the Pops: 1983 8.00 Timeshift: Sailors, Ships and Stevedores: The Story of British Docks 9.00 Arena: Ken Dodd 10.00 Bucket 10.25 The Undiscovered Peter Cook 11.25 Wild Ireland: The Edge of the World 12.25am Top of the Pops: 1983 1.05 Sinatra: All or Nothing at All SKy 1 6.00am Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 It’s Me or the Dog 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 Forever 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Haven 5.00 Modern Family 6.00 Futurama 6.30 Simpsons 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Arrow 10.00 Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 11.00 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud 12.00midnight A League of Their Own SKy ATlAnTIC 6.00am The British 9.00 West Wing 11.00 Cold Case 12.00noon House 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.00 West Wing 5.00 Cold Case 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Micro Monsters with David Attenborough 9.00 Guerrilla 10.00 The Trip to Spain 10.35 Silicon Valley 11.10 Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo 12.30am Guerrilla SKy CIneMA PReMIeRe 6.00am Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (2016,12) 7.50 Queen of Earth (2015,15) 9.40 The Top Ten Show 2017 10.00 Elstree 1976 (12) 12.00noon Sausage Party (18) 1.45 X-Men: Apocalypse (12) 4.20 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (12) 6.10 Elstree 1976 (12) 8.00 Sausage Party (18) 9.35 X-Men: Apocalypse (12) 12.05am Black (18) 1.45 Tell Me How I Die (15) FIlM4 11.00am The Wonderful Country (1959,U) 1.00pm Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960,U) 2.40 Sands of Iwo Jima (1949,PG) 4.50 Arabesque (1966,12) 6.55 The Tourist (2010,12) 9.00 Now You See Me (2013,12) 11.15 Middle Men (18) 1.25am The Social Network (12) CBS ACTIon 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.30 Mission: Impossible 12.35am NCIS CBS ReAlITy 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.50 Hoarders 10.45 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?

11.40 Unsolved Mysteries 12.35pm Judge Judy 3.10 Hoarders 4.05 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.05 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 9.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00midnight Crime Stories 1.00 Cold Blood SKy SPoRTS 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Premier League World 9.30 Premier League 100 Club 10.00 Premier League Daily 11.00 Premier League World 11.30 Premier League 100 Club 12.00noon Football Gold 1.00 Great Sporting Moments 2.00 Premier League Legends 3.00 Live Indian Premier League. Delhi Daredevils v Gujarat Lions. 7.30 Live EFL. Coverage of a League One play-off semi-final first-leg match (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10.00 School of Hard Knocks 11.00 Premier League Match Pack 11.30 La Liga Show 12.00midnight Premier League World

BBC 1

Hospital People, 9.30pm 6.00

Breakfast (S) (W) (HD) 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (rpt) (S) (HD) 11.00 The Wanted (S) (W) (HD) 11.45 Claimed And Shamed (S) (W) (HD) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S) (W) 1.00 BBC News At One, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.30 Local News, (S) Weather (W) 1.45 Doctors (S) (HD) 2.15 The Boss (S) (W) (HD) 3.00 Escape To The Country (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 3.45 Garden Rescue (S) (W) 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (W) (HD) 5.15 Pointless (S) (W)

6.00 bbC NEWS AT Six, (S) WEATHER (W) (HD) 6.30 LoCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER Regional stories.

7.00 THE oNE SHoW A guest co-host joins Angela Scanlon for the final edition of the week, featuring the usual mix of celebrity guests and stories about people in extraordinary circumstances. (S) (W) (HD) 7.30 A QuESTioN of SPoRT Sue Barker asks the questions in the quiz, with celebrity guests joining team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. (rpt) (S) 8.00 EASTENDERS Kim becomes worried about Denise when her sister asks her to return a small amount of money she loaned last year. Michelle tells Jane and Lauren that Tim wants a divorce. (S) (W) 8.30 MASTERCHEf (21/25) The last of the semi-finals sees the contestants tasked to cook for Amol Rajan, Tracey MacLeod, Jay Rayner and William Sitwell. (S) 9.00 HAVE i goT NEWS foR you (3/9) Guest host Alexander Armstrong invites Sara Pascoe and Andy Hamilton to take part on the current affairs quiz. (S) 9.30 HoSPiTAL PEoPLE (3/6) A benevolent local businessman seeks treatment in Brimlington Hospital – much to manager Susan Mitchell’s delight.

10.00 bbC NEWS AT TEN Latest headlines. (S) (W) 10.25 LoCAL NEWS, (S) WEATHER Regional stories.

(W) Followed by National Lottery Update. (S) (W) 10.35 THE gRAHAM NoRToN SHoW (5/13) The host is joined by guests Diane Keaton, Jessica Chastain, Kevin Bacon and Michael Fassbender. Plus, Gorillaz perform We Got The Power. (S) (W) (HD) 11.25 WiTLESS (5/5) Leanne and Rhona try to infiltrate gang member Ian’s funeral, taking them to the heart of the gang and face to face with Willy Whelan. (S) 11.55 (2004) Comedy, with Scott fiLM EuRoTRiP Mechlowicz. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) (W) (HD) 1.30

BBC News. Latest national and international headlines. (S)

BBC 2

grand Tours of Scotland, 8.30pm 6.00

Flog It! Trade Secrets (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 6.30 Garden Rescue (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 7.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 8.00 Sign Zone: The World According To Kids (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 9.00 BBC News Special: Election 2017 (S) (W) (HD) 1.00 Two Tribes (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 1.30 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD) 2.00 BBC News Special: Election 2017. Presented by Huw Edwards. (S) (W) (HD) 4.00 Coast (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) (HD) 4.35 Red Rock (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 5.15 Flog It! (rpt) (S) (W) (HD)

6.00 CELEbRiTy EggHEADS (3/22) News presenters Babita Sharma, Charlie Stayt, Sally Magnusson, Martin Croxall and Clive Myrie set out to secure a cash prize for their chosen charity. (S) (W) (HD) 6.45 DEbATAbLE (14/33) Grace Dent, Dan Walker and Jennie Bond use their knowledge and debating skills to help retired contestant Pat from Sunderland win a cash prize. Hosted by Patrick Kielty. (S) (W) (HD) 7.30 gREAT bRiTiSH MENu (5/45) The remaining London and South East chefs prepare their entire menus for judges Oliver Peyton, Matthew Fort and Andi Oliver, who are joined by Leon Smith. (S) (W) 8.00 gARDENERS’ WoRLD (8/31) Monty Don gets to work in the cutting garden and Carol Klein visits writer and designer Penelope Hobhouse. (S) (W) 8.30 gRAND TouRS of SCoTLAND (5/6) Paul Murton travels to the Northern Isles to learn why tourists looked for isolation in the landscape. (S) 9.00 VERSAiLLES (3/10) Princess Palatine gets a cold reception in the bed of her new husband Philippe following their marriage celebration. Meanwhile, young Sophie learns her destiny lies in an even crueller match – by order of King Louis. (S) (W) (HD) 10.00 Qi The second of two programmes in which host Stephen Fry and regular panellist Alan Davies look back over the M series. Last in the series. (rpt) (S) 10.30 NEWSNigHT In-depth analysis of the day’s events as the English Local Election results are appraised. (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Weather. (S) (W) (HD) 11.05 LATER – WiTH JooLS HoLLAND (4/8) Extended edition with Blondie, Future Islands, Mabel, Orchestra Baobab and London Grammar. (S) 12.05 The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 12.50 Sign Zone: Obesity: How Prejudiced Is The NHS? (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 1.50 Sign Zone: Doctor Who (rpt) (SL) (S) (W) 2.35 This Is BBC Two (S) (W) (HD)

ITV

Lethal Weapon, 9pm 6.00

Good Morning Britain (W) (HD) 8.30 Lorraine (W) (HD) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (W) (HD) 10.30 This Morning. Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. (W) (HD) 12.30 Loose Women (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) 1.55 Local News, Weather (W) 2.00 Judge Rinder (W) (HD) 3.00 Culinary Genius. Phil Vickery judges. (W) (HD) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) 4.00 Tipping Point (W) 5.00 Babushka.

Gameshow, hosted by Rylan Clark-Neal. (W) (HD)

6.00 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories. (W) 6.30 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 7.00 EMMERDALE Laurel tries to comfort Arthur with some home videos, with unexpected results.

Meanwhile, Dan is feeling uneasy and Noah forces Samson to trick his father into giving them money.

7.30 CoRoNATioN STREET Maria pretends to be Eva at Aidan’s business lunch, Rob implores Tracy to take Amy home and Sarah tells Bethany that she will always support her, unaware of the danger she is in.

8.00 JuDgE RiNDER’S CRiME SToRiES A case in which Liz and Jonathan Speirs were scammed by their neighbour Keith Cameron, who invited them to invest in a telecoms business. Last in the series. (W) 8.30 CoRoNATioN STREET Aidan and Maria struggle to keep their hands off each other, while Rob freaks out when he realises Amy phoned Steve and told him where they are staying. (W) (HD) 9.00 LETHAL WEAPoN (10/18) A promoter is killed at a rave party while handing out legal enhancing drugs and Riggs and Murtaugh soon find themselves in a violent turf war between a new generation of drug dealers and a Koreatown gang. Meanwhile, the friction between the duo is relieved somewhat when Murtaugh is assigned a temporary new partner. (W) 10.00 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.30 LoCAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional stories. (W) 10.40 gANgSTER (2007) fiLM AMERiCAN The story of 1970s drug kingpin Frank Lucas, whose methods of smuggling heroin into the US made him one of the leading figures in the New York underworld. A detective is assigned to bring Lucas’ empire down, but his investigation is undermined by police corruption. Fact-based crime drama, starring Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe and Josh Brolin.

