[The Stute] November 2, 1938 (Issue 5, Volume XXXV)

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Smoking Rules To Be Enforced By Furman

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Lately smoking in the college buildings has become more o r less an every-day habit of the students. The only permissible places for smoking in the college buildings are: the dormitories, The Castle and the Recitation Hall Lunch Room and whereever else specifically permitted. The regulations concerning smoking are made in accordance with the fire insurance companies’ r u 1e s.

Dean Furman is desirous of having the cooperation of the students in respecting these regulations a n d if things do not work out properly steps will be taken to curb violators.

Forum Addressed

By Radio Speakel America’s Part In Europear Affairs Discussed By WOR Commentator -

On Tuesday, November lst, thc Kaldheim-Stevens Forum heard a1 iddress by Quincy Howe, new! :ommentator of Station WOR 01 ,he question, “Where Should h e r ca Stand?” Mr. Howe expressec lis views on America’s position ii ,he present European situation an( m the proper attitude for Americz n any future crisis of Europeax ?olitics.

Quincy Howe received his edu :ation at Harvard University, afte which he studied at Oxford. HI served for several gears on the staf If the “Atlantic Monthly Maga tine,” writing articles on curren oolitical affairs. He has also bee] % frequent contributor to the “Scho ,astic Monthly Magazine’’ and fron 1929 to 1935, he served as Edito ,f “The Living Age,” another mag azine dealing with current affair 3f nation-wide interest.

Mr. Howe’s series of articles 01 the arms and munitions industr and his two books-“World Diary 1929-1936” and “England Expect Every American To Do His Duty, have won for him a reputation a a competent interpreter of publi affairs. His experiences as a writ Rapidly er, coupled with his debates ani radio talks have familiarized hir (Continued on Page Four)

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Glee Club To Sing On December -- Tent1 Paying Engagements Sough

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The Glee Club has made arrange ments for a concert to be held i Rutherford, N. 3. on Saturday, De cember 10. Dr. Schlorff the direct0 of the Stevens Glee Club, is also th director of the Rutherford Chon Society. The two groups will con tribute their talents in the shoi which is being sponsored by th included in The Link, this being Rutherford Choral Society to rais the fiftieth anniversary edition. funds for the medical care of t u bercular children, Plans have been made to provid the Stevens. men with young ladie for the dance which follows th &on, ’39, Injured On concert. The details of the prograr Trip, Reported Improved have not been decided on as ye but it is expected that the Gle Club will sing some of the ne. songs they have been practicin this year and a few of last year’ favorites such as “Eight Bells, “The Winter . Song,” and “Lil Thine Eyes.” Dr. Schlorff is er deavoring to work out a -sohg s tliat-the groups may sing togethe in the finale.

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German-American 258 Students Are PlanIs Dropped Now Enrdedl h Exchange Scholarship Usec Graduate School

By Only Five Stevens

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Electronics, Economics And Air Conditioning Are The German-American Exchangc Popular Courses Scholarship which was instituted in Men Since 1929

Cause -Stevens Disorde Jacobus Squash Courts Serve As Air Raid Shelte Proposed Counter-Attack Abandoned as News Of Mass Annihilation is Received

Rapid mobilization of Stevens man power was effected Sunday 1929 was suspended last winter. Mr. Creese notified the Institute of In- The Committee on Graduate In- night as a radio alarm described an air raid by natives of Mars was ternational Education to this effecl struction has released more detail- dispatched. Strategic points about the campus were occupied in a because it was felt that exchange ed information concerning gradu- hasty attempt to defend the strategic heights overlooking the Hudson. was not proceeding equally on both ate enrollment at Stevens for the Radical changes in weapon design and in fortification construction were sides. Since 1929, eleven German reported by military observers. students have taken courses at Ste- first semester, 1938-39.

Bombproof, gas tight squash courts were converted into air raid There are 268 students enrolled. vens while only five Stevens mexi have gone to Germany. In view of Eighty-eight per cent of the stu- shelters by a section of the defending forces, as the class of ’42 was the fact that, since 1934,no Stevens dents are entirely evening students called to the colors. Recruits were reported to be carrying as side arms man has become a candidate for the and ninety-six per cent of the high carbon steel, wood hilted, well sharpened, ice picks. Subsequent investigation has disclosed that the squash courts had ventilators which scholarship, it has been discorltincourses are taken in the evening. ued. would probably impair their efficiency as gas shelters.

