whIch trInIty

“keep off the graSS” SIgn are you?

Muhammad Manji helps you find your sign

Great Court: Porters’ Lodge

• Close to authority, will call the porters on you

• Never breaks the rules, even if nobody’s watching

• Deep down, wants to see the world burn

Great Court: Hall side

• Always hungry, never says no to curly fries

• Likes to be the centre of everything

• Always needs to be carried out of formal hall

Angel Court

• Not as tall as they would like to be

• Very fond of Freshers

• Always found at a bar with a pint in hand

Scholars’ Lawn

• Thinks they have a rugged aesthetic

• Always does better than you in exams and makes sure you know

• Low-key lives in the library

New Court

• Keeps up with the latest fashion trends

• Never replies to messages and blames bad WiFi

• Thinks nobody notices their fake tan

what’S on In cambrIdge?

Mina Frost gives her worldly avice on how to procrastinate

Your not-quite-biweekly digest of the hundreds of things that occur in our beloved bubble, all chosen to suit your New Year’s resolutions!

in trinity:

Trinity Pink Week Formal – 1st February: book your tickets now through UPay Chilli to enjoy a meal based around the colour pink, with proceeds going to breast cancer charities! Your New Year's Resolutions says to eat less Maccies, right?

outside of college:

Rudie—1st February, 10pm, Fez: Get your tickets for an alternative club night featuring Ganjalar Fever, Liam James and Fat Frog—with all proceeds going to Jimmy's Cambridge! Have fun in a charitable way, what's not to love?

French Society CinéClub—L'Argent de Poche by François Truffaut—3rd of February, 7pm, Grad Union: Come along to a free screening of a French classic (there will be English subtitles)! How long have you been telling yourself to practise your French??

The Oresteia—Runs from 30th January to 3rd February, ADC Theatre, 7.45pm—Greek Tragedy is a must if you want to sound cultivated. Plus, the overview reads: “To war: the husband has been sent. For war: a daughter has been sacrificed. At home: the wife wants revenge.” That's basically Hollyoaks 500 years BC!