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Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. 3.00 Storage Hoarders (rpt) (SL) (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (W) (HD)

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bbC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00 Vets 24/7 bbC1 SCoTLAND As BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00 Landward bbC1 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC1 except: 10.35 The Blame Game 11.05 The Graham Norton Show 11.55 Witless 12.25 Film: Eurotrip (2004) (15) 1.55-6.00 BBC News bbC2 SCoTLAND As BBC2 except: 6.00 Celebrity Eggheads. A team of antiques experts takes on the champions. 6.45 Debatable iTV WESTCouNTRy As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.30 Local News. Latest stories of interest to the region. iTV yoRkSHiRE As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Latest headlines from the region.

iTV TyNE TEES As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest regional forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Round-up of headlines. iTV gRANADA As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather. Latest forecast. 6.00-6.30 Local News. Latest headlines from the region. iTV WEST As ITV except: 3.59-4.00 Local Weather 6.00-6.30 Local News. Round-up of the latest headlines from around the region.

S4C 6.00 Cyw: Cyw a’r Bocs Arbennig 6.10 Ben Dant 6.25 Sam Tân 6.35 Boj 6.45 Octonots 6.55 Cacamwnci 7.10 Ynys Broc Môr Lili 7.20 Igam Ogam 7.30 Straeon Ty Pen 7.45 Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 8.00 Meic y Marchog 8.15 Sara a Cwac 8.25 Y Brodyr Coala 8.35 Yn yr Ardd 8.50 Dwylo’r Enfys 9.05 Tomos a’i Ffrindiau 9.15 Marcaroni 9.30 Chwedlau Tinga Tinga 9.40 Falmai’r Fuwch 9.45 Bach a Mawr

10.00 Ben Dant 10.15 Sam Tân 10.25 Boj 10.40 Octonots 10.50 Peppa 10.55 Cacamwnci 11.10 Ynys Broc Môr Lili 11.20 Igam Ogam 11.30 Straeon Ty Pen 11.45 Syrcas Deithiol Dewi 12.00 Heno 12.30 Ffasiwn Mecanic 1.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Ceffylau Cymru 1.30 Ffermio 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Cofio: Margaret Williams 3.30 Gardd Pont y Twr 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh: Tag 5.30 Stwnsh: FM 5.55 Stwnsh: Y Brodyr Adrenalini 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 04 Wal: 2001 6.30 Cegin Bryn: Y Dosbarth Meistr 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Ffasiwn Mecanic 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 ’Run Sbit 10.00 Lisa: Y Dyn ei Hun 10.30 Stiwdio Gefn 11.00-11.35 999: Y Glas

CHANNEL 4

Britain Today Tonight, 10pm & 10.30pm 6.00

Countdown (rpt) (HD) 6.45 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.10 Will & Grace (rpt) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 9.05 Frasier (rpt) 9.35 Frasier (rpt) 10.05 Car SOS (rpt) (HD) 11.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (rpt) (HD) 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (HD) 12.05 The Question Jury (rpt) (HD) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers (rpt) (HD) 2.10 Countdown (HD) 3.00 Fifteen To One (HD) 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (rpt) 5.00 Four In A Bed (HD) 5.30 Extreme Cake Makers (HD)

6.00 The SImPSonS (8/22) Homer, Marge and the kids tour Italy in Mr Burns’ car and encounter Sideshow Bob, who begs them not to reveal his criminal past.

Unfortunately, Lisa lets the cat out of the bag. (rpt) 6.30 hollyoAkS Esther realises that Kim is going after Grace, while Darcy uses Toby to sabotage Maxine and Adam’s plans and Nancy opens up to Darren.

7.00 ChAnnel 4 neWS Latest headlines. (HD) 7.30 unrePorTed World (8/8) Reporter Seyi Rhodes heads to Senegal to explore the national obsession with competitive wrestling. (HD) 8.00 PoSh PAWn High-end pawnbroker James heads to Marbella to appraise a 75ft yacht worth £250,000.

However, he finds the vessel rather tricky to locate.

Plus, a diamond ring that was handed down through the generations gets James hot under the collar. (HD) 9.00 goggleBox The nation’s favourite armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes. (HD) 10.00 neW BrITAIn TodAy TonIghT (1/6) SerIeS Comedy set in the fictional Channel 9Nine News Network, home to a current affairs show that promises “100 per cent real news guaranteed”. (HD) 10.30 BrITAIn TodAy TonIghT (2/6) Jon Donovan investigates the measures British shopkeepers are taking to minimise the threat of global terrorism.

11.05 8 ouT oF 10 CATS doeS CounTdoWn Jimmy Carr hosts the words-and-numbers quiz, as Jon Richardson and Chris Addison take on Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan. (rpt) (HD) 12.10 FILM: Cuban Fury (2014) Comedy, starring Nick Frost. (W) 1.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (rpt) 2.40 National Treasure (rpt) (HD) 3.35 Location, Location, Location (rpt) 4.30 Building The Dream (HD) 5.20 Fifteen To One (rpt)

CHANNEL 5

It’s Complicated, 10pm 6.00

Milkshake! Lily’s Driftwood Bay (rpt) 6.05 Mofy (rpt) 6.15 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.20 Little Princess (rpt) 6.30 Paw Patrol (rpt) 6.45 Bob The Builder (rpt) 6.55 Fireman Sam (rpt) 7.05 Thomas & Friends (rpt) 7.20 Milkshake!

Monkey (rpt) 7.25 Shimmer And Shine (rpt) 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) 7.50 Paw Patrol (rpt) 8.05 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.15 Digby Dragon (rpt) 8.30 Peppa Pig (rpt) 8.50 Wissper (rpt) 9.00 Wanda And The Alien (rpt) 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (rpt) 12.10 5 News 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (rpt) 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS (rpt) 3.15 FILM: Undercover Bridesmaid (2012) With Brooke Burns. 5.00 5 News At 5 (HD) 5.30 Neighbours (rpt)

6.00 home And AWAy Alf tries to persuade John to stay, while Matt and Evelyn decide to get married.

Elsewhere, Brody succumbs to temptation, sampling Lena’s drugs and having a one-night stand. (rpt) (HD) 6.30 5 neWS TonIghT A round-up of the evening’s main headlines, including coverage of the latest national and international stories. (HD) 7.00 CrICkeT on 5 England v Ireland. Highlights of the opening contest in the two-match series, which took place at The Brightside Ground in Bristol. Although this was the seventh meeting to take place, it was the first on English soil. (HD) Followed by 5 News. (HD) 8.00 The FInAl mySTery oF STonehenge (3/8) How the discovery and dating of an ancient mass grave at the Stonehenge site is overturning the debate about why or how this mysterious monument was built. (HD) Followed by 5 News Update. (HD) 9.00 SPeCTACulAr SPAIn WITh Alex PolIzzI (6/6) The presenter explores Galicia, a mountainous region in the north-west with a very different climate and culture from the rest of the country. Last in the series. (HD) Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

ComPlICATed (2009) 10.00 FIlm IT’S Divorced couple Jane and Jake are reunited at their son’s college graduation after ten years apart, and end up sleeping together. Despite Jake’s marriage to a younger woman and Jane’s fledgling romance with a kindly architect, the pair end up having a clandestine affair. Romantic comedy, starring Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin. (W) (HD) 12.15 SuperCasino (HD) 3.10 FILM: Sniper (1993) Action thriller, with Billy Zane. (W) 4.45 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.10 Great Scientists (rpt) (SL) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL)

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6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Access 8.10 That ’70s Show 8.30 Dance Moms 10.10 8 Simple Rules 11.10 My Wife and Kids 1.00pm Dance Moms 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 Gilmore Girls 5.00 Gilmore Girls 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 10.00 Film: The Last Airbender (2010) (PG) Fantasy adventure.

12.05am Film: Life As We Know It (2010) (12) Comedy.