This exchange was initiated in Most Popular Courses A mechanized expeditionary force was fitted out with Trenton as 1929 through the interest of Prince Of the thirteen courses offered, its objective, but the operation was countermanded when the radio Henry XXXIII of Reuss, the hus- the most popular are: Vacuum Tube communique reported the annihilation of a large body of troops. The band of Princess Henry of Reuss Electronics I taught by Mr. Llewelwho endowed the Department of lyn with an enrollment of 47; Air personnel of the automobile expedition boasted that their headquarters Electrical Engineering as a memor- Conditioning by Professor Yellot, were in the saddle. It was later pointed out that their headquarters ial to Anson Wood Burchard. One enrollment 40; and Engineering Ec- where the hindquarters should have been.

The radio reports warned the nation that gas bombs were being scholarship covering tuition, room, onomics by Prof. Barnwell, enrollused by the invaders from space. Although this account was later and board was awarded annually to ment 39. a German student nominated by the hategorically denied in the press, it [nstitute of International Educa- Eighty-five of the enrolled stuis now apparent that Sunday’s atients received their first degrees tion for undergraduate study at tack consisted essentially of heated Erom Stevens; thirty-five are from Chess Club Stevens Institute of Technology. In gases.

-Meeting =change, a student nominated by Newark College of Engineering; Design of Raider and eleven from Cooper Union.

There will be a meeting of the College was awarded a scholarLittle is known of the detailed rhere are fifteen students without the Chess Club at 12:OO noon ship providing tuition, room, and construction of the space ship. The today on the top floor of the Doard for graduate study of engi- college degrees. two men in this country who can Enrollment Widespread neering in Germany.

Library Building. All those qualify as experts on this type of ship design could not be drawn interested in becoming memA study of the distribution of from their drafting boards. They graduate enrollment by year of rebers are urged to attend. were engaged in the production of ceiving the first degree reveals that I “Buck Rogers” cartoons.

Says It is supthe vast majority of students re- I posed, however, among authorities ceived their degrees after 1933.

Prominent Professor Proves One student took his degree as f a r on the application of power, that the ship was equipped with a planeParadoxical Point back as 1913. tary transmission and a Marshall 249 3f the 258 students are Lansing, Mich. - (ACPj - QUIZ- 2mployed. Twenty - nine are in gear. ninded college professors and pro- the tea,,!ii~~cand research staff Club To Inspect Rutherford The reception accorded the radio ponents of frequent tests to jolt x are full time qudents st SteObservatory Soon bulletin demonstrated the capacity laggard students were themselves vens. Fulirteen are employed by of the average citizen for the abgiven a jolt recently by Michigan the Bell Telephone Laboratories; Prof. G. G. Freygang will ad- sorption of propaganda. It is a State College’s Dr. Victor H. Noll. twelve by Westinghouse companies, dress the Astronomy Club today matter of record, however, that at In reporting the results of his and ten by the Western Electric on Celestial Mechanics. The title least one Stevens undergraduate of researches on the effectiveness of Company. of this ta!k will be “Why An Or- discerning mind detected incongruiquizzes, Dr. No11 has revealed that: ties in the Sunday broadcast. When bit.” T*:s will include an clemen- the snnouncer described a colossus “There is no evidence to support tary discusswi. 3f the effect of LLC. hwmding- the Pulaski skycvay, this the common belief among instructors that written tests as common13 Inverse Square Law on moving pel. !y imprc,’ regarded Ible. the report as high- . used motivate .learning or increase masses. The law was first prototal achievement in college classes. The Social Committee of the L I d - t s Flickcsr “The results of the study indi- Castle Ciub has prepared an in- pounded in 1609 by Johann Kepler Z’arly Sunday et-!-njnp. students cate unequivocally that students in formal program of entertainment on the basis of observed facts of eating dinner in the CasLlt ~iberved L class where no quizzes of a n y planetary motion. All interested that the lights were flickeiti%g.This sort were used, other than a mid- for the party which is to be given are-invited to attend the meeting phenomenom was not con’ined to a t the Castle on Monday, November term and a final examination show 7, at 9:00 P. M. Although arranged of the Club in room R108 at 12:OO this area, but was ob>er,.rd over a consistently, though not substanlarge part of New Jersey. Orson tialIy, higher average achievemenl for the Castle Club, the affair is to M. today.

Welles has not yet been accused be open to the student body in genThe members of the club will in- of adding dramatic effect to his than is shown by students in classes eral. where occasional written quizzes spect the Rutherford Observatory presentation by the use of lighting The program will include some of were given.” of Columb‘la University on Tuesday effects.

