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LEAD STORY - SIEGING CHEATERS --As many as 50 exam monitors were forced to take cover at a high school in Zhongxiang, China, in June, fending off outraged students (and some parents) who hurled insults and stones at them after the monitors blocked cheating schemes on the all-important national “gaokao” exams. (It was “siege warfare,” and eventually “hundreds” of police responded, according to a dispatch in the Daily Telegraph of London.) Metal detectors had found secret transmitters and contraband cellphones used by groups beaming in exam answers from outside. Independent proctors had been assigned because of longstanding suspicions that the schools’ own proctors routinely enabled cheating (with results such as the 99 identical papers submitted in one subject on the previous year’s exam). Said one student (in the mob of about 2,000), noting how widespread cheating is nationally, “There is no fairness if you do not let us cheat (also).”
THINGS PEOPLE BELIEVE --Sheriffs and government deed-recorders in several states have reported
PERSPECTIVE
--Elementary school teacher Carie Charlesworth was fired recently by Holy Trinity School near San Diego, Calif. -- with the only reason given that her ex-husband has threatened to kill her. After a January weekend in which Carie was forced to call police three times because of the threats, the husband had shown up the next day in Holy Trinity’s parking lot to see her, provoking officials to immediately put the school in lockdown. In a termination letter, officials noted that Charlesworth’s students are constantly at risk from the ex-husband, that her restraining order against him is obviously not a deterrent, and that they thus “cannot allow” her to continue her career at the school, according to a report by San Diego’s KNSD-TV. (Battered-women support groups, of course, were horrified at the school’s decision.)
CREME DE LA WEIRD
--Yasuomi Hirai, 26, was arrested in Hyogo Prefecture, Japan, in June after being identified in news reports as the man who had crawled “dozens of meters” in an underground gutter solely
annoying attempts recently by “Moorish American nationals” to confiscate tem-
to gain access to a particular sidewalk grate near Konan Women’s University in order to look
porarily vacant houses (often mansions), moving in without inhibition, chang-
summoned a police officer, Hirai scurried down the gutter and escaped, but since he had been
ing the locks, and partying joyously -- based on made-up documents full of gobbledygook and stilted legalese granting them sovereignty beyond the reach of law-enforcement. There is a venerable Moorish Temple Science of America, but these trespassers in Florida, Maryland, Tennessee, and other states are from fanciful offshoots that demand reparations (usually in gold) for ChristopherColumbus-era Europeans having stolen “their” land. A North Carolina police investigator told the Washington Post in March that “every state” is experiencing the “Moorish American” invasion. --Britain’s Anomalous Mind Management Abductee Contactee Helpline is the nation’s “weirdest” support group, wrote the Daily Mirror in June, providing a range of services to victims of kidnapping by extraterrestrials and other haunting incidents to about 1,500 people a year, according to co-founder Miles Johnston. AMMACH uses an ordinary wall-stud detector to locate bodily implants and employs magnetic field meters and mineral lamps to identify “signatures” left on a skin’s atoms by visits to another dimensional reality, Johnston explained. “We are under the threat of termination as a species if we do not get this sorted out.”
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--Tim Blackburn, 50, fell off a ladder in Stockton-on-Tees, England, in 2007, and shattered his arm so badly that doctors had to remove four inches of bone and attach a metal scaffold around his arm that took six years to heal completely (and then only because of help from a cutting-edge ultrasound procedure). In May 2013 -- one day after he got a clean bill of health -- Blackburn tripped over his dog and tumbled down the stairs in his home, and his arm “snapped like a twig,” he said.
up at skirt-wearers passing over the grate. After one pedestrian, noting the pair of eyes below, detained several months earlier on a similar complaint, police soon seized him, and indeed, he later admitted, “I have done this numerous times.”
BRIGHT IDEAS --Technology companies are making great strides in odor-detection robots, valuable in identifying subtle scents ranging from contaminants in beer brewing to cancerous tumors in the body. And then there is CrazyLabo in Fukuoka, Japan, which is marketing two personal-hygiene robots, available for special occasions such as parties, according to a May BBC News report. One detector, shaped as a woman’s kissable head, tests breath odor and responds (e.g., “smells like citrus”; “there’s an emergency taking place”). The other, resembling a dog, checks a person’s feet and can either cuddle up to the subject (no odor) or appear to pass out. --The local council in Brunete, Spain, near Madrid, has now seen a radical drop in unscooped dog droppings after employing volunteers to find the names of derelict dogs. They then matched the dog with the town’s dog registrations to obtain the owners’ addresses, then mailed them packages containing their dogs’ business (terming it “lost property”).