6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 The Mysteries of Laura 10.00 Law & Order 11.00 Law & Order 12.00noon CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 The Mysteries of Laura 4.00 Law & Order 5.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 Law & Order: Los Angeles 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00midnight Person of Interest 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 CSI: NY

Friday 5 May 2017

ITV2 6.00am The Hot Desk: Jonas Blue 6.10 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.35 Below Deck 7.20 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Emmerdale 9.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 9.35 Psych 10.25 Below Deck 11.20 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 12.25pm Emmerdale 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00 Judge Rinder 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Unleashed! 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! XXL 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Film: Delivery Man (12) 11.10 Family Guy 12.30am American Dad! 1.25 Release the Hounds: Famous & Freaked ITV3 6.00am In Loving Memory 6.25 Heartbeat 7.25 Where the Heart Is 8.30 The Royal 9.30 Judge Judy 10.55 Road to Avonlea 11.55 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild at Heart 3.10 Where the Heart Is 4.15 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 4.50 Love Your Garden 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 The Street 10.20 Law & Order: UK 11.20 Wire in the Blood 12.25am The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes ITV4 6.00am Ax Men 6.45 The Saint 7.45 Ironside 8.50 The Sweeney 9.50 Minder 10.50 Ax Men 11.50 Cash Cowboys 12.50pm Pawn Stars 1.45 The Saint 2.50 Ironside 3.55 Minder 4.55 The Sweeney 6.00 Cash Cowboys 7.00 Pawn Stars 8.00 Road Racing Series 9.00 Film: Game of Death (2010,18) 11.05 Film: The Devil’s Advocate (1997,18) 1.55am Better Late Than Never BBC Four 7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top of the Pops: 1983 8.00 The Good Old Days 8.55 Sounds of the Seventies 9.00 Singer-Songwriters at the BBC 10.00 Classic Albums: Carly Simon No Secrets 11.00 Sings James Bond 12.00midnight Top of the Pops: 1983 Sky 1 6.00am Hawaii Five-0 8.00 Monkey Life 9.00 It’s Me or the Dog 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 Forever 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Haven 5.00 Modern Family 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Jamestown 10.30 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud 11.30 Blacklist: Redemption 12.30am A League of Their Own Sky ATlAnTIC 6.00am The British 8.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 9.00 The West Wing 11.00 Cold Case 12.00noon House 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Urban Secrets 3.00 The West Wing 5.00 Cold Case 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Beware The Slenderman 11.15 Dexter 12.25am Deadwood Sky CInemA PremIere 6.00am Queen of Earth (15) 7.35 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (12) 9.25 X-Men: Apocalypse (12) 11.55 Jason Bourne (12) 2.05pm Sausage Party (18) 3.40 Elstree 1976 (12) 5.30 X-Men: Apocalypse (12) 8.00 Jason Bourne (12) 10.10 Sausage Party (2016,18) 11.45 Tell Me How I Die (2016,15) FIlm4 11.00am The Lady from Shanghai (PG) 12.45pm 40 Guns to Apache Pass (PG) 2.40 Holiday Inn (1941,U) 4.35 The Violent Men (1955,PG) 6.30 A League of Their Own (1992,PG) 9.00 Bridesmaids (2011,15) 11.25 Warm Bodies (2013,12) 1.20am The Evil Dead (1982,18) CBS ACTIon 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Diagnosis Murder 12.00noon Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.30 The Twilight Zone 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 Mission: Impossible 12.00midnight NCIS 2.40 Bonanza 3.50 Walker, Texas Ranger CBS reAlITy 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.50 Snapped: Killer Couples 10.45 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 11.40 Unsolved Mysteries 12.35pm Judge Judy 3.10 Snapped: Killer Couples 4.05 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.05 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? 9.00 Cold Blood 11.00 Medical Detectives 12.00midnight Crime Stories Sky SPorTS 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Premier League 100 Club 10.00 Premier League Daily 11.00 Premier League 100 Club 1.00pm Football Gold 2.00 Premier League Legends 3.00 Spanish Football Gold 3.30 Football Gold 4.00 Football’s Greatest Players 5.00 Sky Sports Boxing Gold 5.30 Premier League Preview 6.00 The Fantasy Football Club 7.00 Live Friday Night Football. West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur (Kick-off 8.00pm). 10.30 Carling In Off the Bar 11.00 The Fantasy Football Club

BBC 1

Doctor Who, 7.20pm 6.00

Breakfast (HD) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (HD) 11.30 TBA 12.00 Football Focus (HD) 1.00 BBC News, (S) Weather (W) (HD) 1.15 Athletics: Diamond League Qatar Highlights (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 TBA 3.15 TBA 4.00 Final Score (S) (W) (HD) 5.25 Who Dares Wins (HD)

6.10 BBc NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (HD) 6.20 LocAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin.(W) 6.30 poiNTLESS cELEBRiTiES Regular hosts Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present as famous faces take part in the general knowledge quiz in which they try to come up with the least likely correct answers to a series of questions posed to members of the public. (S) (W) (HD) 7.20 DocToR WHo (4/12) Bill and some of her friends decide to move in together, and find what seems to be the perfect house. However, the absurdly cheap rent and a decidedly creepy landlord (played by guest star David Suchet) suggest that domestic bliss might not yet be on the cards. The Doctor believes something is seriously wrong with his assistant’s new home, plagued as it is with strange drafts and oddly creaky floorboards, and that’s without mentioning the ominous tower found at the very heart of the building – one that doesn’t seem to have an entrance. Peter Capaldi and Pearl Mackie star, with Matt Lucas. (S) (W) (HD) 8.10 cASuALTy Hospital drama with the staff of Holby’s accident and emergency department as they deal with more sick and injured patients. (S) (HD) 9.00 TBA 10.00 BBc NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (HD) Followed by National Lottery Update. (S) (W) 10.20 MATcH of THE DAy Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest Premier League matches, including Swansea City v Everton at the Liberty Stadium and Hull City v Sunderland at the KCOM Stadium. The Swans and Tigers are locked in a battle to avoid relegation, with Everton still in with a chance of a top-four finish, and Sunderland seemingly doomed to the drop. (S) (W) (HD) 11.40 MuRDER iN SuccESSViLLE (3/6) A radioactive monster seems to be on the loose in Successville and DI Sleet enlists the aid of new assistant Lorraine Kelly to get to the bottom of the mystery. (S) (W) (HD) 12.10 TBA. Followed by Weather For The Week Ahead. (S) (W) (HD) 2.15 BBC News. The latest headlines. (S) (W) (HD)

BBC 2

That’s Entertainment! iii, 7.10am 6.10

TBA 7.10 FILM: That’s Entertainment! III (1994) Compilation of MGM musical highlights, featuring Gene Kelly. (S) (W) 9.00 TBA 11.30 Great British Menu. Chefs put their gastronomic prowess to the test, under the watchful eye of a panel of judges. (rpt) (S) (W) 12.00 Great British Menu. Chefs put their gastronomic prowess to the test, under the watchful eye of a panel of judges, with the aim of proving themselves worthy of the chance to prepare courses for a prestigious meal. (rpt) (S) (W) 12.30 Great British Menu. Chefs put their gastronomic prowess to the test, under the watchful eye of a panel of judges. (rpt) (S) (W) 1.00 FILM: 4 For Texas (1963) Comedy Western, starring Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. (S) 2.50 TBA 3.20 Flog It! People are invited to try to make money out of their antiques by taking a risk at auction. (S) (W) 4.05 Trust Me, I’m A Vet. A team of practicing vets use the latest veterinary research, access to world-leading experts and brand new science to seek out the very best advice for taking care of your pet. (rpt) (S) (W) 5.05 Gardeners’ World (rpt) (S) (W)

5.35 SpRiNgWATcH iN JApAN: cHERRy BLoSSoM TiME The sakura spring is an impressive sight, as blankets of cherry blossom flowers transform Japan’s landscape. Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and James Wong join hundreds of thousands of travellers visiting Japan to indulge in hanami – the national tradition of flower watching. As each follows their own sakura stories, the trio learn that the arrival of the blossom is not just a spectacle of nature – it has become one of the country’s most important cultural moments. (rpt) (S) (W) 6.35 TBA 7.20 TBA 8.00 gRAND TouRS of ScoTLAND Paul Murton travels the country using a variety of unusual means of transport to trace the changes that have taken place since the birth of Scottish tourism. (S) (W) 8.30 DAD’S ARMy Comedy with the Home Guard. (S) 9.00 TBA 10.50 Qi XL Comedy panel quiz, in which the questions are so difficult points are awarded for the answers host Stephen Fry finds most interesting. (S) (W) (HD) 11.35 VERSAiLLES (3/10) Princess Palatine gets a cold reception from her new husband. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) Followed by Inside Versailles. (rpt) (S) (W) (HD) 12.35 TBA 2.15 This Is BBC Two. Upcoming progerammes. (HD)

ITV

Take Me out, 6.45pm 6.00

CITV: Bottom Knocker Street (rpt) 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street (rpt) 6.25 Sooty (rpt) (SL) (W) 6.35 Signed Stories: Share A Story (rpt) 6.40 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (rpt) 6.50 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (rpt) (SL) (W) 7.00 Oddbods (rpt) (W) 7.05 Marvel Avengers Assemble (rpt) (W) 7.30 Thunderbirds Are Go (rpt) (W) 7.55 NinjaGo: Masters Of Spinjitzu (rpt) (W) 8.25 ITV News (W) 8.30 Weekend (W) (HD) 9.25 The Home Game (rpt) (W) (HD) 10.20 Judge Rinder (rpt) (W) (HD) 11.20 Tipping Point (rpt) (W) (HD) 12.20 ITV News, Weather (W) 12.25 Bigheads (rpt) (W) (HD) 1.30 ITV Racing Live From Newmarket And Goodwood.