Searching for a reason for his the finest music that can be ren- or Wednesday evening of this week, Astrological authorities point out dered by the artistically inclined startling results, Dr. No11 said: “It an amazing confluence of planets. depending on the weather. may be that when students have residents. A number of solos, duets The men from Mars seem to have occasional quizzes they feel more and a jam session open to any stu- At last week’s meeting Gunther originated in Mercury.

Nurnberger, ’41, spoke on the “Fordent will be features of the prosecure and therefore take the longei mation of Stars.” Robert Arnoldi gram. examination less seriously.”

TO ’41 gave a brief description of methods used by the- amateur telescope maker in the grinding and Mi.. C. A. Norris, an engineer testing of a lens. with the Bakelite Corporation of New York will present a talk entitled “Plastics and the Part They The settings for the Fall Show and black hangings. Time does not of the Dramatic Society which will permit duplication of Egyptian be presented in the Stevens Theatre furniture in detail but research has Prof.

W. V. Bingham presented on December 17, are in the process made it possible to plan a setting in of construction. “Bo2 and COX,” simplified representation of the au- a paper, “A National Perspective on Bakelite was the first plastic ever Testing and Guidance” at the Hotel discovered. This occurred about the first of four one-act plays com- thentic Egyptian style.

Roosevelt last Saturday. The oc- twenty-eight years ago, and the prising the show will have a three “Salmagundy,” an underwater casion was the seventh annual con- discovery was made by Dr. Bakequarter stage box set.

When completely constructed and comedy shows a wrecked ship large- ference under the joint auspices of land, for whom it is named. painted, this set will show an in- ly submerged in the ocean bed. A the Educational Records Bureau, The manufacture of plastics is terior of a nineteenth century Euro- practical deck cabin in three di- the Cooperative Test Service, the extremely critical since it involves pean rooming house. The flat rep- mensions presents a unique prob- Committee on Measurement and carefully controlled processes in resented is occupied by two men, lem in design. A scrim, or fisk net Guidance of the American Council- which temperature and pressure a hatter and a night working print- hanging will cover all the action of Education, and the Commission play an important part. Today er, who are both ignorant of the and other netting strung with col- on The Relation of School and Col- plastics are used for a wide variety other’s occupancy until the play ored cellophane ribbon renders the lege of The Progressive Education of products, ranging from the mannecessary underwater illusion.

Association. He said that the ufacture of children’s toys to the brings them together.

The “Ballet Mechaniquc” will John Gray, ’40, has prepared sev- overall duty of testing “is to act in study of mineralogy; from househave no constructed scenery. All eral puppets which play conspicu- her capacity as hand-maiden to hold utensils, to airplane construceffects will be achigved with lights, ous roles in the action of the show. guidance; in other words, to help tion.

An octopus, a fish, and an animated the individual student to know him- Mr. Norris’ talk will be illustratsound and hanging background.

“Makers of Laws,” a play with an human leg will swim and walk Egyptian locale, will be done simp- about the stage, engaging players ly with furniture, a throne backing and scenery. ~~

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The Mercury Theatre will renew ts policy o f allowing students and ( W e take you today to a radio :acuity to see its productions at educed rates when it issues stu3roadcasting station. Shhh. The lent discount cards next week for jrogram is about to begin.) ts second consecutive season, Orson This is the Bolumbia Broadcast- Nelles announced recently. ng System. Station W2FO the When presented at the box-office roice of Castle Pernt, New Joisey. kf the Mercury Theatre, the disWe bring you now the latest :ount cards entitle the holder to a ~ C W Sas reported by our ace Eng- !5 per cent reduction for every perish News correspondent, Miss ViO- ’ormance except Saturday evenings. rhe discount cards will be honored ent, Bisby. “There were riots in ;or the Mercury’s first play this he streets of Castle Pernt tonight, ieason, “Danton’s Death,” a play lfter the reported anschluss of the ibout the French Revolution b y Mechanics department by the M.E. 3eorge Buchner, and later for Willepartment. That great liberal iam Gillette’s farce, “Too Much eacher, Professor Freebody Chain- rohnson,” which will join “Danton” tang, has been sent to a concentra- n repertory in November. ,ion camp on the third floor. The More than one hundred thous:nly trouble is that he is to tea& md students attended the Mercury he Juniors, so that ends the con- fieatre’s productions last year, taktentration part of it. This is the ng advantage of the special student hird crack they are giving him liscount. These students comprised least one third of the Mercury’s rgainst those boys. I don’t want it ;otal audience.

0 say anything, but someone is Mercury student discount cards ptting a dirty deal and I don’t nay be obtained through the Engnean Chaingang.” ish and Speech Departments, or by Bolumbia’s ace news commenta- miting directly t o the Mercury or, A. K. Boltenborne, says, “SO meatre, 110 West 41 Street, New York City. vhat.”

