Merry Bridgemas!

And a happy lent term! Congrats you made it (excluding the 10 lectures you have to catch up on)! Now get ready for some events. I hope you like mince pies because that’s the default snack provided by Chaplin's, Societies, Departments, etc for the next week.

Of course, once the clock ticks past midnight at the end of term, half the college will immediately bugger off; but before you do, I invite you to play a game. Place your bets! Place your bets! Who’s gonna get injured at Val Thornes? There’s always one and it isn’t usually from skiing!

For the rest of us staying, I’m sure our brave society committees are sacrificing their degrees as you read this to bring out the best this college has to offer (N.B for Socs: just give us lots of free food).

Anyway, whatever your plans are for this winter break (or summer break for those southern hemisphere peeps), I hope you have a wonderful winter celebration of no particular affiliation.

Yours, ~Misha

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Misha “Global” Medvedev Received a court order to stop sending people links to the Arabic + Nightcore version of ‘Somebody that I used to know’.

“Hayden Raymond Ramm”

Turns rabid upon spotting a Terry’s Chocolate Orange.

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~ Your Holly Jolly Writers ~

Amy Freeman Suffered a near fatal wound while bringing you the Mainsbury’s report.

Harry Metrebian A walking encyclopaedia of college traditions. College culture would die without him!

‘London Gatwick’ Nobody really knows what he looks like. That’s just a hyper-realistic mask.

Luke Barratt Believes that finishing last isn’t always a bad thing .

Ruslan Kotlyarov Enjoys swimming around the Wolfson basement.

Agnijo Banerjee Recently transcended to become a Sudoku God.

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