CLICHE’S COME TO LIFE
--In May at the New York City sex-trafficking trial of alleged pimp Vincent George, Jr., 33, and his father were three of the younger man’s ladies, who praised him unconditionally to the jury as a good father to the children they bore for him and as the person responsible for helping them kick their drug habits. Heather Keith, 28, and Danielle Geissler, 31, referred to each other as Vincent, Jr.’s “wife-in-law.” Geissler admitted that George (“Daddy”) slapped her around a bit, explaining that they both “slapped each other around sometimes but never over work or staying in the (prostitution) life.” (Three weeks later, the Georges were acquitted of sex trafficking, although convicted of money- laundering.)
A NEWS OF THE WEIRD CLASSIC (2009)
--A 48-year-old immigrant from Malta regularly hangs out in various New York City bars, but always on the floor, so that he can enjoy his particular passion of being stepped on. “Georgio T.” told the New York Times in June (2009) that he has delighted in being stepped on since he was a kid. While one playmate “wanted to be the doctor, (another) wanted to be the carpenter... I would want to be the carpet.” Nowadays, he carries a custom-made rug he can affix to his back (and a sign, Step on Carpet) and may lie face-down for several hours if the bar is busy. He is also a regular at “high-foot-traffic” fetish parties, where dozens of stompers (especially women in stilettos) can satisfy their own urges while gratifying Georgio’s.
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THE WAITING ROOM AT SEllERSvIllE THEATER
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by: Mitch
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SHOULDN’T HAVE waited to buy tickets! The Sellersville Theater ranks highly on my list of preferred live music venues. It’s small, intimate, has superior acoustics and a fabulous sound system. I always strive to sit up front in the cabaret section when I take in a performance there. The cabaret section provides ample leg room and the tables allow me to set my beverage (usually beer) down which helps prevent warming and spillage of the beverage. In February, I went down to Sellersville to see The Security Project, a band comprised of former members of Peter Gabriel’s band and King Crimson playing Peter Gabriel music from Security (1982) and Plays Live (1983) among other Gabriel goodies. The Security Project featured Jerry Marotta on drums, Trey Gunn on bass/Warr guitar, Fuzzbee Morse on guitar/keys/sax/ flute, David Jameson on keys, and Josh Gleason on vocals singing as if he were Peter Gabriel. Synthesizer wizard and prog icon, Larry Fast, was even on hand as a spectator in the audience. It was a memorable night of amazing music at ST94 and if this particular project ever comes around again, I will definitely be there.
First, let me just say that The Waiting Room put on a fine show at Sellersville. Let me also say that devotees of Genesis music are quite passionate and many have committed to memory, every single lyric ever written by Gabriel-Collins-Hackett-Rutherford-Banks. But that doesn’t mean that they should sing them out loud especially when at Sellersville. For the better part of the evening, I was treated to Josh Gleason’s Gabrielesque vocals coming at me from the front and seated directly behind me, two Genesis geeks’ attempts at vocals assaulting me from the rear. Because these little Gabrielites knew every friggin’ lyric to every friggin’ song, I relented and just had to grin and bear it. Thankfully, much of the Gabriel-era Genesis music is instrumental so there were several extended periods of silence by the Gabrielites while The Waiting Room jammed. In addition to Gleason on vocals, The Waiting Room are Rich DellaPietra on keyboards/vocals, Chris DiStasio on guitars, Mike Hughes on bass/guitars, and Mario Encina on drums.