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Library Purchases SeveralNew Books

And now the Acme Chair Com)any, makers of fine electric chairs, ,resents Professor Quizar with his pestion of the week. Remember ro Be Used In Graduate And he Acme Slogan folks. “Reach for Evening Courses In Acme electric chair instead of a ioose.” They’re kinder to your The Stevens Library has pur- ,emuel Gullivar voyaged farThe wind in his sass was SWIFT, ,hroat. And now for Professor :hased several new technical book auizar. Take it away Frank. . which are now being used in the 3ut he never saw sights so strange as are Zraduate courses a n d evening Professor Quizar: “Ahem, thank ;chool.

The islands where I am a-drift. rou. My question of $he week, or Professor Gunther suggested the my week for that matter, is direct- purchase of two books; namely L‘he houses are built all of Logar?d to a queer looking fellow who Combustion Flames and Explosion: ithms, ooks like a soccer player. Hello, pf Gases, by Lewis and Von Elbc The trees are 1nft.lity >%gh. ‘ n y little man. Here’s your ques- and Elements of Ordnance, bj Inhabitants- there are Angles and -... - Prisms, ;ion. What’s the name of the game Hayes.

Advanced Calculus, wrfitt%i. bj And there’s nothing to eat but Pi. you’re playing ?”

Soccer player: “I don’t know, I Osgood was recommended by P r o €essor Appdin and Milne’ Thorn. Xot on my heels run Sines and Co~ n i ytake the tickets here.” sop’r; The Calculus of Finite Dif. Sines, We draw the curtain of charity Ferences by Professor Hazeltine I’m pursued by the grim Bi- As a consequence of the talk it on the Acme program as the Fed- Professor Freygang suggested tht Sector. was decided that all members of theeral Communic+ions Commission purchase of Vector Analysis, b3 auaternions swarm in Convergent Newman Club should attend Mass does not perinit us to broadcast eye J. C. Coffin.

Lines, witness accomts of murder and The books, Statically Indeternzin, And Scaler, and ghastly Vector. and Communion on the first Friday of every month. mayhem. I would like to help that ate Stresses, written by Parcel anc fellow. I wonder what kind of Maney, Continuous Frames of Re, 31d Darwin he sailed on the gallant It was then announced that the . flowers he likes. iforced Concrete, by Cross an( Beagle; Rev. Thomas J. Feeney, S.J., as-Morgan, and Elastic Energy The And Gulliver dwelt with Pigmy * *’ * sociate editor of the Jesuit Missions O ~ J ,by Van Den Broek, were rec and Brute; At the sound of Small Benjamin ommended by Professor Snader. magazine would address the New- .

But God help the lad by Armstrong atop the Thievin’s Institute towel Theory of Elasticity and Theorj man Club on aspects of “Racism . and Wegle building it will be exactly 9337% of Elastic Stability, both writtei Shanghaied to the brig, Cube. and Communism” at the next meetRoot! o’clock, Castle Pernt time. In or- by Timoshenko were suggested b: ing on Wednesday, November 9, a6 der to convert this into time used in Professor Deimel.

12:30 in Jacobus Hall. His position the civilized world use this for- Magnetic Core Materials Prac I could live a gay life under Humon the Jesuit Missions staff gives -;. phrey and Fife. prepared by the Research an( tice, mula: T equals A.K. x MRT, o~ I’d find joy on the Classical path; Father Feeney the opportunity ta better yet look at your own watch Engineering Staffs of the Alleg But here am I-marooned till I die, be usually well informed on these heny Steel Company, was suggestec What do you want for nothing? Of On the Terrible Islands of MATH! two questions.

by Professor Roters. course if you are a Thievin’s stu. Professor Barnwell recommendec B y L. 0. Down. dent it doesn’t matter what timc a Revised Edition’ of Principles o. it is. You’re not going anywhere Engineering Economy, and Prob Important ! * * * lems, by Eugene L. Grant.

There will be a short meeting ol The Psychology of Voeationa We now present Mr. Garvey the men from Mars in the office oj Rathaniel Mavis, better known as Adjustment by Harry Dexter Kit ;he president at 2:30 this afternoon. son was suggested by Dr. Bing Uncle Smiley, president of the E ham.

Celestial cordials will be served and M. S. A. and a factory over in 3. discussion of interplanetary im. ‘‘Known the World Over” Hoboken. He will give a short portance will follow. talk. Step right over here Mr Catering to Banquets, Mavis. No, just a little more tc the left. That’s right.

