We come in lament Gracious Lord for the evil that attacked our custodians of peace on Tuesday. We acknowledge the pain that all the men and women of the Victorian Police Force are experiencing following this brutal event and come to you O God seeking your comfort, support and inner strength during this bitter time. We ask for your presence to be with the families and friends of those who were killed and the injured officer, comfort, uphold and protect them in their grief. We pray for their fellow attending officers who can never unsee that tragic moment, that you will protect their minds and their sense of wellbeing. We also uphold all the members of the Victorian Police Force and former members for who this event brings back painful memories and reignites nightmares and suffering. We look for justice, we look for healing and we look to make sense of this madness. God of justice, God of peace, please help us all in our loss and grief, come near to us all and answer these our prayers. Amen. •
Located right beside the bottom station of Halley’s Comet Chairlift
Spend some time and take in the fabulous history that has earned this community so much respect!
And, talk to any member of our team about the rewards of volunteering in the Falls Creek Museum.
4 Slalom Street, southern end of the Panabode building.
Phone: 03 5758 1202 for further information
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Fb: facebook.com/fallscreekmuseum
A Resort Entry Vehicle Permit is required for your vehicle when entering the resort between Friday 6th June and Sunday 5th October 2025. The entrance to the resort is at Howman’s Gap, approximately 4km below the village. Permits can be pre-purchased and printed at home prior to arriving at the resort, or purchased at the resort entrance ticket office.
The day rate is $67 if you purchase your entry permit on-line. There is no extra charge for printing Resort Entry Permits at the Howman’s Gap Ticket Box.
If arriving after 5pm and departing the resort prior to midnight on the same day, resort entry is free!
Season Entry Permits are available for purchase in line and can be collected at Howman’s Gap Ticket Office or the Visitor Information Centre.
Prices: Normal Season: $617. Over 65’s: $495.
All Resorts: $959
Resort Entry Fees fund the essential services of:
• Ski Patrol • Car Parking
• Water Supply • Snow Clearing
• Waste Management • Visitor Information Services
Pre-purchasing Resort Entry Tickets and printing at home makes it faster and easier for you to get in to the resort.
Visitor Information Centre
The Falls Creek Visitor Information Centre is located upstairs in the Falls Creek Alpine Resort office, on the corner of Slalom Street and Snowgums Lane. Open Daily from 8am – 5pm for visitor information & gym memberships. Ph: 03 5758 1200. Map Ref: E4
Accommodation Transfer Service (ATS)
Operating from the Terminal Building on Bogong High Plains Road, the Accommodation Transfer Service will transport you, your group and your luggage to your accommodation in the village. Tickets can be pre-purchased online or at the ATS terminal.
Hours of Operation: Saturday – Thursday: 8am – 10pm Fridays: 8am – 12 midnight
The Victoria Police Blue Ribbon Foundation perpetuates the memory of Victoria Police employees who have died in the line of duty through the support of worthwhile community projects in Victoria.
In total, 175 Victoria Police members have died in the line of duty. Of these, 30 have been murdered, which underlines the dangers police members face on a daily basis.
The Foundations is a non-profit, community based association comprising members, volunteers, sponsors and supporters who share common goals:
• To honour and remember our fallen police employees
• To show police that their dedication and challenging work is valued
• To create appropriate memorials to fallen police officers and employees
• To encourage strong and supportive relationships between the community and it’s Police Force
In reading this, this paper asks that you give some serious thought to just how lucky we are to have such great coppers in our community. In these trying times, we ask that you support and honour the great work they do and remember they have families and friends that also need our support. That is not too much to ask! Ed. •
Contact Falls Creek Alpine Resort via: Em: info.fallscreek@alpneresorts.vic.gov.au or Ph: 03 5758 1200
Anyone who’s been to the Mount Beauty park with kids knows the famous monkey bars and the steep tube slide are epic fun. When our youngest was four, he was desperate to join his mates there - but he’d just broken his arm mountain biking (the trails won that round). No bars, no slide, no fun today… or so I thought.