intro to that song always gives me chills and DellaPietra was exceptional on keys for “Watcher” and throughout the night. Several songs into the first set, Josh Gleason mentioned that for the second set, the band would be performing Genesis’ fifth album, Selling England by the Pound, in its entirety to celebrate the 40th anniversary of its release. The audience applauded upon hearing the news. The audience got into the act, joining the two crooners behind me singing along for “I Know What I Like (In Your Wardobe).” The piano intro to “Firth of Fifth” was played to perfection by DellaPietra. Both DiStasio and Hughes played twelve-string guitars during the second set and teamed up on twelve-string for “Ripples” from Trick of the Tail as part of the encore where once again, Gleason beckoned the audience to sing along for the chorus. Josh Gleason was incredible back in February with The Security Project and sang Gabriel with gusto with The Waiting Room. Aside from his seemingly disdainful attitude toward Phil Collins, his vocal performance stood on its own merits. How I wished that the two Gabriel wannabes behind me could carry Genesis tunes like Gleason. At least I learned my lesson which is when presented with the opportunity to lock in cabaret seating, jump at it or risk being serenaded all night by said wannabes.
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When The Security Project show was over, an announcement was made over the PA system that The Waiting Room, a Genesis tribute band featuring the very same Josh Gleason, would be appearing at the theater on June 30 and that those attending The Security Project show, could have first dibs on purchasing tickets. For some reason, I decided to wait to buy tickets. As the old saying goes, “He who hesitates is lost.” I was too late to get cabaret seating by the time I decided to go but dead
center-second row didn’t sound too bad. Or so I thought. Usually, my somewhat large coconut is the bane of any person’s existence sitting directly behind me in an auditorium and it has been the cause of complaints by various theater-goers at times. What am I supposed to do? Go to a headshrinker? But turnabout is fair play and this time, I was the one made to suffer.
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PLOT: John Reid (Armie Hammer), a tenderfoot lawyer educated in the east, is left for dead by a gang of outlaws. Donning a leather mask to hide his identity, he teams up with a Native American warrior named Tonto (Johnny Depp) to bring the bloodthirsty gang to justice. REVIEW: Well, it’s finally here. THE LONE RANGER is a movie we’ve all been tracking since it was announced Johnny Depp would be reteaming with his PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN director Gore Verbinski in a new, politically correct “reimaging” of the classic character. This isn’t the first time Hollywood has tried this. In 1981, the big-budget LEGEND OF THE LONE RANGER hit the silver screen, with the results being so bad that the lead actor, Klinton Spilsbury, was never heard from again. Given the $200 million dollar budget, Disney, and producer Jerry Bruckheimer are obviously hoping this will be the start of a new billion dollar franchise. But is THE LONE RANGER worth all the effort?
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For the first half hour, I was pretty pleased by what I was seeing. The film starts with an elderly Tonto recounting his adventures to a youngster wearing a Lone Ranger mask. Depp’s performance is typical of his work lately, meaning it’s very eccentric and totally played for laughs. Still, for the first half hour that was fine, with it starting off as a relatively cool western with Reid’s heroic brother, Dan (memorably played by James Badge Dale) taking one of the baddies, Butch Cavendish (William Fichtner) to prison on board a train that comes under attack by Butch’s gang.
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Too bad that once the train crashes at the end of the extended, thirty minute—long sequence, the film goes with it, and we still have over two hours to go. The big problem with THE LONE RANGER is with the titular character, who, like Tonto, is played strictly for laughs by star Armie Hammer. You’d think that over the course of the film Hammer’s tenderfoot would gradually turn into a hero worthy of his mask.
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Even that wouldn’t be a huge problem is Depp’s Tonto was able to pick up the slack, but Depp gets so carried away in his character’s eccentricities that he’s impossible to take seriously. Thus, you get a wimpy action hero, paired with a sidekick that seems permanently stoned on peyote- feeding the dead bird he wears on his head- and spends most of his time goofing around with their iconic white horse, Silver, who’s initially supposed to be some kind of native spirit animal.