Beefsteaks, and Dinnem and Tuxedo Shirt Mr. Mavis: “My friends, then The qifle Club has accepted i Meetings Kerns Hand Laundry will be a shortage of engineers ir challenge Prom the Armour Schoo 1122 Washington Street EO 3-0854 194-bIub, blub, aaaaaaah.”

Hudson and Third Streets of Technology in Chicago. The Call For and Deliver Studio Audience: “Oooooh tht match will be held Wednesday afMending and Dnrning Free HQBQK€.N, N- JCollars Reversed Free of Charge nice man pushed Uncle Smilej ternoon, Novxnber 2, a t 2 P. M. in the Barracks Building. Tryouts for down the elevator shaft.”

Thank you Mr. Mavis. Ladie: the team were held Saturday after- lp and Gentlemen you have just hearc noon, October 29. The range is open a short informative talk by Uncfi at noon on Wednesdays and SaturSmiley Mavis. (Damn short, than1 days for those who care to join. goodness.) For another talk bj The Club has had a slow start, due to the scarcity of space, famous people, whom no one listen: but through the cooperation of the to, tune in again at this same timt President and members of the facnext year. ulty, the Barracks Building is being * * * made into a first rate range.

This is Station W2FO signing off Ferdinand Call & Delivery Phone Hoboken 3-0757

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in the Administration of Stevens in favor of some sort c organization of the non-fraternity men, especially the con: muters, in ortier to bring them closer to the social life o the college. With the building of Jacobus Hall, a large nun ber of students were enabled to live on the campus, but still larger group is unassociated with any social organizz tion at Stevens.

In Jacobus Hall there were several downstairs rooms a located for a Jacobus Club to supply this need, and Presiden Davis and Vice-president Creese stood ready to back full any reasonable plan for such a society. No move for organ zation developed among the students, and nothing more wa accomplished at that time. Plans have now been institute and the topic will be brought up before the Student Counc by its President, Henry Barchi, ’39.

The advantages of membership in such a group should k apparent to commuters; besides the social aspect, it woul enable commuting students to change clothes or leave thej books at Jacobus Hall, without the inconvenience of gettin into the “A” building after the six P. M. closing time. A Jacobus Hall there are game rooms and a lunch-room wher commuters who bring lunches can obtain a hot drink i winter.

Commuters could pass the time profitably and enjoyabl at Jacobus Hall if staying late for an evening basketball gamc SES meeting, etc. Jacobus Club athletic teams could be 01 ganized to compete with fraternity and dormitory team: These forms of activity, and others to be later undertake1 ’ would go far to securing the full cooperation of commutei in the extra-curricular activities of Stevens and would con prise another unit to bring a large portion of the student bod closer t o the school.

It is expected that a call will be sent out in the very nea future for enrollment of those interested in this vital ne’ student activity.

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HE soccer team has had two weeks to build up for the Haverford game this afternoon. All except the Seniors, that is-having had me week on the Senior Trip, they probably needed a week to get back to where they were before the trip started. The Haverford team which the Stute soccermen will encounter today in Pennsylvania defeated Princeton 4-3 a few weeks ago; the defeat was Princeton’s first in two years of League play. Last week, the Haverford eleven defeated Lehigh. And so it appears that two weeks’ preparation for this afternoon’s game were needed.

Saturday’s contest with Bard will be played on the home field in Hoboken. The school at Annandale-on-Hudson was last year a newEomer on the Stevens basketball schedule (losing to the Stutemen) and now the New Yorkers are extending the rivalry t o the soccer field.

Let’s get a big crowd out to see this first clash between Stevens and Bard soccermen!

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The Red and Gray Varsity Soccer quad traveled to Haverford this morning to meet the team which is eputed to be one of the strongest n the East. They have beaten Ste‘ens for the past two years, last ‘ear 1-0 and the year before 6-0.

The Haverford booters have come hut victorious in all their games his season. In their clash with a trong Lafayette team on October they won 6-0. The majority of last rear’s veterans are still on the quad and the Iosses have been upplemented by new material from .mong the lower classes.

The Stevens squad has shown nuch improvement since their 4-2 .ictory over Rensselaer on October 5 as evidenced by their victories in ractice games during the past few reeks.

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”(PEAKING of crowds, the English really draw big attendances for There was once a little gnat that their soccer games. Probably the name used on the other side of ew from flower to flower, satisthe Big Puddle is “Association Football,” as in some sections of the ed with itself, happy to be alive 3fficial Soccer Guide. To get back to the crowds, there were 55,000 nd to be able to play in the sunpeople watching the International Soccer test between Wales and hine.