Coverage of today’s race meetings at Newmarket and Goodwood, including this year’s running of the 2000 Guineas. (W) (HD) 4.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (rpt) (W) (HD) 4.30 Britain’s Got More Talent. Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition, going behind the scenes to uncover all the latest news, views and gossip from the programme. (W) (HD) 5.30 Catchphrase. Stephen Mulhern hosts the gameshow in which three contestants guess the familiar phrases hidden in animated clues, before one of them plays to win £50,000. (rpt) (W) (HD)

6.15 LocAL NEWS, WEATHER Regional bulletin. (W) 6.25 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 6.45 TAkE ME ouT A group of men enters the “love lift” in the hope of impressing 30 single women and winning a date – but must first get the female participants to keep their lights on as a sign of approval. Paddy McGuinness presents. (W) (HD) 8.00 BRiTAiN’S goT TALENT Another selection of would-be stars are given a chance to demonstrate their unique talents, as the fourth round of auditions gets under way. As always, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, David Walliams and Alesha Dixon will beckon each act into the spotlight, where they must show off their skills to the best of their ability if they are to secure the panel’s attention and win a place in the next round of the contest.

However, for those performers whose skits capture the hearts of either the judges, or Ant and Dec, a simple tap of the golden buzzer could see them progress straight through to the live shows. (HD) 9.15 TBA 10.15 iTV NEWS, WEATHER Latest headlines. (W) 10.30 TBA 12.30 Jackpot247. Live interactive gaming. (W) 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? (rpt) (W) (HD) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD)

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REgioNAL VARiATioNS

BBc1 ScoTLAND As BBC1 except: 4.00-5.25 Sportscene BBc1 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC1 except: 5.00-5.25 Final Score from Northern Ireland. The latest football results.

BBc2 WALES As BBC2 except: 5.05-7.20 Scrum V Live BBc2 ScoTLAND As BBC2 except: 2.55 Celebrity Eggheads.

Quiz show. 3.45 Debatable 4.30 The Beechgrove Garden 5.00 Live PRO12 Rugby Union 7.30 TBA 8.15-9.00 TBA BBc2 NoRTHERN iRELAND As BBC2 except: 3.00 Irish Cup Final 5.10-7.20 Ulster Rugby Live 10.55 The Blame Game. Topical comedy panel show. 11.25 Late Licence 11.40-12.35 TBA iTV MERiDiAN As ITV except: 6.15-6.25 Local News

iTV cENTRAL As ITV except: 12.24-12.25 Local Weather 6.15-6.25 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.29-10.30 Local Weather iTV WESTcouNTRy As ITV except: 12.24-12.25 Local Weather 6.15-6.25 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.29-10.30 Local Weather iTV ANgLiA As ITV except: 12.24-12.25 Local Weather 6.15-6.25 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.29-10.30 Local Weather iTV yoRkSHiRE As ITV except: 12.24-12.25 Local Weather 6.15-6.25 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.29-10.30 Local Weather iTV TyNE TEES As ITV except: 12.24-12.25 Local Weather 6.15-6.25 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.29-10.30 Local Weather iTV gRANADA As ITV except: 12.24-12.25 Local Weather 6.15-6.25 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.29-10.30 Local Weather

iTV BoRDER As ITV except: 12.24-12.25 Local Weather 6.15-6.25 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.29-10.30 Local Weather iTV WEST As ITV except: 12.24-12.25 Local Weather 6.15-6.25 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.29-10.30 Local Weather iTV WALES As ITV WEST except: 12.24-12.25 Local Weather 6.15-6.25 Local News. Latest headlines. 10.29-10.30 Local Weather S4c 6.00 Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn 10.00 Ras yn Erbyn Amser 11.00 Ffasiwn Mecanic 11.30 Cegin Bryn: Y Dosbarth Meistr 12.00 Bywyd y Fet 12.30 Ceffylau Cymru 1.00 Ffermio 1.30 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo 2.00 Pobol y Rhondda 2.30 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 2.45 Rygbi 5.00 Clwb Rygbi 7.30 Côr Cymru: Uchafbwyntiau 2017 8.30 Tudur Owen a’r Cwmni Dillad 9.30 Straeon Tafarn 10.00 ’Run Sbit 10.30 Y Ffeit: MMA

CHANNEL 4

location, location, location, 5.30pm 6.15

Mobil 1 The Grid 6.40 The King Of Queens (rpt) 7.05 The King Of Queens (rpt) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (rpt) 8.30 Frasier (rpt) 9.00 Frasier (rpt) 9.30 The Big Bang Theory (rpt) (HD) 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (rpt) (HD) 10.30 The Simpsons (rpt) 11.30 The Simpsons (rpt) 12.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares UA 1.00 Come Dine With Me. Children’s food educator Beth Stephens hosts the first dinner party in Lowestoft, Suffolk, where she plans to impress her guests – caravan site owner Ray, beauty therapist Polly, housing officer Jonalt and ASBO officer Rachel – with locally sourced seasonal food. (rpt) (HD) 1.30 Come Dine With Me. Caravan park owner Ray hosts the second night in Lowestoft, where he hopes to win the £1,000 prize with a Spanish-themed evening. (rpt) (HD) 2.00 Come Dine With Me. Luxury-loving beautician Polly hosts the third evening in Lowestoft, Suffolk, and is determined to prove she is more than just a pretty face. (rpt) (HD) 2.30 Come Dine With Me. Albanian-born civil servant Jonalt hosts the fourth party of the competition in Lowestoft, Suffolk. (rpt) (HD) 3.00 Come Dine With Me. The final dinner party in Suffolk is hosted by anti-social behaviour officer Rachel, who hopes to win over her guests with an evening of comfort food. (rpt) (HD) 3.30 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun. Property expert Jasmine Harman helps Steph Fessey and Andy Wynn from Hampshire search for a property on Portugal’s Silver Coast. (rpt) (HD) 4.30 Big House, Little House (HD)

5.30 loCATIon, loCATIon, loCATIon Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of house-hunters looking for homes in Yorkshire. Kate works in international development and has spent years in Africa and elsewhere around the globe. Now she wants to put down roots and has chosen the picturesque Yorkshire Dales. In nearby Leeds, perfectionist couple Charley and Hayley have spent nine months trying to clinch a deal on their first home, terrified of making the wrong decision. (rpt) 6.30 ChAnnel 4 newS Latest headlines. (HD) 7.00 The reSTorATIon mAn Transforming unusual and historic buildings into family homes. (HD) 8.00 wAlkInG ThrouGh TIme The remains of five mammoths found in a quarry in Shropshire. (rpt) 9.00 TBA 11.25 TBA 1.30

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. Gordon Ramsay heads to The Greek in Southern California. (rpt) 2.20 Hollyoaks (rpt) (HD) 4.20 TBA 5.20 Location, Location, Location (rpt)

CHANNEL 5

nCIS, 9pm 6.00

Milkshake! Pip Ahoy! (rpt) (HD) 6.10 Monkey (rpt) (HD) 6.15 Bop Box (rpt) 6.20 The Mr Men Show (rpt) (HD) 6.30 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.35 Peppa Pig (rpt) 6.40 Wissper (rpt) (HD) 6.50 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 7.00 Bob The Builder (rpt) 7.15 Fireman Sam (rpt) (HD) 7.20 Olly The Little White Van (HD) 7.25 Olly The Little White Van (HD) 7.30 Paw Patrol (rpt) (HD) 7.40 Blaze And The Monster Machines (rpt) (HD) 8.10 Noddy: Toyland Detective (rpt) (HD) 8.20 Wissper (rpt) (HD) 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) 8.40 Shimmer And Shine (rpt) (HD) 9.10 Little Princess (rpt) 9.25 Peppa Pig (rpt) (HD) 9.30 Peppa Pig (rpt) 9.35 Peppa Pig (rpt) 9.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom (rpt) (HD) 9.45 TBA 10.20 Access (rpt) (HD) 10.30 Criminals: Caught On Camera (rpt) 11.00 Police Interceptors (rpt) (HD) 12.00 On Benefits: The Bargain Queen (rpt) (HD) 1.00 On Benefits: Breadline Brummies (rpt) (HD) 2.00 On Benefits: Cash-Strapped Couples (rpt) (HD) 3.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (rpt) (HD) 4.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (rpt) (HD) 5.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (rpt) (HD)

6.00 CAn’T PAy? we’ll TAke IT AwAy (7/30) The agents chase £4,500 owed to a shipping company by a car parts dealer in Lancashire and in East London, the officers try to collect over £2,000 owed to a housing association. (rpt) (HD) 7.00 nCIS (21/23) A US Marine suspected of murder is killed in Iraq and a search of his belongings reveals the body of a girl – but Gibbs thinks there is more to the case than meets the eye. (HD) 8.00 nCIS: loS AnGeleS The FBI’s domestic terrorist task force steps in to help the team when a former marine is suspected of creating a bomb. (HD) 8.55 5 newS weekend The day’s headlines. (HD) 9.00 nCIS A US Navy Public Affairs Officer is killed and both the man’s wife and his mistress are suspects.

Meanwhile, DiNozzo’s father helps a homeless woman. Followed by The Health Lottery draw.

10.00 FooTBAll on 5: GoAl ruSh The final fixtures of the regular season in League Two. (HD) 10.30 ThAT’S So 1994 (8/8) The events of 1994, when the Church of England ordained its first female priests, the first UK National Lottery draw took place and the Channel Tunnel opened. (rpt) 11.30 TBA 12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 4.50 House Doctor (rpt) (SL) 5.20 Wildlife SOS (rpt) (SL) 5.45 Angels Of Jarm (rpt) (SL) 5.50 Roary The Racing Car (rpt) (SL)

l All programme details are correct at time of going to press

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6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Access 8.10 8 Simple Rules 8.35 My Wife and Kids 9.05 My Wife and Kids 9.35 My Wife and Kids 10.05 My Wife and Kids 10.35 My Wife and Kids 11.05 My Wife and Kids 11.35 My Wife and Kids.

