by CHLOE HECHTER and CHARLIE WEING
INE CLAW MACH ked
y I wor up with this gu I was hooking en begging to and he had be ile h w a r fo with I let him. gest time, so n lo e th r fo e finger m I’m not even k them in and ic st to es go He ine. He longer than m e er w ls ai n is kidding h I was tearing insides so bad y m ed h tc ra sc e him e claws. I mad er w gs in th e e up. Thos drive him hom ly and had to te ia ed m t im en stop y life). I w d car ride of m l it (most awkwar e told them al ext day and h n e th k or w into er had... ookup he’s ev was the best h
SING WANTED: MIS TAMPON
h a guy frat party wit a at as w I t h One nig pouring rain ing to. It was lk ta en be ad Ih other , there was no lly ra u at n t bu outside so we ended se to hook up ou h e th in ce pla rain. lcony...in the ba e th on e id up outs that I was on left my mind lly ta to ad h It d out my literally pulle e h l ti n u d io my per balcony. He ung it off the fl d an on p m ta “so you ound and said ar e m ed rn then tu at the tampon umor has it th R ?” n ow d l il st Let me in their lawn. ed ifi m m u m is still darty. nd it during a know if you fi
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GUESS I’LL
JUST PISS O N THE FLOOR
This boy and I are pretty d runk and we end up going into a closet together. He’ s sitting on a chair and I’m givin g him...you k now. A couple secon ds later he sa ys he has to pee, so I’m like alright w hatever. He stands u p in the close t, starts peein and g right next to me on the CARPET ED FLOOR. He sits back down o n the chair an d says “okay you ca n keep going .” S o I left immediately . I hate boys .
LET’S H EAR WH AT THE GU YS HAVE T O SAY I had th is gir
l over an hooking d we we up for a re while, a was doin nd finished g her thing dow well she n there.. in her m .I outh an was gre d everyt at until hing she aggr into my es belly bu tton, sm sively spit said “th il ed afte at wa button w s hot”…I ran. M r and y belly ill never be the s ame.
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