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The villains aren’t much better. Tom Wilkinson plays the main baddie, being a railroad representative working on some kind of land-grab scheme that’s so dull I can hardly remember what it was all about. William Fichtner livens things up as the sadistic Cavendish, who has a taste for human flesh, being shown eating a human heart (LONE RANGER is pretty gruesome for a PG-13, and more violent than WORLD WAR Z),
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HAPPY 237th AMERICA! BY: Tyler Drake
July 4, this country’s birthday, and the police station, and on Fahey Bridge. The opening of city of Bethlehem is set to light up the sky. the SteelStacks gives residents and visitors a few It is a birthday the country sorely needs. Over new sites to watch the festivities. Bands perform. the last year, we the people have collectively Up on Payrow, the Bethlehem Municipal Band, a experienced and endured a divisive presidential 75-year-old concert band originally composed race, major acts of terrorism at home in Boston and of Liberty High School alumni, plays patriotic abroad in Benghazi and Ankara, a huge hurricane tunes leading up to the fireworks. Down at the sweeping up the eastern seaboard, reports of SteelStacks, the Allentown Band does the same. underground nuclear tests in North Korea, more I’m up in the middle of it all on the north side, drinking school shootings, news of financial instability mostly American beer and listening to country music in Europe and structural instability in Dhaka, a and eating pork shoulder smoked for six or eight terrifying industrial accident at a fertilizer plant in hours at a house on Church Street. Sudden explosions Texas, the revelation of a far-ranging spy program have punctuated the day, and there is some debate monitoring domestic phone calls, and the fruition of as to whether this is the official team detonating a federal budget sequestration originally conceived test devices or possibly kids setting off backyard as a poison pill that would stimulate cooperation fireworks. Pennsylvania allows the sale of fireworks between unproductive parties in legislation. that do not leave the ground in contrast to New However, all has not been bad. Astronaut Neil Jersey, where they are regulated by more-severe Armstrong may have passed but we landed the restrictions. Over the course of the night, civilians Curiosity rover on “I’m up in the middle of it all on the north side, will set off black-market or Mars. Maurice Sendak drinking mostly American beer and listening to otherwise illegally procured left us but scientists country music and eating pork shoulder smoked fireworks that are not legal for found wild things like for six or eight hours at a house on Church St.” consumers anywhere. The legal the ruby-eyed green pit viper, a walking catfish, a fireworks are quite good: even up on Church Street two-legged lizard, a cockroach that glows in the they seem to fill up most of the sky and last forever. dark, and an old-world monkey with human-like The Lehigh Valley has plenty to celebrate on the eyes. New York City construction workers attached 237th birthday of our nation. Families walking by in the final piece to the antenna of One World Trade red, white, and blue carried empty picnic baskets Center. At 1,776 feet, it is the tallest building in the point to both the tradition of our country and the Western Hemisphere. The United States dominated progress it continues to make as reasons for the Olympic medal count in London. In the Lehigh merrymaking. John Adams wrote that Independence Valley, OraSure Technologies received approval Day “ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, from the Food and Drug Administration to sell the with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and first at-home, over-the-counter, oral test for HIV. illuminations, from one end of this continent to the Bethlehem throws a great party for July 4. This other, from this time forward forever more” and year, the city shoots fireworks up over the Lehigh while we have slowed down on shooting off guns, we River. People gather every year hours before dusk probably party at least as well as the wig-wearing to set up blankets and lawn chairs on Payrow Plaza colonists who declared this place independent. by the library and city hall, on the lawn below the
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ZODIAC ARIES It’s your world as the week begins -- and knowing you, you’ll waste no time and take it by storm. They’ll never know what hit ‘em (in a good way), whether it’s your coworkers, your stunned but happy friends or your significant other. But if you’re tempted to keep this pace up from Wednesday through Friday, you’re asking for frustration, a slip-up or even health issues. Rein yourself in, and do some planning instead of acting. This weekend, the key to successful interactions is to put yourself in someone else’s place. What in your repertoire will be music to their ears?
TAURUS Things aren’t easy on Monday or Tuesday, though it’s just a passing phase that doesn’t mean much. Don’t let it get you down -- it could be that you and your date or partner get into a weird argument that seems to pop up from nowhere. By midweek, your good energy is flowing just as it should be, and it’s much easier for you to find the best way to say what you need to say. Things should stay great through the weekend, though you should make sure you take a little break to keep from tiring yourself out! GEMINI Take your latest, greatest idea firmly in hand at the beginning of the week. Show it to some pertinent people, and get some great input. Then go for it! You’re getting assistance from the stars. But beware: From sometime Wednesday through Friday, your usually fantastic communication skills can’t cut through some serious noise and static. Say it twice, in two different media, and keep a record if it’s really important. With the weekend, though, comes the return of your silver-tongued ways, and some other superpowers to boot (the kind that are especially helpful in the realm of romance!). CANCER Your outlook is expanding amazingly at the beginning of the week. Re-examine a relationship, an emotion and a usual way of thinking -- major enlargement and improvement is possible now. Then, from sometime Wednesday through Friday, your accomplishments may be minor by comparison, but they’ll still feel great. Cross stuff off a few different to-do lists -- work, home, personal. This weekend might find you in conflict with someone who plays an important role in your life. You may be entirely in the right, but use some tact -- how would you want this stuff pointed out to you?