As we left the house, he slung his little "hoot hoot" bag over his shoulder. Inside?
Matchbox cars. His plan: the matchbox cars could send-it down the slide when he couldn’t. All his mates loved it. Our organised little man didn’t miss out, in fact he had more fun than normal. What a legend - he knew how to make his park visit excellent.
Now we’re not suggesting you need to pack your toy cars to have fun on your holidays, nor are we suggesting you break your arm. But we are saying that planning is key to having a great time.
Spring skiing in Australia is your chance to plan ahead for your overseas ski trip:
• Buy your ski boots now
• Test them in the Aussie sunshine and refine them so they're perfect
• Fly overseas this winter with boots dialled, comfy, and ready to go
Don’t waste precious holiday time fluffing around with boot issues. Sort them now and make every Euro groomer or Japanese powder turn count.
And in the spirit of being organised, we've pulled our finger out and all summer bootfitting sessions for Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane are open for bookings now. Ortho Ski boots@orthoski.com.au Plan ahead like a four-year-old. Book your fit now.
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It's been a busy week at Falls Creek, not just for our visiting members - but for our whole community of current and future Disabled Wintersport Australia (DWA) members.
We're excited to announce that our online fundraising auction is now live, with over $20,000 worth of incredible prizes up for grabs! From ski gear to local experiences, this is your chance to bid, win, and support a great cause.
Place your bids here: https://app.galabid.com/fallscreek/items
Just a few of the amazing auction items:
• Season passes for Falls Creek car pass and Over Snow Transport
• Mike & Mim Snowsports programs
• Astra Falls Creek experience
• Top-tier ski gear
• Food and dining vouchers
• Local art and photography
• Massages and wellness experiences
• And even a handcrafted cheese board made from timber salvaged from the Mousetrap ski lift!
The auction will conclude on Saturday, August 30th, during our live fundraising event at the Powderkeg, St Falls Resort, from 6pm – 9pm. Don’t miss the action, the atmosphere - and maybe even a winning bid!
We’ll also be selling raffle tickets at Slalom Plaza all day Saturday, with more fantastic prizes to be won. So come down, say hello, and be part of the excitement.
A Huge Thank You to Our Supporters
This fundraiser wouldn’t be possible without the incredible generosity of our sponsors and local businesses:
Major Supporters:
Astra Falls Creek, Falls Creek Ski Lifts, Patagonia Australia, Nuthin’ but Natives, Ollie Pop Media, and St Falls Resort.
Community Contributors:
Falls Creek Resort Management, Falls Creek Coaches, Backcountry Tours by Steve Lee, Argent Silversmith, Danni Ford Photography, XTM, Lilly Pilli Store, Bodyworx Myotherapy, JDJs Woodworx, Kiewa Valley Snowsports, Falls Creek Snowmobile Tours, Wildflower Pilates,
Julie Large, Falls Creek Distillery, Falls Creek Hotel, Someplace Else Burger Bar, Attunga Lodge, Elk/Apartment 3, Halley's Ski Shop, Snowskiers Warehouse, Oakley Australia, 4Site, Tawonga Bakery, Mountainside Photography, Karatta Wines, Altitude Physio, I Dream of Snow, Snonuts Donuts, Yogi’s Ski Hire, Rush Distribution, 1550 Restaurant, Falls Creek Foodworks, Raymond Korn Photography, Lakeside Restaurant and Bar, Sorella Restaurant, The Park Mount Beauty, Ski-Pop-Up, Bonbeach Distillery, Rad Gloves, Kosci Goggles, Falls Creek CFA, Farm to Fork Butchery, Vegetation Mount Beauty Wholesale - and a generous donor of skis.
Every dollar raised stays right here in the resort, helping us improve equipment, upgrade facilities, and enhance the snow experience for people living with disabilities. Your support brings our members one step closer to freedom on the slopes.