England a: couple of weeks ago. (For those who insist upon knowing One day it was so intoxicated the results, Wales won, 4-2.) That same week-end, there were only rith the lavender emanating from two football games here in the U. S. A. which drew larger crowds: he fields that it did not see a big the Columbia-Penn game in Philadelphia (a much larger city than ow. The big, cow opened its huge Cardiff, Wales, where, the soccer contest was held) and the Ohio State- iouth, and tkie little gnat flew in, Chicago game in Columbus, Ohio. The former clash drew nearly 60,000 ut it was so absent-minded, poor spectators for the largest attendance of the season up to that time; the hing, that it did not even notice latter vas watched by 63,069 fans. t. It continued to flutter about A good soccer player-means cash in Great Britain: a Scottish inter- rith the same lack of concern, first national forward was transferred this fall at a fee of 6,500 pounds, n the cow’s throat, then in the which is somewhere in the vicinity of $30,000.. That’s not a vast sum esophagus, then further and furas far as big leagrie baseball is concerned, but it isn’t ehicken feed com- her in the cow’s innards. pared with other sports.

Finally, however, it felt tired; it Cheering must be difficult for the English crowds as the names are topped flying about and rested in Dccasionally long-winded though frequently colorful. Can anyone work he cow’s stomach. But it was so up a good cheer on the-order of “Rah! Rah! Heart of Midlothian!”? ired, so very, very tired, that it A locomotive yell would take up practically a whole quarter. But names oon fel! asleep. such as Tottenham Hotspurs, Huddersfield Town, and Accrington Stan- And when it woke up, the cow ley possess unusual euphony-I mean they sound nice. tad gone!

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Frosh: “It certainly is unique.”

Soph: “Whatta ya mean unique?”

Frosh: “It’s from the Latin: The Sophomores were pretty Laurent Giles of England is ex- unus’ meaning ‘one’, and ‘equus’ lucky when they beat the Seniors iected to arrive today on.the Queen neaning ‘horse’.”

-MauYy News in interclass soccer. The only tally Mar?/ in order to begin a series of * * * in the game was the penalty kick ,ests in the Stevens Towing Tank scored by Connolly. He aimed for )n models of twelve meter sailing Prof. Scy-Give me some of that being designed in England. irepared monoaceticacidester of the left side of the goal, but slipped ioats Plans for the first model have alas he was kicking, and the ball *eady been received by the Tank alicyclic acid.

Drug Clerk-Do you mean assailed through the right top corner, Department and the model now be- iirin, sir? striking both the upright and the ing built is expected from thc Prof. Scy-Yes, that’s it. I never I know you think so too; He sees three meanings in a jokc cross-bar. craftsman within a few days. Mr :an remember that name.

And then we flunk * * * When there are only two.

Giles expects to have four differeni -Washington Elm Heigh ho! Heigh ho!

-Los Angeles Collegian.

The new game of paddle tennis models, as a minimum, tested ir Squash Racquets * * * -Upper Iowa Collegian. is quite amusing but also quite connection with this designing projSold By An immigration officer was ques-Los Angeles Collegian helpful as practice for lawn tennis. ect. * * * ioning an immigrant: Mr. Giles represents Lauren1 Milton Gershonowitz It takes a lot of wrist power to Giles’ and Partners, 4 Quay Hill “Born ?”

Telephone Hoboken 3-0837 She used to wasn’t,‘ play this new game, so “DOC”Davis Lymington, Hampshire, a firm 01 Contact by Mailrack ’ THE POGGI PRESS How fat she are! is going to make the team use the yacht architects and owners’ agents “Yes, sir.”

“Where ? ” (City Record Press) The reason is paddles in winter tennis practice.

“Russia.“ She daily doesn’t.

Service-PRINTERS-Quality * * * 163-166 Sixth Street, Hopoken. N. J. “What part ?”

-Los Angeles Collegima Coach Parte1 gave the basketball * * * “All of me.” candidates a weekend off because Dinner guest: ‘‘Will you pass the “DO you know where Washing they were “getting stale.” Just a s ton is?” nuts, professor?” he announced the layoff some of The Annual Faculty Tea was helc 600 Hudson St., Hoboken the players started to make all sorts Wednesday afternoon, October 19 “He’s dead.”

Absent minded professor: “Yes, “No, I mean the capital of tht L suppose so, but I really should . of shots. * * * at the home of Mrs. Harvey N Catering to Davis. Mrs. Davis entertained thc u. s.” gunk most of them.”

Banquets. Wedding Dinners Johnson’s Stock Exchange court- faculty members and introducec “They loaned it all to Europe.”