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LEO Dive in head-first as the week begins. You’re completely in the swim of things, whether you’re doing some splashy flips or just going with the flow. Bask in your own glory in your downtime. But from sometime Wednesday through Friday, it’s time to get your feet planted firmly on the ground -- and to reconsider your short-term and longterm paths. Make conscious choices, and take careful steps. Who’s alongside you? This weekend, you love company on your journey, whether you’re being practical or recreational. And your company is loving you, too. VIRGO Everybody’s got something to say at the beginning of the week. Leave yourself time to sort the fact from the fiction -- and time to recover from the input overload, too. Starting Wednesday and lasting through Friday, you’re more than up for anything and anyone that’s coming your way -- and you’re likely getting some pretty sweet stuff started under your own steam, too. Work? Romance? Personal projects? No problem. When the weekend comes, though, you need to put on the brakes a bit. Carefully consider how what’s happening fits in with your core values.
LIBRA At the beginning of the week, delegate the little things to someone who cares -- you’re thinking big picture, big-time. (If you have an important appointment or date, set up a reminder -- or three!) But from Wednesday through Friday, your careful attention to everything and everyone is what gets you further faster. You might even hear or glimpse something that seems minor in the moment, but just wait. Everything’s coming up roses (or whatever your favorite flower is) this weekend. If you’ve got romance on your mind, now’s the time to jump in. SCORPIO Something seems to be more difficult than it should be early this week, but you can handle it with your usual calm energy. Approach it easily with a slow hand, and you’ll figure it out. In fact, your solution might impress the right person in exactly the right way! A bit of information that only you know about becomes pretty important on Wednesday or Thursday, possibly leading to a confession of some sort. It should make for an incredibly sweet and carefree weekend, as you find that barriers to communication fall down right away. SAGITTARIUS Dynamic only begins to describe you at the beginning of this week. That sense of humor of yours is sparkling, your optimism is contagious and when it comes to fun, you’ve got it going on. Take a little gamble -- why not? But if you’re thinking about increasing the stakes from sometime Wednesday through Friday, think again. It’s best to let the situation -- whether work, romance or otherwise -- develop a bit. When the weekend comes, you may be so busy laughing, making new friends and expanding your horizons that things fall right into place around you. CAPRICORN The world’s asking a lot of you at the beginning of the week, and your instinct may be to do everything you can to get it all done. Knowing when to set some limits (and what to ask for in return) is key. This kind of giveand-take is in better balance from Wednesday through Friday, and you’ll even have time to do a little extra investigation, perhaps in the personal sphere. Finding out more about a loved one or yourself is richly rewarding. This weekend, cutting loose is as important as anything. Let off some steam! AQUARIUS You’re in the mood to do your own thing on Monday and Tuesday; you don’t want to deal with clinginess or serious discussions. Try to make it clear that you’re not drifting away. (And you aren’t, are you?) The middle of the week is a good time to check back in with your sweetie, date or crush and see if you’re addressing the needs they want to be addressed. Also see if they’re addressing your own needs. You may be surprised. The weekend fills you with good, brainy energy and you ought to be able to share ideas with the right person. PISCES You’re in the mood to do your own thing on Monday and Tuesday; you don’t want to deal with clinginess or serious discussions. Try to make it clear that you’re not drifting away. (And you aren’t, are you?) The middle of the week is a good time to check back in with your sweetie, date or crush and see if you’re addressing the needs they want to be addressed. Also see if they’re addressing your own needs. You may be surprised. The weekend fills you with good, brainy energy and you ought to be able to share ideas with the right person.
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