We can't wait to see you this Saturdaywhether it’s during the day at Slalom Plaza or from 6 – 9pm at the Powderkeg for a night of fun, community, and celebration!
Contact Us:
Zac Howard – Camps Coordinator. Em: fallscreek_camps@disabledwintersport.com.au. Mb: 0401 375 842
Paul Lamb – Resort Services Coordinator. Em: paul.lamb@disabledwintersport.com.au. Mb: 0403 752 629
Visit us at www.disabledwintersport.com.au for more information or to donate. •
The 2025 Kangaroo Hoppet at Falls Creek was nothing short of spectacular. With clear skies, crisp snow, and close to 1,000 competitors from 24 nations, Australia’s biggest cross-country skiing event once again lived up to its reputation as both a world-class race and a celebration of community.
On the racing front, it was a double gold for Australia. Triple Olympian Phillip Bellingham finally claimed his first Kangaroo Hoppet crown, while rising star Rosie Fordham added her name to the history books with her maiden women’s title.
For Bellingham, the victory was deeply personal.
“So happy. That meant everything to me.
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Been trying to do that my entire career,” he said after crossing the line. “So happy to get that, it’ll be the last one I'll every do when I'm in form, I'm done after this. It means heaps to me.”
He acknowledged the role of his teammate Seve de Campo in shaping the race.
“Seve is actually in better form than me at the moment so I just had to sit in. I guess I was just taking a ride off him most of the way. I've come second in the same situation before, I know how hard it is right to the end, I'm just so happy.”
Fordham, fresh off her Australian Championship success and U23 World Championship silver medal earlier this year, relished the challenge.
“That was really fun. It was good that the boys kinda strung it out I was a little bit alone, then I caught up to Liam and Christoph, we skied together a bit. Yeah, it was lots of fun,” she said.
The softening snow didn’t dampen her enthusiasm.
“It got a little bit soft at the end. It was really good out there. I didn't even eat the second gel. One of them fell off on an uphill, I was trying to eat it, hold my pole, I got the food in that was useful.”
But for Fordham, the biggest thrill was the atmosphere.
“It was awesome, it's like the whole Australian ski community is here. It's so cool to be here with all of them. I haven't seen this many Australians out skiing. It's awesome, I should have been here when I was a kid. I got into skiing a bit late and it always clashed with national running. I wish I had been here more, so I'll definitely be back.”
Behind the winners, there were plenty of strong performances across the distances. In the women’s marathon, Maddie Hooker
and Katerina Paul rounded out the podium places behind Fordham, while Bentley Walker-Broose joined Seve de Campo and Bellingham on the men’s.
The 21-kilometre Birkie saw a new wave of talent shine. Rosie Franzke topped the women’s field ahead of Hannah Gray and Mia Green, while Noah Bradford took
the men’s win with Samuel Johnson close behind and Jayden Spring claiming third. The Joey 7 kilometre is always a crowd favourite, with the youngest skiers charging around the course with huge energy. Ivy Potocki claimed top honours in the women’s event ahead of Carmen Cullen-Croke and Bethany Franzke, while Alberto Allan took the men’s victory ahead of Liam CullenCroke and Tyler Bradford.
While the racing brought the headlines, the day itself was about much more than podiums. It was about the community that has built and sustained the Hoppet for over three decades. From the early morning course preparation to the final skier crossing the line, the event was powered by countless hours of work from behind the scenes.
A huge thank you goes to Falls Creek’s grooming team, who delivered immaculate tracks and worked tirelessly to prepare
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the course. The weather may have been perfect, but the magic underfoot was created by their expertise and dedication. The volunteers, sponsors, and officials also deserve enormous credit for the smooth running of the day. Without them, the Hoppet would not be possible.