Bridge Parties -Los Angeles Collegian “DO you promise to support thc * * * sters played here last Thursday. new members of the circle to tht Lawge and Small Ball Rooms constitution of the U. S.?”

The Stevens team opposing, them group.

One Siamese twin to another: Bowling Alleys * * * “Who, me?

I’ve got a wife anc Open Daily 8 A.M. to 7 Pay.. 1 _.,.

You must have had a swell time ..US male up largely of Frosh, and Music and Dancing A number of the Freshmar six children to support.” .ast night; I look like a wreck.

“Stretch” Lang was the only letterEvemj Night &t. d A.M. to 9 P.M. Class accepted Professor Fife’s in --The Budget man to get into the game. Even vitation to pay him an evening vis -Los Angeles Collegian I’ 605 Washington Street so, the Stevens basketeers tanned it Friday night, October 21. Man3 in an impressive early season pw- anecdotes were told and refresh ments were served. f ormance.

B y Ed Israel

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II II )affynitions Pence : trousers Quote: An article of clothing lorn to keep warm Squad: to sit on heels Have you heard the latest? It Lunge: noon time meal seems there is a new super-terrific Chump: to leap into the air product on the market. It is called Grudge: a place where autos are “Gussie Glue,” and it not only ePt Acquire: ‘a group of church sing- makes things stick to the walls, but its friction actually produces mors tion!!! . . Ask Jack Wirth the Paradox: two ducks difference between alumni and Nertz: doctor’s assistant afumnae. He knows. You might Rowboat: mechanical man . . P-Nuts Tan: number of fingers on both ask Georgie also! .ands rooked his section last week by addGulf: nationwide sport ing one question to the shoot for -Los Angeles Collegian which T-Neck had allowed a whole period, and giving the boys only * * * half the time . . .

A prankish fraternity of the Jniversity of Michigan registered By the way, Bernstein’s brain. fictitious name with the registrar. child, if it ever materializes, will ?or the next four years they sent rival the aforementioned “Gussie heir pledges to attend classes in Glue.” He wants to make cranks rhich the name was registered. and links out of a fluid, so that the it the end of four years the name theoretical constructions for the Whitworth and MacCord Mechan,raduated with honors.

-Los Angeles Collegian isms will become practical. With the perfection of his invention the * * * nembers will be able to go through Heigh ho, heigh ho! zach other without interference or Off to school we go We learn the junk i weakage.

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(Continued frons Page One) D.S. Members Worked During Recprd Unmarred By Losses Tentative plans have been made Charles J. Burch, '34, married Summer Vacation Next Game Nov. 5 €or a Home Concert to be given by bliss Dorothy M. Surnburger of As a result of the informal rethe Glee Club here at Stevens some- Dover on September 26. Mr. Burch The Stevens Junior Varsity Soc- forming public opini time toward the end of March. It LS affiliated with the research de- conditioning program, several de- cer squad to date has played five he is head of the is expected that the Glee Club will partment of Linde Air Products partments of the Stevens Theatre weeks away, so that all students invite the Adelphi College Choral Co. Mrs. Burch is a graduate of have received considerable improve- games, winning three and tying publishing compan should buy their tickets in the very Society as their guests at that time All Souls School of Nursing. The ments. The officers of the Dramatic two. Played jointly with the Varsity commentator on near future. The Freshmen par- and have a dance afterwards which newlyweds have made their home Society and members of the various soccermen were practice games with WOR. crews met on stage almost every teams from the S. S..Scythia, Si S. ticularly are urged to show their will be open to all who attend the in Buffalo. * * * Johnson and Wierck Inc. are at Wednesday during the Summer and Queen of Bermuda, and from the A lecture on Collective Se interest in school social functions concert. in the course of their activities a ity was presented by Profe by coming out to the dance with The officers of the club have not present engaged in building a paper remarkable amount of work we Bank of England. Against the ex- Mason in Brooklyn Monday, had very much success in the way mill at St. Petersburg, Florida.

100% attendance. Tickets are be- of obtaining paying engagements perienced tactics of these squads, A. H. Johnson and Fred Wierck are accomplished. ing sold by representatives in each for the club and although there is a graduates of Stevens, members of One important project was the the Stevens men gave a good acsection of the school. great deal of time left before their the classes of '21 and '23 respect- moving of the ventilating apparatus count of themselves, defeating the * * * concert season starts next Febru- ively. in the projection booth to a more Scythia booters 5-1, tying the Queen * * * ary, they again reminded the mem- David Garrison, Jr., '36, and Miss advantageous position which has of Bermuda and Bank of England HE Rifle Club wishes to express bers that there would be a ten Margaret R. Cole were married on provided comfortable working con- 2-2, and 3-3 respectively. its thanks to B. & G. for the percent commission paid to any- October 8th at Pawtucket, Rhode ditions for the projectionists.