Michael becomes addicted to a video game. 12.05pm My Wife and Kids. The family attends a wedding. 12.35 TBA 2.35 TBA 4.40 TBA 6.50 TBA 9.00 TBA 11.35 TBA 1.50am Meet the Psychopaths 2.50 Wife Slayer: Countdown to Murder 3.50 Access 4.00 Teleshopping

6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 TBA 10.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.30 TBA 1.05pm NCIS 2.05 NCIS 3.05 NCIS 4.10 NCIS 5.10 NCIS 6.10 NCIS: Los Angeles 7.10 TBA 8.05 Access 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans. The body of a naval counterintelligence officer is found in the bayou. 10.00 NCIS: New Orleans 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00midnight Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 2.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 3.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Saturday 6 May 2017

ITV2 6.00am Fleur East: The Hot Desk 6.10 Emmerdale 8.35 Coronation Street 11.05 Britain’s Got Talent 12.25pm Britain’s Got More Talent 1.25 Take Me Out 2.40 Take Me Out – The Gossip 3.40 You’ve Been Framed! 4.10 Film: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005,12) 6.25 Film: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009,PG) 8.15 Scorpion 9.15 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.20 Family Guy 12.50am Film: Delivery Man (2013,12) 2.45 The Vamps: The Hot Desk ITV3 6.00am Murder, She Wrote 8.45 Film: Forever Young (1992,PG) 10.50 Goodbye Mr Chips 12.50pm Wycliffe 1.55 Lewis 5.55 Rosemary & Thyme 7.00 Midsomer Murders 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.00 Law & Order: UK 2.00am ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping ITV4 6.00am TBA 6.10 Bundesliga Football Highlights 7.00 Motorsport UK 7.55 World Superbike Highlights 8.55 BRDC Formula 3 Championship Highlights 10.00 ITV Racing: The Opening Show 11.00 British Superbike Championship Highlights 12.00noon Road Racing Series 1.05 Film: Superman (1978,PG) 4.05 The Car Chasers 5.05 Pawn Stars 6.05 Storage Wars 7.05 The Sweeney 8.05 Better Late Than Never 9.00 Film: Lethal Weapon 4 (1998,15) 11.30 Film: American Gangster (2007,18) 12.30am FYI Daily 12.35 Film: American Gangster (2007,18) 12.55 FYI Daily 2.30 The Car Chasers BBC Four 7.00pm Dan Cruickshank: At Home with the British 8.00 The BBC at War 9.00 Hinterland 10.30 Top of the Pops: 1983 11.45 TBA 1.50am Elvis: That’s Alright Mama 60 Years On 2.50 Nina and Me: Laura Mvula Sky 1 6.00am Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance 6.50 Futurama 8.15 Game Changers 8.45 The Fantasy Football Club 9.45 Soccer AM 11.30 Live Premier League 12.30pm Wild Things 1.30 Modern Family 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.15 Supergirl 6.10 The Flash 7.05 MacGyver 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00 Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud 10.00 Inside the Freemasons 11.00 Jamestown 12.30am A League of Their Own 1.30 Arrow 3.30 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 4.30 Ninja Warrior Sky ATlAnTIC 6.00am Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer 9.00 The West Wing 2.00pm Cold Case 4.00 House 6.00 TBA 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.00 Film: Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief (2015,15) 12.15am Real Time with Bill Maher 1.25 The Borgias 2.35 Girls 3.45 TBA 4.20 Fish Town 5.10 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer Sky CInemA PremIere 6.00am Elstree 1976 (2015,12) 7.50 Sadie’s Last Days on Earth (2016,12) 9.40 X-Men: Apocalypse (2016,12) 12.05pm Jason Bourne (2016,12) 2.15 Keanu (2016,15) 4.00 Sausage Party (2016,18) 5.35 X-Men: Apocalypse (2016,12) 8.00 Jason Bourne (2016,12) 10.10 Keanu (2016,15) 12.00midnight Sausage Party (2016,18) 1.40 Tell Me How I Die (2016,15) 3.45 Queen of Earth (2015,15) FIlm4 11.00am TBA 1.00pm Dr Seuss’ The Lorax (2012,U) 2.40 Short Circuit (1986,PG) 4.45 Mrs Doubtfire (1993,12) 7.00 TBA 9.00 A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014,15) 11.25 The Woman in Black: Angel of Death (2014,15) 1.30am American Mary (2012,18) CBS ACTIon 6.00am Teleshopping 8.30 The Key of David 9.00 NCIS 2.00pm Touched by an Angel 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 Buffalo Girls 8.00 The High Chaparral 9.00 CSI: Miami 2.20am Film: The Last Day (1975) 4.10 The High Chaparral CBS reAlITy 6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s a Miracle with Roma Downey 7.00 Hoarders 9.00 Snapped: Killer Couples 11.00 Teens Who Kill 12.00midnight The Alps Murders 1.00 World’s Wildest Police Videos 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Cops Sky SPorTS 1 6.00am Football Gold 6.45 Premier League Legends 7.15 Game Changers 7.45 Premier League Legends 8.15 Premier League Preview 8.45 The Fantasy Football Club 9.45 Soccer AM 11.30 Live Premier League. Build-up to Manchester City v Crystal Palace. 12.30pm Live Premier League.

Manchester City v Stoke City (Kick-off 12.30pm).

3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.15 Live EFL. A match from the final day of the regular season in League Two (Kick-off 5.30pm). 8.00 EFL Goals 8.30 Nissan Game of the Day 10.30 Nissan Match Choice 11.30 TBA 12.00midnight Premier League Highlights

sUNDAY

3: Macbeth. 11.05 early Music Late.

12.05am Pierson’s Macbeth. 12.306.30 through the Night. RADIO 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News.

5.45 Profile. 6.00 News. 6.05 Something Understood. 6.35 on Your farm: A Journey through the British Isles And Beyond. 7.00 News.

7.10 Sunday. 8.00 News. 8.10 Sunday worship. 8.48 A Point of View.

9.00 Broadcasting house. 10.00 the Archers. 11.15 the Reunion.

Noon News. 12.01 (Lw) Shipping forecast. 12.04 the Unbelievable

truth. 12.30 the food Programme.

1.00 the world this weekend. 1.30 from our home Correspondent.

2.00 Gardeners’ Question time.

2.45 the Listening Project. 3.02 tsar.

4.02 open Book. 4.30 Poetry Please.

5.00 the Self employment Paradox.

5.40 Profile. 6.00 News. 6.15 Pick of the week. 7.00 the Archers.

7.15 hal. 7.45 Life At Absolute Zero.

8.00 More or Less. 8.30 Last word.

9.00 Money Box. 9.30 In Business.

10.00 the westminster hour.

11.00 the film Programme. 11.30

Something Understood. Midnight News. 12.15 thinking Allowed. 1.00 As BBC world Service. RADIO 5 (MW: 909/993 kHz) 5.00am 5 Live Science. 6.00 Sunday Breakfast. 9.00 Sportsweek. 10.00 Pienaar’s Politics.

11.00 5 Live Investigates. Noon 5 Live Sport. 12.15 MotD2 extra.

1.00 2017: Russian Grand Prix. 3.00 5 Live Sport. 3.30 5 Live Sport. 4.30 Premier League football 2016-17.

6.30 6-0-6. 7.30 flintoff, Savage And the Ping Pong Guy. 8.30 I was there. 9.30 eye of the Storm.

10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night. 4.30-5.00 5 Live formula 1. RADIO scOtLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries 585) kHz) 6.00am Bulletin. 6.02 women with A Past. 6.30 New every Sunday.

7.04 the Railway People. 7.32 the kitchen Cafe. 8.00 Good Morning Scotland. 10.05 Richard holloway.

Noon Bulletin. 12.05 Sportsound.

3.05 Roddy hart. 5.05 take the floor. 7.05 Jazz Nights At the Quay.

9.05 Classics Unwrapped. 11.05 Iain Anderson. 1.00am As Radio 5 Live.

bANK HOLIDAY

RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) 6.33am Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Clara Amfo. 1.00pm Scott Mills.

4.00 Dev. 7.00 MistaJam. 9.00 Phil taggart. 10.00 huw Stephens.

1.00am friction. 4.00-6.33 Adele Roberts. RADIO 2 (FM: 88-91MHz) 5.00am Nicki Chapman. 6.30 Sara Cox. 9.30 ken Bruce. Noon Bryan Adams Rocks! 2.00 tony Blackburn.

5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Paul Jones.

8.00 the Brian Matthew Years.

10.00 Bill kenwright’s Golden Years.

11.00 Jools holland. Midnight

Johnnie walker. 2.00 Radio 2’s Jazz Playlists. 3.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Great British Songbook. 4.00-5.00 Radio 2 Playlist: hidden treasures.

RADIO 3 (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 essential Classics. Noon Composer of the week: Praetorius. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In tune. 6.30 Composer of the week: Praetorius.