As the sun set over the Bogong High Plains, the feeling was clear. The 2025 Kangaroo Hoppet was more than just a ski marathon. It was a celebration of skiing, of community, and of the unique spirit that makes Falls Creek the home of Australian cross-country skiing. • Katerina Paul
Skiing on the Bogong High Plains grew in popularity in the early 1930’s. Access then for the enthusiasts was “…to catch the 8:35am train from Flinders Street to Bairnsdale. - ...car to Omeo, arriving at 9:15pm the same evening.” From Omeo, it was by car to Glen Wills or to Shannon Vale, where packhorses were used to reach the snow line. In 1945 the packhorse trip to Cope Hut would have cost 12 shillings and sixpence per skier.
The initiation of the Kiewa Hydro Scheme was to change access. Plans for dams necessitated the construction of a road which was to follow the packhorse tails blazed by the Ropers - mountain cattlemen who held leases in Rocky Valley in the 1920s. By the early 1940’s, skiing had become a popular pastime for workers based at Bogong Village, then the administrative headquarters of the SEC Kiewa Hydro Scheme. Due to WWII,
private vehicles were a rarity and petrol was rationed so enthusiasts had to walk and ski 20 kilometres to their skiing base. Taking up to four hours, they were, according to SEC worker Fred Vines, “generally considered to be mad!” Another Bogong based worker, Patricia Dunn, recalled “the problem of shouldering our skis and stocks up the mountain each weekend was a weighty one, but we solved that by finding a hollow log near Howman’s Gap into which we pushed our gear so we could pick it up again on the following weekend. This went well until we discovered that a wombat had made a meal of the raw-hide bindings and we were left with only metal parts. From then on we either took the bindings home with us or carried a spare set.”
According to Fred Vine, “For many people
that first trip on skis to Rocky Valley was their last. It was a strenuous hike in good weather, but in poor weather conditions, skiing was cursed by some as pure masochism.”
Particularly hazardous were the last kilometres to the Rocky Valley Dam workers huts, as large snow drifts built up round and above what is now Windy Corner. On more than one occasion conditions forced then to turn back at this point.
The first residents at Falls Creek in 1946, Skippy and Toni St Elmo, skied down to Howman’s Gap once a week to collect their mail and fresh food supplies. Skippy was to become a keen ski racer, and she recalled “one Friday we were delighted and thrilled to meet a few skiers who were going to the Bogong Lodge for a week. The girls gave Toni a look when I, as I had learnt to do, slung the heavy pack onto my shoulders. Toni, meanwhile, carried the mail in a small hip bag. They were not to know I was training (for ski racing).”
In the post war years, interest in skiing at Falls Creek grew, especially from the towns of the North Eastern Victoria. This resulted in the Chief Engineer, H.H.C. Williams, of the Hydro Scheme, to introduce a permit to use
the Electricity Commission.” According to Skippy, “Williams gave instructions that a permit had to be applied for at the office of the SEC in Mount Beauty and presented at the gate-house, a mile up the road. No club, to my knowledge was informed of this arrangement. When the Albury Ski Club members arrived at the gate they were told it was necessary to produce a permit. It is understood the fact that all SEC operations closed down for the weekend had been completely overlooked. The gate?? Oh I almost forgot to mention it! Someone dismantled it and threw it over the bank!
It was a few years later, in 1958, that it was reported in Schuss magazine that “Access to Falls Creek has been facilitated for the coming winter. Permits can now be obtained at the Gatehouse without prior notification, although an authority from the club secretary or a booking voucher should be produced. The road will be kept open to Howman’s but cars staying longer than the weekend will need to be parked at Turnback Creek.” However, would-be skiers still had to walk or ski from Howman’s Gap to Falls Creek. Carrying their gear and food this trip would take one to one and a half hours.
