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VOL 36/02 11.18.2009
WILLAMETTE WEEK PORTLAND’S NEWSWEEKLY
Part II
Randyland WW examines whether Randy Leonard is using his power to benefit one of Portland’s most influential people. By Nigel Jaquiss | page 13