The scheduled games that were improvements of the lighting on one who was able to give them a Island. During his undergraduate The cyclorama which had faded played with Manual Training High lead.

They attribute the cause of days, Dave Garrison was a member to a dead yellow over a period of on September 30, and Dickinson the range. Incidentally, the Club's the lack of dates to the fact that of the varsity tennis team as well years was repainted and then stip- High October 25 were both victeam has received much excellent the organization is still in its infancy as president of the Interfraternity pled to present the effect of an eve- tories on for the J. V.'s, the former by material from the Class of '42, and :garding publicity and that as Council.

HOBOKEN ning sky. The walls of the stage a score of 2-0, the latter by 2-1. expects to have a good season.

TYPEWRITER -: )on as more of the people outside were painted gray from roof -to Only two future contests are ie Glee Club take an active inSERVICE . ,.: * * * floor. definitely scheduled-with Fieldston :rest in it, there will be fewer difMcDonnell Bms., Props.

Seriously dangerous rigging was (November 5) and Erasmus Hall HE pictures of the Freshmen arc culties met in obtaining paying 90 BLOOMFIELD STREET':' largely eliminated by the substi- (November 14); others may be ad& T t o be taken this year by Leon mcerts. tution of steel airplane wire cable ded. .

The meeting of the Glee Club last €or a number of the hemp lines ard RIazel, '42. This will be thc riday was attended by about 50 which had already served several first time that a student has beel srcent of the membership. The years beyond their normal life. This the photomapher for the taking 0: Dsence was ascribed to "rushing."

Imported and Domestic particular improvement should have the class pictures, as far as thii here will be another meeting this Wines and Liquors been made long since but due to column has been able to ascertain Iming Friday a t the regular time unfavorable circumstances it had All Kinds of Beer and and TEE STUTEawaits the result E 7:OO P. M. in the Music Room of been impossible for the Dramatic Popular Brand Cigarettes $1.1 3 Carton ' with interest. Mazel, formerly 0. acobus Hall.

Cordials Society to sustain such an expense. the Class of '41, was one of thc HOboken 3-3113 All 15c Brands $1.30 Carton F i e Watch. Clock and 538 Washington Street winners of last year's photograph!

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HE soccer game with Haverforc today promises to be one of thl best of the season's games. T h scores of the games of precediml years show that Stevens is creepinj up on the Haverford teams, havinr lost by only one point last year Perhaps the plot of the curve o these scores can be extrapolated b predict a Stevens success; at leas1 we hope for a victory by the Re and Gray booters.

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HE present drive for a Jacobu Club for commuters meets wit this column's hearty approval. SUC an organization would be of grea value to the large number of nor resident students who do not w i s to join any fraternity, yet have t h problem of where to leave their bc longings while waiting, for ir stance, for a Glee Club rehearsa an evening D. S. show, o r for som other evening function. The room in Jacobus Hall allotted to a J: cobus Club should be put to USI and the club should be received ex thusiastically by the commutin students.

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HE doors of the Jacobus Ha Tsquash courts are badly in net of B. BE. G.'s attention. Dam weather has warped them SO th: much difficulty is encountered bot in opening and in closing the door It is a pity that the utility of ther excellent courts should be impaire by this fault.

Calendar

Wednesday, November 2

12:OO-Freshman Class. Sections A. B. nnd. C. pictures at w m .

12:15-5:3O-Mus1c Room oDen. 1 :OO-Freshman Class. Sections D and E. pictures at gym. l:15-Interclass Soccer, '41 vs. '42.

1 :15-Interelass Lacrosse. '40 VS. '41.

2 :OO-Rifle Team vs. Armour Tech at Barracks Buildina.

Soccer: Varsity vs. Haverford. away.

Thursday, November 3

2:30-4 :lS-Musie Room open.

4:lS-Orchestra Rehearsal at Jacobus Hall.

Friday, November 4

1:00-5:OO-Music Room open.

7:OO-Glee Club rehearsal in Jacobus Hall.

Saturday, November 5

1 r00-on-Music Room open.

Soccer Game: Varsity VS. Bard, home.

Monday, November 7

2 :OO-5 :OO-Musie Room open.

4 :E-Orchestra Rehearsal nt Jacobus Hall.

9 :OO-Cnstle Club Beer Party.

Tuesday, November 8 4 :OO-5 :3O-Music

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