Various locals saw this as a business opportunity. In 1955, Bob Hymans trialled the use of a horse and sled to overcome the problem of transporting stores and personal gear - but it was not a success. At the same time Cec Dobson (builder of Winterhaven) resorted to manhauling from Howman’s,
using old skis attached to platforms to carry the loads. Reportedly, it was while hauling a load, he encountered Ory Frueauf (builder of Snowhaven) who volunteered to assist. This became the start of a partnership which in 1956, saw them run an oversnow service to Falls Creek. Luggage was weighed on a fish scale and was 4 pence a pound per pack weight. It was loaded onto a sled behind a track-driven tractor, ‘Leaping Lena’, while guests walked from Howman’s Gap. A year later the SEC began clearing the road and the long walk became a memory of the past. In 1960 access to Falls Creek was further improved, the area immediately below the
Village “enlarged almost beyond recognition” to provide for an immense number of cars and buses - (the Gully Car-park).
By 1960 the foundations of the village had been laid. A village management advisory committee had been established and Falls Creek was acknowledged as a destination for tourists. Its place on the map of Victoria was further confirmed with the opening of the Bogong High Plains Road to Shannon Vale by the Country Roads Board, in conjunction with the State Electricity Commission, the Tourism Development Authority and the Forests Commission on the 3rd December, 1966. •
A skeleton service will operate until late June, when the full time-table will come into operation. Refer to our website: https://fallscreekcoachservice.com.au/ But remember, the same convenient service applies! Leave the worries of pre-purchasing Resort Entry, Hiring and fitting Chains, coping with Anti-Freeze and Icy slippery roads behind you. Park your car in the Secure Car-Park in Tawonga South and enjoy the comfort of our modern warm coaches and experienced drivers for your holiday at Falls Creek. Check the Website for services from Melbourne, Albury and Mount Beauty Group bookings and Private Transfers are available throughout the entire 2024 season.
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Iconic Huski Studio – Luxury Alpine
Living in the Heart of the Village. Huski 104 is a studio apartment in the award winning Huski complex set in the heart of the Falls Creek Village. It is a tightly held boutique complex featuring onsite management and a deliciously popular in-house restaurant, Huski Kitchen. The central location of Huski ensures you are in the hub of the best eateries, day spas and various venues on the mountain.
Apartment 104 is a studio apartment, with a lovely light filled open plan room with a split king bed and double bed
sofa and spacious ensuite. The kitchen is fully self-contained and the property also features a washing machine/dryer combo unit and drying cupboard and plenty of storage. During the Summer of 2018/2019 the externals of Huski were re-clad in hardware timber, complete waterproofing, new European double-glazed windows and internally the studio was refurbished with stylish new furniture, bedding and curtains.
Designed by architect firm Ellen Fraser, the iconic Huski resembles a snowflake
and stands out strikingly different to its surrounds. Inspired by North American ski condos and blended with European styling, an owner or guest will enjoy an unparalleled winter experience with amenities including heated flooring, internal lift, guest over snow pick up/drop off and of course ski in- ski out access. Not to forget the green season is also an adventurer's playground.
Over the last decade, much work has gone into developing and securing summer trade. The resort now boasts in excess of 40km of mountain bike trails (with more planned) – with easy access from most parts of the village – a bit like the ski out – ski in facility the village is known for. Add to these trails the many kilometres of
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aqueducts and management vehicle tracks around the Bogong High Plains and your exploring, whether on foot or on your bike is endless. The Falls to Hotham Alpine Crossing is an iconic Australian walk of international standard being promoted by Parks Victoria.
The suite of summer activities includes Ignition – the launch of the mountain bike season; the Alpine Challenge; the Mile High Dragon Boats; the regional
Longest Lunch; the Bicycle Network Peaks Challenge Falls Creek; the Easter Festival as well as regular mountain bike shuttles. Huski 104 has established rental returns and is on the market for $399,000. Properties in Falls Creek are exempt from the new Vacant Residential Land Tax. For further information or to arrange an inspection, contact Christa Smit on 0402 277 808 or email christa@zirkyrealestate. com.au. •
WHERE 2D Tawonga Crescent. WHEN 8:30am – 5pm Mon – Friday 10am – 12noon Saturdays. HOW Ph: 03 5754 3400 for appointments
WHO Doctors: Jeff Robinson, Libby Garoni, Skye Delanay, Laura Zagorski, Angela Stratton, Lauren Cusson, Damian Heman, Daniel Florisson and Jacinta O’Neil.