7.30 Radio 3 In Concert. 10.00 Music Matters. 10.45 the essay: Luther’s Reformation Gang. 11.00

Jazz Now. 12.30am-6.30 through the Night. RADIO 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News. 5.45 farming today. 6.00 today. 9.00 Start the week. 9.45 (Lw) Daily Service. 9.45 (fM) Book of the week: Balancing Acts: Behind the Scenes At the National theatre. 10.00 woman’s hour. 11.00 the Untold. 11.30 Mark Steel’s In town. Noon News. 12.01 (Lw) Shipping forecast. 12.04 home front. 12.15 You And Yours. 1.00 the world At one. 1.45 Marketing: hacking the Unconscious. 2.00 the

Archers. 2.15 Drama: triple word Score. 3.00 Brain of Britain. 3.30 the food Programme. 4.00 with Great Pleasure. 4.30 the Digital human. 5.00 PM. 6.00 News. 6.30 the Unbelievable truth. 7.00 the Archers. 7.15 front Row. 7.45 how Does that Make You feel? 8.00 the Invention of the USA. 8.30 Crossing Continents. 9.00 In their element. 9.30 Start the week.

10.00 the world tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime. 11.00 word of Mouth. 11.30 the Muhammadan

Bean: the Secret history of Islam And Coffee. Midnight News. 12.30 Book of the week: Balancing Acts: Behind the Scenes At the National theatre. 12.48 Shipping forecast.

1.00 As BBC world Service. 5.205.30 Shipping forecast. RADIO 5 (MW: 909/993 kHz) 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 wake Up to Money.

6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Adrian Chiles. 1.00pm Afternoon edition.

4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 the Monday Night Club. 8.00 Premier League football 2016-17. 10.00 flintoff,

Savage And the Ping Pong Guy. 10.30 Phil williams. 1.00am-5.00 Up All Night. RADIO scOtLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries 585) kHz) 6.00am Bulletin. 6.05 flitting to france: A New Alliance.

7.00 Good Morning Scotland. 9.00 kaye Adams. Noon John Beattie.

1.32 Personal Best. 2.05 the Janice forsyth Show. 4.05 Deacon Blue: 30 Years of Raintown. 5.00 Newsdrive. 6.30 Bryan Burnett. 9.05 Vic Galloway. 11.05 Iain Anderson.

1.00am-6.00 As Radio 5 Live.

tUesDAY

RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) 6.33am the Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Clara Amfo. 12.45pm Newsbeat.

1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James.

5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Greg James.

7.00 MistaJam. 9.00 BBC Radio 1 And 1Xtra’s Stories. 10.02 huw Stephens. 1.00am Annie Nightingale.

4.00-6.33 Adele Roberts. RADIO 2 (FM: 88-91MHz) 5.00am Vanessa feltz. 6.30 Chris evans. 9.30 ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve wright In the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon

Mayo. 7.00 Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Jo whiley. 10.00 ella fitzgerald – the first Lady of Song. 11.00 Nigel ogden: the organist entertains.

11.30 Listen to the Band. Midnight Sounds of the 80s. 2.00 Radio 2’s folk Playlist. 3.00 Radio 2 Playlists: Morning Acoustic. 4.00-5.00 Radio 2 Playlist: wednesday workout.

RADIO 3 (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 essential Classics. Noon Composer of the week: Praetorius. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00

Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In tune.

6.30 Composer of the week: Praetorius. 7.30 Radio 3 In Concert.

10.00 free thinking. 10.45 the essay: Luther’s Reformation Gang.

11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am-6.30 through the Night. RADIO 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News. 55.45 farming today. 6.00 today. 9.00 the Life Scientific. 9.30 whodunnit?

9.45 (Lw) Daily Service. 9.45 (fM) Book of the week: Balancing Acts: Behind the Scenes At the National theatre. 10.00 woman’s hour.

11.00 In their element. 11.30 tales from the Stave. Noon News.

12.01 (Lw) Shipping forecast.

12.04 home front. 12.15 Call You And Yours. 1.00 the world At one. 1.45 Marketing: hacking the Unconscious. 2.00 the Archers.

2.15 Drama: tumanbay. 3.00 the kitchen Cabinet. 3.30 Costing the earth. 4.00 word of Mouth. 4.30 Great Lives. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (Lw) Shipping forecast. 6.00 News. 6.30 Rob Newman’s Neuropolis. 7.00 the Archers. 7.15 front Row. 7.45

how Does that Make You feel? 8.00 the organ Beauty Pageant. 8.40 In touch. 9.00 All In the Mind. 9.30 the Life Scientific. 10.00 the world tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Into the water. 11.00 kevin eldon will See You Now. 11.30 No triumph, No tragedy. Midnight News. 12.30 Book of the week: Balancing Acts: Behind the Scenes At the National theatre. 12.48 Shipping forecast.

1.00 As BBC world Service. 5.205.30 Shipping forecast. RADIO 5 (MW: 909/993 kHz) 5.00am Morning

Reports. 5.15 wake Up to Money.

6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Adrian Chiles. 1.00pm Afternoon edition.

4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport.

10.30 Phil williams. 1.00am-5.00 Up All Night. RADIO scOtLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries 585) kHz) 6.00am Good Morning Scotland. 9.00 kaye Adams. Noon John Beattie. 1.32 Paisley Patterns.

2.05 Janice forsyth. 4.00 Newsdrive.

6.30 Bryan Burnett. 9.05 Ricky Ross.

11.00 Bulletin. 11.05 Roddy hart.

1.00am-6.00 As Radio 5 Live.

WeDNesDAY

RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) 6.33am Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Clara Amfo. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James. 5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Greg James. 7.00 MistaJam. 9.00 the Surgery with Gemma & Dr Radha. 10.02 huw Stephens. 1.00am Benji B. 4.00-6.33 Adele Roberts. RADIO 2 (FM: 88-91MHz) 5.00am Vanessa feltz.

6.30 Chris evans. 9.30 ken Bruce.

Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve wright In the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 the folk Show with

Mark Radcliffe. 8.00 Jo whiley. 10.00 At home with Gregory Porter. 11.00 Quatrophonic. Midnight Pick of the Pops. 2.00 Radio 2 Playlists: Country Playlist. 3.00 Radio 2 Playlists: Relax.

4.00-5.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Radio 2 Rocks. RADIO 3 (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 essential Classics. Noon Composer of the week: Praetorius. 1.00 News.

1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert.

2.00 Afternoon on 3. 3.30 Choral evensong. 4.30 In tune. 6.30 Composer of the week: Praetorius.

7.30 Radio 3 In Concert. 10.00 free thinking. 10.45 the essay: Luther’s Reformation Gang. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30am-6.30 through the Night. RADIO 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News. 5.45 farming today.

6.00 today. 8.31 (Lw) Yesterday In Parliament. 9.00 only Artists. 9.30 everything You think About Sport Is wrong. 9.45 (Lw) Daily Service. 9.45 (fM) Book of the week: Balancing Acts: Behind the Scenes At the National theatre. 10.00 woman’s hour. 10.56 the Listening Project.

11.00 the Invention of the USA. 11.30 Shush! Noon News. 12.01 (Lw) Shipping forecast. 12.04 home front. 12.15 You And Yours. 1.00 the world At one. 1.45 Marketing: hacking the Unconscious. 2.00 the Archers. 2.15 Drama: Byron And the Curse of Sintra. 3.00 Money Box Live. 3.30 All In the Mind.

4.00 thinking Allowed. 4.30 the Media Show. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (Lw) Shipping forecast. 6.00 News. 6.30 Rum Bunch. 7.00 the Archers. 7.15 front Row. 7.45 how Does that

Make You feel? 8.00 futureProofing.

8.45 four thought. 9.00 Costing the earth. 9.30 only Artists. 10.00 the world tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Into the water. 11.00 Cracking Up. 11.15 Beef And Dairy Network. 11.30 Punt PI. Midnight News. 12.30 Book of the week: Balancing Acts: Behind the Scenes At the National theatre. 12.45 Sailing By. 12.48 Shipping forecast.

1.00 As BBC world Service. 5.205.30 Shipping forecast. RADIO 5 (MW: 909/993 kHz) 5.00am Morning

Reports. 5.15 wake Up to Money.

6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 emma Barnett. 1.00pm Afternoon edition.

4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport.

10.30 Phil williams. 1.00am-5.00 Up All Night. RADIO scOtLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries 585) kHz) 6.00am Good Morning Scotland. 9.00 kaye Adams. Noon John Beattie 1.32 Room for Refugees. 2.05 Janice forsyth. 4.00 Newsdrive. 6.30 Bryan Burnett. 9.05 travelling folk. 11.05 Vic Galloway.

1.00am-6.00 As Radio 5 Live.

tHURsDAY

RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) 6.33am the Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Clara Amfo. 12.45pm Newsbeat.

1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 Greg James.

5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Greg James.

7.00 MistaJam. 9.00 Radio 1’s Artist takeover with Loyle Carner.

10.02 BBC Radio 1’s Residency – Deadmau5. Midnight BBC Radio 1’s Residency – will Atkinson. 1.00 toddla t. 4.00-6.33 Adele Roberts.

