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Words of wisdom from Travisty’s writers

Things We Wish We Knew as Freshers

A lex A nder Ch A mberl A in Freshers’ Flu is real.

A ndrew SelleK

Sunday Brunch is the solution to all problems.

A rjun bA nwA it

It’s not drinking water.

CA roline bASSett

How to get anywhere in this godforsaken town.

F edor miS yur A

Email travistytrinity@gmail.com by 23:59 on Sunday 7th October with your best caption to be in with a shot of winning a prize.

1st Place: £10 Amazon voucher + 2nd place prize.

2nd Place: Slice of fudge + 3rd place prize.

3rd Place: Signed copy of this week’s issue.

To get you started, here’s a few of our favourites from the Travisty writers:

• “It’s taken several hours, but we’ve finally come up with our first article.” Kerem Ergene

• Kerem’s attempt to write the twenty-first century’s first great piece of English literature got off to a bad start when he realised his typewriter only had fifteen keys. Harry Metrebian

• “I’m going to need a lot more paper if I’m going to write this novel.” Jovan Powar h A rry m etrebi A n jovA n PowA r

Winning captions will feature in the next issue.

The Engineering Tripos syllabus.

Keeping your door open with obscure late-seventies’ soft rock playing doesn’t help you make friends.

Go to lectures. For Christ’s sake, just go to lectures.

K erem ergene minA F roSt

Editing Travisty is not substitute for having a personality.

Fireball does not count as one of your five a day.