WHAT Fully accredited General Practice with 43 years of service to the Upper Kiewa Valley. CONTACT Ph: 03 5754 3400
Em: enquiries@mbmc.com.au
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If you need to see a doctor please contact Mount Beauty Medical Centre on 03 5754 3400. You may be directed to a doctor for a tele-health appointment. Our Doctors are on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week from Mount Beauty.
Your local practice – supporting the community!
VALLEY FUN & FITNESS CLASS
Every Tuesday at 9am at the Ladies Facility, Dederang Recreation Reserve. Bring a drink bottle and towel. $10 per session. Classes by Narelle Jones. Enquiries: Sharon McEvoy 0438 289 293 (the6maccas@bigpond.com)
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"There are people sitting there who are deliberately waiting for the trill of being offended. They want to be offended because it gives them a sense of moral superiority!" John Cleese MISSING BOOK
This ‘Missing Book’ advert has appeared for quite some time now. Your Journo has purchased a digital copy from Melbourne University. But, the book itself is important – because it was given to a member of the community to be kept in perpetuity for the community. Titled “The Interaction between Land Use, the Environment and the Hydrology of the Bogong High Plains between 1850 and 1985” it is a vital piece of local history. If anyone can help us, call 0400 350 488.
Falls Creek is one of the first resorts to recycle organic matter! We recycle:-
• Cardboard – baled and sold for re-manufacture.
• Co-mingles – plastic, glass and paper – in the clear plastic bags with the BLACK print.
• Organics – anything that has ever lived – food, paper, oyster shells, bones – in the clear plastic bags with the GREEN print – all sent to be composted.
Falls Creek Garbage is collected seven days a week during winter If you require supplies of bags, have a question, or see a problem, phone us on 0437 306 799
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BOWEN THERAPY & MASSAGE
Tawonga South. Ph: Heather: 0428 993 125
BUILDING & ELECTRICAL
Duggan & Hanlon, your complete building service. Please cal Justin Mb: 0458 220 879.
CARPET CLEANING
Call Nathan of NatWest Home Maintenance, your local Carpet Cleaning Service. 0429 933 492.
CARPENTRY & BUILDING SERVICES
Oztek Constructions Pty Ltd. We do local building work, renovations, extensions and maintenance. Email Dave at: oztekconstructions@gmail.com. Or Ph: 0466 990 862
CIVIL CELEBRANT – HEATHER MULL
Quality Ceremonies – All Types. Mb: 0428 993 125.
COLLECTABLES & HOMEWARES
I Dream Of Snow - Vintage snow collectables & brand new homewares. Open on-line all year round. www.idreamofsnow.com
ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR
Altitude Electrical – No job too big or too small. Domestic, Commercial & Industrial. Ben Svarc. Mb: 0419 801 109
FREIGHT – ALB – MTB – FALLS CREEK
Remo’s Transport from Albury/Wodonga to Mount Beauty and Falls Creek Mon to Fri inclusive. Refrigeration available. Ph: John or Esther 0417 414 320.
Natalie Raymond, Birds Nest Salon, 26 Hollonds Street, Mount Beauty. Open Six days a week and evenings by appointment. Ph: 03 5754 1177.
LANDSCAPING
Design and landscaping - quality work. Contact Hamish at External Solutions: Em: admin@externalsolutions.com.au. Mb: 0400 160 532.
LD’S HOME PET CARE
Pet Care and Dog Walking. Ph: Lisa 0407 541 695.