RADIO 2 (FM: 88-91MHz) 5.00am Vanessa feltz. 6.30 Chris evans.

9.30 ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve wright In the Afternoon. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Bob harris Country. 8.00 Jo whiley.

10.00 the Radio 2 Arts Show with Jonathan Ross. Midnight the Craig Charles house Party. 2.00 Radio 2 Playlists. 3.00 Radio 2 Playlists: have A Great weekend. 4.00-5.00 Radio 2 Playlists: feelgood friday.

RADIO 3 (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 essential Classics. Noon Composer of the week: Praetorius. 1.00 News. 1.02

Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In tune. 6.30 Composer of the week: Praetorius.

7.30 Radio 3 In Concert. 10.00 free thinking. 10.45 the essay: Luther’s Reformation Gang. 11.30 Late Junction. 12.30am-6.30 through the Night. RADIO 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News. 5.45 farming today. 6.00 today. 9.00 In our time.

9.45 (Lw) Daily Service. 9.45 (fM) Book of the week: Balancing Acts: Behind the Scenes At the National theatre. 10.00 woman’s hour. 11.00

Crossing Continents. 11.30 from Rags to Riches. Noon News. 12.01 (Lw) Shipping forecast. 12.04 home front. 12.15 You And Yours. 1.00 the world At one. 1.45 Marketing: hacking the Unconscious. 2.00 the Archers. 2.15 Drama: foxes. 3.00 open Country. 3.30 open Book.

4.00 the film Programme. 4.30 BBC Inside Science. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (Lw) Shipping forecast. 6.00 News. 6.30 Alex horne Presents the horne Section. 7.00 the Archers. 7.15 front Row. 7.45 how Does that

Make You feel? 8.00 the Briefing Room. 8.30 In Business. 9.00 BBC Inside Science. 9.30 In our time.

10.00 the world tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime: Into the water.

11.00 Start/Stop. 11.30 Punt PI. Midnight News. 12.30 Book of the week: Balancing Acts: Behind the Scenes At the National theatre.

12.48 Shipping forecast. 1.00 As BBC world Service. 5.20-5.30 Shipping forecast. RADIO 5 (MW: 909/993 kHz) 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 wake Up to Money.

6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 emma Barnett. 1.00pm Afternoon edition.

4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport.

10.00 Question time extra time.

1.00am-5.00 Up All Night. RADIO scOtLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries 585) kHz) 6.00am Good Morning Scotland. 9.00 kaye Adams. Noon John Beattie. 1.32 kitchen Cafe. 2.05 Janice forsyth.

4.00 Newsdrive. 6.30 Bryan Burnett.

9.05 Quay Sessions with Roddy hart.

11.00 Bulletin. 11.05 Natasha Raskin Sharp. 1.00am-6.00 As Radio 5 Live.

FRIDAY

30 April – 6 May

Sounds of the 60s. 2.00 Radio 2 Playlists: Blues. 3.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Pop Ballads. 4.00-5.00 Radio 2 Playlist: Upbeat. RADIO 3 (FM: 90.292.4MHz) 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News. 9.03 Sunday Morning. Noon Private Passions. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 the early Music Show. 3.00 Choral evensong. 4.00 the Choir. 5.00 the Listening Service. 5.30 words And Music. 6.45 Sunday feature: A Square Dance In heaven. 7.30 Radio 3 In Concert. 9.00 Drama on

RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) 6.33am Nick Grimshaw. 10.00 Clara Amfo. 12.45pm Newsbeat.

1.00 Matt edmondson. 4.00 the official Chart with Greg James.

5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Greg James.

7.00 Danny howard. 10.00 Pete tong. 1.00am B.traits. 4.00-6.00 Radio 1’s essential Mix. RADIO 2 (FM: 88-91MHz) 5.00am Vanessa feltz. 6.30 Chris evans. 9.30 ken Bruce. Noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00 Steve wright. 5.00 Simon Mayo.

7.00 tony Blackburn. 8.00 friday

Night Is Music Night. 10.00 Sounds of the 80s. Midnight Anneka Rice.

2.00 Radio 2’s funky Soul Playlist.

3.00 Radio 2 Playlist: today’s top hits. 4.00-5.00 Radio 2 Playlist: 21st Century Songs. RADIO 3 (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 essential Classics.

Noon Composer of the week: Praetorius. 1.00 News. 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In tune. 6.30 Composer of the week: Praetorius. 7.30 Radio 3 In Concert. 10.00 the

Verb. 10.45 the essay: Luther’s Reformation Gang. 11.00 world on 3. 1.00am-7.00 through the Night. RADIO 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News. 5.45 farming today. 6.00 today. 9.00 the Reunion. 9.45 (Lw) Daily Service.

9.45 (fM) Book of the week: Balancing Acts: Behind the Scenes At the National theatre. 10.00 (Lw) woman’s hour. 10.00 (fM) woman’s hour. 10.45 (Lw) test Match Special. 11.00 (fM) Passports Please. 11.30 (fM) Gloomsbury.

Noon (fM) News. 12.04 (Lw) test Match Special. 12.04 (fM) home front. 12.15 (fM) You And Yours. 1.00 (fM) the world At one. 1.45 (fM) Marketing: hacking the Unconscious. 2.00 (fM) the Archers. 2.15 (fM) Drama: frankie takes A trip. 3.00 (fM) Gardeners’ Question time. 3.45 (fM) Short works. 4.00 (fM) Last word. 4.30 (fM) More or Less. 4.55 (fM) the Listening Project. 5.00 (fM) PM. 6.00 (Lw) test Match Special. 6.00 (fM) News. 6.30 (fM) the News

Quiz. 7.00 the Archers. 7.15 front Row. 7.45 how Does that Make You feel? 8.00 Any Questions? 8.50 A Point of View. 9.00 home front omnibus. 10.00 the world tonight.

10.45 Book at Bedtime. 11.00 Great Lives. 11.30 Punt PI. 11.55 the Listening Project. Midnight News.

12.30 Book of the week. 1.00 As BBC world Service. RADIO 5 (MW: 909/993 kHz) 5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 wake Up to Money.

6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 emma Barnett. 1.00pm the friday Sports

Panel. 2.00 kermode And Mayo’s film Review. 4.00 5 Live Drive.

7.00 5 Live Sport. 8.00 Premier League football 2016-17. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am-5.00 Up All Night. RADIO scOtLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries 585) kHz) 6.00am Good Morning Scotland. 9.00 Stephen Jardine.

Noon John Beattie. 1.32 Stop the Press. 2.05 out for the weekend.

4.00 Newsdrive. 6.30 Sportsound.

8.05 Ricky Ross. 10.05 Jill Barkley.

1.00am-6.00 As Radio 5 Live.

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best RADIO of the week

RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) 6.00am Dev. 10.00 Matt edmondson. 1.00pm Alice Levine.

4.00 Cel Spellman. 6.00 Radio 1’s Most Played. 7.00 Daniel P Carter.

10.00 Phil taggart. 1.00am Monki.

4.00-6.33 Adele Roberts. RADIO 2 (FM: 88-91MHz) 5.00am huey on Sunday. 6.00 the Sunday hour. 7.00 Clare Balding. 9.00 Steve wright.

11.00 Michael Ball. 1.00pm elaine Paige. 3.00 Johnnie walker. 5.00 Paul o’Grady. 7.00 Claudia. 9.00 Clare teal. 11.00 Moira Stuart. Midnight

RADIO 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) 6.00am Dev. 10.00 the Matt edmondson Show. 1.00pm Jordan North. 4.00 Radio 1’s Dance Anthems with Danny howard. 7.00 MistaJam. 10.00 the Rap Show with Charlie Sloth. 1.00am DJ target. 4.00-6.00 Diplo And friends.

RADIO 2 (FM: 88-91MHz) 5.00am huey on Saturday. 6.00 Sounds of the 60s. 8.00 Saturday Breakfast with Dermot. 10.00 Graham Norton. 1.00pm Pick of the Pops.

3.00 the Zoe Ball Show. 6.00 Jill

halfpenny. 8.00 trevor Nelson’s Rhythm Nation. 10.00 the Craig Charles house Party. Midnight Ana Matronic’s Disco Devotion. 2.00 Radio 2’s Showtunes Playlist. 3.00 Radio Playlists: Love Songs. 4.00-5.00 Radio 2 Playlist: easy. RADIO 3 (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) 7.00am Breakfast.

9.00 News. 9.03 Record Review.

12.15pm Music Matters. 1.00 News. 1.02 Saturday Classics. 3.00 Sound of Cinema. 4.00 Jazz Record Requests. 5.30 opera on 3: Live from the Met. 9.00 tBA. 10.00

hear And Now. Midnight Geoffrey Smith’s Jazz. 1.00-7.00 through the Night. RADIO 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) 5.30am News. 5.45 IPM. 6.00 News And Papers. 6.07 open Country.

6.30 farming today this week. 6.57 weather. 7.00 today. 9.00 Saturday Live. 10.30 the kitchen Cabinet.

11.00 Political thinking with Nick Robinson. 11.30 from our own Correspondent. Noon News. 12.01 (Lw) Shipping forecast. 12.04 Money Box. 12.30 the News Quiz.

12.57 weather. 1.00 News. 1.10

Any Questions? 2.00 Any Answers?

