“Travisty”

and “15 years old”. No, not a scandal involving various Travisty Editors and their girlfriends. Instead, a great achievement of journalism and literature. In the past 15 years, Travisty has been born, cancelled and reborn no fewer than four times, mutating whimsically from an independent satirical newspaper to printed smut and sudokus, albeit in 250gsm gloss form. For a full history on how we got here and where it all started, Misha is interviewing Travisty’s first editor, Joanna Heath, for a piece that will be published in the next edition.

This quinceañera edition is also special as it contains instructions on how to vote for the new Travisty Editors, which you can find on page 16. I’ve had a think and in order to prevent electoral fraud, as the only incorruptible figure, I will be the only vote counter. Find me getting breakfast in the Dining Hall at 9:28am on weekdays.

The keen-eyed of you will notice we’ve jumped some numbers. Due to the four cancellations, the

Eoin Walsh is hoping Ireland win Eurovision (again) and is busily preparing his Riverdance skills number has reset several times, so technically we are on number 100, and have decided to amalgamate.

Easter Term is never the most fun of times due to all the exams, so in this edition we have some tips to deal with them. This is a tough period but things can and do get better. Keep your chin up, as Stephen Hawking used to say.

This marks the final issue of my editorship before I hand over to a new team who hopefully won’t be putting all of this together at 2am like I have done, very happily, for the last 8 editions. It has been an honour and I will miss most of you. Slán abhaile.

Misha Medvedev will stop fiddling with the water pipes in Great Court

Raymond Ramm laments. And laments. And…Good God he’s written this entire edition

Hatty Innes submitted a Travisty article on the day of her exam - what’s your excuse?

Leo Versteegen can predict exam scores (both as a supervisor and a clairvoyant)

Arun “Ethics” Prabhakar didn’t write an article because he was too busy banging (your mum) out his diss

Lidija Beric was last seen selling milk in the street without a license, do not approach her if provoked

Matthew Sargent

May Slaughter you if he gets the chance (and the job offer)

Ruby Sanders-English solves many of life’s agonies

Harry Metrebian is a “journalist” with “integrity”

Agnijo Banerjee makes sudokus despite having been missing in the Cairngorms for 7 months

Dylan Toh does some spooky shit