LOCKSMITH & HANDYMAN
Codi Coutts – servicing the Kiewa Valley & North East Victoria. Ph: 0475 388 990. Em: kiewavalleylocksmith@yahoo.com
PAINTING SERVICES
Interior/Exterior, Domestic/Commercial.
Obligation Free Quotes. Quality & Service Guaranteed. KLM Alpine Painting Services. Ph: Laif: 0437 023 921.
PHYSIOTHERAPY
Kiewa Valley Sports & Spinal Therapy, 5A Hollonds St, Mount Beauty. Out of Hours & Home visits available. HiCaps. Ph: 03 5754 1270.
PILATES
Reformer, Group or Individual for a better quality of life. Wildflower Pilates Ph: 0433 017 660.
REMEDIAL MASSAGE
Altitude Physio, Massage & Myotherapy. Ph: 03 5758 3766
STORAGE
Caravans, Vehicles, Pallets, Large Lock-Up Units. Ph: 0428 361 497. www.alpinewarehousing.com
8am I made a snowman.
8:10am A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15am So, I made a snow woman as well.
8:17am My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20am The gay guys living nearby moaned it should have been two snow men instead.
8:22am The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25am The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as vegetables are real food and not to be disrespected.
8:28am I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white!
8:31am The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
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Chicken Wings Plate - 8, 25 and 75 Meat Platters
Brisket, Lamb or Pork… freshly cooked in our smoker
Crusty Bread Roll with Smoked Meat of the day
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role
8:45 TV news crew from ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9.15 My children are removed and taken to social services.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse.
Substantial Bar Snacks 5pm – 9pm
Vegetable Spring Rolls Sweet Potato Fries / Beer Battered Potato Chips Corn Ribs
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Roasted Cauliflower and Broccoli Florets
AUG 30 Park Run. 8am at Bicentennial Park, Lakeside Ave. All welcome. Enquiries to: mountbeauty@parkrun. com
AUG 29 Start Mim’s three day women’s program and Mike’s three day men’s program.
AUG 30 New Zealand Merino Muster. World Loppet New Zealand’s pinnacle cross-country ski race. Race Distances 42km, 21km, 14km and 7km. https:// snowfarm.nz/merino-muster/
SEP 6 Mount Beauty Community Market. 9am – 1pm Hydro Park, 1 Lakeside Ave. You make it, you bake it, you grow it – you’re welcome! Enquiries to: mountbeautymarket@gmail.com
SEP 6 & 7 Summit Masters – Two days of GS and Bumps on the Summit. https://www.skifalls.com.au/whatson/events/racing-series/summit-masters
SEP 7 Father’s Day - a day set aside for honouring one's father, as well as fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society. "Father's Day" complements similar celebrations honoring family members, such as Mother's Day.
SEP 7 Father’s Day Junior Mini Pipe Masters presented by Burton. Highway 83, 10am – 12noon
SEP 23 – 25 Henty Machinery Field Days, 22 Lubkes Road, HENTY. Ph: 02 6929 3305. https://hmfd.com.au/
OCT 5 Falls Creek Pond Skim. Join in to celebrate another amazing season with a splash! The Pond Skim combines creativity, skill and courage with a little luck! Time and location to be advised.
OCT 11 OktoberFest & Dachshund Derby. Mountain Monk Brewery. From 12noon. 1 Lakeside Ave. 03 5754 4985
OCT 17 – 19 Mountain Cattlemen’s Annual Get-together –Three days of family fun and entertainment at Molyullah. Secretary: Mb: 0407 520 309. Em: secretary@mcav.com.au. https://www.mcav.com. au/mountain-cattlemens-annual-get-together
NOV 21 – 23 Ignition Mountain Bike Festival. Three days of MTB action, lessons, entertainment and laughs at Falls Creek to welcome in the MTB season. https://ignitionmtb.com.au/ For further details on coming events, go to: https://www.fallscreek.com.au/whats-on/events/