2.30 Drama: the Rosenthals: Cold enough for Snow. 3.30 tales from the Stave. 4.00 weekend woman’s hour. 5.00 Saturday PM. 5.30 IPM. 5.54 Shipping forecast. 5.57 weather. 6.00 Six o’Clock News.

6.15 Loose ends. 7.00 Profile. 7.15 Saturday Review. 8.00 Archive on 4: Roots And holocaust: when tV taught Us A history Lesson.

9.00 Drama: tsar. 10.00 News And weather. 10.15 futureProofing.

11.00 Brain of Britain. 11.30 Poetry

Please. Midnight News. 12.30 Dawn Chorus. 12.48 Shipping forecast.

1.00 Dawn Chorus. 5.20-5.30 Shipping forecast. RADIO 5 (MW: 909/993 kHz) 5.00am 5 Live Boxing with Costello & Bunce. 5.30 flintoff, Savage And the Ping Pong Guy. 6.00 Saturday Breakfast. 9.00 the Danny Baker Show. 11.00 fighting talk. Noon 5 Live Sport. 12.30 5 Live Sport: Premier League football 2016-17. 2.30 5 Live Sport. 3.00 5 Live Sport. 5.00 Sports Report. 6.06 6-0-6. 8.00 kermode And Mayo’s

film Review. 9.00 Stephen Nolan.

Midnight 5 Live In Short. 1.00-5.00 Up All Night. RADIO scOtLAND (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries 585) kHz) 6.00am Bulletin. 6.02 Personal Best. 6.30 out of Doors.

8.00 Good Morning Scotland. 10.00 Shereen. 11.32 Stop the Press.

Noon Bulletin. 12.05 off the Ball.

1.59 Sportsound. 5.30 Bulletin. 5.35 off the Ball. 7.00 Bulletin. 7.05 take the floor. 9.00 Bulletin. 9.05 Pipeline. 10.00 Bulletin. 10.05 Billy Sloan. 1.00am-6.00 As Radio 5 Live.

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Mindy Hammond

Every week in S Magazine

A new home sweet home should keep the chickens and ducks safe, so why was our columnist getting into a flap? Illustration by Susan Hellard

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ecause of Defra regulations, our poor hens and ducks have been incredibly long-suffering during the past months.

They’re used to living a very free-range life, scratching about to eat scattered corn, a bit of grass here, a worm or insect there, with no limit to the number of dust baths the chickens took or turns in the plunge pool for the ducks. So their sudden reduction to solitary confinement was quite a blow.

It was softened, however, with Charlie’s wonderful shed conversion. It was once a structure without a single right angle or solid side, then Charlie painstakingly took it apart and reassembled it with new and amazing additions – a nesting box all along one side, exit and entrance doors with sliding pop holes and custom-built ladders, and not only a choice of roosting perches inside but also a hanging chain on which to fix their enormous indoor feeder. This kept their meals at beak level and was therefore far less likely to become mixed with the chopped straw and wood shavings that make up their bedding. It was therefore renamed Cluckingham palace.

Even though all the chickens had their runs and the ducks had theirs, it really wasn’t ideal.

And after studying the current guidelines set out by Defra, we realised we could make their lives far more enjoyable and allow them to be freer, so we did.

They all loved seeing each other again and seemingly catching up on the gossip – with one of the lady Muscovies proudly showing her friends the two eggs she’d laid.

Somehow, a really persistent crow had managed to get into Eyebrow’s run (to this day we’ve no idea of his method – tunnelling with accomplices of other species hasn’t been ruled out). Nobody saw him go in, nobody witnessed what happened, but at bedtime

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Eyebrow was marching with pride up and down his run, and there, face down in the murky depths – four inches – of his paddling pool was a very large, very drowned crow.

So a crow had annoyed Eyebrow, Nobby reported fiendish damage to his house, but there was more. Evil had infiltrated the woods leaving a further sadness to be faced, suffered by the most innocent and unsuspecting of victims.

Betty and June, the little chubby cheek chickens whose smiling faces never failed to cheer, were taken from their beds in the night.

The culprit broke through their door and in the morning the little souls were gone. To add insult to injury, not only was there a clueless murder scene, there was an

additional victim – perhaps he had tried to fend off the intruder, brave little soul that he was…

We will never know. But Betty and June’s little friend the robin lost his life along with them, and his little body was left on the floor of the run.

In the traditional Chicken Woods spirit, we manfully struggle on. After all, when danger threatens and we find ourselves under attack, we don’t give in, give up or hide – we bare our teeth, stand our ground and fight.

Except on the first evening of their newfound freedom, some of the older chickens weren’t keen to return to the wonderful highrise and supercool house that Charlie had built.

The little brown hens happily clucked their way in, but would the rest follow? Not a chance.

Instead they decided to return to their old home, the oldest grey hens leading the way, and after all five ladies had entered, the cockerel followed and looked at me as if to say, “Shut the door, then – we’re all here.”

What could I do? They were in their old house and the brown hens were in the new one. Everybody happy, everybody safely shut in. I even put another piece of chicken wire across the door to the hens’ old house for extra security, even though it had never been broken into since the day it arrived.

The following morning, every single hen had gone from the old house, and not a feather to be seen anywhere.

There’s only one explanation – the local vixen is feeding her cubs. She has studied hard, laboured long and finally won her prize. Very occasionally we have a year when we outwit her but mostly, when her babies need feeding she’ll find a way.

May your cubs grow and prosper, Mrs Fox. But perhaps next year you might try them on a vegetarian option…

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Cancer

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Adele May 5, 1988 getting away from the crowd will be a huge relief this week. take this opportunity to develop a project that is close to your heart, but don’t reveal the details to the public until every aspect is perfect. a flawless presentation will dramatically increase your chance for success. Friends will be especially supportive and eager to repay you for past kindnesses. Don’t turn away their offers of practical help, money and emotional support.

JUNe 22 – JULy 23

an elusive boss or official finally has the time for you. take this opportunity to state your case and get your point across. With their help, you could draw attention to an important cause that doesn’t get enough attention from the media.

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JULy 24 – aUg 23

signing up for a training course is a good idea, as you’ve gone as far as you can with your present qualifications. Romance is a welcome distraction from the daily stress of life. instead of obsessing over personal slights, focus on your partner.

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Fill out the necessary paperwork to get an insurance refund, scholarship or grant. if you’re not sure how to answer a particular question, call the agency in question. meanwhile, forming a creative partnership will open doors for you.

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a cutting-edge group is now eager to accept you, but the problem is you are no longer interested in joining. meanwhile, your creative ability is admired by someone in power. Working as their assistant will advance your prospects, but keep quiet about this.

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NOV 23 – DeC 21

Returning to the dating scene is a distinct possibility but if you’re still in a relationship, be sure to tell your partner how much they mean to you. Verbal reassurances will go a long way to strengthening your bond.

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DeC 22 – JaN 20

you’re not afraid to deal with a serious issue – it’s much better than being left in the dark. a flirtatious conversation brings out the best in you, but if you want to embark on a romance with this charmer, you’ll have to be assertive.

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JaN 21 – FeB 19

money from a creative project will arrive just when you need it most. Use this windfall to make extensive home improvements. if you need suggestions for a repair professional, put the call out on social media.

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FeB 20 – maRCH 20

salary negotiations will finally move forward. Be assertive when making demands – you’re overdue a pay rise and your employer knows it. a project will also get lots of favourable publicity and people respect your opinion more than you realise.

this is a good time to clear up a misunderstanding between you and a romantic or business partner. a reluctance to deliver criticism has created problems, so stop beating around the bush and tell people what they need to hear.

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Creating a more efficient system at work will increase your productivity and your output will be so impressive that you’ll be given a raise, promotion or both. meanwhile, a loving relationship gives you the courage to return to a creative project.

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1 Igor –, Russian-born composer whose works included the ballet The Firebird (1910) (10) 5 A republic in South America, on the Pacific (7) 10 Nickname of Manfred von Richthofen, German First World War fighter pilot (3,5) 11 Irish-born philosopher and politician who wrote A Philosophical Enquiry Into The Origin Of Our Ideas Of The Sublime And Beautiful (1757) (6,5) 12 Any muscle that stretches an arm, leg or other bodily part (8) 13 Lord –, commonly used name of John Bingham, suspected murderer who disappeared in 1974 (5) 14 Italian painter and architect of the High Renaissance (7) 17 City in California, US, known for hosting the Rose Bowl American football game (8) 20 An acrobatic, dangerous or spectacular action (5) 21 rabbit-like mammal with long ears and legs (4) 22 A type of pasta in small grain shapes (4) 23 A boomerang that is flat on one side and convex on the other (5) 26 Institution for the medical, surgical, obstetric or psychiatric care and treatment of patients (8) 28 In music, to be performed quickly, in a brisk and lively manner (7) 30 Waiting For –, play

by Samuel Beckett (5) 31 A ballet by Pyotr Ilyich tchaikovsky about the cursed princess Odette (4,4) 33 American writer whose first novel was Look Homeward, Angel (1929) (6,5) 34 A bud or branch growing from the main stem of a plant (8) 35 Irregular in performance, behaviour or attitude (7) 36 the second wife of Henry VIII and mother of Elizabeth I (4,6)

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